Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MIi1tS4zw

1:00 – “Amityville is a name that people know because of, you know, the real movies.”

Newt has two “original” scripts based on these real movies.  He knows what this is.  He knows that this is just ripping off somebody else’s ideas.  This is all that the self-proclaimed Ideas Man knows how to do.  Plagiarise.

1:15 – Then he starts talking about his stupid, plagiarised, clown script.

4:00 – Now he’s talking about how his parents met because the Amityville movies.  The real ones.

9:30 – Newt is talking about smocks that he wore in middle school art class.  He says that he wore his father’s dress shirt, inside out.  

What kind of privileged upbringing did Newt have?  A dress shirt?  Why would you get a good shirt to use as a smock?  I just had an old t-shirt of my father’s.  I couldn’t imagine saying, “Hey, I’ll need one of your finest shirts.  This t-shirt isn’t working for me.”

Fucking nobody had a dress shirt.  It doesn’t even make sense to use a nice shirt as a smock.  Maybe Newt’s family was just so wealthy that I can’t even comprehend it.

13:00 – “I’ve written three Amityville scripts.”

Oh.  I thought it was only two.  What a treat.  There’s a third plagiarised script.

Then he says that he’s copyrighted the title “Amitville Halloween”.  First of all, what is he even copyrighting?  There’s no movie.  He’s copyrighting an idea?  A rough script that he shat out in two days?  I’m not sure if you can do that.  

And he’s copyrighting STOLEN IDEAS.  

13:30 – “The Amityville thing is not a new idea.  So when I see people saying, ‘Oh, you’re stealing this idea’, that’s the whole fucking point.”

Oh.  How silly of me not to get this.  Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen is INTENTIONALLY ripping off other people’s ideas.  There’s…some kind of art to this that I’m just not seeing.  He’s on a whole other level.  This is some avant-garde shit.  Like that urinal guy.  Duchamp.  Newt is making anti-movies to expose the hypocrisy of the film industry.  More than that, he’s exposing the absurdity of intellectual property as a concept.  Nobody should be able to own an idea.  Once an idea is out there, it belongs to everybody.

Or Newt is just completely bereft of ideas.  He can’t write.  He can’t make a movie.  And he’s totally wasting his life.  You can decide which.

14:00 – Then Newt suggests that Sleepy Hollow is going to be his next public domain work that he rips off.

Oh, there was a “premiere” of this video.  So somebody says, “I’d love to read through some of your scripts”.  Newt replies, “i wanna do readings of them, like a radio play”

We can all look forward to that.

 https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552661461478039552

Newt says that Florida Man Saves Christmas will be released in October.  Okay.  Fine.  I don’t care.

But then some guy responds with, “If there are any gamergrrls out there, peekaboo I see you (clown emoji).”

And he posts a stupid “meme” picture for some reason.

Why did he even write this?  Why would this tweet be of particular interest to me?  

So Newt replies, “Was sent that this morning. Didnt know this thing existed. I was Better off not knowing haha but hey Any press is good press right. I learned long time ago not to read anything about myself good or bad. Mostly bad”

Impossible.  Every time you click a link on the blog, say, for a Youtube video, it shows up in the Youtube statistics as the referral.  It’s the same for Twitter.  So it will say, whatever, ten hits today from GamerGrrls.  And we know that Newt obsessively checks his Youtube statistics.  So he’d see this.  He’d say, “Wait a minute.  What’s this GamerGrrls thing?” and click the link.

This is how Tony from Hack the Movies discovered the site.  And also, Tony said that Newt reads the blog.  This was months ago that he said this.

So I suspect that this is some more untruths from The Ideas Man.

Anyway, this weirdo who mentioned the blog continues, “I think I might screenshot it and frame it on my wall in my game room haha. I’m the famous “ladysboy” LMAO. Who does their editing?”

I sometimes misspell or use the wrong word, as people are wont to do.  Who cares?  But I’ve checked, and I’ve never said “ladysboy”.  So I don’t know what this guy is talking about.

And no.  He’s not the fucking ladyboy.  I don’t think that he knows what a ladyboy is.  Here’s his Twitter:

https://twitter.com/altonmick1

It’s a guy, right?  I didn’t study the pictures too closely.  But it looks like a guy.  It’s certainly not a guy who’s trying to look like a woman, which is what a ladyboy is.  It may be a woman who’s trying to look like a man, which isn’t what a ladyboy is.

There are a number of ladyboys on Newt’s Twitter.  I’m not talking about any particular person.  

So Newt replies, “Oh see you read it. I only saw the headline and went Nope haha”.  

What are they even talking about?  Are they referencing a particular article?  I can’t figure it out.

Then this weird…whatever it is, but not a ladyboy, replies, “I read everything. I’m a publicity whore”.

Again…I’m not talking about him.  Or her.  I’ve never even seen the name before.  Am I missing something?  Why would anybody describe that person as a “ladyboy”?  And in his description, he has, “The ladybodys to some haha.”  

It’s some weird shit.  Oh.  “Ladybody”.  Yeah, I used that in this recent article:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/catching-up-with-ideas-man-newt-wallen.html

Oh my god.  A typographical error.  “Ha!  You misspelled something!  Zing!  I win!”  These are the arguments that a 10 year old makes.

But yeah, he’s a fucking weird creep.  Not a ladyboy, though.  Just a giant fucking nerd.  Probably deeply autistic or something.

There are actual people who go to Newt’s Twitter, respond to his shit, and then when you go to their Twitter, you see that it’s a man in a dress.  THAT’S A LADYBOY.  Do I really need to explain this?  Do I need to define “ladyboy”?  People don’t know what this is any more?  

Obviously, not everybody who goes to Newt’s Twitter is a man in a dress.  But on the day that I was checking, there was more than one.  So as a joke, I just collectively call everybody who posts on Newt’s Twitter a ladyboy.  Like how I call the people who go to these women’s Youtube channels “horntards”.  This isn’t challenging stuff but this autistic guy just isn’t picking up on this.

Anyway, we know for a fact that Erin reads the blog and Mike reads the blog because they’ve referenced stuff that I’ve written a few times.

We know that Retro Ali reads the blog because she contacted the woman who did the banner art, trying to get the merch store shut down.  And I think that it was Retro Ali who got the merch store shut down.  That store that I have now is basically a place holder.  I only have one thing there.  I never bothered putting more stuff up.  The site is a pain in the ass to do anything with.  I’m not going to spend many hours setting that shit up just for a comedy “merch site”.

Madam Fomo reads the blog because she used to obsessively file false copyright claims on everything.  She also referenced me in some weird video not long ago.

Tony from Hack the Movies reads the blog.  He’s posted here, he’s talked about the blog on his defunct Godzilla podcast, whatever.

Johanna, same thing.

I’m pretty sure that Horseface reads the blog because she’s made references to “mean people” or “mean comments” or something.  Not just recently but a couple of years ago, there was an exchange between Tony and Horseface on Hack the Movies about this.

I suspect that Bobdunga and Pelvic Gamer read the blog because they stopped making cringe videos.  But other than that, I don’t have any proof.

Pam aka CannotBeTamed never made any reference to the blog.

You have to assume that everybody reads it.  I’m the only person writing about them.  And these are people who crave attention.  

Definitely, everybody at Screenwave knows about the blog.  That fucking faggot from Movie Dumpster who banned me from Reddit used the blog as a reason to ban me.  I suspect that even that poo-obsessed zombie James Rolfe knows about the blog and I’m not even sure if he’s allowed to use the internet.

But we’re expected to believe that Newt Wallen doesn’t know about the blog.  He’s the only person from Screenwave who somehow doesn’t know about it.  

I don’t care if anybody knows about or reads the blog.  I don’t advertise.  These people aren’t celebrities.  They’re people, many of whom are unemployed, who make shitty Youtube videos.  Who cares?  

But Newt has to just be straight up lying.  Not that it really matters.  But why lie about something so trivial?  It calls into question what else he’s lying about.  Well, we can start listing things that Newt has lied about.  He’s a deceitful fellow.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2GyiMHeL0g

So I watched about two minutes of this already, just in my spare time.  It’s Newt with some fucking too-cool-for-school, douchebag, dude bro in a backwards baseball cap, eyebrow piercing, and covered in tattoos.  And Newt keeps looking to this guy for reassurance.  “Please say that I’m a cool guy, dude bro.  We’re friends, right?  I want to be your friend forever.”

It’s just some fucking loser who makes shitty tits and gore movies.  I guess.  Maybe he made one.  And Newt looks at him like a puppy looking at his new owner.  It’s creepy as fuck.  Get some dignity, Newt.  

And this fucking faggot is not somebody to aspire to.  He’s pathetic.  Forty years old and dressed like this?  No job?

Apparently, Newt knew this guy from school.  Is everybody from that school a complete and abject failure or just the people who Newt kept in touch with?  

Imagine Career Day at that school.  “Today we have a special speaker.  He’s a 1999 graduate and he recently quit his job at the cinema to start writing tits and gore scripts for movies that will never get made.  Please welcome Mr Wallen.”

The guy’s name is Kevin.  Here’s what this big shot Hollywood movie producer is working on: Punk Rock 101: The Series.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/punk-rock-101-the-series#/

He’s raised about $500.  Twelve backers.  He’s a long way from his $12,000 goal.

Newt is listed in the cast as an executive producer.  Also, everybody has their pronouns listed.  Newt is he/him/his.  So they’ve actually added a pronoun for all of these.  Right?  Isn’t it usually only two?  I think that everybody is just the normal pronouns, I’m not seeing any “they’s”.  There might be some ladyboys or something but if not, I’m surprised that they did this

By the way, in the Google search results, it’s described as “A modern day Seinfeld”.  Yeah.  Minus the laughs, intellect, and good acting.  And on a $500 budget.  But other than that, it’s exactly like Seinfeld.

0:30 – Newt is playing Sergei, who’s in a wheelchair, and only knows “two words”, “Big titty women” and “chocolate ice cream”.

That’s six words, Mr Dude Bro, but…yeah.  This sounds like real Seinfeldesque material.  Remember that Seinfeld episode that was all tits and gore?  

Actually, I suppose there was the episode where the O’Henry heiress only wore a bra.  And she had big tits.  And there was the episode where George’s bank password was “Bosco”.  So there’s the chocolate and ice cream connection.  And there’s the episode where Kramer dates a woman in a wheelchair.  So maybe this is like Seinfeld.

1:00 – “Kevin was also a producer on Swamp Zombies and Swamp Zombies 2”.  

Wow.  We are in the presence of Hollywood royalty.

Oh, I should point out that Dude Bro is vaping.  He’s a real badass.  The ladies love a bad boy.  Probably not this fat, unemployed fuck, though.  

You know what I’ve noticed?  Women like men with jobs.  That’s probably the number one thing I would recommend to any guy who’s trying to woo the ladies.  Get a job.

Oh, this guy is also drinking beer.  

7:00 – Newt and Dude Bro are arguing about what happened in the movie.  Newt and Dude Bro argue A LOT.  Over petty stuff.  For example, they argued over when they first met.  Newt said the fifth grade but Dude Bro insisted that it was the seventh grade.  Who cares?

I’d be interested to know who’s actually right in all of this.  I suspect that it’s Newt and Dude Bro is just really angry all of the time because he’s chock full of testosterone.  So he starts petty arguments.

But what if Dude Bro is actually right?  Then he’d be justified to get angry.  It would be annoying as fuck hearing childhood stories, from your own childhood, that you know are inaccurate.  Maybe Newt is just making all of this shit up.  

14:30 – Newt can’t understand why some character was in the film and Dude Bro says that it’s “probably because they needed an African-American.”  Newt seems uncomfortable with this and says, “It was 1988, though.”

Newt is suggesting that having token black characters is a fairly recent phenomena.  No.  It was absolutely happening by 1988.  All of the tv shows of the 1980s were doing this, at least by the mid 1980s.  I can’t really speak on anything earlier than that, not having been old enough to form memories.

There were no all-white casts on television by the 1980s. Just name a show.  Facts of Life: Tootie.  Punky Brewster: Cherry.  The A-Team: Mr T.  Silver Spoons: the guy who played Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bell Air.  Perfect Strangers: Harriet Winslow who would later star in Family Matters.  Mr Belvedere: ummm…nothing springs to mind.  I’m sure that if there was a birthday party, Wesley would suddenly have a black friend but nobody in the main cast.  Can’t think of anybody in Alf either.  And of course, there are shows where race was sort of central to the show like Diff’rent Strokes, Webster, and Gimme A Break.  So I’m not including those.

So anyway, it wasn’t absolute and total but certainly it was pretty rare by the 1980s to have an all-white cast.  

19:30 – I think that Dude Bro has a Thundercats tattoo.  Umm…he’s losing street cred with me.  I’ll just say that.

22:00 – Then Dude Bro starts talking about what a bully he was as a kid.  He starts telling a story about making a handicapped kid swim in a lake before Newt cuts him off.  What an asshole.  In case it wasn’t abundantly clear already that Dude Bro is an asshole.

25:30 – Dude Bro says, “This kid’s like my brother”, in reference to Newt.  

They’re the same age.  Dude Bro just likes belittling Newt.  And Newt has no self-esteem so doesn’t mind.

Well, the good news is that red dye in tattoos is linked to an increase in cancer risk.  Bet Dude Bro didn’t think of that when he was getting that tattoo of the Thundercats logo.  He’s fucked.