Somehow I missed this stream. They have a discount JOHN RIGGS here. He’s some nerd from their Discord who actually flew out to hang out with Newt and PVC Bondage Guy. That’s sad for everybody involved. This guy is so… Read moreFull Breakdown of my Short Story: Down and Out in Rural Pennsylvania – PVC Bondage Guy
He’s filming this one in his bedroom. This is where all the magic happens. With men. Men and prostitutes. And male prostitutes. Is that even a full-sized bed? He’s sitting on the bed. It looks positively Lilliputian. I mean, I… Read moreHOW TO Reboot THE MUMMY – Newt Wallen
He’s a big…hockey fan? I know that he’s mentioned it before. He said that he played as a child but…I don’t know. I find it weird. I don’t think that I’ve ever known anyone who likes hockey. He also enjoys… Read moreNEWTrition SPRITE LEGACY Review – Newt Wallen
Why is that at 2,000 views already? That’s going viral by Newt’s standards. He usually gets about 200 views. Well, let’s find out. He says that he initially reviewed this movie with PVC Bondage Guy but they were both drunk… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Andy Milligans BLOOD (1973) – Newt Wallen
0:00 – Newt calls you, the viewer, one of his “little Halloweiners”. Creepy. 0:15 – He’s talking about a previous video that he did. “I think it was the first soda one that I did, or “pop”, depending on where… Read moreNEWTrition: Mtn Dew Voo Dew Mystery Flavor 2023 Review – Newt Wallen
I did a post about this last year. As here: Spoiler: I was a hit! Let’s see if I’m still all the rage with the hip, young 4Chan crowd. Actually, what do you suppose the average age is of a… Read moreWhat 4Chan Thinks of the Gamer Girls Blog in 2023
Alright, quote, Ideas Man, end quote, let’s see what brilliant ruminations you have on the Terminator series. It needed better scripts after the second movie, right? That’s what I’m wagering on. Better scripts. And more tits. Was there nudity in… Read moreHow to fix the TERMINATOR franchise – Newt Wallen
As you may know, I’ve been working on a new nickname for this woman. I wasn’t happy with Skeletor. So after many hours of wrestling with these woke AI’s, I finally managed to get an appropriately insulting nickname for an… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Guns Girls and Gambling (2012) review – Newt Wallen
Has a more detestable group of people ever assembled? You look at the obvious examples like the founding members of the German Worker’s Party or the Khmer Rouge or whatever but those people have genuinely-held political beliefs. You can question… Read moreThe Complete Degeneracy of Screenwave Media
(Note: I wrote this before I learned of Newt having sex with mental patient PVC Bondage Guy.) This is a new series that the Ideas Man is trying. He’s already filmed a few of them, apparently. They’re scheduled for release… Read moreHow to fix GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) – Newt Wallen
