As you may know, I’ve been working on a new nickname for this woman. I wasn’t happy with Skeletor. So after many hours of wrestling with these woke AI’s, I finally managed to get an appropriately insulting nickname for an underweight, red-haired prostitute: Gaunt Scarlet Harlot.
0:15 – “Alright, look who’s back.”
And she waves spastically. She doesn’t have a genuine bone in her body. And she’s slim enough that we ccan pretty well see most of her bones. She’s only interested in selling her body for money. A total fraud. A waste of a human being.
“We’re getting ready to go film a scene for Donald Farmer’s movie.”
Then she actually cups one of her tits. Not in an exaggerated way. But this is just what she does. It’s so common for her to try to sell her body that she probably doesn’t even know that she’s doing it.
0:30 – The Gaunt Scarlet Harlot says, “Guns, girls, and gambling: three of my favourite things.”
No charisma. No intellect. No sense of humour. No sincerity. None of this is getting my penis even slightly erect.
It’s just this old fucking whore, with an eating disorder, trying to titilate retards.
What does that comment even mean? Okay, I get the girls part. She’s pretending to be a sexy lesbian like it’s fucking 1992 when that was still a slightly exciting prospect.
But guns? I’m supposed to jerk off because she likes guns? And gambling? I don’t get it. And she doesn’t get it. Her comment made no fucking sense. She’s just saying things because in her mind they vaguely sound maybe slightly sexy. Come on, we have to make these retards cum. Just say whatever and hopefully we can get some pennies.
0:30 – Then she pulls her top down to show more cleavage. I’ve commented on this before. I have never seen this behaviour in my life. This is what she does. She constantly adjusts her top to show MORE cleavage.
She also keeps looking into the camera, presumably it’s showing how they look, and she’ll adjust herself so that her tits are better in frame. It’s constant.
1:15 – She says “Native American reservation.” You know that things are bad when even whores are bowing to PC culture. If you can’t even rely on a whore to say “Indian”, I think that this particular war has been lost.
I always just said “American Indian”. Because I don’t think that a lot of these people like the term “Native American”.
Let’s just go back to “Redskin Savage”. Why not? Wear it as a badge of honour. You’d be filling out the census form or whatever and the choices would be “White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, or Redskin Savage.”
Or you know how some people like to ask personal questions about your ethnicity if it’s not easily identifiable. “Are you southeast Asian or Filipino or –” “No, I’m a Redskin Savage.” “Holy shit. Really? That’s impressive.”
It would be HUGE for dating. Are you telling me that people wouldn’t want to date a Redskin Savage? Men and women would both benefit from this term.
1:45 – She’s again obviously showing off her tits. This doesn’t end. She’s not even focusing on what The Ideas Man is saying. She’s just obsessed with her own breasts. Well, somebody has to be, I guess.
2:15 – Newt calls a character “the Indian”. Please, Newt. Let’s be sensitive. They prefer to be called Redskin Savages.
2:30 – Gaunt Scarlet Harlot says that she loves The Rock and then makes an exaggerated dreamy face. What are we supposed to get out of this? Does she think that any of the horntards are built like The Rock? They’re more Mike Shaw.
And let’s say that you were built like The Rock. Would you give this woman the time of day? Get real. And anway she’s gay. She started this video by saying that girls are one of her three favourite things. Along with gun and gambling. That’s hot, right? Lesbian gun nuts with gambling problems.
3:15 – Gaunt Scarlet Harlot says that Newt’s cat likes her. Newt says, “She might think that you’re…you know, she liked you and she liked the other red-head.”
Newt…fucking stop with this shit. What is going to be achieved by constantly talking about Horseface? Tell me. Is Horseface going to be impressed with this? No. She’s going to continue to be creeped the fuck out. Is any woman going to be impressed with this? No. They’re going to be creeped the fuck out. So tell me what your plan is with this bullshit, Ideas Man. How is any of this going to get you a date? I know that you’re paying this woman but come on. Whores get creeped out too.
3:45 – Now Gaunt Scarlet Harlot is re-applying her makeup. Because that’s important. And throughout the video, when she wasn’t adjusting her top to show MORE cleavage, she was playing with her lip. Because that’s hot, I guess? I don’t know.
Watching these videos, it’s like entering some Bizarro world where thoroughly average-looking women AT BEST are somehow hot chicks. Gaunt Scarlet Harlot, Horseface, PVC Bondage Guy, Johanna, Mint Salad, I wouldn’t touch any of these women. For one thing, I’d be afraid of getting a social disease from them just from being in their vicinity. And their personalities are all repellant. But I’m saying just from appearance, they’re all hard passes from me.
This is apparently what passes for a hot chick in rural Pennsylvania. It’s a terrifying thought. What does the average person in rural Pennsylvania look like? It’s a state full of Quasimodos.
6:15 – “I wrote a female Escape from New York movie for my friend Abby…”
Newt, we don’t fucking care about your abysmal, plagiarised tits and gore scripts that will never go anywhere. Can we just end this video, please?
8:15 – Newt is talking about a prostitute character and Gaunt Scarlet Harlot says, “Don’t spoil it.”
Newt says, “So there’s tits in the movie so that’s great.” Then Gaunt Scarlet Harlot brushes her hair away from her chest, as she’s done CONSTANTLY throughout this video, to give a better shot of her tits.
It’s awful. All of this is awful, Newt. This woman has not said a single thing that’s even REMOTELY interesting. She’s a complete airhead.
8:45 – “It could have used a little more gore.”
Eugh. Newt, I’m done. I can’t take this boring fucking bullshit. I don’t want to hear every fucking movie being reduced to how much tits and gore it has in it. I’M AN ADULT!
I wish we had that kind of true propaganda in the west. Imagine a song on the news that makes Xi the emperor of China look like a fucking asshole. they did it with hitler during WW2 but you don’t see that kind of thing no more.
Yeah. I like the one where Donald Duck dreams that he’s a Nazi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn20oXFrxxg
” Gaunt Scarlet Harlot, Horseface, PVC Bondage Guy, Johanna, Mint Salad,”
that’s a new banner right there. you could alternate between the two, like using one during times where certain gamergirrls feature more prominently.
and don’t forget to add newt to the right end of the banner as the obligatory male!
That was sort of my original plan. Because I have the original, high-definition versions of all of the characters. I was going to mix and match. Change the order around. Whatever. And I wouldn’t mind getting that CursedCat182 woman to do more but I don’t think she’s doing it any more. She took an absolute age to do the drawings of Tony and Johanna and she said that those are the last drawings she’s going to do. Not just for me but for anyone. And she hasn’t updated her site ever since. And she took her Twitter down.
She’s from the Philipines and she was often depressed. She would talk on Twitter about not having money and she moved out of her parents’ home because they were “toxic” or something. But she had a job. She seemingly had a decent job. She was working in accountancy or architecture or something starting with “A”. And she was doing these drawings as a side job.
So I was happy to give her the money for the drawings. They were like $25 each, which I think is low. And she needed the money more than I do. But I don’t think she’s doing them any more. Just some CursedCat182 lore for you.
I could have somebody else do a banner but it would be like $150 or something. I already paid that once and I can’t I justify that for a hobby site.
Seeing a characterized Newt Wallen on the banner would be splendid. Have him wearing that robe he had on (i forget what it was called technically) when he flashed the swooning ladies.