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  • Is My Bloody Valentine 3D Better Than The Original? – Tony from Hack The Movies

    Annoying pink filter on this. You know…because it’s Valentine’s Day.

    Tony is with that anti-abortion Jesus nut.

    0:30 –

    Tony: Last year, we were both single, talking about the movie Valentine. Now you’re in a very happy relationship.

    Jesus Nut: Aw, thank you. I am.

    Tony: And I’m not.

    Do you suppose this Jesus nut is having pre-marital sex? Normally, I wouldn’t speculate on such a thing, but…what’s her actual name…Casey. Oh yes. Casey J Hempel. It’s coming back to me. So Casey is a total Jesus freak. And not in a “Hey, I believe that salvation can only come through Jesus but that’s just me” kind of way. More in a “Hey, let’s go protest outside of this abortion clinic” kind of way.

    So do you suppose she’s getting fucked by this boyfriend? She’s saving herself for marriage, right? Must be tough in this day and age. You basically have to find another Christian fundamentalist. And even then I have to imagine that it’s difficult.

    I remember in the tenth grade, some teacher announcing that she’s getting married. And some kid asked if she had sex before marriage. He was just asking to be outrageous. And the teacher said, “I don’t think that’s any of your business.” And some other kid threatened to beat this guy up if he keeps asking questions like this. White knighting, if you will.

    But it’s a valid question. It was a Catholic school. We were told some really weird fucking shit. No sex before marriage. No jerking off. No using condoms. Sex is just to be done between married people and just for procreation.

    I probably told this story before but I had a theology class in the 10th grade where the teacher was talking about the best way to store a car. “You wouldn’t just leave it out, would you?” Well, loads of people do that but…I guess the answer you’re looking for is no? “You wouldn’t just put a tarp on it, would you?” Well…that would be a real hassle taking the tarp on and off every day but I guess if you’re really concerned about your car, you can do that. “No, the best thing to do is to keep it in the garage!”

    The car was a euphanism for your penis and the garage was a euphamism for abstinence. The tarp was a euphamism for a condom.

    But cars are meant to be driven. And it’s just going to depreciate in value sitting in your garage, no matter how well it’s stored. Even if you have a heated garage, that Ford Fiesta is just losing value every day. You might as well take it out and have some fun. Fuck the roads of America.

    1:15 – Shout out to Casey’s sister who just got engaged.

    Do you suppose Casey’s sister is getting fucked? Is Casey’s sister a Jesus nut too?

    1:45 –

    Tony: I’m going to stay single just to relate to you all.

    Jesus Nut: In God’s perfecting timing.

    IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! What is she talking about? But some more fucking Jesus nut shit.

    She’s probably getting fucked in the ass as like a loophole against the whole sex before marriage thing.

    But where does the bible even say that you can’t have sex before marriage? Let me look this up.

    Apparently nowhere. There are verses about adultery, of course but nothing expressly prohibiting sex before marriage.

    Oh, here’s an interesting one.

    “If a man seduces a virgin who is not engaged, and lies with her, he must pay a dowry for her to be his wife.” – Exodus 22:16

    So you can fuck Casey but then you have to pay some goats afterwards and marry her. How many goats is she worth? It’s got to be at least three.

    Here’s another good one:

    “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.” – Deuteronomy 23:2

    So if you were born outside of wedlock or ANY of your ancestors for the past TEN generations, you can never get into Heaven. What kind of bullshit is that?

    Let’s say a generation is 25 years. So if there’s somebody born today, if any of their ancestors going all the back to the year 1775 were born out of wedlock, they’re totally fucked. They can be the most pious person in the universe but because their colonial great great….great grandmother was a slut, they’re out. There’s nothing they can do. They’ll never get into Heaven.

    Casey believes this crazy bullshit?

    But about that anal stuff, that’s a legtimate thing that some religious people do. They’ll get fucked in the ass because they don’t want to have sex before marriage.

    But what about all the anti-sodomy stuff in the bible? I know it wasn’t expressly the dick in the ass that was talked about. It was just about dudes getting it on with dudes. So does it not apply to women? What is it about dudes getting it on with dudes that got God so angry that he destroyed two cities? The buttfucking, right? What else could it be? So it very well could apply to men fucking women up the ass too.

    There’s a lot of crazy stuff in that bible.

    So anyway, Tony is going to talk about this movie that I don’t care about for 90 minutes. Well, you can do that, Tony. It’s well within your rights. There’s nothing in the bible against boring people, I guess. But I’m not going to watch it.

    https://www.instagram.com/caseythefinalgirl/

    There’s that Jesus nut’s Instagram. A lot of pictures of her in a bikini. Probably stuff in the bible about modesty. Her boyfriend has tattoos. I think that the bible forbids tattoos. Let me look this up.

    “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” – Leviticus 19:28

    Right there. Leviticus has all the good stuff. As far as I’m concerned, fuck all the other books in the bible, just give me Leviticus.

    It must be terrifying to live in a world where EVERYBODY is going to hell. Including, presumably, you. How can you not? Read the fucking bible. Anything you do, you’re fucked. And it doesn’t even have to be anything that you did. If one of your ancestors from ten generations ago did something, you’re fucked.

    Who even knows their family history that far back? Especially in olden times. There was no Ancestry dot com in biblical days. So wouldn’t it always gnaw at you? “I really hope none of my ancestors for the past ten generations had a child outside of wedlock.”

    What do you suppose the percentage is of people alive today who have an ancestor in the past ten generations who was born outside of wedlock? It’s got to be well over 99%.

    So anyway, this has been Bible Corner. I’m going to go jack off in my wool and linen pants now.

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  • Is Being A Content Creator A Viable Career? – Zap Cristal

    146 views after 12 days.

    This would be like me doing an article called “Can You Get Rich from Blogging?” I mean…I don’t know…maybe? But I’m not. I’m getting nothing from this.

    1:00 – It’s the RE-wind segment where they talk about stuff that they talked about in “season 1”. So they’re already out of ideas.

    2:00 – Zap makes some kind of a noise. I think it was supposed to be like tape being rewound. Mr Wright Way II says I have no idea what that was. Zap explains that it was “1980s internet.”

    Umm…yeah. Some of that 1980s internet. Remember that? What the fuck.

    Then Mr Wright Way II suggests that it was AOL. AOL in the 1980s.

    When did AOL actually start? 1983. They had an online service for the Atari 2600. What? Obviously nobody had that. I’ve never heard of it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOL

    Well, maybe this is what Zap and Mr Wright Way II are talking about. 1980s AOL. I stand corrected.

    Mr Wright Way II is making vague comments about people with “fake” personas who make podcasts. He’s really upset about this.

    You know what would be great? If Mr Wright Way II put on a fake persona of a guy who has something interesting to say.

    THIS IS BORING AS FUCK. I’m just going to leave it on as background noise while I talk about other stuff.

    Today, I went out for lunch at my favourite place. The food is awful, it’s expensive, but nobody was ever in there. You know, because the food was awful and expensive. But I’d go because you have the place to yourself. I’d go to the tables downstairs and literally nobody in there.

    The last time I was there was probably in December or early January. The downstairs seating area was closed off. Well, fuck.

    Today I go there, and it’s closed. Signs are removed. There’s a little thing in the window explaining that they’re closed for good.

    14:30 – Mr Wright Way II is saying that successful “Youtubers” have committed suicide. He’s presenting this as a reason not become a successful “Youtuber”. Oh my fucking god. Don’t worry, Mr Wright Way II. You will never be a successful “Youtuber” and have to deal with the stress of fame and fortune.

    Anyway, back to my restaurant story. What the fuck am I going to do now? It was the worst burrito in town. Vaguely Mexican food prepared by Polish immigrants. £10 for a burrito. A TERRIBLE burrito.

    16:30 – Zap says, “Success is whatever it means to you.” She’s quoting from some “mentor” of hers. Or maybe she just read it on a menu from a Chinese restaurant. But anyway, it seems that “success” to Zap Cristal is getting 146 views on your video after 12 days.

    So now I don’t know what to do for lunch. I didn’t go there all the time but I’d go there when Subway looked too crowded.

    There’s also a better Mexican restaurant but there usually aren’t any seats at lunch time.

    So I don’t know. I’m going to have to look. My main issue is finding a place that isn’t crowded. I don’t like the anxiety of waiting in line to order and hoping that there’s still an open seat somewhere. Because if there isn’t you’re fucked. Although, this has never happened to me. The possibility still exists. Then what am I going to do? Eat while walking like Retro Ali?

    Retro Ali told a story years ago about how she was living in South Korea and eating while walking and people gave her dirty looks. Ali thought that this was some weird cultural thing. No. It’s universal. Don’t fucking eat while walking. I’m not saying that I’ve never done it but I’m saying that I know that it’s behaviour that’s frowned upon.

    I’m stopping this video, by the way . I can’t do it. I made it to 22:00. Mr Wright Way II is talking about his channel and how nothing he does can influence whether or not he gets subscribers. MAKE GOOD VIDEOS. That’s how you get subscribers.

    I didn’t become the number one blog about women retro video game Youtubers by putting out crap. Only high-quality articles.

    For example, there’s no loud music playing while you’re reading this. Because that would be annoying as fuck. Who wants that? But that’s what they do with this awful podcast.

    I’m not sitting here in a track suit talking to a black man about nothing. I’m talking about my lunch. That’s eminently more interesting.

    And as a result, I get more views than the Zap Cristal and Mr Wright Way II podcast. You get back what you put in. Give people what they want. What they want is good content. That’s universal. What they don’t want is crap. Crap is bad. Try to avoid making crap.

    These people I write about just don’t seem to get this fundamental idea. Make GOOD videos. What’s so hard about that? Fuck these shitty videos. Let’s see something good. “No, we’ll stay the course on the shitty videos and just see how that goes.”

    It’s crazy. If you don’t have the ability to produce good videos, then get a job at Jiffy Lube. There’s no shame in that. The shame is only in doing something that you’re bad at. There’s enough trash in the world. We don’t need more of it. Put something good out into the world, whether it’s good lube jobs or whatever your skillset may be. Making Youtube videos isn’t it.

    Newt talks about “positivity” but he creates nothing but trash. He’s effectively polluting the world with his idiotic, terrible bullshit. We’re supposed to praise that? We’re supposed to praise trash? It’s not happening, Newt. I’d only be adding to the negativity of the world by praising trash like Shark Vampire or some video where Newt is in a hotel with a crack addict. I’m bringing light into the world by condemning that bullshit.

    Newt has it all twisted. It’s like a hobo taking a shit on a crowded train and then when everybody flees in revulsion, the hobo says, “Hey, come on guys. Stop being so negative. I’m just doing my thing here. This is art.”

    Karma will come for Newt. Newt has been a destructive, negative influence for everyone around him his entire life, as far as I’m aware. We’re supposed to praise this guy and his disgusting actions lest we be “negative”. Not happening, Newt. You’re the piece of shit. You’re the one who needs to stop what he’s doing.

  • Retro Ali is Back Making Videos!

    Well…kind of. She’s doing “shorts”. And she’s doing it as her anime girl avatar. Because she gained 50 pounds and can no longer bring herself to appear on screen.

    I haven’t talked about Retro Ali in a while. Her thing was “reaction” videos where she would “react” to mundande things by screaming and doing an o-face like a chimp. Obviously exaggerated. Obviously just an attempt to pull in horntards.

    She’s doing the exact same thing now but with her anime avatar. Are you fucking kidding me? Does she honestly think that this is going to work?

    So what happens in this video, please do not watch it, is you see Ali’s fat hands going through a newly-opened deck of Pokemon cards. And her anime avatar is at the top of the screen.

    She reaches a card that she wants and she starts screaming like a fucking baboon. And the anime character’s face changes slightly because the anime character is vaguely linked to Ali’s actual facial expressions (which she refuses to show because she’s now overweight).

    We’re supposed to jerk off to this? To a cartoon girl opening her eyes slightly? THIS is going to change the world of erotica?

    It’s the dumbest fucking thing in the universe. I HATED Retro Ali’s videos. Every fucking video was the same. She’s watching “Nintendo Direct” or something and will make stupid, exagerated faces like she’s getting fucked in the ass by Electabuzz.

    And the retards in the comments would say, “Yeah! You looked really cute when you made the o-face! I came twice!”

    It’s completely insulting to even a retard’s intelligence. Why is she so invested in these stupid commercials? Take a fucking Valium. I have NEVER been as excited about ANYTHING as Retro Ali was these fucking COMMERCIALS.

    So she’s taking that same “winning” formula and applying to to her anime character. This is never going to work, Ali. Just go on a fucking diet. It’s not that hard.

    I was watching Mike stream some Ninja Turtles hack for five hours recently. Somebody in the chat suggested that he get in on this anime girl avatar action. Mike declined and said that the only people who do that are people who are afraid to get on camera.

    That’s clearly what it is. Retro Ali gained 50 pounds and suddenly doesn’t appear on camera any more. It’s this stupid fucking anime girl.

    I can’t understand the audience for this. She has a boring as fucking personality too so it can’t be that. You want to watch a boring anime girl screaming like a jackass over mundane stuff? Why? Who’s doing that? Who has this fetish?

  • The Complete Bullshit of Corona Virus aka Covid

    Searching for Sonic merch – SuperVideoGameGal

    I was reading the above blog article recently from October 2020. In it, Super Retro Gal aka Super Video Game Gal aka Super Awkward Gal talked about losing her job at Disney (due to covid layoffs) and she wears a mask throughout the entire video, even when she’s in the car with nobody else inside other than her dog.

    When was the first lockdown? March 2020. So this was seven months into this completely despicable more or less global “lockdown” over a fucking cold.

    March 2020 to July 2021. And then for months after that, they continued with the fearmongering. Oh, there’s a new strain of covid that’s deadlier than all the other ones put together. Now there’s another one that’s even more deadly. Now monkey pox is back. Not even joking. Remember when monkey pox was back in the news?

    What happened to all of this? What happened to all of the people who said that people who don’t get the vaccine should be put in prison? What happened to the media for hyping this bullshit? What happened to the politicians for implementing this insane bullshit? Why did virtually every government in the world march in lockstep on this? For a cold?

    It was all just forgotten. All of those people who lost their jobs. All of those small and medium businesses who went out of business. All of those students who are now years behind in their education. Oopsie. It was nothing. Hehe. That’s why pencils have erasers.

    Massive profits for Amazon and big business and politicians and their cronies, though. That’s what this was about. And if they could still get away with it, we’d still be in lockdown. But we’re sick of this fucking bullshit. Enough people were seeing through the lies. Omicron. Delta. Omega. I don’t give a fuck. Go through the entire Greek alphabet. This doesn’t impress me.

    If you really search the news, you’ll see that covid is still around and as deadly as ever. If this is true, why is nobody talking about it? Why have the vaccines stopped? Why has all research seemingly ended? Why aren’t we all wearing masks? Why aren’t we still social distancing?

    How come nobody as the grocery store is saying that I can’t get three cans of Pringles any more? “I’ll let you slide this time but remember, there’s a limit of two items per customer.” “Oh, thank you so much, Mr Cashier Man. You’re really doing your part to save us all.”

    Or what about the cashier who chastised me for being three feet away from the person in front of me instead of the requisite six? She really saved the planet that day.

    I intentionally wore a ridiculous, useless “mask”. Because there were no requirements for what you had to wear. You just had to wear SOMETHING over your face. It could be made of anything. So I got some kind of…neck gaiter, I guess it’s called? One of these things:

    Cost £3. Did nothing. None of these masks that anyone wore did anything. But it got people to shut the fuck up with their bullshit rules that made no fucking sense.

    I was at work, towards the end of these ridiculous restrictions, “Oh, can everybody put their masks on?” Really? You think this £3 “neck gaiter” is going to save you from this deadly virus that’s killing everyone? You have a lot of confidence in this thin piece of porous cotton.

    Then it just ended and we don’t hear anything about it.

    Is anybody going to admit that they were wrong? Because clearly people were wrong. If covid is this deadly thing that required shutting the world down and it’s still with us, as deadly as ever, why is nothing being done any more?

    These lunatics who were saying that people who don’t the vaccine should be round up and shot, where are they now? Have any of them reflected on that and realised that they were swept up in hysteria? Do they want to apologise for their behaviour now?

    People now recognise the hysteria that surrounded 9/11 and the destructive legislation that was pushed through and the immoral war that resulted. When are we going to get apologies over the insane reaction to covid?

    Not that it matters. None of this was an accident. The people at the top orchestrated all of this, whether we’re talking about the erosion of human rights and the war for oil with 9/11 or the profiteering and class warfare against the 99% with covid.

    But I’m talking about the average person. The person who bought this insane bullshit that was hyped by the Jewish media. How could anybody be stupid enough to believe any of that utter nonsense? We’re supposed to be afraid an illness that has flu-like symptoms and a flu-like death rate? And staying six feet away from everyone and wearing a flimsy piece of cloth is going to protect you from that? You didn’t finish the biology chapter in your fourth grade science class?

    You couldn’t travel anywhere. You couldn’t work. For fucking this. And these cretins bought it and turned against people who didn’t buy it. And wished death on them. And made it a political issue.

    Erin told us to check in our elderly neighbours to see if they need anything at the shop. Why? They can go to the shops, Erin. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

    James Rolfe ceased all production and lived like Howard Hughes in his later years.

    Pam aka CannotBeTamed boasted on Twitter every time she got a vaccine and encouraged you, the reader, to be responsible and do likewise.

    When are these people going to admit that they were wrong and apologise?

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  • PVC Bondage Guy Uses a Chequebook

    We’ve reached rock bottom. I’m talking about PVC Bondage Guy using a chequebook. By the way, I know it’s “checkbook” in the US. And “cheque” is one of the gayer British spellings. Nothing beats “tyre” for “tire”, though. So just bear with me while I use “cheque”. We all what I’m talking about.

    19:00 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she carries her chequebook with her.

    I’m trying to think of the last time that I’ve used a cheque. I used to get them in the UK for my first few yeras of living here, I guess. This would have been like 2005 to 2007. But it’s been a very long time since I’ve had one. I don’t even know if it’s an option to get them any more. I don’t remember ever using them but I had the actual book.

    In the US, I remember they would show you a book of all the different pretty cheque designs you can order. Cheques with flowers on them or birds or rainbows or whatever. As a man, I just went with the regular blue cheques. But I don’t remember ever writing a cheque anywhere for anything.

    Rent? Yeah, I must have used cheques for rent, I guess. I wasn’t giving cash. And there was no way to pay with credit cards. The landlord was just the woman who lived downstairs.

    Oh, the taekwondo classes were paid for with cheque but that was my mother paying. She used cheques a lot. Even for buying groceries and whatnot.

    Anyway, it’s been at least 20 years since I’ve used a cheque. What the fuck. Everybody has a debit card.

    Although, saying all of this, some people do pay me by cheque for jobs that I do. It’s so fucking old-fashioned, though. They have my fucking bank details. They can easily transfer the money. No, let’s post a cheque like a caveman.

    But I think that the US is considerably lagging the UK in terms of banking services. I mean, we can see an example right here. PVC Bondage Guy, a hip young man, is still using fucking cheques. If the facilities existed to do an online bank transfer or use a debit card, surely she would do that.

    19:30 – Newt says that he had a landlord, I think fairly recently, who insisted on payment by cheque and wouldn’t even allow him to post it. And this landlord lived two and a half hours away. Who the fuck would do this?

    Well, not scumbag Newt. He’d send his employees, who worked in a movie theatre, to go visit his landlord.

    This all demonstrates the medieval landlord/tenant situation that still exists in the US, the employment situation, and the banking system. Absolutely none of this shit would go on in the UK. People have rights here. People have fairly easy access to justice. If some piece of shit employer told me to do his personal errands, they’d soon find themselves before an employment tribunal.

    19:45 – PVC Bondage Guy says, “I write cheques because I frequently have to deal with bureaucracy.”

    She gives the example of her passport expiring soon. Right…so you transfer the money via online banking, right? Apparently not in the US. Cheques.

    She gets speeding tickets. Right…cheques again? It seems so. The fucking courts don’t accept debit or credit cards? It’s unbelievable.

    22:15 – PVC Bondage Guy starts talking about his bra size. Something about DD being the same as E. Umm…how am I doing down there? Oh. Totally flaccid. Well, keep trying with this desperate shit, I guess. Can we get back to the cheque talk? Maybe that would get the blood flowing.

    By the way, really unflattering outfit from PVC Bondage Guy today. She doesn’t seem to get it. Sure, you can dress like a whore but it’s only going to look flattering on…let’s just say certain body types. PVC Bondage Guy needs to class it up.

    And what happened to the titular PVC bondage outfits? She just moved on, I guess. Those were not flattering either but at least she was more covered up.

    23:45 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she wears clothing between a “small” and a “large”. Uh huh. I mean…maybe? Maybe she’s buying a small prostitute outfit and squeezing her large frame into it. But that doesn’t mean that she’s a “small”.

    Anyway, I’m done with this shit.

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  • Are Fake Gamers A Problem? – Lady Decade

    I’m going to try to get through this video. It’s nearly twenty minutes long. Lady Decade has a painful, shrill, cut-glass accent that I don’t ever want to listen to. That’s why she’s not in the rotation. She’s nowhere near the rotation. But we have a relevant topic, it seems.

    0:00 – “Oh yes. Fake gamer girl: a pejorative term that is thrown at someone at literally every female gaming content creator online who shares their passion for the hobby on the information superhighway.”

    You already lost me. First of all, terrible grammar. Bear in mind that this was written out. She’s reading this. And she wrote, “Term that is thrown at someone at lierally every female gaming content creator.” Doesn’t make sense. Did I hear it wrong? I listened to this ten times. There was a word or two that I couldn’t make out nearer the beginning of the sentence but I think they weren’t important.

    But secondly, I don’t think that people are insulting female “gamers” unfairly. When somebody is genuinely interested in video games, I think it’s obvious and people don’t have a problem with them. Equally, it’s obvious when somebody isn’t interested in video games and these people should rightly be called out.

    Take, for example, Pam aka CannotBeTamed. She’s genuinely interested in video games. Sure, I write about her, but I don’t focus on her being a fake gamer. I focus on her being boring as shit and fucking her dog.

    But Erin? Erin is a total fraud. A blind man can see it. Hence, the blog. I was so outraged by this unabashed charlatan that I made it my life’s mission to expose her.

    Everyone else who I write about is just to pad things out. Erin is the only 100% fake “gamer” who I write about. Even if you look at Destiny Fomo, for example, let’s assume, rightly, that all of her games belong to her pimp. I’ve heard Madam Fomo speaking off the cuff about video games and she was speaking in a semi-knowledgeable fashion. She clearly knows at least something about video games.

    Erin is a total fake.

    I would never start a blog based on Pam or Retro Ali or Bobdunga or whatever. But Erin? That’s something special. That is somebody who is so transparently clueless about video games that the world has to know. It’s shockingly obvious that she knows nothing about video games. The brazenness of it all. It’s noteworthy.

    By the way, I’m 30 seconds in and there are a lof “sexy” (revolting) shows of Lady Decade. For example, she “sensually” blows into a game cartridge. Then there’s a shot of her with her stocking-clad legs up on a desk playing Super Mario Bros.

    Whoa. Did my pants just get tighter? No, they’re suprisingly roomy.

    I’m a minute in and her argument thus far is that anyone who claims that any woman isn’t genuinely interested in video games has never had sex with a woman and smells bad. I’m not even joking. This is her thesis. It’s not even worth dignifying with a response.

    3:15 – After more insults, claiming that guys who play video games are nerds and bald, she gives an example of somebody who she claims is a legitimate fake “gamer”: Fit Aitana. It’s an AI…thing. That’s what this video is about. She’s going to talk about AI.

    The good news is that I can stop the video here. I don’t have to listen to this woman for one more second.

    You know how you’re not going to grow a channel? With these clickbait titles. Nobody likes to feel like they’ve been taken advantage of. You go to a video expecting one thing and it’s something else, are you going to go back to that channel or are you going to make use of Youtube’s fairly recent but useful “block channel” feature?

    I’m looking at the comments. Most of them are about fake gamers as in human beings. Very few people are talking about AI, which was the subject of the video. So either these people didn’t watch the video or they just don’t give a fuck about the topic.”

    • “When I hear someone call a woamn fake gamer girl I automatically think the speaker is a POS projecting. They are looking frot he attention. If there are fake gamer girls? Who the fuck cares.”

    There’s a well-reasoned argument.

    • “Guys should just date other guys at this point”

    Somebody from that sub-reddit posted, I guess.

    • “I never understood why anyone would fall for these grifters. But then, I get the feeling that to do so would require having an IQ on par with that of a jar of mayonnaise.”

    The people going to Erin’s channel, for example, are literally retarded. So you’re right. But should retards be taken advantage of?

    • “as a female gamer, I can safely say that pretending to be interested in any hobby isnt healthy. not just gaming in particular, but really any hobby. if youre genuinely not interested in something, theres no reason to pretend to be interested in it for social acceptance or something. its simply not healthy”

    • “If you’re not a fake Gamer girl, then don’t worry about what some trolls have to say. Guys are on the attack because fake nerd girls are a serious problem in general. Those fake nerds are sexual predators that prey on lonely nerds (many of which are autistic and don’t know any better) to get their wallets. And now that all producers of nerd products pander to females- all of the products suck and us real fans have been pushed out of our communities and hobbies. Star Wars, for example, is dead now thanks to that shit.”

    So anyway, I went to the dentist today. It’s a Muslim woman. She’s from the Middle East. My previous dentist was a Scottish guy, and he was good, but then he brought this woman in and just pawned me off to her. I could have refused and insisted that I still go to this guy but I didn’t want to look like I was racist or sexist or anti-Muslim. Plus, fuck that guy for pawning me off like that.

    She did a filling six months ago. And then it was really painful when I would eat. So I went back and she lowered the filling. Things were a lot better but there was still sometimes pain when eating.

    Last week, I went for my six month checkup. Everything was fine. Don’t need any work done. But I told her that I still have some pain when eating. So she lowered the filling again.

    Things are better but still not 100%. So I went today for the scaling and polishing. She asked how the filling is and I said it’s better but I still sometimes have this pain. I told her that I don’t want anything done to it any more, though. I’m thinking maybe it will get better, maybe I only notice it when I’m thinking about it, whatever.

    So she looked at the tooth. She said it’s fine. Okay. Then they did the cleaning.

    Afterwards, she said, “Would you like to still see me?” I was confused and said yeah. She starts saying, “If you’ve lost your trust in me, we have other dentists in the surgery who you can see. It’s not a problem. I don’t take it personally.” No. Whatever.

    Frankly, I don’t think that she is very good. But what am I going to do? It’s difficult to find a dentist in this country. There are a lot of really shitty ones out there. I’ve been to them. So it’s a crapshoot. This place is at least semi-professional. There’s no weird shit going on. Nobody is trying to upsell you. Nobody is conning you. Nobody is talking about what a piece of shit you are for not flossing.

    What you want to find is an old man. That’s the ideal dentist. 55+ year old male. There should be a way to search for dentists by age and gender.

  • Destiny Fomo Bought a House

    “Sorry I haven’t been around much, I went out for Starbucks and ended up buying a house lol I just picked up the keys a few days ago and have been trying to get my game room set up. Game Room V.31 on the way.”

    I…guess that she bought a house. She says that she did, anyway. But that game shelf looks like her previous game shelf. It could be anywhere. Do you maybe want to show the house?

    “No, I’ll just take a picture of me smelling my armpit. Thanks anyway.”

    And as usual with Whore Fomo, it’s just cryptic bullshit. She went to Starbucks and she bought a house. Yeah, that’s how it works.

    She’s always light on the details because this is all the proceeds of crime. She’s a prostitute. She’s living with her pimp TuanX. It’s TuanX’s house. TuanX moved.

    I wonder what the horntards actually think about all of this cryptic bullshit that she says. Do they question any of it? Do they not wonder where she seems to be getting all of this money? Because she never talks about a job.

    No. They just blindly congratulate her. “Congratulations on somehow acquiring a house. At least I guess it’s a new house. The shelves look remarkably like your old shelves.”

    • “grats on the house glad your hard work paid off and you got what u were hopeing for cant wait to see how much work you put into the house my friend its been great seening the journey you took to get where you are now”

    So there’s a guy who’s congratulating her on her “hard work”. WHAT HARD WORK? Does he think that her Twitch streams where she goes to the gym with some other whore are paying for any of this? How are these people rationalising how she’s able to afford all of this shit?

    • “Bruh life gains”

    Whore Fomo says, “debt gains lol”

    Which bank is giving mortgages to prostitutes? Aren’t they a high-risk category? “I’d like a 30 year mortgage, please. Occupation? Prostitute.”

    She’ll be 60 years old and still selling that foul-smelling pussy. And if it smells foul now, how foul is it going to be smelling 30 years from now?

    Oh, and this is game room “V.31”. So…this is an alpha build? I don’t think she understands what version numbers mean. Presumably, this is the third room so it would be 3.0 or…for whatever reason she wants to say 3.1. But “V.31”? No. And you’d put the fucking “0” in front anyway. “0.31.” And the “V” isn’t capitalised.

    What a fucking dope. But you know who’s even dumber? The fucking idiot banker who gave a prostitute a mortgage. And every single person who left a comment.

  • My best playthrough of Castlevania on NES so far – Erin Plays

    What in the blue hell is this? Bitch Duo, somebody who is always in Mike’s streams every time that Mike needs somebody to do the bitch work for him in multiplayer games, somebody who designed all of the emotes for Mike and Erin (for free, I assume) has made this abortion of a tv…border thing for the game.

    WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT THIS? WHY MAKE THE SCREEN ANY SMALLER THAN IT ALREADY IS?

    For fucking this? This stupid fucking tv screen?

    It’s like in those games that give you the option to have a border around the screen. I can’t think of any examples. I think that re-releases of old arcade games sometimes do this. Does anybody actually opt for the border, though?

    This is fucking idiotic. Idiotic idea number ten billion for Erin. She seemingly gets everything wrong.

    I’m already watching in a window. And she has to make the screen smaller to fit her fucking giant webcam footage so that Shishi and the gang can jerk off to this. And now on top of all of that, there’s this fucking idiotic tv screen border. I’m looking at a fucking postage stamp sized gameplay screen now.

    What a complete and fucking moron. Without even starting the video, I’ve got paragraphs about what a fucking retard Erin is. Let’s make the game as difficult to see as possible.

    So she’s playing Castlevania. She’s played it a few times, on stream, for money, and that’s it. That’s the totality of her Castlevania experience. She’s never played it even once in her spare time. She herself has said this numerous times. And yet we’re expected to believe that Erin is some great “gamer” and she’s all about Castlevania.

    0:15 – “So I know the game is smaller but I kind of like it. I don’t know.”

    It’s shit and you’re shit. Bitch Duo is also shit. Mike is shit. ShiShi is shit. Joe from Game Sack is shit. John Riggs is shit. This is all shit. You’re a fucking moron.

    Let’s make the screen smaller for the sake of being “cute”. Hey guys! Remember CRTs?

    Yeah, Erin. I remember. Who gives a shit? Who’s *nostalgic* for shitty picture quality? Boy, I really wish that I had a tv nowadays that I had to wrap tinfoil around the antenna and move it around, and sit in just the right spot, to MAYBE get a picture that isn’t a completely scrambled mess. Then you change the channel and have to go through the whole process all over again. Those were some good times. They should bring that back.

    And is Erin even old enough to remember this? I don’t think so. This is more fucking fake *nostalgia*.

    There’s a lot of stuff edited out of this video, by the way. I’m a minute in and she’s already edited stuff out twice.

    I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT. THIS IS INSANE. WHO WOULD WANT TO WATCH THIS?

    1:00 – “Oh, that’s cool, Edward.”

    Great commentary, Erin. This is her go-to. “That’s cool”. Because she doesn’t know anything about anything and is a total personality blackhole. Mike thinks that this is going to be a success. Keep promoting this fucking bullshit. When do you think it’s going to take off? When she’s 50? 60?

    6:15 – Some guy says that he sold his video game collection and just emulates everything. You want to know what Erin said? You’ll never guess.

    “That’s cool.”

    Is it? Why is it cool, Erin? You don’t have an opinion on this? Can you expand at all on why you find this so cool? It’s not really a comment that warrants, “That’s cool”, is it? People have opinions on emulation. You might say, “Yeah, I can see that. Collections take up a lot of space and if you can just play everything through emulation, why bother?” Or you could say, “I could never do that. I love my video game collection. It has a lot of sentimental value.”

    No. “That’s cool. Moving on. Who else can I say ‘That’s cool’ to?”

    Fucking empty-headed fraud bitch.

    6:45 – “Thanks for hanging out, Joe.”

    Joe from Game Sack, I guess. Well, he finished pretty quickly. Under seven minutes. That’s all he needed. He must have been ready to go. He was warming up with pictures of Newt’s cock.

    9:30 – A horntard asks what Erin’s favourite childhood cereal was. Erin says, “When I was a kid, I didn’t like sugary cereals.”

    Of course you didn’t, Erin. You were raised as part of some cruel experiment to see what would happen if a child is raised by two parents who refuse to engage with their child at all.

    Years ago, I saw or read something about an experiment in the 1960s where a couple tried to raise a chimp like they would a human to see if it would behave like a human. As it turned out, no. It behaved like a chimp. Throwing its faeces and biting people’s faces off and whatnot. So the experiment had to be stopped early.

    But no, Erin was raised like that monkey who had a wireframe mother. I’ve talked about this before so you can just check Wikipedia if you don’t get the reference.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow

    9:45 – “I was boring and I liked stuff like Wheaties and Honeynut Cheerios.”

    Indeed, Erin. BORING AS FUCK. Boring child, boring adolescent, boring adult.

    10:45 – Erin says that this fucking horrendous fake tv is using some filter to make it look like it’s curved. “I feel like I’m not going to use this layout because people are like, they just want the gameplay to be as is.”

    DO YOU MEAN CLEAR? YES. THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANT. FUCK THIS DUMB BULLSHIT. YOU WASTED FUCKING BITCH DUO’S PRECIOUS TIME WITH THIS “CUTE” IDIOCY.

    I’m turning this off. I made it to 12:45. It’s boring as fucking shit and I can’t see anything.

    • “Heo Erin. This looks fine on my phone. 8-bit graphics dont need to be huge, do they? There is nothing to see. They benefit – as i feel nearly all graphics everywhere do – from being made smaller. Everything looks better and more defined.”

    Holy shit. Imagine watching this on a phone. You’d need a magnifying glass. But this fucking jackass is trying to get a date with this. By complimenting her fucking idiotic border.

    • “Pennsylvania girll..howdy neighbor”

    https://www.youtube.com/@kuruptein/videos

    There’s Kuruptein’s channel. This is a woman?

    No. He’s not even pretending to be a woman. I thought it was some weird “trans” thing. It’s just a giant nerd who was referring to Erin as a “girl”. You know, this 40 year old “girl”.

    I’m not saying that this guy is retarded but there’s definitely something off with him.

    Here he is proposing to his girlfriend. I’ll be kind and not mention her weight.

    But two real…eugh…two people who perhaps should not be procreating.

    And he’s skateboarding and he has braces and he has a child-like fascination with old video games. How old is this guy? There’s something off about all of this.

    Anyway, these are Erin’s fans. People who…aren’t quite right all the way up to clear retards.

  • Monster fest mania Con wrap up

    0:00 – Starts with Newt and Miss Crack Addict. She is awful. Absolutely fucking horrendous.

    0:30 – Newt turns the camera around to show a fat got chick in some kind of vampire costume who clearly does not want to be filmed.

    0:45 –

    Miss Crack Addict: Everybody is excited about the new projects that we have coming up.

    Newt: You don’t have to sell them.

    Even Newt recognises that this woman is awful. She’s fake. She’s delusional. She’s a total narcissist. But she has red hair and he’s trying to piss off Horseface.

    1:00 – Miss Crack Addict starts listing the projects that she’s apparently involved in. “There’s Vanpire, and Jawsferatsu, Late Fees, Mars Versus Cheerleaders.”

    Jawsferatsu is better known as Shark Vampire, by the way. But this is all trash. Trash that’s probably never going to get made and even if it does, nobody’s going to watch it.

    1:30 – Some total nerd in a helium voice approaches the table and says, “When are you going to get more DVDs?”

    2:45 – Some middle aged loser approaches and…I don’t know…does some gang shit. He’s representing the Akron Ohio…fucking Almighty Gaylords, I think.

    3:15 – This guy’s fat girlfriend says that Florida Man is awesome and she can’t wait for the colour version.

    So some guy left a comment on the blog recently saying that the comic is just a Xeroxed black and white version of the comic. He was apparently right. How would he know? There must be somebody in Newt’s inner circle leaving these comments. Maybe it’s PVC Bondage Guy.

    Newt says, “It’s so cool to be around other friendly, positive people.”

    Delusional people, Newt. That’s what you’re talking about. This is why he surrounds himself with the mentally ill. He can’t face reality.

    I’m positive about positive things. I don’t go around saying that everything sucks dick. But Newt and every single one of his projects suck dick. That’s not being negative. That’s me living in reality.

    3:45 – Miss Crack Addict tells this helium-voiced nerd that she has Paypal. He apparently wants to give her money for…what? Porn? Nothing? I don’t know.

    Newt then says, “If you would like to send Madilyn money because she’s beautiful…”

    Then Miss Crack Addict asks if she can show the QR code where you can send her money.

    4:00 – She shows the code and says, “Send me money. I need booze for tonight…maybe an upgrade to a jacuzzi in my hotel.”

    I don’t want to be hyperbolic here but is it possible that Newt found somebody even more off-putting and disgusting than Crystal “Horseface” Quin herself? Miss Crack Addict is constantly talking about herself, constantly talking about porn, and constantly talking about how you should send her money. Get a job, you old fucking crack-addicted whore. Have you considered that?

    Then we immediately cut to PVC Bondage Guy. And Miss Crack Addict is out of the picture. It seems to me that PVC Bondage Guy doesn’t like interacting with Miss Crack Addict. If this is the case, PVC Bondage Guy, I am with you 100 per cent and I share your dream that Miss Crack Addict is soon found in an inner city dumpster so horribly disfigured that she can only be identified by dental records.

    PVC Bondage Guy is wearing fucking prostitute gear. How did she even get in dressed like that? And she’s taken like a dozen Somas. I don’t think that she even knows where she’s at. Nevertheless, what a breath of fresh air to see this man/woman. Anything to get away from fucking Miss Crack Addict.

    4:45 – Newt says, “You’ve been walking around hanging out with fans of the show. Followers of the show.”

    It’s preposterous. Newt. You have no fans. Zero. I mean, what the fuck? Horndog? The handful of ladyboys? Who the fuck is living in the Akron, Ohio area and went out specifically to see Newt Wallen and his mentally ill hos? NOBODY. Nobody is doing that.

    This video is at 282 views now. I don’t quite know how Youtube counts views. If the same person visits, does it count as another view?

    Because I’m thinking for blog posts that get a few comments, I’ll get like 150 views after a couple of days. For posts that don’t get comments, I get about 100 views. I suspect that the counter on the blog counts views even if it’s the same person. So blog posts that get more comments get more views because it’s the same people going back to check the comments. But 100 views on the posts that don’t get comments seems to suggest that it’s 100 different people because not many people are going to go back and read the same article.

    So my point is that the blog isn’t far off in popularity from Newt’s Youtube channel. And never in a million years would I say, “Boy, I can’t wait to go to this nerd convention in small town America and see all of my fans. You know, Anonymous from Brazil and Anonymous in Japan and Baron from Mexico (god bless that guy for using a name), and Anonymous from Pennsylvania and even Anonymous from Colorado who leaves a comment now and again. It’s going to be so awesome to meet my fans.”

    Fucking none of these people would be there. I’d be completely delusional to think that they would be. But here we have Newt, similar level of fame (at least judging by view numbers) thinking that he has fans in attendance at this nerd convention in Akron, Ohio.

    Half the people who come to the blog are the people who I write about. Well, maybe they would attend. I bet PVC Bondage Guy would take another day off from work to be there. We could talk about our shared passion for Rammstein and the German language and spectacles and 1990s professional wrestling and good mental health and “hook stuff”. Just a couple of dudes hanging out, you know.

    6:00 – Quick shot of the Shark Vampire puppet that Newt says people have been taking pictures with. Oh sure. Everybody loves Shark Vampire.

    7:30 – Newt talking about sex with these two skanks again. Fuck off. Jesus fucking Christ. Change the fucking record.

    7:45 – Newt shows one of his “fans”. It’s a guy who’s literally 400 pounds and has a giant beard.

    8:15 – Miss Crack Addict is talking about how Jackie Chin is at this nerd convention. Newt has no idea who this is. Like the rest of humanity. Jackie Chin’s family doesn’t know who Jackie Chin is. But Miss Crack Addict is talking about him/her like s/he’s some big time Hollywood producer.

    https://www.facebook.com/JackieChinMedium/

    We’re supposed to know who this is. The producer of Zombiepalooza Radio Live. And if you were expecting an Asian woman, think again. It’s a middle aged fat white woman with no fucking job.

    Jackie Chin. Fuck off with your intentionally misleading name. And her Twitter has a picture of an Asian guy as her profile so this definitely isn’t an accident.

    9:00 – Newt says that at the nerd convention in Pennsylvania, nobody gave a shit about them. But he’s huge in Ohio. That’s what he wants us to believe.

    9:15 – Miss Crack Addict shows off her dress. We’re supposed to be jerking off to this. I mean…does anyone have a crack whore fetish? I don’t think so.

    9:45 – Some gay, possibly Jewish guy, starts promoting a game or…something. I can’t hear what he’s saying.

    Miss Crack Addict tells him that she wants to be in a video game. The faggot agrees.

    You know, a prostitute simulator would probably do well as a video game. I think just about any profession would do well as a simulator.

    I mean, you have Truck Simulator, there are farm simulators. Some people say those games are boring but other people are really into them.

    I think that this concept can be expanded to anything. Post office worker simulator. People come in and they have different packages that they want to ship. You have to weigh them, ask them what kind of postage they want, if they want any add ons like tracking or signed on delivery. You have to make sure that you charge the right amount. You have to organise the packages. You have to have them ready for when the postman arrives. There’s probably admin stuff you have to do. Making invoices and whatnot. I think it would be interesting. It would be similar to that game Papers, Please, which I enjoyed.

    A lot of the building trades would be cool. Maybe more complicated but it can surely be done. A plumbing simulator would be huge if it’s done with the proper care. There’s a leaky toilet, for example, and you have to figure out how to fix it. You have use the right tools on the right area. Whatever. I don’t want to give away my million dollar ideas. I’m full of ideas. You might even say that I’m The Ideas Man.

    10:15 – Anyway, I have to turn this video off now. I cannot stand this woman and this fucking possible Jew is annoying the fuck out of me too.

    What about a Schutzstaffel simulator? Oh, it would fucking be massive. Think of the publicity that thing would get. It’s not something that Steam or any mainstream platform would allow but you can release something like that independently and just rake in the cash. There would be so much outrage over the game that people would just go to your website to buy the game.

    I read a book called…what was it…Ordinary Men: Reserve Police Battalion 101. It was some sort of guard unit in Nazi occupied Poland. And it was comprised of like middle aged Polish men. They were responsible for rounding up Jews and executing them.

    Now, I’m not saying that it would be the most morally upright simulator but it would be HUGE if somebody did this game right. Not some shitty indie thing but either a studio or a really dedicated and talented individual. Make it as realistic as possible. Attention to detail. Not just about shooting people, but keeping ledgers and whatever.

    It would be similar to that JFK assassination game that they had. I played that game loads, as disappointing as it was, as laggy as fuck as it was on my computer at the time. Not because I’m psychotic but it was just interesting. It’s a historical thing, I guess.

    Anyway, that game garnered a lot of controversy but I’m sure it made money.

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  • Schlock And Awe Films hotel room stream – Newt Wallen

    It’s Newt, this crack addict, and later PVC Bondage Guy joins them. They’re in Ohio for some nerd convention.

    What’s the job situation like in the US now? Because no fucking way would I be able to take days off from work to attend nerd conventions when I was working there. I was sick so stayed home for one day and when I went back, I got some kind of demerits because I took a “sick day” instead of a “personal day”. Because I was working there for less than six months, I didn’t have any “sick days”. But I had like three “personal days”. So I said, “Can you just make it a personal day then?” No. Because I called in and said that I was sick, it was down as a sick day and couldn’t be changed and I got some fucking demerit for it.

    I’m not sure if the concept of “sick days” exists in the UK. I don’t think it does. If you’re sick, you just stay home. There’s no limit to how many you can use. I’ve worked in some real shitholes in the UK but I never worked anywhere that gave you “demerits”. I never worked anywhere that threatened to fire you if you were sick or were wearing the wrong colour socks or any of this shit that I did experience, on a regular basis, in the US.

    But now I don’t know. Because the crack addict is just a prostitute. She can take whatever days off. She’s her own boss, I guess. Well, maybe she has a pimp. And MAYBE Newt can get some leeway on days off because he’s in middle management.

    But PVC Bondage Guy? Working in a bowling alley? How can she take days off to go to a nerd convention? And on a weekend? Saturday is surely the busiest day down at the bowling alley.

    Wow. The bowling alley I went to as a kid still exists. I’m astonished. Good reviews on Google. Still seems to be a happening place for young and old. They have a bar there. You can get pizza. Parties. League nights. Pro shop. They had a little arcade when I was a kid. I don’t know if they still do. Probably not.

    Prices vary depending on the day and time but the average is about $5 a game. That seems eminently reasonable to me.

    0:30 – Crack addict yells at Newt to fix the phone orientation. VERY off-putting, Miss Crack Addict. This is not a personality that people want to listen to.

    That’s her name now. I just solved my dilemma with what to call this woman. Miss Crack Addict it is.

    The chat isn’t available for this video. Newt didn’t put it up for some reason. Maybe people were leaving negative comments about Miss Crack Addict. From what they’re reading so far, a lot of people don’t seem to be digging her.

    5:30 – Newt tells a story about how he needs a room with a double bed. For…I guess PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict? The three of them? And they seem to be staying in a really cheap hotel.

    Newt is just droning on about Ohio and…whatever…robots or some shit. In this sleazy hotel.

    You know, I’m reminded that I will never go back to the US again. I was planning on trying to get a job there but that fell through so now I have no reason to ever go there. It’s a refreshing feeling.

    11:00 – Newt makes a comment about being in a shady hotel and what could be better. Something. I don’t know. And Miss Crack Addict says, “I’ll play the part but you have to pay me.”

    That’s exactly what this is. It’s a prostitute hanging out with Newt for money.

    11:15 – Horseface reference. Newt says that Miss Crack Addict isn’t as famous as Horseface but “We’re getting there.” Everything that Newt does is to get back at Horseface. And Horseface is famous? In what universe?

    12:30 – Newt starts listing his “friends” who do porn. Nadia White and some guy. Miss Crack Addict also claims to have friends in porn. This is so fucking desperate and pathetic. Miss Crack Addict also keeps suggesting that she does porn. Like we’re supposed to be turned on by this. I’m revolted by it.

    15:30 – Miss Crack Addict says that she goes on dating sites to market her porn or…something. THIS IS TRASH. SHE’S TRASH. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THIS. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. THIS IS GROSS. SHE’S DISGUSTING AND STUPID. WHAT AREN’T YOU GETTING, NEWT?

    This is absolutely insufferable. I’m skipping ahead to when PVC Bondage Guy joins. Maybe PVC Bondage Guy will put this obnoxious bitch in her place.

    36:00 – PVC Bondage Guy is angry and says, “I kind of expected you guys to wake me up for this.” News cowers and says, “We tried but you were out.”

    What substances must PVC Bondage Guy be on that she can’t be woken up?

    She sits down and she’s wearing…what the fuck…some prostitute outfit. It’s just some straps of clothing. Miss Crack Addict says “beware the nips” and suggests that her tits are almost out.

    PVC Bondage Guy is definitely on something. She sounds like she’s dying. I’ve never been anywhere near this tired. She’s also really angry at everyone.

    They’re talking about wrestling. Fuck this. Skipping ahead.

    1:50:00 – Newt says that he’s going to get “pegged” by PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict and he’s going to put this on OnlyFans.

    I’m done. This is boring. This all boring as fuck. Newt. We get it. You fuck drug addicted prostitutes. Good for you. I don’t give a shit.

    I had a roommate from Poland. He was in his mid 20s. This was years ago. I was in my late 20s. And he showed me a picture of his ex-girlfriend. Real smokeshow, to quote Kris Glavin. I said, “Why did you stop seeing each other?” He said, “It’s in the past.” He wasn’t a good looking guy, by the way.

    So he would go to prostitutes. Regularly. And he thought that this made him some kind of a lady’s man. No. Dude. You’re paying for this. This doesn’t make you a lady’s man. It makes you pathetic. The girl from Poland that he showed was probably a prostitute too.

    Anyway, that’s Newt and his complete and utter lack of ideas. We’ve heard about tits. We’ve heard about gore. What else have you got, Newt? Anything? No. Nothing. Newt “Completely Bereft of Ideas” Wallen.

    Oh, and interestingly, PVC Bondage Guy and Miss Crack Addict never appeared on screen together during this video that was over two hours. When PVC Bondage Guy came in, Miss Crack Addict left. And PVC Bondage Guy, from the short amount that I’ve watched, seemed annoyed, rightly, with Miss Crack Addict.

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