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MTV Remote Control on NES! – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUA91ulrFE4
I’ve never commented on thumbnails but this is the worst thumbnail she’s ever done. I didn’t even know what she was holding at first. It took me a good 30 seconds to figure it out. I only realised that it was a remote control from the context of the game. If I saw that picture without the words “remote control” next to it, I would never in a million years figure out what she’s holding.
And why is her other arm outstretched? Is she taking a selfie on her phone?
And that shirt? What the fuck is it?
Plus…how to put this tactfully…she has masculine facial features. Especially in this thumbnail.
So Remote Control. She’s talked about this recently. Let me check the archives.
She mentioned it here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/classic-concentration-and-wheel-of_17.html
That was Erin saying that the game was developed by GameTek. In fact, it was not developed by GameTek. A rare gap in Erin’s video game knowledge.
I do a playthrough of that game in that article, by the way. I completely destroyed the AI. I should become a Remote Control speedrunner.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/09/nes-games-in-30-seconds-erin-plays.html
Erin also mentions Remote Control in the video where Mike gives her “random” NES games and she has to “review” them. Remote Control was one of these “random” games. I discuss it in the link above.
So she played this game about once in her life. Briefly. If that. And it wasn’t even on stream, for money, as far as I’m aware, because she says that she was afraid of being exposed as a fool if she streamed this. So since this was done in her free time, she must have played this thing REALLY briefly.
0:00 – Oh. It’s a wacky Mtv shirt meant to look like it’s from the 1980s. Erin is all about the 1980s. She was born in 1986 or 1987. I suspect 1986. Cykill1986.
Then she’s on to Wikipedia dot com.
0:30 – “So when I first played this game…”
When? Tell us when you first played it. And for how long.
No. She didn’t neglected to share this important bit of information.
0:45 – After explaining that she never watched the show before because she was 1 year old when it was on, she says, “Before filming this, I did watch it.”
Why? Why the sudden interest in Remote Control?
And she clearly only watched it once. If that.
1:00 – She’s talking about the bonus game, or whatever, at the end of the game where the winner watches nine tv screens and has to identify all of the music videos. Erin says, “I would be really good at it today.”
How do you figure? Her knowledge of music is limited to 1990s pop music. Britney Spears and whatnot. That’s not contemporary.
“But since all of these tv shows are based on shows that were on in, like, 1987 and prior, we’ll see how I do.”
I’ll guess poorly. But if I recall, they weren’t even asking about then-contemporary tv shows. It was shit on the Brady Bunch and Gilligan’s Island and whatnot. This is because these shows were being widely shown on rerun in the 1980s.
1:15 – Erin explains that the “fuzzballs” on screen are actually popcorn, based on the popcorn that drops on the contestants in the show. She saw the show once, if that, I remind you. Then she says that she originally thought that these were crumpled up balls of paper. Because she’s an idiot and has no familiarity with the programme.
1:45 – “Is this my character or the computer character? I don’t know. We’ll find out.”
She never played this before. And she has no idea how video games work.
1:45 – “I guess that my name’s Freddy. I always screw this up. Every time I played it, I don’t know how to change the names. So whatever, we’re Freddy and we have a very 80s hairdo.”
Yeah. She “always” screws this up. She never played this before. How is possible for somebody to have played this before and not know how the character select screen works? Did I have any problem with this? Let me check the playthrough that I did. It was the first time in many years that I played this.
This is even dumber than I thought. You CAN’T name your character. Each character has a name assigned to them.
How did Erin not know this? If she played the game before, as she’s clearly leading the viewer to believe, she would know this.
And the character I chose in my playthrough clearly looks like Erin. Why didn’t Erin choose that character? It’s a guy but Erin should be more open-minded.
2:15 – Erin reveals that three is her favourite number. When was the last time that anyone had a favourite number? The second grade? You had have a favourite everything back then. Favourite animal, favourite colour, favourite tv show, whatever.
Erin is reading the category description. “Where do forty year old actors go to school? Video High.”
It’s a reference to 21 Jump Street and the like. Maybe Head of the Class. Maybe Welcome Back, Kotter. Television shows based in high school that used actors substantially older than high school aged.
Erin doesn’t get the reference.
Oh wait. She did get it. Good for you, Erin.
And then yeah, it’s a question about Welcome Back, Kotter.
She says that she doesn’t know the character that John Travolta played but she guessed correctly. She says that she’s never seen Welcome Back, Kotter before. You don’t say.
2:45 – “More Mtv. Okay, good. I was raised on Mtv.”
Uh huh.
Then she takes an age to buzz in so somebody buzzes in before her. Erin doesn’t even realise that this has happened. The guy guesses incorrectly. Then Erin gets a chance to guess and she guesses correctly. Then there’s a picture of this guy who guessed incorrectly looking angry. He’s angry because he got it wrong but Erin thinks that he’s angry because she got the question right. She still doesn’t realise that this guy buzzed in before she did and got the question wrong. She has NO IDEA how this game works.
But she wants the horntards to believe that she played this before. It’s impossible.
By the way, you don’t exactly need lightning quick reflexes to buzz in before the other contestants. They never buzz in within the first two or three seconds.
3:30 – It’s a question about Bruce Springsteen. Erin has told a story, more than once, about how when she was working in a record store, a woman approached her and was looking for a recommendation on Bruce Springsteen albums but didn’t think that Erin could help because Erin was too young. Erin took offence to this because Erin is all about Bruce Springsteen.
And yet, here we have a question about Bruce Springsteen and Erin doesn’t have a fucking clue. Who is Miami Steve? That’s the question. I have no fucking idea but I’m not the Bruce Springsteen fan that Erin is.
She ended up guessing correctly.
Then she mis-genders the character who looks like her. It’s a guy. His name is Howie. If Erin played the game before, she would know this. But of course she hasn’t played this before.
3:45 – “Reruns. So it’s going to be older tv, right?”
Yes, Erin. There are very few first-run reruns.
It’s a question about The Beverly Hillbillies. “I have no idea. I’ve never seen an episode of this.” You don’t say.
“Should I just guess? Or will that go against me? I don’t know?
How do you not know, Erin? You’ve played this before. And while she was saying all of that, TWO other contestants buzzed in and the second one guessed correctly. Erin doesn’t know this. She’s completely oblivious to what’s going on.
She doesn’t even know the rules of the fucking game. It’s obvious. She thinks that she’s the only one who can guess. No. All she’s doing is choosing the categories and then everyone has a chance to buzz in. She doesn’t know this. She never fucking played this before. And she never watched the show either.
4:00 – A question about Head of the Class. The answer is Janice. Erin has never seen the show so has no idea.
4:15 – Another question about Welcome Back, Kotter. It’s clearly Welcome Back. Erin guesses correctly and does that unbelievably obnoxious “yee” thing that she does.
4:30 – “I keep forgetting what button — what do you press? A or B?”
So maybe play the game before you do the stream, Erin. Just once.
4:45 – Johnny Carson’s middle name. Erin guesses the answer correctly.
5:15 – SCTV. Erin has no idea what this even is. I never saw it myself. I know that it stands for Second City Television and it’s a sketch comedy show. And isn’t it a Canadian show? Yeah. But Erin is completely clueless.
5:30 – Now this is ridiculous. There’s then an edit so that Erin can check Wikipedia and she tells us all about SCTV. What a total fraud.
6:00 – “Odd Couple? Shit. I don’t know anything about this show.”
You don’t say. I never saw it either. Then she guesses correctly.
6:15 – “I know one of you or at least some of you might be watching and going. ‘She doesn’t even know. She’s just guessing.’ Like whatever. We’re playing Mtv Remote Control on the NES in 2021. What do you want from me?”
Play a game that you actually have experience with and are good at. Why is everything a first (and last) playthrough? Do you have any experience with video games whatsoever? If no, why don’t you make other kinds of videos? Why video games? Why are you conning the mentally retarded out of money by pretending to like video games?
6:45 – A question about Tour of Duty. Whatever that is. Erin certainly has no idea what it is. But again she guessed correctly.
7:00 – Another question about SCTV. Erin doesn’t have a clue.
“No! Why won’t it let me buzz in?”
Because Howie has already buzzed in, Erin. Don’t you know how the game works?
She keeps making some stupid joke about how Dave Thomas, from Wendy’s, was on this show that she’s not even familiar with.
7:30 – “I like the girl in the middle. That’s me with the glasses.”
It’s a man named Howie, Erin. Stop mis-gendering him.
7:45 – She finds the commercial break animation to be cute. Like she’s never seen it before. Then she’s surprised to discover that the point values are doubled in the second round. Then she says, “I think that there are new categories now.”
How is it possible that she’s played this before? Everything is a surprise.
8:00 – A music question that she almost got wrong.
She gets another music question correct.
8:30 – “If we win, I’m going to be shocked.”
She’s ahead by like 80 points. The game is remarkably easy. Why would she be shocked? Hasn’t she played this before? She should know how easy this game is and how well she does on it.
Another music question and Erin actually got the answer before the options were given. Way to go, Erin!
9:00 Fraggle Rock question. Erin has never seen it before.
9:30 – Erin gets a question about Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood correct. She must have actually seen the show before. And from what she says after this, I think that she was watching this as an adult. Insane.
10:15 – She guesses on another question. This one was about a 1970s children’s show.
Then she gives a “fun fact” about how the McDonaldland characters were based off of HR Pufnstuf characters. This was after an edit so that she can check Wikipedia. But also, I mentioned something about the lawsuits against McDonalds in an article I wrote a while ago, before the blog, in reference to Erin demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge about the McDonald’s characters. So I think that that’s where she learned about this. Because I bet Erin is an avid reader of the Gamer Grrls blog.
Then she goes on about the 1970s McDonalds characters and again, this is all stuff that I mentioned in that article. It was in reference to Erin demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge about the early McDonald’s characters. But now she’s all about it.
11:45 – It’s a question about what the highest mountain range is but they also mention Bon Jovi just as a joke. Clearly the Himalayas. Erin doesn’t have a clue.
Then an AI character guesses correctly. “The Himalays? Okay. Is that like a reference to one of the songs?” No, you moron. The Bon Jovi stuff is irrelevant to the question.
Then there’s a question about Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, again thinly disguised as a Bon Jovi question, and Erin has no idea what’s going on.
“Why do they keep talking about Jon Bon Jovi’s super bod?”
Because that’s the joke, Erin. Jokes. You like jokes. “X looks like Y”. Remember?
12:30 – She’s excited to get a category about cartoons. But the actual question is about Hee Haw. Erin never saw Hee Haw before. Nor have I. She again guesses correctly.
13:00 – Erin doesn’t know that Charlie Brown’s sister is named Sally. She had to guess. She never consumed any Peanuts media in her life.
13:15 – But she does know Pig Pen.
13:45 – The Cosby Show. “I haven’t seen a lot of the Cosby Show.” You don’t say.
Then she guessed wrong. She doesn’t know about Elvin. She thought it was Melvin.
Then she mis-genders Howie again.
And you know what a person with some personality and/or knowledge about the outside world might do? Make a reference to Cosby’s criminal matters.
14:00 – “Off the air? Okay, some old stuff, I’m guessing.”
No, Erin. You idiot. That means that time is up and one of the contestants is being eliminated. Haven’t you played this before? Or seen the tv show? Of course not. That was all a giant pack of lies.
Howie loses. Erin knows that this character is named Howie and yet she continues to mis-gender him. She thinks that it’s a woman named Howie.
14:30 – Erin is surprised that it’s now the lightning round and she has no idea what’s coming up.
“I don’t get it.”
She’s never played this before.
“Ralph Kramden? I don’t know who that is.”
She’s never seen The Honeymooners before. You don’t say.
15:15 – She doesn’t know who Maddy Hayes is. She’s never seen Moonlighting before. You don’t say.
Moonlighting was a huge hit back in the day but I don’t think that it was ever shown in syndication. It made Bruce Willis a big movie star but it was a step down for Cybil Shepherd who was mostly known for doing movies. So doing television was a step down for her. And there was apparently friction on the set with Bruce Willis’ ascending career and Cybil Shepherd’s descending career. That’s my understanding, anyway. I was like 10 years old when the show was on. I remember watching it but I don’t remember much about it. It was a detective agency and Bruce Willis was trying to fuck Cybil Shepherd or something.
“Is this it? Does this mean that I won?”
How do you not know this, Erin? You said that you’ve played this before.
“I seriously did not think that I was going to win.”
But you’ve played this before, Erin. That’s what you said. Don’t you realise how easy the game is?
15:45 – “I like NES game show games. They’re fun. There are just so many good ones and this one I just kept thinking about.”
She doesn’t play any of them.
Let’s see what the horntards have to say.
– “Sad thing is I use to watch the reruns of most of these and still got them wrong”
That is sad. You must be some kind of a re– oh.
– “Wow you crushed these questions! I only knew the Peanuts ones. Nice work as always!”
That was from HornyGoriya. Just ask for a threesome with Mike. I’m sure that everyone will agree. Or even just with Erin while Mike watches.
Jimmy Dean hasn’t replied with his usual creepy shit yet. It’s been 15 hours since this video was up. He’s usually here by now.
You know who else I’m missing? That horntard who used to end every message with, “From Russia with love”.
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Newt Hanging Out with the Skanks Again + More info About James in Special Education
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1464794170879619074
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1465113745772924930
It’s some ZZZ-list “actress” who’s on OnlyFans. She’s an “actress” in the sense that Crystal Quin is an “actress” (i.e. NOT AT ALL).
Get it together, Newt. You were fired from a shit job and released from a shit Youtube show that nobody watched. WHO CARES?
How many jobs was I fired from? Well, just one. But it didn’t completely destroy me. The job was shit. I hated every fucking second of it. I was going to quit soon anyway. So I just got another fucking job. No big deal. I didn’t sink into a pit of depression over it.
He keeps writing this “woe is me” stuff on his Twitter. For example, somebody talks about how hot this OnlyFans skank is and Newt says that he’s ugly and has no chance with her. So the horntard says, “Didn’t you land a certain red head? You gotta be doing something right.” Newt replies with, “That was long time ago and she does not speak to me anymore. But I get what your saying ha. I need to be in rooms with people who actually like me maybe will give me some confidence for once ha.”
What the fuck is the problem? You hit the lottery with this shit. Horseface McGee isn’t talking to you any more? That’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
Obviously, it’s scummy as fuck that Crystal Quin and Tony and Justin and the entire gang at Screenwave (as far as I’m aware) stopped talking to Newt. But it just shows what kind of people these are: giant scumbags. We already knew that. Crystal in particular. It was Newt who got her on that knockoff Rental Reviews in the first place and then she stops talking to him? For what? Plagiarising some shitty Youtube videos?
Let’s say that it’s grossly unprofessional to plagiarise shit and that Newt was 100% to blame (which I don’t believe). Who cares? He was fired. You’re going to stop talking to somebody who you’ve known for many years because they’re unprofessional? They’re not good at writing shitty Youtube videos so you want nothing to do with them? It’s ridiculous.
So Newt is trying to get something going with this OnlyFans skank who is obviously using him to try to get some tiny bit of internet fame. How crazy is this? Somebody out there is trying to use NEWT to get internet fame. You have to really be at the bottom rung of internet fame to do this.
But it’s true. She has 735 followers on Twitter. That’s remarkably low for somebody who takes their clothes off for money. Newt has 2,500 followers and he, fortunately, doesn’t take his clothes off for money.
It’s some woman knocking on 40 who’s covered in tattoos. And I assume that she has giant implants. Newt thinks that her interest in him is genuine.
Get it together. Make a Tinder profile and see what kind of dogs you’re getting as a 40 year old man in rural Pennsylvania who’s barely employed and is a 4/10 in appearance. That’s the reality. These are the women who are interested. Fat, unemployed, single mothers. Not big titted ZZZ-list porn stars.
Why doesn’t he just get a job like a normal person? He’s working on Shark Exorcist 2. This thing is going to sell ten copies. How much can this possibly pay?
I don’t know exactly what he’s doing. It says that he wrote and directed this movie but he also links to Donald Farmer’s Twitter and Donald Farmer says that Donald Farmer wrote and directed this epic masterpiece.
https://twitter.com/Donaldrighthere
Donald Farmer, big time writer and director, has 1340 followers. So about half what Newt has.
His IMDB profile says that he’s been writing and directing films since 1973. You’ve never heard of any of these movies. Nobody has. Nobody has ever seen any of this shit.
Why aspire to this? These people are not making any money. You can go to Burger King right now and make more money in one year than Donald Farmer has made in the past ten years.
It’s people throwing their lives away because they think that they’re artists. They’re not artists. Look at their artistic output. It’s complete shit. These people are just losers in rural Pennsylvania who don’t want to work and they enjoy paying ZZZ-list OnlyFans skanks to hang out with them for a few hours because they don’t want to face reality.
This applies to Newt, Tony from Summarise the Movies, Justin Silverman, Crystal Quin, Kieran, James Rolfe, all down the line.
Newt has an opportunity now to distance himself from that shit. Get his life together. Fuck these shitty movies that nobody watches and fuck the shitty people involved with that detritus.
There are two dentist offices in the building that Screenwave works at. Go see if they’re looking for a receptionist. This is the sort of job that you should be looking for. There’s no shame in it. This is what everybody does. It would be a huge step up from what you’re doing now. People with normal jobs look down at losers like Tony from Hack the Movies and Crystal Quin and these delusional Youtube “celebrities”. Don’t you get it? And you’d be making more money. Way more.
What about being a dental assistant? You could make some good money doing that.
That reminds me. There was a dental assistant at my dentistry practice who was covered in tattoos. She even had face tattoos. And she was South Asian, which makes it even more crazy. Those people don’t do that shit. But she was there working as a dental assistant.
Anyway, this woman was proof that if you have an in-demand skill, you can work anywhere. I guarantee that this dentist did not want a woman covered in face tattoos working for him but how many qualified dental assistants are out there? You have to take what you can get.
So enrol in a dental assistant program. Learn a trade. Then you never have to worry about money or finding a job again. These movies are trash. The people working on them are trash. Forget about that shit. Go do something positive with your life and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Losing that trash job and those trash friends was the best thing that could have happened to you.
Now for James in special education. This is just some bonus “content” because it’s not enough to do a full article on.
Some guy on Reddit did an AMA claiming that he used to take the short bus to a special education school with James back in the day. As here:
The thread has now been deleted and people question the veracity of it but why would somebody make that up? And the guy gives a lot of details. He says that the name of the school was Y.A.L.E., for example. And when you look it up, there is indeed a school called Y.A.L.E. and they deal largely with children with autism.
The original post, now deleted, gave more detail so I’ll try to flesh it out from memory. The guy said that he was home-schooled so he would take the bus just to get out of the house, talk to people his age, whatever. Sounds about right. His mother was the bus driver.
Apparently, James was 17 or 18 when he was on this bus and the boys on Reddit question this but it checks out. These people don’t seem to know anything about special education. If you go to the website, you’ll see that that school teaches children up to the age of 21. That’s normal for special education.
Also, it seems that at this time James was only going one day a week to this special education school and he was going part-way through the school day. Again, this all checks out. This would have been after James transitioned to a normal school but maybe he still had to go once a week to speak to a psychiatrist or whatever to see how he’s progressing.
Anyway, the guy doesn’t say anything outrageous. James would just talk about his Snix movies and whatever. It’s mildly interesting. Check it out before it gets totally erased.
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Checking out Bobdunga's Twitter
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92
You know that I’m desperate when I’m doing this shit.
https://twitter.com/kyalbr/status/1464655189743341572
She re-tweets some black guy talking about some black child actor. Because Bobdunga is black. Or so she claims. And she wants everyone to know about it.
https://twitter.com/GlitchxCity/status/1462463832048218119
She re-tweets a woman…oh this is so fucking stupid. The clip literally starts with the woman saying, “Yo, I’m black.”
Come on. This is offensive. It’s offensive to black folk. If a white person were to do an offensive stereotype of a black person, they would say, “Yo, I’m black.” It’s like when I parody Madam Fomo when she speaks Ebonics, I always say, “Yo, yo, yo. Madam Fomo in the house.”
This shit does not advance people’s perception of African-Caribbean people. It only detracts. People hear shit like this and they say, “Oh, the stereotypes must be accurate. Black people really are idiots and they say ‘yo’ a lot.”
Bobdunga is promoting this. Bobdunga, who has an Indian mother, is promoting this.
She also re-tweets everything that Pokimane does. She must really be hot for Pokimane.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1462452351818731529
Here she is talking about Netflix, or something, and then posts a gif of Foghorn Leghorn beating on a dog with a 2×4.
Doesn’t Bobdunga know how racist Foghorn Leghorn is? He’s a stereotypical Southerner and refers to people as “boy”. Just more ignorant racism from half-Indian Bobdunga.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1461873474323070978
Oh yeah. Here she is applying for a job for Pokimane. Good luck with it. The horntards all say that she’d be perfect for the role. She’d need a visa, you morons. And she has zero work experience.
https://twitter.com/ashakiiii/status/1460611263600500737
She re-tweets somebody who said, “black people when they see a long ass line they know they have to wait in: ‘this the line?’”
I have no idea what this means but it’s just more racism from Shrimati Bobdunga.
You know what I’m not seeing? An update on her move. She was moving into a condo with her new boyfriend, I thought. Where is this?
Oh, here’s a picture of the two of them together.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1460314811351412743
Maybe she already moved.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1459932038836981765
“ITSS MAHH BIRTHDAYYY” and a picture of a black kid looking stupid with a balloon hat.
Can we get some “memes” of white people for a change? Or Indian people? Why is everything about how stupid black people are? She has a real problem. Is the Klan in Canada? She should give them a call.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1457101573318905859
She gives a list of what she wants the horntards to buy her for her birthday. And then they actually did buy her shit. She’s since deleted the list so I don’t know what it said.
Maybe she wanted the DVD box set of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer. Or Homeboys in Outerspace. Or the Criterion edition of Birth of a Nation.
No wonder she has a white boyfriend. She’s filled with contempt for black folk. Go see a psychiatrist. Oh wait. I’m pretty sure that she is. She should discuss this matter with her mental health practitioner.
https://twitter.com/imsoshive__/status/1457883811719618573
She actually re-tweets a couple of thug black guys threatening and manhandling some non-black guy.
We get it, Bobdunga. Black people are idiots and thugs and you don’t much care for them. But talk about something else. This is fucking ridiculous. If I wanted to read this shit, I’d go to Stormfront’s message board.
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BadBunny is now doing political streams
https://www.youtube.com/c/BadBunnyOfficialClips/videos
This is the gamer grrl on Twitch who went on a weird rant about how the horntards aren’t donating enough money to her. This was a couple of years ago, I think. I don’t know much about it but if I heard about it, chances are that you, gentle reader, have heard about it. “Five dollars” was the quote.
So anyway, I was looking for “content” today and re-discovered her. She happened to be streaming at the time I was searching. She seems to stream A LOT. And it’s no longer video games. She’s now a 100% “politics streamer”.
It’s unwatchable. She’s annoying as fuck and clearly mentally ill.
She seems to be described as “leftist”. That’s certainly how she describes herself. It’s the sort of thing where people talk about “CIS” and transgender stuff and white privilege. I don’t know if this is “leftist” but the labels don’t really matter because they’re so badly misapplied and just used to discredit people.
So forget the labels. The arguments are bad and only grossly misguided people are into that stuff. It’s a fad. A “meme”, if you will. People will move on to the next thing that comes along. There’s no critical thinking involved with any of this.
She has a handful of talking points that she talks about constantly because her knowledge on these things is so shallow. I’ve seen very little of her “content” but she REPEATEDLY says, “I used to be alt right but now I’m a leftist.” Okay, that’s great. We all appreciate your political journey. But who gives a fuck? This is boring. It shouldn’t all be about you. Talk about the issues of the day.
Well, she does that too. I linked to her Youtube channel above. It’s described as a “clips” depository but no. These are the full streams that she does on Twitch. They’re all “political streams.”
She did several streams recently on trans rights. There were several streams on Kyle Rittenhouse, whatever that is. I looked into it briefly a few days ago, didn’t care, and moved on. It’s some shooting in the US. Something about mistakes that “white allies” make, whatever that means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYESfsnuZo
11:45 – She actually uses the phrase “dictatorship of the proletariat”. While talking to a guy in a dress.
Well, maybe this guy in a dress has some ideas. I don’t know anything about him. But BadBunny is a complete airhead. I’m not going to get my information on political theory from this buffoon. She doesn’t know anything about the subject.
I defy anyone to watch this shit. And look at the views. The average is about 200. Nobody is watching this. You can’t watch it.
Still, at least she’s trying something different. It’s a crazy woman talking about communism and weird SJW stuff with other crazy people, some of whom are men in dresses. I mean…if these were all sane people, appropriately dressed, I might even be interested in this, minus the SJW shit. Is anyone else doing this? I don’t really go to Twitch for my political theory discussion needs.
Let’s compare some numbers.
https://sullygnome.com/channel/erin_plays
https://sullygnome.com/channel/badbunny
Erin averages 188 viewers per stream whereas BadBunny averages 303. So it’s not a huge difference. She’s getting Erin Plays numbers.
But I looked at that Twitch earnings database. I only looked up one month, it was in 2020, and it looked like BadBunny was getting about 10 times as much money as Erin. So if this is accurate, she’s making about $69,000/year.
Maybe something for Erin to consider. It’s not like you need a doctorate in the field. Fucking crazy BadBunny is doing it. She’s just talking out of her ass. Political theory pieced together from shit that she’s read on Twitter.
I’d like to know Erin’s take on collectivisation. Or who was cuter: Khrushchev or Brezhnev. Favourite shade of red? And she can still do video games. What about a Tetris stream? Erin claimed to have played A LOT of Tetris. Let’s see it.
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James Reviews the Rocky IV Director's Cut – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoBXVRw9Ikk
It’s just Bored James, on his sofa, talking about Rocky for the billionth time. Sylvester Stallone re-edited Rocky IV, it would seem.
Jimmy mentions that Drago has more lines in this new edit. Why doesn’t he give the explanation for this? Stallone was “dating” the woman who played the interpreter for Drago so her role was greatly expanded at the expense of Drago. Drago originally had more lines. Perhaps this interpreter character didn’t even exist until the actress started a relationship with Stallone. I don’t exactly the situation. I don’t give a fuck about Rocky. But even I know this much.
Jimmy couldn’t be bothered doing any research. And he apparently doesn’t know much about Rocky, one of his favourite film series.
There are several points in this video where Jimmy makes it plain that he just didn’t have time to do a proper comparison between the original and the new edit. This is your job, Jimmy. Do your job. All you have to do is talk about a movie. You’re getting paid for this.
Speaking of which, there was a long and awkward ad at the start of this for spectacles. And Jimmy is really bald. I want to know what he’s doing to his hair in these AVGN episodes. His hair looks bad in AVGN episodes, there’s something not right about it, but he doesn’t look nearly as bald in them. Is it Ronco Hair in a Can, is it CGI, is it a wig? What is it?
And why does Jimmy even like Rocky? Because it takes place in Philadelphia. That’s it. That’s the only reason. What else can it be? He likes sports movies?
What other boxing movies has he ever talked about? It’s just the Rocky movies.
Rocky IV isn’t even a good movie. It’s a piece of shit. Why praise shit? Of all of the movies out there, and with Jimmy being such a film curator, why does he always go back to shit?
I can’t think of a single good movie that Jimmy has ever talked about. It’s always the same stuff. Rocky, It’s a Mad…World, Godzilla. What else? This is a film buff? He’s a buff of nothing. Well, poop buff, perhaps.
He has this platform where he can promote good movies, maybe stuff that people haven’t heard of before, but it’s just the same old garbage over and over again.
It’s expecting too much, of course. The man spent seven and a half years in special education.
He recently mentioned this again. He said that he was transferred to a mainstream school in the 10th grade. He didn’t know what a freshman or sophomore or any of that was. He said something like, “freshman? What’s that? Like a man who’s fresh?”
It’s yet more autistic word play. I can’t understand why he was in special education for seven and a half years.
And the boys on Reddit always try to explain this away for some bizarre reason. They’ll make fun of him over absolutely anything (being bald, his odd gait, pronunciations, et cetera), but this legitimate issue is always dismissed. “Oh, he just had ADHD. In the 1990s, everybody had ADHD and they were all put in special education.”
No. As somebody who went through the American education system for the entire decade of the 1990s, I’m telling you that that is absolutely not the case. RETARDS went to special education. Not somebody who was just a little rambunctious.
Think about it logically. You’re a parent. You have a son who’s perfectly fine, perfectly capable of attending a normal school, his grades are fine, his behaviour is fine, but he was recently diagnosed with ADHD. So now the school says, “Oops, looks like we have to put him in special education.”
You would allow that? No. “What are you talking about? Don’t put my child in special education with the retards. He’s doing perfectly fine in the normal classes.”
Jimmy’s parents didn’t do that because they knew full well that there was something seriously wrong with Jimmy.
He has an odd gait. He’s obsessed with faeces. He’s unable to have a conversation. He has a very narrow range of interests. He has great difficulties with pronunciation. He has difficulty with the definition of words. He takes everything that people say literally. He’s clearly of below average intelligence. He hammered a screwdriver into a keg of beer. He put a metal knife into a plugged-in toaster. He chiselled a hole into a desk that has sentimental value to him instead of using a drill. He has massive time management problems. He has extreme paranoia. His behaviour can safely be described as “peculiar”.
The man has a lot of problems. That’s why he was in special education. He’s not like the people who go to normal school. He’s slow.
That’s what it comes down to. He’s just slow. And that’s fine. That’s what we have special education for. Some people are smarter than others. Many people are smarter than I am, many people are less smart than I am. No big deal. We can all still learn stuff and make the most of what we have.
But let’s end this bullshit about the 1990s being some insane decade where perfectly capable children were put into special education for seven and a half years. It didn’t happen. That didn’t happen in any decade in history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBjDQEDOHs
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Screenwave is Hiring
https://screenwavemedia.com/careers/
The boys on Reddit were mocking the $30,000-40,000 salary channel manager salary. Where are these people working where that’s a laughably low salary?
$30,000/year would be…$14.43/hour. Let’s say $14.50. The highest paying job I had in the US was $15/hour. And that was a fucking nightmare job.
Let me see what they’re paying now. $16/hour. That’s interesting. I’ve checked this before and they were paying as low as $10/hour. So they actually lowered what they paid, quite substantially. But now they’re back up to $16.
I would not wish that job on anyone. It involved cleaning literal shit. You were assaulted daily. $16/hour for that.
Or you can work at Screenwave, where there’s presumably nobody shitting themselves…wait. Other than James, I guess. Do you suppose that you have to clean up James when he does a boom boom in his pants? Because in that case, no. You might as well make the extra $1.50/hour at the mental asylum down the road.
But assuming there’s no poop involved…which…again, I’m not entirely sure that I can rule this out…then yeah, Screenwave is paying a decent wage.
I mean, it’s a job that requires no particular education or experience. Let me plagiarise the job description:
We are looking for partner managers with demonstrated experience in talent/influencer management with a strong track record. This position requires building and maintaining close relationships with creators. Screenwave Media channel managers are experts in talent management, brand strategy, and client acquisition.
Our approach to management is to assess the needs of the individual creator and to pair them with our wide range of services. We primarily work with midsize to large personality driven creators with a heavy YouTube presence in gaming, anime, music, and pop culture and a predominant US audience. Our channel managers are experts in YouTube trends, features, and practices through internal training, YouTube certification programs, and continual analysis of our existing brands. Most communication with channels is online, but there are generally domestic travel opportunities to industry events to provide service to clients.
The ideal candidate has more than 3 years of experience in talent management in the gaming industry and a deep understanding of YouTube. This position requires a person who is equally sales oriented and customer service driven. We are open to remote work for this position, determined by the level of experience of the candidate.
TO APPLY:Please include a cover letter and resume in your application that incorporates examples of how you’ve helped content creators build a successful brand. We want to hear about your successes and how they will translate to the position. Please also include salary requirements.
They say that they want three years of experience in “talent management in the gaming industry” but fucking nobody has that. And they just hire their friends anyway. And then fire them over some complete bullshit and pretend that they never existed.
So $30,000/year seems fine to me. It was actually more than I thought. The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25/hour.
It’s like these people on Reddit have never worked a normal job in their lives. Are they all nerds doing IT work?
I also see that Screenwave are hiring interns. I said before that it’s probably unpaid but no. It seems to be paid. I don’t know how much, though. All of these ads have been taken down, presumably after that guy on Reddit posted about this. But it seems that these interns get an hourly wage.
This is essentially an internship or possible entry-level position for those currently pursuing a 2-4 year degree, or are recently graduated/looking for experience in the field of Video Game Development, Video Editing/Production, or Graphic Design. In lieu of education, we are always eager to work with individuals with enough passion and personal experience to suffice!
So…it’s either an internship or a shitty job, however you want to look at it. That’s not good. They’re abusing the concept of an intern.
There should not be internships. Paid or unpaid. I did an unpaid…I wouldn’t say internship because I was in my mid to late 20s but something similar. And I did it hoping that it would lead to a job. That’s why everybody did it. But it didn’t lead to a job. It just lead to me doing unpaid work for these scumbags for three months.
This is what these internships are about. It’s about giving people false hope about a great job that they maybe one day can get. But first you have to work for peanuts. Or nothing at all. For months or years. They’re paying in hope.
Why not just pay a proper wage for proper work? This isn’t a fucking internship. This is a desperate person trying to get experience as an editor. And they’re doing the work of an editor. So pay them as you would do an editor.
That’s the only scummy thing that I’m seeing here. $30,000 for a totally unskilled, no education required job in rural Pennsylvania? Sounds about right to me.
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Destiny Fomo Doing Pornographic ASMR for the Mentally Challenged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgdBHf7krUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBPvQ2Jpr6o
I don’t really have anything to say. It’s just a prostitute doing what prostitutes do. I find it really difficult to believe that anybody is paying $5 for this but bear in mind that these people mentally retarded.
She’ll also write your name on her arm for ten gifted subs. Why would anybody do this? I think that this is on Twitch so that would be $50, if I’m not mistaken. Who would pay $50 to have Madam Fomo write your name on her arm?
Can you even do this stuff on Twitch? It’s clearly intended to be pornographic.
Let’s check out her boring as fuck Twtitter. I haven’t looked at this in months. She’s just so aggressively boring. I don’t give a fuck.
She has a new profile. “A person that loves the Nintendo 64 and Virtual Boy a bit too much (I’m 4’10)”
Why would she put her height? Who cares? I mean, she’s unbelievably stupid and barely literate but come on. Her pimp TuanX couldn’t come up with a more interesting description?
https://twitter.com/DestinyFomo/status/1463270037595295746
It took me a while to understand why she was showing this screenshot of her phone. It’s because it says that she has over $50,000 in Bitcoin. So that’s one way that she’s laundering her money. Why would she advertise this? Gross stupidity, I guess.
She replies to one of the horntards that she bought her parents a house. So she’s also laundering her money through property.
She also says, “I get emails all day for work…. I constantly avoid all phone calls. There’s no avoiding notifications lol”
Yeah, I’ll bet. That’s typically how it works. You text or (apparently) email a prostitute, you don’t call them. They don’t answer calls.
https://twitter.com/DestinyFomo/status/1463009815488352258
Here she is boasting about her money again. Can she really be this fucking stupid? Keep your ill-gotten gains on the downlow.
https://twitter.com/NYCDemonD1va/status/1462923391019663360
Here’s another picture of her with some other prostitute who she took a very similar picture with before. Let me see if I can find this in the archives. Yeah, here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/nyc-demon-diva.html
New York Demon Diva or something. Similar picture. A couple of working ladies and a couple of johns in a bar.
https://twitter.com/NYCDemonD1va/status/1462660610844467204
Here’s a picture of Madam Fomo with more of her colleagues. Holy shit. This must be the really, really late night crew. I’d pay money not to have sex with them.
A bunch of wrestling shit. TuanX thinks that if Madam Fomo pretends to like wrestling, it will pull in more socially awkward horntards. I think that he’s mistaken.
God, he’s just such a terrible pimp. I could do such a better job than he does. Fucking anyone can. He’s the worst. No idea what people want.
https://twitter.com/DestinyFomo/status/1462487269655334912
“Survivor series sale on my onlyfans! Join for just $4 this weekend”
That’s’ the normal fucking price but she’s always trying to con people into thinking that that’s the sale price.
Somebody did Madam Fomo fan art. Holy fucking shit. This is awful. We can end this right here. Nothing I say can top this:
https://twitter.com/Dareous_J/status/1462465208455151621
It looks like a retarded Punky Brewster who just got done drinking some hot chocolate.
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The End of Castszilla vs The Podmonster?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoPNPw5ps4p6PvIdD2XZvjw/videos
It’s been a month since their last video. And the views are really low compared to Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies. Also, Johanna is doing a lot more stuff with Talking About Tapes now, perhaps coinciding with Newt leaving.
Here’s the problem with Castszilla vs The Podmonster: it wasn’t good. But neither is Talking About Tapes. It’s the same exact formula for both shows. Maybe the Godzilla podcast does so much worse just because there’s no video.
They were also REALLY phoning it in for months. Let me see if I can pinpoint the date that they gave up on this.
Kong and Me was still fresh. It was a children’s book review. They seemed semi-interested. The next episode was Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. That’s one of the more popular movies in the franchise so they were still interested at that point.
But then Tony unboxed a Godzilla carrying case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ1sB3HmDls
I’m thinking that this was the start of the downward slide.
In the next episode, they “reviewed” episode FOUR of some anime. I didn’t even realise that they did four of these.
Then Terror of Mechagodzilla.
Then a “blind bag” opening.
Then a clip show, minus the clips.
Yeah. I think I got the right episode. They gave up right around the time of that carrying case episode.
I actually commissioned some new art for the banner. This was like two months ago. I wanted to replace Pelvic Gamer with Johanna and John Riggs with Tony from Hack the Movies. And there’s a Godzilla theme for Johanna’s picture. But this art is taking way longer than expected. So now people won’t even get the reference.
If I were to commission some new art today, it wouldn’t be Johanna because I wouldn’t add her based on the strength of her Talking About Tapes output. I barely even mention her when I review Talking About Tapes. It’s fucking Horseface McGee who I mention. Whatever her name is. Oh, Crystal Quin. It just briefly escaped me. I remembered Horseface McGee, though. I could swear that that was a Family Guy reference but I looked it up and…no. “Horseface McGee” doesn’t seem to be anything. I just made it up, I guess.
But I wouldn’t have a drawing done of Crystal Quin. First of all, I can’t watch her videos. She’s horrendous. But secondly, I wouldn’t want to feed into her monstrous ego.
That review I did of her was one of my better articles, though. It’s also one of the more popular ones. It gets a few hits every week. People searching for Crystal Quin “content”, I guess.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/crystal-quin-is-unwatchable.html
That song at the end is hilarious. It’s a love song to a horse. Perhaps the first mainstream song dedicated to bestiality.
The boys on Reddit recently mentioned that Justin referenced Newt in a recent Talking About Tapes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsovNMhgXRU&t=492s
It’s at the 8 minute mark. Justin says. “I worked at a movie theatre with my friend, he who shall not be named.” Then there’s an edit.
Newt mentioned something in a deleted tweet or a deleted Youtube video about people who he knew just trying to save themselves. Something like this. Effectively, not sticking up for him/abandoning him/whatever in an effort to save their jobs. Newt was the fall guy for this plagiarism. A patsy, if you will.
He’s 100% right. Justin and Tony from Hack the Movies and Crystal Quin and Johanna, all down the line, are total scumbags for not sticking up for Newt. I said this from the start. I said that if anyone should be fired, it’s James Rolfe. But they fired Newt. And then they can’t even talk about him any more. And he apparently had to sign some non-disclosure agreement and any work that he did on Talking About Tapes belongs to Tony or Screenwave or something.
It’s bullshit. He should go to an employment tribunal. Do they have employment tribunals in the US? No, I don’t think so. Well, he should speak to a lawyer and sue the fuck out of Screenwave. Unfair dismissal. Besmirching his name and reputation. Mental distress. Take those fat fucks to the cleaners.
Unfortunately, perhaps nothing can be done. This is problem number ten billion in the US. No employment protection. Some 500 pound guy can just say, “You’re fired”, and you’re out the door. No notice. No appeal. No reason needed.
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Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Part 2 – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BQwQO13j4
Interesting top. Generally speaking, you can’t accuse Erin of dressing sexy to get views. She wears some of the least sexy stuff possible. The fact that people are still jerking off to this shit just shows how incredibly low the bar is. These losers will jack off even to somebody who puts absolutely no effort into her appearance.
0:00 – Starts off with horrible gameplay. She’s unable to kill the first enemy that she encounters, gets hit a number of times, and then just gives up.
I’m two minutes in. This is awful. Erin doesn’t have any clue what she’s doing. She keeps asking that chat basic questions about how to equip shit.
5:30 – “What was your comment about pudding, Shishi? I can’t answer everyone’s comments. I’m barely getting through memorising where the hell to go right now.”
Erin better check that attitude. Shishi is her number one fan.
7:15 – Erin has been sniffling for the past couple of minutes and now she wipes her nose with her hand. I’m just waiting for her to inhale a tissue. That might be my favourite thing that Erin does. It just seems so bizarre to me. First of all that she cleans her nose by stuffing an entire tissue up her nostrils but secondly that she does this on stream, for money. Why wouldn’t she at least turn around and do this? Or walk off screen for a second?
7:45 – “A lot of you know but if you’re new, I’m like really into the linear Castlevanias so this is a little out of my comfort zone so I’m a little slow when it comes to, you know, like equipping and all of that.”
Yeah. You’re a big Castlevania fan, Erin. You first played a Castlevania game three years ago. On stream, for money. And you’ve never played a Castlevania game for even one second in your spare time.
It’s her favourite game.
8:30 – She found a melon in the game and she compares this to “wall meat” in previous games. Erin says, “Somebody was trying to watch his cholesterol, so he’s, you know, he’s trying to cut back on the red meat and instead there’s wall melon.”
Hey guys! Do you like female comedy? Of course! Who doesn’t? And nobody is better at it than Erin.
10:30 – “Thank you so much for gifting a sub to Shishi.”
Why? Shishi is going to sub anyway. I don’t understand how this gift subbing works. I think it’s just a way to give the streamer money. Same with subscribing. I know that you also get “emotes” or whatever but who gives a fuck about that?
I need to start a Patreon. But the problem is two-fold. First, who would pay? I wouldn’t. And secondly, what “content” would I provide?
I have downloaded escort websites of Madam Fomo and reviews of her terrible services. So I could maybe get two posts out of that. But then what? I have a bunch of articles that Madam Fomo got taken down. I could upload those. But who’s going to pay for old articles?
I suppose that is the business model for like podcasts and whatnot, though. The new stuff is free and then they move everything to the pay site.
What are some subscription-based blogs that are successful? Let me look this up. I read that some right-wing politician or something had a subscription-based blog. I suppose that that’s a niche to tap into.
Oh yeah. Here’s one. I won’t link to it but it’s some douchebag who gives “business coaching” advice. How to set up shitty home-based businesses. Drop shipping and e-books and paid blogs and whatnot.
I don’t really have expertise there but I could write articles about moving and living abroad. Tips and tricks and whatnot. I think that this would be valuable advice worth paying for but how I do I turn fans of gamer grrl content into people who want to start a new life abroad?
12:45 – She gets a heart pendant and then doesn’t know if she should equip it or not. It tells you. It shows the fucking stats. Your luck goes up by 1 point with the heart pendant. What does luck do? I have no fucking idea. Check the manual. Check Gamefaqs. Play the game in your fucking spare time.
13:15 – “I don’t totally understand the accessories.”
Because you don’t play video games, Erin. This is really basic stuff. Look at the fucking stats. See what changes when you equip different items.
14:00 – “What’s my favourite alcohol? I don’t drink a lot but I just like beer.”
Good chat, Erin. Really interesting stuff.
16:15 – “Oh gym clothes. Great. For active leisure.”
These are the jokes. Erin think that this stuff is funny.
17:00 – Veiled shout out to her carpal tunnel.
I’m at 21 minutes. That’s enough. This is just boring. Let me skip around.
37:00 – The horntards encourage her to equip the katana. Erin grudgingly does so. She doesn’t realise that the katana does more damage because she’s an idiot and doesn’t play video games. Then she finds the attack animation to be cute and mimics the movement. She thinks that this is funny. This is her idea of comedy.
1:08:00 – “Look at that painting. Do you think that’s a Bob Ross?”
Please. Erin. I’m in stitches here. Have some compassion. I can’t endure your hilarious female comedy any longer.
1:14:00 – “All right. Shit. So I have no idea what to do right now.”
I’m just picking spots in the video at random. She says things like this CONSTANTLY. She’s always lost and never knows what she’s doing. Why would anybody want to watch this?
I’m almost at the end. Is she going to end the video by talking about her hands? I’ll play the odds and say yes.
She’s so fucking bad at this game. Even hours into it. She just stands still, mashes the attack button, and hopes that the enemy walks into her.
Oh no. She edited something out right at the end. And she was clasping her hands together. I’ll have to check the original stream. I suspect that she was talking about our friend carpal tunnel syndrome.
I WAS RIGHT!
“I really don’t want to stop but I have to be careful about my hands. I just…I’m scared because I’ve been playing for almost three hours but I don’t know. Or maybe I will just, like, stretch for a minute. I’ll stretch for a minute. I don’t know. I don’t know what to do because I don’t want to push it and then be like totally screwed. No. I have film something later so no. Okay.”
Horntard Wolfmaster says, “Don’t push it.”
How crazy is it that she’s now editing out references to carpal tunnel syndrome? Who cares? She’s doing this to try to thwart my journalistic efforts. She doesn’t like that I’m exposing her lies about carpal tunnel syndrome to dozens of people.
Fucking nobody cares. But she thinks that she’s a big celebrity.
Oh, here’s a weird comment from the chat. Etank222 says, “Erin’s gonna b back tonight to stream Zer0ranger on her arcade stick for me for my birthday”
Really? It’s not on Twitch. Is Erin doing custom videos for people like a camgirl? But instead of doing a vibrator show she’s playing a video game of your choice using the hardware of your choice?
That is completely insane. That’s what the guy said. He’s boasting about this. He’s paying for a private show for his birthday. And Erin did say that she has to film something later on. Is that what she’s referring to?
I think that it is. Erin is doing private shows now. How long has this been going on? How much is a private show? Why on earth would anybody pay for this?
But it really does drive home the reality that people are jerking off to this. Why else would anybody pay for a private show?
I wonder if you can choose the outfit too. How much extra for an appearance by Elmo?
I’m trying to think what video I’d like to see. I don’t know. None of this is remotely erotic to me. I guess the Hamburglar top, if we can choose outfits. And then what game? Oh, King of Fighters. Any of the later ones where Mai Shiranui’s boobs bounce. Let’s say King of Fighters 1998. And I want her to use the biggest Neo Geo arcade stick that she has. You know what I mean? I want to see her work that big stick. Oh my god. I need to change my underpants just thinking about it. HUGS!
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First Time Playthrough of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CEgfN-INNY&t=5582s
I’ve been putting this off but let’s just get through this. It’s not like I’m going to watch the whole two hours anyway. It will be ten minutes at best.
0:15 – “I’ve never played this before.”
You don’t say.
“I’m totally open for suggestions, tips, et cetera but just please keep it chill. Don’t get angry if I don’t know everything because I haven’t played this before.”
So you’ve said.
“If I’m not super fast with equipping or knowing how to use items and everything, just bear with me.”
Why doesn’t she just play the game beforehand? For like an hour? That’s it. That’s all she has to do. Play the game for an hour before you do the stream. Then you’ll know what you’re doing and you won’t get stressed out by the horntards explaining stuff to you.
And why does she get stressed out by that anyway?
1:30 She reads the scrolling text of the intro but can’t keep up because she’s an idiot.
2:15 – She’s at the name select screen. “I’ll put my name in. No funny business.”
She always says this. And the reason that she never puts a funny name in is because she has absolutely no personality.
“I’ll put a skull by my name. That’s cute. Look at that skull. That’s adorable.”
What a fucking moron.
2:30 – “Thank you Hungry Goriya for subscribing for 23 months.”
Wow. When does the hot lesbian action start with these two? That’s obviously why Horny Goriya gives Erin money. Maybe this can be Patreon-exclusive content. Or OnlyFans. A “collab”, if you will.
3:00 – Erin does god awful voice acting for these characters. This is some of that delightful female comedy that the world loves.
5:30 – She’s reading from the chat. “Did I watch Castlevania on Netflix in it’s entirety?”
Anyone want to field this one? No. Fucking of course she didn’t. She doesn’t do ANYTHING and she’s certainly not interested in fucking video game adaptation tv shows. She’s not interested in Castlevania either. This is all a scam, you fucking retards.
She claims to have watched the first season. Uh huh. I’ll bet.
And this is all coming from a big Castlevania fan, by the way. Or so she wants the horntards to believe.
“I couldn’t really get into it. Maybe I’ll give it another chance some day.”
Well, it is about a video game series. I can see why it didn’t appeal.
6:15 – Erin gets hit by the first fucking enemy. This is unbelievable. She doesn’t even know the controls. Why didn’t she take time to learn this sort of shit BEFORE the stream?
Some horntard told her that she should farm the first little section on this level. Is she really going to do this? She’s just going to sit here and kill the same enemies over and over again? And anyway, she’s really struggling with these enemies. This is awful. Nobody wants to watch this.
6:45 – “I’m getting hit a lot. Should I come back here?”
No. Just learn the fucking controls. And if you’re getting hit by the first enemies, what hope do you have with the later enemies?
7:15 – “Thank you, Sergio”.
He must have said that her hair is really pretty today or something. That’s his usual compliment. It’s safe to compliment hair. Riskier compliments involve the boobs or ass or anything to do with the body, really.
The chat told her to farm and she doesn’t want to but she said that she’s going to do it anyway. But she’s not. She’s going through the level. I don’t think that she knows what “farming” is.
8:00 – “I like that background.”
Riveting stuff, Erin. When does the hue discussion begin?
8:15 – “I like how these guys walk.”
Then she laughs. This is comedy in her mind. Just pointing out stuff. “Cute” walk animations, for example.
9:00 – “A little bit, Sergio. Thank you.”
He must have asked if her hands are feeling better. Somebody else made a similar comment. They’ve now been conditioned to ask her about her hands. They’re fucking morons. There is nothing wrong with her hands. It’s all a lie, as everything is with Erin.
10:45 – The chat tells her to turn off the “soul gadget”. Erin says, “When I think of ‘gadget’, I think of (short pause) ‘Oh, look. A free Ipad’”
Yeah, she’s all about Mike’s career. She always expresses such deep interest in anything Mike has to say about his Youtube experience.
11:45 – “I don’t know how much to farm. I guess until it tells me that I’ve levelled up?”
She’s so bad at this. First of all, she’s not even farming. She’s going through the level. But secondly, she’s getting hit CONSTANTLY. By these fucking level 1 easy zombies.
12:45 – “Thank you, Sergio.”
What the fuck is he constantly saying? Go jerk off, Sergio. This is fucking embarrassing.
By the way, the game is paused and it clearly tells you what level you’re on and how much experience you need to get to the next level. Erin doesn’t know this. She has no idea how any of these basic video game tropes work.
13:00 – “Kill seven more. Okay. I appreciate you guys keeping track because I’m a little scatter-brained right now.”
They weren’t counting the fucking zombies, you idiot. They just read the fucking pause screen that clearly said that you need seven more points to advance to the next level.
Then she moves on. She’s done with the “farming” Even though she didn’t farm AT ALL. She went through the fucking level. And got hit repeatedly. She would have got this much experience anyway. She has no idea what farming is.
13:45 – “I guess that I’ll keep the cloth tunic.”
The game clearly tells you the stats of the various items. Tunic is armour, for example, and it’s clearly the best armour that she has at the moment. You can see it. It tells you on the fucking pause screen. The screen that she’s looking at right now. But she doesn’t know anything about this because she doesn’t know anything about video games. Not even the most basic of information like this.
15:45 – She thanks Games and Movies for subscribing at the tier 2 rate. Let’s see how much that is.
Ten dollars. And for anyone new here, Games and Movies is a severely retarded man. I’m not saying that as an insult. He’s genuinely mentally retarded. Massively so. He has hundreds of videos of him in Disneyland hugging the costumed characters. And most of his comments on Youtube consist only of “HUGS!”
Erin is taking money from this guy.
16:15 – Erin says that she played this game briefly before streaming just to get a feel of things. That’s shocking. There is absolutely no way. She knows nothing whatsoever about the game.
18:15 – “Am I excited for Thanksgiving? Sure. I like stuffing so I’m excited to eat stuffing.”
She seemed really annoyed by the question. What is Thanksgiving going to be like at the Matei homestead? Is Erin going to make a delicious stuffed turkey with all the trimmings? I want to see homemade cranberry sauce, none of that canned shit. Maybe a pumpkin pie.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t do anything. I don’t think that Erin cooks. The only thing we know she cooks is Kraft macaroni and cheese with two packets of cheese.
Maybe they just get some food delivered. Whatever is open on Thanksgiving. Chinese food, for example.
And it’s not even that I blame them. It’s just the two of them. Why would they make a big deal about Thanksgiving? Maybe they’re going to one or the other’s family.
18:45 – “That’s cool, Games and Movies.”
Let’s see what he said. I’m intrigued. What could severely mentally impaired Games and Movies possibly have said that was so cool? Of course, “That’s cool” is Erin’s only response to anything that anyone says.
“Saw Disneyland is all Christmas stuff now in November”
“I am going back to Disneyland Next Month should I take my Keyblade again”
So when she said, “That’s cool”, that didn’t even answer his fucking question. And it seems that all that he talks about is Disneyland.
He brought this “keyblade” with him during a previous visit and took some videos with the costumed characters while holding it. Even I know this. I know more about this guy than Erin does. He’s not even paying me.
I’m not here to dunk on the mentally retarded but this is who she’s talking to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-4C_RQkVJ8&t=84s
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-4C_RQkVJ8]It’s completely unethical. He can’t even dress himself. She’s taking ten dollars a month from this guy. She’s pretending to be this guy’s friend. It’s fucking disgusting.
20:00 – She’s hitting the walls. “I don’t remember if there’s wall meat, really, in these.”
How could she not remember? She never fucking played the game before.
She’s going back through the level, by the way. I have no idea why. She’s looking for a save spot location but it wouldn’t be this far back.
21:00 – Some horntard asks her what her least favourite Castlevania game is. She’s just racking her brain thinking of which games she played, on stream, for money. Once. And then never again. She can’t even remember the names of these games. Any of them.
“That one with Sonya. On my god, I always forget what that one’s called.”
She loves saying “always” and “forget” in totally inappropriate situations. She’s not forgetting. She doesn’t know because only played the game one fucking time. On stream, for money. And how often is this topic coming up to the point where she says “always”?
The horntards had to “remind” her of the name of this game that she played once, on stream, for money.
22:15 – “Which way should I go? See, there’s so many ways to go.”
No. It’s largely linear. And you’re clearly going back the way you came from. I have no idea why.
Isn’t there also a map?
“Oh wait. This is where we came from, right?”
Yes. Why are you doing this? She’s such a fucking moron. She should be hanging out with Games and Movies at Disneyland with her “keyblade”. Hugging the costumed characters. While drooling.
24:45 – A horntard mentions her “hoodie” and Erin says, “Yeah, I’m wearing my Hello Kitty hoodie.”
She’s a big Sanrio fan, guys. Let me check the archives. I remember her demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge about the characters before.
I’m not seeing it, but for her birthday last year, Mike bought her a $500 Hello Kitty Dreamcast. She hasn’t touched that thing since.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/11/hello-kitty-dreamcast-pac-man-40th.html
So now she found the save spot but she’s still going backwards. Why? She doesn’t have the slightest idea what she’s doing. She doesn’t know how video games work.
By the way, she has a projectile attack that uses mana but she never uses this attack. And she doesn’t understand the concept of mana. It’s the green bar in the game. So you can use this projectile attack, it will take a bit of your mana away, and the mana regenerates fairly quickly.
Erin doesn’t know any of this, which makes the game considerably more difficult.
26:00 – She’s at the boss. She used the projectile once but I think it was accidental.
27:00 – She beats the easy level 1 boss (barely) and then keeps hitting the motionless remains of the boss, apparently thinking that this might do something.
“So I’m trying to think. Should I go backwards and go to that save or keep going right?”
She has no idea how video games work. You don’t go back to the previous level’s save, you fucking moron. There’s likely to be a save coming up. And I’d be surprised if you even can go back to the previous level’s save.
27:15 – “Wait, was that skull moving?”
She’s attacking the motionless remains of the boss again. She’s a fucking moron.
27:30 – “I’m going to be brave and go to the right. Do you guys really think that there’s a save coming up soon?”
This is what the horntards must have been telling her. Yes, Erin. This is how video games work.
28:00 – Then there’s a save in the next screen. As one would expect. One who plays video games, anyway.
She doesn’t know how to save. She’s pressing all of the buttons and failing.
The horntards tell her that you have to press up.
That’s enough for me. Let me just look at some random spots. I think that she talks about her carpal tunnel syndrome because I skimmed this video before but I don’t want to hunt for it.
59:45 – “I don’t know what to do.”
It’s basically this ANYWHERE in the video. I’m just skipping around randomly and everywhere I stop, Erin doesn’t know what she’s doing.
1:15:15 – “Should I use potion or coffee?”
You can read the description under each item. Potion gives you 100 HP. Coffee seems to do nothing. Erin is low on health. She can’t decide between these two. She’s not reading the description because she doesn’t know how video games work. Even if she read that, she wouldn’t understand. She doesn’t know what “HP” is. She has no idea what she’s looking at.
“Now where the hell am I going? I don’t know.”
It’s this for the entire video.
1:21:00 – “Yeah, this is really fun. I’m so glad that I’m finally playing it.”
Oh sure. It looks like like she’s having a blast. Playing this game that she has no idea what’s going on for a bunch of horny retards. She’s getting $6,900/year for this.
1:46:30 – “I forget they can climb stairs.”
Uh huh. “Forgot”.
1:47:40 – “So first thought. I love this. I’m having so much fun.”
Uh huh.
“I’m so happy that I like this game.”
Oh, we’re happy for you, Erin. I’m like those idiots on Reddit who say that they like it when James looks happy in his videos.
“I would totally keep going if I didn’t have to worry about hand pain.”
But you don’t. This is all made up bullshit, Erin. Many doctors have told you this already. In fact, not a single doctor has EVER told you that your hand pain is real. It’s all lies.
Alternatively, if this is real (which it isn’t) Erin should quit immediately. Stop making the videos. It’s not worth it. $6,900/year to destroy your hands? That’s the value that Erin places on her hands?
This is how she ends every steam now. Every stream ends with her talking about her crippling hand pain. It’s ridiculous.
Oh my god. I was going to do a separate post on this but…actually, have I already done an article on Games and Movies? No. Oh, thank god.
Anyway, I’ll just stick this here as some bonus “content” because I’d feel awful making a whole article on him.
He actually has a Twitter. When I first saw this, I thought, “How is this possible? He can write?” But I suppose that he’s writing comments in Erin’s chat so of course he can write.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9
I won’t copy and paste the description but we can all see it. What the fuck? He writes much better in Erin’s chat. Why is his description so bad?
Most of his tweets are just counting down the days until his next trip to Disneyland. “30 days until I’ll be going back to Disneyland”, “29 days until I’ll be going back to Disneyland” et cetera and he’ll post a picture of him with a costumed Disney character along with this countdown.
Here he is with Pocahontas.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1461028343067791362
That’s one foxy lady. And if she’s with a guy like Games and Movies, maybe I have a shot.
He’s also with the queen from Sleeping Beauty.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1461028392392740868
She doesn’t do it for me. Lose the attitude, bitch.
Here he is doing a hadouken with some unknown European nobility.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1460626388961034240
Have hadoukens featured in any of the Disney princess movies? I haven’t seen many of them. But yeah, I’m passing on those ladies too.
Here’s a red haired woman. Ariel from The Little Mermaid?
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1460626163445817348
I’m not interested in any fish women.
He retweets a number of weird tweets about erotic furry art and amateurs dressed as anime girls. These are almost certainly guys dressed as these anime girls, which adds another bizarre layer to this.
Here’s Minnie Mouse.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1459607754381795330
I’m not into the cross-species stuff.
He re-tweets a video of Justin Silverman opening a package of Gengar shit.
Oh, he also wears a Monster Madness shirt in some of these pictures.
And he retweets EVERYTHING that Erin tweets.
He wishes Erin a happy birthday here:
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1458652410738397184
She doesn’t reply.
The Brave Little Toaster? I saw that. Maybe even twice. It was on tv when I was probably too old to be watching it but I liked it.
He says “Your so cute hugs” to some creepy Frenchman who dresses up as female furries.
https://twitter.com/grahambaird9/status/1457519428581486592
It’s fucking gross. Everything about this is gross. He needs way more supervision. Either his parents or the state or whoever is taking care of him. He should not be pissing his money away on fake gamer grrls and he should not be corresponding with freaks who dress as anime girls and the like.
