1:41:00 – “When I went to start making porn, when I went to do like hang girl stuff…” Do I even want to look this up? Eugh. I guess that I have a journalistic obligation. Nothing immediately comes up. I’m… Read morePVC Bondage Guy’s Pathetic Porn “Career”
0:00 – He says that he shaved. I’ve never tried to grow any facial hair. Is that weird? Am I missing out on something important? I don’t think that anything would grow. I don’t use shaving cream or gel or… Read moreMore Streaming from the Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen
He’s at AMC Theatres. This must one of his new jobs. He moved to the corporate cinema world as opposed to the independent cinemas. Oh, maybe he’s just there to see a movie. He says that he’s there with PVC… Read moreNEWTrition Review: Pop rocks and booze – Newt Wallen
0:30 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she’s Ukrainian and Italian. Uh huh. I never got into any of that shit. And I’m actually a citizen of a European country. My mother is an immigrant. But I never said, “Hey,… Read moreNJ HORROR CON DAY 1 – Newt Wallen
I don’t think that I’m going to actually watch this but I am going to mention Newt’s desperate as fuck thumbnail. This is supposed to be sexy? And holy shit, look at this outfit that PVC Bondage Guy is wearing… Read morePVC Bondage Guy is Overweight Plus Bonus Article about Newt’s Health Problems
2:23:00 – A two liter bottle of Coca-Cola, pasta that comes in a small-sized pizza box. and some giant deep fried chicken something the size of her fucking head. You can see this mystery product at 2:58:30. So she’s been… Read morePVC Bondage Guy’s Wrestling Diet
He’s got a red sort of dress shirt and a brown tie. I mean, if I didn’t have a suit, which I do have, it might be the kind of thing that I’d wear to a job interview. And I… Read moreNewt’s Job Interview Attire
0:00 – Newt is with some FLAMING homosexual black man in a dollar store. Now, I recently commented about how I want to see black WOMEN on the Schlock & Awe channel. Because Newt is always talking about how awful… Read moreNEWTrition: Super Saiyan ramune drink – Newt Wallen
Or something. I don’t know. Who cares? “MCL”. Fuck you. I’m not going to medical school just to read your gay ass tweets. Speaking of gay asses, top comment is from Joe from Game Sack. You know, the guy who… Read moreNewt Broke his Leg
What a disgusting thumbnail. I think that those are PVC Bondage Guy’s manboobs. 0:15 – “One of the videos that we shot was a video idea that I had for you called ‘Busting Makes Me Feel Good’.” It was an… Read moreYoutube removed our video – Newt Wallen
