Newt is in his bathroom/office again. What if it the bathroom of this place is genuinely also his office? He has his files and whatnot laying on the cistern. And he’s wearing his sweater again but a blue shirt. Not… Read moreGHOULS GHOULS GHOULS – Newt Wallen
0:00 – At first, I thought that he was in a bathroom. But I think he’s in an office at one of his jobs. I think his red shirt is part of the uniform. Some retail job. I don’t know… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: THE LAST AMITYVILLE MOVIE – Newt Wallen
No need to shout, Newt. This is a rare time when I’ve already watched the video before reviewing it. Well, the first 20 minutes at least. There are so many “hidden gems” in here that I have to go back… Read moreSHARK EXORCIST 2 AVAILABLE NOW FROM WILD EYE RELEASING – Newt Wallen
Newt says that he’s been working his three jobs. I recently had somebody call about a part-time job that I applied for. They seemed to suggest that it might be possible for me to do this job in conjunction with… Read morePVC Bondage Guy is Cosplaying as Bastion Booger
Alright, Ideas Man. Let’s hear what you’ve got. Apes. A whole planet of them. A planet where apes evolved from men. Is that even right? I know that the Charlton Heston character said that in the first movie but he… Read moreKINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES Review – Newt Wallen
1:15 – He shows a Funcopop that Crystal Quin aka Horseface McGee aka “The Redhead” gave him. He just had it nearby. Within arm’s reach. He probably rubs it on his penis while Joe from Gamesack watches. These people are… Read moreNewt Still Talking About “The Redhead”
He starts by talking about what a big Fall Guy fan his uncle is. I can see that. I don’t remember Fall Guy AT ALL. Nobody was watching that shit. But I was only watching shitty kids shows in the… Read moreFALL GUY Review – Newt Wallen
1:41:00 – “When I went to start making porn, when I went to do like hang girl stuff…” Do I even want to look this up? Eugh. I guess that I have a journalistic obligation. Nothing immediately comes up. I’m… Read morePVC Bondage Guy’s Pathetic Porn “Career”
0:00 – He says that he shaved. I’ve never tried to grow any facial hair. Is that weird? Am I missing out on something important? I don’t think that anything would grow. I don’t use shaving cream or gel or… Read moreMore Streaming from the Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen
He’s at AMC Theatres. This must one of his new jobs. He moved to the corporate cinema world as opposed to the independent cinemas. Oh, maybe he’s just there to see a movie. He says that he’s there with PVC… Read moreNEWTrition Review: Pop rocks and booze – Newt Wallen
