What is The Best Red Dragon Adaptation? – Tony from Hack The Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8QMl2XcPKg Tony is hacking some movies again, this time with Johanna from Hack the Movies.  Just Johanna from Hack the Movies.  No Horseface.  So maybe this will be tolerable.  Because she’s god awful when Horseface is there. It was the… Read moreWhat is The Best Red Dragon Adaptation? – Tony from Hack The Movies

Is Final Destination A Secret X-Files Movie? – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79QtFFguyg Is Final Destination a secret X-Files movie?  No.  So that’s the video, I guess.  I don’t have to watch an hour and nine minutes of this trash. I guess that I’ll give it a chance.  I’ve actually seen the… Read moreIs Final Destination A Secret X-Files Movie? – Tony from Hack the Movies

Horseface Talking About Wanting to Fuck Johanna Again – Crystal Quin

 https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1554607649131532290 “Happy National Boob Day!!!!!!” And there’s a picture of Johanna in a lowcut dress. I…what?  No.  I don’t want this.  Get this off my fucking screen.   Come on.  How could she possibly think that this is a good idea? … Read moreHorseface Talking About Wanting to Fuck Johanna Again – Crystal Quin

What Are The Best and Worst Thor Movies? – Tony from Hack The Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RJ4ubMVI After a brief stupid introduction, we get to the sponsor ad starring nobody’s favourite: Jess the Butch Lesbian Editor. https://twitter.com/jessdaydreaming I’ll give Jess credit for a few things, though.  First, she doesn’t advertise.  There are no fucking pronouns on… Read moreWhat Are The Best and Worst Thor Movies? – Tony from Hack The Movies

Crystal Quin and the Hack the Movies Gang Shilling for Sex Toys

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUoI6L00LT0 Here’s something that I never want to see again.  Horseface McGee, Johanna, and that “Italian” woman from Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies are doing a “sexy” ad for a sex toy company. First of all, let me… Read moreCrystal Quin and the Hack the Movies Gang Shilling for Sex Toys

Christmas Vacation is a Classic! – Talking About Tapes

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJM9JlVEcQY 0:00 – Tony starts by wishing the audience a “Happy Holidays” and then the always smoking hot Crystal Quin repeats the sentiment. Let me stop the video right here.  “Happy Holidays” doesn’t exist outside of the US.  It’s strictly… Read moreChristmas Vacation is a Classic! – Talking About Tapes

Limited Edition Mondo Mothra Tokyo SOS Premium Statue Unboxing – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu_ODXQ_zB8 They start by apologising for not uploading.  Tony suggests that the reason for the break was because of Newt getting fired so Johanna had to do more Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies videos.   Then Johanna opens this… Read moreLimited Edition Mondo Mothra Tokyo SOS Premium Statue Unboxing – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster