How to fix the TERMINATOR franchise – Newt Wallen

Alright, quote, Ideas Man, end quote, let’s see what brilliant ruminations you have on the Terminator series. It needed better scripts after the second movie, right? That’s what I’m wagering on. Better scripts. And more tits.

Was there nudity in the first two Terminator films? Not that I can remember. I guess that the character is naked at the start of the second movie but you can’t see anything. And I’m obviously talking about breasts anyway.

I’m three minutes in. He’s been talking about comics. Not just Terminator comics but…whatever. Star Wars, Married with Children…what? Can we get to the point, please?

It’s something to do with a deleted scene from Terminator 3 where the Terminator was a general of the army. So he’s going that rip idea off. And he mentioned some newish Predator movie that went in a different direction so he’s going to rip that idea off. And…something to do with these comics from Now Publications that he read as a manbaby so he’s going to rip that off.

3:45 – I think it’s basically a Terminator movie but without Arnold Schwarzenegger. But didn’t they do that? Wasn’t that the third movie? But he doesn’t want John Connor or anyone else in this either. He wants all fresh characters focusing on different aspects of the Terminator mythology. Like the origin of Skynet or whatever. He stole that idea from the comics, he said.

4:00 – His first concrete idea is a movie exploring the first time that Skynet tried time travel. But he gets sent back too far. He gets sent back to the 1960s in Tuscon, Arizona.

Uhhhh…I’m already lost. Something about a character getting sent back in time, meeting the Terminator, who’s a Vietnam veteran…and he grew up in Nazi Germany and…what? The Terminator did all of this? A robot? Do I have this right? What the fuck is going on? There was a little baby robot born in Germany and at some point emigrated to the US and rose through the ranks of the US military to achieve the rank of general? At at no point did anybody realise that this was a robot? There was no physical ever conducted?

There’s something that I missed but there is NO WAY that I’m listening to this again.

Oh. I think it was a human who was played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. The general was a human. Maybe this is all explained in the deleted scene from Terminator 3 that Newt is referencing and plagiarising from.

7:00 – So anyway, there’s a primitive Terminator who goes back to the 1960s to kill this army general played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wait a minute. But why? It was sent back to the 1960s accidentally. It’s goal was always the same: to kill John Conner. So why is it now going after this military general?

Whatever. Anyway, this general, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, kills the Terminator and as the Terminator is dying, it scans Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face and that’s why the future Terminators look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Newt says that he’s had this idea since 2004. Uh huh. Well, it was a real humdinger.

His big idea is that this is the origin story of why Terminator looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. But why? Why did this T-100 scan the general’s face? And why did Skynet decide that this is what future Terminators should look like? Skynet just liked the look?

Was the general some kind of important person? I mean, what the fuck is this? What’s to be gained from having Terminators looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger? Or looking like that general?

Skynet later decided that Terminators shouldn’t look like big, roided up guys. They went with that slim look for the T-1000. A more natural-looking guy. Can fit into society better. Doesn’t draw attention. That was the better choice.

Maybe the Ideas Man can explain all of this. He’s been thinking about this for the past 20 years, after all. But to me it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

What if they sent a sexy stripper lady Terminator back in time to prevent the conception of John Connor? It goes without saying that she’d have big tits. And she’s there to seduce the father of John Connor so that the sperm that would become John Connor never enters Sarah Connor but instead goes into this lady Terminator’s mouth?

Although, I guess that this is just a reimagining of the first movie.

Let’s check out Newt’s Twitter.

ONE person replied. You know who it was? Gaunt Scarlet Harlot herself.

“Dreadful girl next door”. Well, that’s pretty accurate, I guess. She does look dreadful in these pictures.

Eugh. Go get a job, madam. Pornography is not for you.

Some drug shit. Confirms my crack whore theory.

She made a poll about what kind of “content” she should make on her OnlyFans and seemingly only one person voted. So double penetration with two vibrators it is.

What a sad way to try to make money. All the moreso because it’s completely unsuccessful.

It’s one thing to stick two dildos in you for money. It’s quite another thing to do it and nobody cares. Nobody’s paying for that.

5 thoughts on “How to fix the TERMINATOR franchise – Newt Wallen

  1. Something that I don’t understand is why the desperation to push her OF. I will never pay for any of that shit, but I’ve seen much uglier women profiting alright. And I mean real monsters. Erin and this Gaunt Scarlet Harlot are beauty angels in comparison. Aren’t they being correctly marketed? This brings us to the old question: “Why do people pay for OF access if porn is already free all over the Internet?”
    The theory is people do not pay for porn but for the illusion of companionship. Yes, you can get porn anywhere, but can you message any of those women? So they position themselves as “content creators” where, if you are willing to pay, they will let you in for “exclusive access” and “behind the scenes”.
    So, who is willing to be friends with Gaunt Scarlet Harlot? She does look like the cartoonization of an old British prostitute, you know, like that scene in The Simpsons where Mr. Burns is building a casino, and they show him old female waitresses. Nobody wants to be friends with that, nor look at her saggy tits.
    I could apply this same line of thought to this Newt Wallen guy. I don’t want to be seen with someone like him. So no, those “content creators” are doomed.

    1. Yeah, she does look like that British cocktail waitress from the Simpsons.

      These women do tend to emphaise that they respond to every message. That seems to be the draw. But this woman has absolutely no personality that I’ve been able to discern. That’s a problem with people who make a living from their appearance. You’re not going to pay to speak to this woman. What is she going to talk about? Just herself and her own selfish, vain interests. She’d have to pay me to talk about that.

  2. I saw a poster once of a wet cat, a real ugly mongrel cat, with a funny saying liek and it’s only Monday or something. It reminds me of the awful face she makes in one post. Wicking and tongue out and winking. I think my cock inverted itself when I saw that!

    1. Lets not forget after Newt paid to have her fly out and have sex with him. This scumbag made a sextape with a mentally ill “man” PVC bondage guy and is proud of it to go up on OF. I wonder where he got the idea from and I bet he tried to be in gaunt Scarlets video but she wouldn’t let him. What a disgusting bunch of fucks!

  3. She’s on heroin or something and it wouldn’t surprise me if ole’ Wallen was helping feed the addiction so she hangs out…total control, if you have a little $$$…some skeezy goings on with this one…besides the obvious, but it goes much deeper, at least thats the impression i get. Some of those pics, good Christ.

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