Game of the year 2023! The best games I’ve played this year from retro Sega to PS5 and Switch – Lydgendary

0:00 – “I can’t believe it’s the end of 2023.”

Uh huh. Just get on with it. Time moves at a consistent pace.

She played 23 games in 2023. Or something. What? This is autism. Who counts how many games they’ve played?

5:00 – Bully. I have this for the PC. I’ve never been more pissed off about a game in my life. First of all, it was slow as fuck on my computer. Rockstar has a history of unbelievably bad PC ports starting with GTA 3.

But secondly, they didn’t localise it AT ALL. There are mini-games where you have to press a certain button at a certain time. That braindead shit. But they didn’t change it to take into account that PC users tend to use their keyboard. So it tells you when to press the triangle button and the square button and shit like this. I DON’T HAVE THESE BUTTONS! I’M USING A KEYBOARD!

It’s fucking unbelievable. Who’s using a Playstation controller when playing PC games? Why assume that this is what the average PC player is doing? So these mini-games were unplayable because by the time you registered what key corresponded to what fucking Playstation button they were showing you, it was too late. And you’d probably get it wrong anyway. And these mini-games were integral to the game. If you couldn’t pass the mini-games, you couldn’t advance in the game. Fucking great.

6:30 – She says that she didn’t grow up with a console. Just a laptop.

Why would she start now then? As an adult? She says that she had a laptop. She played The Sims on it. Great. Why get consoles now? Even as a kid today, why get consoles? Virtually all of the consoles games come out on PC. Those that don’t can be emulated. Probably. I don’t know. Maybe not the current generation stuff. But there are a million fucking games that you can play for free, right now, on your computer.

I had an Atari 2600. It was my older sister’s, I guess. It was around for as long as I remember.

Then we got a computer when I was like 9 or 10 years old. Great. Who needs consoles now? I didn’t give a shit about Nintendo or any of that bullshit. I had a computer. You can do so much more on it than these fucking shitty consoles for poor people.

9:15 – She’s talking about Kirby. “Sucking things up.” Umm…I’ll just move on. My pants are getting a little tight.

26:00 – She’s moving. She’s moving from Wiltshire (near Bath) to Nottingham City (or, as the rest of the world knows it as: Nottingham).

That is quite a move. I wonder why. University? New job? Trouble with her boyfriend?

Oh, she got a new job.

But wait a minute. The boyfriend just goes along with that? Doesn’t he have a job?

Oh. He’s from there.

That seems a move down to me. Bath seemed interesting but Nottingham doesn’t do anything for me.

Anyway, good for her. Keep up the good work.

3 thoughts on “Game of the year 2023! The best games I’ve played this year from retro Sega to PS5 and Switch – Lydgendary

  1. I always wondered if Bath is where the English work for taking a bath originated because there are like preserved Roman saunas or something there. I’d like to see you expand your scope and talk about more channels you actually like or are at least not insanely awful. You do a good job with this one.

      1. Yeah that’s what I mean. Romans left baths there so they call it bath. I don’t have time to study muh Latin. It’s after V XL on the clock

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