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Crazy Bobdunga is in Mourning Over…Some "Celebrity" Nobody Ever Heard of
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1483657287940071424
Andre Leon Talley. Who’s Andre Leon Talley? I don’t fucking know. Let me DuckDuckGo this shit.
He worked at Vogue in some capacity. You know…the fashion magazine. We all read Vogue, right? Even when people bought magazines, I wasn’t buying Vogue and I didn’t know anybody who was.
But apparently crazy Bobdunga was. And not only that, she somehow knew who was working at the magazine. He was a fucking “creative director” or something. So it’s not like he was a columnist or something and you could get to know him in some sense. How the fuck did Bobdunga know this man at all?
But she’s really broken up about his passing. Why? Because it’s a black guy. She mourns the death of every black celebrity. Even ZZZ-listers like this. This is her idea of what black people do. Because Bobdunga, who has an Indian mother, is really desperate to be considered black.
She never mentioned this guy once before. She never even mentioned Vogue before. But now she’s crushed.
I’m telling you with 100% certainty that she didn’t even know who this guy was before she learned that he died. How could she? How could anyone? I’m sure that his family is saddened and his boyfriends and whatnot but who else would know this guy? This is fucking ridiculous.
Plus, he was like 73 years old. Hardly a spring chicken.
Bobdunga did not mention Bob Saget dying. Because Bob Saget is not black. But when Carl Winslow dies, we’ll hear about it from crazy Bobdunga. For two weeks and then never again. She was a big Family Matters fan, guys. Never talked about Urkel even once in her life.
Fucking Urkel. What an asshole.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1483490903675260929
“I have a really important meeting today please send me all the happy hearts and hands”
What’s the meeting about? We don’t know. She doesn’t say. And yet, the horntards leave messages like, “You got this!”
I’m going to assume that it’s a meeting with a team of psychiatrists to determine if Bobdunga should be involuntary committed to a mental institution or not. You got this, crazy Bobdunga.
Here’s some more cryptic bullshit:
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1483564891294343168
“Are we surprised guys in gaming protect guys in gaming? From what ive seen and experienced, this isnt anything new. People can try and cover that stuff up only for so long but eventually stuff leaks out. Some wont catch on but said moments should shed light on the boys clubb”
“Im a little late but very proud of Pokimane for speaking so openly about how a lot of these people function at the top. Period.”
“I generally dont speak on this sort of stuff anymore because when youre a woman of color in this industry, it really is like speaking into a void of invalidation and gaslighting. But its good to see people in higher places using their platform to shed light on these issues”
What is she talking about? I have no fucking idea. And she disabled comments so we can’t even get any clues from the horntards.
It seems to be more cryptic remarks about the non-existent “abuse” that she “suffered” at the hands of her ex-homosexual boyfriend. YEARS ago. At least five years ago by this point. And people told her, rightly, that it wasn’t abuse. It wasn’t anything. She refers to this as “gaslighting” as opposed to, “Wait a minute…maybe I’m the crazy one and everyone else is right.”
Anyway, I’m going to go work on my shrine to Andre Leon Talley. I can’t believe that he’s gone. Who’s going to be next? Dapper Dan? Virgil Abloh?
Wait, what? Virgil Abloh died last November. Oh man. My heart can’t take this.
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Here's What's Wrong with Talking About Tapes/Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisvqPO-DFc
I saw that this black woman who was in the Ghostbusters review was on the latest Talking About Tapes and I thought, “Oh, I’ll check this out.”
But then I saw the runtime. One hour and forty-two minutes. I’m not doing that.
I mean, I skimmed, I saw her pull the top of her dress up a few times (it’s a small dress, she’s a large woman, and she was self-conscious about everything).
Then I just said, “Fuck it”.
I’m not interested in these videos for basically four reasons.
1. Way too long.
2. I’ve never seen any of these fucking movies.
3. All they do is summarise the movies.
4. Tony uses women as bait to lure in the horntards.So…it’s a boring format, way too long, and they’re talking about a movie that I’ve never even seen before. And on top of that, you’re treated like a horntard.
Not only have I not seen these movies, I don’t even want to see them. He keeps covering the same fucking genre and decades over and over and over again. We get it. You like horror films from the 1990s and 2000s. But I don’t. So either broaden the scope of your reviews or I’m not watching this shit.
Tony has mentioned many times, again just recently, that people LIKE the long format. He criticises people in the comments section who complain about it. He says that people who complain are new viewers who just don’t get it.
No. I’ve been watching these videos from day 1, I’m a long time Tony from Hack the Movies fan, and these long videos are unwatchable. I don’t even attempt them.
If it was a 30 minute review with all of the other problems that I’ve mentioned, I might give it a chance once in a while. Maybe Crystal is going to say something stupid again. Let’s check it out.
But two hours? Fuck no. My time is valuable. Well, not really. But I would rather do ANYTHING else than spend two hours listening to Tony and the gang summarise a movie that I don’t even give a shit about.
Let’s talk about the summaries. This is awful. Why does he just summarise the movies? This isn’t a movie review. He’s just going scene by scene talking about what happened. This is tedious.
It’s like those movies where there’s a soundtrack for the blind where they describe what’s happening in the movie. I might as well listen to that.
That’s the level of cinematic insight that you get from these videos. Absolutely nothing. If Crystal is there, she’ll talk about hot chicks in the movie who she wants to have sex with but other than that, it’s just, “This happened, then this happened, then this happened.”
Two hours of that. It’s impossible. Who’s watching these videos?
I’ve explained how this should work before. Have a summary. Fine. There should be a summary. But not a two hour long summary.
Then after the summary, do some fucking analysis on the film. What did you like about it? What didn’t you like about it? That would be the most basic of analyses possible and they don’t even do that.
I don’t expect or want a deep analysis where you get all philosophical or talk about the lighting or the directors or any of this shit. But give us something. Do you have an opinion on the fucking movie? Was there a scene that you particularly liked? How could the movie have improved? Shit like this. Something. Anything.
And this analysis should be at least 25% of the video. I mean, even summarising a movie for 75% of the video is way, way too much but I’ll give it to them because that’s obviously what they want to do. They just want to summarise the movie. But for that 25%, give us a fucking analysis.
This is a man who studied film for fuck’s sake. He went to the same prestigious institution as Terri Shiavo. Can’t he give us something other than, “This happened, then this happened, then this happened”?
And yeah, the movies don’t appeal to me. But even if they did…I’m trying to think…well, I liked The French Connection. So imagine Tony “reviewing” that movie…no, I don’t want to hear a summary of the movie. I know what happened. I’ve seen the movie. I don’t need a reminder.
Using women to lure in the horntards doesn’t appeal either. I’m not a horny retard. Why are you treating me like a horny retard?
I’ll watch the show, Tony. You don’t have to entice me with “hot” chicks. You just have to fix the fucking show.
One hour, broken down into 45 minutes of summary, 15 minutes of analysis, movies from genres other than horror, movies from decades other than the 1990s and 2000s, and no fucking Crystal Quin. I’ll watch it. I’ll watch every fucking episode and review them for the whole world to see.
Take a look at Siskel & Ebert’s At the Movies, which is where Tony adapted the title of his show from. I never saw any of those movies that they reviewed but I still watched the show and was entertained.
Now that I’ve seen many of these movies, I can go back and watch the reviews on Youtube and still be entertained.
They didn’t do a two hour review of the movie and it wasn’t just a scene by scene summary. There’s analysis. There’s intelligent discussion. And show me the hot chicks. There are none. You don’t need that shit when you put out a good product.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAcRiDViaUc
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Trying out Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance on GBA (Switch Collection) – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiU3NFWFGVw
Again with this shit. Why does she keep playing Castlevania games, for the first and last time ever, on stream, for money? Aren’t even the horntards bored of this?
I’ll watch but only in the hope that she’ll talk about her recent trip to Disney World or something. I don’t give a fuck about the game. We know that she’s going to suck ass at it and not have any idea what’s going on. That’s a given for any game that she plays.
0:00 – “I’m back. I missed you all.”
Eugh. So disingenuous. This reminds me of something, though. Some kind of weird Japanese thing where you can have a fake girlfriend if you pay money. I don’t know exactly what I’m thinking of.
0:15 – Then an immediate edit. Let’s see what she’s hiding. Just greeting the horntards?
No, it’s fucking Disney World talk. Why did she delete this?
“I went to Disney World and I was there for six days, which is amazing. I haven’t taken a trip, like a vacation, where I was gone that long, probably since I was a teenager.”
What? Six days? She hasn’t done that since she went on trips with her parents? What has she been doing?
If you’re not in a serious relationship, I can see not going on trips. But if you are in a serious relationship, surely you would go on trips. So…is it possible that Mike is her first serious relationship? And not that it even is a serious relationship. This is a sugar baby thing.
And how long have Erin and Mike been in this weird relationship? Three years? More than that? They haven’t gone on a trip before?
What about the constant trips to California? Don’t those count?
She has completely wasted her life. She hasn’t done ANYTHING. It’s weird as fuck.
“One day I did 25,000 steps, which was a total of 10 miles.”
She’s talking about the various Disney shit that she went to and then made the above bizarre comment. I guess that she has one of those pedometers that measure how many steps you take. But…why would we know that? Do the horntards know what a pedometer is? And why is she using such a thing? It’s for weight loss but…is she going out for walks on a regular basis? I’d be astonished if she was. She doesn’t fucking do anything. So is she measuring how many steps she takes from the sofa to the bathroom and whatnot?
She says that she wanted to stream more before this stream but then she had trouble with her hands. This bullshit.
“This was my third time ever going to Florida, well, Walt Disney World, and it rained one of the days that I was there. I feel like it’s just part of the Florida experience just getting rained on when it’s hot.”
What a bizarre story. It rained. Doesn’t it rain just about everywhere? But Erin found this noteworthy. That it rained. Maybe I’m not getting something. Raining while it’s hot. I…guess it’s normally cool when it rains. But…in warm climates like Florida? And she’s from California. Doesn’t it rain when it’s warm there? I have so many questions.
Somebody asks her what her favourite snack at Disney World is. She says, “I like the classic straight up popcorn.”
God. Everything she does is so boring. She’s a complete personality blackhole.
Then a horntard mentions Bob Saget.
“Yeah, I was really sad to hear about Bob Saget. My parents texted me, like, when I think we were in line for dinner.”
What? God, that’s weird as fuck. She apparently has insanely intrusive parents who feel the need to text her WHILE SHE’S ON VACATION just to tell her about some dead celebrity. Like this can’t wait.
“We know you’re on the first trip you’ve ever taken in your adult life but we just thought that we should tell you that Danny Tanner died.”
“What? Fuck off. I’m with the love of my life Mike Matei. I don’t give a fuck about this. I didn’t even watch the show. It was on before I was born. Fuck off with this shit.”
It’s just insane. Why would they do this?
And if they’re this intrusive and over-protective how on earth did they allow her to move in with Mike in the first place? They must know that it’s some weird buttsex for internet promotion agreement. Why wouldn’t these seemingly overbearing parents strongly urge their only child not to do this insanely stupid thing?
Maybe they did and she just declined the advice. Or she said, “Don’t worry. I’ll be back every month.”
“Because I grew up watching A LOT of America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
Really? Let me look this up.
Bob Saget was on that show from 1989 to 1997. Erin was born in 1987, according to her (which is disputed by Cykill1986). So…she would have been 10 years old when Bob Saget left the show. She remembers this? She remembers watching A LOT of America’s Funniest Home Videos before the age of 10?
I don’t remember watching anything from when I was 10 or younger. Not specifically, anyway.
“And…Full House too. When I was really little.”
She actually had to pause to think of the name of this show.
“That was one of the first, like, shows that I remember watching.”
The show ended in 1995. I know that it was on Nick at Night some years later but she seems to be suggesting that she watched the show during its initial run. So when she was 7 or 8. And this would have been the final season.
Anyway, she’s a big Bob Saget fan and her parents felt the need…fuck, I just can’t get over that. Even if Erin was a big Bob Saget fan, which she isn’t, why would her parents text her with bad news while she’s on vacation? Can’t this fucking wait? It’s not like a family member died. It’s fucking Bob Saget. She wasn’t even old enough to watch the show, you dumb fucks. What are you doing?
Maybe they’re constantly bombarding her with stupid texts because they’re worried about the horrible decisions that she’s made in life. “Did you hear that the last surviving Munchkin died?” “Mom, please, I’m getting fucked in the ass right now. Can this wait?”
Erin says that she got woozy at Animal Kingdom (or something) because she was walking too much and in the sun. She’s not used to being in the sun so long. You know…being from Los Angeles and all. What the fuck has she been doing with her life?
“Sometimes it’s hard to explain what Mike and I like about Disney World so much.”
Oh sure. That’s one of the great mysteries of life. I often lie awake wondering, “What do Mike and Erin like about Disney World so much?”
“I like the hotels and some of the architecture from the 70s.”
Oh this is brutal. She’s going to give a fucking list.
“There’s like retro-futurism in Epcot.”
“And like the contemporary resort. Just the shape of that building and everything.”
Oh god.
“It’s just so cool. It’s like another world.”
I can’t understand why they don’t just go to a foreign country. This is her third fucking time at Disney World. Take an actual adult trip. Go somewhere that has substance. Learn about other cultures. See how other people live.
No. Let’s get woozy at Disney World for the third time and eat plain, unbuttered, unsalted popcorn while my mother texts me a list of celebrities who died recently. It’s fucking pathetic.
“Yeah, Disney is fun, whatever. You meet characters and the rides. But it’s just, it’s insane that something like that exists.”
Disney World. She’s amazed that Disney World exists. This is fucking idiotic. Like it’s one of the Seven Wonders of the World. Disney World. “I can’t believe that man could create something like this.”
It’s a children’s amusement park. Get over it.
“Part of the fun for me was exploring the hotel, exploring the monorail, stuff like that.”
You know where else they have hotels and public transportation? Just about every city on earth. Go check them out. You might find one that you like.
No, I’ll go to Disney World for the third time.
Then a horntard mentions her “sexy” picture of her on the bench. This slightly annoys Erin.
“I don’t know how to fucking pose for pictures. Like if it’s a full body picture. So I was like, what do I do on a bench?”
What do you mean, Erin? I think that you figured it out. Hike your shorts up into your ass and have your legs on full display. Joe from Game Sack loved it. Shishi concured.
Wolfmaster replies, “it was a great pic though”.
It’s so fucking pathetic. Here’s the picture, by the way.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1480668403144798225
“Mike and I want to do a stream where we just talk about Disney.”
We can all look forward to that.
“There will be photos and probably a lot of people won’t be interested.”
Actually, Mike has already done a stream where he talked about his latest trip to Disney World. He showed about three pictures. They were all terrible.
Herregex says, “You are photogenic. No need to worry”
Go jerk off, you retard.
“I can talk for hours about how they’ve fucked things up.”
Disney World is so poorly managed that Erin has only gone there three times, including the only vacation that she ever had in her adult life. Every trip she ever takes is to a Disney property.
Some other horntard says, “You did fine with your pose”.
“I have more photos to post, it’s just I’m trying not be on my phone a lot, you know, because of hand issues.”
This is a new low. Her fake carpal tunnel syndrome is so bad that she can’t even take 30 seconds out of her day to transfer the pictures from her phone to her PC. Or fuck it, can’t you upload from your phone directly to Twitter?
Erin can’t do it. You know…because of hand issues. She has carpal tunnel syndrome, guys. Even though numerous doctors have already told her that she DOESN’T have carpal tunnel syndrome or indeed ANYTHING wrong with her hands and/or wrists.
But she can’t upload photos. She’s in such crippling pain that she can’t take 30 seconds out of her day to post these photos for the horntards.
Some horntard says, “I thought the photo with you on the power pad looked pretty cool.”
Another horntard says, “Can we talk Disney and play?”
Indeed. This is boring.
“I was like, should I switch it up from Castlevania? And then I thought, ‘No, fuck it. I’ll play what I want.’”
Yeah, who cares what the horntards want to see. Let’s just play the same fucking game over and over and over again.
If she wants to play Castlevania, play Castlevania. In your spare time. Like a normal person. Everything doesn’t have to be on stream, for money.
Now we’re back to the Youtube video. All of that was cut out. Why? That’s the only thing that I was remotely interested in. I don’t want to watch her play a fucking Castlevania game yet again, poorly, for the first and last time ever.
0:15 – “I’ve never played this before.”
Some things never change. Go fuck yourself. Fifteen seconds into the video. That’s good enough for me.
You know what I need? A ghost writer to actually watch these horrendous streams and then write a review on my behalf. I should hire Newt. I’ll pay ten bucks an article or twenty if you don’t plagiarise anything.
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Talking About Higher Education – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2K59Su5iSE
(Edit: I ended up mostly talking about the student loan scam in the US, so I changed the title of this article. Also, the title of the video is “Tribute to Newt Wallen”, which would have then been the title of this article, so I didn’t want people to think that he died or that I was doing some kind of tribute to him. Anyway, the discussion stems from the video above, which is from 2012.)
This is an old video that I saw. It’s only four minutes but it feels like an hour. Nevertheless, there’s some interesting stuff here.
It starts with some kids (or possibly college students) looking at some Underbelly videos. This was the Youtube channel that Justin, Newt, and some other people did.
There’s some bad acting by these two guys talking about Underbelly.
Newt was about 31 years old when this video was made.
1:00 – After high school, he managed several cinemas.
1:15 – He went to film school for two years.
Then after film school, he started this Underbelly channel with Justin and two other people whose names have been lost to history.
Do you suppose that when he went to film school for those two years he said, “Boy, I want to make Youtube videos when I graduate”?
Nobody says that. You can make Youtube videos without a degree. That’s what the high school or college kids who are making this video are doing.
I’m not making a criticism of Newt. I’m criticising the American higher education system. It’s a total scam. How many “film schools” must there be in the US? Hundreds? Thousands? Every year, a full complement of students are enrolling in these “schools”. How many new directors do we need every year? Ten?
So that’s hundreds or thousands of people wasting their fucking time and money on this scam bullshit every year. The only people being enriched by this whole thing are the schools themselves.
I don’t know how much Newt paid for this scam school but for many people, it’s absolutely crippling debt that they’ll never pay off for the rest of their lives.
It’s not just “film schools”, although that’s probably one of the more egregious offenders of this predatory higher education system. Every college and university in America is contributing to this scam. English degrees, history degrees, philosophy degrees, politics degrees, sociology degrees: none of these are worth the paper they’re printed on. I don’t care if you went to Harvard. What are you going to do with such a degree? Aside from going to a graduate school and throwing more money at this scam, that degree is totally worthless.
Then you look at law schools. Way more law school graduates every year than there are jobs. And yet new law schools keep opening up every year and the existing law schools keep increasing their enrolment.
Even science degrees are worthless. Biology, chemistry, whatever. What are you going to do with that? Again, without going to a graduate program and getting a degree in something that’s actually required for a specific job, it’s worthless. And you didn’t even need a science degree to get into a graduate program. You could have got a degree in anything.
Music and art. Notorious sinkholes of money. I don’t even need to elaborate on this one. We all know that it’s a total waste of time and money but every year, thousands of Americans are being enrolled in these courses, not knowing that’s it’s worthless and it’s going to make them indebted to the banks for the rest of their lives.
There are only a handful of jobs that require a degree. Doctor, nurse, teacher, maybe some others. Unless you really want to do one of these jobs, don’t go to college/university. It’s a total waste of money.
I’m speaking specifically about the US experience where it can easily cost $50,000/year for this total bullshit. If you’re in a country where tuition is cheap or non-existent, do what you want.
But it makes no economic sense for an American to go to any form of higher education unless the job you want to do requires that specific degree. You’ll likely be living in poverty for the rest of your life if you get one of these worthless degrees (which is almost all of them).
At best, one of these worthless degrees will help you get your first job. Let’s say that you have an accounting degree. You might be able to get a job as an accountant at some fancy accountancy firm in the city. Whoop dee doo.
You could have got that same job, without the degree, by getting a job at H&R Block as an office assistant, demonstrating your proficiency with numbers, getting promoted to an accountant and then having a proven track record of good work. No degree required. Then apply to that Big City accountancy firm.
The total cost of that was ZERO. Indeed, YOU got paid for all of this experience.
But that guy with the accounting degree wasted four years of his life and went $200,000 in debt.
Once you have work experience, nobody gives a fuck what degree you have or don’t have. So just get the work experience. You don’t need to spend tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get your first job. That’s idiotic.
In the unlikely event that you find a job that says that they require a degree, make it up. Just say that you have one. Nobody is going to check. And, if you want to get really into this, just have one printed out.
Anyway, back to Newt.
2:15 – They talk about Midnight Show, which is Newt’s proposed movie which is a compilation of spoof horror trailers.
He never released this but I’ve seen some of these so-called spoof trailers. So he’s been working on this for nearly ten years. They were just fucking terrible little videos of Horseface McGee in a bikini or whatever. Ten years.
And who would want to watch this anyway? The world is a richer place for never having been subjected to a completed version of this “movie”.
Then the last minute is awkward “reactions” from these kids. And in the post script, it says that this kid hopes to one day work for Underbelly.
Hope he has a degree from a “film school” first. Otherwise, Underbelly won’t hire him.
Anyway, did this kid ever follow (or “fallow” as his tenth grade self spelled it) his dream of working at Underbelly? No. But surprisingly, he’s still making Youtube videos. Kind of. Nobody is watching them but he still puts out about three videos a year.
If you do some sleuthing, you discover that he’s a “technical director” at some local tv station. Whatever that means. He got the job a couple of years ago.
Before that, he worked in retail for five years.
He got this technical director job shortly after he got his bachelor’s degree in some film shit. He was in college for five years. First he went to community college, then after three years he transferred to a “respectable” college that probably cost him upwards of $50,000/year.
Why was he working in retail for those five years? I know that he was in college so could only work part-time but that’s exactly the point. Forget about college and go get a proper job. He could have applied to this fucking local tv station right out of high school. Learn how all of this shit works on the job. Get promotions. Maybe go to a different local tv station to get a better job.
Five years of that shit, five years of learning the trade and doing various jobs perhaps at various local tv stations and he’d be able to get this technical director job. Cost him nothing. Indeed, he was earning money this whole time.
Instead, he got a $200,000+ degree that he’ll be paying off for the rest of his life. Home ownership, car ownership, boat ownership, forget it. The only directors getting any boats are the board of directors at these colleges.
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EPIC Game Room Tour in 2022! – ZapTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lF_QSHfLk
Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal is showing off her “epic” game room.
By the way, in case anyone missed the original post, she really did say, “People tell me that I’m too attractive to be an influencer”. This was at some nerd convention panel that she did. THIS woman said that. Zap Cristal.
Even if it was a hot chick (which it by no means is) and this thing was actually uttered by some horny retard, what a monstrously conceited thing to repeat. She has no self-awareness at all.
0:30 – “I’m excited to show you guys everything I’ve added, everything that you guys have gifted to me.”
She also accepts gifts from the mentally retarded. Who the fuck would do this?
0:45 – “I have two bookcases. Honestly, I don’t own a room.”
So…this is going to be a bookcase tour. Not a game room tour. Why not just call the video, “Here’s my game collection” or something?
1:00 – “I have these two book cases. They’re called billy bookcases.”
Come on. We know what they are. They’re the cheapest bookcases that Ikea sells.
So she’s showing this glass display case with all of her most prized possessions and…I mean…it’s just junk. Back to the Future trash, Flintstones trash, Who Framed Roger Rabbit trash, Ms Pac Man trash. It’s just shit from the 1990s to the present. Video games and drinking glasses and stuffed toys and McDonalds toys. The total value of these shelves is probably…I don’t know…two hundred bucks? Even that seems high to me.
I don’t know. This is just sad. I don’t want to continue the video.
I’m trying to think what kind of shit I would get if I wanted to collect things but…I don’t do that. I’m an adult.
But if I had like a display cabinet that I wanted to fill up with items…antiques? I know that that’s gay and all but at least it’s something that an adult would collect. I don’t know…antique…pottery or…glassware…or…watches. Something. I wouldn’t just go to Ebay and get McDonald’s Happy Meals toys.
This collection of hers it’s something that children would have. Let’s look at The Flintstones. What about Flintstones stuff from the 1960s? You know…when the show was actually on. That might be something interesting. But drinking glasses from Hardee’s that were released in the 1990s? No.
I’m seeing some 1960s Flintstones stuff on Ebay and it’s pretty reasonably priced. Most of it is $50 to $100. Pebbles dolls and an uncut fabric panel for making your own Fred and Wilma dolls. That has to be rare and it’s only $40. It’s a drawing of Fred and Wilma, front and back, and the idea is that you’re supposed to cut this out, fill it with stuffing, stitch it together, and you have like a stuffed toy. It’s interesting. I don’t think that they’ve made these sort of things in 40 years. I had one as a kid.
Here’s A Flintstones pull toy for $300. Wilma pushing Pebbles in a stroller. That’s cool.
So there’s interesting stuff out there but…a DVD of The Flintstones 1990s movie? No. That’s not interesting. And it’s not even the original 1990s movie with Rosie O’Donnell, it’s one of the shitty sequels. Come on.
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WTF Wednesday Review: FACES OF DEATH – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5rWfj9wzE
This is the second one of his WTF Wednesday series. The first one was Showgirls. I just found it uncomfortable viewing. Did Newt jerk off right before doing this video or is he going to do it right after? I don’t want to think about this.
He has a box of Count Chocula in the background. Is this intentional? Oh, yeah. Because there’s also a box of Boo Berry and Monster Mash. So…Newt decorates his home with cereal boxes. Interesting.
1:30 – Newt says that he has a Batman figure on his stove but it’s not a fire hazard because he doesn’t use his stove. So…he just always eats out, I guess. This is somebody who hasn’t figured out how to be an adult whatsoever. This is bad money management and bad dietary habits.
2:00 – He says that the Batman figure is there for the ladies but that the last time a lady was on the channel was in September.
This is very offensive to his legions of transwomen viewers. I see them all the time on his Twitter and he responds to them. So he knows about them. Are these not women? There are loads of
dudes in dresseswomen on his Twitter.Speaking of Twitter, Newt got a new car.
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1479566061276172304
It’s an Audi. I don’t know the model but I think that the cheapest Audi model is about $37,000.
How is Newt getting all of this money? He’s plagiarising currency?
Maybe he’s just leasing, that seems to be popular these days, but even so couldn’t he have leased a cheaper car?
I haven’t driven in 15 years so I don’t know how things are done now but when I was driving, I’d go to the car dealership with a stack of cash (or a cheque) and say, “What can you show me for $5,000?” or whatever I had. And then I’d get a decent used car.
Why doesn’t he do that? Wouldn’t that be a better use of his money? He just started a new job and he has health conditions that he says he’s always concerned about paying for the treatment.
No, let’s get a new Audi. This is very womanly behaviour. I’m trading in broad stereotypes here but think about the woman who just had a bad day so she goes out and buys something expensive to make herself feel better. That’s what Newt is doing.
Does he think that he’s going to get bitches with this car? Forget it. Women aren’t impressed with Audis. So this was a horrible purchase.
2:45 – So then he starts telling us about this complete piece of shit of a movie.
5:00 – Newt goes on an extended rant about people who make jokes about horse-faced women. I can’t tell if this is a shot on Crystal Quin or not.
5:30 – Newt tells us about some failed film project that he had involving the aforementioned Horseface McGee. The producers didn’t like Crystal’s acting performance so they decided not to go ahead with the project.
6:45 – He doesn’t want to use this character again because he feels that Ms McGee should have some say in this so he created a different character which has all of the same characteristics of the old character but a different name.
This is why Newt is the ideas man. He’s full of great ideas. Each one fresher and more original than the last. Okay, Shark Vampire is out but what about…Shark Mummy. Nobody’s done that yet.
7:00 – Weird shout out to Erin Plays. He’s talking about that tv that she made Mike purchase for her so that she could do a video on it and then never look at it again. Let’s see if I can find my review of this.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/11/testing-nes-games-on-awesome-retro.html
That was in November 2020. We’ve never seen or heard of that tv since. No, that’s not true. There was also the tweet that Madam Fomo made about this tv. Mike had this tv shipped to some john of Madam Fomo’s called Retro RGB. Madam Fomo tweeted a picture of her with the tv.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/11/destinyfomo-has-mike-mateis-television.html
This was also in November 2020. Then Madam Fomo tried to get that article removed, using false copyright claims (something that she does repeatedly) and was unsuccessful in her attempt. Hey Madam Fomo! Are you still a prostitute? Good stuff.
So Newt’s idea is for a character called Anna Log (as in “analogue”) who’s a sexy lady with a television for a head. I see. Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen.
7:45 – “I have a million ideas I never do anything with”.
Thank the almighty fuck. Well, for the last part of that sentence, anyway.
8:00 – So Newt starts his story about how when he was in the 5th grade he rented this piece of shit from the video store.
He talks about how his parents let him watch whatever he wanted.
I don’t know. Thinking back, I was never told that I couldn’t watch particular movies but…I never wanted to watch this shit so the issue never came up. I wasn’t some deranged lunatic who wanted to see dismemberments and whatnot.
To this day, I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a horror movie in the 1980s gore sense. Why would I? That shit has absolutely no value. This is what psychopaths do with their time.
You watch Monster Madness or whatever and it’s James Rolfe reading the plagiarised scripts of Newt Wallen and he’ll talk about his favourite kills and goriest disfigurements and whatnot and this holds absolutely zero interest to me. I can’t even understand the appeal for anybody. There has to be something seriously wrong with you to want to watch this. It’s this sort of degenerate bullshit that erodes society.
8:45 – Newt compares “titties and terror” to “peanut butter and jelly” and “two good things that go together.”.
This is what I’m talking about. This is a sick person. He’s combined sex with violence.
12:45 – He’s in the store and wants to rent Faces of Death. He compares this to an episode of Freaks & Geeks where the high school kids want to buy beer and the clerk refuses.
Maybe if Newt didn’t spend all of his time watching degenerate films he would realise that the obvious comparison is American Graffiti. Indeed, I’ve never seen Freaks & Geeks, it was not a popular show, but from the description, I assume that the scene that he’s talking about is a parody of the scene from American Graffiti. This scene was also parodied in an episode of the Simpsons wherein Homer wants to purchase illegal fireworks.
13:00 – His cat’s name is Elvira. The more you learn about Newt…I mean…this is just depressing. He’s wasted his life. But it doesn’t have to continue like this. Fucking do something. Get a normal job and normal interests.
16:45 – He goes on a long rant about how he doesn’t like animal abuse in movies because he likes animals more than people. This is just further proof, if any was needed, that there’s something seriously wrong with him. He enjoys watching people get disemboweled but not animals.
21:00 – Newt put the movie on for his co-workers when he worked in a movie theatre but only one other person wanted to watch this shit.
That’s the video.
But yeah, I remember this piece of shit. A schoolmate’s father owned a video store and you had to be 18 in order to rent this. That’s the extent of my story because I had zero interest in this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QROsCcpd1E
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No Holds Barred is Ridiculous! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1Wsy5_B88
Without even starting the video, this is an ad. It’s an ad for a video game about wrestling. The guy who’s profiting off of this game (I don’t know if he made the game or is the publisher or what) does a lot of promotion for this game.
I won’t mention the title of the game, so as not to give him any more publicity, but John Riggs has done numerous videos about this game, all advertisements. John Riggs also appears in the crowd in this game. This was all part of getting “Youtubers” to promote this fucking game.
The developers are so fucking desperate that they even put Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal in the game. She’s on a ring mat logo along with her husband. She has like 2000 subscribers.
John Riggs said that the original plan for this game was to use Youtubers as the actual wrestlers. So you would have been able to play as John Riggs and JonTron and whatever other loser Youtubers they could have scraped up.
So this shows that the game was entirely designed for promotion. Just get a bunch of “gaming” Youtubers, no matter how little-known they are, put them in the game, they’ll promote the game on their shitty channels, and it will be a license to print money.
Instead, the developers were able to secure the rights to put little-known wrestlers in the game, so that’s what they ended up doing. But they still heavily promote this game using retro “gaming” Youtubers.
Which brings us to this video. They’re so desperate to promote this game that they’re even appearing on Hack the Movies. It’s the guy profiting from this game and The Blue Meanie. I also saw some videos where Colt Cabana was playing the game with some loser Youtubers who I never heard of. So there’s no bottom for these people. They will appear on any channel to promote this game.
0:15 – Awkward as fuck intro. Tony is trying to be funny. The Blue Meanie is trying to be funny. And they’re both failing. They’re failing so hard that I won’t even transcribe it.
By the way, Tony knows nothing about wrestling. But he pretends to. As does Kieran. I’m talking specifically about wrestling from the 1990s. They were too young to watch this shit. They were born in like 1988.
As for The Blue Meanie, I don’t even know who it is and I was watching wrestling at the time. I know the name, of course, and I’ve seen him before but I wasn’t watching ECW. I don’t even know how I could have been. It was on late at night, on some obscure channel, in infomercial form. I watched it whenever I could find it and stay up that late because there was always a scene of a large breasted Asian woman wearing a towel but…is this the only way that the show aired? As these late night infomercials? Maybe there was an actual show in certain markets and I just wasn’t in such a market.
2:00 – Shout out to John Riggs. That was the first “Youtuber” this guy mentioned as being in the game. John Riggs is actually the biggest “Youtuber” in the game. I mean by popularity, not by weight, but probably by weight too.
This is brutal. I’m at 7 minutes and Tony just keeps talking about himself and his appearance in some Batman movie. And The Blue Meanie, in turn, also keeps talking about himself and various things that he’s been in. At least Blue Meanie is the guest and has more interesting stories.
16:30 – Now Tony is saying that he wants to work with more wrestlers. He says that he put New Jack (some scumbag wrestler who died recently) in some shitty little “movie” that he made. Or something. Nobody fucking cares. This is embarrassing.
20:30 – Tony doesn’t know that Hogan’s finisher in Japan was a clothesline. The axe bomber.
Now, I’m not the biggest wrestling fan by any means but even I know this. And I know the backstory. Hogan accidentally knocked some guy out with it so this became his finisher. Who was it who he knocked out? I can’t remember. Antonio Inoki? Let me look this up.
I don’t know. Maybe. I can’t find a definitive source.
21:00 – Then Tony suggests that people should watch Hogan’s matches in Japan because Hogan wrestled more technical matches in Japan. Like this is fucking news to anyone. He’s talking to a professional wrestler, who’s 15 years older than him, and has been a lifelong wrestling enthusiast. He fucking knows that Hogan wrestled a more technical style in Japan. We all know it. I know it.
30:30 – “He’s literally hulking out.”
This is an actual quote from Tony. And Blue Meanie just awkwardly says, “yeah”, not wanting to correct Tony. “Hulking up”, by the way. It’s always been “hulking up”. “Hulking out” has never been a thing.
I’ve neglected to post my article where Tony and Kieran discuss some shitty wrestling movie because my article was terrible and I couldn’t even watch five minutes of their video. But it’s here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/escape-undertaker-is-interactive-tony.html
Tony referenced this stupid video that they did in this thing he’s doing here with The Blue Meanie.
From what little I saw of this Undertaker “review”, neither Kieran nor Tony know jack shit about wrestling from the 1990s. I don’t blame them for this. I’m ten years older than them and I know very little about wrestling from the 1980s. I was too young, just like they were too young to remember much from the 1990s.
But then why pretend? Why embarrass yourself? “Remember when Hulk Hogan used to hulk out in Olive Japan Wrestling against The Mysterious Kagura? It reminds me of the time when I was making Mummy Cop and one of my hobo actors soiled himself.”
This is bad. It’s really bad.
I’m done. I can’t. I made it to 36 minutes. That’s better than I usually do for these dreadful Talking About Tapes.
Well, at least Crystal wasn’t in this one. So there’s that.
And I was shitting on this guy who’s constantly promoting this game but he didn’t say much during this thing. That’s a positive. We’re not here to listen to him and he knows that.
What we’re also not here for is to listen to Tony constantly promote himself. It’s just so awkward.
Anyway, if you want to play a good wrestling game, you should get Fire Pro Wrestling World. I’ve been playing Fire Pro games ever since I first discovered Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium via emulation. It was a Super Famicom game. This must have been shortly after I got the internet so…1997 or 1998, I guess.
Then I got fucking all of them. All of the Fire Pro games for the 16 bit consoles. There were like five of them for Super Famicom, there were some for PC Engine. Those were okay but the only one worth playing in 1997/1998 was Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium.
Holy shit. It’s crazy to think that that game was pretty current when I was playing it. The game was released in 1996.
Then years later, I bought a Dreamcast solely to play Fire Pro Wrestling D. I had to get a boot CD too because it was an import game. I must have spent thousands of hours on that game.
Then I just started collecting everything. I got Fire Pro Wrestling G for the PlayStation and Fire Pro Wrestling: 6 Men Scramble for the Saturn. I didn’t even have a Saturn or any way to play imports on my PlayStation but I played these games on emulators.
I also tried to get every game I could in rom form. Fire Pro Wrestling G and 6 Men Scramble were hard to find because this was in dialup days and CD’s were huge files, so that’s why I bought the actual games. But I managed to track down fucking everything. I got the fucking WonderSwan game and I don’t even know what a WonderSwan is. But I managed to get it running on an emulator. I also got the GBA games, both the Japanese and North American versions, because they’re different.
Oh, and I bought actual copies of the North American GBA games too. It was somewhat of an ordeal tracking those down. This must have been in like 2007 or so.
Then I got a PlayStation 2 just so that I could play Fire Pro Wrestling Returns. This was also probably around 2007. I got Fire Pro Wrestling Z too, even though I knew it was an inferior game. I was just obsessed with the games. I spent thousands of hours on Fire Pro Wrestling Returns too.
But yeah, I got fucking everything. Except the weird mobile phone games. There’s very little information about them. I don’t think that I’m missing anything.
And I don’t even play the game. I don’t like the game. But I “sim” matches where the computer controls both characters. It’s like playing with dolls. This is the appeal. And this is how most people in the uber nerdy Fire Pro community “play” the game.
So yeah. Check out Fire Pro Wrestling World if you want to join the autistic nerd fun.
By the way, Johanna is wearing a Mothra t-shirt in a recent (unwatchable) Talking About Tapes. As here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_uMu0DZPr8
It reminded me of the banner art. That’s supposed to be Johanna in the Godzilla t-shirt. The artist was really charitable in the depiction. That’s Johanna after she lost 50 pounds.
Anyway, maybe I told this story already, but I initially wanted the drawing to have Johanna in a Mothra t-shirt but the artist had a phobia of moths so wouldn’t do it. So I said, “What about Godzilla then?” and she was okay with that.
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I'm Back! Life, expo, and work updates! – SuperRetroGal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjEFR1P0GA
The triumphant return of Super Awkward Gal.
Her usual awkward as fuck intro. I don’t even know how to describe it. There’s something off with her. Really off.
0:45 – “My family is extremely Swedish.”
I…what? I had to rewind this one to make sure that I heard it correctly. Extremely Swedish. What does that mean?
First of all, she’s an American.
Secondly, how can anybody be extremely…let’s just look at American. “I’m extremely American.” Does that make sense to anyone? What the fuck does it mean?
Is this what you think of when you think of the Swedish people? Super Awkward Gal? Dark hair. Living in California. Doesn’t speak Swedish. This is “extremely Swedish” to you?
1:00 – “I made crumb-cock-cake this year.”
This is an example of the “extremely Swedish” things that she does over “the holidays”. Making crumb-cock-cake.
I mean, what’s Super Awkward Gal’s favourite Swedish tv show? What does she order when she goes to Sibylla?
Maybe she had a Swedish grandmother or something but who gives a fuck? Maybe both of her parents were Swedish but I’m still not giving a fuck. Those people might be Swedish but she’s clearly an American. A dumbass American. An American who enjoys going to Disneyland and other dumbass things that dumbass Americans enjoy doing. Perhaps she’s a fan of mudding.
1:45 – “I appreciate you all supporting me and loving me.”
See? That’s not something that a Swedish person would say. They’re much more reserved and classy folk. This is something that dumbass Americans would say. Particularly dumbass Americans from California.
2:00 – “Let’s talk about the SoCal Gaming Expo.”
Then she says that it was cancelled. Who cares? What does this have to do with Sweden. Show me a single Swedish person who gives a fuck about the SoCal Gaming Expo.
She describes the 2020 cancellation of this convention as “the most devastating thing in the whole entire world.” Remember this quote for what’s coming up. I spoiled myself by reading the comments.
Then she says that she’s now co-owner of this convention because the previous owner didn’t want to bother with this nerd shit any more, presumably because it’s not profitable. Her co-owner is some guy from The Game Chasers. I’ve never seen that channel.
What about a Swedish Gaming Expo? She should start one of those. She’s extremely Swedish, after all. All Paradox games.
3:45 – She says that dealing with vendors at nerd conventions is “where her heart is.” Erin also says that a lot. It must be a California thing. OR maybe it’s a Swedish thing and Erin is extremely Swedish too.
4:15 – She talks about getting a job at Disney again in May 2021. She worked with horses. Maybe she was able to use her experience herding reindeer in Sweden and apply it to this horse job.
4:30 – She says that she’s old. She’s like 32. Wait…can that be right? I always say that she’s knocking on 40 but I was surprised to learn that she was about Erin’s age. Let’s just say 34. In any event, it’s never cute or funny to say that you’re old. It’s just a really lame way to fish for compliments. “Oh, you’re not old. I’m old. I’m 37”. Then somebody will reply to that loser saying, “Oh, no. You’re not old either. I’m 40”. And so it goes. It’s, ironically, really childish.
4:45 – She says that she’s leaving the job this week. I thought that she already quit. She had some dispute with Disney because Disney refused to give a pay rise. Or something.
I guess that she just got over it.
Oh fuck. She’s not even leaving Disney at all. She’s just changing departments. “Guest talent”. You know where they use these stupid work euphemisms like this? Not Sweden, that’s for sure. But they do enjoy using this shit in The Land of Opportunity.
I also note that she said “Happy Holidays” earlier in the video. This is a term that started to gain traction in the early 1990s and it’s a way to try to appease Jews. The expression is exclusively used in the US. They just say “Christmas” in Sweden. Or whatever. “Jul”. Not many Jews in Sweden.
5:00 – Then she really, REALLY licks the anus of this department. It’s unbelievable. The “guest talent” department of Disneyland is saving the fucking world.
You know where this sort of corporate bootlicking is popular? The Land of Milk and Honey. In Sweden? No, they don’t do that shit there. It’s a much more equitable country so you don’t get this sort of behaviour.
“I loved to be a facilitator so I facilitated a lot for Disney.”
This means something to somebody but…not me. She’s talking about her job title. She was a facilitator. I guess. We’re supposed to know what that means. She’s just using stupid corporate buzz words again. This is very popular in the US. Not in Sweden, though.
And she was fired from this exact same job. She was bitching, rightly, about Disney refusing to give their workers a pay rise. But now she’s giving the desiccated corpse of Walt Disney a fucking rimjob. It’s bizarre. She’s a complete bootlicker.
She was the same when she got a job at Screenwave. She was employed by Screenwave for like a week before she quit. But for that week, she talked about how everybody at Screenwave was doing God’s work. This is the best company she’s ever worked for. Everybody is amazing. Everybody should sign up with Screenwave, even if you don’t have a Youtube channel.
Then a week later, she quit and talked about how shitty they are.
She’s totally fake. Everything about her is fake. Especially her Swedish ancestry. “Extremely Swedish” my fucking ass.
6:15 – Pops (her husband’s grandfather who she was the [horrible] carer for) “took a turn for the worse.”
6:30 – “It was extremely tragic.”
She can barely keep a straight face. She HATED this guy. She HATED taking care of him. She was just waiting for him to die. You could see it in everything that she said. And she had that deplorable video showing her giving him a bath. Fucking unbelievable.
I reviewed that horrible video here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/taking-care-of-elderly-person-day-in-my.html
“My husband and I got married and immediately moved into this house to take care of him.”
This is what I’m talking about. She has massive resentment over this. “Oh, I just got married and now I have to take care of this fucking zombie.”
I appreciate that it’s a difficult situation and you’re not even related to the guy but you presumably agreed to this. And I assume that you’re getting the house when he dies. So…whatever. She’s just been waiting for this guy to die for four years.
6:45 – “I really believe that it’s important to take care of your elders. I’m really traditional.”
Uh huh. Some of that traditional Swedish elder veneration.
7:00 – Then she shouts out the video that I mention above and says, “A lot of you told me that I look sad in that video.”
It’s not about you, you conceited bitch. It’s about this unfortunate old man who has to have a lunatic recording him taking a bath and talking about what a child-like, mush brain burden he is to you.
7:00 – “His key, unfortunately, had a fall.”
Good for his key but what does it have to do with him? He lost his key or something? What the fuck is she saying? I listened to this five times and I still didn’t get it. She has a real diction problem. I often have trouble understanding her. Maybe it’s just her Swedish accent.
Then she says that they would put him to bed at 7:00. She’s talking about this man like he’s a child. She does this constantly. This is why they have professional carers. I’d rather entrust my loved ones to somebody making eight bucks an hour who hates their job than this fucking lunatic.
So this man fell out of bed, they didn’t take him to the hospital, and she just went to work. She came back from work and he had fallen again and was confused. So they took him to the hospital where they determined that he had had a stroke or a heart attack.
Why is she working anyway? She had previously said that she couldn’t work because she had to take care of “Pops” full-time. But now she’s just leaving him at his home unattended? And when he falls and can’t even stand up straight she says, “Okay, going to work now.”
8:45 – She says that they’re looking for a nursing home for this guy. She says, “Our home is not set up to take care of an elderly person.”
It’s not her home. It’s his home. This is creepy as fuck.
Then she says, “I would have to quit my job.” Yeah. That’s what she’s been doing for the past four years, as far as I’m aware. Why did she suddenly go back to work?
“And I wouldn’t be getting paid for it.”
Yeah. We know. You haven’t been getting paid for the past four years. What happened to you being traditional and taking care of the elderly? You suddenly stopped caring about that?
This woman is pure evil. She can not wait until this guy dies and she can take his home.
9:00 – “So we’re taking one for the team and unfortunately going to have to pay for him being in a home.”In case you’re misreading, let me make it clear. She’s not saying that it’s unfortunate that he’s going to a “home”. She’s saying that it’s unfortunate that they have to pay for it.
9:45 – She shouts out the people who told her, “I’m super sorry for what you’re going through.”
This is all about her. Nothing about this unfortunate old man. He has a catheter now so she can’t take care of him any more. She doesn’t deal with urine, apparently. So fuck that guy. Get out of your home and just die already.
10:00 – “We can’t bring in a nurse or somebody else into our home.”
Why not? And again, it’s NOT their home. I’m telling you 100% that the house belongs to this old man. She’s said as much before. But now she’s describing it as “our home” (i.e. her and her husband’s home).
There’s no explanation for why they can’t have a nurse or a carer come into the home. They just say that they can’t. Why not? It’s this guy’s home. Can he afford it? You just don’t want to blow through your inheritance?
10:30 – “So be looking forward to more streaming, be looking forward to more videos.”
No, I’m not looking forward to any of that. This is a deranged, dangerous woman. Somebody should report her to the police. “There’s a weird Swedish woman trying to kill her husband’s grandfather to get his house.”
“Find our chocobo cookbook.”
What is she saying? Fucking chocobos. That was her video idea, by the way. A video about chocobo cooking.
10:45 – “Like I said, I’m very traditional, I cook almost every day for my husband.”
It’s so disingenuous and just downright evil. And you read the fucking comments and it s like these people are on another planet. They actually praise her. They talk about what a great person she is and how selfless she is to take care of “Pops”. And film him while he takes a bath. And neglect to take him to the hospital after he had a stroke. And constantly hoping that he finally dies so that they can take his house.
Are these people watching the same video as I am?
Mike Matei leaves a comment. It’s a Christmas tree. This woman is Erin’s BFF so I guess that that means that Mike has to somehow communicate with her too, even if it’s just in this pathetic fashion.
By the way, I don’t know if Mike is dyslexic or what but he never writes anything remotely interesting and he has a really hard time reading. You see this all the time in his streams when he’s reading text. If he comes across a fictional name, he usually just skips it. Or sometimes he’ll make an attempt but gets it clearly wrong. He’ll transpose the letters and shit. Like in Mystery Dungeon, he kept calling Torneko “Torkeno” even after the chat corrected him probably 100 times.
Maybe he’s just a bad reader. Maybe he met James in special education.
NewWaveJunkie also replies. He replies to all of the gamer grrls. Erin, of course, and I think Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining and also a bunch of ones that you’ve never heard of.
– “Brooke! It’s so great to see you again! I know how quickly situations can change for elderly loved ones so my heart goes out to you. All my best to you guys and Pops.”
What a creep.
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Erin is in Disneyland. Again.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1480668403144798225
Wasn’t she just there? I could swear that I was complaining about this just recently.
Yeah.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/12/erin-is-visiting-her-parents-yet-again.html
That was 7 December and she said that she was “out of town” so couldn’t stream. Then when you watch the stream, she says that she’s visiting her parents.
So is this all the same trip? They’ve been in California since at least 7 December? Why is nothing ever explained? And Mike has been streaming all of this time, hasn’t he?
Well, his last stream was from eight days ago and he was presumably streaming from his home. Or else he just brought the posters with him.
And there was that picture that she took with Mike and Jimmy and the Screenwave Crew.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1475964893039935491
That was on 28 December.
So it would seem that they went to California around 7 December and returned to “the East Coast” at some indeterminate point and now they’re back in California. So they made two trips to California within 40 days.
Why? Why do they keep going there? Why the insane frequency?
Neither one of them work and Mike apparently has money. So I understand that they can travel frequently. But why would they keep going to the same fucking place?
You can go anywhere in the world, Erin has said numerous times that she’s never left the US, but they just keep going back to fucking Disneyland. It doesn’t make any sense. Why would they go twice in a month in two separate trips?
It’s just a total waste of money and it’s…stupid. I don’t know how else to describe it. I understand wasting money but this is idiotic.
Erin is deeply unhappy so that’s why she keeps wanting to go back to California. But who would go twice in a fucking month? Forget about the money aspect. Even if it was free, and assuming that we have no responsibilities, it’s fucking brainless.
You’re in California. You just arrived from “The East Coast”. You spend two weeks there with your family. Maybe you go to Disneyland while you’re there. Then you go back to “The East Coast.”
You’re in “The East Coast” for a week or two. Then you go back to California. Does this make any sense to anyone? Just fucking stay there for the month. Why do all of this travelling? Do they enjoy the stress of the airport? Do they enjoy packing and unpacking?
If I was Mike, I would say that this is enough. I appreciate that he really enjoys buttsex and he has a good thing going there but these trips to California are way, way too frequent. It’s not worth it. It’s just an anus, Mike. You can find another anus.
It’s not even about the money. Who would want to go to California this frequently? You can go anywhere in the world. “Let’s go to Disneyland for the billionth time.” No. That’s enough of this shit, Mike. Be a man and say that you’re not doing it any more. And if Erin is unhappy, let her go live with her parents or Joe from Gamesack or whatever she wants to do. Because this is fucking moronic. She’s making a complete and utter fool of you.
I wouldn’t go to Disneyland once. If I had a girlfriend who wanted to go to Disneyland, that’s a deal breaker for me. I travel with my girlfriend. We go to plenty of places. Different places in the UK, different places in Europe. If she ever said, “I want to go to Euro Disney”, I’d say, “I’m sorry but I’m not doing that.”
I’m an adult. I don’t go to children’s amusement parks. And I sure as fuck wouldn’t go twice in a month during two separate trips.
And look at this picture that she put on Twitter. We’re supposed to be jerking off to this. Why? Because she’s showing her leg? This isn’t the 1920s and she’s not some syphilis-ridden flapper. We’ve all seen legs. Legs are not titillating.
What is this 35 year old woman doing at Disneyland posing for “sexy” pictures on a bench? Other people have to sit there now, after she’s put her shoes and near bare ass on there.
Oh, Bobdunga replied. She said, “CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.
You know, you read what these gamer grrls write and you realise that you’re not exactly dealing with intellectual juggernauts. These are some of the dumbest people on the planet.
That unfortunate man Games & Movies doesn’t seem to have replied. He’s the guy who posts repeated videos of him going to Disneyland and hugging the costumed characters. He also talks about Disneyland constantly in Erin’s streams and Erin always just replies with “That’s cool.”
Why doesn’t Erin go meet up with Games & Movies while she’s there? He’s obviously local. And the man is mentally retarded. Massively so. I don’t say this as an insult, it’s the reality. It would make his day. Mike can go as well, of course. I’m not suggesting anything sexual. Just go meet him. Go to McDonalds with him. Thank him for giving you $10 every month for years.
No, she won’t do that. She doesn’t give a fuck about these retards who go to her streams.
Just keep wasting Mike’s money on this stupid fucking bullshit. Then when he inevitably decides that he’s had enough, move on to Joe from Gamesack. I mean, it won’t last forever. She’s already 35. It won’t be long until she’s back living with her parents wondering where it all went wrong. Why aren’t the horntards coming to my streams any more? Why aren’t the suitors lining up to take me to Disneyland any more?
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Retro Ali Grief-Stricken by Death of Bob Saget
https://twitter.com/retr0ali/status/1480345737863081985
“as a huge full house fan i am so sad :(“
You want to know how many times she’s mentioned Full House and/or Bob Saget on Twitter? ONCE.
https://twitter.com/retr0ali/status/1115091616090341376
“*cue Full House theme song*”
And there’s a picture that sort of looks like the house from the Full House intro.
She’s a big Bob Saget fan, guys.
I hate this disingenuous bullshit. She doesn’t give a fuck about Bob Saget. She’s just jumping on the Bob Saget death bandwagon to wallow in fake depression and *nostalgia* for a little while.
Newt re-tweeted something about Bob Saget.
Was Tony able to refrain? Ummm…no. No, he wasn’t. He also re-tweeted something about Bob Saget.
These last two lazy fucks couldn’t even bothered to write their own half-assed condolence message. They just re-tweeted somebody else’s condolences.
This happens all the fucking time. Every time some celebrity dies, you see the same fucking losers trying to capitalise on it. And they’ve never talked about the recently departed once while they were alive.
I remember when Dimebag Darrell died. Who’s Dimebag Darrell? Who the fuck knows. Some scumbag musician. So when he died, some guy on an internet message board that I used to frequent went on about it CONSTANTLY. And this was an English guy. It got to the point where his English girlfriend said, “I’ve never heard you talk about Dimebag Darrell even once before.”
Actually, a few years later, the guy who wouldn’t shut up about Dimebag Darrell died himself and everybody talked about how broken up they were about the loss. They HATED this guy when he was alive. He was a fucking asshole. But the minute he died, here come the fake tears.
Going back further, there was a college basketball player named Hank Gathers who died while playing. So for a few days, there was a guy at school who wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. He never talked about this guy once before he died but now he’s all about him. And how would he know about this guy? He’s intensely following college basketball as a 12 year old? Again, eventually somebody called him out on this and said, “You’ve never talked about Hank Gathers even once before. Why now?”
Chyna died. The professional wrestler. And I remember this fucking lunatic “Youtuber” Wrestling Jesus making a whole boo hoo video about it. How he was such a big fan and he used to bond with his father over her wrestling matches and whatever.
Not even one week earlier, he made a video shitting on Chyna and what a scumbag porn star she is.
Sticking on the topic of professional wrestling, I remember when the Ultimate Warrior died. Now, I was a big Ultimate Warrior fan. Not so much him as a wrestler but him as a Youtuber and a motivational speaker. He used to do these really weird motivational videos on Youtube and of course that video of him giving a speech at some college and protestors call him homophobic is a classic.
So I was genuinely saddened when he died. I watched his matches as a kid and I watched his Youtube videos. And not many people were watching this shit.
Then he died and people can’t shut the fuck up about him. They’re so distraught. The same people who called him a homophobe and a lunatic and whatever else. These people weren’t watching his Youtube videos. Fucking nobody was. They weren’t talking about him. They didn’t give a fuck about old Jim Hellwig. But then he died and it’s the worst thing ever. For a day or two.
Fucking Bobdunga was completely destroyed when Kobe Bryant died. She was even crying about his daughter. She never talked about Kobe Bryant once before and she didn’t even know that he had a daughter. But for like two weeks, she wouldn’t shut up about it. Is basketball even popular in Canada? And among women?
I was watching Mike Matei doing some streaming recently and he started talking about what a big Norm MacDonald fan he is. Really? This is news to me. You’ve never talked about Norm MacDonald before, Mike. Why now?
It’s possible, in some cases, that these people were genuinely fans of these people in some respect. I have no doubt that Retro Ali has at least seen a clip from an episode of Full House, although she seems too young to have watched the show when it was new. But if you can appreciate something in private, and that’s the only way you’ve ever appreciated this thing, you should also “mourn” in private. Don’t all of a sudden tell everybody what a big fan you are of some dead celebrity because that’s fake as fuck. I don’t know why people do it. Go fuck yourself, you phoney bastards.
And in most cases, they’ll never talk about the person again. It’s only for that brief period right after they hear the news. Maybe a day or two later. Or in extreme cases, as with crazy Bobdunga, up to two weeks.
It’s disrespectful to the person and it’s disrespectful to the basic concepts of life and death. This isn’t a trivial matter to impress your friends with. “Oh, I’m so broken up about this celebrity who I’ve never talked about before.”
Be concerned about your own life, people you know, maybe even some celebrities who you like. Appreciate people when they’re actually alive. And don’t trivialise life and death with your fake fucking mourning over people you’ve never met before and weren’t even a fan of just to score some weird internet points.