I watched this already, it’s only two minutes, but it is shocking in it’s low quality. I mean, for a Youtube video, it’s his usual quality and it’s fine for Youtube but from what I gather, from what little information… Read morePerth horror film festival intro (TEASE) – Newt Wallen
I was drifting in and out of sleep for this one. I swear that I heard it all but I couldn’t tell you much about it. The main takeaway here is that PVC Bondage Guy has the delusion that she’s… Read moreThe Fabulous Return of PVC Bondage Guy
Newt Wallen has a list of projects that never go anywhere but they have titles like Shark Vampire, Planet Frankenstein, Amityville Pool Toy Massacre, Mars vs Cheerleaders, and Sucks 2 Suck. Actually, I guess those titles are all lame and… Read moreFlorida Man Saves Christmas is a Boring Concept
So he starts the stream by talking about visiting a “friend” of his who’s a “go-go dancer” with some other prostitute “friends” of his and then launches into his shitty movie projects that never get released. The usual bullshit from… Read moreNewt Wallen Suing Screenwave? Tony from Hack the Movies? Horseface?
I laughed just from the title. I thought that he was going to do some, “You don’t see any ghosts, do you? My prayers must be working” thing. But no. Let me watch this again to try to piece together… Read moreVisual Proof Protection Prayers Work – Ghost Behaviorist FIles – Chris Bores
You can put it in caps all you like, Newt. People still aren’t going to watch. Newt has been putting some different prostitutes in his videos for the past…how long has it been? Two months? When did we last see… Read moreMONSTER DOUBLE FEATURE: WOLF MAN & NOSFERATU – Newt Wallen
I wouldn’t normally cover an advertisement but reading the replies on TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit made me realise some things about who these people are. It looks like a shitty 8-bit platformer. And the video is interspliced with annoying clips of… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd 8-bit – Announcement Trailer – Cinemassacre
I bring corrections. 0:30 – “Usually in this game, I will kick the enemies because I find the kick to be a little bit safer because you have more distance.” Well, duh. The kick has a longer reach. But punching… Read moreJust the Tip – Kung Fu – Mike Matei
This is sad. First of all, THERE’S NOBODY THERE. She’s giving this “speech” to an empty room. Just look at the tables. The front two tables are clearly empty. The two behind them are empty. Off in the distance I… Read moreGaming For Change Conference – Full Speech – Zap Cristal
We’ve got Horseface. She’s not getting any more attractive, is she? It’s almost shocking. Either I forgot how unattractive she is or she’s looking a whole lot worse, from what was already a low start. 0:15 – She starts by… Read moreHow Final Destination 2 Traumatized A Generation! – Tony from Hack The Movies
