https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a21xJlLKOTk Hey guys!  Remember Led Zeppelin? Umm…not really.  Not from my childhood, anyway.   I’m a couple of years older than Jimmy and Led Zeppelin is before my time.  So it’s even more before his time. I mean…they’re from the 70s… Read moreMovie Review – Led Zeppelin's "The Song Remains the Same" – Cinemassacre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9eUXKgzCA  0:00 – But first a message from our sponsor. And James yet again shills for a VPN and advises you, the viewer, to break the terms of service of your favourite streaming service by using a VPN.   So we… Read moreSega Game Gear VHS Tapes – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJm_BcnHBoM Jesus Christ.  Is his horror idea The Wolfman?  Those are some hairy arms.   So he had no time to make a movie so he’s just going to tell us his idea for the movie.  This seems pointless but let’s… Read moreMy Horror Movie Premise – Cinemassacre

 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/npytl7/why_was_my_topic_where_i_photoshopped_bald_james/ Long time poster Jeffrey Sweeney posted a picture of James Rolfe, emphasising his baldness.  The message was deleted.  Jeffrey Sweeney then proceeded to ask why this post was deleted.  This message was also deleted.  I link to it above…. Read moreThe Bald Hypocrisy of TheCinemassacreTruth

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwciKSEhv4 I haven’t watched it yet but here’s my guess of what it’s going to be.  “POOP!  DOODY FROM A DEAD GIRAFFE!  JIMMY WENT BOOM BOOM IN HIS PANTS!  SHIT POOPY DIARHEA FART STAIN!” It’s so fucking stupid.  When Rainman… Read moreCorpse Killer (3DO) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xel4MXfE744 I just know that this won’t be worth reviewing but nobody else is uploading. 0:00 – It starts with an ad that’s almost certainly for a scam product.  Some kind of loan company, I guess.  Yeah, I’m going to… Read morePlaying My 3-Year-Old's Mario Maker Stages, The Finale – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoBMzAkZZM After an anemic intro, we’re “treated” to a commercial by earbud pitchman James Rolfe.  He’s no Ron Popeil, that’s for sure. Okay, here’s the deal.  I watched it for eight minutes and I would pause the video every so… Read more3DO Interactive Multiplayer – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/angry-video-game-nerd-movie.html  https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/angry-video-game-nerd-movie-second.html There are my first attempts at this.  I only got to the 25 minute mark.  I have to get this two hours some day.  The movie is just so unbelievably bad, though.   So I left off with “The… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (third attempt)

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrqAEwEpNE I was watching this at like 11:30 in the evening and then I fell asleep after like eight minutes. I woke up at 3:00 am and started watching again.  I made it to about the 15 minute mark. Then… Read moreFear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3WzGIYLDQ More fun with the autistic shut in.  He’s going to play an arcade game now.  Without leaving the house.   0:30 – “But first, a message from our sponsor.” This is trash.  He’s selling wine.  Does anybody actually click these… Read moreWildest Arcade You've Never Played – Lucky & Wild – Cinemassacre