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NEWTrition Review : Pickle cotton candy – Newt Wallen
This was posted five days ago? Time really flies.
So Newt was promoting this video…nearly a week ago, apparently. PVC Bondage Guy was too. It was a big secret. They couldn’t talk about it. We just had to wait to watch the video. What do you think is going to happen? My guess: Newt won’t care much for the product. It’s called Pickle Cotton Candy, after all.
0:00 – “Extra Newtrician. Metz is dressed like a 90s superhero.”
Well…I was thinking prostitute but whatever.
0:30 – Somebody left this product at PVC Bondage Guy’s workplace.
2:00 – Newt mistakenly says “Bootsy Beats” and then says “That’s the dude who never got paid by Screenwave.”
I believe that this pre-dates Screenwave. It was James Rolfe and/or Mike Matei who didn’t pay.
By the way, I was right. Newt didn’t care much for the product. Nor does PVC Bondage Guy.
2:15 – PVC Bondage Guy really struggles to eat this stuff and you have to wonder what other stuff has been in her mouth that has been far more revolting than this pickle-flavoured cotton candy. Why is this cotton candy the stuff that puts her over the edge? Blood? Ass? I’m going to guess urine. No problem. But cotton candy? That’s a step too far.
Some horntard in the comments says that PVC Bondage Guy’s dress is “cool”. Newt replies, “I was distracted a lot while they wore it.”
Uh huh. “They”. Newt will buy into anything if it means he might have sex.
Oh no. I have to pad this out.
Bad food…well, I can talk about my mother’s shit cooking when I was a child. She made a dish that I called “puke soup” but actually it was more of a stew. Beef stew, in fact. But because she was so…I don’t even think it’s a language problem. She spoke English fluently. She was just lazy and didn’t care about communicating with her children. So she never bothered to use the phrase “beef stew”. She just said “soup.” “We’re having soup”. When she said that, she was talking about beef stew.
“Meat” was another common meal that we had in our home. “What are we having?” “Meat.” You want to specificy at all? No. Just “meat”. Sometimes she’d mix it up by saying, “Meat and potatoes.”
Everything she did was a really basic recipe. There wasn’t much food from the old country like so many immigrant parents like to prepare. This was food from those spice packets that you get at the grocery store. And TV Dinners. She was big on TV Dinners. “Why are we always eating these TV Dinners? Are we poor?” “No. Rich people eat TV Dinners. These are expensive.”
She was lazy. She didn’t want to do anything. She didn’t want to eat into the 10 hours a day that she would watch trash talk shows. So this is what we would get.
So puke soup. It was beef, potatoes, and carrots in a tan sauce. And it would be served on plates. Not bowls like stews or soups tend to be served in. So this disgusting mess would just run all over.
When I was really young, she would mash it up for me because that was the only way that I would eat this shit. So it’s just this mashed up pile of mystery food.
And however it was eaten, mashed or unmashed, the main ingredient was salt and pepper. This is how everybody ate it. You loaded that shit up with salt and pepper. It was the only way to make it palatable.
I complained every single time that that meal was served. Rightly. What the fuck is this? What kind of meal requires loading it up with salt and pepper? If the dish requires more salt and/or pepper, put the salt and pepper into the dish WHILE YOU’RE COOKING IT.
But there is no dish that should require the vast amounts of salt and pepper that were used here. People knew the links between salt intake and heart disease in the 1980s and 1990s. There’s no excuse for this.
And just as a culinary fact, if the dish was any good it wouldn’t require vast amounts of salt and pepper. Make something good and then you won’t need to pile salt and pepper on it.
Look up any beef stew recipe and show me where it says, “Serve with copious amounts of salt and pepper.” It’s ridiculous. Why did my father not say anything? He just sat there and ate it. But he must have known that this was insane. This is not how food is prepared.
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Get Ready for a Trivia Adventure with Reset n’ Zap! – Zap Cristal
Mike Matei will sometimes play a hack or homebrew or whatever and talk about how he’s probably the only person on earth who ever got this far into the game. He’s said this numerous times. He obviously finds it interesting. And it is interesting. Somebody made a game, they obviously spent a long time making the game, and then you’re the only person who has ever taken the time to play the game for this length of time.
I feel the same way about the Zap Cristal n’ (sic) Mr Wright Way II podcast. I’m the only one watching this shit. I’m like the explorers of old but the territory that I’m charting is the deepest depths of unwatchable shit. Maybe I’m going to discover something interesting. That would be a welcome change. Or maybe it’s just all shit. But it’s shit that nobody is watching but me. I’m the only person on earth to ever experience this podcast.
1:00 – Zap says that they’re going to inter-VIEW each other. Weird pronunciation of “interview”. Emphasis on the “view”.
1:15 – “I came up with the idea that is detrimental to you keeping your job as co-host.”
I…don’t think that Zap used the right word here. I think she meant more like…I don’t know…”essential”? “Mandatory”? It definitely wasn’t “detrimental” in any event.
They’re going to ask each other ten questions each. Eugh. This is death.
2:45 – Zap’s first question to Mr Wright Way II is, “Did you always want to become an independent artist?”
Eugh…let’s hear him out. Maybe he can make something of this shit question.
Oh fuck. He’s not. He’s just talking about music. I thought that maybe he would have talked about other jobs that he wanted to do. Like as a kid. Maybe, I don’t know, a fireman? Garbageman? Something? Anything?
No. It was always music with this guy.
I’m losing the will to live. He’s still talking. He says that he wrote poetry. He took a poetry class. He considered himself a poet. And this turned into rap, of course. He’s a poet of the streets as they say. Go fuck yourself.
6:00 – He gives a sample of a song that he wrote in middle school. The lyrics are “I will always love you from the bottom of my heart” repeated indefinetly. Oh my fucking god. Come on. Just end the answer, please.
7:30 – Now it’s Mr Wright Way II’s turn to ask a question. “You’ve talked a lot about moving from Puerto Rico to the US but what I’ve never actually axed (sic) you and what I’m interested in getting to know is what was the biggest adjustment you had to make living in Puerto Rico to living in the US?”
“Change of customs and traditions” is Zap’s answer. OH COME ON. I’m trying really hard to get through this. Can ANYONE provide an interesting question OR answer?
Zap gives the example of people hugging people and giving a kiss on the cheek in Puerto Rico. She says that it’s similar in Europe.
Let me tell you that it absolutely is not. I don’t know how those homos operate in France but in the UK, definitely not. Northern Europe, same deal. They give handshakes to family in Northern Europe.
It’s just how it is. There’s a wide range of customs throughout Europe. Try to kiss a stranger on the cheek in Scotland and see how many teeth you walk away with. It’s the same as in the US. They’d think that you’re fucking gay. Probably rightly.
10:45 – She mentions needing to call people “sir” and “ma’am”. That’s true. There’s a lot of that false civility in the US. But not much of the real civility.
They have false civility in the UK as well but they don’t call anyone “sir” or “ma’am”. It’s manifested differently.
12:00 – Now it’s Zap’s turn to ask a question. You better bring the goods Zap because if this sucks dick, I’m stopping the video.
“What are the challenges you face within your niche?”
This could not have been a bigger fail of a question. Totally done.
(In case the reference isn’t clear, Bret Hart says, “Booker T, let me axe you a question.” He used this line a number of times with Booker T. I was looking for the particular clip where it’s the two of them and Bret says, “Let me axe you a question” and Booker T just nods and says, “Alright” but I couldn’t find it.)
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WORST TurboGrafx-16 Game of All time (China Warrior) – John Riggs
I spoiled his clickbait title for you.
0:00 – He says that he had a TurboGrafx 16 when it came out. He says that he had China Warrior. And yet wait for this completely ignornant “review”.
I also had a TurboGrafx 16 and China Warrior. The game isn’t good but I played it extensively because, like most people, I didn’t have many games.
Worst TurboGrafx game ever? Umm…maybe? Let me look at the list of games.
Oh, Somer Assault. I had that game. You play as a slinky that shoots and your enemies are based on the Zodiac symbols. That might be worse. Awkward controls. Stupid theme.
I think that Andre Panza Kick Boxing is bad.
Champions Forever Boxing sucked dick. But worse than China Warrior? I think that one can argue but I’d say no.
I bet a lot of these Japanese games are shit. I mean, a lot of the American releases are shit. But worse than China Warrior is what we’re looking for.
I don’t know. So maybe it’s the worst but there are plenty of other bad games for the system. And even if it is the worst, it’s eminently playable.
1:15 – The gameplay begins. He’s awful at the game. Clearly has…I mean…I’m going to say that he’s barely played this. You can’t be this bad at the game if you’ve played it before. He doesn’t even know the controls. And there are only two buttons.
1:45 – “You’re constantly moving forward.”
Yeah. That’s the game. If you moved right to move forward, it would have changed how the game works.
2:00 – “You have a punch button, you have a kick button, but why do you need both?”
Some enemies can only be reached by the punch. And I think you get more points by punching. Next question, John Riggs.
“You can duck and and punch but you can’t duck and kick.”
He just got done complaining about having both a punch and a kick button (which is an absurd complaint) and then he makes the complete opposite that you CAN’T both punch and kick when you’re crouching.
“And you can jump and kick but you can’t jump and punch.”
The vast majority of games only have kicking as an option when you’re jumping. Do people jump and punch in real life? In karate or taekwondo or, I would assume, kungfu (which this game is based on) there’s jumping and kicking. There is NO jumping and punching. Human physiology prevents the effectiveness of jumping and punching whereas jumping and kicking can be effective.
2:30 – He runs into a boulder that bounces along the ground and then says “Oh, that’s right. I can’t just stop the boulder. I can’t just step to the side.”
Well, no shit. You’re supposed to jump over it. Obviously. Why would ducking get you past a boulder that’s coming at you at waist-level and clearly small enough to jump over?
2:45 – He describes an item that gives you health back as “breakfast cereal”. It’s tea, you fucking imbecile. How do I know that it’s tea? Because I played the fucking game. I read the manual. It’s tea. I haven’t played the game in over 20 years and I still know this.
He doesn’t know what it does either. And he missed it so he’ll never know. If he played the game before, he would know what it does.
3:15 – He keeps trying to jump kick the first boss. You can’t jump kick any of the bosses. The boss fights have weird controls, as all of the game has, and you just have to figure out what to do with each boss. I think on the first one, it’s just stand in front of him and keep kicking.
3:45 – “Now that the sun has set on this industrial setting.”
After you beat each boss, the background changes so that it looks later in the day. So the sun sets. This obviously surprised John Riggs because he never played this before. He clearly knows nothing about the game.
But how on earth is this an “industrial setting”? Those are mountains in the background. You’re out in some nature area. What about this is industrial?
Indeed, the game takes place in pre-industrial China. There is nothing remotely industrial about any of this.
4:00 – Then he dies because he sucks dick and the video ends. “Of all the great games on the TurboGrafx 16, this was one of them.”
So it was a great game? Couldn’t be bothered to edit that attempt at comedy out.
Oh wow. According to Wikipedia, there was Japan-only remake on the PS2 with different graphics and gameplay. Let me see if there’s footage of that.
Not that I’m seeing. Maybe some lost media that Bobdunga can uncover.
About 30 people in the comments mention Darkwing Duck as worse. I really doubt it. Let me look at gameplay.
Oh, I think they’re just mentioning it because it was an AVGN episode. Fucking pathetic.
It looks bad but not on the level of China Warrior.
So that’s John Riggs talking out of his ass, trying to get another low-effort video out there to make a few pennies.
What’s the monetisation situation with video length? There was some reason why people used to try to make videos at least ten minutes long. You couldn’t monetise them if they were shorter than that or you were paid at a lower rate or something.
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Erin’s Extremely Short List of *Nostalgia*
She re-tweeted this recently. She tweeted this same fucking commercial within the last six months. We get it. You remember this commercial. Good for you.
Is she just seeking this stuff out? She’s looking for the same commercial over and over and over again?
Then you scan through her other recent tweets. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castlevania, Disney shit, Weezer, I have to imagine that Britney Spears is somewhere.
It’s the same handful of shit every fucking time. Can you come up with some new *nostalgia*? Let’s hear about a DIFFERENT local commercial that you enjoyed.
I’m not saying that I don’t repeat stuff. I’m not saying that I didn’t tell the story about my friend breaking Quest for Glory II half a dozen times on this blog. But I try to keep it fresh.
Obviously, there’s a limit to how much stuff you can talk about from childhood. Especially when you haven’t done much, as I haven’t, and as Erin hasn’t. But if you really search your memory banks, I’m sure that you can come up with something new.
Here’s a new one from me. In about the fifth grade, a kid of Middle Eastern descent moved to our town and went to our school. He was pretty dumb. Didn’t do well in school. Actually, I don’t know if he was dumb but he didn’t do well in school. This was the only Middle Eastern person I’ve ever seen in that town, before or since.
His mother was a lawyer. I don’t know where his dad was. But the fact that his mother was a lawyer suggests to me that he wasn’t stupid. And he didn’t seem stupid. I talked to him. He was a pleasant guy. But his mother seemed to be…absent. I suspect that neglect was the reason for his poor performance in school.
She came in to do a talk one day. She was a really arrogant woman, talking about how she never lost a case and whatnot. Enjoyed listening to the sound of her own voice. And she didn’t have a headscarf or anything like that. And she seemed to be an American. So I don’t know where these people came from. They were definitely of Middle Eastern descent and they all had Middle Eastern names, first and last names. So that suggests recent immigrants but…I think that they were both born in the US. I don’t know. Maybe the mother wasn’t but she sounded American to me. Could just be that she’s lived in the US for a considerable amount of time. But then she became a lawyer? I don’t know.
Anyway, this guy hung out with the dummies and the dummies tended to be bullies. And they would even bully him on a semi-regular basis. But that was the group that he was in. Probably a racial element to this too. Almost everyone in my school was white.
He claimed that his cousin would give him steroids. So this became the source of much merriment for the remaining three years of grade school. He was given the imaginative nickname of “Steroids”.
Was his cousin actually giving him steroids? I don’t know. Maybe? It seemed like a troubled family. But he mentioned this steroids thing as a way to try to intimate people and it absolutely did not have the desired effect.
We were also in the 8th grade school play together. Everybody was required to be in the play. We were both winged monkeys. He rarely came to rehearsals so the teacher eventually told him not to come any more. It was just another example of his neglect from his mother. Somebody asked why he was cut from the play and the teacher said, “Because he didn’t do jack.” That kind of almost-profanity was scandalous to our ears. Also, it was a woman so particularly unusual.
But I wish somebody would have told me that that was an option. Because as far as I was aware, we were all required to be in this embarassing play. I didn’t want to fucking do this. But whatever.
I remember another school play, this must have been in the second or third grade, where we had to sing Beatles songs. “She Loves You” and whatnot. Totally inappropriate songs for our age, but the music teacher (some hippie lady) obviously liked the Beatles and this is how it work. Whatever “popular” music you’re playing in band, for example, is the music that your band teacher enjoyed as a teenager. So fucking Beach Boys and shit, in my case.
So anyway, NOBODY wanted to sing this shit. The guys, anyway. So our normal teacher came in to speak to us. Actually, now that I think of it, this must have been the fourth grade. She came in and said, “I know that you’re embarassed to sing and you’re afraid that you’re going to look foolish, but if you don’t sing, you’re going to look even more foolish.”
I suppose that it’s true. But here’s a third option: how about I just don’t show up? Because I don’t want to fucking be here singing love songs from the 1960s to an auditorium of bored parents. Why is this compulsory?
Why should ritual humiliation be a required part of education? If somebody came to me as an adult and said, “We’d like you to get on stage and sing 1960s love songs to bored parents” I’d tell them to fuck off. There’s absolutely no chance that I’m doing that. But because you’re a student, you have to do it. Why? You don’t have rights as a student?
And we were doing all of that for free. Who works for free? “We want you to appear in this play, put hundreds of hours into rehearsals, and do it all for no remuneration.” Umm…no, I’m not doing that. Get the fuck out of here.
The day of the play arrives. It’s like a duet. The girls excitedly sing “She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah”. Or maybe they changed it to “He” to make it not gay, I don’t remember. Then the boys really, really, REALLY reluctantly sing, “She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah.” And the audience of bored parents all laugh.
This was all a setup. We were set up to fail. Anyone with a brain knows that fourth grade boys do not want to sing 1960s love songs TO THEIR PARENTS. It’s emasculating bullshit.
The music teacher knew it. Our normal teacher knew it. The principal must have known it. These songs were wholly inappropriate and humiliating. What was gained from any of that? Did we have a better appreciation for music or theatre? No. To the contrary. Music and theatre are things to be avoided at all costs. They’re painful and humiliating.
Anyway, fast-forward to the summer after 8th grade. I’m going to summer school with this Middle Eastern guy. Summer school for high school. Before high school officially began. That whole steroids stuff is forgotten. It’s a new school. New beginning. Nobody knows about that steroids shit.
He lived near to me so we’d walk home from the bus together. I went to his house once. There were a couple of small dogs in cages. It was pretty depressing.
He tells me that his cousin can get me a pot plant. I tell him that I’m alright for pot plants.
So I’m talking to another guy who I went to grade school with and is also going to this summer school. I tell him about this pot plant discussion and we all have a good laugh about it. Then the guy says, “Tell him that I want a pot plant.” So I said okay.
Next day, I’m talking to this Middle Eastern guy and tell him about this mutual former classmate of ours who wants a pot plant. So he says, “Fuck him. You know what I’d do? I’d give him the plant and then kick his ass and take it back.”
So I relayed the message back to this other guy and we laughed about it.
Is this even how it works? You can get little individual pot plants? And do what? Just keep it as like a houseplant?
So yeah. How do you guys like that Education Connection commercial? Pretty funny, right?
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Steam demos, Quest for Glory 2, Sovereign Syndicate, Black Skylands and more – Cannot be Tamed
Whoa. Pam’s got the melons out on full display for this one. Views must be absolutely tanking.
That midlife crisis tattoo is horrible. Come on, Pam. Use your fucking head. Plenty of horntards told you not to do it and you blocked them all.
0:45 – She talks about the revival of her podcast Media Mavens aka Harpie Mavens. We’re on tenterhooks here, Pam. We love your podcast with Pele so much and we want more. Thank fuck that she’s bringing Harpie Mavens back. You guys like podcasts about Pam’s idea of feminism, right? Then Harpie Mavens is for you. It’s going to set the internet on fire.
Oh what. Then a voiceover says that she meant Point & Drink Adventure (her podcast with Pele), not Harpie Mavens. What a tease.
Bring Harpie Mavens back. You can listen to them all here:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/media-mavens/id1099848308
I have all 65 episodes downloaded and I listen to them whenever I’m feeling too masculine. Pam and her ex-girlfriend Riley really know how to talk about how awful men are.
1:15 – “I went on a rant against…cozy games. So if that sounds interesting to you…”
It sounds interesting to NOBODY, Pam. NOBODY. What is she even talking about? “Cozy games”? Is that the name of a developer or…is she talking about…like some dumb genre of games? I don’t care either way. I don’t care at all. Talk about something important or interesting in some way. A rant about video games? Come on. I’m not 10 years old and neither are you. Let’s have a discussion about something that semi-intelligent adults can enjoy.
1:30 – “I keep on creeping up closer and closer to 100,000 subscribers.”
That’s why she has her tits on display. She really wants that 100,000. Maybe if she promises to actually get them out, she’ll reach that milestone sooner.
1:45 – “If you know of anybody who might like my channel…”
There’s no such person. It’s awful. It’s a terrible channel. She’s a personality blackhole.
2:00 – The shoot oot is back. Holy shit. It’s called NoCaps. It’s just a woman talking over video game footage. She doesn’t appear on camera. What the hell? I can’t jerk off to this.
Then Pam talks about some games that she played this month. Like…a lot of games. I’m only going to listen to her talking about Quest for Glory II because it’s an excuse to tell that story about my friend breaking the game.
13:00 – Wait…what? She’s playing the fan-made remake, not the original game. Fuck this. She’s a part of the problem.
I hated the switch from text parser input to just fucking clicking on everything. That’s brainless. Give me the fucking text parser.
If anything, people should be taking Quest for Glory 3, 4, and 5 and turning them into text parser games. Maybe not 5. Who gives a shit about that rushed piece of crap? But 3 and 4 at least.
It’s a company called AGD Interactive who made these games. They did it for the first three King’s Quest games and also for Quest for Glory II. Those games are free. Then they made a couple of original games and you had to pay for those. I don’t think that they sold ANY. So they gave up. They haven’t updated their website since 2019.
13:15 – Pam says that she didn’t play much Quest for Glory II because of the text parser. YOU’RE A DUMMY, PAM! WHY BOAST ABOUT IT?
14:00 – She complains about navigating the streets being annoying. That was copy protection, you dumb bitch. You needed the printed map that came with the game. And the remake, from what I recall, did something to eliminate this.
So how much have I written so far? That’s a fair amount. Do I need to get into this story? My mother made me loan a game to my friend despite my vociferous protests. It was my favourite game. I had just gotten it. I was huge into the original Quest for Glory and to a lesser extent King’s Quest. Then one day, he returns the game and it doesn’t fucking work. He must have tried to copy it or something and it got fucked up. And he denied that he did it. “It was working when I had it.” So what are you suggesting? That it broke between the time you handed it to me and two minutes later when I put it into my computer?
He was in a really big hurry to leave too. Usually, when he would stop by, he would stay and we’d play computer games or something. This time, he just handed the game off and left immediately.
It’s bullshit. He knew that it was broken.
Well, my mother must have gotten me a replacement. It was her who made me give it to him, after all.
No. Didn’t give a shit.
I didn’t play the game again until many years later when the Quest for Glory Anthology came out, containing Quest for Glory I to IV.
What time frame are we talking about here? Quest for Glory II came out in 1990. I probably got it that year. This was like the only game that I’ve been excited about.
The anthology came out in 1996. It’s possible that I got it that year.
That’s six years. And in that six years, computer capabilities had changed massively. For one thing, there was the shift from disks to CDs.
Also, I changed. I was in like the sixth grade in 1990 and a senior in high school in 1996. So the game didn’t have the same appeal. I still played it. I played it a lot. I played all of the games. I beat all of the games many times. Even the shitty games (the third and fourth games). But how much more magical would it have been if I was playing the game in 1990 when it just came out, when it was fresh, when it was cutting edge, and I was the appropriate age to enjoy it?
That fucking piece of shit took the game from me, despite me crying and begging my mother not to let him do it, then he returns it in a broken state. Doesn’t offer to pay for it. Claims that there’s nothing wrong with it. Who would do that?
If I went to somebody’s house and he’s crying and begging his mother not to let me borrow something, I’d say, “Relax. I don’t want it. It’s okay. I’ve got plenty of other games at home. Don’t worry about it.” I wouldn’t say, “Oh, gee, thanks Mrs (Whoever)! I’ll be sure to break it and then deny responsibility.” Fucking asshole.
Oh, his father died ten years ago. What an asshole that guy was. The asshole apple doesn’t fall far from the asshole tree. I called his house once when I was in like the fifth grade and he answered and said, “He’s not home. What do you want?” I said, “To speak to (whoever)”. He hung up on me.
So I told my mother about it and she said it was a wrong number. No, you dumb “gaslighting” bitch. It was the right number. His father was an asshole. Stop denying reality.
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Newt Talking About Jobs and His Health
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Newt: Let me put this down so everyone can see your outfit.
PVC Bondage Guy: Oh yeah, my glorious outfit.
What the fuck is she wearing? Some kind of dress or top or bondage outfit that shows her underboob.
1:30 – Newt is talking about doing some trivia…thing…in a gay bar? I guess? He’s saying “twinks”. But…Newt is gay. He has sex with PVC Bondage Guy (a man), he shows his penis to Joe from Gamesack (about as manly as PVC Bondage Guy). Anyway, I have no idea what this story is about.
2:30 – They’re talking about the next Newtrician video. I noticed that Newt actually “premieres” these videos. It’s annoying. And these little shitty food review videos? Why? Just post them whenever.
2:45 – PVC Bondage Guy is talking about her outfit. “I found this in the thrift store and I can’t figure out where to wear it.”
The brothel.
3:45 – “I’m in a long argument with my boss about some shit that happened last Sunday night.”
It’s regarding a group who rented the cinema. There was some dispute with his boss. Newt calls him a “dick”.
While all of this is going on, PVC Bondage Guy is eating a big sandwich.
Shouldn’t PVC Bondage Guy be on a strict diet now that she’s doing her wrestling training? All chicken breast.
Oh, Newt says that he’s been going to job interviews as a result of this dispute.
I hear you, Ideas Man. My job is ending (it’s been slowly ending for the past 15 years but I think this is finally it) so I’ve been looking for work. Six months. Nothing. Not a single interview.
So I’m starting to contact people who I know just looking for low-paid remote work. These are clients of mine. I’ve emailed six and one of them said that they might have something and asked when I’m free to come in for an interview. I don’t know why an interview is necessary since they already know me but whatever. They haven’t got back to me but it’s only been a couple of days.
My plan now is to find some remote work, it doesn’t have to be much, and ideally I’d like to find it from more than one person so that I’m not beholden to anyone. Then I’m going to move to Northern Europe. I looked at prices of property and it’s within my budget. Seems a lot cheaper than the UK. I’m finding stuff for β¬20,000. It’s not the Hilton, they’re studio apartments, but β¬20,000 in a major city? You’re not finding a liveable property anywhere in the UK for β¬20,000. I’d be terrified to live anywhere even close to that price in the UK.
So the idea is to find some remote work and then move and then hopefully I can continue doing the remote work. I know a lot of people. I’ve made a lot of connections, despite my complete lack of socialising. I’m a pillar of the community. So I’m hoping I can find something. I only need like two or three people to give me this kind of work and there must be 100 people who I can contact. Big wigs. Captains of industry. See how it goes then.
5:00 – Newt says that he was diagnosed with cancer recently. He got a second opinion that disagreed with that. So he’s getting a third opinion.
I wish the best for Newt but…I don’t know. Because he’s had cancer before. He’s had a lot of health problems. But he’s still a giant asshole. The health problems don’t seem to put things into perspective for him. He doesn’t become a better person when he realises how short life can be.
If Newt died tomorrow, what would anybody say. “There goes that total piece of shit who was awful to everybody he’s ever known”? I’d like to see that obituary.
He’s also talking about his narrow urethra, by the way. Hank Hill style.
I don’t want to know this. Does Joe from Gamesack want to know this? “Let’s hear more intimate details about issues with your penis, Newt.” Is this even erotic to anyone?
Newt doesn’t have insurance because his boss cut the insurance. The US is a real piece of shit country.
Newt is talking about getting a rectal exam and having an extremely swollen prostate. And fucking PVC Bondage Guy is chowing down on her big sandwich like it’s nothing.
Newt talks about some horntard who he met in Ohio, who he had previously talked out of killing himself. The horntard said that he’s making a movie and wants Newt to help. Newt agreed but then the guy stopped replying to Newt’s messages. So Newt is mad about this. He wants to know why this guy would lie about wanting to make a movie and then not following through.
It does look like a good sandwich. Is it Italian beef? They don’t sell Italian beef sandwiches in the UK. I’ve discussed my Italian beef sandwich restaurant idea with my girlfriend. I think it would be hugely popular. And it doesn’t require much. Just buns, slices of beef, pepperoncinis, and gravy.
I’d offer the sandwiches wet or dry. It would blow minds when people are served a sandwich dipped in gravy. The decadence of it. It’s a culinary experience that doesn’t exist in the UK.
And it can all be done fairly cheap. You can rent the tiniest of spaces. In the US, it’s diners that have this sort of food. You don’t even need a seating area. Take out only. People would come in droves to experience this authentic slice of Americana.
American food is never even approaching authentic in the UK. “American restaurants” are all owned by people from Pakistan, so that doesn’t help. I’d be serving the real deal. Wet Italian beef sandwiches. Italian sausage sandwiches too. Oh fuck. Sandwiches with Italian beef AND Italian sausage. It’s a license to print money.
You can sell them for Β£15 each. This is a country where Five Guys sells Β£10 hamburgers. So a big sandwich for Β£15 dripping with gravy is eminently reasonable. And it can’t possibly cost much to make. The bun is 30p, the meat is Β£2, and the pepperoncini is 8p. Wages. Electricity. Rent. I think I can do it.
Back to PVC Bondage Guy stuffing her face with my million dollar idea.
9:15 – Newt says that he’ll keep everyone “abreast” of what’s going on and then points to PVC Bondage Guy’s breasts. What a total piece of shit.
Newt says, “It’s terrifying” and PVC Bondage Guy nods while having a huge chunk of sandwich in her mouth.
“Tell me more about your cancer, Newt. This sandwich is delicious.”
10:30 – Newt asks PVC Bondage Guy about her wrestling. Eugh. Can we get back to the anal cancer, please?
Newt is eating…I don’t know…fries. Oh. Chicken. No, there’s an overabundance of chicken places in the UK. Italian beef is my idea.
14:00 – Some horntard sent PVC Bondage Guy a Valentine’s Day card. She opened it and said that it’s cute. Newt says, “I like the ones that are like ‘butt stuff’”
Uh huh. Scumbag, you say.
18:00 – PVC Bondage Guy is talking about her wrestling shit and he she’s, “Not on the card yet.” Well, no shit. You’ve been “training” for like a month. If that. It’s a fucking joke.
If she’s serious about this, which she obviously isn’t, she should be concentrating on the craft of wrestling. Chain wrestling. The pscyhology of professional wrestling. Building your physique. She just wants to be famous without putting any effort in. No. If you put the effort in, the fame may or may not come. But without the effort, there’s no chance of fame.
23:00 – PVC Bondage Guy offers Newt an assistant manager job at the bowling alley she works at. Well, that’s sweet. PVC Bondage Guy is a nice man/woman. S/he shouldn’t be hanging out with Newt.
33:00 – Newt tells a long Simpsons joke that he stole. The Kid Gorgeous/Kid Presentable thing from when Moe was a boxer.
33:45 – Somebody asks who the worst female wrestler is and PVC Bondage Guy says that she doesn’t know. Because she doesn’t watch wrestling, as she openly admits. She only started watching this shit maybe nine months ago.
38:30 – I’m turning this off. They’ve been talking about Godzilla being “trans” for the past few minutes and PVC Bondage Guy is talking about how “bi” and “trans” she is and it’s really putting me off PVC Bondage Guy. I try to ignore the unpleasant parts of PVC Bondage Guy, of which there are many.
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Meeting the Hottest Retro Gamer (in Tokyo) @DestinyFomo – Destiny Fomo
I don’t know how much of this I’ll be able to watch. I skimmed a bit of it and it’s painful as fuck. It’s some fat, loud, obnoxious American in Tokyo having sex with Madam Fomo for money. So she was there fucking “Kid” Shoryuken and this guy and however many other guys that TuanX had lined up for her.
This guy is disgusting. Just look at the thumbnail.
There’s his Twitter. His description is, “Your hot dad living in Japan. Make Youtube videos about my life here. Love 80’s stuff and motorcycles. Giant man child.”
Complete embarassment. This is textbook guy who can’t get a girlfriend in the US so he goes to Asia. Brings shame to the entire country. This is why people abroad think that Americans are big, loud, fat, pieces of shit.
0:00 – “I just want to give a quick introduction into who Destiny is and how I know her.”
And there are videos of her “try on hauls”. She’s a prostitute and you know her because you’re paying her for sex.
0:15 – “She’s basically a hot chick who loves retro video games.”
Why is she hanging out with you? Explain that part.
0:30 – “She’s also a good friend of MadPanicGaming.”
Is that how he met her? “Kid” Shoryuken aka MadPanicGaming is promoting her to his fellow sexual deviants?
He doesn’t explain how he’s hanging out with her. Obviously. Because he’d have to admit that he’s a john and that Destiny Fomo is a whore. But we all know it, right?
Even if you knew nothing about Madam Fomo, isn’t it obviously just from the fact that she’s hanging out with this gross, fat, degenerate?
1:45 – He’s talking to some other pathetic, loser Americans who are showing off their video game tattoos.
2:45 – Then we see Madam Fomo. How the fuck does she do it? She’s earning this money. She has to fuck THIS guy.
Actually, I don’t think that the fucking is even the worst of it. I think that this is the worst of it. Having to hang out with this obnoxious asshole. At least with the fucking, it’s in private. And with this guy, you know it’s not going to last long. When you’re this fat, you can’t even get an erection.
3:00 – Now there are some obnoxious drunk Japanese guys. God, I can’t do this. This is awful.
I’m stopping here. I’m sure that there are things in here that are interesting from the perspective of documenting the life of a scumbag but I can’t bring myself to watch this cringe bullshit.
People in the comments call this guy “Dad”. He calls them “son”. It’s really creepy.
10:30 – Look at this guy. He’s got to be 400 pounds. It’s absolutely embarrassing.
There’s a video literally called, “Being a Fat Loud American in Aomori Japan” with this same asshole.
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γDEBUT STREAMγ i’m a 2D catgirl now – Retro Ali
I’m not going to rehearse the complete history of Retro Ali. But she used to make Youtube videos and stream on Twitch, then she gained 50 pounds, then she became a “V-tuber”. This is where when you’re too ashamed to appear on camera, you have an anime character represent you.
I fully understand how a normal person would be embarrassed to appear on Youtube videos or Twitch or whatever. Especially when you’re doing something as embarrassing as Retro Ali does. She was known for “reaction” videos where she made a total ass of herself “reacting” to completely mundane stuff. It’s not the kind of thing you want your employer seeing, for example. Or family or friends or potential suitors.
But Ali chose to do this simply because she gained 50 pounds and was embarrassed by the weight gain. And rather than losing the weight or saying, “Fuck it, I don’t care what I look like”, she did this ridiculous thing where she got an anime avatar for the videos.
At least be honest and use a fat anime avatar. No. She’s using a slim anime avatar.
0:00 – “WAHAAHAA I’M SO NERVOUS.”
She is so fucking annoying. She screams constantly. OVER NOTHING.
1:15 – “‘Where are the legs?’ You’ll see them soon.”
Are people actually excited for the “debut” of this anime character? Who gives a shit?
2:15 – She’s slowly doing her “leg debut”. Like we’re supposed to be jacking off to this. Maybe they are. I don’t know. But she’s slowly bringing the “model” onto the screen. “Here are my feet.” This is fucking pathetic.
3:45 – “I feel like I’m baiting you guys. I feel like I should show it all. That sounds so wrong. This is new content.”
This is fucking awful. She’s the worst. She’s the absolute rock bottom, worst person who I’ve ever wrote about. I don’t mean morally wrong, I mean just unbelievably boring, mindless, stupid, and uninteresting. She’s never said a single thing that was even remotely worth listening to.
5:00 – “IS THAT A TAIL?”
She’s screaming again. Her anime avatar has a tail. Because this is what the horny retards are apparently into.
5:15 – “Oh my god, there’s a hole in my jeans. This is so scandalous.”
It’s a fat chick talking about her anime avatar. It’s fucking pathetic.
7:30 – OH MY GOD! SHE HAS A FACE!”
She’s said that about 15 times so far. FUCK. OFF.
8:00 – She says, “We have a Powerpoint” again, at least five times. She’s fucking stupid. She repeats herself CONSTANTLY.
8:45 – “I just showed my body online for views. That sounds wrong.”
Ali, you’re like 180 pounds in real life and nobody is interested. So you’re doing this anime thing. It’s pathetic.
9:30 – She says that there are 69 viewers. I think that this anime shits cost a fair amount of money. You have to hire somebody to draw and animate this. And she’s doing this for 69 viewers at the absolute maximum.
11:45 – “We’re not going to scream this stream for once.”
Eugh.
13:00 – Now she’s doing what she’s described as the “Powerpoint.”
13:45 – This slide gives the sad history of Retro Ali. Started streaming in 2015. And then everything else is just lumped into 2017-2022. I think that in about 2022, she gained 50 pounds. Maybe it was 2021. But she stopped making Youtube videos at that point. And this is when she started with the “V-tubing”.
Her weight gain is not listed here.
15:30 – Next slide. She says, “Why V-tubing, you may ask.”
I know why. You gained 50 pounds. And in case anybody thinks that I’m joking, no. She gained a lot of weight and then started this shit.
When was the first time I mentioned Ali gaining weight? Let’s see if we can pinpoint this.
Possibly here. This was November 2022. But in that article, I kind of mention the weight in passing, like it was already common knowledge. So maybe it’s earlier than that.
16:45 – “The real reason is that I don’t have to bother with the webcam.”
That’s it right here.
She also writes on this slide, “Secretly drives away the creepos that were only interested in my ‘looks’. LUL thank the Lord (hopefully).”
She was perfectly happy courting the horntard market and making her stupid “O” face in every video but then she gained 50 pounds and suddenly she doesn’t like that stuff. No. It’s because the horntards don’t like that stuff from fat chicks. Those are the breaks, Ali. If you can’t keep yourself fit, fuck off. Shaking down retards for pennies is a harsh mistress.
18:15 – “When I started, there was a very small, vocal minority of people who were like, ‘Oh my god. Why don’t you show your face?’”
Why don’t you just tell them the truth, Ali. Fifty pounds. Instead, she tries to shame these guys as perverts. Which I guess they are but they always were. Ali liked it when they were interested in her. Now that they’re not interested, she calls them perverts.
SupaWhatever had a comment in her Discord stating that she wants to be a V-tuber. She asked people if they would still watch.
Same deal. SupaWhatever is a fat chick and she’s self-conscious about it. So instead of losing weight or dealing with your self-esteem issues, just put a fucking anime character there.
It’s the same thing. People are, apparently, jerking off to this anime character. So you’re targetting the exact same market as they always have been: horny retards. But they’re doing it with this pathetic, dishonest anime character now.
18:30 – “Honestly, if you don’t like watching anime girls then why are you watching my stream.”
She knows that they’re there to jerk off. There are guys out there who jerk off to anime girls. Apparently. That’s the only reason why anybody would watch the stream, according to her.
18:45 – Next slide. She’s 28. Wow. Really? Twenty-eight and already ballooned like that.
19:15 – She’s talking about how she moved to Florida. She moved there to work in Disney World.
20:30 – She says that her chair broke on stream. Just insert your own joke here.
21:45 – Next slide. Games she likes. Pokemon. Who cares?
22:45 – Next slide. “Here’s a pie chart from my Discord.” Some stupid joke about how she screams all the time.
23:45 – Next slide. The name of her “community”. It’s the Retro Squad. That must have taken about four seconds to come up with that one.
Is there anybody who actually uses these stupid community names? “Oh, I’m a…member of Riggs Nation.” Nobody does this. It’s just the “Youtubers” themselves with their delusional visions of grandeur.
26:00 – Next slide. Goals. It’s all just about her stupid anime character and getting more followers on Twitch. What about eating right and exercising more?
28:00 – Last slide. The credits for this anime girl.
By the way, Retro Ali killed the merchandise on the blog and told the woman who made the anime characters for the banner that she should sue me. In spite of the fact that I asked the woman if I could use the characters for the merchandise (mugs) and that I’d split the money with her. This was a poor woman from the Philippines and this dumb bitch Retro Ali killed it.
29:30 – Now she showing the anime girl up close. Great to jerk off to. I guess.
31:00 – “I do have a little video that I would like to react to.”
Eugh. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
So she’s going to “react” to footage of old streams that she’s done. She’s compiled this video. So she knows everything that’s in it. And yet, she’s still going to do this fake as fuck “reacting”.
32:30 – “I don’t even understand what I’m saying.”
Exactly. I’ve been saying this for years. That’s what made you Meth Mouth Ali. You can be extremely difficult to understand.
32:45 – “WHAT! I STILL HAVE THAT SHIRT! I STILL HAVE THAT SHIRT.”
And you didn’t know this? She compiled this video…it’s not worth discussing.
Okay, I’m calling a halt to the action. I can’t take this fake “reaction” any longer.
Ali, all our metabolisms slow down as we age. I guess. I don’t know. From a quick search, scientists are questioning that traditional wisdom.
I think that I have a overactive thyroid. It seems to be an issue in my family.
I’m looking on Wikipedia.
“Some of the symptoms of hyperthyroidism include nervousness, irritability, increased perspiration, heart racing, hand tremors, anxiety, trouble sleeping, thinning of the skin, fine brittle hair, and muscular weakness”
I don’t really have any of that. Well, maybe irritability. Maybe muscular weakness.
“More frequent bowel movements may occur, and diarrhea is common.”
I don’t think so. My bowel movements are decidely less frequent that the average person. I’m taking a dump maybe once every 2.5 days.
“Weight loss, sometimes significant, may occur despite a good appetite (though 10% of people with a hyperactive thyroid experience weight gain)”
Being slim is the only thing that caused me to think that I might have this thyroid condition. But here they’re saying that it’s not even always the case with hyperthyroidism.
“Vomiting may occur.”
No, it’s been a good number of years and I’ve never had that problem.
So I don’t know. Maybe it’s nothing. So that’s good news.
Anyway, my point is that we all have different metabolic rates but that’s just life. Everybody has advantages and disadvantages. You just have to work with what you’ve got.
Don’t give up at the age of 29 and say, “Okay, I’m a fat chick now.” Put the effort in. And it’s not even that much effort. Cultivate some self-control. Eat less. You don’t even have to exercise. The weight will come off.
And she’s not fucking SupaWhatever levels of obese. She has a manageable level of weight that she can lose if she just puts the effort in.
Look at Erin, for example. There was a time when Erin was putting some weight on.
That was in November 2020. But she apparently started eating right and lost the weight. So good for her.
Mike gained a lot of weight around the same time. As here:
But he seems to have lost the weight too. And he talks about how he doesn’t drink much soda any more, he tries to drink more water, and so on.
So it’s a good thing. You can’t just let yourself go and stream as an anime girl. That’s not healthy.
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The Goonies 1 & 2 – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre
Mike was recently streaming this. It’s so fucking lazy from everyone’s perspective. It’s lazy for James, lazy for Screenwave, lazy for Mike. Does anybody want to put any effort at all into any of this?
0:15 – But first, a word from our sponsor: that same fucking VPN. I can’t believe that they’re still paying him. The Cinemassacre market awareness of this VPN is 100%. Everybody who is interested in this VPN and watches the channel has already signed up. Showing the ad another 100 times is not going to help any.
1:30 – James, please for the love of god do something with that hair. It looks AWFUL. Come on. He has a strip of hair across the middle of his scalp and that’s it. He’s really working that strip of hair. It’s ridiculous. Get some clippers, put a number two guard on, and trim all of that shit down. It’s gone. Your hair is gone, James. You’re not balding. You’re bald. This is late-stage male pattern baldness. Get over it.
2:15 – “The Goonies is one of those quintisential 80s movies.”
Probably one of my most hated films. I never saw it as a kid. I probably first saw it when I was in my 30s. It was on tv. Every character is unlikeable. Everything they do is disgusting and abhornent. I especially hate the fat kid, I hate the older kid played by Corey something, and I hate that fucking disgusting retarded character. I also hate the Fratellis or whoever they are. The mother is particularly awful. I hate the premise of the movie. I hate movies about rich California assholes. Fuck everything about that movie.
Why it’s beloved, I have no fucking idea. Mass delusion.
I feel the same way about Monster Squad. Fuck that piece of shit. People watch something as a kid and think that it’s good. No. It sucks giant penis.
4:45 – “What’s happening? Did it send me back to the beginning?”
Yeah. Mike had this same exact problem when he was streaming the game. He couldn’t figure out why the game took him back to the beginning. So now we have James talking about this but this is clearly all written by Mike. The gameplay is probably all Mike’s. Mike is doing all of this. Mike is wiping James’ ass. Get it? Ass? It’s a funny word.
7:30 – James is complaining about the yo yo weapon. Mike also complained about this during the stream. He said that he wanted to make a video about video games that have yo yos as weapons.
9:30 – Long sequence about the “Diarrhea Dimension”. I won’t even dignify it by discussing it other than to say it’s more scat fetish nonsense from this mentally challenged retard.
10:00 – The game is compared to the Friday the 13th game. Mike made the same comparison on stream. He also complained about how confusing this section is, as James is doing.
14:45 – “Two different dog turds being run through the lawn mower.”
Uh huh. It’s like that, Jimmy. Poo poo.
16:15 – “You want to know what fucking hole I’m thinking of?”
Umm…the suggestion is that Jimmy is thinking about…anuses. But why? Why is he thinking about anuses? Keep your sodomy fantasies to yourself.
16:45 – Jimmy climbing down a ladder head-first in front of a green screen. This is entertainment.
18:30 – “Piss-stained diarrhea machine.”
Uh huh. Just like that, Jimmy.
And interspersered throughout the video are obnoxious as fuck clips of that asshole fat kid who I want to punch in the fucking face. He’s constantly screaming. Fuck that piece of shit. What is that faggot doing nowadays?
Jeff Cohen. Well, he lost weight and he’s working as a lawyer. Good for him, I guess. The chosen people do tend to gravitate to acting and law. At least his acting career was mercifully short.
19:45 – Jimmy trips over a Santa dummy and Mike provides a voiceover. He couldn’t even appear in person. Then Jimmy starts kicking this dummy for some unknown reason.
Then they splice in footage from the previous episode where Mike actually appeared as Santa.
This is lazy as fuck. It doesn’t even make sense. And if you are going to have this completely nonsensical thing, couldn’t Mike make the fucking journey to film this?
By the way, James is complaining about the map system now. If you’re wondering if Mike also complained about this during his stream of the game, he absolutely did.
25:00 – “It’s kind of like a rhinoceros comes over to piss on you and then he turns around and shits on your fucking face.”
James, fuck off. None of this is even remotely funny. Bodily function-obsessed fucking retard.
Then the video ends with like a minute of poop stuff. Who is this for? Who, other than James, finds any of this even remotely entertaining?
“Directed and written by James Rolfe.” Uh huh. Sure it was. It just so happened that, once again, this was a game that Mike recently streamed. And everything that was complained about was also covered in Mike’s streams of the game.
Mike streamed the games several times recently, by the way. It wasn’t just once. He was obviously doing this to prepare for this video.
Edited by Sean O’Rourke. I’m not sure if I would want credit for that.
Gameplay by James, Mike, and Sean. No more “help by”, I guess. But no, James did not do shit.
Another terrible, lazy, unfunny, scat-obsessed episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd. Let’s see what the fags on Reddit had to say.
Surprisingly few messages, maybe I’m on the wrong thread, but they seem to think that it’s okay but not great. No. Respectfully disagree with you homos. It’s shit.
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SupaCozyGaming’s “LiveJournal” aka SupaPixelGirl aka SupaNintendoGirl aka Supa_XO aka SupaPixelWeaver aka SupaNostalgic aka SupaCrazyCatLady
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCItnkaVIsF_Uqpq3K7IvJzQ
I got this from her Discord. I don’t know if this link will work:
Bear in mind that she changes names immediately so will shut everything down shortly after she reads this. I don’t think that there’s anything worth looking at in the Discord, though, other than, perhaps, this insane “Live Journal” of hers.
I don’t even think that there’s a need to comment on anything. It’s manifestly insane. But I’ll include a short commentary after most every entry in parentheses..
SupaPixelWeaver β 13/02/2023 11:58
Feeling hopful today. Sometimes I feel I’m not where others are at my age (married, having kids). It can be really painful and scary to feel behind… but at the same time I don’t want kids right now! Last night I was watching a random video I made years ago now on my YouTube channel (secret of evermore trading guide). I liked the girl in the video, which funnily enough was me. The girl in the video was just doing her thing- being creative and not caring about numbers. I want to get back to her vibe. I hope I can find a balance between making videos people like and not getting to many viewers and followers. Even though I stopped posting regularly on my YouTube long ago, I achieved other amazing personal goals and now I’m ready to make space for creativity again. I’m manifesting health and happiness. Current music: wicked game – Chris Isaak Mood:
(“Oh, I’m so sad and lonely. Where are the chocolate men at? Here’s a picture of my fat tits, guys.”
SupaPixelWeaver β 15/02/2023 04:22
Today was Valentine’s Day. I was able to stave off any negative feelings about being alone until now. The fear I’ll never find my person is always there but I’m trying to minimize the space that fear takes up in my soul. One way is to get back to being creative – meaning YouTube and streaming. I’m also going to do something different than before– include friends in my lets plays!! I think it will help me enjoy the process more. I have a new streaming set up too. Distraction is always a good thing when you’re hurting. Beast isn’t doing so well with his health… not sure how to live without my furry companion. I’ve had him since I was 14 years old. Well, right now I’ll focus on cherishing our moments together. Current music: Innocence and sadness – Dermot Kennedy Mood:
(“I’m still so lonely, guys. Which one of you horntards is going to give me money to cheer me up?”)
SupaPixelWeaver β 22/02/2023 04:26
I’m currently in a tubby with a bunch of epsom salts. Ahhhhh~ my most favorite thing is being in the tubby while it fills with water.
I’ll be honest it’s like the third tubby I took today. TEEHEE! I’m feeling proud of myself with many different facets of my life. For one, I am officially down several lbs since my heaviest! I’m excited to continue to work toward my health goals. I feel more confident which is helping in my dating life for sure. I am also getting back to being creative and cultivating personal friendships and my little community of retro gamers. On Sunday I streamed Kings Quest 6 after not streaming for over a year! I was afraid no one would want to watch but 32 people showed up at one point and it made me feel so gratful. It really does touch my heart when I get messages from people who were fans of my YouTube channel back in the day. I’m proud of what I’ve built and it makes me feel good that so many viewers stayed even when I left and was inconsistent for years. Current music: So Emotional – Whitney Houston Mood:
(She took three baths in ONE DAY. It screams mental illness. She’s still trying to lose weight. This has been going on for many years. She’s apparently bounced back from her single life. That was a rough few days. “Tubby.”)
SupaPixelWeaver β 24/02/2023 13:44
βHow lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.β A. A. Milne / Winnie the Pooh
SupaPixelWeaver β 26/02/2023 15:35
αααα αα±αα·α»α, α³ααͺαΉα αα»αͺα±α, ααͺαα α»ααα α»αα·α». α·α© α³αααΎαα ααΎαα© α¦α αααα, α©αα αΉαͺα±α±α‘α±. α αͺαα»αͺαααͺ αΉαͺααα α α©α± αα©α’. Eyes bright, claws sharp, tail held high. Go keenly into the mist, old warrior. Valhalla waits for you. In loving memory of Beast 2005-2023
(Her fucking cat died. Now, is she had the cat since she was 14…she’s got to be in her mid-30s at least, right? How old was that fucking cat? Do cats even live that long? Life expectancy of a cat is 13 to 14 years. So that cat was positively ancient when it died. By the way, note the date. February 26th. Oddly, she doesn’t use the American date format. But she’ll be talking about this dead cat A LOT from here on.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 27/02/2023 12:02
My first night and morning without you. This is so hard. I miss you Beast. Are you with me? I kept thinking about you yesterday. Are you lonely where you are now? I worry you’re lonely. I’m sorry I couldn’t go with you to your next adventure. Wherever you please know I love you forever, I hope we can meet again.
(The cat is in Valhalla, of course. God, what a fucking lunatic.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 28/02/2023 05:15
Another night without you. How do l do this?
(Posting about it to horntards is one way to keep this geriactric cat’s memory alive.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 04/03/2023 05:51
I’m cuddled in my blanket in bed and a certain part of the blanket smells like you. I know as time goes on your scent will no longer be here. I can’t believe you aren’t here with me. I hate that you are somewhere where I can’t be with you. Where I can’t see you. I can’t protect you if I don’t know where you are. I love you Beast. I’m so manic trying to build my channel. I’m distracting myself from missing you. I feel so much guilt, like I cut your precious life short. But I know you were telling me it’s time. The feeling of watching some stranger carry you out of my apartment, away from me forever, was an unexpected pain. Your ashes were dropped off at the vet office a few days ago. Will I ever have the strength to pick them up? How is this possible. How is this my new reality? I’d give anything to take a Time Machine back to 2005. Back to Minnesota. I’d walk outside barefoot and call your name. You’d come running up to me. I would hold you.
(The cat is dead, you lunatic. It was an extremely old cat. It was in poor health. Move on.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 07/03/2023 04:10
No amount of distraction can save me from feeling sad. I miss you Beast. I watched an old YouTube video of mine and at the end I was randomly holding you and my heart stopped. I should have savored every moment. I’m exhausted now. I need sleep.
SupaPixelWeaver β 08/03/2023 18:21
The question “do you have any pets?” – my heart stopped
Miss you Beast
SupaPixelWeaver β 13/03/2023 00:20
Can’t believe you aren’t here. I’m really lonely right now. I finally didn’t do any “project” to fill my time and now I’m crying. I know this might be weird to say but I miss your smell. I really want to be cuddling you right now and burying my face into your soft fur. I loved how you smelled and I will never be able to smell it again. I’ll never be able to feel the soft fur on your belly. I’ll never be able to give you a million kisses on your head. I hope you are happy and content wherever you are. It’s so hard I can’t be where you are. I can’t watch over you. I can’t be sure your safe. Please say we meet again Beast.
(The cat is gone. It’s not anywhere. There’s no religion that believes in an afterlife for animals. Get over it.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 19/03/2023 17:34
I’ve been trying to do more healthy coping these past few days- taking long walks while the sun is out, dancing to happy songs in my apartment, focusing on creative projects, and fostering friendships. I’ve been all over the place emotionally and taking things that don’t matter at all so fucking personal (haha). I’m very sensitive lately. But there are many things in my life to be so incredibly thankful for. I need to practice gratitude and working toward better versions of myself versus focusing on what I don’t have. Current music: Test Drive – Joji Mood:
SupaPixelWeaver β 21/03/2023 17:54
My apartment feels empty today. I miss you. I’ve been in total denial.
SupaPixelWeaver β 02/04/2023 12:29
I had a reoccurring stress dream last night where it’s opening night of a play and I don’t know the lines or anything. This dream was more drawn out this time than my previous dreams. Overall I feel sad and exhausted. I should try and sleep more.
(It’s now been over a month. SHE’S STILL TALKING ABOUT HER DEAD FUCKING CAT!)
SupaPixelWeaver β 10/04/2023 13:01
On the shuttle to work
I got my period this morning. For whatever reason it’s been painful this time around. It feels like someone is scraping out my insides!! Actually I know why- I was so stressed and sad last month I didn’t get my period. Being a woman honestly is awful sometimes haha. My body is punishing me for being sad and stressed. It’s always on early mornings I miss Beast. It’s weird I’ve been grieving without my family and close friends nearby. I miss my sister and mom. It’s been kinda tough since my sister has a baby now. She has always been busy but now she (rightfully so) is super busy. And since my mom lives with my sister I naturally feel left out. But I wouldn’t want it any other way. I’m glad mommy is being taken care of and not alone. I used to cry when I left home for college worried she would be lonely. It only hurts this much right now. Current Music: Labyrinth – Taylor Swift Mood: 
(Lunacy. But people are jerking off to this and she knows it. They’re jerking off to her disgusting descriptions of her period. Fuck off. And fuck your dead cat.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 10/04/2023 22:22
OK !!!
I decided to make myself feel better !!!! I cleaned my apartment and I’m going to go for a walk outside. All I need to do is get caught up with work stuff and I’ll be in a better place 
(IT WAS A CAT!)
SupaPixelWeaver β 15/04/2023 16:56
I just opened up reminders on my phone and saw a ton of reminders for Beast and my heart stopped. I miss you Beast. I’m going to meet Appa (my new kitty) in June… but I’m not sure I’m ready to love a new furry friend.
SupaPixelWeaver β 24/04/2023 11:58
Once again on the shuttle to work
I probably went to bed around 1:30am… and I woke up at 6am. I woke up somewhat nauseated. I know I say this all the time but I need to take better care of myself!! If not for me, for my patients! They deserve my best! Here are some of my goals: -drink more water!! (Brought my water bottle to work) -get better sleep – strive for atleast 7 hours, 8 would be even better!! -eat more than protein shakes and cashews 
more greens !!!! -make sure to get outside for walks everyday -stay busy with creative projects to get out of your head I’m so excited because I have Wednesday-Friday off from work. I am going to the coast Wednesday 
I can’t wait!!! Current Music: Wish You The Best – Lewis Capaldi Mood: 
(She mentions this “shuttle” again. She can’t be working as a psychiatrist, right? A psychiatrist isn’t taking a “shuttle” to work. She’s working in a factory or some big place, I assume. I took a “shuttle” when I worked in a big casino. Actually, would a hospital have a “shuttle”? Maybe. But I refuse to believe that this lunatic is working as a psychiatrist.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 02/05/2023 04:04
No one can comfort me like Beast.
Crying by myself now. I was looking for a picture on my google photos app and came across these photos. Beast would always crawl into my lap whenever I cried.
(It’s now over two months and she’s STILL TALKING ABOUT IT!)
SupaPixelWeaver β 16/05/2023 01:34
It’s so lonely here without you
SupaPixelWeaver β 26/06/2023 03:07
I got Appa yesterday. It was an emotional day
I caught myself saying “Bubby” to him a few times (Beast’s nickname). I also realized it would take some time to build a bond with Appa and I can’t expect to feel an intense amount of love and attachment like I did with Beast within the first day of us meeting eachother. One of my friends put it perfectly in a text “It will be a different love. Doesnβt make it less or more. They hold different places in our hearts.” The cute fact of the matter is on Appa’s first night he slept right by my side the whole entire night. it was really special. I forgot how much I missed having a companion like that. I’ve spent all day with Appa, and we have definitely bonded He wants to be near me constantly and is starting to follow me around already!! He is still wary of loud noises and the other rooms in my apartment but he finally ate some wet food and used the litter box!! He is yet to know his name but we are working on it. He really is so precious. I’m trying to teach him he can bite toys but not hands. So whenever he gets hyper or playful I redirect to a toy. If he bites me I just say no in a neutral/calm tone and ignore him and find a multitude of moments to praise him for positive behaviors. I guess my psychology training has come in handy hehe Another special thing happened yesterday but I won’t get into it here. Hey google play redacted corny ass song because I don’t wanna be embarrassed Mood: 
(Now here’s she’s saying that her “pscyhology training has come in handy”. It kind of suggests that she’s NOT a psychiatrist or pscyhologist or whatever. Like she’s saying, “I studied psychology all of those and finally the training has paid off…I can train a cat. So…yeah, I really hope that she’s not in any way working with people with mental health problems. She is a total fucking nut and should not be anywhere near vulnerable people.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 10/07/2023 12:04
On the shuttle to work
I didn’t get much sleep last night. I went to bed around 1:30am and woke up at 6am 
it’s okay though, I’ll make up some sleep tomorrow. I am so totally attached to Appa. We really have bonded. He follows me around everywhere. He’s so smart too! He plays fetch! I am not even kidding!! I’ve made the big decision to … wait for it … get another kitten! I realized the importance of Appa having a playmate and bonded friend. It will also help me feel less guilty leaving Appa at home for work or for a trip. The new kitty will be here in about 1 month. I’ve been feeling very fulfilled lately – between taking care of Appa, cultivating friendships, and romance I’m happy. I would like to get back into some creative projects like editing my ocarina of time let’s play and a new ASMR. I wish I had more time in the day!!! Current music: I feel it coming – The Weeknd Mood: 
(Oh yeah, and in the previous post she hinted that she has a boyfriend or something. Here she confirms it. Boy, all it took was getting a cat and gaining confidence. And she’s getting more cats.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 19/07/2023 10:17
I didn’t get much sleep tonight. I miss Beast. The waves of grief have been coming on stronger lately. Grief and guilt. I feel guilty for choosing to end his life (I wanted him to chose) but I try to remind myself that he was very sick and his quality of life was diminishing rapidly. I keep thinking about how a few days before his health took a turn for the worse he came into the tubby with me, and just laid on my chest…his paws in the water. He had never done that before. I think he was telling me it was time. I’m trying to give myself grace here. I’ve had Beast since I was 14 years old and the loss of him is staggering. I also feel fustrated at myself as I’ve actually lost a parent to cancer as a kid and remember thinking fuck people who are sad about their pets they have no idea what real grief and loss is. I think the difference is there is some pain you don’t even really speak about and that’s the loss of my parent. But I can also hold space that I’m grieving Beast and it’s a speakable grief. They are different but both valid. Anyways, I have a busy day at work this morning. I’m going to attempt some breakfast and get ready soon.
(The cat died FIVE MONTHS AGO. She won’t shut the fuck up about it. And how fucking creepy is it that she’s bathing with this cat? What the fuck is she doing? Well, at least she’s so sad over this long-dead cat that she’s not eating. Maybe she’ll lose some fucking weight.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 06/08/2023 22:43
I’ve been sad the past few weeks. I find myself feeling your absence, mostly at night. While cleaning today I randomly came upon your collars and it just made me so sad. I miss you so much. You were my companion. We’ve traveled across the country together. I grew up with you. Beast I miss you so much. Please say we meet again.
(The cat had to be at least 20 years old when it died. Get the fuck over it.)
SupaPixelWeaver β 16/12/2023 14:59
I’m struggling. I’ve been so anxious, and I can’t pin point it. I have a nervous tick where I start pulling strands of my hair out, and this behavior started back up this month. My jaw has been hurting and I’m getting headaches from clenching. I think the Botox for TMJ has worn off. My brain is just attacking me. I was thinking about Beast and how toward the end of his life he couldn’t get out of his bed. I had to leave him to go to work Friday and leave him alone in his bed until I got back. Why did I do that? He was probably so alone and scared. I also struggle with the fact I cut his life short by scheduling his euthanasia. He could have been with me longer. I still feel unsure that was the right decision. I could has had him get a surgery for the tumor but the vet told me to do respite care instead. I tried to do right by him while also working full time and was far away from friends and family. I was alone when I let Beast go. And now life goes on, and no one asks me about him. I know it’s not their job, I’m not blaming anyone. I’m just really sad and anxious and it’s all coming ahead this week and I can’t really even pin point what’s wrong or why. I’m just sitting here crying alone. I am going to try to get out and walk. My mom just texted me I love you, just now. She doesn’t even know I’m crying. I promise I’m thankful for everything I have but today I feel very sad.
(TEN MONTHS later, she’s still talking about this fucking dead cat. And apparently, she’s sucking so much chocolate dick that she had to get botox injections to relieve the soreness in her jaw. And nobody is asking this woman about her cat because they assume that she’s fucking over it. Who’s still mourning a cat after ten months?)
So that’s the last update from Supa…whatever the fuck her name is now. This is somebody who needs a whole team of psychiatrists working round the clock on her.
I got that expression about needing a whole team of psychiatrists from a teacher of mine. Oh, it was an art teacher, actually. That ties in nicely with a recent article I did about Erin where she and Mike shared stories about art teachers.
This was in the 10th grade. Some kid at school died. I didn’t know him or how he died. Looking back, I assume it was a suicide, given his age.
All I heard about it was an announcement over the public address system while I was in art class. The principal or a student or somebody would give the morning announcements. There’s a dance coming up or whatever.
But on this particular day, it was about this student who died. And the principal or whoever said, “Anyone who needs help with coping with this should go to the counselor’s office.” After the announcement, one of the kids in class said, “Oh, I need help.” He was obviously joking but the teacher didn’t realise it. So the teacher asked him, in total sincerity, if he would like to go. The kid continued the joke saying, “Yeah, I need a psychiatrist.” Then the teacher finally understood that he was joking and said, “You need a whole team of psychiatrists.”
Seriously, though, fuck that art teacher. I had three art teachers in high school and they all taught me to hate art and that I was shit at it. Kids like drawing and whatnot. I wasn’t particularly gifted but I was okay. Everybody can’t be the star pupil. But they all just insisted that I was shit and shouldn’t take the class. So fine. I didn’t.
The whole concept of nurturing talent and being empathetic and realising that high school art class isn’t the most important thing in the world was totally lost on these teachers.