0:00 – “This is Running on Empty: Food Review” Oh wait. No. This is Newt Wallen’s Dollar Store version of Report of the Week. 0:15 – “I don’t know why. For some reason, I thought this was alcohol.” That’s what… Read morelets try LIQUID DEATH: Arm less Palmer – Newt Wallen
Hello, desperation. So we’ve got Erin, 35+ years old, with no breasts, sitting next to a cardboard cutout of Jessica Rabbit that Mike has for some bizarre reason that we should perhaps not think about. It’s not a favourable comparison…. Read more3 BAD NES Games from RARE – Erin Plays
I was living in this shared house with a Polish guy, a South African couple, an Australian guy, and his German wife. After maybe a year of living there or a year and a half, I got a job as… Read moreAutobiography Grand Finale
So we’ve got Tony, this anti-abortion religious nut, and Jessica the world’s longest-standing intern. I’m pretty sure that this is the first appearance of Jessica post-Tony leaving Screenwave. I think that it’s also the first time that this anti-abortion Jesus… Read moreA Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is a Fan Favorite – Tony from Hack the Movies
Hey guys! Here’s a picture of me from when I was 19 and hot. Umm…bad news, Erin. Even when you were 19, you weren’t hot. How on earth did she think that she was going to be some sex symbol… Read moreErin and Crystal Quin are Posting Old Pictures of Themselves
First, a bonus video. I forgot to post anything yesterday. It was midnight when I remembered. I wasn’t going to stay up to write something about Erin or whatever. It can wait. So Newt is ripping off ReportOfTheWeek now. He… Read more24 years ago Today Phantom Menace and I debuted at a movie theater – Newt Wallen
0:00 – I’ve never played this before! Why not? Why not play the game for a few hours or days before doing the stream? Why does Erin flat out refuse to EVER play a game in her spare time like… Read moreMy first time playing Metroid: Zero Mission on GBA – Erin Plays
The description is, “65 year old Elvis and JFK’s brain in the body of an elderly black man must save their nursing home from a Mummy in cowboy boots.” None of this interests me even a tiny bit. So let’s… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Bubba Ho-Tep – Newt Wallen
To recap, I’d been living in London for…probably two years? Can it really have only been two years? I crammed a lot in. Maybe three years. And I lived in about five shared properties. Always awful. But I couldn’t afford… Read moreMy Last Shared House
0:00 – “I’m always looking for new ways to play games while I’m out on the go.” Really? How many new ways are there? He’s holding a Switch. Maybe play the Switch? What else is he contemplating? He can use… Read moreLegend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – First Impressions – Cinemassacre
