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PREY Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8olhxkHZapg
2:45 – “Set in the 1700s about a Commanche tribe. I saw a lot of people who were upset because it’s a girl as the lead and they were just like, ‘Oh, it’s just because she’s a Mary Sue” and (makes weird noises). This is not sisters-get-things-done movie. First off, native American culture is very gender-neutral or gender-fluid anyway so there were female warriors.”
Oh, do tell. People nowadays seem to trot out the “Indians were the OG ladyboys” shit. Haven’t these people suffered enough? Now we’re expected to believe that American Indians didn’t believe in gender?
First of all, there were hundreds if not thousands of tribes. Scholars estimate that there were up to 100 million American Indians before the Europeans arrived. They spanned from Northern Canada to the southernmost tip of South America. Do you think that different tribes might have had different views on gender?
No, they were just all too busy putting dresses on and fucking each other in the ass. That’s what the Chosen People want us to believe.
The genocide of the American Indians is the greatest atrocity in the history of mankind. And now these fucking degenerates in the media want to push the narrative that American Indians were all about being gender-fluid. They were transgender. All of them. Every American Indian was transgender.
It’s disgusting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-spirit
Two-spirit (also two spirit, 2S or, occasionally, twospirited) is a modern, pan-Indian, umbrella term used by some Indigenous North Americans to describe Native people in their communities who fulfill a traditional third-gender (or other gender-variant) ceremonial and social role in their cultures. The term Two Spirit (original form chosen) was created in 1990 at the Indigenous lesbian and gay international gathering in Winnipeg.
It’s something that a handful of gay Indians invented in 1990. So now this false narrative gets pushed by the usual media moguls and fucking dullards like Newt Wallen lap it up.
3:45 – Newt again says, “Not in a Mary Sue” way. What does this even mean? I have to look this up too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
A Mary Sue is a type of fictional character, usually a young woman, who is portrayed as unrealistically free of weaknesses. Originating in fan fiction, a Mary Sue is often an author’s idealized self-insertion. Mary Sue stories are often written by adolescent authors.
The term Mary Sue was coined by Paula Smith in the 1973 parody short story “A Trekkie’s Tale”, as the name of a character standing in for idealized female characters widespread in Star Trek fan fiction. A male character with similar traits may be labelled a Gary Stu or Marty Stu.
Oh. How silly of me not to know about Star Trek fan fiction terminology.
Then you continue reading the article and…this is about pornographic Star Trek fanfiction. Why would we be expected to know this? Who’s the audience for this shit? Is it just me who doesn’t read pornographic Star Trek fanfiction? Newt is using this term like everybody knows it. Maybe he’s right. Maybe for his audience, they know this shit.
5:45 – “They’re showing the savagery of the white man and we all know how that goes.”
Newt really hates white people.
When I mentioned the genocide of the American Indians as the worst atrocity ever committed, I was right. But I don’t blame white people. The blame lies specifically on English people. English people are the league leaders in atrocities. Nobody else is even close.
Do we need to get into it? They brutally subjugated their neighbours in Wales, Ireland, and Scotland. The subjugation of India. The subjugation of much of Africa. The slave trade. The genocide of the American Indians.
And if you’d like a list of British war crimes, Wikipedia has you covered:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes
Additionally, every atrocity committed by the US can be attributed to the English. The US has been ruled by Anglo-Saxons from the founding of the country until today. Look at the names of the politicians, the leaders of industry, et cetera. Overwhelmingly Anglo-Saxon.
HL Mencken wrote extensively about this.
The average American of the Anglo-Saxon majority, in truth, is simply a second-rate Englishman, and so it is no wonder that he is spontaneously servile, despite all his democratic denial of superiorities, to what he conceives to be first-rate Englishmen. He corresponds, roughly, to an English Nonconformist of the better-fed variety,
As true today as when it was written nearly 100 years ago.
But Newt Wallen (Anglo-Saxon name, by the way) wants us to blame the entirety of the Caucasian population for the atrocities committed by the English and the so-called Anglo-Saxons of the US. I’m not buying it, Newt. I’m not going to blame Poles for the slave trade. Swedish people didn’t kill the American Indians. Hungarians didn’t supply the Chinese with opium. It wasn’t the Dutch who firebombed the civilian population of Dresden. Czechs didn’t drop two atomic bombs on Japan.
But Newt Wallen and his ilk like to blame the entirety of the white population for the crimes of the Anglo-Saxons. Because it serves them. Their people did something bad so they try to blame everybody to deflect blame. No. You’re to blame. Not me. Your ancestors did this stuff. Not mine. Your people continue to do this stuff. Not mine.
If you’d like to learn more about the atrocities of the Anglo-Saxons as distinct from the rest of the Caucasian population, you can check out HL Mencken’s fine piece entitled The Anglo-Saxon.
https://archive.org/stream/mencken017105mbp/mencken017105mbp_djvu.txt
It starts slightly below the halfway point of the page.
9:00 – “Are we creating anything of value now? Everything is just a copy of a copy of a copy.”
The irony.
13:00 – Newt gives his idiotic, plagiarised movie idea which is basically The Most Dangerous Game but with hot chicks. Tits and gore.
13:45 – Newt talks about his “meds”. He got his prescription re-filled so he’s not as emotional. Good for you, Newt.
You know what might also help? Getting a fucking job. And he had a job. Why did he quit? For these idiotic tits and gore movie ideas that are entirely plagiarised?
14:15 – He mentions Mary Sue for the third fucking time.
Comments.
– “I loved it! She wasn’t a Mary Sue at all, she almost died at least 10 times, lol..”
So I guess these people do know about pornographic Star Trek fanfiction.
– “Did I miss an announcement for a Discord? O.o Or is it private for Patreons or such?”
Oh yeah. I happened to check out the Discord yesterday. Newt didn’t write anything there in months. He wrote some shit when the Discord started and then never again. And there were just a few weird ladyboys posting weird off-topic shit there.
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Crystal Quin is NOT a Narcissist (According to Crystal Quin)
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/im-back-horseface-returns-to-twitch.html
It’s all been a big misunderstanding, guys. She explains everything in a comment in the above article.
Hey! Horseface here. I heard of this blog but never read any of it until tonight. It does bring me sadness that I come off as a narcissist to some people.
Oh, yeah. She’s really broken up about being called a “narcissist” by “some people.” Just a handful of misguided souls. Also known as everybody on earth who ever watched a single video of her or saw how she dresses.
I was made fun of for most of my life and never felt attractive until a few years ago.
Oh, that’s terrible. Nobody likes to be made fun of. And Crystal was obviously bullied for her appearance. That’s why she told a story about being 19 years old and in some kind of sex auction at a bar. She danced on the table with this other woman while the horny patrons cheered them on. Then somebody paid “a lot of money” to go out with Crystal and her friend.
This is a story that she told. You can read about it here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/crystal-quin-is-unwatchable.html
One of the earliest appearances of Crystal on Hack the Movies. She told this story about how hot she was and somebody paid a lot of money to go out with her. As a 19 year old.
When was the bullying? When was the low self-esteem? People with low self-esteem who don’t think that they’re attractive tend not to dance on bar counters and take part in sex auctions.
They also tend not to be shot girls, which was an early career of Crystal’s that she mentions later in this response.
They also tend not to send, “Let’s have sex” texts, to their boss, who later became her boyfriend of nine years, who was in the marines.
She also told a story about being propositioned by a different boss who wanted to have sex with her.
Oh, she’s also a “model”. There are LOADS of pictures on her Instagram, probably dating back many years, of her in her underwear in various “gothic” softcore porn pictures.
Does any of this sound like somebody who had low self-esteem and didn’t think that they were attractive?
Maybe my excitement of feeling attractive is coming out on the stronger side. I’m trying to build my self esteem and confidence.
She has never told a single story to indicate that she ever thought she was anything other than a hot chick who everybody wants to have sex with. Every fucking story is like this from every stage of her life.
Some things I can clear up…- I don’t get paid for Hack the Movies or anything I ever shot with Newt. I actually put in money for many of the projects Newt and myself made. I honestly do them because I have fun. I don’t make any money from any of this, except a small amount from Twitch when I stream.
Oh, I forgot to mention this one. Poor Crystal over here who thinks that she’s so unattractive and has low self-esteem decided to get into acting. She’s in loads of tits and gore stuff that her friend The Ideas Man plagiarised. She’s there in a bikini, whatever. Constantly. FOR YEARS. Since high school. She went to that “acting high school”, remember.
WHEN WAS THE LOW SELF-ESTEEM? WHEN DID SHE THINK THAT SHE WAS UNATTRACTIVE?
And Newt wasn’t even paying for this. SHE paid, apparently. The only thing she got out of these tits and gore projects was feeding her vanity.
– I do have a full time job as a production manager at a venue. It’s my pure passion. I used to be a stage manager for Broadway and other professional shows. I used to do that “shot girl” kind of stuff and once in a blue moon I may pick up a gig again. The showgirl event I did was as a showgirl dancer for a birthday party. Not stripper, but more like party motivating and showing guests dance moves.
Nobody suggested that she’s a stripper. But here’s Crystal Quin, very low self-esteem, thinks that she’s unattractive, dressing up as a showgirl for a birthday party. This must all be part of her growing confidence.
– I like to support Johanna and Mint because they’re friends.
Perhaps suggest to your “friends” that they don’t do pornography or get pimped out by some fat hillbilly.
– I am bi.
Oh, sure. We’ve heard so much about Crystal’s lesbian relationships. She was in a nine year relationship with her marine corps boyfriend and before that, she was with The Ideas Man. Where did the ladies come into any of this?
And I might lose people on this but women who claim to be bisexual are usually not the low self-esteem type who think that they’re unattractive. They’re the type who think, “Hey, everybody wants to have sex with me. Men and women. I might as well get in on this.”
– I have gotten A LOT of hate from the internet commenting on my appearance. It wasn’t just you. It’s been happening my whole life. Horseface is new, though.
Direct me to the comments. All I see on the Hack the Movies videos are comments about how hot Crystal is. Everybody wants to have sex with her. Sometimes somebody will say, “Hey, I don’t care much for Crystal. She’s annoying” but I don’t see anything negative about her appearance.
– I have also gotten a lot of hate from some people who think Newt left Hack the Movies because of me.
I have no idea where this comes from. I’ve heard Newt and now Crystal talk about this but I’ve never seen a single person make such an allegation. And the allegation doesn’t make sense. Newt was fired for plagiarising. That’s what Newt does. I have no idea why anybody would blame Crystal for this and I don’t think that anybody is blaming her. I haven’t seen a single instance of that.
– The Newt situation is a very personal situation. I met him 15 years ago and he was my first love. Unfortunately I was too young to see the emotional abuse he put me through. You see in that interview he mentioned about moving to Arizona. That is when I forced myself to move on. That’s a lot more to this story. Feel free to ask questions.
I don’t give a fuck about your emotional abuse. Keep your drama from 15 years ago to yourself. Trying to bring The Ideas Man down with these nebulous claims of abuse from many years ago. How dare you? If he was so abusive, why did you still make the fucking tits and gore videos with him? Why did you appear on Hack the Movies with him? You were hanging out with him and doing whatever right up until he was fired for plagiarism. Then suddenly he’s a complete scumbag who abused you?
Why be the man’s muse for 15 years if he’s so abusive? Fucking outrageous.
– I may act silly on Hack the Movies because it’s my escape from reality.
I don’t consider talking about hot chicks who you want to have sex with for every fucking comment to be “acting silly”. It’s narcissistic behaviour. “Look at me! Everybody wants to have sex with me! I love hot chicks even though all of my long-term relationships have been with men!”
– Yes, I feel as if I have to defend myself because a lot in the comments because I want people to not have the wrong idea of me. I need to remember to eventually get over that, but at the moment it’s easier said than done.
Everybody has to like Crystal. This is all part of her narcissism.
– I did date my ex for 9 years. I did end the relationship. He is still an extremely good friend and we talk often.
Note how she has to stress that SHE ended the relationship. Because nobody ends relationships with Crystal. She’s too much of a hot chick. Everybody wants to have sex with her.
– No, I was not sleeping with Newt when I was with my ex. He was aware of the situation. He was supposed to be my best friend.
Nobody suggested that you were. Somebody left a comment stating that it’s unlikely that you would have done that.
Yes, I did just talk about myself, but wanted to try and clear something’s up. If you have questions, ask me.
No questions from me. I don’t give a fuck. I know exactly what you are. A total narcissist. And you’ve been a narcissist at least since high school.
I don’t l know where the hate came from
From the constant comments about how hot you are and how everybody wants to have sex with you. From the constant comments about hot chicks who you want to have sex with. From the swindling of horny retards. From the complete lack of EVER having ANYTHING interesting to say.
But if there’s something I can clear up, I will. You can DM me and I have no problem having a conversation.
Here’s why people do this sort of stuff: they don’t want people writing shit about them. It’s like when Justin Silverman wrote on Reddit and then everybody started kissing his ass. These same people who hurled disgusting abuse at him FOR YEARS about his weight and…well, just his weight, really. But then he posts one time on Reddit and everybody is his best friend.
They do this to say, “Hey, come on. I’m just a regular person. Let’s rap a little.”
I get it. Nobody wants some weirdo time-stamping every time you talk about wanting to have sex with a hot chick and calling you names and whatnot. And maybe I got something wrong. Maybe they just want to set things straight.
But that’s not the case here. What I’m saying is accurate. What she wrote is just a pack of lies. She doesn’t have low self-esteem. She doesn’t think that she’s unattractive. You certainly don’t get this impression from the videos. And her entire life up until this point all suggests that she never had low self-esteem or thought that she was unattractive. Every story is about how hot she is and everybody wants to have sex with her.
Ultimately, who gives a shit? Crystal Quin and everybody who I write about are bad people. Some worse than others . But all they’re doing is making bad Youtube videos. It’s nothing to get worked up over. This is the fundamental humour of the blog. I’m writing about something that’s completely insignificant. Like Crystal Quin, for example.
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Top 5 TV Shows That I Love – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fki5GjuIP-E
0:00 – James, for the love of god, do something with your hair.
And he’s in front of a green screen, of course. It looks as awful as ever.
I’d prefer to see James in front of the actual green screen. Don’t superimpose this fake shit on to it. Just have him in front of the green screen. It’s fine. That would be better than this shit.
0:15 – “Here’s five shows that I love. Not necessarily the top five shows that I love in any particular order.”
Title of the video: “TOP 5 Shows That I Love”. Way to go, Kieran or whoever titled this thing.
Anyway, who cares what five shows Jimmy likes? He couldn’t even be bothered to sit down and figure out what his actual top five favourites are. These are just five shows that he liked and wanted to talk about for this completely disposable video.
0:30 – “But first, a word from this video’s sponsor.”
One day, it’s going to be Keeps. It has to be. It’s a natural. The comedy writes itself.
No, it’s that fucking shit mobile game that he keeps shilling for. And he claims to play it. Why lie? Because it’s clearly a lie. Why not just talk about the game? Don’t say that you personally play it.
1:30 – There’s a graphic that says “30$”. If you click the link, you get thirty dollars worth of virtual shit. This graphic was made by the company for this advertisement that they send out to all of the shilling Youtubers. But why would they put “30$” instead of “$30”? Euros are written like that. Maybe other currencies. It seems like a weird mistake. No American on earth would make that mistake so I suspect that it wasn’t an American making that graphic. And no Americans were doing any quality control for that video.
We’re two and a half minutes in and he’s already encouraged you to watch FIVE other videos that he made. Lazy videos.
4:00 – South Park. He give about 15 seconds of “review” on this one. Some episodes are good, some are bad. Great review, Jimmy. He also mentioned a bunch of shows that he DIDN’T want to include on this. Maybe cut out that bullshit and just talk about the five shows that you DO want to talk about.
4:15 – Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Wait…what? Neither of those shows were even part of the list. GET TO THE LIST, JIMMY, YOU FUCKING RETARD! DON’T JUST MENTION RANDOM SHOWS THAT AREN’T ON THE LIST! GET TO YOUR FIVE RANDOM SHOWS THAT ARE ON THE LIST!
We’re fucking one-third into the video and he still hasn’t got to the fucking list.
4:45 – Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Oh. A show about Pennsylvania. How about broadening your interests, Jimmy? It’s like how he likes Rocky because it takes place in Pennsylvania. It’s such an insular, small-minded way to go through life.
Imagine only watching tv shows and movies that take place in your hometown. What kind of fucking moron does this?
5:45 – He likes the show because it reminds him of sleazy Pennsylvania bars that he went to in college. Have you done anything since college, Jimmy? God, this is fucking terrible.
6:15 – Family Matters. What are you fucking nine years old? This is a list that an adult man compiled? FAMILY MATTERS?
I remember being like 12 years old and kids would sometimes talk about it and I’d think, “What is wrong with these people? Are they fucking retarded?”
I watched the show. It was on the popular TGIF line-up on the ABC television network. And I was a kid. But I didn’t enjoy it. I never laughed once. At any of these shows. I knew that they were all bad. But that’s what was on. It was the shitty children’s shows of TGIF or…I don’t know…Law & Order or something. I’m not watching that shit.
Fucking Family Matters. All I remember is shitty ass Urkel and when Laura got huge tits. Oh, and fucking…that big-titted girl who liked Urkel. I can’t remember her name. She died years ago, unfortunately.
A much hotter show was Step By Step. You have fucking Suzanne Somers with her big jugs. And there was also…Stacy Keach? Was that her name? I’d be astonished if I remembered this. No, Stacy Keach is an old man. What was I thinking of?
Staci Keanan. Yeah, she was hot. And Angela Watson, who played Karen…still hot but less so.
I saw an interview years ago with Brandon Call, who played JT, and he said that he always got horny around Suzanne Somers and that she let him touch her ass.
Anyway, we’re not here for my perverted stories about bad TGIF shows. We’re here for James Rolfe’s BORING AS FUCK takes on them. Fucking Family Matters.
6:30 – “When it comes to sitcoms from my generation, this is my favourite.”
You’re a retard, James.
Then he just starts listing other shows in the TGIF line-up. This video is entirely filler. He has nothing to say about these shows. At least talk about Laura’s tits.
7:30 – This is what I’m talking about. A good shot of Laura in a tight, low-cut top. Oh, and Myra is there too. That’s the girl who liked Urkel.
8:30 – Star Trek: The Next Generation. Really? I’ve never heard Jimmy talk about this show before.
I watched it, I was really into it, but then I turned 15. As an adult, this wouldn’t be on my top 100 shows.
He likes Picard. Great. This is…boring as fuck.
What about Deanna Troi? Is he going to talk about Deanna Troi’s tits? If not, why bother? Why even release a video?
I had a trading card of Troi that had a good shot of her cleavage and that card got some use. This was before the internet and easy availability of pornography.
10:30 – Breaking Bad. I’ve never seen any of this shit. Same with Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I haven’t watched tv in many years. So I don’t know who the big-titted characters are on these. So I don’t give a shit.
What about Two Broke Girls? That one girl was ridiculous. The show was god awful. Ridiculously old-fashioned, hacky, 1980s sitcom material. It was also bizarrely racist with that Asian “me speaky Chinese” owner. But yeah, that one girl had big tits so that was the only redeeming quality of that show.
Anyway, after reviewing Breaking Bad, Jimmy directs you to a full review of the show that he’s already done. STOP PROMOTING YOUR OTHER SHITTY VIDEOS!
And there aren’t links to any of this. Not that I can see, anyway. So what are we supposed to do? Just search the channel for these videos ?
12:45 – Twilight Zone is, mercifully, the last show on the list. Who gives a fuck? This is the world’s most boring list of five random shows. And were there any big tits in Twilight Zone? Not that I can remember.
14:45 – “Esc-u-lating”. For “escalating.” Nice pronunciation, Jimmy.
15:45 – “Let me know in the comments, what are your favourite tv shows?”
Oh god. Can this be any more bland?
This guy can not make a fucking video. What has he been doing for the past 15 years? It really goes to show that it was Mike who was the “creative genius” behind this shit. And then Screenwave. The Screenwave shit was terrible but it wasn’t boring.
Jimmy, left to his own devices, could not be entertaining if his life depended on it. He’s just a deeply autistic man who was a puppet for the actual people writing this shit, coming up with the ideas, whatever. He just sat like there a drooling imbecile until it was time to read the lines.
So to answer Jimmy’s question, what are my random five shows that I maybe like, I’d have to start with Love Boat. But only the episodes with Charo.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUm16XjqCT8]My second choice would be the little-known 1991 sitcom Hi Honey, I’m Home. It was on Nick at Nite. Briefly. It was their first, and possibly only, original program. It was a parody of 1950s situation comedies. It was as funny as cancer and only a few episodes were broadcast but the two female leads had big tits. I think that it was just padding to go with their character but I don’t care.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTaXrN596fM]My third choice is Nurses. Actually, I HATED this show. I also hated the show that it spun off from: Empty Nest. But compared to Nurses, Empty Nest is Seinfeld. It’s on the list because there was so much potential with this show. It’s a show about nurses. Come on. This shit writes itself. But not one of these nurses had big tits. What were they thinking? Just watch Savanah RN instead.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY81WYZ-Z_M]Living Dolls is number four on my list. Initially, I was going to go with King of Queens because Leah Remini has some big tits but then I thought, “Why not choose the show that has Leah Remini and Halle Berry?” Also, Living Dolls is probably the best Who’s the Boss spinoff of them all.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL0qGAL9n70]My final pick is the short-lived What a Country starring Soviet immigrant Yakov Smirnoff, who was red-hot at the time. The show was like Head of the Class but absolutely abysmal. The only saving grace was the Maria Conchita Lopez character and her melons, ably played by Ada Maris. Oh that’s right. She was also in Nurses. So okay, that’s a redeeming feature of Nurses.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKTIAZadYvU]Breasts aside, these were all terrible, terrible shows. But I’d still rather watch any of them than fucking Family Matters.
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An Interview With Tony From Hack The Movies and Cinemassacre – Planet CHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbk_cmSz_s
Sixty-six glorious minutes of some guy I’ve never heard of interviewing some guy I would never have known had he not been involved with James “Rainman” Rolfe.
I’m looking at the backgrounds…they’re doing this over Skype or something…and I couldn’t figure out why they have the same background. It’s the same shelf of games behind them. I thought maybe they’re in the same room.
No. They’re in different rooms. They’re each in their own home. But they just have identical shelves of games behind them. Because that’s what “gamers” do. They get identical shelves and stock them full of games.
0:30 – “Tony, I want to say that I’ve been a really big fan and there are so many cool questions that I have for you.”
Please don’t oversell this. Because I can almost guarantee that this guy doesn’t have even a single cool question to ask.
0:45 – “I got to know, what — obviously, you’re into movies, you’re into wrestling. What was it for young Tony? Like what was it that really captivated you as a kid? Was it horror? Action?”
WHAT? His first question DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. And you can see Tony struggling to comprehend any of this.
Well, there’s only one way to go from here.
4:00 – Now they’re talking about their shelves. Apparently, Tony’s shelves are full of movies, not games. But they’re jealous of each other’s identical shelves full of whatever worthless crap.
Tony says that he keeps his physical media because the streaming services don’t always stream the stuff that he wants to watch. It might be available one day and unavailable the next.
So fucking download the video if you’re that concerned about it.
He says that he got the Simpsons DVDs because he was concerned about episodes being censored and/or episodes being pulled.
These are the only DVDs of tv shows that I ever bought. I got the first four seasons. But I bought them like 20 years ago. If there’s an episode that I want to watch, I’ll fucking download it. Or there are pirate streaming sites that I’m sure we can all find for ourselves. It’s not like episodes of The Simpsons are going to be hard to find. It’s not some obscure show. Any torrent site will have every single episode on there, uncut, uncensored, for your enjoyment. And I think with the DVD commentary as well.
5:30 – Shout out to that butch lesbian editor Jessica. She’s 24, apparently. Great.
9:30 – A long, meandering question that goes nowhere. This is this guy’s interview style. He asks a minute long question, with a lot of asides and he loses his train of thought a lot, and then you’re left scratching your head wondering what he even asked. It’s something like, “Can you tell us about your first episode on Cinemassacre” but told in a completely incomprehensible fashion.
WHEN DO THE COOL QUESTIONS START?
13:00 – “I want to know, are you — obviously, you talk about your — you’re editing videos and stuff like that. This is just my perception of you. Tell me if I’m wrong. You seem like — you’re like a blue collar guy to me. You don’t strike me as the college guy and you just learn how to do this kind of stuff. And I mean that in a good — like not in an insult — like I feel like I relate to you. You’re the guy I relate to when I watch the videos. I’m not a college guy and so — like you don’t strike me as –“
Great question. Cool even.
So…what is this guy asking? If Tony went to college? Yes. He went to a two year program. The same college that Terri Schiavo went to. He got an associate’s degree. I guess. I thought that associate’s degrees more or less disappeared by the 1980s but maybe not. Anyway, do your fucking research. How come I know all of this? I’m not a Tony from Hack the Movies fan. But this guy started the interview with a meandering “question” saying that he’s a Tony from Hack the Movies fan.
And which one of the people on Cinemassacre is the intellectual juggernaut? Fucking seven and a half years of special education James Rolfe? Art school Mike Matei? Have ANY of these Screenwave people completed a four year degree? I don’t think so. Kieran definitely not. Justin, maybe.
It’s completely bizarre. He thinks that Special Ed James is too much of an intellectual.
And he prefers the more “blue collar” Tony from Hack the Movies.
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FROM THE LANDED GENTRY, YOU FUCKING MORON. THEY ALL COME FROM WORKING CLASS FAMILIES.
You know, people talk about what a rich family Mike Matei had. Can it really be possible? His mother was an airline stewardess. I don’t know what his father did but I’d be surprised if he was some wealthy industrialist and married to an airline stewardess.
Anyway, Tony says that he did in fact go to college but neglects to say that it was a two year degree. Fortunately, I’m here to set the record straight.
Oh, in the next meandering, confusing question Tony says that he went to three colleges. He went to some local college for the first two years, then transferred to the community college that Terri Schiavo went to, then went to Temple University. But he didn’t graduate because he couldn’t do the mathematics classes.
So…I assume he was doing a four year degree but he transferred schools. Twice. He went to two community colleges (presumably for the first two years) and then transferred to a university but wasn’t able to pass the math classes so didn’t graduate.
I had a similar problem. You needed to take an algebra class. So I took the fucking lowest algebra class that was offered and failed twice. Then I thought, “I’m going to try taking it in the summer next time” because the summer classes are always easier.
So I found a guy who passed everybody. He wasn’t even a professor. He was just some guy off the street who was looking for work. He thought that doing a summer class would be a lark, make a little money, and whatever. So I passed.
I did the same thing for Spanish. I failed the first time so after that, I took all of the classes in the summer. Summer classes are easier. And I found the professor who passes everybody.
Indeed, I chose my major based on finding a professor who passes everybody. I took like half of my classes with this guy.
It was all a giant waste of time and money. I never had a job that required a degree. But at least I can say that I have a degree, for what little that’s worth.
18:00 – “No one has ever asked me for proof of a degree.”
Yeah. Exactly. It’s a total waste of time.
21:15 – This guy refers to Justin Silverman as “Crusty Justy.”
Who is the audience for this? The faggots from TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit? Nobody else would know what this means. Nobody would know who he’s talking about.
This is fucking terrible. This is the world’s worst interview. Has this guy written ANYTHING down? We’re over twenty minutes in and he hasn’t asked a SINGLE cool question. Nothing even approaching cool. It’s just weird, meandering, bullshit off the top of his head and then Tony just says whatever because he can’t make sense of this shit either. This is trash.
21:45 – This guy is non-ironically saying that he’s a big fan of Tony from Hack the Movies. He’s talking about how much Rental Reviews changed his life. What the fuck is this? Not even Tony is buying this.
I’m 30 minutes in now. Not a single cool question. Not even a comprehensible question.
30:00 – Tony reveals that in the Leaving Las Vegas episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd, they filmed themselves separately, in front of a green screen, even though James was there, with Tony, while Tony was filming his part in the film.
What the fuck? Why didn’t they just film together then? What is Rainman’s fucking problem?
They’re in the same fucking room, Jimmy already filmed his part for whatever bizarre reason, and then he just watches while Tony films his part? It makes no fucking sense. But Jimmy is so petrified of covid that he has to maintain six feet from everybody at all times.
35:00 – Shout out to Newt Wallen, but not by name. He’s talking about the origins of Hack the Movies in 2010. “I had a friend who worked in a movie theatre. He would let us see movies early.”
43:30 – Tony is talking about wanting to have Mike Matei back on the show. Then he says, “I want to have Erin back on the show too. She was pretty good.”
You can read all about that disaster here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/07/josie-and-pussycats-is-great-satire.html
43:45 – This moronic interviewer says, “I love Crystal on the show.” He notes her “great sense of humour” as the reason he likes her.
Uh huh.
Anyway, I’m done. I made it to 45 minutes. This man couldn’t think of a cool question to save his life.
Here’s some stuff that I would ask Tony. Just off the top of my head. If I was doing this for real, I’d take time to think of good questions.
1. Tell me about growing up in rural Pennsylvania.
2. Did you ever consider leaving rural Pennsylvania? Seeing what the rest of the world has to offer?
3. Was Terri Schiavo a frequent topic of discussion when you attended Bucks County Community College?
4. Is Youtube what you were hoping to do when you were in college?
5. Why do you think there was such a negative reaction to your appearance in the Cinemassacre videos? Do you think that this is the general consensus or just limited to Reddit? How much of a role do you think your weight played in the negative reaction?
6. Newt Wallen says that he wasn’t paid for appearing on Hack The Movies. Is this true? Do the co-hosts of the show get paid? Is it a fair amount?
7. Why do you continue to put Crystal Quin on the show, knowing that she’s horrible and only talks about hot chicks who she wants to have sex with?
8. Do you feel at all bad about taking money from people who you know are mentally challenged?
9. What happened with Newt Wallen anyway? You’ve known him for like 20 years and then you completely disassociate with him over plagiarising shitty movie reviews? Is there more to this story that isn’t being disclosed?
10. What does the future hold for Tony from Hack the Movies? Do you think that you might just get a job one day like a normal person and give up on this Youtube nonsense? Or are you going to be 60 years old and still conning the mentally challenged out of pennies by having a geriatric Horseface McGee on the show?
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AMITYVILLE IN SPACE Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MIi1tS4zw
1:00 – “Amityville is a name that people know because of, you know, the real movies.”
Newt has two “original” scripts based on these real movies. He knows what this is. He knows that this is just ripping off somebody else’s ideas. This is all that the self-proclaimed Ideas Man knows how to do. Plagiarise.
1:15 – Then he starts talking about his stupid, plagiarised, clown script.
4:00 – Now he’s talking about how his parents met because the Amityville movies. The real ones.
9:30 – Newt is talking about smocks that he wore in middle school art class. He says that he wore his father’s dress shirt, inside out.
What kind of privileged upbringing did Newt have? A dress shirt? Why would you get a good shirt to use as a smock? I just had an old t-shirt of my father’s. I couldn’t imagine saying, “Hey, I’ll need one of your finest shirts. This t-shirt isn’t working for me.”
Fucking nobody had a dress shirt. It doesn’t even make sense to use a nice shirt as a smock. Maybe Newt’s family was just so wealthy that I can’t even comprehend it.
13:00 – “I’ve written three Amityville scripts.”
Oh. I thought it was only two. What a treat. There’s a third plagiarised script.
Then he says that he’s copyrighted the title “Amitville Halloween”. First of all, what is he even copyrighting? There’s no movie. He’s copyrighting an idea? A rough script that he shat out in two days? I’m not sure if you can do that.
And he’s copyrighting STOLEN IDEAS.
13:30 – “The Amityville thing is not a new idea. So when I see people saying, ‘Oh, you’re stealing this idea’, that’s the whole fucking point.”
Oh. How silly of me not to get this. Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen is INTENTIONALLY ripping off other people’s ideas. There’s…some kind of art to this that I’m just not seeing. He’s on a whole other level. This is some avant-garde shit. Like that urinal guy. Duchamp. Newt is making anti-movies to expose the hypocrisy of the film industry. More than that, he’s exposing the absurdity of intellectual property as a concept. Nobody should be able to own an idea. Once an idea is out there, it belongs to everybody.
Or Newt is just completely bereft of ideas. He can’t write. He can’t make a movie. And he’s totally wasting his life. You can decide which.
14:00 – Then Newt suggests that Sleepy Hollow is going to be his next public domain work that he rips off.
Oh, there was a “premiere” of this video. So somebody says, “I’d love to read through some of your scripts”. Newt replies, “i wanna do readings of them, like a radio play”
We can all look forward to that.
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E-Girl looking for love – Destiny Fomo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-kdBnUPxd7U
It’s some desperate as fuck, five second video of Madam Fomo in a little costume, gyrating, and a Family Guy sound clip of Stewie singing, “I want to have intercourse with you” plays.
So Madam Fomo wants to have sex with you. That’s good news, right? You just scored, horntard.
Be careful what you wish for.
She has a tight little body, amazing and youthful natural boobs and was very cute. But she was a complete dud in the act…if I were to compare her to a dead fish, I’d be insulting the fish.
And from what I’ve read about her lately, she hasn’t gotten any better. I would avoid unless you want it purely for the eye candy…but be aware, there’s a good chance that you’ll struggle to get off…her skills are terrible, she positions herself in a way that you can’t fully go in and a whole slew of bullshit that you’re better off jerking yourself off…and you might have to even if you go see her…
Huh. Interesting. Maybe she was just having a bad day. Maybe it was a one off.
This statement is 100% exactly how my session went. Great tits that’s it
Oh. Maybe she just two bad days.
That said, her attitude really makes it seem like she doesn’t want to be in this business. I feel like she might be forced to for some reason or other. I would never hate on her for that reason, but don’t expect a PH-like performance.
Somebody talking about her pimp TuanX.
Annnndd she just increased her rate to 250. RIP her provisions from any veteran monger. I remember her from the BP days and all this starfish/no enthusiasm stuff fits what I read back then and I’ll also mention that a couple have written that her coochie has a distinct smell to it.Also a foul-smelling vagina. I didn’t need to know that.She was a complete dud and additional sessions didn’t improve at all. No sense of any enthusiasm whatsoever but if you’re okay with that, the appearance was great.
I see.
Stay away from her, terrible experience
I’m noticing a pattern here.
She is aware of her bad reviews and changes her name & # to keep ahead of it.
Yeah.
She’s been around for years now and almost every review mentions how she hates the job and isn’t into it and the place she works out of is a dump. Pretty sad to be honest.
Interesting.
Her handler periodically contacts me through EM posing as another client, trying to encourage me to return.
That wacky TuanX.
Everyone should avoid her. This girl is terrible and I don’t understand how she does this kind of work.
Right.
She was one of the worst experience I had in this hobby. It looks like she’s just being forced to this job. And her pussy is very loose. I couldn’t feel anything.
Gross.
Nothing sadder than somebody in this line of work who is clearly not into it. I get the sense that she isn’t independent either, so maybe she’s not doing this by choice.
TuanX strikes again.
Funny, I thought the same thing – that maybe she owed a lot of money or some other circumstance.
Maybe.
She’s Probably a recovering junkie or owes a lot of money to a Shylock.
No need for antisemitism. TuanX is a black man.
Best wishes for Her,then and I hope She segues into another line of work
Yeah, she has. Conning retards on Youtube and OnlyFans with absolute shit-tier content.
She must basically be grossed out by the whole thing and not even pretend to want to be there to get as bad a rep as she has.
Sounds about right.
You will regret seeing her. For the price she charges, you can buy a cheap Blu-Ray player and an adult film of your choice, go home and get yourself off.
Who’s watching porn on Blu-Ray? Don’t be ridiculous.
She probably doesn’t have many repeat clients because three times I’ve caught her texting me not knowing exactly who I was. After the first time, I agreed to meet with her provided she give DFK which she refused once I got there. A month later she texts me again and I told her (in a nice way) that she’s terrible and needs to find another job. Then the third time I replied and then she probably saw who I was from the last convo and that was it. She’s the worst and her body/face is overrated.
Thank you for your insights.
Damn, I don’t think i have seen a provider get reviews that are consistently this shitty in a long time.
Indeed.
She hates what she does, she hates herself, she hates sex and most importantly she hates her customers.
Every single review I’ve seen was overwhelmingly negative. This is extremely uncommon in the seedy world of prostitute reviews. I’d say 95% of prostitute reviews are positive. Even if the experience was bad, the loser going to a prostitute still got his dick sucked so he’ll say, “Well, it was okay, I guess” and give a thumbs up. You have to REALLY try to get a negative review.
Every review was negative for this particular person. Every single one. Maybe the worst prostitute in the history of prostitution.
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Bobdunga Rebrands as Ray Mona
https://www.youtube.com/c/RayMona/about
When did this happen? I can’t find any reference to this on her Twitter but she tweets and retweets about 20 times a day so there’s a lot to trawl through.
Here’s her new channel description:
“Hi! I’m Raven “Ray Mona” Simone and this is my channel! Home to The Bobdunga Show.”
So she’s still using the name Bobdunga for “The Bobdunga Show” but…she’s Ray Mona. Ray Mona is doing The Bobdunga Show. Maybe these are two of her personalities.
Her Twitter also changed. It used to be Bobdunga92.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92
But that’s all been deleted. Now it’s TheRayMona.
https://twitter.com/theraymona
The only mention of “Bobdunga” is in her email address. She hasn’t changed her email address.
Why did she change the name? Maybe it became “toxic” due to her totally groundless accusations of abuse against RelaxAlax.
But then why would she do it in this half-assed fashion where she’s still doing videos called The Bobdunga Show?
According to her Twitter, she’s working on “Chapter 2” of some Sailor Moon thing. I barely even remember the first video. I tried to review it but I had to turn it off. She kept talking about how Sailor Moon was liberating for gay men and I had to turn it off. What the fuck does this have to do with some Sailor Moon “lost media”?
And in that first “documentary” she did on some Mean Girls “lost media” or something, I had to turn that shit off too. She and her loser “Youtuber” friends were doing “dur dur idiot” hillbilly voices when reading comments from some message board. Even when it was obvious from the content of at least one of these messages that the person was from Germany.
It was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard. Fucking jobless, mentally ill, Canadian Bobduna/Ray Mona and her loser, jobless, “Youtuber” “friends”, using fake American Southern accents to depict people who wrote on some message board as idiots. Nobody saw a problem with this? Nobody said, “Wait a minute. Maybe we don’t want to offend the entire American South with this. Maybe we don’t want to offend Americans broadly with this. Maybe we don’t want to look like assholes who think that we’re better than everyone even though not one of us has a job.”
No, they just did it. And the horntards lapped it up, even though it was an insight into how Bobdunga and her loser “Youtuber” “friends” think about them. “WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU MOCK OUR LOW INTELLIGENCE!”
https://twitter.com/TheRayMona/status/1551262223212986379
If you enjoy the docuseries on my channel but also miss the old gaming segment I had, then you’ll be happy to know a new series that is gaming oriented is in the works and will most likely premiere sometime in October. I plan to run this series alongside the docs 🙂
I missed none of it. And she only got two replies. She gets really few replies on Twitter. Probably because she writes A LOT on here and a lot of it is just nonsense where nobody knows what she’s talking about.
https://twitter.com/TheRayMona/status/1550649114752425986
Unrelated to gaming but a personal goal I have is to be cast on a scifi fantasy show even if its just as a minor background character
You know what would help? Being an actor.
She has all these weird aspirations. There was some contest to be on a butter commercial so she did a video for that. She wanted to be a member of that bathwater woman’s crew. There’s probably some other shit but I just can’t think of it.
No. Just get a job, Bobdunga. Or Ray Mona.
https://twitter.com/TheRayMona/status/1548703528344064001
Some Dragonball thing that she drew as a teenager. Yeah, that’s another thing. She wanted to be an artist of some description. It didn’t go anywhere.
Oh, I finally found an explanation for the rebranding.
https://twitter.com/TheRayMona/status/1548345997394210823
So because I don’t want any issues or confusions going forward (being mistaken for Raven-Symone and getting lost in the algorithm [laughing emoji]), and because I’m moving things into a more professional direction, I’ve had to rebrand a bit [two laughing emojis] Hi,I’m Ray Mona
Her real name is Raven Simone. Like Raven-Symone, that girl who was on The Cosby Show. And That’s So Raven. And later, she became a big fat lesbian. Was she on The View? I had already left the country when that happened.
But how does this help anything? Her channel’s name was Bobdunga. Not Raven Simone. So…her new name is actually MORE similar to Raven-Symone. It doesn’t make any fucking sense.
Only diehard Bobdunga fans (of which there are few) even knew that Bobdunga’s real name was Raven Simone.
Holy shit. I just DuckDuckGo’d Raven-Symone. She’s HUGE. What the fuck happened? She has the money for a nutritionist and personal trainer and whatever surgeries are required. Why is she so fucking obese?
She also got married a couple of years ago. To a woman. The woman is a “media manager”. And they started a Youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPI3TK8asGa2BfBTykknXcg
You know, for a media manager, this woman hasn’t yet figured out how to make interesting videos. These are AWFUL. And the volume is all over the place. They’ll be at whisper-levels, so you turn the sound up, and then REALLY LOUD MUSIC will start playing. Fuck off.
Nobody is watching this. The channel started a year ago. It started with views in the tens of thousands then quickly went off a cliff. Now they’re getting about 4,000 views on average. They seem to not be making videos any more.
The videos are slickly-produced, there’s obviously a team of people working on them, but they’re boring as fuck. That’s the problem. Nobody wants to watch some brainless Hollywood millionaire trying and failing to connect with the common man. They’re totally clueless.
It reminds me of Brie Larson’s channel. Same slickly-produced content, same quickly plummeting view numbers, same totally boring and out-of-touch videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCRcTKijgFA
Here’s a video about mental health. Women love talking mental health. So she’s trying to connect. And failing hard.
And why is her zombie wife so red? Does she have some illness? She has red, blotchy skin. This is the best that a big Hollywood bigshot can get? Some anorexic “media manager”? And why isn’t Raven taking diet advice from this woman? Obviously, don’t go as far with it as this woman is doing but…there’s a happy medium to be found somewhere here.
They also both have that weird speaking cadence that so many out of touch celebrities seem to have.
Awful stuff. They have 39,000 subscribers. As a reminder, Erin has nearly twice that number. Maybe Raven needs to start sucking Mike’s cock.
Anyway, back to Saint Dungalous. All of the horntards reply saying, “Yeah! Way to go Dungalous! Love the new name!”. Not a single person says, “Wait a minute…this doesn’t make any sense.”
The horntards will just support everything. They know that any dissention leads to getting banned.
https://twitter.com/TheRayMona/status/1545195385546805248
Some people will dedicate their time to hating on you, calling you a slut, rearranging your words, lying about you, spreading false narratives, and when i think about the people that have the time to do all of that, i get kinda sad. They’re missing out on living a good life
And they will see posts like this and use it for content on their very sad pages. Why watch the posts of people you dislike so badly when you could make a list of all the things you want to do and change in your life, and do it? I promise, you will be so much happier in life
Idk ive seen some really odd stuff online and its kind of sad when you see how much passion and anger is in their comments about people they dont know personally. When you put so much hatred into others, all you’re going to get is bad energy and a bad life
Also a tip for anyone whos ever delt with that: Don’t not waste your energy trying to disprove what people like that are saying about you, by the way. You don’t have to prove yourself. Let them keep talking into an endless void [various emojis] that energy is just toxic and extremely ill
Two replies. Neither horntard has the slightest idea what she’s talking about.
I think that this is all a reference to Relax Alax. I won’t go through that whole saga again but briefly, they dated for a while, he was a weird gay man who wasn’t interested in her, and then when he ended the relationship Bobdunga went on a many year crusade against this guy with nebulous claims of abuse. Even by her own account, NOTHING HAPPENED. But she continues with this. And Relax Alax basically stopped uploading as a result of Bobdunga’s crazy harassment. He was a “Youtuber”.
Just get a job, Bobdunga. That’s how you can get a happy and productive life.
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TMNT, Dark Souls 2, As Dusk Falls, Norco, Cuphead DLC and more summer updates – Cannot be Tamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_G9ndMx5Ro
0:00 – Oh, she’s wearing that “Clever Girl” Jurassic Park top again. This is one of her favourite tops. It’s black (her favourite colour), it’s a nerd thing (to attract the horntards), and she thinks that it’s feminist. So it’s a winner across the board.
“Hello. We’ve got a super-sized update video this month. Last month, at the beginning of June, I got covid so I was not really feeling up to filming.”
What? Why didn’t I know about this? I need to start checking her Twitter regularly.
How did she even get it? She’s vaccinated. Multiple times. She used to promote every vaccine. I think that even her dog got the vaccine. What happened? That’s not much of a vaccine.
I got vaccines for the mumps, measles, rubella, meningitis. All that shit and probably more. You know how many times I got those diseases? NONE! Because I was fucking vaccinated.
I could walk into a room right now CHOCK FULL of the mumps, rubella, and meningitis and not worry about a thing. I’m fully immunised.
But Pam got covid. Maybe it’s because the world isn’t shut down any more. Maybe we all need to stop working again. And masks. Masks are super effective. That’s why Muslim women who wear a hijab never get sick.
Somehow, I never got covid even though I skipped the vaccine. Or maybe I did get covid but I just mistook it for the flu. I never had any loss of smell, though. Isn’t that the big symptom?
0:15 – “I’m totally recovered now.”
Well, thank fuck for that. I was afraid that we could have lost Pam and her endlessly entertaining videos. I mean, there’s a 0.4% death rate for people between the ages of 40 and 49.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/
Compare that to the 1.6% death rate for the flu in people 18-49 years old.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1127799/influenza-us-mortality-rate-by-age-group/
It’s a real cause for concern.
0:30 – “In the past two months, I made two guest appearances on podcasts.”
Eugh. Dreadful. She’s’ the world’s worst podcast guest. She has NOTHING to say.
And it’s just the same bullshit. She did that wine podcast with some other lesbian. She’s been on this boring as fuck podcast many times.
She was also on The Cartridge Club. You guys all know the Cartridge Club podcast, right? Let me look this up. Just to refresh my memory because I’m all about The Cartridge Club.
https://www.youtube.com/c/CartridgeClub/videos
They have 223 subscribers. I see. And the video that Pam was on is at 72 views. It’s one of their highest viewed episodes.
Why bother? Why make the videos? This podcast is really low-effort but still. Why put any effort at all into this? It’s just once a month, I guess. Gives a couple of nerds something to do.
1:30 – Now for the pickups. We can see what video games Pam has purchased in the past two months.
Why would anybody give a shit? Not just about Pam but anybody. “Here’s some stuff that I bought.” Okay. Well, good for you. Are you going to let me borrow that stuff? Can I play the games too? If not, what the fuck do I care?
And if there’s any game that I want to play, I can just download it. It costs nothing. Or I’ll buy it. I’ll buy games that I like. I don’t care about games that you like. That’s of no interest to me.
Fortunately, she time-stamps everything. Let’s go to…the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.
9:15 – She played the game online, with four friends.
Why doesn’t she play with the horntards? Aren’t they her friends too?
I don’t get it. If I was on Twitch and I had a crew of loyal horntards tuning in, I’d play online with them. Make it an incentive. For five bucks, you can play a game with me. Get a 16 player game going and you’re making some cash.
Does nobody do this? It seems obvious to me. Or if you have a smaller following, just make it so that subscribers can join your game. So that would be an incentive to subscribe (i.e. pay money).
Every time Mike plays an online multiplayer game, it’s just him and Bitch Duo. Like when he played Valheim.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/02/valheim-first-time-playing-mike-matei.html
You can have however many people playing that game at once but no. He’s just going to play with Bitch Duo. Bitch Duo is some guy who made the emotes for Mike and Erin. He also designed Erin’s shirts for her fabulous merch store. And I’m pretty sure that he did all of this for free. Indeed, Bitch Duo pays Mike and Erin. He’s a loyal subscriber. And he gives gift subs generously.
Mike did the same thing with Quake. He played some multiplayer Star Trek game with Bitch Duo. There was also a modern space game that he played with Bitch Duo. It’s fucking terrible. These games are not meant to be played with two people. And that’s not even the way things are done. It’s not like they’re going 1v1 against each other. It’s just Mike playing and Bitch Duo is there to support Mike.
Crystal Quin aka Horseface McGee recently said that she thinks of the people who go to her stream as her “friends and family.” Okay, great. So play some games with them. Give them your Steam ID, add them to your friends list, and play some games with them. On stream, for money. Why not? Add Wheelchair Guy and Shrek Guy and Guy Who Makes Lego Dioramas and have fun together. Why is that so weird? Why is nobody doing this?
Because these people want absolutely nothing to do with the horntards. They hate the horntards. They can’t stand them. They can’t even do something as simple as playing a video game with them. That’s too intimate for these people.
15:15 – “On my multiplayer nights, we finished Zombie Army Trilogy.”
Multiplayer? So is she playing with the horntards or what? It doesn’t seem to be that way. I think that she’s playing with people who she knows in real life.
Oh, and when you go to Pam’s Twitch, she has a few “comedy” clips for your enjoyment. It’s completely fucking baffling. For example, there’s one where she’s playing some adventure game from the 1990s and she mumbles, “Just kiss already” for reasons that aren’t clear from the clip. That’s it . That’s the clip. Funny, right?
20:00 – She’s talking about some other game and says that three or four of her friends decided to play it because it has online multiplayer.
Pam…you have HUNDREDS of friends who would be happy to play video games with you. Maybe thousands.
So let’s check out the comments.
– “COVID is tough. I’ve had it twice. The second time was easier, but the brain fog the first time was intense. Glad you’re feeling better. Once again, great video. Have a wonderful day.”
So get the vaccine, you imbecile. Oh. You got the vaccine? I don’t know. Wear a mask then. And stay three feet away from everyone. And wash your hands for two minutes every day.
What happened to wearing rubber gloves because covid can live on surfaces for two weeks? Bring the rubber gloves back.
– “That shirt rules so hard.”
Yeah, this guy is hard alright.
– “COVID? I am Sorry to Hear that. Were you wearing a mask?”
Yeah. Good question. I’ll bet that Pam wasn’t wearing a mask. That’s how she got covid. The second you take that mask off, you’re taking a gamble with your life. Is it worth it?
– “I’m glad you recovered from your sickness.”
What an understatement to call covid a “sickness”. This is a global pandemic. The whole world got shut down over this.
– “I need that shirt lol”
Even if it’s infected with covid? What’s wrong with you?
Everybody is talking about her fucking shirt. They might be retarded but I’m not. So I know exactly what they’re talking about. It’s a codeword for Pam’s tits. “Nice top/Nice tits”. We all know this. Suddenly, everybody is just interested in fashion? No.
– “My dad sneezed on me last year giving me covid.”
You should have been wearing a mask.
– “You look very pretty Pam! You and Erin Plays are awesome retro video game reviewers!”
This guy has good taste. Who’s more interesting than Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining or Erin Plays?
– “Nice shirt! Looking good post covid and thanks for the update”
Yeah. Do you think that covid made her tits even bigger? Who knows? We know so little about the scourge that is coronavirus. Maybe one of the little-known side-effects is bigger tits.
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Horseface Talking About Wanting to Fuck Johanna Again – Crystal Quin
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1554607649131532290
“Happy National Boob Day!!!!!!”
And there’s a picture of Johanna in a lowcut dress.
I…what? No. I don’t want this. Get this off my fucking screen.
Come on. How could she possibly think that this is a good idea? THIS woman has a pornographic OnlyFans? And people are paying for this? I don’t want to see it for free. It’s revolting and I’m sorry to say that. Some people should not be doing porn.
Why…who’s jerking off to this? What kind of completely self-loathing individual would jerk off to this shit? In a world where there’s enough free porn of hot chicks to last you many lifetimes, there are people jerking off to this shit. They think that they don’t deserve hot chicks even in their fantasies. That’s how low their self-esteem is. So they’re spanking it to a fat chick.
And then Horseface re-tweets this like Horseface is getting excited over this picture. Give me a fucking break. First of all, Horseface is a heterosexual woman. Secondly, who the fuck is getting excited over pictures of Johanna from Hack the Movies?
I would not mention Johanna’s appearance if it weren’t for the fact that she’s presenting herself as a sex symbol. She’s doing porn. Unbelievably. And…come on. This looks like every fat, middle aged, friend’s mother when I was a kid. I wasn’t jerking off to that shit then and I’m not jerking off to it now.
The levels of delusion. First, Johanna had to be deluded enough to think that this was spank-worthy material. Then Horseface had to feed the delusion by re-tweeting it. You just know that Horseface was choking back her gag reflex when she looked at this shit. And then the horntards further reinforce the delusion that Johanna is a hot chick. It’s all a cycle that feeds on itself.
Here’s the reality: in no way, shape, or form is Johanna a hot chick. It’s fine. Just do something other than porn. Problem solved. There’s more to life than doing bad pornography for retards and getting pennies for it. There are BETTER things that you can be doing with your life. When did pornography become aspirational? It used to be the last resort of people with real problems.
Let’s move swiftly on.
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1554536545524367360.
“My CEO gave me a box of goodies because I’m good at my job”
Well, at least he’s not rubbing on her like her last boss, who she then texted, “Do you want to fuck?” and this lead to a nine year relationship. This guy is just giving her shitty boxes of snacks. Not even custom made. This is from some company that makes ready-made boxes of snacks.
And she refers to this guy as a “CEO”. She works in “live events” which is a codeword for “sleazy parties where they have shot girls.” It’s not an industry that has CEOs.
So let’s see what’s in here. Maltesers, gross. Peanut butter M&Ms, okay. Caramel M&Ms, gross. Butter rum Lifesavers, gross. Regularly Life Savers, boring. Regular Starburst, boring. Wile berry Skittles, okay. Three Musketeers, gross. Milky Way, gross. Munch peanut brittle, gross. Four small bags of Combos, okay.
So it’s mostly gross shit that they can’t sell so they put in this box. There’s not a single item in here that I’d say, “Hey, I like this.” And a lot of this stuff is so bad that it would just be a chore to eat it. Try to choke it down. I think that I’d actually throw the Milky Way and the Three Musketeers in the trash.
But Horseface was happy with this weird gift.
I’d say keep this fucking cheap, surplus, unsold candy and give me a raise instead. I’ll take money over candy any day.
Then there are about ten tweets about some nerd who had a “Marry me Crystal Quin” sign at some wrestling event. I won’t even dignify that by talking about it.
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1552823109723488258
And here’s a picture of Horseface as a Las Vegas showgirl. This was part of her “live events” job.
If you’re jerking off to this, you have some real problems.
I’m reminded of my time working in a casino. This was the first job I had out of high school. It wasn’t any kind of fancy place, it was a piece of shit, but they had cocktail waitresses in tiny outfits with their tits all pushed up.
But there was one woman who didn’t have much in the way of tits. So they gave her a slightly different outfit. Since there was nothing to push up, it was just…I don’t know…a slightly more modest cut.
And what mad it sadder was that I knew this woman. Went to school with her. And she’s out there debasing herself for eight bucks an hour or whatever.
About three years later, I was working in a different casino. And I was thinking, “Alright! I get to see these cocktail waitress’ tits again!”
No. I was in a different part of the country. It was a more upscale place. And three years had passed. So…the cocktail waitresses were all modestly dressed. They even had cocktail waiters. Terrible.
Do they still have cocktail waitresses in sleazy outfits? I’d be surprised.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/49bg8w/i_am_a_cocktail_waitress_in_a_las_vegas_casino_ama/
This woman, who works as a cocktail waitress, describes a very revealing outfit that she has to wear. Sounds similar to what I’ve seen. But this thread is from six years ago. I’d like something more current.
Anyway, back to Horseface. Somebody asks how high she can kick. And Johanna replies, “From personal experience, she is very flexible.” Justin Silverman then replies, “Cringe.”
He’s dead on. This is fucking pathetic. Johanna is suggesting that she had sex with Horseface. And what…how would she even know that Horseface is flexible? What sexual situation would require Horseface to be flexible? Johanna is wearing a strap on and fucking Horseface in the ass while her legs are behind her head? That’s the only thing I can think of. And that’s not an image that I want to have in mind.
Anyway, our friend Kris Glavin replies. “Is there anything you can’t do happy Thursday gorgeous hope you have a great night babe.”
I think that he uses an AI to write his tweets. It’s always the same basic shit. There are a handful of words and phrases that he rotates in and out.
Then he replies later, “Crytal queen”. He uses that one a lot too.
He replies a third time, again, just to himself, “Wowsers omfg you look amazing”
Then a fourth time, “Yasss queen”.
Mint Salad also replies with “FABULOUS!!!” and a bunch of emojis.
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RetroMagic event + EPCOT shenanigans – Super Retro Gal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiYfpBZlqQk
The triumphant return of Super Awkward Gal. You know, that weird woman who killed her husband’s grandfather.
She’s doing some Disney shit. That’s never interesting. But she has several of these videos that she posted recently. Let’s…well, let’s hope that somebody else starts uploading stuff soon. But in the meantime, let’s check this shit out.
0:00 – This guy looks like he’s about to fuck a Mickey Mouse plush toy.
This is just like a clip compilation of…something. What is this? RetroMagic. I don’t know what that is. Some Disney shit but…what? How about an intro explaining it?
1:30 – She said that she took a “red eye” to get there. From where to where? What is this? Do you want to explain anything, Super Awkward Gal?
She’s the fucking worst. She never explains ANYTHING.
3:00 – “I am obsessed with this hotel. Look at the colour. It’s the colour of my office.”
Oh my god. Who gives a fuck? I’ve never seen her office. I don’t even know what she does. Nothing is ever explained.
She’s going to a restaurant, by the way. In Disneyland. I think. I don’t know. She’s going there with some fat couple. Loads of people in this video are fat.
3:15 – Whoa! Look out. No explanation needed here. Super Awkward Gal just straight up pans the camera down and shows you her super awkward boobs. Why did my pants suddenly get tighter?
This is how you get the views, Super Awkward Gal. More gratuitous boob shots, please.
3:30 – She says that she’s going…somewhere…and Tammy is going…somewhere else.
Where are they going? Who’s Tammy? We don’t fucking know. Nothing is explained.
Just make an eleven minute video of your tits. That would solve so many problems.
Oh, you have to read the description. Tammy Tuckey of TNT Amusements fame. I could say something here. I could say a lot. I’ve seen a lot of that guy’s videos. But…fuck it. Let’s just move on.
Oh, she was also there with Adam the Woo. That weird degenerate.
You shouldn’t have to read the description to figure the video out. Just fucking explain things in the video.
4:15 – “Yesterday was slammed.”
What? Am I no longer hip? What the fuck is she talking about? She was saying it in the context of, “Yesterday was so busy”.
Is this what the young people are saying today? “Slammed” as in “busy”? You know, young people like 35 year old Super Awkward Gal.
4:45 – She’s “vlogging” with Tammy now. You guys all know Tammy, right? And they’re not saying anything remotely interesting or even coherent so I’m just looking in the background. They’ve got a bag of Ruffles there. Remember Ruffles?
I do remember Ruffles. I’m surprised that they’re still sold. They’re not a very interesting chip, are they? And I only remember them coming in salted (normal) flavour and sour cream and onion. Do they have other flavours? Let me check.
I guess so but not many. And they still look boring. And unhealthy. Even by potato chip standards. Anyway, they don’t sell that shit in the UK and I don’t miss it. I wasn’t even buying it when I lived in the US.
5:15 – Super Awkward Gal says, “I love you” to Tammy. You know, how like some heterosexual women think that it’s cute to pretend to be gay for other women.
By the way, Tammy is like…I don’t know…20? Maybe not even that old. Super Awkward Gal: 35.
Anyway, nothing of interest was said here. Just the usual awkward bullshit that we get from Super Awkward Gal.
6:15 – Now Super Awkward Gal is in a public toilet. Ummm…what can we expect here? I’m not sure I’m into this.
And the camera is three inches from her face, as usual. I’m definitely not into that.
7:00 – Adam the Woo just suddenly appears and we’re supposed to know who this is. No introduction needed for this guy. He’s a big celebrity.
What the fuck. These videos are an incomprehensible mess. Can we just get back to your boobs, please?
8:30 – Super Awkward Gal is being super awkward with Adam the Woo and you can see that he is not enjoying this.
9:15 – “So I’m back at the Ontario Airport”.
What? Right before this, she was about to get on some ride with Adam the Woo. Now she’s in Ontario? Why? What is she doing in Ontario? Nothing is explained.
9:45 – She’s looking forward to seeing Jason, who’s going to be picking her up. Who’s Jason? We don’t know. Nobody knows. She refuses to explain anything. We’re just supposed to know. But nobody knows. These videos are just for her. She’s a fucking lunatic.
There are 196 views after two weeks.
10:45 – She encourages you to continue to watch her “vlogs” so that you know when the next RetroMagic event is.
Why? I’ve yet to figure out what RetroMagic even is. She didn’t say. And why the fuck is she in Ontario?
Absolute dogshit video.