So we’ve got PVC Bondage Guy wearing a tube top. Believe me, you don’t want this. PVC Bondage Guy, please put some clothes on. This is not flattering. We do not want to your gut or your…god, how can I… Read moreLets Try New COKE ULTIMATE – Newt Wallen
0:00 – “This movie was directed by Donald Farmer. I’m reviewing it because I am connected to it as a producer and as a segment writer.” Really. Let’s check this out. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12391962/fullcredits/ Well, he is given credit as a writer,… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Debbie Does Demons – Newt Wallen
Alright, Ideas Man. Let’s see your…Star Wars cards. This should be riveting stuff. Before we begin, are any of these cards worth anything? Let me look this up. There’s guy selling them for £1 each, he has all of the… Read moreOpening a pack of Star Wars Attack of the Clones cards – Newt Wallen
“Fire work” is one word, Mr I Wrote a Billion Scripts. But let’s not dwell on Newt’s awful spelling abilities. I’m lead to believe that Newt talks about going to the funeral of his friend. You know, his friend Cristay… Read moreBaby You’re a fire work – Newt Wallen
He’s doing a live stream. Is this new? No, he’s apparently doing these for the past six months. About the same time that Newt’s been doing them, I think. Gee, Tony. Where do you get your ideas? Actually, let me… Read moreJune 2023 Wrap Up – Hack The Movies Live – Tony from Hack the Movies
Let me start by saying that I’m going to be as sensitive as possible. I know that Newt reads the blog. I also know that he didn’t mean for this video to be in any way offensive. But the fact… Read moreToday I lost someone I loved very much – Newt Wallen
I was worried because I haven’t seen anything about this lately. But no. He’s actively spamming this project all over Twitter. Whenever somebody mentions the movie, he replies saying that he’s making a puppet remake. He’s been doing this for… Read moreNewt is Still Working on the Puppet Plan 9 from Outer Space
Newt has “guest hosts” for these WTF Wednesdays. There’s that guy from Argentina or where ever and now there’s this guy. Before I get to this guy, let me just speak broadly about the idea of guest hosts. When Roger… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Q the Winged Serpent – Newt Wallen
He shit out another script. This one is called “Scissors”. It’s about sexy lesbians who kill people. Just in time for Pride Month. He only gives the title page. Come on, Newt. I’m not going to steal your idea. I’m… Read moreThe Many Ideas of Newt Wallen
0:00 – “So McDonald’s is continuing to ride off of the adult Happy Meal that they did back in October.” That’s quite a stretch. Eight months. Doesn’t seem particularly related to me. 1:00 – Newt is just talking about McDonaldland… Read moreGRIMACES BIRTHDAY Meal from Mcdonald’s – Newt Wallen
