Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZuhOphrZU

Really?  Another zero-effort video where she talks about five random games from some random publisher that she doesn’t know?  And it’s not even her playing the games.  It’s Mike.  That’s how it was in the last video, anyway.  I reviewed that here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/five-bad-games-from-ocean-software-erin.html

This is what we waited a month for?  I don’t know what kind of extravaganza I was expecting but this is disappointing even by the rock bottom expectations of Erin.

0:00 – It stars with a new intro using the bizarre Erin Plays logo that’s on her t-shirt at the “merch” store.  She must have got Bitch Duo to animate this intro.  It’s of a Famicom disc that says “Erin Plays” on it.  You know, because Erin is so closely associated with Famicom.  

So Hi-Tech Expressions.  You guys all know Hi-Tech Expressions, right?  No.  But again, Erin thinks that all retro “gamers” know this shit, because she’s completely clueless, and she’s trying to portray herself as an expert.

0:00 – “Chances are you too have memories of turning on your console in the early 90s and seeing this symbol flash before your eyes.”

No.  I don’t.  

And why is she including herself in this?  She was born in 1987 according to her.  Possibly 1986 is the real date.  In either case, she would have been no older than six years old in the early 1990s.  She wasn’t playing video games then.  Even if she did, she wouldn’t have remembered.  And in case it needs to be pointed out, Erin does not play video games.  She never has.  This is all a giant scam to net a hundred bucks a month from horny retards.

Then she starts reading from Wikipedia dot com.

She’s wearing a lavender t-shirt that says “Gadget’s Garage” and there’s a picture of a mouse holding a wrench.  This must be some Disney shit.  Let me look this up.

Hey guys!  Remember Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers? 

You mean the cartoon that ran from 1989 to 1990?  No.  I didn’t watch it.  And Erin certainly didn’t because she would have been two or three years old.  

Why the constant lies?  Why doesn’t she just talk about things that she’s GENUINELY interested in?  If anything.  Is she interested in anything?  I don’t think so.  

But why not pick something that she could plausibly have been interested in?  Just by the fucking dates?  Pick something from your era.  Pick something that you COULD have watched as a child, but didn’t.  Wouldn’t that make a lot more sense?

0:30 – “I’m sure you’re anticipating the Sesame Street games or Mickey Mouse games to make the list.”

No.  I’m not.  I don’t know those games.  I certainly don’t know that they were published by Hi-Tech Expressions.  Stop the fucking bullshit.

1:00 – Beethoven’s Second.  I never played it.  I never saw the movie.  I barely remember it’s existence.  But Erin, who was five or six years old when the game was released and never played it a day in her life, is going to tell us all about it.

Then she reads from Wikipedia.

Then there’s footage of Mike playing the game while Erin pretends that it’s her playing it.

1:15 – “The colours are very vibrant.”

Riveting stuff, Erin.

2:30 – “I always end up getting stuck on the right side.”

She never played before.  It’s not even her playing the game in this video.

God.  I’m already done with this.  Seventeen minutes?  How long was the last one?  

Eleven minutes.  Yeah.  That’s doable.  Not seventeen minutes.  What extra shit does she have to say here?  We’ve already covered her usual topics: colours and cute things.  What more is there to say?  

3:15 – Shout out to Mr Nutz: a game that Erin played once, on stream, for money.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/08/ive-had-enough-nutz-checking-out-mr.html

The video was so bad that I didn’t even talk about it.  I mostly talked about the weather.

3:45 – Shit tier gameplay.  Maybe it is Erin playing this.  Or maybe Mike is just pretending to be Erin so he’s intentionally playing really poorly.  

4:15 – She’s talking about the Barbie games for the SNES.  There are three of them.  She says, “I’ll admit that as a kid, I enjoyed Barbie Supermodel and as an adult, I tried out the others.”  Then you see footage of her playing these games on stream, for money.

4:45 – Number four on this list of random games is some Barbie game for the Game Boy.  She promises that she has to lot to say about it.  But we don’t want to hear it, Erin.  You’re boring as fuck.  And there aren’t any colours on the Game Boy.  So what are you going to talk about?

5:30 – “Me being a little girl who liked Barbie and video games at the time, enjoyed it.  Obviously, not as much as something like Super Mario World.”

Uh huh.  She was a big video game fan as a kid.  Super Mario World.  Barbie Supermodel.  These are the two games she mentions all the time.  And Yoshi’s Island.  These are the three SNES games that she claimed to have had as a child.  Only those three.  

Her only complaint about this game is that it’s slow.  She just keeps repeating this.  We get it.  It’s slow.

5:45 – “I’m trying to think of a slower moving game and I can’t.”

Oh really?  In Erin’s encyclopedic knowledge about video games, she can’t think of a single game that’s slower than this Barbie game.  Okay.  Must be a slow game then.  Great.  TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW!

7:15 – Now she’s talking about cute enemies that she likes.

“I can’t help but laugh every time I look at these things.”

She never played the game.  Not once.  It’s Mike playing this shit.  

8:45 – “When you think about rollerblading games, there’s a few on the SNES that probably come to mind.”

Nope.  I don’t know any.  I’m obviously not the hardcore retro gamer that Erin is.

Then she mentions two obscure games that Mike told her about.  Mike probably wrote this.  Well, the rough outline, anyway.  I doubt that Mike included all of the commentary about colours, for example.

9:00 – Rollerblade Racer.  You guys all know…oh fuck.  Just end this video.

She had absolutely nothing to say about the game.  And it was Mike playing it, of course.

10:15 – Some Tom & Jerry game.  

“I always found it odd how this game had two titles.”

Oh, do tell.  You “always” found it odd.  How far back do these intrusive thoughts go?  Five minutes before recording the video when you first heard of this game?

10:30 – “I completely forgot about Tuffy.”

Erin “always” “forgets” about Tuffy.

Still talking about Tuffy, “He was the grey mouse who appeared in some of the cartoon shorts.  The way his name is in the title, it makes it seem like he is playable.  But no, Jerry has to save him.  Imagine if in the first Super Mario Bros game, instead they called is Super Mario Bros (Luigi and Princess Toadstool) even though you don’t play as her.”

But…you do play as Luigi?  He’s one of the two brothers being referenced in the original title.  So why did she include Luigi…let’s just move on.

11:00 – “I’ve never been able to get super far into this game because I get frustrated way too fast.”

Let’s assume that it’s Erin playing the game for this video.  She played the game once.  For the video.  That’s it.  So why does she say that she’s “never been able to get get into the game”?  She never fucking played it before.  This is not how the English language works.  Just say, “I’ve never played this before and I didn’t do well this one time that I played the game for the purposes of this video.”  What’s so wrong about that?  Why try to con people into thinking that you played the game before?  NOBODY FUCKING CARES!  They’ll still watch the fucking videos.  Just be honest with the audience.

12:30 – Shoutout to the Flintstones game that she “reviewed” in her previous video.

13:00 – “I can’t help but get Battletoads vibes here.  Doesn’t it remind you of the level with the ducks in the water.”

No, Erin.  I only played Battletoads once, briefly, for my own amusement, and then never again.  So I don’t know the level.

But there’s footage of…Erin’s fingers from some stream where she was looking at an ancient copy of Nintendo Power and pointing to some Battletoads map.  Why?  What are we getting out of this?  Show the actual fucking level from the game.

13:30 – Harley’s Humungous Adventure.  Thank fuck that this is the last game.  

“This one was introduced to me about a year ago during one of my Super Nintendo variety streams.”

They all were.  Why not just admit it?  She’s never played any of these fucking games outside of when she’s streaming.  

She likes the colours.  Great.  That’s what we all need to know.

14:45 – Shoutout to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.  She’s never seen the movie before.

15:15 – She likes the food enemies.  She likes food enemies in games.  Food enemies are cute.  Great.

16:30 – Shoutout to Felix the Cat.  A game that she played once, for a Youtube video, and then never again.

That’s the video.  Absolute trash.  Just stop making videos.  Carpal tunnel.  If this is the best that she can do with her new debilitating condition, just stop.  Go get a fucking job like a normal person.

– “I keep forgetting what a fad the Beethoven movies were. Between 7 and 10 or so I was surrounded by girls in my elementary school obsessed with the Beethoven films. Carrying folders with pictures of St Bernard’s on them, too.”

This guy “always” “forgets” how popular the Beethoven movies were.  How often is this coming up in conversation?

– “everytime i watch an erin video, my jealousy of mike grows”

Pathetic in the extreme.

– “I really like your new glasses! The shimmer effect on them is really cool.”

Get a girlfriend.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQ_6SZ1GGI

Two hours and fifteen minutes of Erin pretending to give a fuck about issue 36 of Nintendo Power.  “I never had one of those but I wanted one.  I never saw that before.  I played this game once, on stream, for money.”

What’s the fucking point?  We all know what this is.  

I don’t know.  Maybe we don’t.  There’s some “Youtuber” Darius Truxton who genuinely seems to enjoy Erin’s videos and genuinely thinks that she’s interested in video games.  Mr Truxton is an odd fellow but he doesn’t seem to be mentally retarded.  So…if somebody like him can’t see through Erin’s obvious fraud, what chance do the horntards have?  The horntards probably think that Erin is genuinely interested in video games.  It’s baffling but…here we are.

0:30 – We get an immediate edit.  Well…I guess I’ll check what she’s hiding.  It’s probably just saying hello to the horntards but maybe it’s something juicy.

Oh am I glad I checked.

“Hi.  I missed you.  So I was sick for all of July, basically.  Then my carpal tunnel got really bad.  I got cortisone shots in each wrist, like, less than a week ago.  So you can be pretty sore for the first few days after that.  That’s currently what I’m dealing with.  So that’s depressing.  But that’s why I’m not streaming Castlevania 64 tonight.  I was like, you know what, we haven’t done a magazine stream in a while so maybe we can do that.”

Erin’s entire life is depressing.  The fake carpal tunnel syndrome is way down on the list of things that she should be depressed about.  She has no job.  She’s in a fake relationship.  Her scheme to use Mike to become a famous Youtuber has failed spectacularly.  She’s getting fucked in the ass every night for $100/month.

I was reading an article recently about a rise in STDs among women owing to the increased popularity of heterosexual buttsex.  There was also an increase in conditions like incontinence.  

So this is all adding to Erin’s woes.  Imagine having to wear an adult diaper at the age of 35 because you got fucked in the ass too much as part of some hairbrained scheme to become a famous Youtuber.  For the rest of your life you have to wear these incontinence pads.  

And for what?  Erin has totally ruined her life.  What an idiotic scheme to begin with.  Who cares about being a famous Youtuber?  Why didn’t she dream about getting a job in a bank or something?  She could have made some fucking money and it would be a plausible dream to attain.   

“So basically what I’m saying is thank you for being here.  I missed you all very much.”

So disingenuous.  These people are genuinely mentally retarded.  She’s catering to this.  She’s fuelling their retarded fantasies of being in a relationship with Erin.  And for what?  

Well, we know exactly what Erin makes from Twitch thanks to that leak from last year.  Let me look this up.  

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/breaking-news-twitch-earnings-leaked.html

Erin made $6,900 from Twitch in 2020.  

It’s not worth doing.  Erin could go around town collecting cans from the trash in order to be recycled and make more than $6,900/year.  And that job would be way less demeaning.  

“RetroGamingKnight says, ‘The Dark…Wayne Duck is the first issue I got with my subscription.’   That’s awesome.  I’m probably going to start with that one.”

She doesn’t even know the name of the character.  Even though it’s right there on the fucking cover.  Huge letters.  DARKWING DUCK.  She never heard of the character before.  She struggled with the name.  She called him Dark Wayne Duck.  

And of course, she had nothing to say to this guy.  Just her usual, “That’s cool”.  Although, she switched it up ever so slightly by saying “awesome” instead of “cool”.  

What could she possibly say to that?  She doesn’t know anything about the game.  Or the NES.  Or Nintendo Power.  Or the year 1991 or whenever this issue came out.  Or the Darkwing Duck cartoon.  So…”that’s awesome”.

Then she says that she has two videos coming up, she’s editing them, but it’s hard to edit them due to her carpal tunnel syndrome.  “Trying to stay positive.”  

It’s all a fucking scam.  She doesn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome.  Why continue this fucking lie?  

Somebody asks if she subscribed to Nintendo Power as a kid.  She says, “I did.  I subscribed during the Nintendo 64 era.”

Uh huh.

Then she says that she wasn’t subscribed when these particular issues that she’s looking at came out because she was only one or two years old.

Okay.  Well then why are you looking at them now?  Why don’t you look at some issues from your era?  You know, when you were subscribed and looking forward to each new issue of Nintendo Power?  Why don’t you look at issues from the Nintendo 64 era?  Wouldn’t that make sense? 

She wasn’t subscribed.  She doesn’t know anything about the Nintendo 64.  She never played any of the games.  These are all lies.

By the way, this has all been edited out.  We’re up to like ten minutes.

“Oh, you watched a lot of my Youtube videos?  Thank you so much.  That’s awesome.”

Has she just substituted “that’s cool” with “that’s awesome”.  Because that’s not going to cut it.  She needs to have some kind of organic conversations with these horny losers.  Not just “That’s cool/awesome” every time.

“So let’s do a little introduction in case I decide to upload this.”

After two failed intros, we’re back to the Youtube video.  That entire section was cut out.

1:00 – There’s an ad that says that you get a free player’s guide if you subscribe to Nintendo Power.  Erin says, “Did any of you guys have these?  I never had any of these.”

You don’t say.  We’re off to a good start.

1:30 – Then there’s another fucking edit.  Oh my god.  I have to check…

“Did I watch Darkwing Duck?  I did.”

There’s no fucking way.  She called the character Dark Wayne Duck.  

“I wasn’t a hardcore Darkwing Duck fan but I did like the theme song a lot.”

When was this show even on?  I barely remember it and I’m ten years older than her.  

It was on from 1991 to 1992.  Erin aka Cykill1986 was born in 1987, according to her.  She would have been four or five years old.  

So I probably barely remember it because I was too old to watch it.  But Erin was watching this as a five year old and remembers the theme song.  Uh huh.  Well, sing it for us, Erin.  She never watched a single fucking episode.

So that was all edited out.  Just that section here where she claimed to watch the show.  Why did she edit this out?  Because it’s an obvious lie about her watching the show?  Didn’t she think that I was going to check the original video?  It’s what I usually do.  And who else cares?  

1:30 – She’s reading from the chat.  “This issue is May 1992.  We’d be listening to Kris Kross’ Jump on the Top 40 radio.”

Then Erin just laughs.  She doesn’t know the song.  She doesn’t know the group.  But this is her thing.  Music.  “The 90s”. Why doesn’t she know anything about it?  

She doesn’t know anything about anything.

We’re time traveling back to 1992.  I was in pre-school.”

What the fuck is she going to have to say about 1992 then?  The time that she shit her pants in pre-school?  

I don’t remember ANYTHING about pre-school.  Nothing.  I think that I went but I remember nothing about it.  I don’t remember the school, the class, the teacher, the students, nothing.  Maybe I didn’t go.  I don’t know.  But my earliest memories are from kindergarten.  

Actually, now that I think about it, I do have a hazy memory of the teacher.  And indeed, I pissed my pants.  Yeah, it’s coming back to me.  I asked to go the bathroom, which I never did because I didn’t like to cause any kind of scene.  The teacher said that I could go.  So I was in the hallway looking for the bathroom.  I didn’t know where it was because I hadn’t used it before.  I must have really had to go because why else would I have asked?  It had to be an emergency situation.  

So I’m frantically looking for the bathroom and then I just piss myself.  I go back to the class and nothing happens.  

I get collected at the end of the day and my mother notices that I smell of urine.  So when I got home, I got changed.

Years later, I remember hearing this story.  My mother must have spoken to the teacher and asked why she didn’t do anything.  The teacher claims that she didn’t notice anything was amiss.  

So that’s my pre-school memory.  One memory.  

Why did Erin choose this magazine from when she was in pre-school?  She’s not going to have anything to say about anything in the magazine.  

I think it’s so she has an excuse to not have anything to say.  Because if she chose a Nintendo 64 era issue, for example, it would the same shit.  “I never had this before.  I never saw this before” and so on.  But then people might say, “Hey, wait a minute.  You said that this is your era.  Why don’t you know anything about what’s in here?”

3:00 – She’s at the table of contents.  “Wacky Races.  I’ve been meaning to stream Wacky Races.”

She never played it before.  That’s what she means when she says this.  Who gives a shit?  She never played any of these games unless it was one time, on stream, for money.

4:00 – Then there’s another edit.  I don’t even care.  Let’s move on.

She’s reading from the chat, “Do they still do ads like that now?  Ummm…I don’t know.”

She was talking about this “edgy” Game Boy ad.  She says that it was less edgy than edgy ads that came later.  So now the horntard asks this vague question and Erin just says, “I don’t know.”  What doesn’t she know.  Answer: Everything.

5:00 – “Letters to the editor.  I’m not going to read these because I don’t think my voice will hold up.”

The letters are like two sentences each.  And the video goes on for another two hours and ten minutes.  Not including all of the stuff that she edited out.  Why didn’t she just read them?  

Because it’s always a disaster.  She never has anything interesting to say about any of them.  She never has any idea what’s being referenced.  

6:00 – Another edit.  You know what?  I’m good.

I skipped around, briefly, yesterday and she talks about her carpal tunnel later in the video but…that’s the only remotely noteworthy thing that I found.  And I’ve already covered that.  She talks about her fake carpal tunnel syndrome constantly.  Just stop making the fucking videos, go back to your momma in California, and get a job like a normal person.

 https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1555527336874938368

I received my 2nd round of cortisone shots in my wrists (really hoping it helps this time!) and I’m still trying to play catch up after being sick last month. I miss streaming and I’m stressed about how absent I’ve been but I’ll be back again asap

We’re all waiting, Erin.  We’re waiting to hear more of your retro gaming wisdom.  

She got her first shot in February.  Allegedly.  I talk about it here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-is-getting-cortizone-shots-in-her.html

So apparently, she’s going every six months for cortisone injections.  Either she found some quack doctor to go along with her lies or she’s being injected with a placebo just to shut her up.  I like to think it’s the latter.

So horny wheelchair guy replies.  This guy must be new.  This is the second time that I’m seeing him and the first time was just recently.  Wait…was he on Crystal’s Twitter or Erin’s?  Let me check.

It was Erin.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/08/erin-is-incapable-of-scheduling-doctors.html

So he says:

I have a trach because I had have surgery on my back because the rod in my back was poking through. long story short they discharged me too early, I went home had a bowl of soup and I ended up aspirating. But luckily I didn’t give up and I am a lot stronger now!!

Good god, that sounds horrible.  It really puts things into perspective, doesn’t it, Erin?  You’re talking about your bullshit carpal tunnel syndrome lies and here’s this horny guy in a wheelchair with a rod for a spine.  Almost died.

Erin replies:

Oh wow, I’m so sorry you had to go through all of that! My problems aren’t anything close to that. I’m glad you’re stronger now though and thank you so much for the support!

But keep giving me money, you horny retard, and I’ll continue to pretend to be your friend.  It’s disgusting.

Then some fat nerd posts a picture of his fat carpal tunnel hand.  He also says that the doctor refused to believe that he had carpal tunnel syndrome.  Probably because he didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome.

What’s in it for the doctor to refuse treatment?  Doctors get paid by the treatment.  Doctors have an incentive to do as many treatments as possible.  The only thing holding them back is a code of ethics and some kind of internal investigations.

I went to a doctor once, just a routine physical, I was like 20 years old.  I’ve told this story before.  I saw a former classmate in the waiting room.  A receptionist was telling him to stop coming in and wasting their time because there’s nothing wrong with him.

But I never told the second part of this riveting tale.  I go see the doctor.  I give him the form that needs to be filled out.  There are just a few things that he needed to do.  Reflex test and whatever.  I don’t remember.

Then he starts questioning my height.  I’m taller than average but it’s not freak show material.  But this doctor seems really concerned about my height.  “Why are you so tall?  Is the rest of your family tall?”

This was an Indian guy, by the way.  Lots of Indian doctors in the US.  And the UK.  Of course there are good Indian doctors but it’s often a warning sign.

The next thing I know, some nurse is running an ultrasound on me.  Like I’m pregnant.  He thought that I had some fucking rare condition where the people are really tall and have really elongated fingers and toes.  I’m not really tall and don’t have really elongated fingers and toes.  I’m well within the normal range of humanity.  Any competent doctor can see this.

So after this ultrasound, which took like half an hour, the doctor comes in and says, “Well, it looks like you don’t have the condition but if we want to be 100% certain, we have to run a camera down your throat and take a picture of the inside of your stomach.”  I said, “I’m not doing that.”  And he got defensive.  “Oh, you don’t have to.  It’s just my recommendation if you want to be 100% certain.”

He was a crook.  He knew that I was young, didn’t have much experience with doctors so would just go along with whatever, and I had insurance.  The insurance company refused to pay because the test was completely unnecessary.  So he got nothing for that.

The point of this story is that doctors are not in the habit of refusing treatment to people who need it.  Or even people who don’t need it.  But Erin and this fat fuck Star Trek fan Steven seem to think that you have to beg doctors to carry out work.  No.  A competent doctor will perform every appropriate test and procedure.  Equally, a competent doctor won’t perform tests and procedures on patients who don’t require them.  

Here’s Steven’s Twitter, by the way.

https://twitter.com/Steven__000

Has Spock from Star Trek on his banner and Judge Dredd as his avatar.  These are the hardcore nerds who watch these women’s videos.  These are the complete losers who gives these women money.

Erin replies, “Wow, that’s crazy but I’m so glad you got it figured out finally! I’m not against surgery if the shots don’t help.”

Get the surgery.  If Erin just got the surgery and we had some kind of proof of it…okay.  I’d apologise for doubting her.  I still might not be convinced that she has carpal tunnel syndrome but I’d at least be convinced that she thinks that she has carpal tunnel syndrome.  Because what kind of psycho would get unnecessary surgery just to try to continue a lie?  

– “Erin I am truly sorry your having a tough time. I truly care about you and I hope you feel better sweetheart. believe me being sick sucks, in 2017 I was in the hospital for many months. I had a lung aspiration and it was so stressful because I missed so much.”

That was from horny wheelchair guy.  Doesn’t she feel bad?  This guy is talking to her like she’s his girlfriend.  He’s giving her money.  And she just accepts it.  She takes the money.  She lets him continue to post there.  She responds to his messages.  She encourages all of this.  This is the goal.  This is her job.  Her job is to scam horny retards out of their money.

– “Erin just take the time off and recover your fans will still be there when you return.”

Yeah.  Exactly.  Her horny retard fans don’t mind.  They’ll continue to pay her no matter what she does.  As much or as little effort as Erin wants to put into this Youtube and Twitch scam, they’ll continue to pay.  

– “Don’t rush it Erin, your gonna comeback fully strong it’s like You’ve never been gone”

That was from horny retard Super Geoff, who works in a grocery store and lives in a group home.  He’s a regular on Erin’s streams.  And Mike’s streams.  Gives both of them a lot of money.  

He also posted a weird gif of the little girl from Full House.  Michelle.  You know, because Erin is such a big fan of Full House.  Even though the show was cancelled when she was like seven years old.

– “Erin don’t you give up because you are the Queen of Stream!! I believe in you and I believe you’ll be back and stronger than ever!!! #FightErinFight”

That was from horny wheelchair guy again. I feel so fucking bad talking about him but…look at this.  It’s literally a horny man in a wheelchair.  Replying constantly.  In a sexual fashion.  And he tweets LOADS of porn stars and just sluts on Twitter and shit like this.  

She takes money from this guy.

– “We all understand. Rest up for now and when you feel up to it, start off light, then work your way up to what you’re accustomed to.”

That was from Luis Chambers.  

https://twitter.com/lchambers56

Another giant fucking nerd.  He lists his “job” as moderator for some video game shit.  

– “So sorry you are going through this. You are in my thoughts and hoping for a speedy recovery.”

That was from Horny John…Hancock this time.  Maybe the whole Metal Jesus crew are Erin fans.  She’s just so knowledgeable about video games.  I get it.

– “Fingers crossed this round goes better for you and that you can get some relief. 💜 Sorry you’re dealing with this.”

That was from Horny Goriya.  God damn is that woman boring.  But she’s hot for Erin.  

– “Crossing my fingers for you friend!”

That was from Super Awkward Gal.  She’s also horny for Erin.

– “Cortisone shots? Wow. That’s some hard-core gaming you’re doing if you’re giving yourself arthritis in the wrists.”

I like to think that he’s being sarcastic but…I don’t believe that he is.

– “this medical distsharge discontinueance needed for medikkuhl serwis tending your wound. mind ur qurr.”

I’m inclined to agree.  Finally someone talking some sense in the comments.

https://twitter.com/cuhyaeuhl

It’s somebody who is deeply disturbed.  He has schizophrenia or something.  These are the people who Erin is taking money from.