https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqPDpUbLQE I listened to the “leaked” version without the music video first.  It’s bad.  Really bad.  But maybe it improves with video.   0:00 – It starts off as the Punchout theme song and then switches to that song from Rocky. … Read moreHearts on Fire – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aT4w2Q1BrU Erin just mentioned Carmageddon recently.  Let me check the archives. https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/super-silly-n64-stream-with-erin-plays.html Yeah.  It was in her recent and horrendous N64 “variety stream”.  She’s reading from the chat and… “We should play Carmageddon 64 since it’s the worst car game… Read moreCarmageddon 64 (N64) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a21xJlLKOTk Hey guys!  Remember Led Zeppelin? Umm…not really.  Not from my childhood, anyway.   I’m a couple of years older than Jimmy and Led Zeppelin is before my time.  So it’s even more before his time. I mean…they’re from the 70s… Read moreMovie Review – Led Zeppelin's "The Song Remains the Same" – Cinemassacre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9eUXKgzCA  0:00 – But first a message from our sponsor. And James yet again shills for a VPN and advises you, the viewer, to break the terms of service of your favourite streaming service by using a VPN.   So we… Read moreSega Game Gear VHS Tapes – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJm_BcnHBoM Jesus Christ.  Is his horror idea The Wolfman?  Those are some hairy arms.   So he had no time to make a movie so he’s just going to tell us his idea for the movie.  This seems pointless but let’s… Read moreMy Horror Movie Premise – Cinemassacre

 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/npytl7/why_was_my_topic_where_i_photoshopped_bald_james/ Long time poster Jeffrey Sweeney posted a picture of James Rolfe, emphasising his baldness.  The message was deleted.  Jeffrey Sweeney then proceeded to ask why this post was deleted.  This message was also deleted.  I link to it above…. Read moreThe Bald Hypocrisy of TheCinemassacreTruth

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwciKSEhv4 I haven’t watched it yet but here’s my guess of what it’s going to be.  “POOP!  DOODY FROM A DEAD GIRAFFE!  JIMMY WENT BOOM BOOM IN HIS PANTS!  SHIT POOPY DIARHEA FART STAIN!” It’s so fucking stupid.  When Rainman… Read moreCorpse Killer (3DO) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xel4MXfE744 I just know that this won’t be worth reviewing but nobody else is uploading. 0:00 – It starts with an ad that’s almost certainly for a scam product.  Some kind of loan company, I guess.  Yeah, I’m going to… Read morePlaying My 3-Year-Old's Mario Maker Stages, The Finale – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoBMzAkZZM After an anemic intro, we’re “treated” to a commercial by earbud pitchman James Rolfe.  He’s no Ron Popeil, that’s for sure. Okay, here’s the deal.  I watched it for eight minutes and I would pause the video every so… Read more3DO Interactive Multiplayer – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/angry-video-game-nerd-movie.html  https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/angry-video-game-nerd-movie-second.html There are my first attempts at this.  I only got to the 25 minute mark.  I have to get this two hours some day.  The movie is just so unbelievably bad, though.   So I left off with “The… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (third attempt)