Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVr3iqupBhU

Space Seed.  Let me check Wikipedia.

In the episode, the Enterprise crew encounter a sleeper ship holding selectively bred superpeople from Earth’s past. Their leader, Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán), attempts to take control of the Enterprise. 

It’s not ringing any bells.  I know Khan, of course.  I’ve probably seen the episode but I haven’t watched Star Trek, of any description, since I was like 15 years old.  And I haven’t seen the the original series probably since I was about 12.  It would sometimes be on Sunday mornings or afternoons and I’d catch it.  I wasn’t an avid fan, though.  I wasn’t eagerly watching every episode.  Unlike The Next Generation, which I watched religiously and I bought an episode guide and The Klingon Dictionary and a couple of novels and the classic Star Trek pin.  

Thank god I stopped doing this stuff when I was 15.  Any older would be embarrassing as fuck.  It’s fine to do this nerdy shit as a kid but not as an adult.

So this is a…podcast, I guess?  They watch an episode of Star Trek and then “react” to it.  Probably my least favourite genre of videos.

0:45 – They’re talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation.  They watch this show and do “reactions” of it too.  And they’re talking about how season five has ended on a cliff hanger and they don’t know what’s going to happen next.  

Why are they watching this?  They’ve clearly never watched the show before.  Why start now?  And why do it for Youtube videos?  This is clearly pandering.  They’re clearly trying to tap into the horny nerd market.  And with respect, neither of these unattractive lesbians are tossing my salad.  

This isn’t even successful.  They have 16,000 subscribers.  According to SocialBlade, they’re making $340/month.  That’s better than Erin’s $100/month but they have to split this two ways.  Erin is keeping all of that scratch herself.

They also do “reactions” for other shows.  Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, Loki.  I have no idea what those last two are but I assume that they’re fairly recent nerd programs.  

It’s just so disingenuous.  They’ve been doing this for two years.  I can’t imagine this ever becoming a success on any level.

1:30 – They encourage you to join their Patreon.  This episode was chosen by their “patrons”.

What the fuck.  646 patrons?  Each person is giving at least $1/month.  They have a bunch of different tiers but they all seem to do the same thing.  And all you get is all of their Youtube shows.  You can watch them on Youtube though.  Am I missing something?

I’m going to guess that they get $2000/month from Patreon.  Plus the $340 from Youtube.  Split two ways.  Not worth it.  It wouldn’t be worth it for twice that amount.  They’re releasing videos like every two days.  The videos are really low-effort but it’s still some kind of work.  Wouldn’t it be better to just get a job?  

Anyway, let’s hear what these unattractive lesbians have to say about some Star Trek episode that they’ve never seen before.

2:00 – Yeah, the lesbian on the left says that she’s never seen this before.  Nor has the other lesbian.

These are not personable women, by the way.  They’re annoying.

4:00 – The lesbian on the right gets sexually excited over some red shirt woman.  This is pathetic.  Is this all that this is going to be?  

So you know how when Retro Ali used to do “reaction” videos where she be really animated and do over-the-top fake bullshit while watching something as mundane as a Pokemon commercial?  Well…this is the opposite of that.  This is just two lesbians watching an episode of Star Trek for the first and last time in their lives and occasionally scratching their head.  Or pointing out hot chicks.  Hot chicks who are probably long dead, by the way.

I don’t know which is worse.  Retro Ali’s “O” face, fake bullshit or these two tedious bores just scratching their lice-infested heads.

5:45 – The lesbian on the right called Dr McKoy “Scottie”.  These are clearly big Star Trek fans.

I’ve definitely seen this before, by the way.  I remember it now.

6:45 – Now the lesbian on the left commented on how hot that red-shirt woman.  This is fucking terrible.  

Imagine if it was a guy doing this.  He’s watching the show and every time a woman comes on, he says, “Oh, she’s hot.  I’d give her some loving.”

People would say, “You are the biggest fucking loser on earth.  Go get a girlfriend, you Star Trek-loving nerd.”

But with these two unattractive lesbians, it’s okay.  I can assure you that none of these women on these shows, when they were in their prime, would have given these fucking gargoyles the time of day.  Even if these actresses were lesbians, which I don’t know if they were or weren’t.  

That brings up another point.  Isn’t it disrespectful to suggest that somebody should engage in homosexual relations, unless you know for a fact that they’re homosexuals?  

Again, look at what would happen if it was two guys doing this.  Two gay men watching Star Trek and talking about wanting to fuck Captain Kirk up the ass.  It’s obviously disrespectful.  As far as I’m aware, neither James T Kirk nor William Shatner are gay.  So don’t bring that gay shit into the discussion.  It’s insulting.  

7:00 – So then Khan starts seducing this red-shirt woman and these two lesbians get really upset about this.  This is pathetic.  

If you’re gay, nobody gives a shit.  And these women are both clearly gay.  But don’t make Youtube videos where you voice your disgust over heterosexualism vis a vis Star Trek episodes.  If you don’t like men, that’s your business.  But the character in the show does like men.  Especially men like Ricardo Montalban.  He was a big sex symbol back in the day.  

7:45 – The lesbian on the left put something in her mouth and then picked her nose for an extended period of time.  At least it wasn’t the other way around, I guess.  But this is awful.  Don’t they know that there’s a camera on them?

9:00 – The lesbian on the left says, “Wow.  This is straight up like watching an abusive relationship.  Like this is straight up how it is.  Like you get brainwashed almost.”

This was in relation to a scene where the red-shirt woman refuses to help Khan so Khan tells her to get out.  

It’s just bizarre, man-hating bullshit.  Why would anybody want to watch this?  Two unattractive lesbians watching Star Trek and talking about their contempt for men.  What’s the point?  Who’s being entertained by any of this?

Also, the lesbian on the right can not stop eating.  This is gross.  I don’t want to watch this.

10:15 – That red-shirt woman is back and the lesbian on the right makes a noise like she finds this actress really attractive.  But we already know this.  She’s already stated that she finds this woman attractive.  Is she going to point this out every time this woman is in a scene?

Now it’s a scene with Uhura.  Not a peep from either of these lesbians.  Are they racist or something?  Nichelle Nichols was an attractive woman in the 1960s.  

Here’s some adult film recommendations and warnings for Uhura fans.  

In Sex Trek (1990) a woman named Patricia Kennedy aka Gabriella plays the character Lt Uwhore.  It’s a non-sex role and you don’t particularly want to see this woman naked anyway.  You can pretty much skip this one.  They’re just having sex with random crew members and beings from other dimensions and whatnot.

In Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm, they eliminate the Lt Uwhore character entirely.   She was completely useless in the first one, after all.  This one is even worse.  Clearly a lower budget.  The women are much less attractive.  And it’s a pre-boob job Mimi Miyagi in like half of the scenes.  

With Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob, they finally got it right.  At least as far as Lt Uwhore is concerned.  They got Dominique Simone to play the character.  Two sex scenes.  All of the other women are awful but they they got a good Lt Uwhore.  

God, this lesbian on the right can not stop eating and drinking.  This is shit.  Can you stop stuffing your face for 40 minutes?

The episode ended.  She’s still eating.

So now…wait?  What?  All this was was two hideous lesbians talking about how hot that red-shirt woman was.  They didn’t talk about the episode at all except for this red-shirt woman, who, obviously, was a minor character.

So now what are they going to do for the next seven minutes?  The Star Trek episode is over.  Are they just going to talk about how hot this woman was?

14:30 – They’re just talking about how they can’t understand why this episode was chosen by the “patrons”.  It’s because it’s the first appearance of Khan, you fucking morons.  

15:30 – The lesbian on the right says that episode was “sexist as fuck”.  Then she starts talking about her experience about being in an abusive relationship.  This is brutal.

Then the lesbian on the right chimes in with her own experience about being in an abusive relationship.  

I believe that these relationships were all with men.  So this is why they’re lesbians now?  Men are all terrible?  You picked them, ladies.  

See, here’s why Khan was able to get with that woman: a lot of women like assholes.  Was Khan abusive?  Yeah, obviously.  He was smacking that red-shirt woman around.  But the red-shirt woman picked Khan.  She liked Khan.  She wanted to have sex with Khan.

There are hundreds of single guys on board the Enterprise.  Guys who don’t smack women.  Guys who would love to go out with this red-shirt woman.  The red-shirt woman wasn’t interested in those men.  Those men are boring.  She doesn’t like the romance.  She likes alpha male assholes like Khan.

So how much blame can we apportion to her?  She picked the guy.  That’s how this works.  Women pick men.  Men don’t pick women.  

Go on Tinder.  Women get thousands of matches.  Men get very few.  Except for the top 10% of men who are getting inundated with matches.  These are the assholes.  These are the abusive guys.  And they’re getting flooded with matches, largely from delusional women.

Find somebody approaching your league and you’ll find that guys aren’t so bad.  When you’re 200 pounds and/or don’t have a job and/or have children, don’t go for the guy in his late 20s with the big sexy muscles.  That guy is going to be an asshole every fucking time because he knows that he has plenty of other options.  He might fuck some fat chick once when he’s horny and desperate but he’s not sticking around long.  And then these delusional women get a negative opinion about all men.

No.  You’re the idiot.  You’re the idiot who didn’t pick somebody even close to your league.  Be realistic.  

18:00 – “Khan exudes something that makes people be pulled into him.  Therefore she was pulled in by him because she was already in a vulnerable state.  She was already interested because she is a historian, this is a man of the past, blah, blah, blah.  So very easily…uhhh…manipulated but there’s another word I’m looking for…influenced?”

“Attracted”.  The word you’re looking for is “attracted”.  This woman was attracted to the sexy Ricardo Montalban.  Why can’t you just say it?  Why portray this woman as a victim?  

What makes this red-shirt crewman think that she’s in Khan’s league?  Khan is the result of some kind of experiment to create genetic supermen.  It’s preposterous.  It’s an extreme example of what I was talking about where these fat, unemployed chicks think that some guy with big sexy muscles is going to be interested in them.  

That woman is a moron for thinking that she was in Khan’s league.  Had she just shown some interest in another red-shirt crewman, none of this would have happened.   

18:15 – “So why is that her fault at the end?”

Because she picked him, you dumb bitch.  These people are on another planet.  “Why is it my fault for being attracted to sexy men?”

A normal guy doesn’t go into a club and think that they pick up every woman in there.  But a woman goes into a club and does think she can get any guy.  No matter how fat, unemployed, or unattractive she is.  And to some degree, these women are right.  Hot guys will sometimes have sex with ugly women.  Once.  When they’re desperate and horny.  But they’re not going to be around for long.

This is why you have to be sensible and find somebody approaching your league.  It’s still going to be somebody above your league, because that’s how it works.  Women date up and men date down.  But don’t get ridiculous with it.  If you’re a 4, don’t go for an 8.  Go for a 6.  

This red-shirt woman was a 2 going for a 10.  Can we not assign some blame to her?  It’s this kind of stupidity that allows these men to be assholes.  

18:45: So these two hideous lesbians are going on and on about how abusive Khan is and how this woman was a victim for being manipulated by Khan.  Then the lesbian on the right sticks another Cheeto in her mouth.  Can you stop fucking eating now?  

Speaking of scores, these women are both 3’s.  I’m sorry that the guy with the big sexy muscles “abused” you but you might have considered picking a guy who’s a 5.  No.  You deserve the big sexy muscles.

19:30 – Then they read the Wikipedia entry for Ricardo Montalban.  Neither one of these women know who this guy is.

When the lesbian on the left mentions that Ricardo Montalban is Mexican, suddenly the lesbian on the right really appreciates his acting skills and what a great person he is and how much he’s accomplished.  Her woke-ness got a little confused.  He’s a man, so that’s bad but he’s a racial minority so that’s good. 

20:30 – Then she starts talking about how it’s unfortunate that they couldn’t cast an Indian actor for…some role.  I don’t know what she’s talking about.  “It was…you know…a person of colour.”

Fuck off.

21:00 – The lesbian on the left says, “To have media literacy, we need to be able to consider all of these things.”

What is anybody even talking about?  I’m totally lost.  “Media literacy”?  And what’s the Indian role?  Was she talking about Khan?  Khan isn’t supposed to be Indian.  Maybe they should have got a Mongol actor to play the role.

22:30 – Now they pimp their Patreon.  If you want to watch the full “reaction” it’s on their Patreon.  They do this because this is all copyrighted stuff so they’re trying to keep things on the downlow.  But if you pay them, you can see this copyrighted content that they don’t own.

23:00 – The lesbian on the right says, “Like, comment, subscribe to the channel, share it with your other nerdy friends.”

That’s what this is about.  Capitalising on lonely nerds.

Then she reads a comment that she saw that was in all caps.  “I just stumbled across two cute girls watching Star Trek.  Youtube algorithm finally did something good.”

This is the delusion that I’m talking about.  These gargoyles think that they’re cute.  They’re 3’s if I’m generous.  But they think that they’re 10s.  That’s why they got abused by that guy with the big sexy muscles.  That’s why they became lesbians.  Their own delusions are to blame.  

Let’s switch the genders again.  You see old men with hot young women.  These old men either have money or the women are from impoverished countries.  And when people see these men, they don’t view them as victims.  The public have zero sympathy for these old men.  Indeed, often times these men are vilified.  “How could this guy not see that this woman is only using him for his money?  Is he fucking retarded?”

It should be no different for these hideous women going out with hot guys.  If you’re a hideous woman and you’re going out with a hot guy, you’re an idiot.  You must know that something isn’t right here.  

But they don’t know.  Just look at what this lesbian on the right had to say.  She thinks that she’s cute.  In what universe?  Women seem to have great difficulty evaluating their worth in the dating market.  These women are the perfect example of this.  Not every woman is a 10.  Some are 3’s.  These women are 3’s.  At best.