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opening a pack of 2003 Daredevil movie cards – Newt Wallen
We’re back with The Ideas Man. Somebody in the comments to a previous Newt article said that all that Newt can give this old prostitute is a video where he’s opening a pack of cards. I thought that he was joking. No. This is a real video. This is Skeletor’s debut video on Schlock & Awe. I’m not including the livestreams.
By the way, I saw bits of the recent livestream with Skeletor and PVC Bondage Guy. This one:
There is absolutely no way that I’m watching three hours of that. Nobody is. But I skipped around a couple of times. Everybody seems to be drunk. Skeletor is ridiculously full of herself. She says that she’s “working” tonight, whatever that means, somebody in the blog comments suggests shooting “content” for OnlyFans. And Newt referred to this woman as his “muse.”
I’m thinking that maybe he’s using the word “muse” as a joke now, knowing that people find it comical. But I’m not sure. Maybe he’s genuinely still using the word “muse.”
So an 18 minute video of Newt opening a pack of worthless cards with this prostitute. Come on. This is ridiculous. Ten minutes, absolute maximum for this shit.
0:00 – “So you guys like these trading card videos.”
Oh. Really. Do tell. Who are the people who like these videos? They’re awful.
The videos where he’s reviewing junk food are better than this shit. These cards are worth NOTHING. And they’re boring. The cards themselves are boring. So what’s the appeal?
Newt says, “Where can we find you?” and Skeletor says, “Instagram, Twitter” and so on. Well no shit. We’re looking for your username on these platforms. You might as well have said, “the internet” or “Kensington Avenue” or “Right here on Schlock and Awe.”
0:45 – Newt says that some Daredevil movie had a “cock rock” soundtrack. Whatever that means. Newt just wanted to say “cock” around this prostitute. And she got uncomfortable, of course. Newt has no idea how to speak to women. I mean, I know she’s a prostitute but she’s still a human being who can recognise creeps.
1:15 – Newt mentions that Coolio “just died”. Newt loves mentioning dead celebrities. He was a big Coolio fan. Never talked about him once while he was alive.
By the way, this woman pretends to be interested in comic book shit. And wrestling, I think. I saw it on her Twitter description or something. It’s just more ridiculously transparent bullshit to try to lure in horntards who also enjoy these nerds things.
Back when Destiny Fomo was advertising her “here’s my phone number, please talk to me, I’m so lonely” scam, I remember somebody in the comments saying, “Can I tell you about the new Transformers that I got?” and Madam Fomo said, “Uhh, sure, I guess.” That shit was a step too far even for Madam Fomo.
But yeah, all of these women pulling this horntard scam love nerd shit. What a remarkable coincidence. Because the overwhelming majority of women DON’T like Star Trek or X-Men or The Bastion Booger or whatever. I’d say a good 99% of women don’t like those things. And yet these women who take their clothes off for money or are in some way trying to capitalise on their appearance are all about that nerd shit.
You have Erin talking about what a big fan she is of Dungeons & Dragons, for example. Or Star Trek.
Why not just be honest? Would the horntards not still give Erin money if she said, “Look, I just like colours. Is that alright with you people?” Of course they would. They’d just talk about fucking colours. They don’t care. It’s not about the conversation, it’s about jerking off to…whatever it is that these people find titilating about Erin’s appearance in these streams.
She recently uploaded “C” in her epic journey of playing every NES game on stream, for money. And she starts the stream by saying that she’s “out of town” so not able to be on stream but “I hope you still watch anyway.”
So she knows. She knows why they’re there. They’re jerking off to that little box in the corner that has her face in it. I have no idea why but that’s what they’re doing. They’re legitimately mentally retarded. Maybe this is as much as they can handle.
By the way, “Out of town” is Erin’s euphamism for “I’m visiting my parents yet again.” It’s her twice-monthly visit to her parents.
Why can’t she put her camera on when she’s at her parents’ house anyway? She doesn’t want to show their house, I guess, but just put whatever streaming software on a laptop and sit in front of a blank wall. What’s the problem?
Anyway, back to Newt and this prostitute looking at fucking Daredevil cards from 2003.
2:45 – The next card is of Colin Farrell. Newt tells the story of how he’s BFFs with Colin Farrell or something. He met him through Todd Tuckey of TNT Amusements.
I used to watch this TNT Amusements channel. They would show pinball machines and arcade games that they’re working on. They sell used machines and refurbish them.
But the more I watched, the more I realised that this guy’s an asshole. He would complain about tipping a lot, for example. He would call out people who didn’t tip his delivery drivers or people who didn’t tip when having parties at his warehouse. He even left responses to Google reviews calling people out for not tipping.
Hey, asshole, pay your drivers more and include the cost of the tip in the price of the parties if you think that this is what it should cost.
And people would email him with questions about how to fix their pinball machine. So he’d call them up and say that technical support is $50/hour. And he’d put this shit in the video. Or him being an asshole to viewers of the channel who assumed, wrongly, that he was a decent person interested in helping out.
If you don’t want to help people fix their machines, fine. I appreciate that it’s a business. But why make a video where you’re wasting their time and insulting them? He’s the one who comes off as an asshole, not them.
Then there was a 17/18 year old guy who started working there. And this guy wasn’t interested in Todd’s creepy comments and bullshit behaviour. As an example, Todd kept saying “breast stroke” or something and this guy wasn’t going for it and was encouraging Todd to stop this shit.
Then the guy quit. He was only there for like a month. Maybe not even that long. And Todd said that he quit to go to college.
Learning to fix pinball machines is probably a skill that would have served this guy better than whatever shitty degree he’s going to get from college. It’s a niche thing. Even if he doesn’t want to work for Todd, he could start his own little business or just do it as and when for a little extra money. But I don’t blame this guy one bit for quitting. Who would want to work with this fat fucking creep?
Then Todd had a heart attack. He’s like 400 pounds, by the way, and probably in his 60s. So the doctor told him to lose weight and he did. He lost a lot of weight. For about a month. And then he gained it all back.
Since then, his video are entirely unwatchable. They’re filmed on somebody’s phone from 2005. All of the employees who he used to feature are gone, whether they’re no longer working there or don’t want to appear in the videos any more, I don’t know. And just this guy being boring as fuck.
4:00 – Newt says that Skeletor is based in Missouri but she disagrees and says that she’s rarely there. Uh huh. “Travelling” you say. She’s a prostitute.
Then Newt tells her to show off her dress. Skeletor says she got it from some place in Kansas City. Newt says that he’ll link to it in the description. But he doesn’t. He also said earlier that he’d link to her social media in the description. Again, he didn’t.
4:30 – A Ben Afleck card. Let’s hear Newt’s story about how he’s BFFs with Ben Afleck now.
Newt “ran” a diner and Ben Afleck…was…somehow in the vicinity of this diner. Good story, Newt.
5:45 – “I have a screenplay that I know will never get made.”
That’s all of them, Newt. Or you should know that, anyway.
Then he gives the dumbest fucking script idea of all time. And it’s just a ripoff of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Fucking Ideas Man over here.
9:30 – Newt says “Little minority kids” when he obviously was talking about black kids. Then he mentions how racist this scene was. What a bizarre turn of phrase. And suddenly Newt is Mr Sensitivity, having made an entire video about how petrified he was of a four year old black child and this child’s grandfather with the dirty hands.
10:15 – Jennifer Garner. Newt says, “When you think Greek, you think Jennifer Garner, who is as white, milk-toast as possible.”
Newt really enjoys that racism. He’s open about his racism towards white people but he’s a little more confused about his racism against black people.
Skeletor keeps looking at the camera and adjusting her dress, by the way. She’s adjusting it to show MORE cleavage, not less.
11:30 – Newt makes a reference to a “leather bondage suit” that some character in the movie is wearing.
12:00 – “Favourite expletive or yelling moment in a movie. What have you got?”
What? This was a question from Skeletor, by the way. It comes out of nowhere.
Newt says “Kahn” from Star Trek. Skeletor says that Newt stole her answer. Uh huh. She’s a big Star Trek fan, guys. As a 45 year old woman.
Then, literally, she talks about her “D&D group.”
Uh huh. I’m about two seconds from turning this shit off. Take your ridiculously transparent lies and shove them straight up your ass.
She says that she played with this group every Sunday for 14 years.
Guess what, bitch? I’m done.
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Wright Way Podcast EP. 11 Destiny Fomo
How the fuck did I miss this? Here’s the crossover everyone was hoping for. The original Mr Wright Way and Destiny “Don’t Call Me a Prostitute” Fomo.
This video was from four months ago. Was he already separated from Zap Cristal by that point? I think so. So I don’t think that this video could have caused any rift between those two lovebirds.
According to Mr Wright Way’s most recent video, he has a new love interest.
She’s wearing a wig in this thumbnail because in the video where she’s actually outside, her hair is much shorter.
She’s alright. You know. It’s a thick (or however the homeboys spell it) black woman. Judging from her accent, and the fact that I know Mr Wright Way is in Texas, I assume that she’s from the South. I’d give her some loving, I guess.
And good for Mr Wright Way for going with a black woman this time. It would have been ironic if he found another Puerto Rican woman. She could have been Zap Cristal II.
Also of note is that he hasn’t married this woman yet. He’s actually behaving like a normal human being and getting to know the person a bit before contemplating marriage.
Anyway, a definite step up from Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal. It’s good to see.
Now back to the scumbag stuff where he’s “interviewing” Madam Whoremo.
She has a foot of cleavage showing. Of course.
Oh, this is episode 11 of the podcast. I hadn’t been keeping up. Who else has he had on here? I’ll bet John Riggs was a guest.
Well, John Hancock was the first guest. And then he got Shane Helms. That’s surprising. I don’t know him but he was a wrestler. Ew. And he had fat transgender wrestler Nyla Rose as a guest. And Diamond Dallas Page? What? These people must agree to absolutely anything. How much is he paying for these guests? He can’t be making any return on the investments. These videos get like 1000 views.
Anyway, no John Riggs. Maybe John Riggs is holding out for more money.
0:00 – “The controversial Destiny Fomo.”
Well, prostitutes do tend to court controversy.
1:30 – Shout out to John Riggs. Mr Wright Way is advertising some nerd convention. He says he’s going to be on a panel with John Riggs.
Eugh. They’re talking about wrestling. WHO CARES? I’m not 10 years old.
I’m skipping ahead. I’m sorry.
15:00 – They’re talking about video games. Don’t care. Skipping ahead.
I don’t even know what I’m hoping for. Deep philosophical discussion, I guess.
21:15 – Now a third person comes on to the stream. He’s advertising some other nerd convention. WHO CARES? Skipping ahead.
47:00 – They’re still talking about video games. Skipping ahead.
1:00:00 – Some online shop is closing. Eugh. Come on. Can we talk about prostitution or something? I want some hard hitting questions. “How can you afford all of those games when you’ve never mentioned what it is that you do for a living, Madam Whoremo?” Something like this.
1:24:00 – Talking about Megaman and Spider-Man. Great. Send this podcast back to 1988 when I might have been young enough to give a shit about this.
1:31:45 – Madam Fomo says that she was one of nine children and she never got video consoles new. So her father would go to a pawn shop or from a “crackhead on the street who was looking for a few dollars.”
What a sad cycle of poverty. Now Fomo is that crackhead.
Then they talk about video games for a few more minutes and that’s the video.
Awful. Terrible. Who wants to listen to this shit?
I like video games. I spend many hours a day playing them. But a podcast where they talk about video games? Fuck no. I have no interest in that.
Maybe part of the problem is that I only play a handful of games. And it’s all PC games. So when they’re talking about the Wii shop closing or whatever, I have no idea what they’re talking about and I don’t care. I only play like Crusader Kings III and Rimworld and whatnot. I play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup a lot too. That’s a free game. It’s a roguelike. I play it when I’m listening to a podcast or something because there’s no sound in the game.
I’ve been listening to the Real Brady Bros podcast lately.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-real-brady-bros/id1603671235
It’s alright. It’s Greg and Peter from the Brady Bunch talking about the episodes. And you have to realise that they’re sexual deviants and totally out of touch with the common person but they’re still fairly relatable. Maybe “relatable” isn’t the word but personable. So even though I know that they’re scumbags, they’re fine on the podcast. That must be a result of their fine thespian experience.
I was thinking about the blog recently. Newt talking about the blog. How crazy is it that people are talking about a blog? Like it’s 2003. But I’m bringing it back. Long-form blogging. That’s the future.
And it’s not just Newt, of course. Everybody who I talk about reads the blog. I’ll bet James Rolfe is an avid reader of the blog. This is about his level of internet experience. “Wow! A blog? What will they think of next?”
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The madilynn Paige Show – Newt Wallen
Uhhh…really? This is Newt Wallen’s latest prositute.
Why can’t he just get a girlfriend? I get it. He’s 40, no Brad Pitt, and he’s working in a movie theatre but how many people with mundane jobs and mundane lives and mundane appearances get girlfriends? LOADS of them. Just drop your standards and you’ll find somebody. But Newt rather spend time with prostitutes who are fives out of ten instead of women who actually want to spend time with him who are twos out of ten. Newt himself is a three out of ten so it’s not even that he’d be dropping his standards that much from what he’s can expect to get.
This guy is wasting his money on this shit and more importantly, he’s wasting his life on this shit. On fucking Skeletor over here. Can he not at least find an attractive prostitute?
I’m ten seconds in and she’s ANNOYING AS FUCK. She obviously thinks that she’s some hot chick. This 40 year old anorexia sufferer.
Do these people have absolutely no shame? I understand using people. It’s unethical, obviously but the concept makes sense to me. But these people are using NEWT WALLEN. What the fuck do they think NEWT WALLEN is going to give them? It’s just embarassing. They’re exposing themselves as complete fools.
1:15 –
Newt: Explain to the people who you are.
Skeletor: I have been a model for a few years. I don’t want to date myself here.
You’re over 40. Continue.
Skeletor: And I decided that it was time to grow and expand into a new venture.
Prostitution. Fine. Continue.
Skeletor: So I decided to become an actress. And my first feature film I met this guy and he seems pretty nice. I’ll keep him around, I guess.
She’s insufferable. Horrible female “comedy”. I don’t think that she gets the essence of comedy. You have to LIKE the person telling the jokes. If you hate the person, as I do this woman, nothing she says will ever tickle me. Especially not this fucking insult comedy where a 40 year old prostitute is trying to insult The Ideas Man. I mean, okay, Newt Wallen is a total scumbag and a piece of shit, but so are you. You’re in no position to criticise.
The essence of the “joke” is that we’re supposed to think that this woman is BETTER than Newt Wallen. “What’s this hot chick doing with Newt Wallen?” No. You’re not hot and you’re not better than Newt. You’re both a pair of complete subhuman pieces of shit.
Newt is promoting Martian Girl Massacre or something. As here:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/martian-girl-massacre–2
This is another piece of shit movie that Newt is somehow involved in. Like Sucks 2 Suck. What happened to that?
They’re raised about $1,500 so far. Good luck with it.
5:15 – Oh, a shout out to the blog. “Some fucking psychopath online who writes a blog said that it’s not right for me to talk about celebrities who died because I’ve never talked about them before. Like I’ve never talked about Pee Wee Herman before.”
By the way, this woman looks uncomfortable AS FUCK while Newt is saying all of this. He’s bringing up the BLOG to a woman he just met? This is not how you get chicks, Newt. Not even if you’re paying for them.
But let’s assume that Newt has talked about Paul Reubens before. I’m willing to believe that.
But has he talked about Sinead O’Connor before? Or Pat Robertson? Or Barbara Walters?
BARBARA WALTERS! Show me the tweets about Barbara Walters, Newt.
He just mentions every fucking dead celebrity because he’s obsessed with death. Lanny Poffo dies? Got to tell Twitter! The last surviving Oompa Loompa dies? Got to tell Twitter! That guy who was in that McDonald’s commercial from the 1980s died? Got to tell Twitter!
Go fuck yourself.
“Then he went on a rant about how he’s gay and I was like who fucking cares?”
I’ll tell you who doesn’t care, Newt. This hungry prostitute sitting next to you who’s looking increasingly worried. She’s looking around for all possible exits right now. Planning a route in her mind for the nearest window.
5:45 – A horntard mentions Newt’s penis and then Newt mentions this, of course. Then this painfully unlikeable woman does some more god awful female “comedy” about this.
Can we just get back to creeping this woman out by talking about a blog that she knows nothing about?
6:30 – Newt says that he got a strike from Youtube for posting something about Screenwave that Screenwave apparently complained about.
7:00 – This woman is adjusting the…whatever this is that she’s wearing…some nightwear. But not in the way that women usually do. She’s adjusting it to show MORE cleavage.
Newt and this prostitute are also suggesting that they’re sleeping together. Because that’s hot, right? When you pay old crack addicts for sex?
7:45 – Newt says that he bought this woman protein shakes. Ew. This is not healthy. There’s a clearly malnourished woman with an eating disorder here and Newt is aiding this behaviour.
8:00 – This prostitute says that her shoes are for “modeling and posing but not walking in.”
Can we see this woman’s modeling portfolio?
Oh, I found it. I think.
https://www.modelmayhem.com/MandiMinx
Covered in tattoos. At least 40. I’m thinking 45+ after seeing these pictures.
$200/hour for nude modeling. Yeah, I’ll pass on that.
9:15 – “I was talking about why I create, why I want to make art, and it makes me emotional sometimes.”
This is Newt explaining why he cried in a recent stream while talking about what a doody head Tony from Hack the Movies is. Fuck off.
And again, this prositute is creeped out as fuck by all of this.
9:30 –
Newt: It’s the Madilynn Paige Show today.
Skeletor: Exactly. It’s all about me.
Newt: It’s about making people go and follow you on social media, and you become famous, and forget all about me.
Skeletor: I don’t know about that. I don’t forget my friends.
She stated earlier in the video that she only met Newt a few days ago. But now she’s in his home wearing some nightwear and spending the night. I mean, that’s normal behaviour for a prostitute but not for friends.
But anyway, Newt is speaking from experience. He hires prostitutes to make movies and then when the movie is over, the prostitutes stop speaking to him. It’s just common sense but for whatever bizarre reason, Newt considers prostitutes who he hires to make movies with him to be his friends.
12:45 – She stands up to get a hat. That wasn’t nightwear. That was a top. Apparently. A top that looks like nightwear. And she’s wearing booty shorts. As a 45+ year old woman. Who wants to see this?
I’m going to wait for this hat and then turn this shit off. I can’t possibly watch this for another three hours. It’s impossible. Nobody is watching this.
13:00 – Newt is describing the movie that he apparently made with this woman. She plays a camwhore and he plays a porn director. He promises “lots of nudity and lots of gore.”
We get it, Newt. Tits and gore. Change the fucking record.
Then she comes back and she’s wearing a Santa hat.
What? I waited 30 seconds for this? What a waste of 30 seconds that was. Fuck this shit. I’m not going to spend one more second on this obnoxious as fuck crack addicted old whore.
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Tipsy Zap And Bad At Math?! – Zap Cristal
This is just sad. None of this is funny, certainly. It’s Zap Cristal and Mr Wright Way II being fall over drunk on stream, for no money.
Zap Cristal has a son. The son is, I don’t know, 12? And she just brings all of these strange men in to live with them. She MARRIES these strange men. And then they get drunk off their ass.
I’m reminded of my own childhood. My mother didn’t marry a bunch of different black men. It was nothing like that. But my father would drink. Quite a bit.
He worked a lot and he would be away from home for days at a time. But when he was home, he was usually drunk.
That being said, I don’t remember ever seeing him take a drink. He at least had that much respect for his family. He would drink but he would do it in his room with the door closed. Or he’d go to the bar with his friends from work.
Many memories of him coming home drunk off his ass. Stumbling around. Doing weird shit. And my mother always had to argue with him to go to bed. They wouldn’t yell, she would just keep encouraging him to go to bed because he was a nuisance.
Then he died. It was alcohol-related. I was like 12. And that was that. He was younger than I am now.
I look back and I wonder how sad he must have been with his life that he would drink like this. He had a wife, he had children, he had a decent job, he liked his job, but he spent all of his free-time drinking. I don’t have many memories of him being at home while sober.
I understand maybe he wanted to do something else with his life. Maybe he wanted a better job. Maybe he wanted to be single. Maybe he wanted to travel the world. Whatever. But you have children. That was a decision that he made. Can you not keep it together for the sake of your children? Can you maybe do some parenting? Take an interest in your children’s lives? Maybe drink in moderation?
It’s extremely selfish behaviour. And bafflingly irresponsible.
It caused me to abstain from alcohol. I was in my late 20s before I drank any alcohol. And even then, it was just socially and in moderation. I might have had 100 beers in my life. I have no interest in any of that. I don’t even see the appeal. It tastes like shit and you feel nauseous afterwards. Who would want to do this at all, let alone every day?
But you have Zap Cristal over here ruining not only her life but the life of her very unfortunate son. I don’t find anything remotely funny about that video or the situation where she’s just marrying random black men. She’s ruining that kid’s life with this selfish, self-destructive behaviour. And for what? Is any of this even fulfilling? Put your energy into raising your child, not your shitty fucking Youtube channel that nobody even watches.
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Newt is Really Broken Up Over the Death of Pee Wee Herman
More bullshit from this death-obsessed asshole. “Someone whos work I admired for years”. Nice spelling, retard. But yeah, Newt was all about Paul Reubens. Never talked about him once while he was alive.
Newt responds in the comments, “how was wonderful bit of pop art. And taught kids too accept people. And its okay to be weird”
Nice grammar, retard. But yeah, it’s okay to be “weird”. What a great lesson.
The man was a sexual deviant, as children’s entertainers tend to be. People don’t understand what that whole jerking off in the porn theatre thing was all about. They’ll say, “Oh, of course you’re supposed to jerk off in a porn theatre. That’s what it’s there for.”
Well, you’re kind of right, I guess, but you’re not understanding what this is. It’s a gay thing. There were no fucking porn theatres in 1991. If such a thing ever existed, it was in the 1970s. The “cinema” was called XXX South Trail Cinema but the only references to it on the internet are from this Paul Reubens story and they don’t describe the place. What this must have been was a porn shop that had a small back room where they showed movies. And they were catering to homosexual men. It was a place where gay men can go and jerk off with each other and possibly take things further.
It’s just common sense. Would a heterosexual man in 1991 want to go somewhere where a bunch of other men are jerking off? No. I tend to avoid those places.
I saw an article just recently about some kind of masturbation club. I can’t find the article, unfortunately but it was in The Guardian so a legitimate newspaper. It was about some kind of meeting, I think held in a museum, either in New York or London, where guys would come in and jerk off. The thing was run by a Jew, of course. And this Jew talked about how “Even heterosexual men are starting to come in now.” Like it’s just a cool thing for heterosexual men to do nowadays.
No. If you’re doing that, you’re gay. There’s no ambiguity about it. If you’re choosing to spend time jerking off with other men, you’re gay. I can’t believe that I even have to say this.
Anyway, here’s an article about this Paul Reubens jerking off incident that was written in 1991. So a contemporary source.
https://ew.com/article/1991/08/16/pee-wee-herman-scandal/
A lot of gems in here.
At the same time that Pee-wee product was being banished, however, some celebrities came to the star’s defense. Bill Cosby, whose Fat Albert show and Jell-O spots made him a family cult hero years before The Cosby Show, released a statement saying that “Whatever (Reubens has) done, this is being blown all out of proportion.”
Bill Cosby, known sexual deviant, came to the defence of Paul Reubens, known sexual deviant. “Hey, come on. Give him a break. It’s not like he’s drugging and raping anyone. He’s just jerking off.”
Alright, Bill. Fair enough. Things could be worse.
Even more unusual was that the public came to Pee-wee’s defense in surprising numbers. A spokesman for the syndicated TV program A Current Affair said the show had received “tens of thousands” of responses to a Pee-wee telephone survey on July 31, and that the callers supported Reubens 9 to 1 with recorded messages like “We have sons his age and these things happen.”
Bad news. Your son is gay.
Fucking ridiculous. Like this was normal. Hey, come on. Who hasn’t found themselves in a porno theatre with a bunch of other men jerking off? These things happen.
No. They only happen if you’re looking for that type of activity. It’s never an accident.
Then the rallies began. To protest CBS’ pulling the plug, several dozen vocal Pee-weeites picketed in L.A. and New York on Aug. 2, and 250 demonstrated in San Francisco the following day (a second Manhattan rally was planned for later in the week). David Burke, 25, a political consultant and organizer of the San Francisco “Hands Off Our Pee-wee Rally,” summed up the protesters’ annoyance when he told Entertainment Weekly, “Look, Pee-wee Herman made (CBS) millions of dollars the past few years…(Now) he stands accused of something and they were ready to sell him down the river.”
Uh huh. A protest in San Francisco, you say. Called “Hands Off Our Pee Wee”, you say. Nothing gay about any of this.
The message “WE (love) U PEE-WEE!,” sprayed in hot-pink letters on the exterior of Sarasota’s South Trail Cinema on the night of Aug. 1, suggests that some people in Paul Reubens’ hometown are with him as well.
Yeah. THE GAY COMMUNITY. Hot pink spray paint. Come on.
Even at the time, everybody knew that this was gay. It was not a secret. I was a kid so didn’t get it but adults surely did. There are veiled but pretty clear references to homosexuality in this article.
There was another incident with Paul Reubens where he was arrested or possibly just spoken to by police about his porn collection. He had a collection of magazines and videos of muscular young men.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna4653913
That article is from 2004. I guess it happened around then? Some interesting quotes.
Reubens acknowledges possessing a massive collection of what he calls “vintage erotica,” films and muscle magazines with titles like: “Boy Nudist” and “Shame Dame,” as well as some photographic studies of teen nudes. But he says that what the city attorney’s office views as pornography, he considers art.
Uh huh.
Reubens: “Magazines. photographs. films. Incredible, beautiful stuff that I stand behind.”
Phillips: “Did you ever stop and think while you were massing this collection, maybe it’s not such a good idea, especially given what had happened back in 1991?”
Reubens: “I didn’t. I never did. I wasn’t really thinking to myself, wow this is my creepy, weird stuff that I shouldn’t be collecting. It’s not titillating. It’s not something that I use for any kind of sexual purpose.”
Oh, do tell, Mr Reubens. You’re reading Boy Nudist for the articles, are you?
He never admitted that he was gay, as far as I’m aware. Even though it’s ridiculously obvious. This is Richard Simmons levels of homosexuality. Probably even worse. Richard Simmons wishes that he was as gay as Paul Reubens was.
All of that being said, I enjoyed the show. I watched it every week. I had the talking doll before my scumbag mother made me give it away. I’ve told that story before. I had the action figures. One Halloween, I dressed up in the world’s worst Pee Wee Herman costume. I was pretty into it. It was a popular show.
But it was gay. It was all hella gay. The show was gay. The message was gay. And obviously the man himself was gay.
It’s not about being “weird”. “Weird” is just being used a euphamism for homosexuality. “Do your own thing. Let me put my ding-a-ling in your butt. Isn’t this wacky of us? We’re such free-spirits.”
Was it irresponsible for my parents to let me watch the show? I don’t know. They weren’t paying attention, of course. Maybe they didn’t see the obvious homosexual nature of it all.
It’s not like watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse turned me gay but it couldn’t have helped.
How about a show from a heterosexual man talking about how it’s okay to be yourself and do your own thing but instead of steering them towards gay shit like dressing like a fag and wearing lipstick, it steers you to some quirky heterosexual behaviour? Maybe they encourage you to get involved in student government and suggest proposals that you can try to spearhead that would enact actual social change at your school. More nutritious lunches, ethical fundraising, shit like this. Instead of the usual student government proposals like more “dress down” days. Take your “dress down” days and shove them up your ass. I’m sick of having to sell shitty gift wrap to my parents.
That would be a positive thing. A positive message. As opposed to, say, wearing a giant pair of underpants. That’s gay.
There’s so much wacky, individualist stuff that you can do as a heterosexual man that’s fulfilling personally and helps society but Pee Wee Herman and his ilk were all about that buttsex. That’s the only “wacky” shit that they were interested in. It all revolved around the anus. And this is all done by design. There’s no reason why we can’t have heterosexual men as children’s entertainers presenting material that would be of interest to heterosexual children. They’re being intentionally excluded.
So Newt says that his fondness for Pee Wee Herman led him to John Waters. Yeah. Exactly. Another flamboyant gay man who was a giant sexual deviant.
Why would Newt boast about this? Well, this is somebody who shows his penis to other men. Newt is gay. Just come out of the closet.
“Won’t it be wacky if I show Joe from Gamesack my penis?”
No, Newt. It’s gay. You’re gay. And so is Joe from Gamesack, apparently.
Another commentator says, “He probably inspired soo many kids into a life of wackiness and camp. He’s a true legend.”
Indeed. That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time. You know that “camp” means “gay”, right? He must know this. The show promoted homosexuality.
Newt replies, “you never really need to grow up. still okay to have an imagination. to be silly. its what i try to do. keep that part of me that is not broken and cold alive to keep on dreaming.”
Gay, camp, feminine behaviour from The Ideas Man. You know what’s better than behaving like a little kid? Being a man and doing stuff. Taking charge of your life. Making things happen. Bringing about positive social change.
If only there were children’s tv shows espousing this message.
So that was Newt Wallen fake mourning over the latest dead celebrity. And he doesn’t give a fuck about Paul Reubens, of course. Nobody does. The man was 70 and had cancer. This is all about Newt. Newt talks about dead old celebrities because he feels sorry for himself and is concerned about his own mortality.
Some dead old faggot from the 1980s. Who cares?
When I was a kid, old people were World War II heroes and shit. Those were real old people. Why don’t we have any of those guys around any more? Now the old people we have are a bunch of lazy, hippie faggots. Who wants that? Bring me the old, old people. They were much better.
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Newt’s Nerd Rooms
He refers to these in the plural sense. He has several rooms that are nerd rooms.
The first picture is the entrance to some room, going up the stairs. I’m pretty sure that he lives in an apartment. A two-floor apartment? I’ve seen these but I don’t know. It’s surprising. Is this normal in Philadelphia? Is such a place within Newt’s budget?
But he has “NW” above the door like he’s 10 years old. Newt, we know it’s your room. The whole place is yours. You don’t have to advertise. Your sister isn’t going to sneak in and touch all of your stuff.
And he has a bunch of framed movie posters in the walls in all of these rooms. Mostly of shit horror movies. He must be using those adhesive hooks. I wouldn’t trust them with anything valuable but I suppose this crap isn’t valuable. But also, those hooks are like two bucks each. He must have spent a fair amount just on that. Plus the frames. Did he frame them himself? Probably. The frames all look to be the same. There must be a standard movie size frame and there’s an appropriately-sized frame.
But yeah, I really wish that I had a poster of a rubber monster coming out of the toilet on my wall.
Here’s Newt shilling for yet another project that went nowhere. This time Boglins. You remember Boglins? Not really. Well, anyway, Newt wrote a script about them. Presumably shat it out in a day, as per usual.
Then there’s an exchange in the comments:
Guy: Are typos a signature of yours? I’ve noticed them in just about every sentence of every script you post.
Newt: It’s what I pay editors for.
Guy: You pay editors to fix your scripts for typos? That seems like a very strange and unnecessary expense.
Newt: To have someone else eyes on something to not just fix my poor grammar but to also maybe play an angle I didnt see. Plus its my money. So….yah know…..mind yah biz
Guy: Any script writer will have people to read their scripts for them – for free – and give ideas/suggestions/critiques. It is completely bizarre for a script writer – who presumably isn’t getting paid WGA wages – to then pay someone to put periods at the ends of their sentences.
Newt: K. Well my way has resulted in 13 pay days for myself and editors. You know Tarantino is functionally illiterate. And half youtubers who people praise dont write a word of their videos. And unlike those youtubers I dont pay in exposure. So ill be okay. But thanks for concern
Guy: You forgot a period at the end of your final sentence – maybe you should throw money away on someone to edit your tweets too.
It’s true. That script largely eschews capitalisation rules. It looks amateur as all get out. But, apparently, Newt hires an editor. Why didn’t he hire an editor for this script and post the edited script?
But yeah, Newt Wallen and Quentin Tarantino. Two real movie-making titans.
This is from Newt’s award-winning short Gore-illa. Which awards did it win? We don’t know. But he’s reshooting some scenes to get rid of Horseface and turn it into a full 90 minute motion picture. Allegedly. We can all look forward to that.
I’m trying to find the short but, of course, there are MANY things called “Gore-illa”. The Ideas Man has no ideas whatsoever. I’m just going to assume that this is the short:
That high school project is probably better than anything Newt made anyway.
Oh, I found the trailer to Newt’s version of Gore-illa.
I was right, that high school project was much better than Newt’s version. At least in the high school version, we didn’t have to see Horseface in the shower or in a bikini. God, isn’t she at all embarassed to have been associated with Newt and doing these humiliating projects that went NOWHERE?
Happy 11,400 subscribers, Newt. It seems like only last week we were celebrating the 11,300 milestone.
Newt mentions Sinead O’Connor. He loves mentioning dead celebrities. Or dead girlfriends. But he never mentions any of these people when they were alive. Funny that.
What songs has Sinead O’Conner even released? I can’t think of any. I know her from shaving her head and ripping up that picture of the Pope.
Nothing Compares 2 U. Never heard of it. Let’s check it out.
No, I never heard this. And I couldn’t even listen to it now. I had to skim through it hoping for it to start but it never did. And the video is just a close up of her face, which didn’t help.
I remember when Amy Winehouse died and the level of elation that I felt. I hated hearing about her. There would be these obnoxious fucking stories about her every single day. I remember one particularly annoying turn of phrase about how she was “throwing shapes” at some club. This was a news story. She was seen in a club “throwing shapes” and this was published in a national newspaper. It apparenly means dancing, by the way.
Then when she died I realised that my long nightmare of reading these stories was finally over. Why was she constantly in the news? Her songs are shit. She was mentally challenged. And she had obvious drug and alcohol problems. I don’t care. I don’t want to see this shit EVERY FUCKING DAY. “Throwing shapes”. Shove it up your ass.
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Why I Want to Sell My Video Game Collection – Cannot be Tamed
0:15 – Pam says that the power in her building went out for the sixth time this month. Uh huh. I’ve never experienced this. Maybe pay your bills, Pam.
Actually, saying that, I do remember power outages being somewhat common in the US. Not six times a month, certainly, but every so often the power would be out for everyone in the neighbourhood.
I think that I might have experienced this once in the UK. Once in twenty years. I wonder why the discrepancy. Better power grid, I guess.
1:00 – Pam says that she has about 300 to 350 games. Umm…yeah, that’s not much of a collection. I probably have…I don’t know…200? And that’s just stuff I’ve bought for personal use. PC and console games. Almost everything purchased before the age of 20. I never “collected” games.
2:30 – Now a word from our sponsor…really? You’re putting an ad in THIS fucking pointless video? In a vlog?
It’s a fucking “meal delivery service.” What? These retards don’t need more meals delivered to them.
4:45 – She says “adult” like “add-ult”. Emphasis on the first sylable. Like they do in the UK, but don’t do in the US. It’s interesting. Presumably, this is the Canadian pronunciation. I can’t even think of any words where there’s a distinctly different Canadian pronunciation, though. Maybe this is the only one.
5:00 – She wants to get a Mister.
Oh, by the way, the reason she wants to sell the games is because she wants to use the money on something more interesting like a shitty vacation. And she doesn’t plan to ever play the games that she has.
She’s probably adjusted her dress about 50 times so far. Maybe wear a dress that fits then, Pam. No, she wants to get those horntard pennies by showing some cleavage.
9:30 – She doesn’t want to sell the games on Ebay because it’s too time-consuming. And she doesn’t want to sell them to a store as a lot because they won’t pay enough. So her plan is to go to a local nerd convention, get a table, and sell them there.
What? Doesn’t it cost money to get a table? Plus the giant hassle of moving all of your shit, setting up your table, and removing all of your shit at the end of the nerd convention. Plus the time involved in sitting there all day. Plus having to interract with the nerds who go to these things. Plus, you have to have some degree of salesmanship. Pam has no salesmanship. Zero.
People are going to recognise immediately that contempt that she has for these nerds and they’re not going to want to buy from her.
I’ll tell you what she should be selling: her used underwear. Why is nobody doing this? Talk about leaving money on the table, this is it. She’s sitting on a goldmine with those filthy, skid-marked panties. Autograph them. Include a picture of her with the panties. Either wearing them or just holding them, whatever she’s comfortable with. Easily fifty bucks each.
She can go to the store and get a cheap package of panties. Like a package of six for ten bucks or whatever. Wear them once, just for authenticity sake. Take the picture, autograph them, and sell them to a horntard. Fifty bucks. Is that not worth it? A $1 pair of panties sold for $50.
She can sell used bras as well, of course.
You see these scumbags starting shitty OnlyFans. Even if the pictures are softcore (which nobody wants, by the way) it’s still degrading. This used underwear thing is much less degrading and I would think more lucrative.
I’m looking through the comments and somebody gave her $2.00 for NOTHING. He didn’t even leave a comment. He just gave her $2.00.
Are you telling me that he wouldn’t spend $50 for an autographed pair of Pam’s underpants?
Wasn’t Horseface doing something like this? Not used underpants but she was giving Valentine’s Day cards to the horntards. I don’t know if they paid or not. Presumably, they paid. Why else would she do that?
I bet that even male Youtubers could do this, to some degree. You’re telling me that there’s no market to get a pair of Tony from Hack the Movie’s giant underpants? Even if only as a joke, somebody is surely going to buy at least one pair.
Although, saying all of this, I don’t think that “merch” is at all popular. Nobody is buying Erin’s t-shirts, for example. But if it was something that she actually wore, and autographed, and especially if she included a picture of herself with them, and doubly especially if she was wearing the panties in the picture, I’m thinking that it would sell. The horntards want to feel a special connection with their favourite shitty Youtubers. This used underwear thing would be perfect.
I don’t know. Somebody should at least try it. If Newt ever opens his long-promised store up, he should stick some used underpants on there and let me know if they sell.
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Feminism, punishment and indoctrination (Episode 58) – Diskydisk with Ircha and Tinyhats
I’m four minutes in and I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it’s good but it’s not bad. They’re both reasonably intelligent. They’re witty. I laughed twice just in this first four minutes. At things that were actually intended to be jokes. This is promising.
I’m twenty minutes in. They talked about whatever. Previous comments on their videos. Pet insurance. They’re reviewing a sugary beverage now. It’s…fine. I’m not saying that I’m going to start listening to this because…I don’t know. I don’t find their mundane topics terribly interesting. But as personalities, as entertainers, as people, I like them.
26:00 – So now they’re talking about feminism.
Icha is saying that she doesn’t know what feminism is because there’s such a diverse range of opinions. I guess as an example you have “feminists” who talk about how porn is degrading and other “feminists” who say that it’s empowering. They’re both claiming to be feminists but have opposite views. You can do this with anything, really.
It’s like people who use the bible to justify whatever they want to justify. You can have directly contradictory opinions both using the bible as their source.
Or people who use patriotism to justify whatever. Again, you can have completely opposite opinions being espoused and it’s all packaged as patriotism.
It means nothing. An argument is valid or it isn’t. When Horseface says that pornography is empowering, that’s just Horseface demonstrating her equine intellect. Just because she frames it in a “feminist” lens doesn’t mean that she’s any less incorrect.
People say that the blog is sexist. No. I’m commenting on shitty people who happen to be women. I’m not claiming that people are shitty because they’re women.
But weak-minded people use labels like this as a way to badger people as opposed to contending with the arguments. If you call somebody sexist or racist or homophobic or whatever, it’s just a way to deflect from the argument. Ad hominem logical fallacy. It’s much easier to say, “You’re sexist” than it is to justify Erin Plays’ scumbag behaviour, for example.
29:00 – Tiny Hats (who is the non-Ircha person) gives the dictionary definition of “feminism” as meaning “equality” which doesn’t get us anywhere. Then she starts talking about how equality is important.
Sure, but what does this have to do with feminism? If you’re interested in equality, join your local communist party. Men and women were very equal in the Soviet Union. Women were expected to do the same things as men and they had the same rights. This is the obvious agenda you should be pushing for if you’re interested in equality. But I don’t see feminists as particularly interested in communism. I’m sure that some are but as a group, I don’t think that there are many feminists who identify as communists.
That tells me right there that this “feminism is equality” argument is total bullshit.
And I’m not presenting this as a ridiculous argument. I’m genuniely supportive of equality and the sooner we topple the dictatorship of the capitalists and install a dictatorship of the proletariat, the better. But “feminists”, largely, are not supportive of this. They’re not interested in equality. They’re interested in perpetuating the inequality of society.
29:30 – Ircha says that feminism isn’t relevant in Norway because men and women are already equal there. Norway is a very socialist country. This goes to what I’m saying.
Tiny Hats: But it goes beyond work. Like with sexual assaults, women will say “I was raped” and then the courts are like, “You shouldn’t have worn a short skirt.”
Ircha: Does the court say that?
Tiny Hats: Yeah, that happens.
Ircha: Really?
Tiny Hats: Yeah. So people don’t get convicted of sexual assault becase, you know, “She was asking for it.”
Ircha: Citation?
Tiny Hats: No. This is a thing.
Ircha: Mmm.
Ircha isn’t buying this nonsense. Give the citations if it’s a thing.
Then they talk some more about…I don’t know…other shit. Beating your children, the Barbie movie, Final Fantasy, whatever.
It was fine. They prepared. They had stuff to say. They were intelligent and engaging. But I don’t know. It’s just a podcast where they talk about whatever they want to talk about. They have some loyal horntards watching it. I don’t really have any suggestions. If I listened to podcasts where people just talk about whatever, this would be the one that I would listen to. But I don’t listen to such podcasts.
I wouldn’t recommend that they talk about video games, though, because that’s boring as fuck.
I’ll tell you what this can be compared to: Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining and Pele’s podcast. It’s the same basic format. They talk about whatever, there’s a drink review, and they talk about video games and movies.
But while Pam and Pele’s podcast is UNWATCHABLE and Pam is an extremely off-putting and just boring personality, Ircha and TinyHats are likeable and have personality. And they have opinions and aren’t afraid to voice them.
Pam and Pele never say shit. They talk about hot actors and actresses but I’m talking about giving opinions on issues that matter. Even if their opinions are complete bullshit, give us something. Not just this surface level, “Here’s a game that I like, and I want to have sex with this actress.”
I wouldn’t mind Pam going off with her “woke” nonsense. That might actually make the podcast worth listening to. Maybe Pele has a different opinion and they can have a discussion about it.
This is something that you get with whatever this is Diskydisk. Two people having a discussion. And it doesn’t insult my intelligence.
This is something noticeably absent from all of the podcasts that I talk about here: Hack the Movies, The Cinemassacre Podcast, Newt’s livestreams with PVC Bondage Guy, Zap Cristal’s podcast, Pam and Pele’s podcast. Just have a discussion like two normal, semi-intelligent adults. They can’t do it.
I don’t know why it is. Cultural differences? Are Americans less intelligent than Europeans? Less able to have a worthwhile conversation? Or is it because I just picked duds?
I mean, Tony, James Rolfe, Newt, PVC Bondage Guy, Zap Cristal, Mr Wright Way II, Pam, none of these people are particularly intelligent. Some of them are clearly below average in intelligence, I won’t name names but you know who you are. So it perhaps explains why they’re having such braindead conversations.
Anyway, Diskydisk, keep up the good work. You’re a beacon of hope in a sea of mediocrity.
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Just Take A Chance – Zap Cristal
So we’ve got Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal with Mr Wright Way II. It’s episode 3 of their podcast. I skipped the second one because it looked boring as fuck. But this one promises to be about taking chances in life. She’s going to share her own life-changing experiences. Okay, great. Let’s hear what amazing changes you’ve made in your life. Inspire us.
Oh, somebody in the comments asks Zap if she got divorced from Mr Wright Way. Zap says yes and she got re-married. God, she moves incredibly fast. I thought that she was just dating Mr Wright Way II. No. Within the span of about six months, she divorced Mr Wright Way and married Mr Wright Way II. How? They must have known each other while Zap was still married. You can’t have that much of a whirlwind relationship. The second she gets divorced, she immediately meets Mr Wright Way II and they begin courting?
And…let me look this up. I want to make sure the dates are right.
She seems to have deleted a lot of videos that had Mr Wright Way in them. Including this one that I reviewed in August 2021:
So they were together at least from August 2021.
John Riggs promoted Zap Cristal in January 2022 and in the video, Mr Wright Way is in it as well.
Then there’s this video from Zap Cristal’s channel:
That’s from 23 August 2022. And she’s at a nerd convention with Mr Wright Way. So she was with him at least as recently as 11 months ago.
This seems to be the most recent video I can find of them together but I haven’t done extensive reasearch on this.
You’re telling me that in 11 months Zap Cristal separated from Mr Wright Way, got a divorce, met Mr Wright Way II, and married Mr Wright Way II? All within 11 months? Don’t divorces take some considerable time? Don’t you have to be separated for a certain period of time before you can get divorced? Maybe you don’t. I don’t know. But doesn’t the legal process at least take some considerable time?
Then she met Mr Wright Way II. They had a romance. And got married. Doesn’t a marriage take some time to plan and whatever? I’m not saying that they necessarily had a big church wedding and invited everyone’s friends and family but…she did all of this within 11 months?
Let’s say that she knew Mr Wright Way II while she was still married to Mr Wright Way. Because that almost certainly has to be the case. I strongly suspect, given the dates, that she was cheating on Mr Wright Way with Mr Wright Way II. It’s STILL a ridiculously short amount of time to get separated, divorced, and then re-married.
What a fucking piece of shit scumbag she is.
Maybe she’ll explain some of this in the video.
There’s annoying background music through all of this. Let’s hope it ends soon.
They’re talking about video games. I’m going to fast forward through this.
3:30 – Mr Wright Way II says that he owns (or something) a music studio that makes “music for gamers”. Eugh. And his next album is called All About You. It’s going to be about how he met Zap Cristal.
Are you fucking kidding me? This thing won’t sell ten copies. And he’s going to make a whole ALBUM on this?
“This album is going to be about how I met Zap Cristal, how I fell in love with Zap Cristal, and how that story ends.”
What? How it ends? It’s going to end in about six months when she meets Mr Wright Way III.
How the fuck can this guy get an ENTIRE ALBUM worth of songs out of this material? Out of this relationship that, assuming Zap Cristal stayed true to her marital vows, can’t have lasted even a year.
Now I’m actually intrigued. Maybe I will buy the album. I’m not interested in the obvious love story here, I just have to know time-wise how this all fits together.
4:30 – He’s also working on an album from Zap Cristal. He claims it’s going to be a part 2 to his project.
So…what? They’re able to get TWO ALBUMS out of this relationship that lasted less than a year? Come on. Let’s say 12 tracks on an album. That’s 24 songs. They’re going to have a song based on every date that they went on? There will be a song about the time they went bowling and got some pizza together with Zap’s son, for example?
Oh, and the songs are all video-game related too. So…god, this is the world’s worst idea. I’ve heard some terrible ideas. I’m looking at you, Newt Wallen. But I think that we have a new champion here.
I found a preview of these albums:
“Just like a Tetris block, girl, you put it down.”
I don’t know what it means but tell me who the fucking market is for this. Middle aged hip hop retro gamers who are big Zap Cristal fans? Is there even ONE such person?
I don’t even know if it’s him “singing” this. It’s definitely not Zap Cristal singing on “her” album.
You can follow this fool’s…whatever this is…here:
https://twitter.com/MasterSword_YT
One thousand followers.
7:00 – “It’s exciting that we get to still be creative and experiment and just fuse both of our…I like to call it masterminds.”
Indeed. We’re clearly watching a couple of intellectual juggernauts here.
I was watching a recent eight hour Mario stream from Mike Matei. He doesn’t like the puzzle levels. They frustrate him. He ends up feeling stupid. So he’s playing one and can’t figure out what to do right away so he turns it off and says, “What do they think I am? Albert Einstein?” I was just reminded of this. Mike thinking that you have to be a genius to play a Mario puzzle level.
7:15 – Now it’s Zap Cristal’s favourite part of the podcast. On episode three. RE-set.
“Sometimes you just have to take a chance. You have to go for it.”
Okay. This is what I was waiting for. Those albums though…I’m glad I heard about that preposterous shit.
8:45 – Mr Wright Way II says that he’s not from Texas. He’s from Virginia. Umm…okay. Continue.
“This story goes back about two years.”
He started his music channel on Youtube two years ago. 518 subscribers, by the way.
“Through that journey, I met somebody special.”
So…at what point during this two years? While she was still married to Mr Wright Way? It had to have been.
9:45 – “At the time, we both had our own situations going on.”
So this confirms it. They were both married at the time. He refers to marriage as “situations”.
She helped him with his Youtube channel.
He wrote a song called 3DS a year ago as a way to woo Zap Cristal. Forget about how pathetic is. She was married at the time. So was he, presumably.
Then this piece of shit says that both of them were in “unhealthy” “situations”. Yeah. Because of you scumbags. You were the “unhealthy” ones in these “situations”. Even without knowing this guy’s wife, I can say with certainty that 100% of the “unhealthiness” comes from Mr Wright Way II.
Then he says that he fell in love with Zap Cristal, even before meeting her, and decided to move in with her.
Nobody is embarassed by this? It screams desperation on Zap Cristal’s part. And it screams predatory behaviour by Mr Wright Way II. Moving in with a woman he doesn’t even know?
So one day, Zap Cristal told this guy that he could move in with her, so he says that the next day, he moved all of his stuff and did just that. Didn’t he have a job? And he had so little that he could just move everything in one day?
He’s a fucking loser. He’s a loser who preys on desperate women. He just wants a place to live. He wants a woman to pay his bills. He refuses to get a job.
By the way, music plays through this entire podcast. It’s AWFUL.
14:00 – Mr Wright Way II starts talking about how much Zap’s channel has “blown up”. She has 6,000 subscribers.
He just keeps blowing smoke up her ass. This is what he’s been doing the whole video. Really lame pick up artist shit. And Zap is braindead enough to buy this shit. She fell for this guy’s con. All that he wants is a place to live and for a woman to pay his bills. And she agreed to this just because he constantly tells her how hot and amazing she is. It’s ridiculously transparent. This guy is a parasite. This guy embodies among the worst stereotypes of black men. And Zap Cristal is the stereotypical target of these black men: fat, non-black chicks with low self-esteem.
16:15 – Zap says that in 2018 she was living in Puerto Rico? Really? That’s surprising. She said that she was from New Jersey. Why was she in Puerto Rico? Nothing is explained.
18:00 – She went to Texas in 2018 after some hurricane in Puerto Rico.
So…let’s think about this. She must have met Mr Wright Way in 2018 at the earliest. And she divorced him in 2022. She must have married him shortly after meeting him too. She makes remarkably poor decisions. She marries any black guy who pays attention to her.
She also says that she got out of a “toxic” relationship. This was with a different guy. Before Mr Wright Way.
But then she talks about how Mr Wright Way was also a piece of shit. Why is everybody who she meets a piece of shit? The common denominator seems to be her. She’s picking these guys. Why does she pick such “toxic” men? She needs to accept the responsibility for her choices.
19:45 – Then she decided to start all over again, “Not only in my personal life but as a content creator.”
It’s never explained what Mr Wright Way did that was so “toxic”. But she’s constantly talking about having to “start over” every few years.
Here’s an idea, Zap: stop getting married to black men. Well, let’s not make this a race thing. Stop getting married at all. Do something else with your time. Focus on you and your son. Don’t marry every guy who says you’re hot.
She says that 2018 to 2022 have been the worst time of her life because she was in this “toxic” relationship with Mr Wright Way and…her Youtube videos weren’t what they wanted them to be. Not even making that up. But 2023 is the year of Zap Cristal because she’s with Mr Wright Way II now and she’s making the kind of Youtube videos that she wants to make.
But…still nobody is watching them. So this whole thing is insane.
What about jobs, Zap? Do you have any career aspirations?
21:30 –
Zap: The support has been incredible. At some point, I think I might have underestimated how much people truly love me.
Mr Wright Way II: I think we both did.
I’m not quite sure what Mr Wright Way II meant by that comment but yeah. Zap was just overwhelmed with how much love she gets from her community.
This video got seven comments.
I have to turn this off. I made it to 23:45. All she’s doing is repeating herself and this music is driving me insane. Who the fuck thought that putting music throughout a podcast would be a good idea?
But this was her big philosophical revelation about “taking chances”. She started a podcast (which gets no views) and married this predatory hobo Mr Wright Way II. That’s it. Whoopdeedoo. No mention of a job. No mention of her son. Just her shitty Youtube channel and Mr Wright Way II.
She was talking about living in Puerto Rico and having to collect water from a river to wash her clothes and whatnot after the hurricane. This was in 2017.
She should have stayed in Puerto Rico. Because you see the awful decisions that she made since arriving in Texas. She immediately got into one “toxic” relationship, presumably with a black guy. Then she got into a relationship with Mr Wright Way, another “toxic” black guy, according to her. And now she’s with Mr Wright Way II, yet another toxic black guy.
I mean, she was undoubtedly making horrible decisions on Puerto Rico too. But at least it wasn’t with black guys. Her son appears to have the same skin tone as she has. So she was making poor decisions with Puerto Rican guys, presumably.
It’s pathetic. And nobody is watching these videos. And she’s gained 70 pounds since leaving Mr Wright Way. That’s not going to help her views.
You can’t just bounce from one black man to another. That’s not what life is about. She’s immediately marrying these men as well. Why? Why not just be in a relationship? Is she deeply religious? Isn’t divorce frowned upon in Christianity? Catholicism at least. I don’t know about those hillbilly churches.
Mr Wright Way II will be out of the picture within 12 months. I’m calling it here. Then she’ll be on to Mr Wright Way III. Who will that be? Maybe Super Geoff, the legitimate mentally retarded black guy who’s a superfan of Erin and Destiny Fomo.
https://twitter.com/Supergeoff22
Or what about…there was some obese black guy who commented a bunch on Horseface’s Twitter. I think it’s this guy:
https://twitter.com/47_cartoon
Oh, Radical Reggie. He’d be a good choice. There was something about him sleeping on an air matress or something because he spent all of his money on video games. I don’t know the veracity of this story. But Zap Cristal has a bed. I’m sure she’d be happy to share it with Radical Reggie and he gets a bed out of it. It’s win/win.
So we’ve got some real contenders to be Mr Wright Way III. Maybe she’ll throw us a curveball and it will be John Riggs in a deep tan.