https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1564736455083171843?s=20 Well, I finally gave in and I can have some fun with this. Therapy is expensive. First subscriber: Newt Wallen. Second subscriber: Kris Glavin. Other than those two degenerates, who the fuck wanted this? It’s revolting. The description is:… Read moreCrystal Quin Starts a Fansly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRGrZsDxq8 Oh, we’ve got Horseface McGee and Kirk Douglas. Probably my least favourite pairing. And how the fuck is Horseface going to talk about hot chicks? They’re talking about cartoons. Well, I’m sure she’ll find a way. 0:30 – But… Read moreUnderrated Animated Batman Movies – Tony from Hack The Movies
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/07/im-back-horseface-returns-to-twitch.html It’s all been a big misunderstanding, guys. She explains everything in a comment in the above article. Hey! Horseface here. I heard of this blog but never read any of it until tonight. It does bring me sadness that… Read moreCrystal Quin is NOT a Narcissist (According to Crystal Quin)
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1554607649131532290 “Happy National Boob Day!!!!!!” And there’s a picture of Johanna in a lowcut dress. I…what? No. I don’t want this. Get this off my fucking screen. Come on. How could she possibly think that this is a good idea? … Read moreHorseface Talking About Wanting to Fuck Johanna Again – Crystal Quin
https://www.twitch.tv/misscrystalquin I don’t normally review Twitch because the videos are only up for two weeks but I have to make an exception here. So it’s Horseface in a lot of makeup and wearing a small dress. Sound quality is… Read moreI'm Back!!!!!! – Horseface Returns to Twitch – Crystal Quin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RJ4ubMVI After a brief stupid introduction, we get to the sponsor ad starring nobody’s favourite: Jess the Butch Lesbian Editor. https://twitter.com/jessdaydreaming I’ll give Jess credit for a few things, though. First, she doesn’t advertise. There are no fucking pronouns on… Read moreWhat Are The Best and Worst Thor Movies? – Tony from Hack The Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AfKc5VBCjg 0:00 – Whoa! Get your tissues ready. Views must be down again. Pam is in her summer dress. She has the melons out. Then she starts talking about some games. Oh my fucking god. I can’t do this. Let… Read more7 great games to play on Game Pass this summer – Cannot be Tamed
https://twitter.com/Strowlger92/status/1549809122853502978 “I don’t care what anyone says I personally think that CrystalQuin is definitely eye candy & I get excited when she’s on hack the movies” Horseface actually re-tweeted this. And she replies in the comments. How vain can somebody… Read moreMen who are Attracted to Crystal Quin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM9dbqQ7Wyo I’ve already watched this. I think that there’s a cringey Horseface reference in here. I’m just keeping an ear open for it. So while this is playing, I’ll just talk about how hilarious it is that Newt calls himself… Read moreTHOR Love and Thunder Review – Newt Wallen
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1543688005344436227 Horseface loves Mint Salad. And then a picture of the very unfortunate Mint Salad in a bikini. Her fat pimp/boyfriend took the picture, presumably. The picture is not flattering. This is not a woman who should be doing porn. … Read moreCrystal Quin Talking About "Hot" Chicks Again
