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  • Pam judging fashion choices, righting wrongs and singing songs on stream – Cannot be Tamed

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwWqQiT9nLg

    More of the comedy stylings of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  Let’s see if there are any actual jokes this time.  She did a video like this before.  I reviewed it here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/04/pam-being-irreverent-inappropriate-or.html

    Here’s a typical example of a “joke” in that video: “Oh, she threw a cat at me. You levelled up, student witch.”  Get it?  No, I don’t either.  Nor did the horntards, who just left messages expressing their bewilderment at the video.  

    So let’s check it out.  Fifteen minutes?  Fuck.  Five minutes too long for this shit.

    0:00 – She’s reading from the game.  “Unknown.  Known.  The figure’s strange head rotates.  Brackish signature.  Of and not of.  Attempting interface.  As the figure speaks, more threads begin to spiral from its head, thick, snaking vine-like ribbons that flex and wave.  They approach with intent.”

    Then there’s a choice between “stop” and “run”.  Pam chooses “stop” and says “stop”.

    Then the CannotBeEntertaining theme music kicks in.

    THAT WAS THE JOKE!

    I don’t get it.  All she did was read text in the game.  Who’s laughing at any of this?  

    0:15 – “Also, I will have to get up in five minutes because I have muffins in the oven.  Also, I haven’t eaten all day so I’ll probably be eating my muffins on-stream.”

    I…what?  This was the joke.  I think.  What is this?  What is any of this?  

    These are just random clips from her shitty streams.  None of this is remotely funny.  Is she even trying to be funny in these things?  

    1:00 – “We need game passes where all of the games get together to do drugs and listen to music.”

    Well…at least now I know that she’s trying to be funny.  These are supposed to be jokes.  That one had some kind of a semblance of a joke but it didn’t make any fucking sense.

    1:30 – “Overalls.  That’s a bold fashion choice.”

    She’s watching some video game award show…or something…and one of the hosts is a woman wearing overalls.  So…Pam made this catty comment.  Is this funny to anyone?  Who’s the intended audience?  Miserable 40+ year old Canadian bitches who fuck their dogs?  

    1:45 – “No socks.  That is a bold and wrong fashion choice.”

    Does she want to mix up her adjectives at all?  Does she just think that the word “bold” is inherently funny?  Because it isn’t.  There is nothing remotely funny about Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  And watching these things, where she’s apparently trying to be funny, just drives home the fact that she’s mentally ill.  No healthy person would find any of this shit remotely funny.  

    2:15 – “Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?  More bold fashion choices.”

    Because it’s The Rock and he’s a former wrestler?  But, again, Pam just finds the word “bold” hilarious.  It screams mental illness.

    2:30 – “So the cardigan’s fine but the pants are…not.  Not fine.”

    This wasn’t The Rock, this was some woman.  And the joke here is…what?  Can anybody explain this?

    Then she starts singing some song in a different clip.  I don’t recognise the song.  I can’t make out the words.  What is any of this?

    4:30 – She’s playing some Monkey Island and just reading “woof woof” a lot.  It goes on forever.  Why is this funny?  Is anybody laughing at any of this?

    6:00 – “I like a salami sandwich or a smoked meat sandwich.”

    She’s just answering a question from the horntards asking what her favourite sandwich is.  What is going on?  Why did she put this in the video.  She obviously thinks that there’s something funny about that response.  What is it?  It’s not some kind of double-entendre.  Pam doesn’t have the intellect for that kind of comedy.  It’s nothing.  It’s a zero-entendre.

    6:45 – “The music is definitely an acquired taste in this game.”

    What more can I even say at this point?  Let me look at the comments.  Is anybody finding any of this even remotely funny?

    – “I need to start watching some of your streams. I cracked up at your remarks about a lot of things, haha.”

    Can you be more specific, Ben Kizer?  Which one of these “jokes” did you find funny?  

    – “You’re really funny. I need to catch more of your streams.”

    Is there something wrong with me or are these people just trying to get a date with these generic comments?  There is not a shred of comedy to be found in any of this.  I refuse to believe that a single person on earth laughed at any of this.

    7:00 – A woman in a game says, “I’m checking the pipes.”  Pam says, “I’m here to check your pipes.”

    Well, this is the first recognisable joke in the video.  But it was just crude and unfunny.  Nevertheless, this is an actual joke.  So…let’s continue.

    9:00 – She shows her dog.  Again.  She did this earlier but it didn’t go anywhere so I didn’t mention it.  But now she’s doing it again.  This is stupid.  And creepy.

    10:30 – “That’s why I like Doom (2016) so much because there was no defence.  It was just offence.  Offence.  Offence.”

    I don’t know.

    I can’t.  I have to stop.  I made it to 13 minutes.  There’s only two and a half minutes left but I can’t do it.  

    Nobody can possibly be laughing at any of this.  I don’t even recognise 95% of this as attempts at comedy.  Why would…the fact that she thinks that this stuff is funny just tells you how warped she is.  It’s like how Erin thought that “casserole” was the funniest thing ever.  It’s mental illness.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/casserole-full-breakdown-erin-plays.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0SQCWZJeUw

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  • Crystal Quin Talking About "Hot" Chicks Again

     https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1543688005344436227

    Horseface loves Mint Salad.  And then a picture of the very unfortunate Mint Salad in a bikini.  Her fat pimp/boyfriend took the picture, presumably.

    The picture is not flattering.  This is not a woman who should be doing porn.  She’s also autistic and being manipulated by this creepy pimp/boyfriend of hers.

    Why is this being promoted?  Why isn’t Horseface saying, “Hey, maybe you should get away from these abusive freaks who you’re associating with and get your life together”?  

    No, it’s just a woman getting her tits out and even if it’s coerced, Horseface is into that.  This is Horseface’s idea of feminism.  

    So we look at the comments.  A guy named Kris Glavin is responsible for fully half of them.  He often just replies to himself, effectively.

    – “Happy 4th of July weekend babe I hope you have a great fun safe weekend with your family and friends babe (three kissing emojis)

    – “Her YouTube channel is awesome I’ve truly enjoyed both you and her on hack the movies keep up the incredible work beautiful”

    – “Love you both”

    – “She is awesome”

    Then somebody replies to him, “Creeper simp vibes 100%”

    Kris comes back with, “Both badass beautiful young ladies”

    The previous guy replies, “Your stalker vibes creepy af”

    Kris responds, “Can you just leave me alone I’m just a fan of her thanks”

    So you go to Kris’ Twitter.  It’s here:

    https://twitter.com/KrisGlavin

    His three most recent tweets are just re-tweets of Mint Salad’s where she promotes her Fansly.

    Then last Christmas, he re-tweeted a suicide prevention tweet.

    And last November, he posted a picture of him on his 36th birthday.  

    He’s no Brad Pitt but if he got his life together, he could find a girlfriend.  There are plenty of fat chicks out there.  Plenty of single mothers.  What’s the problem?  Find a nice woman and have a life together.

    No.  This creep show wants to have a weird fantasy relationship with Mint Salad, who’s sort of being trafficked, if not actually being trafficked.  I don’t know if he’s mentally challenged or not.  He seems to be able to write but it’s almost always about horror films or he’s creeping on some woman who does horror shit.  He has the entire female contingency of Hack the Movies covered.  Maybe he has autism or something.

    https://twitter.com/FioreLoveisLife/status/1543259180726894592

    There’s Horseface at a nerd convention, wearing half a top, and containing her revulsion at having to touch some nerd there.

    Oh, and Kris replies in that thread twice.  

    – “God she is truly stunningly beautiful”

    – “Lucky sob”

    He thinks that somebody who just bumps knuckles with Horseface is lucky.  It’s pathetic in the extreme.

    https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1543089609822945281

    Here’s a tweet where she just says “hi”.  There are 42 replies.  There was nothing going on in that equine head of hers, so all she could manage was “hi”.  And the horntards reply.  Not Kris, though.  He saw that tweet and said, “I’m sorry, you’re smoking hot, but even I have some standards when it comes to low-effort tweets.”

    https://twitter.com/DeathBecumsMe/status/1541351126964092928

    Horseface re-tweets a message saying, “Women are allowed to have sex for pleasure.”  This is apparently an issue in rural Pennsylvania.  Or Horseface just wanted to announce how hot she is, how everybody wants to have sex with her, and that she’s totally receptive.

    She re-tweets some stuff from horntards who are happy to see her back on Hack the Movies.  Just vain self-adulation.

    https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1541571510611083265

    “Just your average girl drinking chocolate milk on her couch with her cat watching Masters of Horror”

    And there’s a picture of her tv.  Nothing of her or her cat or her milk.  But Horseface wants the horntards to know how lonely and available she is?  I guess?  I’m getting mixed messages.  Is she having a lot of sex or is she spending her evenings alone with her cat?  

    https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1541198106720608256

    Here’s Horseface in half a top with Johanna and…somebody.  I could swear that I’ve seen this third woman before.  But does Horseface even own an entire shirt?  Nobody wants to fucking see this.

    Well, that’s not true.  There’s always Newt Wallen.  Horseface is Newt’s muse.  He’ll never let it go.  Newt is the ultimate horntard.  So let’s see what The Ideas Man is up to.

    https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1544355050067300357

    “9 months with my Therapist. We discussed progress and goals since Oct. Breaking of mental blocks and working through depression. Told me she read 6 scripts I’ve written since May. Told Me she has no interest in horror but likes my schlocky Style and was very proud. It made my day”

    She read six scripts?  How much is he paying that woman?  “Here are my tits and gore scripts.  Do you like them?  Please say that you like them.  It makes me feel good inside when people say that I’m a good writer.  Newt is such a good boy, isn’t he?”

    Then the horntards, who I assume are gay (many of them are ladyboys, after all), all talk about how amazing Newt is.

    Based on what?  Did they read the scripts?  What has ever released that demonstrated that he’s a good writer?  

    https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1543629375568023552

    Well, there’s Florida Man Saves Christmas.  We’re still waiting for that one.  It’s coming soon, according to Newt.  It’s like three months delayed.

    He teases us with some panels. Let’s see if I can squint and read this.

    Oh, this is bad.  I couldn’t even follow it.  I didn’t know what anything meant.  This is dogshit.  

    And there’s a picture of a topless woman with huge tits on a motorcycle.  

    He sold six copies of this tits and gore trash to his mother.  What must she have thought of this?  Why would Newt think that it’s appropriate to give this to his mother?  

    And he re-tweeted that comment from a girl, who was obviously school-aged, who talked about how much she liked the comic.  Shouldn’t this be an 18+ comic?  

    He undoubtedly gave at least one copy to his therapist.  What must the therapist have thought of this trash?  The writing is incomprehensible garbage and it’s just tits.  I presume that there’s gore as well but we’ll have to wait until the comic is finally available to the general public.

    And then that therapist read six scripts.  How long must that have taken?  Newt said that the scripts are 150 pages.  She’s just doing that in her spare time or is she charging Newt for this?  

    Newt never refers to this woman as a psychologist or psychiatrist or any kind of medical professional.  It’s always just “therapist”.  I suspect that this is just some charlatan who advertises her services on Craigslist or whatever.  Anybody can say that they’re a “therapist”.  I would be shocked if this woman has any credentials whatsoever.  

    No medical professional would look at these tits and gore scripts and the tits and gore comic and say, “Stay the course, Newt.  You’re doing great.  You should definitely quit your job to pursue this dream full-time.”  It’s insane.  There is no prospect of Newt ever making a dime off of any of this.  It’s garbage.  Children write better stuff than anything Newt has produced.  And everything is fucking plagiarised.

    Newt, apparently, quit a PAYING JOB so that he can focus on his terrible, plagiarised projects full-time.  Where is the money coming from?  Newt said before that working at the theatre funded his god awful projects.  So now what is he doing?  He doesn’t have any money.  He was excited to get $7,000 from Screenwave to make Shark Vampire.  

    He’s intentionally ruining his life.  What else can it be?  This is self-destructive behaviour.  

    And where are PVC Bondage Girl and Mel?  What was the cinema that they worked at?  Well, I don’t want to do too much investigation.  Be some creepy stalker like Kris.  But as soon as Newt quit the job, these “friends” of his disappeared.  

    That’s how it is with work “friends”.  The second you’re out the door, they want nothing to do with you.  And usually you want nothing to do with them.  These people were never your friends to begin with.  You just worked with them.  They were co-workers.    

    I’d sometimes see former co-workers on the street.  I was doing my thing, they were still working there, and I’d ask them how things are going.  Just normal conversation about work.  I wasn’t coming on to them or anything.  And they just got really awkward.  Didn’t want to talk.  Sometimes I’d see them on the street and they’d avoid eye contact.  These are people who I used to drink with after work.  I’d talk to them every day.  But once you leave, that’s it..  They can’t even exchange simple pleasantries.

    It happened with Newt and the Screenwave folk.  And those people knew Newt for fucking decades.  Even before he was working there, which adds a weird layer to this.  But once he’s out, fuck him.  They want nothing to do with him.  

    Same with Newt and PVC Bondage Girl and Mel.  PVC Bondage Girl told stories about the last time that Newt was working there.  These are the only stories that PVC Bondage Girl had because as soon as Newt left the job the first time, that was it.  They weren’t hanging out any more or even texting or anything.  Then when he comes back, it all goes back to how things were.  He’s hanging out with them after work, saying creepy shit to them, the whole deal.  They’re all “friends” again.  Work friends.  Then when he quits, it goes back to nothing.

    It’s the same with neighbours.  You might be friendly with them, maybe even do stuff, have conversations, whatever.  But as soon as somebody moves, you’re not talking to them any more. 

    I wonder why school friendships are different.  These tend to be the longest lasting.  It can’t be duration.  You go to high school for four years and you might work at a job for four years but with school you can form lifelong friendships whereas with work, the relationship ends as soon as your employment ends.  

    Anyway, just some sociological observations.  This is why you shouldn’t place any importance on work friends.  

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  • REACTION! STAR TREK: TOS, 1×22, Gallifrey Gals Get Warped! S1 EP 22, SPACE SEED – Gallifrey Gals

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVr3iqupBhU

    Space Seed.  Let me check Wikipedia.

    In the episode, the Enterprise crew encounter a sleeper ship holding selectively bred superpeople from Earth’s past. Their leader, Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán), attempts to take control of the Enterprise. 

    It’s not ringing any bells.  I know Khan, of course.  I’ve probably seen the episode but I haven’t watched Star Trek, of any description, since I was like 15 years old.  And I haven’t seen the the original series probably since I was about 12.  It would sometimes be on Sunday mornings or afternoons and I’d catch it.  I wasn’t an avid fan, though.  I wasn’t eagerly watching every episode.  Unlike The Next Generation, which I watched religiously and I bought an episode guide and The Klingon Dictionary and a couple of novels and the classic Star Trek pin.  

    Thank god I stopped doing this stuff when I was 15.  Any older would be embarrassing as fuck.  It’s fine to do this nerdy shit as a kid but not as an adult.

    So this is a…podcast, I guess?  They watch an episode of Star Trek and then “react” to it.  Probably my least favourite genre of videos.

    0:45 – They’re talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation.  They watch this show and do “reactions” of it too.  And they’re talking about how season five has ended on a cliff hanger and they don’t know what’s going to happen next.  

    Why are they watching this?  They’ve clearly never watched the show before.  Why start now?  And why do it for Youtube videos?  This is clearly pandering.  They’re clearly trying to tap into the horny nerd market.  And with respect, neither of these unattractive lesbians are tossing my salad.  

    This isn’t even successful.  They have 16,000 subscribers.  According to SocialBlade, they’re making $340/month.  That’s better than Erin’s $100/month but they have to split this two ways.  Erin is keeping all of that scratch herself.

    They also do “reactions” for other shows.  Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, Loki.  I have no idea what those last two are but I assume that they’re fairly recent nerd programs.  

    It’s just so disingenuous.  They’ve been doing this for two years.  I can’t imagine this ever becoming a success on any level.

    1:30 – They encourage you to join their Patreon.  This episode was chosen by their “patrons”.

    What the fuck.  646 patrons?  Each person is giving at least $1/month.  They have a bunch of different tiers but they all seem to do the same thing.  And all you get is all of their Youtube shows.  You can watch them on Youtube though.  Am I missing something?

    I’m going to guess that they get $2000/month from Patreon.  Plus the $340 from Youtube.  Split two ways.  Not worth it.  It wouldn’t be worth it for twice that amount.  They’re releasing videos like every two days.  The videos are really low-effort but it’s still some kind of work.  Wouldn’t it be better to just get a job?  

    Anyway, let’s hear what these unattractive lesbians have to say about some Star Trek episode that they’ve never seen before.

    2:00 – Yeah, the lesbian on the left says that she’s never seen this before.  Nor has the other lesbian.

    These are not personable women, by the way.  They’re annoying.

    4:00 – The lesbian on the right gets sexually excited over some red shirt woman.  This is pathetic.  Is this all that this is going to be?  

    So you know how when Retro Ali used to do “reaction” videos where she be really animated and do over-the-top fake bullshit while watching something as mundane as a Pokemon commercial?  Well…this is the opposite of that.  This is just two lesbians watching an episode of Star Trek for the first and last time in their lives and occasionally scratching their head.  Or pointing out hot chicks.  Hot chicks who are probably long dead, by the way.

    I don’t know which is worse.  Retro Ali’s “O” face, fake bullshit or these two tedious bores just scratching their lice-infested heads.

    5:45 – The lesbian on the right called Dr McKoy “Scottie”.  These are clearly big Star Trek fans.

    I’ve definitely seen this before, by the way.  I remember it now.

    6:45 – Now the lesbian on the left commented on how hot that red-shirt woman.  This is fucking terrible.  

    Imagine if it was a guy doing this.  He’s watching the show and every time a woman comes on, he says, “Oh, she’s hot.  I’d give her some loving.”

    People would say, “You are the biggest fucking loser on earth.  Go get a girlfriend, you Star Trek-loving nerd.”

    But with these two unattractive lesbians, it’s okay.  I can assure you that none of these women on these shows, when they were in their prime, would have given these fucking gargoyles the time of day.  Even if these actresses were lesbians, which I don’t know if they were or weren’t.  

    That brings up another point.  Isn’t it disrespectful to suggest that somebody should engage in homosexual relations, unless you know for a fact that they’re homosexuals?  

    Again, look at what would happen if it was two guys doing this.  Two gay men watching Star Trek and talking about wanting to fuck Captain Kirk up the ass.  It’s obviously disrespectful.  As far as I’m aware, neither James T Kirk nor William Shatner are gay.  So don’t bring that gay shit into the discussion.  It’s insulting.  

    7:00 – So then Khan starts seducing this red-shirt woman and these two lesbians get really upset about this.  This is pathetic.  

    If you’re gay, nobody gives a shit.  And these women are both clearly gay.  But don’t make Youtube videos where you voice your disgust over heterosexualism vis a vis Star Trek episodes.  If you don’t like men, that’s your business.  But the character in the show does like men.  Especially men like Ricardo Montalban.  He was a big sex symbol back in the day.  

    7:45 – The lesbian on the left put something in her mouth and then picked her nose for an extended period of time.  At least it wasn’t the other way around, I guess.  But this is awful.  Don’t they know that there’s a camera on them?

    9:00 – The lesbian on the left says, “Wow.  This is straight up like watching an abusive relationship.  Like this is straight up how it is.  Like you get brainwashed almost.”

    This was in relation to a scene where the red-shirt woman refuses to help Khan so Khan tells her to get out.  

    It’s just bizarre, man-hating bullshit.  Why would anybody want to watch this?  Two unattractive lesbians watching Star Trek and talking about their contempt for men.  What’s the point?  Who’s being entertained by any of this?

    Also, the lesbian on the right can not stop eating.  This is gross.  I don’t want to watch this.

    10:15 – That red-shirt woman is back and the lesbian on the right makes a noise like she finds this actress really attractive.  But we already know this.  She’s already stated that she finds this woman attractive.  Is she going to point this out every time this woman is in a scene?

    Now it’s a scene with Uhura.  Not a peep from either of these lesbians.  Are they racist or something?  Nichelle Nichols was an attractive woman in the 1960s.  

    Here’s some adult film recommendations and warnings for Uhura fans.  

    In Sex Trek (1990) a woman named Patricia Kennedy aka Gabriella plays the character Lt Uwhore.  It’s a non-sex role and you don’t particularly want to see this woman naked anyway.  You can pretty much skip this one.  They’re just having sex with random crew members and beings from other dimensions and whatnot.

    In Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm, they eliminate the Lt Uwhore character entirely.   She was completely useless in the first one, after all.  This one is even worse.  Clearly a lower budget.  The women are much less attractive.  And it’s a pre-boob job Mimi Miyagi in like half of the scenes.  

    With Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob, they finally got it right.  At least as far as Lt Uwhore is concerned.  They got Dominique Simone to play the character.  Two sex scenes.  All of the other women are awful but they they got a good Lt Uwhore.  

    God, this lesbian on the right can not stop eating and drinking.  This is shit.  Can you stop stuffing your face for 40 minutes?

    The episode ended.  She’s still eating.

    So now…wait?  What?  All this was was two hideous lesbians talking about how hot that red-shirt woman was.  They didn’t talk about the episode at all except for this red-shirt woman, who, obviously, was a minor character.

    So now what are they going to do for the next seven minutes?  The Star Trek episode is over.  Are they just going to talk about how hot this woman was?

    14:30 – They’re just talking about how they can’t understand why this episode was chosen by the “patrons”.  It’s because it’s the first appearance of Khan, you fucking morons.  

    15:30 – The lesbian on the right says that episode was “sexist as fuck”.  Then she starts talking about her experience about being in an abusive relationship.  This is brutal.

    Then the lesbian on the right chimes in with her own experience about being in an abusive relationship.  

    I believe that these relationships were all with men.  So this is why they’re lesbians now?  Men are all terrible?  You picked them, ladies.  

    See, here’s why Khan was able to get with that woman: a lot of women like assholes.  Was Khan abusive?  Yeah, obviously.  He was smacking that red-shirt woman around.  But the red-shirt woman picked Khan.  She liked Khan.  She wanted to have sex with Khan.

    There are hundreds of single guys on board the Enterprise.  Guys who don’t smack women.  Guys who would love to go out with this red-shirt woman.  The red-shirt woman wasn’t interested in those men.  Those men are boring.  She doesn’t like the romance.  She likes alpha male assholes like Khan.

    So how much blame can we apportion to her?  She picked the guy.  That’s how this works.  Women pick men.  Men don’t pick women.  

    Go on Tinder.  Women get thousands of matches.  Men get very few.  Except for the top 10% of men who are getting inundated with matches.  These are the assholes.  These are the abusive guys.  And they’re getting flooded with matches, largely from delusional women.

    Find somebody approaching your league and you’ll find that guys aren’t so bad.  When you’re 200 pounds and/or don’t have a job and/or have children, don’t go for the guy in his late 20s with the big sexy muscles.  That guy is going to be an asshole every fucking time because he knows that he has plenty of other options.  He might fuck some fat chick once when he’s horny and desperate but he’s not sticking around long.  And then these delusional women get a negative opinion about all men.

    No.  You’re the idiot.  You’re the idiot who didn’t pick somebody even close to your league.  Be realistic.  

    18:00 – “Khan exudes something that makes people be pulled into him.  Therefore she was pulled in by him because she was already in a vulnerable state.  She was already interested because she is a historian, this is a man of the past, blah, blah, blah.  So very easily…uhhh…manipulated but there’s another word I’m looking for…influenced?”

    “Attracted”.  The word you’re looking for is “attracted”.  This woman was attracted to the sexy Ricardo Montalban.  Why can’t you just say it?  Why portray this woman as a victim?  

    What makes this red-shirt crewman think that she’s in Khan’s league?  Khan is the result of some kind of experiment to create genetic supermen.  It’s preposterous.  It’s an extreme example of what I was talking about where these fat, unemployed chicks think that some guy with big sexy muscles is going to be interested in them.  

    That woman is a moron for thinking that she was in Khan’s league.  Had she just shown some interest in another red-shirt crewman, none of this would have happened.   

    18:15 – “So why is that her fault at the end?”

    Because she picked him, you dumb bitch.  These people are on another planet.  “Why is it my fault for being attracted to sexy men?”

    A normal guy doesn’t go into a club and think that they pick up every woman in there.  But a woman goes into a club and does think she can get any guy.  No matter how fat, unemployed, or unattractive she is.  And to some degree, these women are right.  Hot guys will sometimes have sex with ugly women.  Once.  When they’re desperate and horny.  But they’re not going to be around for long.

    This is why you have to be sensible and find somebody approaching your league.  It’s still going to be somebody above your league, because that’s how it works.  Women date up and men date down.  But don’t get ridiculous with it.  If you’re a 4, don’t go for an 8.  Go for a 6.  

    This red-shirt woman was a 2 going for a 10.  Can we not assign some blame to her?  It’s this kind of stupidity that allows these men to be assholes.  

    18:45: So these two hideous lesbians are going on and on about how abusive Khan is and how this woman was a victim for being manipulated by Khan.  Then the lesbian on the right sticks another Cheeto in her mouth.  Can you stop fucking eating now?  

    Speaking of scores, these women are both 3’s.  I’m sorry that the guy with the big sexy muscles “abused” you but you might have considered picking a guy who’s a 5.  No.  You deserve the big sexy muscles.

    19:30 – Then they read the Wikipedia entry for Ricardo Montalban.  Neither one of these women know who this guy is.

    When the lesbian on the left mentions that Ricardo Montalban is Mexican, suddenly the lesbian on the right really appreciates his acting skills and what a great person he is and how much he’s accomplished.  Her woke-ness got a little confused.  He’s a man, so that’s bad but he’s a racial minority so that’s good. 

    20:30 – Then she starts talking about how it’s unfortunate that they couldn’t cast an Indian actor for…some role.  I don’t know what she’s talking about.  “It was…you know…a person of colour.”

    Fuck off.

    21:00 – The lesbian on the left says, “To have media literacy, we need to be able to consider all of these things.”

    What is anybody even talking about?  I’m totally lost.  “Media literacy”?  And what’s the Indian role?  Was she talking about Khan?  Khan isn’t supposed to be Indian.  Maybe they should have got a Mongol actor to play the role.

    22:30 – Now they pimp their Patreon.  If you want to watch the full “reaction” it’s on their Patreon.  They do this because this is all copyrighted stuff so they’re trying to keep things on the downlow.  But if you pay them, you can see this copyrighted content that they don’t own.

    23:00 – The lesbian on the right says, “Like, comment, subscribe to the channel, share it with your other nerdy friends.”

    That’s what this is about.  Capitalising on lonely nerds.

    Then she reads a comment that she saw that was in all caps.  “I just stumbled across two cute girls watching Star Trek.  Youtube algorithm finally did something good.”

    This is the delusion that I’m talking about.  These gargoyles think that they’re cute.  They’re 3’s if I’m generous.  But they think that they’re 10s.  That’s why they got abused by that guy with the big sexy muscles.  That’s why they became lesbians.  Their own delusions are to blame.  

    Let’s switch the genders again.  You see old men with hot young women.  These old men either have money or the women are from impoverished countries.  And when people see these men, they don’t view them as victims.  The public have zero sympathy for these old men.  Indeed, often times these men are vilified.  “How could this guy not see that this woman is only using him for his money?  Is he fucking retarded?”

    It should be no different for these hideous women going out with hot guys.  If you’re a hideous woman and you’re going out with a hot guy, you’re an idiot.  You must know that something isn’t right here.  

    But they don’t know.  Just look at what this lesbian on the right had to say.  She thinks that she’s cute.  In what universe?  Women seem to have great difficulty evaluating their worth in the dating market.  These women are the perfect example of this.  Not every woman is a 10.  Some are 3’s.  These women are 3’s.  At best.

  • Full Moon Features: PIRANHA WOMEN (Episode 1 Review) – Newt Wallen

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiPPytwaRH4

    Newt is reviewing some more tits and gore bullshit that nobody cares about.

    2:30 – “I worked with a lot of Youtubers and a lot of them I was friends with, I hadn’t given a shit or known about the content that they were making.  For years, they were just doing it to collect the ad money so who fucking cares?  It was all horseshit but whatever.”

    I don’t even know where this comes from.  He’s talking about James Rolfe but there’s no real context for any of this.  He was talking about how he was afraid that he might not like this tits and gore movie that he’s reviewing because he says that he’s friends with the director or somebody.  Then immediately after this, he says the above quote about James Rolfe making shitty videos.

    I don’t really see the connection.  It was just a flimsy excuse to talk shit about Jimmy.  And not even good shit.  He didn’t say anything interesting.  He just said, “The videos are bad.”  Who cares?  We know that.  It’s not exactly insider information.

    3:15 – “Good for those dudes with the ad money.  They don’t have to have real jobs.  And I’m saying that with the self-awareness that I don’t have a real job either right now.  I’m doing a whole lot of production stuff and all.”

    What?  Is Newt no longer working at the cinema?  We haven’t seen him there in quite a while, have we?  Let me check the videos.

    On 30 May, he did a video where he showed a painting that he found in the cinema.  So he was presumably still working there around that date.

    I don’t know.  We haven’t seen the inside of the cinema in many months now.  What happened to PVC Bondage Girl and Mel?  Well, I assume that they’re still working there.  So the real question is what happened to Newt’s employment there?  Was he fired?  It would have been with cause.  Plenty of cause.  The sexual harassment was off the charts.  

    4:15 – “Two minutes in: boobs.  So I’m like alright.  He’s giving us what we came here for.  Nobody came here for fucking high art.”

    Nobody is watching this shit.  It’s just you.  Newt is the entire audience for these tits and gore movies.  

    6:00 – Newt describes the director (who, again, Newt says that he’s friends with) as “the Madonna or the David Bowie of the B-movie world.”

    It might be time to update your references, Newt.

    6:30 – “He’s a working filmmaker who’s done a lot more than people who are going to shit talk him ever will.”

    Newt seems to have the idea that unless you make a movie yourself, you’re not in a position to criticise movies.  I refer him to the following logical fallacy:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment

    6:45 – Newt says that he was having a conversation with Len Kaminski recently.  At least I think that’s who he’s talking about.  Some 60 year old comic book editor and writer?  What a bizarre name to drop.

    8:00 – He’s talking about a character in this tits and gore movie.  The boss is talking to his employee.

    “Hey, all that extra work that I had you do, that isn’t really your job, it’s great but it’s not good enough.  You should really be like Jeff because Jeff just takes all of his stuff from the internet and puts it together and it’s better that way.”

    Newt.  Fuck off.  He’s actually comparing what happened to him to this shitty tits and gore movie.  And he’s clearly trying to justify his BLATENT PLAGIARISM.  Newt is saying that by plagiarising those movie reviews, he was working smarter, not harder, and the end result was better.

    What a piece of shit.  There was no creativity whatsoever in what Newt did.  He literally searched Google for a review of the movie, right clicked, went to “select all”, pressed control C, went to Notepad or whatever he was using, and pressed control V.  And he’s presenting this as a good thing.  Newt is a smart worker by plagiarising.  The plagiarised work is better than the work that he could have done by himself.

    Of course that last part is true.  Because Newt can’t fucking write.  At all.  But then maybe he shouldn’t have a job where he’s in charge of writing stuff.  

    There was nothing remotely clever or positive about what Newt did.  Why does he not get this?  He did it because he was lazy and he can’t write.  Not because he’s a hard worker and wanted to create the best possible movie review. 

    This is The Ideas Man.  Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen, his friends call him.  Friends like the director of this tits and gore movie and that comic book writer who nobody ever heard of.  I haven’t seen a shred of evidence of Newt having ANY ideas.  Not original ones, anyway.  He’s FULL of stolen ideas but that’s not challenging.  We can all come up with stolen ideas.  

    Here’s my movie idea: Batman.  Batman is fighting crime in Gotham City.  I’m going to make a million dollars with this shit.  Oh, and there’s tits and gore.  I almost forgot the most important part.

    8:30 – “I gave Jeff a raise because he did someone else’s work for them but he just cobbled it together from the internet to get it done because it had to get done.  So be more like Jeff.”

    Then there’s a knowing pause from Newt.  But this isn’t even what Newt did.  

    If you copy from a bunch of sources, it’s pretty lame, especially for something like a fucking movie review, but it’s technically allowed.  If we’re talking about something like a school research paper, anyway.  And all of these sources would have to be cited.  Newt didn’t cite any sources.

    But anyway, this isn’t even what Newt did.  Newt took that single review, copied it verbatim, and said, “Here’s my review, Justin.  I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised by how good this one turned out.”  

    There is no getting out of this.  Newt can not possibly convince anybody that what he did was at all virtuous.  The most he can hope for is to say, “Who gives a shit?  It was just some dumb movie review for Youtube.  And Jimmy should have been writing this shit himself anyway.”

    But it’s still lazy and fraudulent.  He can’t get out of the laziness and the fraudulence of this.  Nobody is fucking stupid enough to say, “Oh.  You know what?  I hadn’t thought of it that way.  Actually, Newt, you’re a really smart guy for plagiarising those reviews.  I’d like somebody with your intelligence and strong work ethic to be on my team.  How would you like to write Bikini Summer 4?”

    9:00 – “Jeff’s like, ‘I got a raise because I did all of this other person’s work by taking all of this stuff from the internet and now I can afford to take you out tonight and treat you.’  He wasn’t punished like some people who do that.”

    Yeah.  That’s fiction.  Bad fiction.  In reality, people who plagiarise get fired.  And rightly so.  

    It’s unbelievable.  Newt actually believes that he did nothing wrong.  

    All that he had to do was write some fucking movie reviews for some three minute videos.  He couldn’t do it.

    If it was too much work, all he had to do was say, “Justin, this is too much work.  I can’t do it.  Maybe James should be writing his own movie reviews anyway.”  Newt didn’t do this.  He’s too much of a hard worker.  So instead, he just pressed control C, control V, and called it a day.

    9:45 – Newt namechecks his good friend Fred Olen Rays again.  That’s the director of this piece of shit movie.  Newt says that this guy was keeping him abreast of updates to the movie.  Then Newt snickers at “abreast”.  I’m not even joking.

    This is like pre-pubescent behaviour.  Go get a girlfriend.  This is some of the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.

    11:45 – “So Jeff is like, ‘Hey, I’m feeling fucking good about myself because I got a raise for basically doing what I had to do to do other people’s jobs and sometimes that means taking things from other places.’”

    Okay.  I’m turning this off now.  

    This is disgusting.  Why doesn’t he get it?  Who the fuck tries to justify such blatantly poor behaviour?  Psychopaths do this.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-mC2RpjWA]

  • Fourth of July Memories with Erin Plays

     https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1543834984062095362

    Since Buffy is trending & it’s the 4th, it seems like a good time to share my most depressing 4th of July! It was 2001? My friend was sleeping over & fell asleep very early. There was a Buffy rerun on but it was “The Body.” I watched that in the dark while fireworks went off

    What kind of story is this?  It fucking sucks cock.  It goes nowhere.  How is that even depressing?  It’s just boring.  

    A horntard replies, “For 4TH of July, I’m still gonna be wondering (emoji) what’s wrong (emoji) with the United States (emoji) (with these school (emoji) shootings) and nothing is being done about it.”

    Maybe you could have stuck a few more emojis in there.  What a simpleton.  THIS is what he complains about.  

    Of all the problems with the US, people tend to focus on a very narrow band of relatively minor issues.  School shootings, abortion, masks.  It’s by design that these are the issues that people focus on.  Actual problems like the cost of health care, the cost of college, and massive inequality aren’t issues that people focus on.  These are problems that affect just about everybody, whereas school shootings, abortions, and masks affect very few people.

    But these are the topics that the media hype.  So these are the topics that get the unwashed masses riled up on Twitter and whatnot.  

    So we’re talking about Independence Day.  I’d go to the local parade as a kid.  When I was maybe 10 to 13 years old, I was in the school band so I’d be in the parade.  I’m not sure if I had fun or not.  There was a lot of practice.  We had to march through the streets as part of this practice.  It was tiring.  

    Looking back, it seems like this should have been embarrassing stuff but I don’t know.  I was fine with it.  I didn’t dread going or anything like that.  

    Then during the actual parade, I remember a couple of drunks offering a sip of beer to one of my bandmates if he would crash the cymbals.  The kid just looked at these drunks with a mixture of confusion and disdain.  

    I remember the last parade I did.  This was after we had graduated from the 8th grade.  So school was over.  Everybody was done for the summer and they were never going back to that school.  But the 8th graders would still participate in this parade.  Seems kind of weird but that’s what was done.

    The girl who won the “Hottest Girl in the Class” contest was watching the parade.  I talk about her here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/newts-got-issues-newt-wallen.html

    She wasn’t in the band, she was just along the parade route.  And she was cheering really loudly and showing psychotic levels of school spirit.  

    She was the same in the weeks leading up to graduation.  She would regularly start crying and that would cause other people to start crying.  The whole fucking class was crying at some point, except me.  I remember a guy saying to me, “Everyone’s crying except you and me.”  And then a little while later, he started crying.

    I didn’t give a shit.  I was always looking at the next thing.  So I was interested in going to high school, in this case.  I didn’t get attached to what I was doing now.  What’s the solution here anyway?  Are we going to stay in the 8th grade the rest of our lives?  

    I had this same mentality throughout life.  I changed schools a few times.  I changed jobs a lot.  I changed girlfriends a lot.  I moved a lot.  I didn’t give a fuck.  If I was one of these sentimental types who needed familiar surroundings and the support of friends and family, I wouldn’t be able to do any of that.  

    On the one hand, I wish that I would have better appreciated what I was doing in the moment as opposed to always dreaming about what I could be doing in the future.  I could have made more friends, done more stuff, shit like this.  But on the other hand, fuck it.  

    I knew a woman who said that she could never leave London because she made so many friends there.  But she had already moved once.  She moved from Northern Ireland.  Didn’t she have friends in Northern Ireland who she left?  

    Things are in a constant state of flux.  Even if you stay in your rut all of your life, other people come and go as they go about living their lives.  You just have to roll with it.  And here’s something that I’ve discovered: you meet new people.  Wherever you go, there are people.  Maybe better people.  

    But that girl peaked in the 8th grade so she was really depressed about having to go to high school and get a job and all of the challenges that come with life.  

    As a teenager, I was at this parade with a friend, causing some mild mischief.  And his mother was there with some guy who seemed to be around our age.  It was weird.  Who is this guy with my friend’s mother?  I still have no idea who that guy was but that woman got divorced not too long after this.

    By the time I was an adult, I wasn’t doing anything for Fourth of July.  What do people even do?  I don’t know.  

    People have barbeques with their family but I’ve never barbequed in my life.  Of course, there’s nobody to barbeque for.  

    And anyway, I moved to the UK when I was in my mid-20s.  It’s not an event here.

    So those are my Fourth of July stories.  Not as interesting as watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer at a sleepover, perhaps.  

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  • Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers (and more!) on Sega Dreamcast – Erin Plays

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkL2W7XeFrM

    Two glorious hours of Erin playing a game for the first and last time ever, on stream, for money.  

    Isn’t she at all embarrassed with her life?  She started this fake Youtube channel when she was 29 years old.  MAYBE that was young enough to waste your life with this dumb shit.  Maybe.  

    Now she’s 34 or 35 years old.  She’s still doing this.  She’s still playing video games for horny, mentally-challenged guys.  And she’s getting $100/month for this.

    There’s a reason why you don’t see many gamergrrls or even gamerguys over the age of about 30.  Partly, it’s because the horntards are looking for hot chicks and, to some degree, hot dudes.  Consider the hostility that the Screenwave gang got from the homos on Reddit.  It was ENTIRELY because of their appearance.  One-hundred percent.  

    So that’s part of the reason why people move on from Youtube and Twitch and whatever.  As they get older, their looks fade.  

    But I think that a bigger reason why people stop doing this shit is because it’s embarrassing and they want to do something more age-appropriate with their lives.  It’s fine to be kooky and do stupid shit on Youtube when you’re in your 20s, but when you’re in your 30s, your priorities should change.  Maybe start taking a search for a career more seriously.  Maybe start a family.  Shit like this.  Most people don’t want to be playing Donald Duck: Goin’ Quackers, on stream, for money, when they’re 34 years old.  

    You look at Retro Ali or Bobdunga or PelvicGamer or Madam Fomo, these women have all given up.  They’re not doing this shit any more.  Partly because it’s not a success but I think that the main reason is that it’s just embarrassing.  They don’t want to do this shit any more.  Especially for no money.  It was fine for a lark when they were in their 20s.  “Oh, I’m a Youtuber!  Isn’t that so modern?”  But now they’re in their 30s.  Their priorities have changed.  It’s embarrassing at this point.

    Not Erin.  Still cranking out the shit videos as a 34/35 year old woman.  No views.  No money.  This is all a giant scam.  A giant scam that is netting her one hundred bucks a month.  

    0:15 – “Usually, a lot of Disney games — I know I really like Disney parks and stuff like that but when it comes to Disney video games, the majority of them, I don’t really enjoy that much.”

    Well, you have only played a handful of them for the NES and SNES, once, on stream, for money.  And you don’t like video games broadly.  So…there’s nothing really specific to Disney.

    0:45 – Then there’s an edit.  Idiotic.

    1:00 – She’s reading from the chat.  “Dreamcast games are so expensive these days?  Yeah…they are starting to get up there.”

    Good contribution.  When was the last time that Erin was looking at prices for Dreamcast games?  Never.  Not fucking once in her life.

    So she just made this generic remark.  “They’re starting to get up there.”  Can you give us a ballpark figure?  Name some Dreamcast games that you recently saw and the prices that they were going for.  

    This game looks awful, by the way.

    2:00 – “I like Sailor Pluto too.”

    She’s reading from the chat.  Is there ANYTHING that you can say about Sailor Pluto, Erin?  She clearly knows nothing about any of this.  Not even Sailor Moon.  This is another made up interest of hers.  

    2:30 – “I feel like I identify with Sailor Moon the most because I’m really, really silly.”

    Uh huh.  Look at wacky Erin over here.  She’s just so random!  Always being random!  And kooky!  And nutty!  What a free spirit!

    She’s never done a single thing in her life and she’s most boring woman on earth.

    3:15 – “I forget what the teddy bear does.”

    How could she “forget”?  She never played this before except briefly, on stream, for money, during a “variety” stream.  

    6:45 – “What’s your favourite Buffy episode?”  This was a question from the chat.  And Erin says Hush from season 4.  She actually gave the name of the episode and the season.  

    Maybe Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the one thing in the universe that Erin actually knows something about.

    12:45 – “Thank you I Am…Lo…Locut…Locutus.”  

    She badly mispronounces “Locutus”.  She’s a big Star Trek fan, guys.  

    I haven’t told this Erin story in a while.  There was a video where Erin and Mike were talking about Star Trek.  And Mike said to Erin that Erin is more of a fan of the original series.  Erin disputed that and said that she’s seen a lot of Star Trek: The Next Generation and she likes that show too.

    So there was another video where Mike started showing Erin his collection of Star Trek t-shirts.  They were presumably from the 1990s and there would be a picture of one of the characters on it and they’d have the name of the character underneath.

    Erin looked at each t-shirt and said the name of the character.  So she would look at the William Riker t-shirt and say, “Riker” because the word “Riker” was on the t-shirt.  She’d say, “Worf” on the Worf t-shirt.  Shit like this.  She was trying to fool us into thinking that she knows all of the characters but no.  She was just reading what each t-shirt said.  It was obvious.  She wouldn’t say anything until the part of the shirt with the writing was unfurled.  

    Then Mike got his Star Trek: Generations t-shirt.  It has Captains James Tiberius Kirk and Jean Luc Picard on them.  

    Erin is looking at them.  And just waiting.  This particular shirt didn’t have the names of the characters on them.  So after frantically scanning the shirt for a name, she just laughed nervously.  

    She didn’t recognise these characters.  She didn’t know the two stars of the two respective shows.  She looked at the t-shirt and thought, “Who is this bald motherfucker?  Where’s the name?  I don’t know any of this nerd shit.”

    Big Star Trek fan.  I wish I could find that video.  I did a review of it but it’s gone.  

    13:00 – Erin says that there are some VHS tapes of Erin’s childhood talent shows.  This was after a horntard asked about this.

    What possible talent would Erin have for any talent show?  She’s never done anything.

    16:15 – She compares this game to Kirby in the Forgotten Land, a game that she played recently, on stream, for money.  Even though this game is nothing like that game.  

    “Rayman 3 is similar to this game?  Okay, that’s cool.”

    This is all that she ever says because she has no charisma, doesn’t know how to talk, and doesn’t know anything about video games.

    16:45 – “You found your old 8-track records?  That’s cool.”

    Again.  All she ever says is “That’s cool”.  This is not engaging content for a stream.  This is boring as fuck.  Why can she never say anything?  The guy was talking about music.  Erin claims to be interested in music.  Couldn’t she ask him anything?  “What were the bands?” would be an obvious question.

    No.  “That’s cool”.  Negative charisma.

    17:00 – Somebody asks her about some Barbie game and she gives a long, rambling response based on the one time that she played the game, on stream, for money.  She really likes it and it makes her happy.  She played it ONCE.  On stream, for money.  She really likes it.  It makes her happy.

    You know what I say to that pack of lies?  That’s cool.

    17:45 – “That’s cool FlatulentRage.”

    We don’t even know what’s cool this time.  FlatulentRage could have said anything.  She didn’t read the message out.

    19:00 – Erin has absolutely no idea how to play the game.  You have to touch a flying book and then grab an item.  There’s a particular item, for example, a teddy bear.  And you have six seconds after touching the book to get the item.  There’s a big timer that appears on a book.  Erin doesn’t get it.  Erin doesn’t see the timer.  She’s so unfamiliar with video games that she doesn’t know these things.

    So she touches the book, avoids the obvious teddy bear right in front of her, goes backwards through the level, and then says, “It couldn’t be the one from the other level, could it?”  By the way, the six seconds that you have to get the item has already LONG expired by this point.  But she thinks that you’re supposed to touch that book and then go to a PREVIOUS LEVEL.  What a fucking moron.  Has she ever played a video game in her life?  Even from what little she’s played on stream, for money, should equip her with the knowledge to handle this.

    19:45 – Then by sheer luck, she manages to do things properly this time and says, “Oh.  I guess you have to jump on him a little.”

    She still hasn’t figured out that the thing is on a fucking timer.

    This game is clearly for young children, by the way.  Erin can’t figure out this game for young children.

    20:45 – She gets to another teddy bear and tries jumping on it a few times because that’s what she thinks you need to do.  No.  You need the fucking book and then you need to reach that teddy bear within six seconds.  There’s a big timer that appears on screen.  

    21:00 – She’s reading from the chat.  “Oh, there’s a timer for getting the bear?” 

    Moron.

    21:15 – “Do I have a worst game of all time?  Ummm…”

    No.  She doesn’t know anything about video games.  Why do people ask these sorts of questions?

    “I got to think about that one…that I think is the worst of all time.”

    It has to be something that she played on stream, for money.  That’s the only thing that she knows.  

    Then she gives up.  She changes the subject.  She can’t even answer something as simple as this.  A question that must get asked regularly.  She doesn’t know.  She doesn’t know anything about video games.  Just give a name of a bad game.  Street Sports Soccer.  Bad Street Brawler.  Nobody is going to argue.  Nobody is going to hold you to this answer.  Nobody is going to say, “Oh, but Donkey is a much worse game than Karate Kid.”  Just name a bad game.  She can’t do it.

    This then begs the question, why did she even read the comment?  Why read a comment and then not give an answer to the question?  If you don’t have an answer, just don’t read the comment.  She’s an idiot.

    22:00 – “I’m trying to think.  Ummm…I do have an answer.”

    She’s really racking her brain over this.

    “But I can’t think right now.”

    Negative charisma.

    Then the horntards start prompting her with answers.  Fuck off.  Just name a fucking game.  You don’t need help from the horntards.  This is about your individual experience.  Not what the horntards think are bad games, we’re asking what YOU think is the worst game.

    She can’t do it.

    22:15 – She proposes Action 52 as an answer.  She’s a big AVGN fan, guys.

    How about talking about your own experience with video games?  

    “In the video I’m working on now, I’ve found some really bad ones.”

    Oh.  Now she’s talking about something that she’s doing for a Youtube video.  Why does everything have to be about things you’re streaming or doing for a Youtube video?  Just name a bad game that you’ve played in your spare time.  Perhaps in your youth.

    Can’t do it.

    22:30 – “I don’t know.  I have to think.  I know that I should have an answer for that question.”

    Well, if you were even remotely interested in video games and/or familiar with video games, then yes.  You’d have an answer.  Immediately.  But you have no interest or experience in any of this shit, so you don’t have an answer.

    It would be like somebody asking me what the worst Britney Spears song is.  I don’t fucking know.  I can only think of one song.  What am I going to say?  So I’d just be honest and say, “Well, I don’t know anything about Britney Spears so I can’t give you an answer to that.”

    Not Erin.  Erin can’t be honest.  Erin can’t just admit that she doesn’t know anything about video games.  What’s the big deal?  Nobody fucking cares.  Why continue this ridiculously transparent farce?

    23:00 – “Thank you so much Keegan the Creep for the raid.  Welcome, raiders.”

    Yeah.  Strap in for the excitement.  

    She asks him what he was playing.  He says, “I wasn’t playing anything.”

    Do you want to know what Erin’s response was to this?  You’ll never guess in a million years.

    “That’s cool.”

    Let’s check out the comments.  

    – “Hey Erin, I think that you are a very kind , clever and open-minded person, which makes you very valuable for the whole world.I can understand that you love Mike,. because he is the complete opposite. My girl also is white; I am black.And i also think that you are very beautiful and you should’nt be too scared of going outside, because you fear to get nervous around stuff and people. It would make me happy to see somebody like you in my hood. Sadly it is, beautiful people like you and Mike are always inside their homes”

    Creepy scumbag loser.

  • Is "The Thing" John Carpenter's BEST Film? – Tony from Hack The Movies

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0V64PqnO6A 

    It’s Joe from Movie Dumpster (which I refuse to watch), Crystal Quin from Hellerick’s Family Farm, and Tony from Hack the Movies.  Too bad they couldn’t get that faggot from Movie Dumpster who banned me from Reddit.

    Here would be my dream lineup: The faggot from Movie Dumpster who banned me, Crystal Quin, and Mint Salad.  And they can review Casey’s Shadow.

    They’re briefly going through John Carpenter’s filmography.  Well…at least it’s not Tony summarising a movie.  

    6:15 – Horseface just starts reading a bunch of years.  The years that John Carpenter released movies.  It’s really annoying and Tony tells her to shut the fuck up.  Tony represents the viewer.

    I’m ten minutes in and Horseface has managed to not talk about hot chicks or be too annoying, other than the example above.  She’s also wearing an entire shirt.  What’s going on here?

    18:00 – What’s his name, Beardo over here, asks Tony if he got an erection while watching Vampires.  What an odd question.  For a heterosexual man, anyway.  Draw your own conclusions.

    23:00 – Tony says that he doesn’t like live music and Horseface can not shut up about this.

    I’m at 32 minutes by the way.  I’ve pretty much tuned out.  It’s just background noise while I play a game now.

    35:00 – They’re talking about They Live somewhere around here.  I just want to chime in, to pad this out, that I really hate that movie and can’t understand how anybody can like it.  Roddy Piper was not an actor.  The special effects were bad.  The story was stupid.  Not for me.

    41:00 – Horseface mentions a topless woman in a movie and indicates that this is, “The best ending to a movie.”  Great.

    48:00 – Horseface is being a bit annoying.  She says “classic” about 100 times in reference to a “scream queen”.  Fuck off.

    Only 20 minutes to go.  

    Let’s check out the comments while this plays.  I don’t think that anything is going to happen.

    – “Not a fan of crystal”

    – “Crystal reminds me of a less self aware and more annoying version of Janice from Friends.”

    Horseface replies, “I shall take that as a compliment!”

    She replies to just about every reference to her.  And it was clearly not a compliment.

    1:01:30 – Horseface is being annoying again.  But I don’t want to describe it.

    So…what can I say?  This was another watchable episode of Hack the Movies aka Talking About Tapes.  It wasn’t interesting.  Not at all.  But I was able to leave it on as background noise while I did other stuff.  And Horseface wasn’t too annoying.  No references to hot chicks.  No references to how hot she is.  

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  • Erin Plays and Mike Matei Stream Random Dreamcast Games! (part 3 of 3)

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bO9-FixIw

    Previous parts:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/06/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random.html

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random.html

    25:45 – Fur Fighters.  Erin says, “This might be inappropriate.”

    Were furries even a thing 20 years ago?  And they’re not going to release a pornographic game on the Dreamcast.  What an idiot.

    26:00 –

    Mike: Good old Acclaim.  Make an Acclaim video.

    Erin: Acclaim?  Yeah, that’s probably next on the list.

    Why?  Why is it next on your list, Erin?  Do you know why Mike suggested that you make an Acclaim video?  Because I don’t really understand.  Erin must be a bigger “gamer” than I am.  She got the reference.  Or, more likely, she just made a generic response because she had no idea what Mike was talking about.  As usual.

    28:30 – Mike says “brown bricks” and Erin does a really loud, exaggerated, fake laugh.  I’ll go so far as to say that this was aggressive.  If she doesn’t want to be here, get the fuck out.  Not just from this stream but from Mike’s house.  This is what she wanted.  She wanted to be a big Youtube superstar by getting into a sugar baby “relationship” with a bigger Youtuber.  Now she’s going to give attitude?  Pack your shit and go back to mama.  

    She contributes NOTHING to this relationship.  Well, unlimited butt sex.  But other than that, NOTHING.  Now she’s going to be a bitch?  Fuck off.  Mike doesn’t need this and the viewers don’t need this.

    Then she says that, “Oh, look.  A free ipad” is the funniest thing she’s ever seen.  And she says that she thought this even before she knew Mike.

    She’s lying but I don’t think that she’s trying to be sarcastic.  And there is NO WAY that she saw that video before she got with Mike.  She was not watching fucking video game Youtube shit and she still isn’t.

    29:45 – Erin suggests that she’s going to start an OnlyFans in which she physically abuses Mike.  Some kind of BDSM thing.  Shishi is changing his underpants right now.

    32:30 – Erin makes a note saying that she wants to make a video of this game.  That’s what this stream is about.  It’s just to get ideas for future shitty videos.  She’s already streamed another Dreamcast game since doing this stream.  All “research” has to be done on stream, for money.  She will not touch a game in her spare time.

    33:45 – Erin gives Shishi a shoutout for like the fifth time in this stream.  Is nobody else saying anything?  Is Shishi the only person watching this shit?

    I’m completely checked out.  This is boring as fuck.  I’ll just leave it on as background noise and listen to anything REALLY stupid.  Maybe I can get through the the rest of the video this way.

    37:30 – Mike asks Erin to name some Capcom games.  Well, he doesn’t actually but that’s the way Erin interpreted his comment so Mike went along with it.  So Erin says, “They made a lot of those Disney Afternoon NES games.”

    So fucking terrible.  What about Street Fighter, Erin?  Ever hear of Street Fighter.  No.  She never played it.  Show me the stream.  But she did play these “Disney Afternoon” games.  Once.  On stream, for money.

    Mike: Yeah.  And they made Megaman.

    Erin: (sarcastically because she didn’t know this) Yeah!  They did!

    Mike: Can you think of anything else?

    Erin: Street Fighter.

    Mike: Oh my god.  

    Erin: Wow.  The list just goes on and on.

    Mike was surprised that she knew Street Fighter.  So was I.  But this is day one stuff that anyone who knows anything about video games will be able to tell you.  That’s how low the bar is for Erin.  People are surprised when she knows ANYTHING about video games.

    Then the horntards start prompting Erin with answers.  

    38:45 – 

    Mike: Erin, what are some shmups that you like?

    Erin: What are some shmups that I like?

    She’s trying to buy time so she can think of an answer.  She’s going through her rolodex of games that she played on stream, for money.  I will bet $100 that she says Harmful Park.

    She says Gradius 3.  She claims that played this for a few months, on hard mode, trying to beat it, “Not on stream or anything.”  Sure you were, Erin.  

    Then a horntard prompts Erin with an answer.  

    No.  Don’t get distracted.  You don’t need the chat for this question, Erin.  What shmups do you like?  

    She mentions Life Force but says that she doesn’t like it.

    No.  We’re only interested in shmups that you like.  Take a moment, close your eyes, don’t look at the chat, and come up with an answer.

    Darius.  All of them.  She doesn’t know which one she likes most because she only played them once, on stream, for money, so they all blend together.

    39:45 – “I really liked Harmful Park”.

    Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Where do I collect my money?  Who was stupid enough to take that bet?  

    She played the game once, on stream, for money, and now she never shuts up about it.  It’s her go to answer for everything.

    “The Parodius series.  Like Sexy Parodius and stuff.”  She played these games on stream, for money. 

    I think that’s enough, Erin.  You don’t have to keep taxing your brain on this.

     Oh fuck.  Cotton Reboot.  Nobody fucking cares, Erin.  This is another game that she played on stream, for money.  I talk about it here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/cotton-reboot-on-switch-erin-plays.html

    And she mentions both Harmful Park and Parodius in that stream.  It’s the same fucking shit over and over again.  

    Mike is totally ignoring Erin now and trying to change the subject but she keeps going on about games that she played once, on stream, for money.

    41:00 – Erin says that she wants a copy of Harmful Park but it’s too expensive.  Then she starts talking about how cute the cover art is.

    “I did a video on it but it’s been a few years.”

    That’s the only time that she played the game.  And she mentions it CONSTANTLY.  It must have been a really memorable stream.  Not enough to play the game in her spare time, though.

    Then Mike starts going on a nerdy explanation of this game.  He’s trying to figure it out.  Erin doesn’t give the slightest of fucks.  I don’t give the slightest of fucks.  This is awful.

    44:00 – Now Mike turned the game off.  

    I don’t know.  I don’t think that I can watch any more of this.  Not just today but at all.  Ever.  I never want to watch this shit ever again.  Why is nobody else uploading anything?  

    Tony from Summarise the Movies did The Thing.  I’m not watching that.  Oh wait.  Horseface is in it.  Yeah, I’ll check it out.

    There was a lot of stuff from James Rolfe lately.  

    CannotBeTamed did a video on some modern adventure game but I’m not watching that shit.

    All of the other gamer grrls are basically done.  They don’t make videos any more.  Bobdunga, Retro Ali, Pelvic Gamer, Destiny Fomo.  Pelvic Gamer makes videos but they’re so fucking terrible that I had to remove her from the banner.  It’s been YEARS since she released anything worthwhile.

    Why is Erin the one who persisted?  She’s the worst.  By far.  

    Thank god for Newt Wallen.  If it weren’t for him, the blog would be in some real trouble.  But he’s not even releasing anything interesting any more.  What happened to PVC Bondage Girl and Mel?  Watching Newt’s desperate sexual harassment was great material.  Now he just sits in his kitchen and reviews tits and gore movies that nobody gives a shit about with his cat.

    But whatever, I am not watching this Dreamcast “variety stream” any more.  It’s boring as fuck.  How many times can I listen to Erin mention the same three games over and over and over again?  It’s the same lies over and over again.  It’s the same awkwardness.  

    Speaking of which, let me check if Super Awkward Gal released anything.  No.  She was another one who I had high hopes for.  Those awkward as fuck videos.  Then it got downright sinister when she conspired to kill her husband’s grandfather to get his home.  

    What about John Riggs?  It’s a long shot but let me check.  No, same old bullshit.  And he hasn’t had his son/daughters on the show in months.  Can we at least get an update on John’s pronouns?  

    I mean, it’s good that his kids aren’t in the videos any more in terms of their own well being.  They were obviously very troubled kids.  The older girl was clearly mentally ill.  The younger one probably was too.  And they have this completely shit father.  Who knows what’s going on at home.  

    But at least it was something for me to write about.  I’m not going to write about John Riggs going to an Amazon warehouse to look for games.  Who gives a shit?

  • Erin Plays and Mike Matei Stream Random Dreamcast Games! (part 2 of 3)

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bO9-FixIw

    Part 1 is here: 

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/06/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random.html

    Back into the den of lies that is Erin Plays.

    10:30 – Mike is on the menu screen of the this emulator and Erin says, “This is the first time I’m seeing this, by the way.”

    You don’t say.

    Mike is talking about how for each game, they show you a picture of the “disc image”, by which he means the art on the physical CD.  I don’t think “disc image” is the right term.  A disc image is a 1:1 copy of a CD or DVD.  You used to see this term on Kazaa or whatever when downloading games.  

    Anyway, Mike says that he wants to get a picture for each game and Erin has NO IDEA what he’s talking about.  She just sarcastically says, “Well, you better get on it then.”

    11:00 – “I just want to play a little Bust-A-Move.  Also, by the way, so I don’t get any comments about Mike, like, hogging the controller or whatever, I’m having bad hand pain today so we’re switching off.”

    Why stream today if you’re in such crippling pain?  Wait until you can actually play the games.  

    Obviously, she wants no fucking part of any of this and she’s just repeatedly beating this carpal tunnel lie into the ground.

    12:15 – She’s picking her character.  “I’ve never been this guy before.  I’m always Bub or Bob.”

    She means in any of the three times that she’s played this game before, on stream, for money.  

    13:00 – “I love Bust-A-Move”.

    She said this 45 seconds after admitting that she’s only ever played the game with either Bub or Bob.  It really suggests that she hasn’t played the games much.  And she’s talking about the entire series.  

    She’s remarkably bad at the game, by the way.  She “loves” this game.

    13:15 – Erin is talking about gas prices and how she doesn’t care how high the prices go.  “Whatever.  I’ll pay it.  I have to pay it.”  

    Is she paying for her own gas?  How?  She makes a hundred bucks a month.  

    14:45 – Shout out to ShiShi.  He asked Erin about Buckey’s.  Whatever that is.  Erin says that she hasn’t been there.  You don’t say.

    Oh.  It’s Buc-ee’s.  It’s a chain of gas stations in the South.  Why would she have been there?  Why are they just talking about gas station chains?  Gas stations that aren’t even anywhere near rural Pennsylvania.  And why did Erin say that she wanted to go there?  She wanted to go to a gas station?  Why?  

    15:30 – Mike says that he’s been to Texas a couple of times.  Erin says that she’s never been there.  You don’t say.

    18:30 – A horntard asks, “How did you and Mike meet” and Mike gets really annoyed by this.  He always gives a passive-aggressive “comedy” answer because the truthful answer is pathetic and sleazy.

    Yeah.  He does it again.  Comedy answer about meeting at a party.

    19:30 – Then he gives a second “comedy” answer.

    Mike: Erin and I met at a Karate Champ tournament.

    Erin: The All Valley tournament.

    Mike: It was the All Valley Karate Champ tournament.

    Erin doesn’t even know that Karate Champ is a video game.  So she made this totally clueless Karate Kid reference.  Mike was then forced to go with this nonsense.

    Mike: I was competing because I had done a lot of practice.  I had been reading the instruction booklet, you know, with the arrows like all over the place.

    Erin: There’s arrows now?

    Erin has NO CLUE what Mike is talking about.  She still thinks that he’s talking about a martial arts tournament.  Even after he said that he read the instruction booklet.  She’s thinking, “Wait…why would you need an instruction booklet to learn about karate?  Is that how it works?  Oh well.”  And then when he mentioned arrows, she was totally lost.  She’s probably thinking about actual, physical arrows.  Like in archery.

    Karate Champ.  She’s unfamiliar with the game Karate Champ.  Even when it’s obvious that Mike is talking about video games.  Can’t she just guess what he’s talking about?  This is a stream about video games.  Chances are likely that Mike is going to talk about video games in such a stream.  She’s completely out to lunch.

    Mike finishes the story, it’s about how he tied with Erin, and Erin STILL doesn’t know that he’s talking about a video game.  She just gives vague, generic responses.  This is her normal coping strategy when she doesn’t know what somebody is saying.  And she REGULARLY doesn’t know what people are talking about, especially when the topic is video games.

    Karate Champ is a pretty well-known game, by the way.  Especially among NES retro gaming enthusiasts, as Erin claims to be.  It has to be the system that she knows the most about and she doesn’t know shit about it.

    20:15 – They’re talking about philly cheesesteaks.  Erin says, “I still don’t think that I’ve had that.”  

    You don’t say.  And she needs Mike to tell her about food that she’s eaten?  She can’t remember?  And why would Mike remember?  Mike is keeping track of what Erin eats?  

    20:45 – “And that’s how we both got carpal tunnel syndrome was with the Karate Champ tournament.”

    Erin doesn’t reply because she has NO IDEA what he’s talking about.  “How could we get carpal tunnel syndrome from a karate tournament?  Punching too much?  I don’t get it.  I better just not say anything and hope that he changes the topic soon.”

    21:00 – There’s a bubble in Bust-A-Move that, when you hit it, all of the bubbles of the same colour disappear.  Erin encountered such a bubble in an earlier level.  

    Now she’s on a different level and thinks that it’s one of these bubbles that I’ve described above.  But it isn’t.  It clearly isn’t.  Anyone who’s played the game before would know this.  But Erin doesn’t.  

    She “loves” this game.

    22:00 – “I have a hard time memorizing the items because, like you said, there are so many different versions of this game.”

    What items?  She’s talking about that bubble that removes all of the bubbles of the same colour.  But it’s the same in every game.  And the bubble she was looking at was CLEARLY just a regular block that does nothing.

    23:45 – Erin suggests that people who are subscribed to her aren’t getting notified when there’s a new video.  No, Erin.  They get the notifications.  They just aren’t interested in your boring bullshit.

    24:15 – Mike answers a question from the horntards about Erin.  Erin then starts freestyling some lore about how she met Elmo.  Strap in.

    “The first time I saw him was at CVS.  He was like, ‘Hey’”  And I was like, ‘What?’   And he was like, ‘I live in your house now.’  And I was like, ‘I don’t know you.’  And then…ummm…the rest is history.”

    Brutal.  How does Mike stand this?

    Haha.  I thought that Mike was just going to leave it, but no.  He starts picking this ridiculous, unfunny story apart.

    Mike: I wonder why he was at CVS.

    Erin: Because that’s where he panhandles.  .

    Mike: Oh.  Outside?

    Erin: Yeah, that’s why I tell him to go…because he’s always asking me for money.

    Mike: I see.

    Erin: I say to go to CVS because they kick him out of, like, Target or anywhere else.  So CVS doesn’t give a fuck so I tell him to go there.  And then he’s gone for like six hours.  I don’t know.

    Mike: He must make a lot of money over there.

    Erin: I guess.  Who would have known?

    It makes no sense whatsoever.  She started the story by saying that she first met Elmo at CVS.  Then she says that the reason he was at CVS is because she told him to go there because he kept getting kicked out of Target.  And he’s panhandling.  He’s panhandling outside of these stores.  You can make more money panhandling outside of CVS than outside of Target.  Apparently.  No explanation given.  

    None of it makes sense.  Erin could not tell a funny story if her life depended on it.  Or even a coherent story.  No charisma whatsoever.  

    25:15 – Erin dies.  

    Erin: I don’t have to play this forever because I easily can so I’m just going to go until you guys are like, “Erin, can we play something else?”

    Mike: Erin, can we play something else?

    Erin: Sure.  Do you really want to play something else?

    Mike: I do.

    Erin: Okay.

    Mike: Because we have several hundred games to go through.

    You know what Erin could do if she likes the game?  Play it in her spare time like a normal person.

    Let me scroll through this video to see what other games they play.  Nothing looks particularly interesting.  But people aren’t tuning into these videos for the games.  They’re here for the amazing banter between Erin and the love of her life Mike Matei.  They make a great comedy act together.  

    Part 3:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random_0326187410.html

  • Erin Plays and Mike Matei Stream Random Dreamcast Games! (part 1 of 3)

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bO9-FixIw

    Let’s get straight to work.  We’ve got over two hours of Erin playing Dreamcast games for the first time and last time in her life.  Unless she happens to stream any of these later, for money.

    0:00 –

    Erin: Hey guys!  Happy Eee- Saturday.  I almost said “Happy Friday”.  Well, it is technically Sunday.

    Mike: I thought that you were going to say “Happy Easter”.  

    Erin: It’s not Easter either.  I don’t know what time it is but I know it’s streaming time.

    Mike: Happy Easter.

    Erin: Aren’t I really good at Twitch intros?

    Mike: Yeah.

    Erin: Where’s the Easter Bunny, Mike?  Happy spring.  It’s summer.

    Mike: I wonder if there’s going to be a bunny in one of the games we’re going to play.

    Erin: I sure hope so.

    Mike: Well, this game has a kangaroo.

    Erin: That’s great.

    Negative charisma.  And she wants absolutely nothing to do with any of this.

    This is her “job”.  She has to humiliate herself at least once a week, doing this shit that she can’t stand, for the whole world to see.  For something like $100 a month.  Why bother?  Go apply for a job at Burger King and you can make that in a day.  At most, a day and a half.  Plus, you get a free meal every day.  Unless it’s a REALLY shit franchisee.  

    0:45 – “Thank you, Decomposing Smurf for subscribing with Prime.  Thank you very much and I really like your username Decomposing…Smurf.  It’s good.”

    She’s never watched an episode of the Smurfs in her life.  She couldn’t even remember the word, even though she read it seconds earlier.  The show was cancelled before she was born.

    Then Erin talks about how she doesn’t like the name “Erin Plays” but that’s what she went with because she doesn’t have a shred of imagination, intellect, or sense of humour.  The story is awkward as fuck and goes nowhere.  Of course.

    1:30 – 

    Mike: Erin, are you going to play the new Shredder’s Revenge?  

    Erin: Uhh…probably not any time soon.  

    Mike: Why is that?

    Erin: Because I have severe carpal tunnel that’s driving me absolutely insane and I can’t play beat em ups right now but it looks cool and I heard there’s a mall.  

    What a way to start a stream.  First, the awkward as fuck intro.  Now straight into the lies.  

    Erin won’t play the game because she’s not remotely interested in video games.  Just say it.  Nobody cares.  You don’t need the carpal tunnel farce.  Do videos where you talk about cute malls instead.  The horntards will still watch.  What is the fucking problem?  

    2:00

    Mike: So I have carpal tunnel too but it’s not nearly as bad as Erin’s.  Mine only flares up usually when I’m playing keyboard and mouse stuff.

    Erin: Thank god yours isn’t as bad as mine.  You’d be, like, fucked.

    Mike: And Erin’s is bad most of the time.

    Erin: (smiling broadly) Yeah.  It’s really bad.

    Yeah, Mike is going hard on the carpal tunnel lies too of late.  He mentioned it in this recent stream:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S12KTGn2FmA

    He’s playing some PC games with a fucking controller and he blames it on his imaginary carpal tunnel syndrome.

    And he’s also encouraging Erin’s lies about carpal tunnel syndrome.

    Why?  Why is any of this happening?  Has Mike just started genuinely believing it because of Erin persistently continuing this lie?  And now it’s to the point where he even believes that he has carpal tunnel syndrome?

    If these people have carpal tunnel syndrome, go get the surgery.  Especially Erin since she’s allegedly suffering from this all day, every day.  Why be in agony all day, every day?  There are surgeries.  And Mike has the money.  Go fucking pay for it.

    I just looked it up.  The average cost for carpal tunnel surgery in the US is $7,000 per hand.  That’s peanuts for a guy like Mike.  What’s the problem?  This is your sugar baby.  Pay for the fucking surgery.  You’re getting unlimited butt sex out of this arrangement.  It’s the least you can do.  

    Nobody is getting the surgery because it’s all 100 percent made up bullshit.

    2:30 – Mike asks Erin if she ever saw that clip of Gamera spinning around a horizontal pole.  Erin has no fucking clue what he’s talking about but she pretends that she does.

    Oh, Mike is playing the game, by the way.  You know…because of Erin’s fake carpal tunnel syndrome.

    4:00 – Erin asks the horntards if they had Kao.  And this is right after Mike saying, correctly, that it’s a little-known game.  Erin doesn’t have a fucking clue.

    Then Mike mocks Erin’s stupidity and complete lack of charisma.

    4:30 – “Have I watched Captain Kangaroo?  I’ve heard of it.  Never have seen an episode of it.”

    You don’t say.  I think that the man was dead by the time Erin was born.  Wait…no.  Because I remember when he died.  I never saw an episode either.  It was before my time.  But I remember hearing about his death.  This was probably…1993?  Let me check.

    I was way off.  It was 2004.  But the show ended in 1984 and I don’t even know if it was shown in the whole country.  

    4:45 – So speaking of shows that were before my time, Mike, who’s two years younger than me, chimes in.  “It would be on tv a little bit in reruns and whatnot when I was a kid and I didn’t really watch it either.”

    Uh huh.  1984.  Mike was born in 1980.  Is it possible that it was then shown in reruns?  Yes.  They did that with Mr Roger’s Neighborhood.  But somehow it totally passed me by.  Different PBS affiliates had different schedules so maybe they showed this in whatever market Mike was in.  But I have my doubts.

    Mike: I did catch some Bozo here and there.

    Erin: See, that was regional.

    Holy shit.  Erin actually made a factual and relevant comment.  Is it possible that she knows something about Bozo?  

    “So I didn’t grow up with Bozo.  I wouldn’t have liked it anyway.”

    First of all, there was a California-based Bozo.  But yeah, she wouldn’t have liked it.  She wouldn’t have been allowed to watch it.  Her parents just sat her in front of a wall every day.

    5:00 – Erin is reading from the chat.  

    Erin: This game’s on Switch.

    Mike: Is it?

    Erin: I don’t know.  I mean, it would make sense.

    Why would it make sense?  This is a 3-d platformer from 20+ years ago for the Dreamcast.  What the fuck.  Let’s just move on.

    Oh, Mike calls her out.

    Mike: It would?

    Erin: I don’t know.  It’s just the way shit’s going.  Wouldn’t you imagine this is on Switch in 2022?

    Mike: A re-master or re-release?

    Erin: Yeah.

    Fucking moron.

    Oh we’re only at five minutes and it’s already gone on too long.  Hopefully, Erin stops saying stupid shit so we can make some progress.

    6:15 – Erin starts talking about Huell Howser.  Whoever that is.  Some guy who had a tv show in California, I guess.  Mike doesn’t give the slightest of fucks.  He can’t even pretend to care.

    Erin does the same thing to Mike whenever he’s talking about something.  What amazing chemistry these two have.

    7:00 – “Have I learned about East Coast things?  I’ve learned about Wawa.”

    She’s totally wasted her life.  What is she doing every day?  She has no job and Mike has money.  She can do whatever she wants.  Instead of going out and seeing stuff, she’s just crying in the bathtub every day.

    What would I do if I lived in rural Pennsylvania?  Check out some Amish country.  I think that there’s a lot of antique shit.  Erin mentioned her fondness for antiques in this very video.  I’d try the local cuisine.  I like those big German pretzels.  Those seem to be popular there.  And sausages.  Bratwurst and whatnot.  Covered bridges?  Are there covered bridges in rural Pennsylvania?  I’m not sure.

    But I’d make the most of it.  I’d enjoy everything that rural Pennsylvania has to offer.  Not Erin.  The lure of the bathtub is too strong.

    Then Erin gives a bizarre account of how people in Los Angeles are more friendly than people in rural Pennsylvania.  The example she gives is people in stores in Los Angeles will say “hi” as you enter the store but they don’t say this at Wawa.

    Go fucking do something else.  See the rest of the region.  There’s more to rural Pennsylvania than a chain of gas stations.

    10:15 – Then Mike just turns the game off.

    So let’s stop here.  I got ten minutes of this.  This should be about a 14 part series.  

    Parts 2 and 3:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random.html

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-random_0326187410.html

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