For the first 40 minutes or so, it’s PVC Bondage Guy talking about going to a wrestling convention and the wrestlers all wanting to have sex with her. She mentions that she only started watching wrestling TWO MONTHS AGO but… Read morePVC Bondage Guy Having Sex with Newt Wallen for Money
It seems like that old prostitute Fallon is back in Newt Wallen’s good graces. Because he got her another job. Skeletor is also in this. I’ve got to come up with a better name than Skelator. I just use the… Read moreSexy Demon Behind the scenes stuff – Newt Wallen
Now Newt is announcing the death of COMMERCIALS. And he’s in his car with this couple who are absolutely petrified of black folk. Especially the toddler range and the elderly. I don’t even know what he’s talking about. I’ve never… Read moreR.I.P. Regal movie quotes commercial – Newt Wallen
Arleen Sorkin died, guys! I’ll give you a moment to pick yourself up off the floor. Yes, THE Arleen Sorkin. WHO THE FUCK IS ARLEEN SORKIN? I’ll look this up in a moment but I’m thinking that she had something… Read moreChecking out the Death Toll on Newt Wallen’s Twitter
I’m not watching this but I did get an anonymous message from the Newt Wallen Tip Line that I got a mention in this livestream. So let’s check it out. 1:52:00 – “There’s something about me that makes conservative men… Read moreTuesday Night Schlock stream – Newt Wallen
He’s with that mental case PVC Bondage Guy, who’s eating a burrito. The initial reaction is to be annoyed by her idiotic behaviour but you just have to remind yourself that she’s mentally ill. She’s suffering. So sure, a normal-functioning… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Carrie – Newt Wallen
I’m two minutes in. I want this woman to stop talking. But she isn’t. She’s still talking. And she’s annoying as fuck. She’s making rape “jokes”. 3:30 – I can’t even…fuck off. 4:30 – Fuck the fuck off. She’s still… Read moreXXX-MAS Completion Fundraiser – Newt Wallen
We’re back with The Ideas Man. Somebody in the comments to a previous Newt article said that all that Newt can give this old prostitute is a video where he’s opening a pack of cards. I thought that he was… Read moreopening a pack of 2003 Daredevil movie cards – Newt Wallen
Uhhh…really? This is Newt Wallen’s latest prositute. Why can’t he just get a girlfriend? I get it. He’s 40, no Brad Pitt, and he’s working in a movie theatre but how many people with mundane jobs and mundane lives and… Read moreThe madilynn Paige Show – Newt Wallen
More bullshit from this death-obsessed asshole. “Someone whos work I admired for years”. Nice spelling, retard. But yeah, Newt was all about Paul Reubens. Never talked about him once while he was alive. Newt responds in the comments, “how was… Read moreNewt is Really Broken Up Over the Death of Pee Wee Herman
