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  • Here Lies Talk About Games – Mike Matei

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB9JsD7r0WI 

    It was just last month that I noted the steep decline of Talk About Games.  I briefly talked about it here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/tmnt-shredders-revenge-and-taiko-no.html

    They had recently done an episode where they changed formats.  They talked about what is and what is not a “Metroidvania”.  And they discussed that possibility of doing similar videos, as opposed to the usual format where they each talk about a game.

    That never happened.

    Then Mike wasn’t even in a recent episode.  Fucking Tony from Hack the Movies was there.  And I was thinking, “This is peculiar.”  It was this episode:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW8uyxEXNms

    I only made it eight minutes into that one.  

    But I don’t even know if it’s a Tony thing.  Because I’m looking at all of the recent episodes.  Youtube lets you start the video from where you left off now.  And in most of these, I quit after like ten minutes.  I used to watch them in their entirety but I just can’t do it any more.  

    Maybe the problem is that they’re not interested in this shit any more and it shows in the videos.  They lack any passion for what they’re doing.  Mike didn’t even fucking show up for one of them.  It’s like when James stopped showing up for The Cinemassacre Podcast.  He’d come up with ridiculous excuses like his family all got covid and then the next thing you know, the podcast is gone.

    So let’s check out the video.  It’s only eight minutes so I should be able to get through it.

    0:15 – Okay, let’s get this out of the way.  Ryan is wearing a necklace and a blouse.

    When I first saw this, which was on TheCinemassacreTruth, I assumed that it was a Photoshop that those gay men did.  They enjoy making Ryan and sometimes Mike look like women.  It’s a fetish that they have.  

    No.  These were just screenshots.  Unaltered.  What the fuck is this?  

    I don’t think that Ryan is transgender, as those gay men like to wish.  I just…I don’t know.  Maybe he didn’t know that this is a woman’s top?  Maybe he likes necklaces?  Who knows?

    As for Mike, he’s wearing a white t-shirt.  This is noteworthy only in so far as he almost always wears a black shirt.  It’s the old “black is slimming” idea.

    0:30 – Mike says, “We wanted more views and it’s not getting it so we’re done.”

    Well, that’s the video then.  No need to waste another seven minutes on this.  This was just Mike and Ryan trying to make money.  How about getting a job, boys?  Have you considered that?

    How is Screenwave even making money?  They’re taking a cut from a bunch of Youtube channels but…why are these channels signing up for this?  What is Screenwave actually doing for these channels?  I think it’s nothing.  They’re just parasites taking a cut of the money and doing nothing in return.

    Ryan talks about his mansion and all of his arcade cabinets and shit.  So he’s making money from this but…how?  And how much longer can this last?  I can’t believe it’s even successful now.  Eventually, these “Youtubers” are bound to figure out that Screenwave is doing nothing for them.  

    Mike also talks about his many cars and his building that contains only Halloween decorations.  Shit like this.  So he has money as well.  I assume that he made it from the sale of Cinemassacre to Screenwave.  

    According to the Twitch pay out leak from a year ago, Mike made about $40,000 from Twitch in 2020.  That’s a reasonable amount of money, especially for playing video games, but it’s not making him independently wealthy.

    Mike also regularly says that he just streams for fun.  He’s not doing it for money.  So…how is the podcast any different?  

    I suspect that it’s Ryan who doesn’t want to do this any more.  Ryan is constantly trying to make money, typically in a parasitic fashion.  He doesn’t like doing actual work.  So he doesn’t want to talk about video games twice a month any more.  Too much work for Ryan.  He could be spending this time better trying to bilk Youtubers out of their paltry incomes.

    0:45 – Then Ryan starts listing all of the stuff that he’s doing that are more profitable than the podcast.  He’s producing four video games.  Whatever that means.  He’s “overseeing” the people who are doing the actual work, I guess.  He’s also “building a production facility”.  Again, he just hired people to do the actual work.  And he’s “running three companies”.  Again, he’s doing nothing.  Other people are doing the work, he’s just getting the money.  Profiting from other people’s labour.  This is what Ryan does.  He does NOTHING himself.

    1:00 – “Some of these games, I was playing 8, 10, 12 hours.”

    Oh poor baby.  Ryan was playing video games for up to 12 hours.  What a hard life he has.

    1:30 – So the idea is that Ryan might sometimes appear on Mike’s streams.  That’s it.

    I don’t even fucking want Ryan in Mike’s streams.  What is this shit?  This is a terrible idea.  

    And this is their idea of “hanging out”.  Ryan said that he wants to “hang out” with Mike and what he meant by that was, “On stream, for money.”

    Everything has to be for money with these people.  Can you do ANYTHING that isn’t for money?  

    1:45 – Mike says, “I don’t think we were going to do the show forever so at some point we were going to stop doing it anyway.”

    Well, no shit.  Nobody expected to see 80 year old Mike and Ryan doing the podcast.  What kind of argument is that?  You can apply this to anything. 

    Quit a job after a week.  “Well, I wasn’t going to stay at this job forever anyway.”

    Quit a relationship after one date.  “Well, I wasn’t going to be this woman forever anyway.”

    3:00 – Mike says that Ryan doesn’t have the time to do the show.  Even if it was getting big numbers, Ryan doesn’t have the time.  This seems to be a common problem over there.

    3:15 – “Also, we have to pay editors to do it and whatnot.”

    Heaven forfend you pay somebody to do work.  So now those editors are out on the street.  Fuck them.  Ryan doesn’t have time to play video games any more.  He’s living in his mansion, scamming however many hundreds or thousands of “Youtubers” out of their money.  That editor doesn’t need a job.  

    3:30 – Then Ryan says that it’s a “natural stopping point” because there are 52 episodes.

    What?  Why is 52 the “natural stopping point”?  This is some autistic James Rolfe bullshit.  

    He also mentions Patreon.  That’s another thing.  They were always aggressively promoting their Patreon.  Even as recently as last week.  So what’s going to happen to those people?  Maybe they’ll just shut the Patreon down and the payments will automatically cancel.  Maybe.

    3:45 – Ryan says that 52 Youtube episodes plus the 52 episodes on Patreon is “a good run for any show.”

    This isn’t fucking Bonanza.  These are Youtube videos.  Youtube videos where two losers who never worked a day in their lives talk about video games.  

    It’s like James Rolfe comparing James and Mike Mondays to a tv show.  “All good tv shows take a break”.  Same exact thing.  

    These are not television shows, gentlemen.  This is many, many, many, MANY steps below television.  

    Mike: Do you think that there are more episodes of Talk About Games than there are Stranger Things.

    Ryan: There are — definitely.

    It’s absurd.  Mike was kind of joking when he asked that but Ryan was not.  Ryan legitimately is comparing this fucking podcast with a television show that has writers, actors, directors, producers, cameramen, lighting guys, makeup people, a catering crew, and so on.  

    4:30 – Mike then plugs his Twitch stream.  Ryan repeats that he’ll sometimes stream with Mike.  

    But we don’t care.  I mean, honestly.  Who is clamouring to see any of this?  

    How many people give a shit about the podcast?  It’s something to put on as background noise.  Nobody cares.  This is throwaway content.  It’s not art.  It’s not a tv show.  

    Do the podcast or don’t.  We don’t fucking care.  

    4:45 – Ryan says, “I want to say thank you to all of our guests: Tony from Hack the Movies.”

    Then there’s an awkward pause.  He was the only fucking “guest”.  And I don’t even know why he was there.  Where was Mike on that day?  Was there some kind of contract dispute?  Mike refused to show up?  Like when Suzanne Somers had a contract dispute with the producers of Three’s Company so refused to appear on the show any more except for brief scenes where she’s on the phone calling in to Janet and Jack?  Then they just didn’t renew her contract?  

    It was a rough few years for Suzanne.  She posed for Playboy.  It wasn’t until the 1990s that she became the spokeswoman for Thighmaster.  But that’s hardly impressive.  Then there was She’s the Sheriff.  I don’t even remember that show.  I only know it as a joke.  But I’ve seen an episode or two on Youtube.  It’s unwatchable.

    But all was redeemed when she landed the role  of what’s her name, the mother on Step by Step.  

    Anyway, Mike Matei is no Suzanne Somers.  So he went crawling back to Ryan for his Talk About Games job.  Probably at a reduction in salary.  And then the show is cancelled a month later anyway.

    5:15 – Then they talk about “Xander” the guy who makes the title cards.  That’s another guy who’s now on the breadline because Ryan just “doesn’t have the time” to play video games for 12 hours a week any more.  

    6:00 – Ryan says, “Another thing that was nice about Talk About Games is that we played the games that we wanted to play.  It wasn’t an algorithm thing.”

    So…on the one hand, they’re doing whatever they want to do because they just like video games and don’t care about views.

    But on the other hand, they’re quitting the podcast because it’s not making enough money.

    Which is it?  Are you passionate about doing the show and playing games or are you passionate about making money?

    That’s the video.  Anyway, I don’t give a shit if they do the podcast or not.  This is entirely for their benefit.  I didn’t enjoy it.  It was…whatever.  I watched it.  Sometimes.  As background noise.  It wasn’t interesting.  There are probably a thousand more engaging podcasts out there.

    But if they’re all about money, which they are, maybe a year isn’t long enough to build an audience.  Maybe they have to actually put some time and effort into this shit.

    This is what Screenwave seems to do.  The Cinemassacre Podcast was over in about 25 episodes.  So was Mouthfools.  Now Talk About Games.  

    What happened to that new desk that they were going to get?  The only podcast still using this set is Pegwarmers.  Are you going to get a new desk for that Pegwarmers?  That show that gets like 4,000 views an episode?  If I was that Kevin guy from Pegwarmers, I’d be dusting off my resume . Ryan is not going to keep that expensive studio just for him.  He’s going to use that space for something more profitable.  

    Screenwave has all of these ideas and then they don’t put any time or effort into them.  Yeah, maybe all of Screenwave’s ideas are terrible.  Maybe none of these podcasts would ever take off no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into them.  But…what does this mean?  That Screenwave is just a giant failure of a company?  I suppose that that’s the answer.

    —–

    Edit: Okay, so I wrote all of that and then I found out that Ryan made some kind of statement in the chat during the “premiere”.  So I have to re-watch this now.  He says:

    As far as the personal stuff. Yeah there’s been changes. I’m still figuring it all out honestly. No statements. No plans. I have a lot of inner conflict. Maybe best not to be a public persona.  That’s all you’re gonna get, sorry.

    Then Justin says, “Well said.”

    That wasn’t well said.  This guy is a fucking lunatic and he’s throwing his company away.  His three companies, apparently.  

    I owe those nancy boys on Reddit an apology.  I thought that it was just wishful thinking on their part.  But no.  Ryan really is one of them.  

    This guy is like 40 years old, he has a wife, he has three young children and this is what he decides to do.  Did anybody suggest that he see a psychiatrist first?  Maybe he has too much stress.  Maybe he has so much money that he thinks that he can do whatever he want.  

    No.  This is it.  This is the end of Screenwave.  Who would want to get involved with a company with this fucking clown running the show?  Doesn’t even know what gender he is.  At the age of 40, he still hasn’t figured it out.  

    Let’s say you’re a gay man.  Just a regular gay man.  And you’re looking for some company.  You like dudes, obviously.  Guys who look like guys.  But you’re also open to guys who dress up as women.  Okay.  Fine.  

    Are you going to pick the middle aged fat fuck in a dress who has a wife and three children?  There’s no fucking way.  With so many hot, young, muscular, single men out there? Or how about just a slim guy in a dress?  A guy who actually kind of looks like a woman.  

    Ryan has no fucking chance.  Who are the people who are looking for fat, middle aged, married men who have children and are wearing a dress?  Nobody wants this.

    As a normal fat guy, who’s married, and has three children, and a successful business.  Yeah.  I can see women going for that.  Not many women but there are some gold diggers out there who will overlook a lot.

    I can not see any gay man going for this transgender Ryan.  I’m sorry.  There’s no fucking way.  

    He threw everything away with this.  His business.  His wife.  His children.  And for what?  What does he gain by wearing a dress?  Let’s say that he’s single.  Nobody is touching that shit.  Just because somebody’s gay doesn’t mean that they don’t have any standards.  

    I think that I’ve exhausted this topic.  Let me check out the comments in chat.  Maybe somebody says something good.

    No.  Nobody said anything interesting.  Maybe they deleted comments.  There was some stuff about Ryan in a dress but not much.

    Does he say anything on Twitter about this?

    https://twitter.com/schottr/status/1562082074802135040

    No matter how many yellow brick roads they build. I don’t think PA is ever going to OZ.

    Well, there’s that. Some cryptic bullshit about the Wizard of Oz.  And a gif of Dorothy skipping down the Yellow Brick Road.  Dorothy is a well-known gay icon.  

    But no, Ryan Schott is no Judy Garland.  He’s not even Judy Johnson, the Negro League baseball player.  

    What the fuck is he…it’s done.  That’s it for Screenwave.  It’s all over.  This is not a professional look.  To say the least.  Nobody is going to want to work with this nut.  I know that there are a lot of crazy people in the video game industry in terms of “Youtubers” and the people who get involved in nerd conventions and whatnot.  And a lot of these people are gay or transgender or whatever.  But there’s a limit.  This guy owns a fucking business.  Nobody is going to want to get involved with this lunatic.  Certainly not when there’s money at stake.  You’re going to trust this fat guy in a dress to make smart decisions?

    Even if you’re gay, even if you’re transgender, you’re not going to entrust a crazy person with the future of your channel.  Or in any business transaction that Ryan is involved with.  You’re going to loan money to this guy?  He just went completely off his nut.  It’s done.  

  • The Unfortunate Demise of Mouthfools

     https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK1sHMO9i-Rbfj3tezqBt2A/videos

    With the unexpected news that Talk About Games is coming to an end, I discovered that another Screenwave podcast has also ended: Mouthfools.  This one ended two months ago.

    I attempted to review this podcast here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/01/christmas-trust-issues-mouthfools.html

    It’s entirely unwatchable.  It was four guys in their 20s, talking on some Skype group chat about Pokemon or whatever.  At least three of the four guys are gay.  A lot of the guys are annoying and none of them have any charisma.

    There are podcasts like this where it’s just random people getting together for a group chat.  I’ve seen them.  Destiny Fomo aka Madam Fomo has been on them.  They’re done on an informal basis and nobody watches them.  It”s just some fucking Youtube shit.  I talk about that “podcast” here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/mentally-ill-destiny-fomo-simp.html

    Guys talking about whatever.  Over Skype or…I don’t know the program they’re using.  But this is not a professional production.  It’s just throw away content that NOBODY is watching.

    That’s what Mouthfools was.  Four guys in a group chat talking about whatever.  

    Mouthfools lasted six months.  Twenty-six glorious episodes.  They got fewer and fewer views as they went on.  

    What’s weird is that all four of these guys have Youtube channels with a fair amount of subscribers.  We have 84,000, 166,000, 405,000, and the last guy has over a million subscribers.  Why weren’t they able to translate any of these numbers into the podcast?  The podcast has 22,000 subscribers.  

    Yes, the videos on Mouthfools are entirely unwatchable but so are the videos that these individual Youtubers put out.  It’s the exact same content.  They talk about Pokemon and Minecraft and shit like this.  Games that 12 year olds play.  And they’ll be in the corner talking excitedly about some children’s game while footage is shown.  That’s it.  Unwatchable.

    But it’s the same exact shit that Mouthfools was about.  So I don’t get it.  Same bad thumbnails.  Everything was the same.  But you had four of these boring guys talking about this boring children’s shit instead of just one.  This should have worked.  I guess.  In the sense that their individual channels seem to work.

    Maybe with more time they could have done something.  You can’t expect a podcast to take off overnight.  Six months is not enough time.  

    And why would they cancel it anyway?  It costs NOTHING to produce the show.  It’s just four guys talking on Skype.  It’s not edited.  Why stop doing it?  

    You read the comments and people seemed to enjoy it.  It’s baffling but there you are.  

    Let me check SocialBlade.

    The channel is making about $300/year.  That’s nothing.  They’re splitting this five ways, presumably.  Each of the four guys and then Screenwave takes their cut.  So it’s peanuts.  Let’s just assume an even split for everyone, that’s $60 each.  PER YEAR.  For making a “podcast” every week.

    So nobody in their right mind would continue with this unless they were passionate about the project.  They enjoyed doing it.  It would seem that these guys did not enjoy doing it.  They were just looking for a quick cash grab.  Well, enjoy your sixty bucks.

    I’ve listened to some podcasts over the years.  If you like the person or people involved, you’ll listen to it even if it’s shit.  And if you don’t like the person, you won’t listen to it even if it’s slickly produced and they have semi-interesting stuff to talk about.

    I didn’t like any of these four guys.  They were bland at best, aggressively annoying at worst.  So I’m not watching that shit.  

    Still, I don’t think that I was in the target audience.  I think that they were going for the middle school demographic.  Same as with their individual channels.  

    Well, whatever.  Ryan wanted a bigger return on his $0 investment so he pulled the plug, I guess.  Didn’t want to put the time in to let an audience grow.  Once kids start talking about that podcast on the playground, maybe it would become a success.  No.  Ryan was losing too much money on this podcast.  Zero dollars every month.  He couldn’t justify it any more.  

    I’ll get to the cancellation of Talk About Games tomorrow or whenever the video is released.

    But yeah, Pegwarmers is still going.  That thing can’t be making much money.  About $1400 according to Social Blade.  So a lot better than $300/year that Mouthfools was getting but still not much.

    And actually, Pegwarmers seems to get fewer views than Mouthfools.  They’re making more money because there are a lot more videos and he’s been doing this for years.  He has slightly more subscribers than Mouthfools but it’s similar.

    Pegwarmers is watchable, though.  The guy doing the podcast isn’t a showman but he’s reasonably amicable.  Reasonably intelligent.  He’s not annoying.  

    And the show has a structure.  Toy news.  New toys that you’ve purchased.  Now we’re going to talk about Sectaurs.

    It’s all done in person.  None of this Skype bullshit.  They have guest hosts.  The guest hosts are never too annoying.  

    This is how it’s done.  It’s not that hard.

    Compare it to Hack the Movies, which is another podcast under the glorious Screenwave umbrella.  He’s going after the horntard market.  And look at the end result.  It’s unwatchable.  I don’t want to watch a Horseface woman talking about hot chicks for two hours.  That’s stupid.  

    Give the audience some credit and put out a semi-intelligent product.  That’s what Pegwarmers does.  And they’re talking about toys.  I don’t even give a shit about toys and I watch it.  Every episode.  No problem.  

    And then there’s The Cinemassacre Podcast.  Holy shit.  I place 90% of the blame for that podcast on James, who refused to engage AT ALL with ANYTHING.  The remaining 10% of blame goes to Justin Silverman and his idiotic segment ideas.  “What’cha Watching, What’cha Reading, What’cha Drinking” and so forth.  An idea that he abandoned after a few episodes.  So then everything just became entirely directionless.  They started trying anything at that point.  Then before you know it, James Rolfe is reading from a book about the lost city of Atlantis.

    They were constantly trying to prod James to say something.  Find a topic that he would actually engage with.  Poop worked, when James talked passionately about wanting a buffalo to literally defecate on his face, but you can’t have scat talk every episode.  So the only other thing that worked was fucking Rex Viper.

    It is so fucking disgusting to watch that episode where James is with Rex Viper.  That’s the only episode where he seems to enjoy what he’s doing.  In everything else, it’s a total fucking chore to him.  He HATES being on the podcast.  But when Rex Viper is there, he’s the life of the party.  

    Anyway, Mouthfools.  We hardly knew ye.  

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  • WTF Wednesday Review: The Exorcist – Newt Wallen

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFhlbXKdtc

    PVC Bondage girl is back in Newt’s kitchen.  Is she just living there now?  This was recorded on a different day from previous ones because she has different bondage gear on and she has her horrible makeup.  

    6:45 – PVC Bondage Girl is critiquing the film for not using the proper psychological terms.  She really seems to be interested in psychology.  Uh huh.  Let’s just put this on my ever expanding list of why I don’t like PVC Bondage Girl and move on.

    7:15 – Oh.  We can’t.  She continues.  

    PVC Bondage Girl: They also refer to DID as ‘split personality, which, again, 1973.  Which is funny because right before they said that, I compared something that she did to when I switched to one of my alters.

    Ideas Man: I guess that you should tell people what you have.

    PVC Bondage Girl: Yes.  I have DID.  Hi.

    Hi, PVC Bondage Girl.  Let me look “DID” up since I, like just about everybody on earth, don’t know what this is.  But people with mental health problems LOVE talking about their mental health problems and they always use these abbreviations that nobody fucking knows.

    Dissociative identity disorder.  

    Someone with DID has multiple, distinct personalities. The various identities control a person’s behavior at different times. The condition can cause memory loss, delusions or depression. DID is usually caused by past trauma.

    Oh.  

    So PVC Bondage Girl was talking about the movie and then she just casually started talking about how she was reminded of the time when she slipped into one of her “alters”.  Like anybody has a fucking clue what she’s talking about.  

    And Newt is just sitting there smiling, “Oh, sure.  Alters.  Tell the people at home what an alter is.”

    Who the fuck would advertise this?  If you have some mental health problems, I’m sympathetic.  Go speak to a competent psychiatrist.  Not the shit “therapist” who Newt goes to.  

    But you don’t have to go on fucking Youtube, in your PVC bondage gear and crazy makeup and say, “Hi.  I slip into my alters on the regular.”

    She continues, “I’ve been diagnosed since I was 18.  I referenced it in another review, I think.”

    I’m pretty sure that I would have remembered this.  Maybe I missed one.

    “I have DID.  I can talk more about that on the Discord or another review or whatever.”

    Why?  What’s the relevance?  Come on.  This is a fucking movie review.  If you want to talk about your traumas and mental health problems, talk to a friend (not creepy ass Newt who is just trying to have sex with you) or a trained psychiatrist.  Not fucking retards on Youtube.  

    8:15 – She’s referencing the movie, “And I thought, even before they said that, ‘Hey, that looks like my one alter’”

    Do any of your “alters” enjoy reviewing movies?  Can you switch to that one, please?  

    “Because you’ve seen me disassociate once.  I don’t think it was a good time.  I’m sorry.  But I don’t know if you saw that particular alter because I don’t remember.”

    Great.

    And Newt is just sitting there.  Oh yeah.  Alters.  I remember that time when you disassociated.  Wanna have sex later?

    Then Newt says that he saw that alter.  So PVC Bondage Girl says, “Oh, you were familiar with me screaming at the top of my lungs then.”

    Then she talks about a friend she had who was writing a comic book about a superhero with “DID”.  This guy interviewed her “alters”.  Fuck off.  Come on.  Can we get back to The Exorcist, please?

    11:00 – “I’m also very ametaphobic.”

    I…what?  Let me try to look this up.

    Emetophobia.  Fear of vomit.  

    Oh sure.  How fucking retarded of me not to know what that is.  I’m a real idiot.  Everybody knows what Emetophobia is.  What’s wrong with me?

    11:15 – PVC Bondage Girl tells a sex joke that she saw on the internet.

    PVC Bondage Girl: Stolen jokes on the internet.

    Ideas Man: Whoa!  Don’t do that!

    PVC Bondage Girl: No, I didn’t mean that.

    Newt making light of his lifelong passion for plagiarism.

    13:15 – PVC Bondage Girl twitches and Newt asks if she’s alright and she says that it happens sometimes.

    14:30 – PVC Bondage Girl can’t watch some Invisible Man movie because of her “multiple, unfortunate, abusive relationships.”

    And Newt is just sitting there while all of this craziness is going on.  Yeah.  Multiple abusive relationships.  Great.  Sex later?

    We don’t fucking care about your abusive relationships, PVC Bondage Girl.  I mean…I don’t condone abuse but I don’t even know if there was any abuse.  And why has she had so many?  You can’t just throw this shit out there without any explanation.  And there’s no reason to throw any of this out there anyway DURING A FUCKING MOVIE REVIEW.

    Look at Bobdunga and her many year campaign against Relax Alax over “abuse”.  That guy didn’t do fucking shit except be a gay man who wasn’t interested in Bobdunga.  But Bobdunga, who’s fucking nuts, is convinced that this guy abused her.  I don’t doubt that she’s sincere in her belief but she’s totally mistaken because she’s MENTALLY ILL.  Just like PVC Bondage Girl.

    Horseface, same thing.  She claimed that Newt was abusive because he moved to Nevada.  Let me repeat that.  Horseface thinks that Newt was abusive because he MOVED TO NEVADA.  How the fuck is that abusive?  It isn’t.  But again, Horseface is mentally ill.

    It’s irresponsible to have mentally ill people on your Youtube show accusing people of abusing them.  Maybe there was abuse, maybe there wasn’t.  But this person is mentally ill and we don’t know what the truth is.  So just edit it out.  What does this shit add to the discussion anyway?  Nothing.  This is a movie review for fuck’s sake.  

    “One of whom stalked me both before we dated, while were dating, and after we broke up.”

    Oh sure.  Who doesn’t get into a relationship with somebody who “stalks” them?  “Boy, this creepy guy who’s always hiding in the bushes and masturbating is really cute.  I think I’d like to go to Burger King with him some time.”

    18:45 – Newt gives his idiotic pun title for a Napoleon porn movie.  More moronic sex talk from The Ideas Man.

    20:00 – PVC Bondage Girl keeps wincing and complaining about her shoulder.  She sure has a lot of problems.

    20:45 – PVC Bondage Girl suggests that she’s Swedish.  Uh huh.  

    By the way, I’m reading the chat.  Newt “premiered” this.  Everybody just ignores PVC Bondage Girl’s crazy talk.  

    22:15 – PVC Bondage Girl declares her love for maggots.  Great.  Moving on.

    23:00 – PVC Bondage Girls says that she worked in a veterinarian office “for many years.”  Presumably, her father’s practice.  She gave that up to work in movie theatres, I guess.  They’re comparable jobs, I guess.  I assume she was a receptionist or something.

    Newt leaves a comment in the chat, “this is an unfocused review.”  Indeed, Ideas Man.

    There’s still another twenty minutes of this shit.

    26:15 – “People think I’m hailing Satan when I do the fucking metal horns.”

    What the fuck does she think it means if not a reference to Satan?  I know it’s a heavy metal thing but…they’re referencing Satan.

    I made it to 40 minutes.  That’s good enough.  There are only five minutes left but…I’ve reached my limit.

    Horntards:

    – “I haven’t tuned in in a few weeks, your new ¿girlfriend? is pretty Noot, I’m happy to see you surrounding yourself with good people”

    Newt replies, “That’s Metz. They are a former employee of mine at the theater and a good friend for 6 years. Plus Metz girl friend could beat me up. But I agree I have a much smaller group around me these days. But all are good people. Its nice to have a sucker. I mean friend. Who will still come talk movies with me”

    He refers to Metz as “they”.  Is that because Newt can’t write for shit or because that’s her preferred pronoun?  

    Anyway, this guy can be forgiven for assuming that PVC Bondage Girl is Newt’s girlfriend.  That’s clearly the vibe that they’re giving off with the constant sex talk.  

    And yeah, Newt wants everybody to feel sorry for him while at the same time shitting on his current “friends”.  “Oh, everybody left me.  I don’t know why.  It can’t be because I plagiarise everything.  At least I managed to rekindle my friendship with lunatics like PVC Bondage Girl, somebody who I dropped like a steaming pile of shit when I started working at Screenwave.”

    So what did we learn about The Exorcist?  Well, we learned that PVC Bondage Girl has “DID”.  We learned that she was in a lot of abusive relationships.  And we learned that she has emetophobia.  Interesting.  

    It’s a shame that people like PVC Bondage Girl have multiple personalities but then you have people like Erin Plays who don’t have any.  Come on, PVC Bondage Girl.  Quit hogging all of the personalities.  Let Erin have one.

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  • James Rolfe's Hair

     https://www.youtube.com/AngryNintendoNerd/videos

    James Rolfe is a bald man who makes Youtube videos.  He’s self-conscious about his baldness so he’ll often wear baseball caps.  He doesn’t wear caps in the Angry Video Game Nerd videos because, at least in his mind, that’s not the “character”.  So instead, he just does really weird shit to make it sort of look like he has hair.  He uses spray on hair and/or he makes use of the combover or something.

    It looks fucking terrible.  

    Now, I’m sympathetic.  I started losing my hair when I was 21.  It was noticeable probably by my mid 20s.  When I was in my late 20s, a Chinese woman who I met from a dating site remarked, “Oh, you’re losing your hair.”  

    When I was 29, I was in my bathroom and I happened to take a hand mirror to try to see how bad it was.  I could not fucking believe it.  Why did nobody tell me how bad this was?  The balding in the front had met the balding in the back.  

    Years later, I retold this story to my girlfriend and how I couldn’t believe how nobody told me how bad this looked.  Co-workers, for example.  She said that it would be inappropriate and it’s not their business.  I suppose it’s true.  It’s difficult to tell a co-worker, “Hey, you’re really going bald.  You might want to do something about that.”  It’s easy for somebody to get offended by that.

    On the other hand, it would have been helpful.  Because most people don’t know what the top of their head looks like.

    So when I saw how bad it looked on that fateful day, I immediately took some clippers, put a number 4 guard on it, and trimmed it all down.  Then over the next four months or so, I went down to a 2 guard.  Then I just shaved it entirely.  

    There was a transition period.  People asked about it.  But eventually, when you meet new people, that’s just who you are.  They don’t know you from when you had hair.  So it’s not an issue.

    For a short while, I’d go to baldness acceptance forums where people would post pictures of The Rock and other sexy bald men to make themselves feel better.  And that’s fine.  But I didn’t find this particularly helpful.  

    It’s just something you get over.  I had hair.  Now I don’t have hair.  It happens to loads of men.  Let’s move on.

    What I didn’t do was start wearing a baseball cap, using hair in a can, or doing a combover.  Because this isn’t the 1970s.  

    What about getting a toupee?  That would be another retro response to baldness.  Maybe James can try that.  

    Didn’t Sy Sperling die recently?  Yeah.  In 2020.  

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HairClub

    Oh, they do surgical hair transplants.  I thought that they did like weaves.  So toupees.  Maybe they did but now they’ve moved on to surgical hair transplants because that’s where the market has moved to.

    So that’s another option.  Why doesn’t Jimmy do that?  Fucking what’s his name, that annoying gay man who was in that boxing event did that.  Nathan Barnatt.  James knows him.  Why doesn’t he ask for some advice?  Jimmy must have the money.

    In some ways, Jimmy is lucky to have total strangers telling him that his hair looks awful and he needs to do something about it.  This is a luxury.  If he weren’t on Youtube, he wouldn’t know that his hair looks like shit.  Because nobody would tell him.  

    I recommend just cutting it down with clippers using a number two guard.  Do that once a week.  It’s not a big deal.  It takes ten minutes.  Ten minutes a week.  James must have time for that.  Then you can go down to no guard.  Or shave it.    

    It wouldn’t affect the channel.  There’s that other annoying Youtuber, Nostalgia Critic, I don’t think shaving his head caused viewership to plummet.  Nobody cares.  It’s the lousy videos that cause the view numbers to go down.  

    And he’s married so who cares about picking up chicks?  Does he think his wife is going to leave him if he shaved his head?  She married somebody who has severe mental impairments.  Seven and a half years in special education.  He’s deeply autistic and/or possibly mentally retarded.  If she can overlook that, she can overlook anything.  James Rolfe might be the most successful retard of all time in terms of relationships and professionally.

    And anyway, I don’t think that hair even plays a role in being able to pick up the ladies.  Whether you have hair or not, you can still get the ladies.  I don’t think that there’s any significant downgrade in terms of quantity or quality of women when you shave your head.

    What the ladies aren’t interested in is this weird Larry Fine shit.  Combovers, hair in a can, baseball caps: it all screams gross insecurity.  That’s a turnoff.

  • Underrated Animated Batman Movies – Tony from Hack The Movies

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRGrZsDxq8

    Oh, we’ve got Horseface McGee and Kirk Douglas.  Probably my least favourite pairing.  

    And how the fuck is Horseface going to talk about hot chicks?  They’re talking about cartoons.  Well, I’m sure she’ll find a way.

    0:30 – But first a word from our scam sponsor.

    Get some integrity.

    2:30 – Tony says, “I see you’ve got the Batgirl shirt on” and then Horseface shakes her tits.  And she’s wearing half a top.  And Tab Hunter really gets excited by this.

    Well…it seems that Horseface didn’t learn anything from her recent experience here on the blog.  Same old narcissistic behaviour.

    Maybe this was filmed before she left that comment, though.  Maybe going forward she’s going to be more humble and wear an entire top.  

    Anyway, then Horseface starts flirting with Pat Boone over here.

    Is Pat Boone even alive any more?  Holy shit.  He is.  I remember his weird attempt at contemporary music in “the 90s”.

    10:15 – Well, she did it.  First comment that Horseface made is talking about a hot cartoon character.  She doesn’t even know the name of the character.  She just knows that she’s hot.  Killer Frost, apparently.  Horseface thought it was Killer Freeze.

    Horseface…all of the characters look the same.  They all have the same big tits.  They’re all slim.  It’s the same exact fucking body type for every female character.  So you don’t have to mention which ones you find attractive.  Let’s just assume that you find them all attractive and want to have sex with them.  Fine.  Now that that’s established, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!

    Let me peruse the comments.  I’ll search for “crystal”.  Presumably, this is how Horseface looks at the comments too.

    – “Please stop bringing Crystal. I really wanted to watch this topic but i cant stand her.”

    In fairness, that was after like 20, “Crystal is hot” comments.  And it was only posted an hour ago, as of me typing this.  Is Tony deleting comments?  

    Anyway, back to this dogshit.

    13:00 – Crystal is giving her choice for favourite animated Batman movie.  “My first choice is actually going to be Batman Beyond:Joker’s Return.”  Then Tony corrects her, “Return of the Joker.”

    She’s a big Batman fan, guys.

    This is her favourite Batman animated movie.  And she really likes Batman.  She reads the comics.  She plays the video games.  She’s consuming all of the Batman media.  

    Doesn’t know the name of her favourite Batman animated movie.

    At first I was thinking, “Well, who cares?  I don’t know the names of any Batman animated movies.”  But that’s because I don’t give a fuck about this stuff.  I don’t pretend to be a middle aged Batman fan. Horseface does.  

    16:30 – “What I liked also was the colours in this movie, like when they’re in the club scene and stuff like that.  I thought that those colours were really cool.  A lot of colours were awesome in this movie.”

    Erin is watching this shit and just seething.  Horseface stole her material.  Well, maybe as revenge, Erin can start talking about how hot she is and how everybody wants to have sex with her.

    17:00 – Tony gives a weird shout out to his sister who might be “popping out twins” as we watch this.  Umm…what can I even say?  Let’s move on.

    19:45 – Horseface struggles to remember the name Commissioner Gordon.  She got “Commissioner” out but took a while to remember “Gordon”.

    Now, come on.  I don’t give a fuck about Batman but I know Commissioner Gordon.  From the 1960s tv show.  

    Anyway, Horseface is all about Batman.

    23:00 – They’re talking about some other movie.  Tony doesn’t like the movie.  Horseface says, “But it’s beautiful too.  The colours?”

    Yeah.  Hues, Horseface.  They’re everywhere.  Everywhere you look: colour.  You can’t escape colours.  Well, in the dark, I guess.  But even then, black is a colour.  Maybe we’re getting a little philosophical now.  Colour talk will do that.

    44:15 – Horseface is now talking about her second choice.  “It has a lot of adult humour.  Holy shit!”

    Eugh.  It’s just constant.  We get it, Horseface.  You’re a very sexual person.  And everybody wants to have sex with you.  Great.  You go do that.

    But can you shut the fuck about it for just seventy minutes?  There’s more to life.  Maybe talk about the fucking Batman movies during this.

    “I love Harley.  I truly, truly love Harley Quinn.”

    One might say that Harley Quinn is a hot chick.  A hot animated chick.  Great.  Do you want to talk about something else, Horseface?

    “And the fact that there’s also Poison Ivy.  These are my two favourite female characters.  I’m like, yes.  Yes.”

    Another hot cartoon chick who Horseface wants to have sex with.  Guess what, Horseface?  Neither of those cartoon women would give you the time of day.  So talk about something else.

    45:00 – “This is the one with Super Babes, right?”

    It’s constant with her.  Then she has the nerve to come to a fine blog like GamerGrrlsOfficial and say, “I don’t understand where the hate comes from.”

    This is where it comes from.  The constant fucking comments about hot chicks and how hot you are.  She can’t even talk about a CARTOON without talking about hot chicks.

    46:00 – Horseface is talking about Super Babes.  “Think of it like Hooters where all the waitresses are dressed up in the sexiest version of like Catwoman and Batwoman and stuff like that.”

    This is completely shameful.  There’s something wrong with her.  It’s a cartoon, Horseface.  Can you even watch a fucking cartoon without getting turned on by hot chicks?  

    “And the guys are trying to grab her ass and she flips him and breaks his arm, which I think is great.”

    Super.

    I’m pretty sure that this was just a brief scene in the movie.  But Horseface isn’t shutting up about this.  This is her entire fucking review.  Just this brief scene involving hot cartoon chicks.

    47:00 – “Like she’s straight up bending over, just in bra and panties.”

    It’s a cartoon, Horseface.  Relax.

    God, this is awful.  “Where does the hate come from?  I don’t get it.  I was bullied my whole life over my appearance.”

    “And then she straight up sees that he’s hard.”

    Is this what the movie is about?  Horseface doesn’t even remember the movie.  She struggled to summarise it.  Then she didn’t even know if this was the movie that had this Super Babes thing in it.  She was talking about how all of the Batman cartoons she’s seen blend together.  But she knows every fucking detail of this Super Babes scene and she’s going to talk about it ad nauseum.  This is her fucking review of the movie.

    Tony: It’s a boner.  Like Jesus Christ.

    Horseface: Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!

    I don’t even know what more I can say.  Why is anybody watching this?  Why does Tony encourage this?  Horseface should not be on the fucking show.  She’s terrible.  She’s horrendous.  Every time she’s on here, it’s the same god damn thing.  Hot chicks.  How hot Horseface is.  Everybody wants to have sex with Horseface.  Half a top.  Fuck off.

    Okay, I’m at 53:00.  They’ve stopped talking about the movie.  Seriously, watch this entire “review” that Horseface did.  I have NO IDEA what the movie is about because all she did was talk about that one scene in Super Babes.  That’s it.  That’s her review.  What the fuck is this?  How can this possibly be competent?  Who would go on a show like this and have THIS be their review?  Didn’t she write anything out?  Didn’t she plan anything?  

    What kind of notes did she take?

    – Poison Ivy is hot
    – Harley Quinn is hot
    – I like hot chicks
    – Ass grabbing scene
    – Boners are cool

    It’s shit.  YOU’RE shit.  Stop appearing on the fucking show.  You’re terrible.  You’re ruining the greatness that is Hack the Movies aka Talking About Tapes.

     54:15 – Tony is talking about his pick.  

    Tony: Eliza (somebody) is Catwoman in it.

    Horseface: NICE!  NICE!!!

    Oh.  Horseface is talking about hot chicks again.

    “I don’t understand where the hate comes from.”

    Really?  You still don’t?  How much clearer can I make it?

    Then Tony says that Brian Cranston is also in this movie.  Horseface has nothing to say.  He’s not a hot chick.  

    57:45 – So the video is over but Tony thinks that it’s too short so they’re going to talk about bullshit for the next ten minutes.  He thinks that a 57 minute video is too short.  No.  This was 57 minutes too long.

    1:02:00 – Tony says, “Depending how this video does, we can do best Superman animated movie, best Justice League movie.”

    Why does every decision have to hinge on how many views you get?  This is exactly why we’re stuck with Horseface.  Horntards like Horseface.  So even though she’s fucking god awful, she’s the most frequent co-host for this shit.

    The best co-hosts are Kieran and what’s his name…the fat guy.  I always forget.  Justin Silverman.  But they’re never on here because the horntards aren’t watching that shit.  If the horntards want to watch fat guys, they’ll just jerk off in front of a mirror.

    But if you’re interested in actually producing the best videos possible, Kieran and Justin are the obvious choices.  

    1:02:00 – Richard Harris starts giving shoutouts to the director of the movies that he chose.  Because this guy is a real thespian.  He knows all about the movie industry.  He played Bar Patron in the 2021 short film Something Borrowed.  Such a memorable role that was.

    1:05:15 – Serge Reggiani gives his Instagram account.  What guy uses fucking Instagram?  And this is what he gives as his main social media account.  Instead of Twitter.  He just wants guys to jerk off over how hot he is.

    He also says that he has a few movies coming out.  Oh.  Will you playing a security guard again?  Oh no.  He’s Tough Guy this time.  Well, we can all look forward to that.  He’s also Doctor in a recent movie.  Great.

    1:05:30 – 

    Tony: Crystal, where can we find you?

    Horseface: Ooh.  Where do you want to find me?

    Let’s just move on.  I don’t want to give my answer.

    Horseface: Some dad’s beds?  Because I’m also single.

    What?  I feel like I should say something…but it’s also all self-explanatory.  

    She says that she broke up with her boyfriend of nine years.  He was an alcoholic.  He had PTSD from some war, presumably.  

    And now she’s on Youtube talking about wanting to having sex with people’s fathers?  What?  What is this?   Why would she say that?  It’s grossly disrespectful to this guy.  This guy who, by the way, we never heard ONE WORD about before the relationship ended.  Nine years she was with with that guy.  Never mentioned him.  She wanted the horntards to think that they had a chance.      

    What does her answer even have to do with the question?  Tony was asking what her Twitter is.  And her response was, “I want to have sex with people’s fathers.”  It’s insane.

    Tony: I told Crystal after the last breakup, stop trying to fix your dad.

    Horseface: I don’t want to fix him, I just want to fuck him.

    What?  Why is she constantly talking about sex?  And with her father in this case.  

    Horseface: I’m very much like Harley Quinn.  

    John Wayne: Does Harley want to fuck her dad?

    Horseface: Harley just wants to fuck.  I get it.  You’re my spirit animal.

    This is vile.  And this is a fucking horse-faced woman saying all of this.  But I guess that’s a secondary issue.  Even if it was a hot chick, WHICH IT ISN’T, this would be tedious in the extreme.  And gross.  And boring.  REALLY, REALLY boring.

    Then Tony ends the video by shilling for his Patreon.  You can get wallpaper like it’s fucking 2006.  What about ringtones, Tony?  Can we get some ringtones?

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  • Lady Decade Cries Over Copyright Threat

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAb7KCHrda8

    She’s since removed the video so here’s a review from some Canadian Gamer.  He has a few clips from the original video.  

    From what I can gather, Lady Decade used a copyrighted image in one of her videos so some guy threatened to sue her if she didn’t pay €700.  So she made this video where she’s crying hysterically, her breasts are out, and she says that she doesn’t have the money to pay this.  So she encourages the horntards to sign up to her Patreon to pay for this.

    This all happened like two weeks ago.  She’s subsequently taken down the video.  Canadian Gamer talks about that here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-n7IPFRq40

    He gives a shoutout to TheGebs24, who apparently messaged him on Twitter and didn’t have a favourable opinion of Lady Decade’s behaviour.

    Why the fuck did nobody tell me about any of this?  Well, I guess that I’m the investigative journalist here.  It’s my responsibility.  So I dropped the ball on this one.  

    But what Canadian Gamer and others who have covered this seem to be focusing on is that she’s crying over €700 while sitting in front of a small fortune of video games.  And €700 isn’t much anyway.  She should be able to pay that.

    That’s all true but my view is why would she agree to pay that anyway?  Some lunatic sends you a threatening email saying, “Give me €700 or I’m suing.”  I say bring it.  File the claim.  If not, shut the fuck up.  You’re not getting a penny.

    Destiny Fomo aka Madam Fomo used to do false copyright strikes on me all the time.  So what happens is you have to file a counter-notice claiming that it’s actually your content.  Google just sends you this form whenever there’s a copyright claim.  You fill it out and it all looks official and legal, you have to swear to tell the truth, and then you say that it’s your stuff and the claim is erroneous.  

    Madam Fomo uses fake names and address for these claims.  It’s all bullshit.  But if she wants to go to court over the banner art or whatever other ridiculous claims, fucking do it.  Until then, fuck off.

    These threatening letters are worthless.  I get them semi-regularly.  Some company, usually the electric company because they’re completely incompetent will claim that I owe money.  If I owe the money, I pay it.  If I don’t, fuck them.  File a claim if you think you’re in the right.  

    And I’ve filed claims against these various electric companies numerous times.  Probably twenty times.  There’s a free arbitration service that all of these companies have to sign up to.  I’ve won every fucking time.  You get £50 to £100 and, if applicable, they cancel whatever debt that they claim you owe.  The paltry sums that you’re awarded aren’t worth the hassle but I have time on my hands.  It’s all done online and you can file a claim over just about anything.

    Letting agents will also always try to fuck you out of your deposit and shit like this.  They’re always trying to fuck with you.  So I say, “Okay, let’s go to the arbitration service.”  Then they try to settle.  Nothing doing.  Let’s present our cases to the learned members of the panel.

    It’s no fucking problem.  I’m always happy to go to the free arbitration service for these landlord/tenant issues.  I’ve won every fucking time.  I’ve got thousands of pounds out of this.  These letting agents are complete scumbags so you can always get them on something.

    Debt collectors, same thing.  Those threatening letters are worthless.  If you think you’re owed money, file a claim in court.  

    There’s also a tv license in the UK.  If you watch tv, you’re required to have a tv license.  It costs £150 a year or something.  I used to have a license, back when I had a tv.  It’s no problem.  I didn’t mind paying.  But I haven’t had a tv in many years.  I don’t watch tv through any medium.  I watch Youtube.  I don’t need a license for that.

    So I get these threatening letters from the tv license people all the time.  Every week or so.  Ever since my tv broke so I stopped paying, which was like ten years ago.  

    They’re worthless.  Fucking file a claim in court if you think I’m supposed to pay this.  

    But here you have Lady Decade crying with her tits out, begging the horntards to give her money over this preposterous letter.  You don’t have to pay €700 for using somebody’s picture in a Youtube video.  It’s ridiculous.  No court would uphold that.  Where did they come up with the figure of €700?  

    Where would the court even be located?  Presumably, the guy sending this letter lives in mainland Europe because he’s asking for euros.  Is he going to come to England for the court case?  Because she lives in England.  He’s going to hire an English solicitor over this?  It would all cost a fortune.  And he has no case.  So he’s not going to do shit.  Anyone with a brain knows this.

    From what I’ve gathered, she actually paid this.  Somebody gave her the money.  What a moron.  

    So now anybody can just send her a threatening letter and she’ll make a video where she’s crying with her tits out and then pay you the money.  Why stop at €700?  Ask for €10,000 and a copy of Mario Kart.  Apparently, she pays.  Just come up with some bullshit and send the letter out.  Total idiot.  How is she getting through life on a day to day basis?  

  • Finding Saban Moon: The Western World of Sailor Moon (Part 2) | Tales of the Lost – Bobdunga – Ray Mona

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L67YFwnQCQ

    Are you fucking kidding?  Two hours of this shit?  And part one was an hour and a half?  How far did I even get into the first one?  Let me check.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-western-world-of-sailor-moon_01099256865.html

    Fifteen minutes.  I had to turn it off when she kept talking about how important Sailor Moon was to LGBTQA whatever.  

    0:00 – “Way, way back in time, an influential French guy once said…”

    I’m done.  I’m done at the four second mark.  I couldn’t make it past the first sentence.

    This is fucking idiotic.  She had a picture of some statue that may or may not have even been the guy in question.  And is she doing this for comedy or to be pretentious?  I can’t figure it out.

    Let’s try to move on.

    She’s talking about how hard she works to find “lost media”.  Oh fuck.  This is brutal.  Just get a job, Bobdunga.  Or Ray Mona.

    This is so fucking pretentious.  She’s talking about this stupid Sailor Moon…whatever it is…like it’s some great treasure and she’s Indiana Jones, tirelessly scouring the internet for clues.  Talking to people who worked on…whatever this is.  

    NOBODY CARES!

    1:15 – She’s talking about how she managed to talk to “the mysterious man in red”.  This is what I’m talking about.  You’re not some fucking ace private detective looking to solve a murder from 20 years ago.  You’re an unemployed 30 year old woman who lives with your mother and harassing elderly people who worked on some shitty cartoon or video game or something many years ago.  NOBODY CARES!

    2:45 – “This is the thrilling conclusion of the Western World of Sailor Moon.”

    Uh huh.  I’m thrilled alright.  

    So what this is, from what I’ve gathered from this exhausting three minute prologue, is a live-action television show for Sailor Moon that was made 20 years ago.  Only one episode was made.  The pilot.  It wasn’t picked up for whatever reason.  

    Who cares?  Not me.  But if you found somebody who can explain what happened in the pilot, as she claims to have done, just show the interview.  Or tells us what they said.  

    We don’t need to hear about the entire research process.  You don’t have to present this like it’s the JFK movie.  We don’t care about your mysterious sources.  Just present the fucking information.  What happened in the pilot?  Why wasn’t it picked up?  Is there any footage that still exists?  Done.  Thirty minutes.  We don’t need two hours of this shit.

    Then there’s like a two minute intro and it just keeps going.  It’s music and footage of some Sailor Moon cartoon and pictures of Bobdunga looking pensive.  IT’S AWFUL!

    No.  I can’t do this.  I’ve listened to the first few sentences of “Chapter 1”.  There are 13 chapters in this video, by the way.  And it’s just fucking unwatchable.  She’s so up her own ass.  This is not an episode of the X-Files.  You’re not Special Agent Scully.  There’s no government conspiracy to cover up the existence of this stupid fucking Sailor Moon pilot.  Fuck off.  Why does she do this?  Why are people watching this?  It’s wholly unwatchable.

    Let’s check out the comments.  I did my best.  Five minutes.  I defy anybody to watch this.

    Oh, she has a new email address for members of the press.  Umm…I think that I’m the only member of the press who’s covering Bobdunga.  But she registered the “raymona.net” domain.  Why she did this, I have no idea.  There’s nothing on the site.  She just registered it so that she could have a raymona.net email address.  You know…to look professional.  For these fucking unwatchable Youtube videos.

    – “All this time and the government was just sitting on it? What’s the point of a library if people have to jump through such extraordinary hoops just to access its catalogue? It really frustrates me how much lost media isn’t actually lost, but purposely withheld”

    Oh.  So I guess that there was a government conspiracy to cover up the existence of this Sailor Moon pilot.  Or at least that’s how Ray Mona presented this.  It is fucking ridiculous.

    According to the comments, a copy of this thing was in the Library of Congress.  Super.  That’s all we needed to know.  We don’t need two hours of cloak and dagger bullshit.

    – “You deserve a Peabody Award for this.”

    Yeah.  She’s a real Chet Huntley.

    When I was a kid, I went to a school assembly.  I may have told this story before.  But a local news reporter was giving some kind of presentation.  We were in like the fourth grade or something and this was some old guy.  Probably middle aged because he’s still alive but he’s in his 70s or 80s now.  And he was like the organised crime reporter.  

    So he comes in and he lists a number of names.  And he says, “Do you know who any of these people are?”  No.  We didn’t know.  And he said, “These were once household names in this city.  Everybody knew who they were.  These were the biggest news reporters in the city.”

    We didn’t even know who this guy was.  The principal must have been friends with him or something.

    But the point was that news reporters don’t have any longevity.  Nobody is talking about old news reporters.  Nobody remembers them.  Nobody gives a shit.  

    I remember this guy’s name but only because he gave this talk.  I don’t remember him from his news broadcasts.  We didn’t watch that channel’s news in my home.  

    I don’t know how I got on to this.  Oh, the Peabody Awards.  Yeah, nobody cares about journalists.  And Ray Mona is not a fucking journalist.  She’s a mentally ill woman who made this absolutely insane three and a half hour video about a Sailor Moon pilot.  All she had to do was say, “It was in the Library of Congress.  Here’s some footage.”  Done.  Ten minutes.  We don’t need the conspiracy bullshit.

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  • Is Hokko Life The Game YOU Are Expecting? – Miss Bubbles

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTXjmMYOBfM

    I discovered this woman through a “collab” video that this woman did with Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal.  This video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6Goq5rJ3Q

    But that video is entirely unwatchable so I’m going to look at this Hokko Life video instead.  Whatever Hokko Life is.

    First, let’s talk about Miss Bubbles.  Her Twitter says that she’s a Ph.D student from Lebanon.  Here’s her Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/_missbubbles

    I’m pretty sure that she lives in the US, though because she says stuff like this:

    https://twitter.com/_missbubbles/status/1560369390079692805

    I find it hilarious when somebody knows I’m Muslim and says “OMG! You don’t look like one!”. Not sure if that’s supposed to be a compliment?😂 Or an insult? Also, tell me, how are we supposed to look like? Do we have green skin? Third eyeball, 3 legs? I’m interested

    Headscarf.  Burka.  This sort of thing.  You know…Muslim attire.  Did you really not know this, Miss Bubbles?  Many Muslim women will wear headscarves or burkas.  This is news to you?  You think it’s about green skin?  

    Now, I know that Muslim women in Lebanon don’t really wear that shit.  But most people don’t know this.  Most people don’t give a fuck about Lebanon.  Or Islam.  They’re just trying to make conversation.  If you don’t like it, get your ass back to Lebanon.

    She continues:

    Oh and yes I am Muslim. If you have a problem, the unfollow button is right there. Do me the honour. I’m Muslim and proud

    She says “honour” so maybe she doesn’t live in the US.  Maybe Canada.  Or maybe it’s just how she was taught English.  But she’s definitely either in the US or Canada.

    Anyway, nobody had a problem with her being Muslim.  They were just surprised that she didn’t have a headscarf.  No big deal.  Now they know that not all Muslims wear that stuff.  Who cares?  

    So somebody says, “I think they truly expect u to be wearing a hijab, niquab or burka”.  

    She replies: 

    They do! And if you do, they assume you are terrorist. Like how can you make people stop judging?

    Why is she so angry?  They just didn’t know that Muslim women don’t wear headscarves.  Are we expected to know every country’s customs on Muslim attire?  Oh, excuse me for not knowing about the Muslim dress norms of Lebanon.  

    Go fuck yourself.  

    More nonsense from her:

    Yeah many think I am Latina and that adds to the shock when they realize I’m Muslim. That’s fine tho. What’s not fine is saying “I don’t look like one.  

    I guess we have a style book that I am unaware of

    BURKA!  HEADSCARF!  ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?  YOU DON’T KNOW THIS?

    Send this fucking retard back to Lebanon.  America and Canada have enough morons already.  They don’t need to be importing more.

    It’s because of the brain washing that news outlets and media cause. It’s not even in the Qur’an that I am obligated to wear a hijab or nikab. It’s really upsetting that even in the 21st century, the West has this set idea about us.

    Hey…idiot.  These are cultural differences.  It’s not about the “Qur’an”.  In some countries, Muslim women wear headscarves, in some they wear burkas, and in some they don’t wear any of that shit.  But it’s not down to the individual.  Try not wearing a burka in Saudi Arabia.  “Oh, it’s my choice.  Check the Qur’an”.  Fuck you.  Put your burka on.

    She’s just exposing her own ignorance about Islam with this shit.  

    Anyway, we’ve got a video to get through.  She’s going to tell us about this farming RPG.  I can’t wait!

    0:00 – “Hello, you gorgeous human being!”

    Oh!  She likes me!  She thinks that I’m a handsome dude.  I really like this channel.  It’s making my ding dong hard.  A hot Lebanese Muslim woman wants to have sex with me.  Is that allowed in the Qur’an?  

    Oh, and she’s not a hot chick, by the way.  That’s just how she presents herself.  I’d call her “Horseface” but that name is taken.  “Horseface Jr” maybe.

    0:30 – She’s customising her character.  You can have different skin and facial features and clothes.  I wonder if a burka is an option.  

    She’s wearing half a dress, not sure if that’s allowed in the Qur’an, and she has a tattoo.  Are tattoos allowed in the Qur’an?  Let me check.

    The majority of Sunni Muslims believe tattooing is a sin, because it involves changing the natural creation of God, inflicting unnecessary pain in the process. Tattoos are classified as dirty things, which is prohibited in Islam.

    And as for Shia:

    Shia Ayatollahs Ali al-Sistani and Ali Khamenei believe there are no authoritative Islamic prohibitions on tattoos. The Quran does not mention tattoos or tattooing at all.

    Grand Ayatollah Sadiq Hussaini Shirazi ruled: “Tattoos are considered makruh (reprehensible but not forbidden). However, it is not permissible to have Quranic verses, names of Ahlulbayt (a.s), drawings of Imams (a.s), Hadiths, unislamic and inappropriate images or the likes tattooed onto the body. And if the ink was the type that remains above the skin, then it would be considered prohibited. However, if it was of the type to go beneath the skin, it would be considered permissible but makruh

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_perspectives_on_tattooing#Islam

    Right there on Wikipedia.  Is she Shia or Sunni?  If she’s Sunni, it seems seem to be definitely not allowed.  If she’s Shia, it’s just greatly frowned upon.  

    Of course, we wouldn’t even know that she had a tattoo if she was dressed appropriately.  Where’s her burka?  

    Holy shit.  She has a lot of tattoos.  I thought it was just something small on her upper arm.  No.  She has something massive on her lower forearm as well.  

    What kind of Muslim is this?  Not a good one, I’ll tell you that.  I’m no expert on Islam but this isn’t it.  Conning horntards?  Not allowed according to the Qur’an.  

    2:45 – She makes an annoying half-joke about pressing the “like” button.  This is the world’s worst Muslim.  Well…I shouldn’t say that.  There are some real contenders out there.  

    I made it to four minutes.  She’s annoying.  Too many stupid sound effects and “comedy”.  This woman is about as funny as the corpse of Osama Bin Laden, who was allegedly dumped into the ocean for some unexplained reason.  

    Comments.

    – “Hi, can you please play my game American Christmas, on steam? I think you’ll really like it!”

    She replies, “Please use my email for business inquiries. It’s in my description box”

    She wants to get paid.  This wasn’t a business enquiry.  This is a horntard who made a game and would like you to play it.  He thinks that you’ll like it.  

    Pay me.  What does the Qur’an have to say about greed?  What does the Qur’an have to say about begging?

    Muslims are warned in the Quran to be on guard against greed. A Muslim should not save and hoard great sums of money, but should distribute it to those who are in need of it.

    https://www.zakat.org/five-essential-islamic-teachings-on-wealth

    Here’s a quote right from the Qur’an itself:

    92:8–16 But as for him who is stingy and complacent. And denies goodness. We will ease his way towards difficulty.. And his money will not avail him when he plummets…I have warned you of a Fierce Blaze. None will burn in it except the very wicked.

    That Allah was really on to something. 

    – “Your top is really pretty. :)”

    And she replies with “thank you”.

    I hear you loud and clear.  Boobies.

    Anyway, this seems to be what she does.  She makes videos on Harvest Moon type games.  Farming simulators.  While wearing half a top.  Whoop dee doo.

  • Penny Arcade's Insane Hiring Practices

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4z_M3gazQM

    About fifteen years ago, Penny Arcade was looking for an artist to assist them with graphics on the site.  Or something.  So they decided to film the job interviews for a series of videos.

    Robert Khoo is the accountant or something for Penny Arcade but he’s also like the manager.  He seems to be the person in charge of the company, even above the two guys who make the comics (Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik).

     0:45 – There were 1000 applicants.  They narrowed it down to 12.  They conducted phone interviews.  And now they’re down to three applicants: Erika Greco, Lexxy Douglas, and Matthew Potter.  Matthew is the star of this thing.  He gets shafted hard.

    1:00 – Here’s Lexy.  She talks about stuff.

    1:15 – Here’s Matthew.  He says some shit.

    1:45 – Here’s Erika Greco.  She’s a fat chick with facial piercings.  She likewise has stuff to say.

    2:00 – Mike says, “We’re trying to ascertain their sense of humour and how they would interact socially.”

    Indeed.  That’s the entire point of this.  This is the most shameful job interview I’ve ever seen.

    They’re applying for an artist job.  Nowhere, in this entire two part video, do we get a look at their portfolios.  This is entirely about personality.  And they’re open about it.  They don’t see any problem with this.

    2:15 – Robert Khoo says, “It will be a lot of, ‘How well will you fit here?’”

    2:30 – Footage of Matt playing ping pong at the company ping pong table.  Very important for job interviews.  “How well does this guy play table tennis?”  But this is what they’re doing.  They’re looking for somebody fun to have around the office.  They don’t give a fuck about their art abilities.

    3:00 – There are like 10 Penny Arcade employees interviewing each candidate.  How ridiculous is this?  Ten people interviewing you at the same time?  And they’re doing those ink blot tests that I’m pretty sure have long since been discredited.  In any event, this pseudo-psychological bullshit is totally inappropriate at  a job interview.  Skills and experience, you fucking faggots.  Try asking about that.

    3:30 – Mike and Jerry both complain that Matt isn’t a funny guy.  He was serious.  Wasn’t a jokester.  

    Well, he is at a fucking job interview.  

    4:00 – Now Matt is being interviewed by Mike.  Mike says, “Let’s say that Jerry tells you to shove the recycling up your asshole.”  Matt doesn’t have a reply to this insane, homosexual remark.  Then Jerry says, “That’s tomorrow.  We’ll see how much we can cram up their asses.”

    What does any of this…the guy is there for a job interview.  

    They uploaded these videos and didn’t see any problem with any of this.  Sexual harassment?  Would they ask that question to a woman?  Maybe they would.  I don’t know.  These people seem to have no idea how to behave.  But this question is obviously inappropriate for anyone.

    5:15 – Some employee says, “Did Erika show you anything at lunch?”  Mike says, “She told the most racist joke I have ever heard.”

    She’s hired!  Spoiler: I’m not joking.  This fat chick with the face piercings who told a racist joke got the job.  

    Then Mike tells the joke.  Everybody in the room is white, unless Robert Khoo is also there.  He’s Asian.  Nobody has a problem with any of this.  We don’t hear the joke.  That gets cut out.

    5:45 – Then there’s footage of Erika telling this joke.  The question was, “Can you tell us a joke” and she says, “The first joke I think of is so racist.”

    First of all, why is this an interview question?  Secondly, why would anybody tell a fucking racist joke at a job interview?  Thirdly, why would you hire such a person?

    She says that her “Republican Louisiana friends” told her this joke.  She’s from Missouri, I thought, but she’s from the South in any event.  Is this how you want to portray the South?  Maybe it’s accurate.  I don’t know.  I’ve never been there.  The stereotypes about how they’re all backwoods, racist hillbillies put me off ever wanting to go.  And she’s not dispelling any of these myths, if indeed they are myths.

    Then she tells the joke, it’s bleeped out, and everybody laughs hysterically.  At “the most racist joke” that Mike has ever heard.

    Then we cut to when Mike re-told the joke to all of these white people who work at Penny Arcade and they’re all laughing hysterically.

    Here’s part 2:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPPj9X4IHdU

    0:00 – 

    Matt: So when are you guys going to decide?  Is it tomorrow’s big pow wow?  Or is it — 

    Robert Khoo: We’ll probably decide by the end of this week.  The option of not hiring anyone has also been discussed.

    So now here’s the guy in charge of this whole thing, at the end of all of this bullshit, saying, “Oh, maybe we won’t hire anybody.”

    They’re here to get a job.  It’s very hard for artists to find jobs.  That’s why they agreed to do this humiliating shit.  Appear on camera for these disgusting job interviews.  They’re desperate. 

    I remember at the time, Mike would regularly say that he was looking for a friend with this thing.  He was looking to pay somebody to be his friend.  That’s what this whole interview was about.  

    This is how they treat prospective employees at Penny Arcade.  “Can I stick the recycling bin up your anus?  You’re not fun.  Be more fun.”  What about art?  Are any of these people good at art?  We don’t know.  Nobody seems to care.

    There should have been a lawsuit over this.  You can’t fucking treat job applicants like this.  What does any of this have to do with the job?  Why are we bowling with this weird faggot?  

    Mike might be looking for a friend but these people are looking for a job.  If you want a friend, put your leather chaps on and go to the local gay bar and see who’s interested.  

    Let’s continue the video.

    0:30 – Footage of the job applicants bowling.  You know…because they’re looking for a job.  This is what you have to do if you want to get a job at Penny Arcade.  

    Were these people even paid for any of this?  I really doubt it.  So they got NOTHING for it.  Worse than nothing.  They got humiliated for the whole world to see.

    0:45 – Now Mike and Jerry are in their office and being asked how the bowling went.  WHO GIVES A SHIT?  You’re looking for an EMPLOYEE.  Somebody who can make a fucking web comic.  What does bowling have to do with anything?

    “Did it reveal their character that you were expecting?”

    WHO GIVE A SHIT?  They released these videos and thought that this was all a good idea.  

    So Jerry says that the bowling was a waste of time and they didn’t get “good data”.  How much time do you have to spend with a person before you decide to give them a job?  Most job interviews are like 10 to 15 minutes and then after that, the person will say, “Okay, I’ll give him the job” or “Okay, I’m not going to give him the job.”  Ten to fifteen minutes.  You don’t need to go bowling and play ping pong and have a series of pseudo-psychological tests and recreate Make Me Laugh.  Just ask fucking questions.  RELEVANT questions about their skills and experience.

    1:00 – So now they’re playing Pictionary.  This is all to find out who’s the most fun to have around the office.  That’s what they’re trying to determine with all of this.  That’s the whole point of the show.  Who’s the most fun?  Who does Mike want as his new friend?

    2:00 – So now Robert Khoo shows the three job applicants the Penny Arcade website and says, “What is wrong with this site?”  It’s some stupid pseudo-psychological bullshit that bad job interviewers do.

    Then some guy who works there says to Robert Khoo, “I wonder if they’ll still want to work here after being asked these questions.”

    He’s right.  This is not REMOTELY how you treat job applicants.  

    Robert Khoo says, “That’s going to be my last question.  Do you still want to work here?  Because we just beat the shit out of you.”

    Why did nobody say anything?  That fat employee is expressing discomfort at all of this but maybe he should have done more.  Maybe somebody should have explained that this is all insane.  You can’t treat job applicants like this.

    So now it’s Robert Khoo interviewing Matt.  Matt is an awkward guy.  He’s been awkward the entire time.  But who gives a shit?  He’s applying for a job as an artist.  Not a Walmart greeter.  

    Robert Khoo says, “I want to know why, in the next ten minutes, why you’re better than those two girls out there.”

    Here’s what I’d say.  “Here’s my art portfolio.  Has anybody even looked at it?  All we’ve done is gone bowling and played Pictionary and somebody asked to put things in my ass.  I don’t like any of that stuff.  I like drawing.  Look at my fucking comics and make a decision, you self-aggrandising piece of shit.”

    But Matt says, “I feel like I do good work.  And when I do open up, I’ll be a friendly, funny guy around the office.”  Then they cut to Robert Khoo rolling his eyes.

    This is what they’re looking for.  Somebody fun to have around the office.  And this guy knows it.  Everybody knows it.  That’s the whole premise of the videos.  Find a friend for this weirdo Mike Krahulik.

    Then Matt is asked if he has any questions for them and his question is, “What should I do to improve myself”.  Something along these lines.  He’s talking about his art portfolio.  He mentions the art portfolio.  And Robert Khoo just gives a random, pseudo-philosophical answer about working harder.  “Confucius say sacrifice your social life.”  

    How does that help?  He was asking specifically about his art.  Is he bad at drawing hands?  That’s the sort of thing he was asking about.  

    They didn’t even look at his fucking portfolio.  Or anyone’s portfolio.

    4:00 – Then Robert Khoo is an asshole to Lexy.

    5:15 – Now he’s interviewing Erika .  She’s the fat, racist chick with the face piercings.  

    7:30 – It’s revealed that Erika gets the job.  Based on what?  Bowling ability?  Racist jokes?  I’m telling you that NOT ONCE do we see ANYBODY’S art.  This was just a fucking popularity contest.

    8:00 – Robert Khoo is saying that he’s been talking with the people who didn’t get the jobs because he wants them to understand, “That it wasn’t anything personal.”

    IT WAS ENTIRELY PERSONAL!  They made a decision on who to hire based on personality.  Who’s the most fun to have around the office?  And apparently, their idea of a good time is hardcore racism

    So that’s the end.  What happened to Erika?

    Well, she proposed to her boyfriend shortly after she got the job.  This was in 2010 at PAX.  That’s the nerd convention that Penny Arcade ran or maybe still runs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBSf9L2oDM

    Oh, great.  Happy ending.

    Well…then a little while later, she became a man.  And then she quit I think partly because Mike Krahulik tweeted some stuff suggesting that he doesn’t much care for ladyboys.  

    Oh, she became Gavin Greco.  Here’s his/her Instagram.

    https://www.instagram.com/gavgreco/?hl=en

    That’s some beard.  I can’t grow a beard.  Does that mean that I’m not a man?  No, I’m pretty sure that I’m still a man.  Some men are just hairier than others.  

    She got a bunch of tattoos and has pictures of her with her shirt off.  This is all her trying to be a man.  But again, I don’t have tattoos and I hate taking my shirt off.  Still a man, though.  Reason being: Y chromosome.

    And she is with some HELLA ugly people in these pictures.  When you’re a woman with a beard, you tend not to attract the hottest people.  This is circus freak show shit.  And it was entirely of her own making.

    There was no reason why she couldn’t continue to be an ugly woman.  She chose to become a freakishly ugly man/woman.

    And she/he gives his/her job as “designer”.  Uh huh.  So the Penny Arcade gang seemed to pick the wrong person.  Maybe don’t hire the freak who tells a racist joke at a job interview.

    What about Matthew Potter?  What is he up to these days?  

    I don’t know.  His name is too common.  I’ll just assume that he’s doing a job that he enjoys and nobody is asking him if he wants to put things up his anus.  

    Oh, this is possibly him:

    https://matthewpotterart.com/about/

    He does portraits.  No mention of him being a ladyboy.  I’m thinking that he would have been the better choice.  But that’s just me.  I think that companies should look for somebody who’s good at the job as opposed to somebody who’s going to tickle our ribs with racist comedy.

    Somebody in the comments to the first video says, “Man times have changed. Erika would probably by crucified for even thinking a racist joke was funny now days. She’s probably been canceled already.”

    No, saying a racist joke at a job interview was outrageous even in 2009.  I remember because in 2009, I was writing on the Penny Arcade forums about how disgusting this job interview was, how they gave the job to a woman who told a racist joke, and that Matthew was the right candidate.  At no time in my life has it been appropriate to tell a racist joke at a job interview.  Not in the 2000s, not in the 1990s, not in the 1980s, not in the 1970s.  

    In the 1960s…maybe it would fly then.  But I’m just speculating.

    But I wrote on the forums about how terrible this job interview was.  It was just a popularity contest.  And everybody dogpiled on me.  “No.  It’s important to find an appropriate fit in a workplace.  That’s the most important thing.  Who cares about skills and experience?”

    Those fucking morons on the forum would always just agree with whatever the degenerates who make the comic would say or do.  There was no critical thinking.  

    But Robert Khoo made a later video referencing my posts.  Because I presented cogent arguments like an intelligent person is wont to do.  I didn’t just blindly follow what the creators of the comic said.

    And Robert Khoo said, yeah, maybe this guy has a point.  It was just about personality.  Maybe we should have focused more on skills and experience.  

    Mike Krahulik also weighed in.  He suggested that I’m an idiot and that I would never get a job at Penny Arcade.

    Robert Khoo left the company in like 2011.  According to his Twitter, he hasn’t had a job since.

    In 2013, there was something of a scandal over a Penny Arcade job advertisement.  It suggested that you were going to be grossly overworked and grossly underpaid.

    We are quite literally looking for a person that can do four jobs.

    – You should have no problems working in a creative and potentially offensive environment.

    We’re terrible at work-life balance. Although work is pretty much your life, we do our absolute best to make sure that work is as awesome as possible so you at least enjoy each and every day here.

    – Annual Salary: Negotiable, but you should know up front we’re not a terribly money-motivated group. We’re more likely to spend less money on salary and invest that on making your day-to-day life at work better.  

    https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/penny-arcade-job-available-one-year-on-from-the-kickstarter-another-controversy.709898/

    So it’s like 15 years later and I’ve never even considered applying for a job at Penny Arcade.  Mike Krahulik can take his disgusting job interviews, his fondness for racist jokes, his low paying jobs, and his complete disregard for employees, and shove them right up his ass along with the recycling bin.  And that fat fuck Jerry can watch.

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  • TMNT 2 on Edibles is WEIRD – Newt Wallen

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mENTaCH4qs

    It’s Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen and PVC Bondage Girl.  They’re in Newt’s kitchen again.  It must be a different day from the previous video, though, because PVC Bondage Girl has her full god awful makeup on.  Who is telling her that this looks good?  

    0:00 – There’s a weird filter…like you’re watching this through a camcorder’s…I don’t even know what this is replicating.  

    0:15 – Then after a few seconds of talking, it just abruptly ends and some title screen appears.  What is this?

    “So I was given an edible.”

    Then PVC Bondage Girl starts laughing.

    Newt continues, “That I did not expect to be as powerful as it was.”

    PVC Bondage Girl obviously gave Newt the edible.  Newt has said before that he’s never done drugs.  Why would he start now as a 40 year old man?  With this 25 year old woman in his kitchen?  This is fucking pathetic.  

    Then PVC Bondage Girl says that the edible wasn’t from her.  Then who was it?  Why would Newt suddenly start taking edibles as a 40 year old man?  

    I’d get it if he’s trying to get something going with PVC Bondage Girl and PVC Bondage Girl is a drug addict (which she quite possibly is).  But otherwise…why start?  It’s not explained.  Just somebody gave The Ideas Man an edible, we don’t know who, and here’s a review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.  

    0:30 – Then Newt called PVC Bondage Girl and said, “I don’t know what you’re doing but you need to get over here so we can talk about a movie.”

    Newt really seems to have a close relationship with PVC Bondage Girl.  She’s at his home at 4:00 in the morning.  She’s making videos with him even though she hasn’t worked for him in three years.  

    Doesn’t Newt know that PVC Bondage Girl has a girlfriend?  Why is PVC Bondage Girl going along with any of this?  Why is she encouraging him?  

    If PVC Bondage Girl ISN’T interested in The Ideas Man in any kind of “romantic” way, she’s really giving off the wrong signals.  

    1:00 – PVC Bondage Girl says, “Yesterday, I was hanging out at work because my work is fun.”  Then Newt smiles and nods to the camera.

    What are we supposed to get out of this?  Where does PVC Bondage Girl work?  Newt seems to be suggesting that it’s somewhere sleazy.  Maybe it’s just a movie theatre.  Who knows?

    Well, she says that she was playing a TMNT arcade game at work.  So…probably not a strip club or something.  That’s more of a movie theatre kind of thing.

    1:45 – She just doxxed her own father.  I don’t think that her father wants his full name being revealed.  This is a professional man from all accounts.  He’s a veterinarian.  He doesn’t want people to know that PVC Bondage Girl is his daughter.

    2:15 – “I know that there’s a chick with them named April with big tits.”

    That was actually a PVC Bondage Girl comment.  You might expect this sort of thing from Newt.  But no.  It’s PVC Bondage Girl talking about how she doesn’t know anything about TMNT.

    2:45 – Then Newt says that there’s a porn star named April O’Neil.

    Why would he say this?  It’s just fucking endless.

    3:30 – PVC Bondage Girl was cutting a brownie, or something, just a regular brownie according to her, and then she licks every single one of her fingers.  How was she cutting this thing?  I can see MAYBE licking the fingers on one hand.  The hand that was touching the brownie.  But the other hand was holding the knife.  How does the the knife-holding hand get brownie on it?  

    In any event, does PVC Bondage Girl know that she’s being filmed?  If so, maybe keep your fucking fingers out of your mouth.

    Oh, and PVC Bondage Girl is wearing a dog collar and…just some black sleeveless top.  

    I’m at five minutes.  Newt is summarising the movie and PVC Bondage Girl is eating something.  A brownie, I guess.  With a fork and knife.  Why…let’s ignore the fact that she’s using a fork and knife to eat a brownie.  WHY IS SHE EATING AT ALL?  Put the fucking fork down for 20 minutes so you can do a fucking movie review in Newt’s kitchen.

    Upon closer inspection of what PVC Bondage Girl is shovelling in her mouth, it’s not a brownie.  Why is she eating?  It’s distracting.  And gross.  And she’s clearly not paying attention to what Newt is saying.  Newt knows all of this, and suggested in a not terribly subtle way that she shouldn’t be eating.  But she’s eating.

    6:15 – PVC Bondage Girl doesn’t understand why somebody in the movie is delivering pizza on a motorcycle.

    Here’s an example of where getting out of rural Pennsylvania can enrich your life.  In major cities like London or presumably New York, pizza is delivered by motorcycle or scooter or something.  There’s a lot of traffic, it’s faster to do it this way.  I don’t know.  It’s just how it is.  

    There’s no reason why PVC Bondage Girl can’t take a trip to New York.  Maybe order a pizza.  See how things are done in other parts of the world.

    I’m reading the comments because this is boring as fuck.  Somebody says, “wtf is mets eating”.  Newt replies, “Melted ice cream sandwich”

    Yeah.  It’s annoying.  And gross.  And rude.

    By the way, it just dawned on me that PVC Bondage Girl HASN’T EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE!  She’s just there to eat.  She’s there to eat while Newt talks about the movie.  What the fuck is the point of this?

    Newt is intersplicing clips from the movie into this, by the way.  He’s really upped the production value here.

    18:45 – Newt starts talking about how amazing Eastman and Laird (or whoever), the creators of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are.  They didn’t have a company, they just wanted to make a comic book, et cetera.

    Yeah.  Here’s the difference between those two guys and Newt Wallen: those guys had an original idea.  They didn’t just look for a public domain idea and rip it off.

    21:15 – Newt teases a story he could tell about Screenwave but…doesn’t.  I don’t even know what’s going on.  I’m just waiting for the video to end.

    22:30 – Newt says that he’s going to take more edibles next time and watch the third TMNT movie.  Please don’t.  

    23:00 – Then Newt whispers that Dyke-alengelo should be PVC Bondage Girl’s ninja turtle name.  She then says this out loud.  Then the camera falls over and a “technical problems” screen appears.

    Newt seems to think that he has all of these great parody names.  Dyke-alengelo, for example.  And the way he “makes movies” is to come up with a stupid pun title first and then he shits out a script in two days.  

    No.  Newt.  Listen.  You have no talent for this.  I’m sorry.  You’re not funny and you can’t fucking write.  You have ZERO ideas.  That’s another big problem, Mr Ideas Man.  

    I’m sure that Newt has talents maybe it’s even something that he can make money from but writing and making movies are not among them.  At all.  These are the last things that he should be doing.   

    “Dyke-alengelo” is not funny.  It’s stupid.  It’s childish.  It’s something that a ten year old would come up with.  And all of his ideas are like this.  Why doesn’t he get it?  Why is nobody telling him to stop this fucking idiotic bullshit before you completely ruin your life?  There is absolutely no chance of Newt EVER making ANY money from his fucking retarded, plagiarised movie ideas.     

    And as for this video, it might be the worst video that Newt ever made.  And that’s no small achievement.  

    The very concept didn’t make sense.  PVC Bondage Girl hasn’t even seen the movie.  She’s just there…for what?  To eat?  She contributed NOTHING.  How could she?  Didn’t see the movie.

    And the edibles didn’t add anything to this.  This was just Newt summarising the fucking movie.  Same way he does when not impaired.  And constant sexual comments to PVC Bondage Girl, which, again, he does whether he’s sober or otherwise.

    Another baffling move by The Ideas Man.  Just get a job.  All of your problems will be solved.

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