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Retro Ali is Back Making Videos!
Well…kind of. She’s doing “shorts”. And she’s doing it as her anime girl avatar. Because she gained 50 pounds and can no longer bring herself to appear on screen.
I haven’t talked about Retro Ali in a while. Her thing was “reaction” videos where she would “react” to mundande things by screaming and doing an o-face like a chimp. Obviously exaggerated. Obviously just an attempt to pull in horntards.
She’s doing the exact same thing now but with her anime avatar. Are you fucking kidding me? Does she honestly think that this is going to work?
So what happens in this video, please do not watch it, is you see Ali’s fat hands going through a newly-opened deck of Pokemon cards. And her anime avatar is at the top of the screen.
She reaches a card that she wants and she starts screaming like a fucking baboon. And the anime character’s face changes slightly because the anime character is vaguely linked to Ali’s actual facial expressions (which she refuses to show because she’s now overweight).
We’re supposed to jerk off to this? To a cartoon girl opening her eyes slightly? THIS is going to change the world of erotica?
It’s the dumbest fucking thing in the universe. I HATED Retro Ali’s videos. Every fucking video was the same. She’s watching “Nintendo Direct” or something and will make stupid, exagerated faces like she’s getting fucked in the ass by Electabuzz.
And the retards in the comments would say, “Yeah! You looked really cute when you made the o-face! I came twice!”
It’s completely insulting to even a retard’s intelligence. Why is she so invested in these stupid commercials? Take a fucking Valium. I have NEVER been as excited about ANYTHING as Retro Ali was these fucking COMMERCIALS.
So she’s taking that same “winning” formula and applying to to her anime character. This is never going to work, Ali. Just go on a fucking diet. It’s not that hard.
I was watching Mike stream some Ninja Turtles hack for five hours recently. Somebody in the chat suggested that he get in on this anime girl avatar action. Mike declined and said that the only people who do that are people who are afraid to get on camera.
That’s clearly what it is. Retro Ali gained 50 pounds and suddenly doesn’t appear on camera any more. It’s this stupid fucking anime girl.
I can’t understand the audience for this. She has a boring as fucking personality too so it can’t be that. You want to watch a boring anime girl screaming like a jackass over mundane stuff? Why? Who’s doing that? Who has this fetish?
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The Complete Bullshit of Corona Virus aka Covid
I was reading the above blog article recently from October 2020. In it, Super Retro Gal aka Super Video Game Gal aka Super Awkward Gal talked about losing her job at Disney (due to covid layoffs) and she wears a mask throughout the entire video, even when she’s in the car with nobody else inside other than her dog.
When was the first lockdown? March 2020. So this was seven months into this completely despicable more or less global “lockdown” over a fucking cold.
March 2020 to July 2021. And then for months after that, they continued with the fearmongering. Oh, there’s a new strain of covid that’s deadlier than all the other ones put together. Now there’s another one that’s even more deadly. Now monkey pox is back. Not even joking. Remember when monkey pox was back in the news?
What happened to all of this? What happened to all of the people who said that people who don’t get the vaccine should be put in prison? What happened to the media for hyping this bullshit? What happened to the politicians for implementing this insane bullshit? Why did virtually every government in the world march in lockstep on this? For a cold?
It was all just forgotten. All of those people who lost their jobs. All of those small and medium businesses who went out of business. All of those students who are now years behind in their education. Oopsie. It was nothing. Hehe. That’s why pencils have erasers.
Massive profits for Amazon and big business and politicians and their cronies, though. That’s what this was about. And if they could still get away with it, we’d still be in lockdown. But we’re sick of this fucking bullshit. Enough people were seeing through the lies. Omicron. Delta. Omega. I don’t give a fuck. Go through the entire Greek alphabet. This doesn’t impress me.
If you really search the news, you’ll see that covid is still around and as deadly as ever. If this is true, why is nobody talking about it? Why have the vaccines stopped? Why has all research seemingly ended? Why aren’t we all wearing masks? Why aren’t we still social distancing?
How come nobody as the grocery store is saying that I can’t get three cans of Pringles any more? “I’ll let you slide this time but remember, there’s a limit of two items per customer.” “Oh, thank you so much, Mr Cashier Man. You’re really doing your part to save us all.”
Or what about the cashier who chastised me for being three feet away from the person in front of me instead of the requisite six? She really saved the planet that day.
I intentionally wore a ridiculous, useless “mask”. Because there were no requirements for what you had to wear. You just had to wear SOMETHING over your face. It could be made of anything. So I got some kind of…neck gaiter, I guess it’s called? One of these things:
Cost £3. Did nothing. None of these masks that anyone wore did anything. But it got people to shut the fuck up with their bullshit rules that made no fucking sense.
I was at work, towards the end of these ridiculous restrictions, “Oh, can everybody put their masks on?” Really? You think this £3 “neck gaiter” is going to save you from this deadly virus that’s killing everyone? You have a lot of confidence in this thin piece of porous cotton.
Then it just ended and we don’t hear anything about it.
Is anybody going to admit that they were wrong? Because clearly people were wrong. If covid is this deadly thing that required shutting the world down and it’s still with us, as deadly as ever, why is nothing being done any more?
These lunatics who were saying that people who don’t the vaccine should be round up and shot, where are they now? Have any of them reflected on that and realised that they were swept up in hysteria? Do they want to apologise for their behaviour now?
People now recognise the hysteria that surrounded 9/11 and the destructive legislation that was pushed through and the immoral war that resulted. When are we going to get apologies over the insane reaction to covid?
Not that it matters. None of this was an accident. The people at the top orchestrated all of this, whether we’re talking about the erosion of human rights and the war for oil with 9/11 or the profiteering and class warfare against the 99% with covid.
But I’m talking about the average person. The person who bought this insane bullshit that was hyped by the Jewish media. How could anybody be stupid enough to believe any of that utter nonsense? We’re supposed to be afraid an illness that has flu-like symptoms and a flu-like death rate? And staying six feet away from everyone and wearing a flimsy piece of cloth is going to protect you from that? You didn’t finish the biology chapter in your fourth grade science class?
You couldn’t travel anywhere. You couldn’t work. For fucking this. And these cretins bought it and turned against people who didn’t buy it. And wished death on them. And made it a political issue.
Erin told us to check in our elderly neighbours to see if they need anything at the shop. Why? They can go to the shops, Erin. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
James Rolfe ceased all production and lived like Howard Hughes in his later years.
Pam aka CannotBeTamed boasted on Twitter every time she got a vaccine and encouraged you, the reader, to be responsible and do likewise.
When are these people going to admit that they were wrong and apologise?
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PVC Bondage Guy Uses a Chequebook
We’ve reached rock bottom. I’m talking about PVC Bondage Guy using a chequebook. By the way, I know it’s “checkbook” in the US. And “cheque” is one of the gayer British spellings. Nothing beats “tyre” for “tire”, though. So just bear with me while I use “cheque”. We all what I’m talking about.
19:00 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she carries her chequebook with her.
I’m trying to think of the last time that I’ve used a cheque. I used to get them in the UK for my first few yeras of living here, I guess. This would have been like 2005 to 2007. But it’s been a very long time since I’ve had one. I don’t even know if it’s an option to get them any more. I don’t remember ever using them but I had the actual book.
In the US, I remember they would show you a book of all the different pretty cheque designs you can order. Cheques with flowers on them or birds or rainbows or whatever. As a man, I just went with the regular blue cheques. But I don’t remember ever writing a cheque anywhere for anything.
Rent? Yeah, I must have used cheques for rent, I guess. I wasn’t giving cash. And there was no way to pay with credit cards. The landlord was just the woman who lived downstairs.
Oh, the taekwondo classes were paid for with cheque but that was my mother paying. She used cheques a lot. Even for buying groceries and whatnot.
Anyway, it’s been at least 20 years since I’ve used a cheque. What the fuck. Everybody has a debit card.
Although, saying all of this, some people do pay me by cheque for jobs that I do. It’s so fucking old-fashioned, though. They have my fucking bank details. They can easily transfer the money. No, let’s post a cheque like a caveman.
But I think that the US is considerably lagging the UK in terms of banking services. I mean, we can see an example right here. PVC Bondage Guy, a hip young man, is still using fucking cheques. If the facilities existed to do an online bank transfer or use a debit card, surely she would do that.
19:30 – Newt says that he had a landlord, I think fairly recently, who insisted on payment by cheque and wouldn’t even allow him to post it. And this landlord lived two and a half hours away. Who the fuck would do this?
Well, not scumbag Newt. He’d send his employees, who worked in a movie theatre, to go visit his landlord.
This all demonstrates the medieval landlord/tenant situation that still exists in the US, the employment situation, and the banking system. Absolutely none of this shit would go on in the UK. People have rights here. People have fairly easy access to justice. If some piece of shit employer told me to do his personal errands, they’d soon find themselves before an employment tribunal.
19:45 – PVC Bondage Guy says, “I write cheques because I frequently have to deal with bureaucracy.”
She gives the example of her passport expiring soon. Right…so you transfer the money via online banking, right? Apparently not in the US. Cheques.
She gets speeding tickets. Right…cheques again? It seems so. The fucking courts don’t accept debit or credit cards? It’s unbelievable.
22:15 – PVC Bondage Guy starts talking about his bra size. Something about DD being the same as E. Umm…how am I doing down there? Oh. Totally flaccid. Well, keep trying with this desperate shit, I guess. Can we get back to the cheque talk? Maybe that would get the blood flowing.
By the way, really unflattering outfit from PVC Bondage Guy today. She doesn’t seem to get it. Sure, you can dress like a whore but it’s only going to look flattering on…let’s just say certain body types. PVC Bondage Guy needs to class it up.
And what happened to the titular PVC bondage outfits? She just moved on, I guess. Those were not flattering either but at least she was more covered up.
23:45 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she wears clothing between a “small” and a “large”. Uh huh. I mean…maybe? Maybe she’s buying a small prostitute outfit and squeezing her large frame into it. But that doesn’t mean that she’s a “small”.
Anyway, I’m done with this shit.
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Are Fake Gamers A Problem? – Lady Decade
I’m going to try to get through this video. It’s nearly twenty minutes long. Lady Decade has a painful, shrill, cut-glass accent that I don’t ever want to listen to. That’s why she’s not in the rotation. She’s nowhere near the rotation. But we have a relevant topic, it seems.
0:00 – “Oh yes. Fake gamer girl: a pejorative term that is thrown at someone at literally every female gaming content creator online who shares their passion for the hobby on the information superhighway.”
You already lost me. First of all, terrible grammar. Bear in mind that this was written out. She’s reading this. And she wrote, “Term that is thrown at someone at lierally every female gaming content creator.” Doesn’t make sense. Did I hear it wrong? I listened to this ten times. There was a word or two that I couldn’t make out nearer the beginning of the sentence but I think they weren’t important.
But secondly, I don’t think that people are insulting female “gamers” unfairly. When somebody is genuinely interested in video games, I think it’s obvious and people don’t have a problem with them. Equally, it’s obvious when somebody isn’t interested in video games and these people should rightly be called out.
Take, for example, Pam aka CannotBeTamed. She’s genuinely interested in video games. Sure, I write about her, but I don’t focus on her being a fake gamer. I focus on her being boring as shit and fucking her dog.
But Erin? Erin is a total fraud. A blind man can see it. Hence, the blog. I was so outraged by this unabashed charlatan that I made it my life’s mission to expose her.
Everyone else who I write about is just to pad things out. Erin is the only 100% fake “gamer” who I write about. Even if you look at Destiny Fomo, for example, let’s assume, rightly, that all of her games belong to her pimp. I’ve heard Madam Fomo speaking off the cuff about video games and she was speaking in a semi-knowledgeable fashion. She clearly knows at least something about video games.
Erin is a total fake.
I would never start a blog based on Pam or Retro Ali or Bobdunga or whatever. But Erin? That’s something special. That is somebody who is so transparently clueless about video games that the world has to know. It’s shockingly obvious that she knows nothing about video games. The brazenness of it all. It’s noteworthy.
By the way, I’m 30 seconds in and there are a lof “sexy” (revolting) shows of Lady Decade. For example, she “sensually” blows into a game cartridge. Then there’s a shot of her with her stocking-clad legs up on a desk playing Super Mario Bros.
Whoa. Did my pants just get tighter? No, they’re suprisingly roomy.
I’m a minute in and her argument thus far is that anyone who claims that any woman isn’t genuinely interested in video games has never had sex with a woman and smells bad. I’m not even joking. This is her thesis. It’s not even worth dignifying with a response.
3:15 – After more insults, claiming that guys who play video games are nerds and bald, she gives an example of somebody who she claims is a legitimate fake “gamer”: Fit Aitana. It’s an AI…thing. That’s what this video is about. She’s going to talk about AI.
The good news is that I can stop the video here. I don’t have to listen to this woman for one more second.
You know how you’re not going to grow a channel? With these clickbait titles. Nobody likes to feel like they’ve been taken advantage of. You go to a video expecting one thing and it’s something else, are you going to go back to that channel or are you going to make use of Youtube’s fairly recent but useful “block channel” feature?
I’m looking at the comments. Most of them are about fake gamers as in human beings. Very few people are talking about AI, which was the subject of the video. So either these people didn’t watch the video or they just don’t give a fuck about the topic.”
- “When I hear someone call a woamn fake gamer girl I automatically think the speaker is a POS projecting. They are looking frot he attention. If there are fake gamer girls? Who the fuck cares.”
There’s a well-reasoned argument.
- “Guys should just date other guys at this point”
Somebody from that sub-reddit posted, I guess.
- “I never understood why anyone would fall for these grifters. But then, I get the feeling that to do so would require having an IQ on par with that of a jar of mayonnaise.”
The people going to Erin’s channel, for example, are literally retarded. So you’re right. But should retards be taken advantage of?
- “as a female gamer, I can safely say that pretending to be interested in any hobby isnt healthy. not just gaming in particular, but really any hobby. if youre genuinely not interested in something, theres no reason to pretend to be interested in it for social acceptance or something. its simply not healthy”
- “If you’re not a fake Gamer girl, then don’t worry about what some trolls have to say. Guys are on the attack because fake nerd girls are a serious problem in general. Those fake nerds are sexual predators that prey on lonely nerds (many of which are autistic and don’t know any better) to get their wallets. And now that all producers of nerd products pander to females- all of the products suck and us real fans have been pushed out of our communities and hobbies. Star Wars, for example, is dead now thanks to that shit.”
So anyway, I went to the dentist today. It’s a Muslim woman. She’s from the Middle East. My previous dentist was a Scottish guy, and he was good, but then he brought this woman in and just pawned me off to her. I could have refused and insisted that I still go to this guy but I didn’t want to look like I was racist or sexist or anti-Muslim. Plus, fuck that guy for pawning me off like that.
She did a filling six months ago. And then it was really painful when I would eat. So I went back and she lowered the filling. Things were a lot better but there was still sometimes pain when eating.
Last week, I went for my six month checkup. Everything was fine. Don’t need any work done. But I told her that I still have some pain when eating. So she lowered the filling again.
Things are better but still not 100%. So I went today for the scaling and polishing. She asked how the filling is and I said it’s better but I still sometimes have this pain. I told her that I don’t want anything done to it any more, though. I’m thinking maybe it will get better, maybe I only notice it when I’m thinking about it, whatever.
So she looked at the tooth. She said it’s fine. Okay. Then they did the cleaning.
Afterwards, she said, “Would you like to still see me?” I was confused and said yeah. She starts saying, “If you’ve lost your trust in me, we have other dentists in the surgery who you can see. It’s not a problem. I don’t take it personally.” No. Whatever.
Frankly, I don’t think that she is very good. But what am I going to do? It’s difficult to find a dentist in this country. There are a lot of really shitty ones out there. I’ve been to them. So it’s a crapshoot. This place is at least semi-professional. There’s no weird shit going on. Nobody is trying to upsell you. Nobody is conning you. Nobody is talking about what a piece of shit you are for not flossing.
What you want to find is an old man. That’s the ideal dentist. 55+ year old male. There should be a way to search for dentists by age and gender.
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Destiny Fomo Bought a House
“Sorry I haven’t been around much, I went out for Starbucks and ended up buying a house lol I just picked up the keys a few days ago and have been trying to get my game room set up. Game Room V.31 on the way.”
I…guess that she bought a house. She says that she did, anyway. But that game shelf looks like her previous game shelf. It could be anywhere. Do you maybe want to show the house?
“No, I’ll just take a picture of me smelling my armpit. Thanks anyway.”
And as usual with Whore Fomo, it’s just cryptic bullshit. She went to Starbucks and she bought a house. Yeah, that’s how it works.
She’s always light on the details because this is all the proceeds of crime. She’s a prostitute. She’s living with her pimp TuanX. It’s TuanX’s house. TuanX moved.
I wonder what the horntards actually think about all of this cryptic bullshit that she says. Do they question any of it? Do they not wonder where she seems to be getting all of this money? Because she never talks about a job.
No. They just blindly congratulate her. “Congratulations on somehow acquiring a house. At least I guess it’s a new house. The shelves look remarkably like your old shelves.”
- “grats on the house glad your hard work paid off and you got what u were hopeing for cant wait to see how much work you put into the house my friend its been great seening the journey you took to get where you are now”
So there’s a guy who’s congratulating her on her “hard work”. WHAT HARD WORK? Does he think that her Twitch streams where she goes to the gym with some other whore are paying for any of this? How are these people rationalising how she’s able to afford all of this shit?
- “Bruh life gains”
Whore Fomo says, “debt gains lol”
Which bank is giving mortgages to prostitutes? Aren’t they a high-risk category? “I’d like a 30 year mortgage, please. Occupation? Prostitute.”
She’ll be 60 years old and still selling that foul-smelling pussy. And if it smells foul now, how foul is it going to be smelling 30 years from now?
Oh, and this is game room “V.31”. So…this is an alpha build? I don’t think she understands what version numbers mean. Presumably, this is the third room so it would be 3.0 or…for whatever reason she wants to say 3.1. But “V.31”? No. And you’d put the fucking “0” in front anyway. “0.31.” And the “V” isn’t capitalised.
What a fucking dope. But you know who’s even dumber? The fucking idiot banker who gave a prostitute a mortgage. And every single person who left a comment.
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My best playthrough of Castlevania on NES so far – Erin Plays
What in the blue hell is this? Bitch Duo, somebody who is always in Mike’s streams every time that Mike needs somebody to do the bitch work for him in multiplayer games, somebody who designed all of the emotes for Mike and Erin (for free, I assume) has made this abortion of a tv…border thing for the game.
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT THIS? WHY MAKE THE SCREEN ANY SMALLER THAN IT ALREADY IS?
For fucking this? This stupid fucking tv screen?
It’s like in those games that give you the option to have a border around the screen. I can’t think of any examples. I think that re-releases of old arcade games sometimes do this. Does anybody actually opt for the border, though?
This is fucking idiotic. Idiotic idea number ten billion for Erin. She seemingly gets everything wrong.
I’m already watching in a window. And she has to make the screen smaller to fit her fucking giant webcam footage so that Shishi and the gang can jerk off to this. And now on top of all of that, there’s this fucking idiotic tv screen border. I’m looking at a fucking postage stamp sized gameplay screen now.
What a complete and fucking moron. Without even starting the video, I’ve got paragraphs about what a fucking retard Erin is. Let’s make the game as difficult to see as possible.
So she’s playing Castlevania. She’s played it a few times, on stream, for money, and that’s it. That’s the totality of her Castlevania experience. She’s never played it even once in her spare time. She herself has said this numerous times. And yet we’re expected to believe that Erin is some great “gamer” and she’s all about Castlevania.
0:15 – “So I know the game is smaller but I kind of like it. I don’t know.”
It’s shit and you’re shit. Bitch Duo is also shit. Mike is shit. ShiShi is shit. Joe from Game Sack is shit. John Riggs is shit. This is all shit. You’re a fucking moron.
Let’s make the screen smaller for the sake of being “cute”. Hey guys! Remember CRTs?
Yeah, Erin. I remember. Who gives a shit? Who’s *nostalgic* for shitty picture quality? Boy, I really wish that I had a tv nowadays that I had to wrap tinfoil around the antenna and move it around, and sit in just the right spot, to MAYBE get a picture that isn’t a completely scrambled mess. Then you change the channel and have to go through the whole process all over again. Those were some good times. They should bring that back.
And is Erin even old enough to remember this? I don’t think so. This is more fucking fake *nostalgia*.
There’s a lot of stuff edited out of this video, by the way. I’m a minute in and she’s already edited stuff out twice.
I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT. THIS IS INSANE. WHO WOULD WANT TO WATCH THIS?
1:00 – “Oh, that’s cool, Edward.”
Great commentary, Erin. This is her go-to. “That’s cool”. Because she doesn’t know anything about anything and is a total personality blackhole. Mike thinks that this is going to be a success. Keep promoting this fucking bullshit. When do you think it’s going to take off? When she’s 50? 60?
6:15 – Some guy says that he sold his video game collection and just emulates everything. You want to know what Erin said? You’ll never guess.
“That’s cool.”
Is it? Why is it cool, Erin? You don’t have an opinion on this? Can you expand at all on why you find this so cool? It’s not really a comment that warrants, “That’s cool”, is it? People have opinions on emulation. You might say, “Yeah, I can see that. Collections take up a lot of space and if you can just play everything through emulation, why bother?” Or you could say, “I could never do that. I love my video game collection. It has a lot of sentimental value.”
No. “That’s cool. Moving on. Who else can I say ‘That’s cool’ to?”
Fucking empty-headed fraud bitch.
6:45 – “Thanks for hanging out, Joe.”
Joe from Game Sack, I guess. Well, he finished pretty quickly. Under seven minutes. That’s all he needed. He must have been ready to go. He was warming up with pictures of Newt’s cock.
9:30 – A horntard asks what Erin’s favourite childhood cereal was. Erin says, “When I was a kid, I didn’t like sugary cereals.”
Of course you didn’t, Erin. You were raised as part of some cruel experiment to see what would happen if a child is raised by two parents who refuse to engage with their child at all.
Years ago, I saw or read something about an experiment in the 1960s where a couple tried to raise a chimp like they would a human to see if it would behave like a human. As it turned out, no. It behaved like a chimp. Throwing its faeces and biting people’s faces off and whatnot. So the experiment had to be stopped early.
But no, Erin was raised like that monkey who had a wireframe mother. I’ve talked about this before so you can just check Wikipedia if you don’t get the reference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow
9:45 – “I was boring and I liked stuff like Wheaties and Honeynut Cheerios.”
Indeed, Erin. BORING AS FUCK. Boring child, boring adolescent, boring adult.
10:45 – Erin says that this fucking horrendous fake tv is using some filter to make it look like it’s curved. “I feel like I’m not going to use this layout because people are like, they just want the gameplay to be as is.”
DO YOU MEAN CLEAR? YES. THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANT. FUCK THIS DUMB BULLSHIT. YOU WASTED FUCKING BITCH DUO’S PRECIOUS TIME WITH THIS “CUTE” IDIOCY.
I’m turning this off. I made it to 12:45. It’s boring as fucking shit and I can’t see anything.
- “Heo Erin. This looks fine on my phone. 8-bit graphics dont need to be huge, do they? There is nothing to see. They benefit – as i feel nearly all graphics everywhere do – from being made smaller. Everything looks better and more defined.”
Holy shit. Imagine watching this on a phone. You’d need a magnifying glass. But this fucking jackass is trying to get a date with this. By complimenting her fucking idiotic border.
- “Pennsylvania girll..howdy neighbor”
https://www.youtube.com/@kuruptein/videos
There’s Kuruptein’s channel. This is a woman?
No. He’s not even pretending to be a woman. I thought it was some weird “trans” thing. It’s just a giant nerd who was referring to Erin as a “girl”. You know, this 40 year old “girl”.
I’m not saying that this guy is retarded but there’s definitely something off with him.
Here he is proposing to his girlfriend. I’ll be kind and not mention her weight.
But two real…eugh…two people who perhaps should not be procreating.
And he’s skateboarding and he has braces and he has a child-like fascination with old video games. How old is this guy? There’s something off about all of this.
Anyway, these are Erin’s fans. People who…aren’t quite right all the way up to clear retards.
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Monster fest mania Con wrap up
0:00 – Starts with Newt and Miss Crack Addict. She is awful. Absolutely fucking horrendous.
0:30 – Newt turns the camera around to show a fat got chick in some kind of vampire costume who clearly does not want to be filmed.
0:45 –
Miss Crack Addict: Everybody is excited about the new projects that we have coming up.
Newt: You don’t have to sell them.
Even Newt recognises that this woman is awful. She’s fake. She’s delusional. She’s a total narcissist. But she has red hair and he’s trying to piss off Horseface.
1:00 – Miss Crack Addict starts listing the projects that she’s apparently involved in. “There’s Vanpire, and Jawsferatsu, Late Fees, Mars Versus Cheerleaders.”
Jawsferatsu is better known as Shark Vampire, by the way. But this is all trash. Trash that’s probably never going to get made and even if it does, nobody’s going to watch it.
1:30 – Some total nerd in a helium voice approaches the table and says, “When are you going to get more DVDs?”
2:45 – Some middle aged loser approaches and…I don’t know…does some gang shit. He’s representing the Akron Ohio…fucking Almighty Gaylords, I think.
3:15 – This guy’s fat girlfriend says that Florida Man is awesome and she can’t wait for the colour version.
So some guy left a comment on the blog recently saying that the comic is just a Xeroxed black and white version of the comic. He was apparently right. How would he know? There must be somebody in Newt’s inner circle leaving these comments. Maybe it’s PVC Bondage Guy.
Newt says, “It’s so cool to be around other friendly, positive people.”
Delusional people, Newt. That’s what you’re talking about. This is why he surrounds himself with the mentally ill. He can’t face reality.
I’m positive about positive things. I don’t go around saying that everything sucks dick. But Newt and every single one of his projects suck dick. That’s not being negative. That’s me living in reality.
3:45 – Miss Crack Addict tells this helium-voiced nerd that she has Paypal. He apparently wants to give her money for…what? Porn? Nothing? I don’t know.
Newt then says, “If you would like to send Madilyn money because she’s beautiful…”
Then Miss Crack Addict asks if she can show the QR code where you can send her money.
4:00 – She shows the code and says, “Send me money. I need booze for tonight…maybe an upgrade to a jacuzzi in my hotel.”
I don’t want to be hyperbolic here but is it possible that Newt found somebody even more off-putting and disgusting than Crystal “Horseface” Quin herself? Miss Crack Addict is constantly talking about herself, constantly talking about porn, and constantly talking about how you should send her money. Get a job, you old fucking crack-addicted whore. Have you considered that?
Then we immediately cut to PVC Bondage Guy. And Miss Crack Addict is out of the picture. It seems to me that PVC Bondage Guy doesn’t like interacting with Miss Crack Addict. If this is the case, PVC Bondage Guy, I am with you 100 per cent and I share your dream that Miss Crack Addict is soon found in an inner city dumpster so horribly disfigured that she can only be identified by dental records.
PVC Bondage Guy is wearing fucking prostitute gear. How did she even get in dressed like that? And she’s taken like a dozen Somas. I don’t think that she even knows where she’s at. Nevertheless, what a breath of fresh air to see this man/woman. Anything to get away from fucking Miss Crack Addict.
4:45 – Newt says, “You’ve been walking around hanging out with fans of the show. Followers of the show.”
It’s preposterous. Newt. You have no fans. Zero. I mean, what the fuck? Horndog? The handful of ladyboys? Who the fuck is living in the Akron, Ohio area and went out specifically to see Newt Wallen and his mentally ill hos? NOBODY. Nobody is doing that.
This video is at 282 views now. I don’t quite know how Youtube counts views. If the same person visits, does it count as another view?
Because I’m thinking for blog posts that get a few comments, I’ll get like 150 views after a couple of days. For posts that don’t get comments, I get about 100 views. I suspect that the counter on the blog counts views even if it’s the same person. So blog posts that get more comments get more views because it’s the same people going back to check the comments. But 100 views on the posts that don’t get comments seems to suggest that it’s 100 different people because not many people are going to go back and read the same article.
So my point is that the blog isn’t far off in popularity from Newt’s Youtube channel. And never in a million years would I say, “Boy, I can’t wait to go to this nerd convention in small town America and see all of my fans. You know, Anonymous from Brazil and Anonymous in Japan and Baron from Mexico (god bless that guy for using a name), and Anonymous from Pennsylvania and even Anonymous from Colorado who leaves a comment now and again. It’s going to be so awesome to meet my fans.”
Fucking none of these people would be there. I’d be completely delusional to think that they would be. But here we have Newt, similar level of fame (at least judging by view numbers) thinking that he has fans in attendance at this nerd convention in Akron, Ohio.
Half the people who come to the blog are the people who I write about. Well, maybe they would attend. I bet PVC Bondage Guy would take another day off from work to be there. We could talk about our shared passion for Rammstein and the German language and spectacles and 1990s professional wrestling and good mental health and “hook stuff”. Just a couple of dudes hanging out, you know.
6:00 – Quick shot of the Shark Vampire puppet that Newt says people have been taking pictures with. Oh sure. Everybody loves Shark Vampire.
7:30 – Newt talking about sex with these two skanks again. Fuck off. Jesus fucking Christ. Change the fucking record.
7:45 – Newt shows one of his “fans”. It’s a guy who’s literally 400 pounds and has a giant beard.
8:15 – Miss Crack Addict is talking about how Jackie Chin is at this nerd convention. Newt has no idea who this is. Like the rest of humanity. Jackie Chin’s family doesn’t know who Jackie Chin is. But Miss Crack Addict is talking about him/her like s/he’s some big time Hollywood producer.
https://www.facebook.com/JackieChinMedium/
We’re supposed to know who this is. The producer of Zombiepalooza Radio Live. And if you were expecting an Asian woman, think again. It’s a middle aged fat white woman with no fucking job.
Jackie Chin. Fuck off with your intentionally misleading name. And her Twitter has a picture of an Asian guy as her profile so this definitely isn’t an accident.
9:00 – Newt says that at the nerd convention in Pennsylvania, nobody gave a shit about them. But he’s huge in Ohio. That’s what he wants us to believe.
9:15 – Miss Crack Addict shows off her dress. We’re supposed to be jerking off to this. I mean…does anyone have a crack whore fetish? I don’t think so.
9:45 – Some gay, possibly Jewish guy, starts promoting a game or…something. I can’t hear what he’s saying.
Miss Crack Addict tells him that she wants to be in a video game. The faggot agrees.
You know, a prostitute simulator would probably do well as a video game. I think just about any profession would do well as a simulator.
I mean, you have Truck Simulator, there are farm simulators. Some people say those games are boring but other people are really into them.
I think that this concept can be expanded to anything. Post office worker simulator. People come in and they have different packages that they want to ship. You have to weigh them, ask them what kind of postage they want, if they want any add ons like tracking or signed on delivery. You have to make sure that you charge the right amount. You have to organise the packages. You have to have them ready for when the postman arrives. There’s probably admin stuff you have to do. Making invoices and whatnot. I think it would be interesting. It would be similar to that game Papers, Please, which I enjoyed.
A lot of the building trades would be cool. Maybe more complicated but it can surely be done. A plumbing simulator would be huge if it’s done with the proper care. There’s a leaky toilet, for example, and you have to figure out how to fix it. You have use the right tools on the right area. Whatever. I don’t want to give away my million dollar ideas. I’m full of ideas. You might even say that I’m The Ideas Man.
10:15 – Anyway, I have to turn this video off now. I cannot stand this woman and this fucking possible Jew is annoying the fuck out of me too.
What about a Schutzstaffel simulator? Oh, it would fucking be massive. Think of the publicity that thing would get. It’s not something that Steam or any mainstream platform would allow but you can release something like that independently and just rake in the cash. There would be so much outrage over the game that people would just go to your website to buy the game.
I read a book called…what was it…Ordinary Men: Reserve Police Battalion 101. It was some sort of guard unit in Nazi occupied Poland. And it was comprised of like middle aged Polish men. They were responsible for rounding up Jews and executing them.
Now, I’m not saying that it would be the most morally upright simulator but it would be HUGE if somebody did this game right. Not some shitty indie thing but either a studio or a really dedicated and talented individual. Make it as realistic as possible. Attention to detail. Not just about shooting people, but keeping ledgers and whatever.
It would be similar to that JFK assassination game that they had. I played that game loads, as disappointing as it was, as laggy as fuck as it was on my computer at the time. Not because I’m psychotic but it was just interesting. It’s a historical thing, I guess.
Anyway, that game garnered a lot of controversy but I’m sure it made money.
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Schlock And Awe Films hotel room stream – Newt Wallen
It’s Newt, this crack addict, and later PVC Bondage Guy joins them. They’re in Ohio for some nerd convention.
What’s the job situation like in the US now? Because no fucking way would I be able to take days off from work to attend nerd conventions when I was working there. I was sick so stayed home for one day and when I went back, I got some kind of demerits because I took a “sick day” instead of a “personal day”. Because I was working there for less than six months, I didn’t have any “sick days”. But I had like three “personal days”. So I said, “Can you just make it a personal day then?” No. Because I called in and said that I was sick, it was down as a sick day and couldn’t be changed and I got some fucking demerit for it.
I’m not sure if the concept of “sick days” exists in the UK. I don’t think it does. If you’re sick, you just stay home. There’s no limit to how many you can use. I’ve worked in some real shitholes in the UK but I never worked anywhere that gave you “demerits”. I never worked anywhere that threatened to fire you if you were sick or were wearing the wrong colour socks or any of this shit that I did experience, on a regular basis, in the US.
But now I don’t know. Because the crack addict is just a prostitute. She can take whatever days off. She’s her own boss, I guess. Well, maybe she has a pimp. And MAYBE Newt can get some leeway on days off because he’s in middle management.
But PVC Bondage Guy? Working in a bowling alley? How can she take days off to go to a nerd convention? And on a weekend? Saturday is surely the busiest day down at the bowling alley.
Wow. The bowling alley I went to as a kid still exists. I’m astonished. Good reviews on Google. Still seems to be a happening place for young and old. They have a bar there. You can get pizza. Parties. League nights. Pro shop. They had a little arcade when I was a kid. I don’t know if they still do. Probably not.
Prices vary depending on the day and time but the average is about $5 a game. That seems eminently reasonable to me.
0:30 – Crack addict yells at Newt to fix the phone orientation. VERY off-putting, Miss Crack Addict. This is not a personality that people want to listen to.
That’s her name now. I just solved my dilemma with what to call this woman. Miss Crack Addict it is.
The chat isn’t available for this video. Newt didn’t put it up for some reason. Maybe people were leaving negative comments about Miss Crack Addict. From what they’re reading so far, a lot of people don’t seem to be digging her.
5:30 – Newt tells a story about how he needs a room with a double bed. For…I guess PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict? The three of them? And they seem to be staying in a really cheap hotel.
Newt is just droning on about Ohio and…whatever…robots or some shit. In this sleazy hotel.
You know, I’m reminded that I will never go back to the US again. I was planning on trying to get a job there but that fell through so now I have no reason to ever go there. It’s a refreshing feeling.
11:00 – Newt makes a comment about being in a shady hotel and what could be better. Something. I don’t know. And Miss Crack Addict says, “I’ll play the part but you have to pay me.”
That’s exactly what this is. It’s a prostitute hanging out with Newt for money.
11:15 – Horseface reference. Newt says that Miss Crack Addict isn’t as famous as Horseface but “We’re getting there.” Everything that Newt does is to get back at Horseface. And Horseface is famous? In what universe?
12:30 – Newt starts listing his “friends” who do porn. Nadia White and some guy. Miss Crack Addict also claims to have friends in porn. This is so fucking desperate and pathetic. Miss Crack Addict also keeps suggesting that she does porn. Like we’re supposed to be turned on by this. I’m revolted by it.
15:30 – Miss Crack Addict says that she goes on dating sites to market her porn or…something. THIS IS TRASH. SHE’S TRASH. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THIS. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. THIS IS GROSS. SHE’S DISGUSTING AND STUPID. WHAT AREN’T YOU GETTING, NEWT?
This is absolutely insufferable. I’m skipping ahead to when PVC Bondage Guy joins. Maybe PVC Bondage Guy will put this obnoxious bitch in her place.
36:00 – PVC Bondage Guy is angry and says, “I kind of expected you guys to wake me up for this.” News cowers and says, “We tried but you were out.”
What substances must PVC Bondage Guy be on that she can’t be woken up?
She sits down and she’s wearing…what the fuck…some prostitute outfit. It’s just some straps of clothing. Miss Crack Addict says “beware the nips” and suggests that her tits are almost out.
PVC Bondage Guy is definitely on something. She sounds like she’s dying. I’ve never been anywhere near this tired. She’s also really angry at everyone.
They’re talking about wrestling. Fuck this. Skipping ahead.
1:50:00 – Newt says that he’s going to get “pegged” by PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict and he’s going to put this on OnlyFans.
I’m done. This is boring. This all boring as fuck. Newt. We get it. You fuck drug addicted prostitutes. Good for you. I don’t give a shit.
I had a roommate from Poland. He was in his mid 20s. This was years ago. I was in my late 20s. And he showed me a picture of his ex-girlfriend. Real smokeshow, to quote Kris Glavin. I said, “Why did you stop seeing each other?” He said, “It’s in the past.” He wasn’t a good looking guy, by the way.
So he would go to prostitutes. Regularly. And he thought that this made him some kind of a lady’s man. No. Dude. You’re paying for this. This doesn’t make you a lady’s man. It makes you pathetic. The girl from Poland that he showed was probably a prostitute too.
Anyway, that’s Newt and his complete and utter lack of ideas. We’ve heard about tits. We’ve heard about gore. What else have you got, Newt? Anything? No. Nothing. Newt “Completely Bereft of Ideas” Wallen.
Oh, and interestingly, PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict never appeared on screen together during this video that was over two hours. When PVC Bondage Guy came in, Miss Crack Addict left. And PVC Bondage Guy, from the short amount that I’ve watched, seemed annoyed, rightly, with Miss Crack Addict.
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Alan Wake Remastered, Mythforce, The Lost Crown, Toem, Brotato and more updates – Cannot be Tamed
Hey, she’s got the melons on display AND she’s doing something with her hair today. What’s the occasion? Maybe she had a good session with her dog. New brand of peanut butter?
It’s so refreshing to be able to speak your mind about Pam fucking dogs and whatnot. If this was on one of the blogging platforms that I used before, I’d have to moderate these sorts of comments. Because you never know what’s going to get your account removed. Can I say “fag”, can I talk about how ridiculous PVC Bondage Guy’s “transmasc” thing is, can I make comments about racial matters, can I point out that Destiny Fomo is a prostitute? I don’t know. So I’d moderate my behaviour.
But here, it’s all the free speech you can eat.
0:15 – She went to Magfest. What is that? I’ve heard of it but…is this a Screenwave thing?
I don’t think so. And from what I can gather from Wikipedia, it’s in Maryland. I think that Pam lesbian girlfriend Pele aka…I don’t even know what her real name is, oh Petee aka Michelle. Yeah, she lives in or around Maryland. So that’s what this was. Pam went to visit her girlfriend.
Then she says that she didn’t actually go into Magfest or buy a ticket. She was just there with some friends (female friends, of course, wink, wink) who rented a house. And Pam just wanted to hang out at the house rather than go to Magfest.
Jesus Christ, Pam. How much lesbian orgy action can you handle? Take a break and go to Magfest for a couple of hours.
Then Pam encourages you to check out her podcast with Pele. God. I can’t, Pam. Maybe when I’ve got absolutely nothing else to talk about and I’m bored out of my mind I’ll check it out.
I’ve been doing a lot of work lately. I still have to pay my taxes. I’m a couple of days late. If this was the US, I think that there are massive pentalties for this. But in the UK, nothing happens. I think that they charge interest after a while but that’s it.
In fact, when I checked the website a couple of weeks ago, they said that I’m owed a refund of over £1,000. I don’t even know why. But whatever. Send it over.
Years ago, they just sent me a cheque in the mail for like £500 or something. Some overpayment. I didn’t ask for it, I didn’t know that I was owed it, they just sent it.
2:00 – Her girlfriend Pele gave her some video game.
Why don’t they just move in together? Why the long-distance relationship? I know that somebody would have to quit their job but I think that that person should be Pam. Pele works in some alcohol job, that I think would be difficult to find a similar job elsewhere, but Pam works in IT so she should be able to get a job anywhere. Or work remotely.
Pam would need a visa to move to the US, of course. But just get married to Pele. Surely, that’s allowed now. Gay marriage is allowed for visa purposes.
Or here’s an idea: find a local woman. Is there really such a shortage? Why do you have to go with somebody who lives hundreds of miles away in another country?
I suppose that they’re both fans of alcohol. Pam being a giant drunk. But surely there are other lesbian alcohol enthusiasts in the greater Ontario metropolitan area.
Anyway, I made it to the four minute mark and then briefly skimmed the rest of this video. There’s nothing that’s worth watching.
Let’s see what old Jasyla has to say on Twitter.
Oh, she’s from Toronto. I said Ontario. That’s the province, right? I thought it was a city.
Nothing interesting on there. She’s barely even tweeted anything. We need tweets, Pam. Get tweeting.
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SHERMA CON wrap up – Newt Wallen
What’s fucking Shermacon?
SIXTY DOLLAR NERD CONVENTION? Who the fuck is paying $60 to go to a rural Pennyslvania nerd convention?
Wait…$60 for six weeks? What the fuck is this? The flyer just mentions the frisbee golf tournament that you can enter.
From tabletop to video games, SHERMA-CON is an all-inclusive gamer’s paradise. Gamers from all fandoms come together to share their unique passions. There will be a variety of board games available, like Everdell, to check out and learn, as well as free-play video game consoles, and more.
See a Magic the Gathering demo, the Dungeons and Dragons showcase, and watch experienced game players in action. There will be comic and anime artists and a cosplay contest judged by accomplished cosplayers!
That’s the description on Facebook. So yeah, just a nerd convention. But is it for six weeks or…what?
Well, maybe The Ideas Man can shed some light on this.
0:00 – Newt is shooting this on a new phone because his old one died.
I get a new phone probably every…fuck, I don’t know…five to seven years? I got my last one about two years ago. I keep it going until they break down. I don’t even have a contract. I use the phone so infrequently that I’m just on pay-as-you go. I put like £10 on the phone every couple of months.
So anyway, Newt was at this nerd convention with PVC Bondage Guy and that old prostitute Fallon.
0:45 – Shoutout to the “redhead”. Newt, fuck right off.
2:00 – “I like being able to talk to people who know us already and are obviously fans.”
I can not imagine that there are enough people ON EARTH to fill a little convention room of Newt Wallen fans. Fortunately, Newt took pictures and we can confirm exactly how many people were there for this big event.
I count 11 people and the two in the back are probably crew or something. So not including the crew or Newt and his hos, we’ve got:
- First row on the left: Weirdo masked guy doing some kind of lame as fuck Mario cosplay.
- Second row on the left: Generic bearded fat guy
- Back row on the right: Face paint afro wig wild and crazy guy
- Next to him: His unfortunate fat girlfriend
- Middle row on the right: Homeboy embarrassing his race with this nerd trash
- Next to him: His fat white girlfriend. Black guys do like the fat white chicks
- Front row right: Damaged goth slut who’s filling the hole where her self-esteem should be with fat, smelly nerd sex
- Two seats over: 300 pound chick
- Next to her: Her 300 pound boyfriend
What a group. These are Newt’s fans.
And come on. These people are not Newt’s fans. They came to this fucking nerd convention, they wanted to sit down for a little while, and they saw that there was going to be a talk soon. So they walked into the room. That’s it. They didn’t go to this nerd convention to see Newt. Did Newt even advertise that he was going to be there?
3:30 – He’s talking about the panel that he did. “We had 15 people out there.”
So I guess, if we include the possible crew, four people were hiding in that picture. Well, it’s possible. There’s a lot of fat to hide behind in that group.
“I’ve never heard of this con before.”
Well, duh. Because this was the first one. Didn’t you do ANY research before agreeing to go, Newt? I knew this from the two fucking seconds that it took me to find their Facebook page.
Newt will just agree to anything, I guess.
Then Newt says that last year’s convention had more people. What? Let me look this up again.
Oh, I was looking at an advertisement for 2023 that said it was the first one.
4:00 – “We had 15 people at our panel and we just made it up as we went.”
What professionals. Why bother preparing for anything? These people paid between $25 and $75 for this shit. These are Newt’s fans who were in attendance. All 15 of them. Even that hot goth chick with no standards. Couldn’t be bothered preparing.
“We’ll just wing it. Talk about tits and gore, do a little soft shoe routine, .and then call it a day.”
4:30 – Newt says, “It costs nothing to pat an artist on the back” or something, and then immediately says that he’s not an artist.
Then why mention it? Because he thinks that he is an artist.
He’s also apparently unaware of the fact that it also costs nothing to tell an “artist” that his “art” sucks dick.
5:15 – Newt longs for the day when Youtube is no longer a viable career path and professional “Youtubers” have to get real jobs. He’s talking about James Rolfe, of course. Newt hates that James Rolfe is making money on Youtube and Newt isn’t. Newt also blames James for Newt losing his job at Screenwave.
No, Newt. You were the one doing the plagiarism. Accept responsibility.
Oh, wait. Maybe he was talking about Tony from Hack the Movies because Newt complains about “Youtubers” who do “reviews” that are longer than the actual movie.
Well, I don’t think that Tony is making much money from this. It can’t be enough to live on, certainly. But anyway, Newt happily did those reviews with Tony but now that they’re not talking, because Newt is a plagiarist and apparently said some crazy shit to Tony and Horseface, Newt thinks it’s appropriate to take shots at Tony.
7:45 – Newt says that he sold ten issues of the comic at this thing.
I used to read a communist newspaper when I was in college. A professor supplied them. I studied politics. I took a lot of political theory classes. It was basically a New York newspaper. And they would run stories about how they were helping at a union strike or whatever and they’d talk about how many newspapers they sold. And it was always something ridiculously low like, “We sold seven newspapers.” And you’d think, “How pathetic is this? Why even mention it?”
But one day, they were at some big rally and at the end of the article, they said, “We sold 2,000 newspapers.” What? And you know it wasn’t bullshit because usually they gave these ridiculously low figures and seemingly had no problem admitting to that.
Anyway, I was just reminded of that with Newt’s ten comics sold. When is he going to offer them to the general public? I’ve got the money in my hot little hand, Newt. I’m itching for some Florida Man Saves Christmas action.
I’m not going to pirate it. I’ll do a review, of course, but I won’t scan all of the pages.
It’s like James Rolfe’s autobiography. I did a review of that. And the fags on Reddit were all like, “Someboy pirate it! I don’t want to give James any money.”
Then don’t get it. I suspect that you boys just don’t have the eight bucks. Go get a job. But anyway, I didn’t pirate it. I just did a review. You can read it here but set aside some time. It’s long:
8:00 – Issue six should be out before the summer. I’m still waiting for issue 1, Newt. Where is it? We were promised this shit YEARS ago.
He says he’s going to release all six issues this summer. I’ve heard this before. But usually he ties the release date with Christmas. You know…what with it being Florida Man Saves CHRISTMAS and all.
8:15 – Newt is pleased that 20 people subscribed to the channel thanks to his convention appearance.
This is absolutely not worth doing. It’s not worth the fucking gas money to get there never mind you have to clear your whole fucking schedule for the day. Wasn’t Newt working this day? It was presumably a Saturday but I assume that Newt works weekends. Weekends are surely the busiest days down at the movie theatre.
I used to work in casinos and you had to have YEARS of seniority before you got to work Monday to Friday. Almost everybody worked weekends because that was the busiest time. People had different schedules. They’d work Wednesday to Sunday or Thursday to Monday or whatever. So on their last day before their two break, they would say, “Today is my Friday.” You’d hear that all the time and it drove me insane. Because it was every fucking day. It was ALWAYS somebody’s “Friday” and people felt the need to tell you. Look, I don’t fucking care. I’m just here to ogle the big-titted MILF cocktail waitresses in their skimpy outfits and collect my fifty-six bucks.
8:30 – “Metz got to talk about wrestling with people.”
Eugh. Imagine paying $25 to $75 to hear a crazy woman who only started watching wrestling six months ago talk about wrestling.
“People got to look at pictures of Fallon being sexy.”
Eugh. No thanks, Newt. If I want to look at some old whore, I’ll go to the red light district at 3.00 am and see what’s still available.
9:00 – Newt told the organiser of this event to invite him back next year.
FOR WHAT? He put not fucking effort into this.
Stop and think about it for two seconds. You’re invited to give a speech. Never mind that it’s a nerd convention. It’s a speech of some sort, I assume that there’s some remuneration involved. Wouldn’t you prepare something? You’d write some shit on some file cards? You’d prepare an outline? Maybe even some PowerPoint presentation?
You wouldn’t just show up and say, “Hey guys! You like tits and gore? Let’s do this then. You, the fat guy in the back, any questions for this old whore?”
9:45 – “It takes a lot of energy to be on for 12 hours, you know, to be in sell mode.”
This was Newt’s idea of “sell mode”? HE DIDN’T PREPARE A SINGLE THING.
10:30 – Newt advertises some nerd convention in Ohio that he’s going to be at along with PVC Bondage Guy and that fucking crack addict. So another nerd convention that he put no effort into. Come check it out. He’ll be selling Florida Man. You can also see the Shark Vampire puppet.
I’m stopping the video at 14:00. There’s another few minutes, but I think I’m good.