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Kieran is making more money from Twitch than Erin is
I’ve been analysing more of the Twitch payout data. Pouring over the numbers day and night.
Kieran left Rex Viper after the first or second single citing “wanting to concentrate on Twitch.” I thought that it was a joke. I’ve seen a couple of his Twitch streams back before he locked everything down. They were horrible.
But no. Looking at the last six months, from May to September, he made about $3,800. Over the same period, Erin made about $3,300. If these trends continue, we’re looking at rough yearly earnings of $7,600 for Kieran and $6,600 for Erin.
Back in January 2021, Kieran was making like $15/month on Twitch. He was barely streaming, presumably. Then as soon as he starts taking this seriously, he’s making more money than Erin.
This is just further proof that Erin is totally wasting her time with this. A guy who basically just started streaming is already making more money than her. She’s been doing this for like four years.
Maybe he’s streaming a lot more than Erin. Let me check.
Maybe? He seems to stream every day or two but he also takes breaks of up to a week. These are mostly like three or four hour streams but his latest stream was for 12 hours.
Where does he find the time?
I was watching this recent AVGN nerd convention thing. As here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-9eF3d6-zg
I can’t time stamp it but I didn’t get very far into this “cringe” fest so it’s somewhere near the beginning. Kieran told an odd story. He was having trouble with his internet so called the internet people to come fix it. The engineer arrives and he says, “Are you Kieran from Cinemassacre?” And Kieran didn’t want to tell him because he was afraid that he would “dox” him. He did tell him and it turned out that this engineer was a big Rex Viper fan. I am not making this up. Kieran probably is but I’m not. So then Kieran said that if this guy is in the audience, he’ll take him backstage to meet Jimmy and the gang. Fortunately, nobody came forward to accept that weird groupie sex suggestion.
But the idea that Kieran thinks that people want to “dox” him is peculiar. There are a few homosexuals on Reddit so he thinks that everyone is against him. The truth is that nobody cares.
In any event, he’s making more money than Erin even though he basically only started streaming recently. Maybe it’s just that Erin needs to stream more. She’s not working. She has all the time in the world to stream. Why isn’t she doing this eight hours a day?
There’s her fake carpal tunnel syndrome, I guess. And how many times can ShiShi and the other retards give money? Whether she streams once a week or seven times a week, they can only subscribe once a month. And I don’t think that they’re going to give more “gift subs” just because she streams more. They only have so much money.
If she streamed more, she could grow her audience but how many people are going to be interested in this? It’s shit tier commentary and shit tier gameplay. Very few people are into that.
So I don’t know. I just found it interesting that Kieran is making more money than Erin, having just started streaming. It really puts into perspective just how poorly Erin is doing.
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Mike Matei (and presumably Erin) are vacationing in Peru
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUvXsjmJacM/
He shows a picture of his first class meal. It looks completely disgusting.
I remember as a child doing some travelling and there was some European guy yelling about the quality of the food. “Heat it up!” and he was talking about his roll. And the stewardess had to explain that there’s no heating facility on the plane.
It is absurd. Why is everything stone cold? But if that’s the only way you can do it, just serve food that’s meant to be cold. This salad and sandwich in the picture is an example of that, I guess, but it’s still vile. Find something palatable that can be served cold.
Frankly, the snacks are the only thing that work. Peanuts. Pretzels. Fine. Certain types of sandwich could work, for example a BLT or just a peanut butter sandwich but these are never the options. It’s always some weird mystery meat like in his picture. Fuck that mystery meat bullshit.
Anyway, there’s no mention of Mike and Erin going on vacation anywhere except for that one Instagram post.
And as it turns out, Mike was with Erin when she visited her parents in California. There’s a picture of the two of them at Disneyland.
Why all the secrecy? Why did Erin try to suggest that she’s visiting her parents alone? Why didn’t she just say, “I’m in California with Mike visiting my parents”?
Are they afraid that people are going to bust into the Matei homestead and steal all of his shit? I suppose that that might be a concern, actually. But can’t they at least announce that they’ve returned from a trip together?
So anyway, they’re in Peru now. Apparently. And from what I can gather, unless there’s been another mystery trip somewhere, this is Erin’s first trip abroad.
Why Peru? And the US isn’t open for travel, is it? I heard that it might be opening in November but only if you’re vaccinated, which is absurd. Although, they’d be able to go back whether they’re vaccinated or not and whether the US is open for travellers or not because presumably they’re US citizens.
So is Peru one of the few countries that’s open for travel? Is that why they went for Peru?
According to the US embassy in Peru website, you can travel to Peru if you submit a test dated within the last three days showing that you don’t have covid. Vaccination is not required.
“Double facemasks” are required in some shops and whatnot in Peru. That’s a new one for me. So put two pairs of underpants on your face. Then you’re protected from covid.
So maybe Peru was just chosen because it’s open. Or maybe Erin is going to become a drug mule. Use that anus for something other than Mike’s penis for a change.
I mean, how do you explain the first class flights? Mike is making $40,000/year from Twitch. This isn’t first class money. How can he afford any of the things that he has? Maybe he was making a lot of money from when he owned Cinemassacre and maybe he got a lot of money when he sold it to Screenwave and/or Jimmy Rolfe but he’s making $40,000/year now. He can’t be throwing his money away any more.
He’s trying to keep his sugarbaby sweet. He’s going to get bankrupted by this shit. He’s going to get bankrupted by ERIN. I just can’t figure that one out.
I’m reminded of that kid from Home Improvement. The youngest one, Mark. After the show, some stripper took all of his money. I can see that happening. Presumably, it was a hot chick. But Erin? Erin is no hot chick.
So let’s see what there is to see and do in Peru. Is Sergio from there? He’s from South America but I can’t remember where. Maybe it’s in the archives. Yeah. Argentina. Sorry, Sergio. Maybe the next time that Erin is in South America, she’ll stop by.
Oh, Machu Picchu. But that’s going to require a lot of walking. I don’t think that Mike can do that. Or even Erin.
I don’t know. Everything on TripAdvisor is outdoorsy stuff. Monasteries, vineyards, the Amazon River, the Amazon Rainforest, lakes, islands. I can’t see them doing any of this.
Let me check specifically Lima. Maybe there’s more accessible stuff to do. I don’t know. Marginally. Catacombs, museums, some kind of palace.
So that’s exciting Peru. Maybe they’re just going to go to a beach or something. But in October? Maybe it’s still warm in Peru. But Mike doesn’t strike me as somebody who would go to a beach.
Whatever. Maybe they can find some Disney shit there. Or go to a zoo and see cute animals.
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Kenner Aliens Toys – Pegwarmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW7Mg5iRfj8
The intro was so awkward, that I decided that I had to watch this. Tony from Hack the Movies is the special guest. Well, the extra special guest. The special guest is some other guy who’s appeared in a few of these before. I’m not sure if he can officially be called a co-host.
Here’s the problem with these two non-Tony guys: they’re giant nerds. I saw some other episode with these guys in them and they seem like pleasant people and I was moderately interested in what they had to say but they’re giant fucking nerds. They’ve traded women and a normal life for TOYS.
It’s sad. And it wasn’t inevitable. They chose this.
You can only work with what you’re given. Some people are more attractive than others. Some people are slimmer than others. Some people are more or less autistic than others.
These are obstacles but they’re not insurmountable. That fat guy hosting this can easily shave his beard or at least trim it down. He chose to grow that nerd beard out. He can also lose weight. He can also work on his social skills. And instead of wasting his money on toys, he can spend it on fixing up motorcycles. Or just put it in the bank. Or invest it in mutual funds.
Then the next thing you know, he’s a normal guy with a normal girlfriend.
He chose all of this. He’s wasting his life. He says that he has a girlfriend but, being as sensitive about this as possible, what has to be wrong with her that she’d go out with this guy?
So let’s get into this. Kenner Aliens Toys. Remember Aliens? No. Well, I do but I never saw any of the movies. Or had the toys. I don’t even remember the toys. So *nostalgia* can’t do any of the heavy lifting for this one. It’s all down the charisma of our three panel members.
It starts with a preview of the “cringe” to come. Tony is making some kind of jokes and the two awkward nerds just react awkwardly. It’s just bad.
Part of the problem is Tony. He was making jokes about girls not talking to him in high school. And the nerds just looked awkward.
Don’t make these sorts of comments around these guys. Don’t talk about women. They don’t like that. It makes them self-conscious. Just talk about the fucking toys.
So this guy Mike, who I think is about 45, single, and worked in IT, is sitting next to an Alf plush. Hey guys! Remember Alf? I do. It was that children’s show from the 1980s. I enjoyed it. But I’m an adult living in 2021. I don’t give a shit about Alf any more.
3:45 – Mike says that he owns Star Wars toys that were owned by Leonardo DiCaprio.
Uh huh. Oh, there actually is something about this. He does apparently collect action figures and he auctioned off 150 Star Wars figures in 2006.
Well, maybe if you look like a young Leonardo DiCaprio, you can collect toys and also have sex with women. But for the average guy? No. The toys have to go.
9:45 – Newt keeps interrupting AND HE’S NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW. He’s apparently the producer. This is the SECOND time this has happened. I was going to let it go but this is now twice. We can’t even hear what the fuck he’s saying because he doesn’t have a microphone. At least edit this shit out.
God, this is so amateur. He just keeps going and we have NO IDEA what he’s saying. Doesn’t he know this?
13:45 – Mike makes a reference to “Club Kids from the 90s” They were all gay. Flamboyant gay men with names like Paul the Pee Drinker. This is not a reference that he should be making.
14:30 – The host (Kevin?) says that he was babysitting his girlfriend’s son. Now we’re starting to get a picture of what kind of woman would go out with this guy. Once a woman has children, her standards suddenly drop. Or, to put it another way, she realises that her value in the dating market has dropped.
17:30 – Newt says something again. LEARN HOW THIS SHIT WORKS, NEWT! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
18:30 – Newt says something AGAIN. I’m about to turn this shit off. The people who actually have microphones and we can hear are fine. But having Newt interrupt with this totally inaudible bullshit is insufferable. How can he not know that this doesn’t work? I know NOTHING about podcasts or broadcasting or anything along these lines but I know that we can’t hear anything that anyone says unless they microphones. This is four fucking times now. Next time it happens, I’m done.
19:15 – That didn’t take long. Done. Fuck Newt.
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Van Helsing (2004) is Lame! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unje0RAeiPQ
The triumphant return of Newt. But also…eugh…Crystal Quin. I’ll do my best.
0:45 – Newt is talking about his medical condition.
Newt: I woke up on Friday 13 and the left side of my face was completely paralysed.
Crystal: Eww.
What a giant fucking scumbag. How much more superficial can anyone possibly be? He’s talking about having some sort of medical scare and all Crystal can think about is, “Ewww…he’s not hot any more.” Go fuck yourself, you Rocky Dennis-looking bitch.
Then Newt describes himself as being “crippy-faced”. He can go fuck himself too.
Just because something happens to you, it doesn’t give you free reign to make insulting jokes about it. Because not everything is about you, you self-absorbed cretin. You’re not the only person on earth who has medical problems. People with Bell’s palsy or who had a stroke or whatever the issue is are watching this piece of shit and then feeling bad about themselves. “Oh, I guess I’m crippy-faced too.” He’s an asshole.
1:00 – Then they show a clip of Tony behaving like an asshole to Newt when his face was paralysed. It’s a trio of assholes on this show. This is not appealing. People don’t want to watch one asshole, let alone three of them.
Can’t they get rid of these people? I mean, I suppose that you have to discard the entire cast. But that’s the only way that this can really work. It’s difficult to change your personality. You can’t just say to someone, “Hey, stop being an asshole.” They’ve internalised it. It’s who they are. It’s hard to change.
Who would my Talking About Tapes dream team be? Well, obviously that chubby Asian woman. I don’t know anything about her other than she’s chubby and Asian but that passes the Gamer Grrls test.
Then what about that “Italian” woman? Not because of her appearance, the horntards always talk about how hot she is, and she is an attractive woman, but she gets my endorsement because I’ve never heard her say anything objectionable. With these Screenwave losers, you can’t expect good. The best you can hope for is the absence of bad.
Then rounding out the trio…maybe a guy…hmm…slim pickings. When Justin is with a woman on these things, for example the Rental Reviews with Erin, he’s basically just another woman there. He doesn’t give any kind of masculine opinion. So he’s out. Kieran..no. Jimmy…fuck no. Oh, maybe that nerd guy from OverAnalyzers is free and still lives in the area. Not the bearded guy but the other guy. He was okay.
1:15 – Then Crystal…I don’t even want to repeat this. But she says bizarre, insensitive shit to Newt. Fucking horse-faced bitch.
1:45 – Tony says that the Ginger Snaps episode “under-performed”. He says shit like this a lot. The difference in views among all of these videos is marginal but he thinks that he’s some kind of a Youtube “professional” so his data analysis is important.
By the way, Tony should be thankful that this Ginger Snaps video “underperformed”. This was the AWFUL video with Johanna and Crystal in it where they were UNBELIEVEABLY obnoxious. I couldn’t even make it ten minutes into that shit. Totally unwatchable.
2:00 – Then there’s footage from some dumb skit of two werewolves. I think that one of them is Crystal, judging from the attire (or lack thereof).
It’s just so bad. All of this is bad. Why is he doing these dumb skits? They don’t add anything.
And why is the lighting so dark? Well…maybe I shouldn’t complain about that one. It makes a slight improvement to Miss Quin’s appearance.
2:15 – Tony says that he hired an exterminator to get rid of the werewolves outside of the store. I know that this is stupid but there’s a reason that I’m going over this. Crystal then says, “An exterminator is going to take care of the –?”
She’s right. It doesn’t make sense. This wouldn’t be a job for an exterminator. This would be an animal control situation. Your local city government should be able to sort you out. They either have an animal control worker on staff or they’ll liaise with such a professional. Exterminators don’t deal with anything bigger than a rat.
3:00 – Crystal is talking about “sexy” actors and actresses who she wants to have sex with…
Get the message. We don’t want this shit. If Crystal can’t get this through her prodigious cranium, maybe Tony can get the message. Get rid of her. What aren’t you getting? She’s awful.
8:00 – Crystal claims to have watched this movie after “Doing an 18 hour day.”
Doing what? Letting children ride on her back at the carnival? When are they going to outlaw that shit?
17:00 – Newt tells a long story about going to Hollywood to sell a script (or something) and ends up watching gay porn with a bunch of guys. I don’t know. I’ve totally tuned out. I’m playing Dungeon Crawl. Anyone play that? I like playing it while listening to god awful podcasts.
Oh, speaking of which, while I remember, I tried to watch the latest Cinemassacre Podcast where they talk about aliens. Wholly unwatchable. I made it ten minutes. And I wasn’t even watching for the purposes of writing a review. I was trying to do this for my own “enjoyment”. No. There’s no enjoyment to be found in that shit. I didn’t even make it ten minutes before I had to shut it off.
41:45 – Oh, Crystal is talking about a hot chick who she wants to have sex with. Great.
You know what I’d like to see some time? A rebuttal from any of these hot chicks. Would THEY want to have sex with CRYSTAL QUIN? I’m thinking no.
44:30 – More of this dumb skit. Crystal is making out with Newt, I guess. They’re both in werewolf masks. Then that “Italian” woman enters, wearing some leather outfit, and draws a sword. Then there’s some bad…what do I even call this? There’s just bad everything.
You know what? I don’t want to watch this any more. I don’t even know what they’re talking about. I’m not listening to this shit.
Thumbs down for me. I’m the 62nd person to do so.
Somebody in the comments makes a nerdy and insensitive wrestling comment. They say that Newt should cosplay as Jim Ross. Somebody else suggests that Crystal should be Kane, for reasons that I don’t understand. I’m thinking that Crystal would be a better Mantaur.
– “There are probably hundreds of sites you can watch this (or any other movie) for free.”
It’s true. This is something that they always talk about, and it was discussed in this episode. “I rented it from Amazon!” and whatever. Are they really this fucking stupid? They don’t know about torrents? They don’t know about streaming video sites? If they want to get it legitimately, fine.
– “DAMNIT CRYSTAL!! STOP HOGGING ALL THE GORGEOUS AND RAD AND AWESOME FOR YOURSELF!”
This guy honestly expects to get a date out of this. Think about the crazy nightmare world that this guy must live in.
– “I can’t watch when newt is on…. I watch all the episodes without him and they’re great. It’s unfortunate that he had what he had and I wish him well.”
I don’t know. I’m starting to feel that way myself. Just the association with Crystal is enough to make him dislikeable to me. Crystal is a dislikeable blackhole. Anyone in her orbit becomes dislikeable.
1:18:00 – Yeah, here’s an example of what I mean. Some horntard time-stamped this. Newt says that some character is similar to himself in that he’s “hung like a moose.” Then moose-head Crystal gives him an obnoxious, exaggerated expression, as she’s wont to do.
I don’t want any of this. I don’t want to know about Newt’s sex life. I’m sorry. Does anyone? Review the fucking movie, you faggot. It’s not difficult. Especially the way Tony does it. Just go over the plot points. We don’t need to know about the size of your genitals.
And he’ll talk about all of the hot girlfriends he’s had and all of the sexy stuff that he does to the ladies. Why? Why is any of this happening? These are movie reviews. Start a separate series where you talk about your sex life. See how under-performing that goes, in every sense of the word.
That’s the answer. Get Newt and Crystal on their own channel. I don’t to watch these assholes. Let them talk about hot chicks and gas prices and what state the viewers are from.
Wouldn’t you rather see this:
That’s from the video where “real people” talked about some console shit. They were all Screenwave employees or various hangers on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmVM90UkEQ
She was also in the AVGN episode where they did a parody of Masterchef. She was making excrement. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I can’t find that video.
And it’s not just the chubby Asian aspect. She’s one of the few people in that video who doesn’t come off as a giant douchebag. She’s keeping it real. And you can even hear it in the accent. It’s gritty. It’s street. And yet, she’s also polite and well-mannered. She’s folding her hands. She says things like, “I don’t care for it”. She knows that just because you’re from an urban, working class background doesn’t mean you have to be some crude, uncultured jackass.
So there it is. There’s your replacement for Crystal Quin. She’s not going to talk about hot chicks and how everybody wants to have sex with her. She’s more sensible than that. She’s classier than that. She has contributions to make that people actually want to hear. Relevant contributions. Intelligent contributions.
You’d also get some fucking diversity on the show. Bring you into the 21st century.
Or maybe she’d completely suck ass. But I know one thing for certain: she couldn’t possibly be any worse than Crystal Quin. Fucking get rid of Horse Face McGee and her 18 hour work days down at the carnival. She needs to be put out to pasture. Let her live out the rest of her days soaking up the sunshine down at the ranch. Chewing on hay the way God intended.
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BREAKING NEWS – Twitch Earnings Leaked – Gamer Grrls Not Earning a Living Wage
Actually, very few people are earning a living wage according to this data. There are a handful of people making millions but it quickly drops off.
The 1000th highest earner on Twitch is making like $5,000/month or $60,000/year, which is a good salary in the US but nothing crazy.
The 2000th highest earner is making roughly half that so $30,000/year. That’s about the average salary in the US.
The 3000th highest earner is making about half that again so $15,000/year. That’s poverty wages in the US.
There are over a million people on Twitch. If you’re not in the top 2000, forget it. About two-thirds of the people on Twitch are getting NOTHING. I don’t mean low amounts, I mean literally $0. The people at the very bottom actually have negative earnings. What does that even mean? They’re doing so poorly that they actually owe Twitch money?
Prominent news outlets like EuroGamer, or whatever it is, are claiming that women are being paid significantly less than men. Obviously, this is all just based on subscriber numbers and whatnot but it seems that women are doing worse than men. That may be surprising to some people.
Let’s look at a couple of random accounts. For privacy reasons, I’ll call this person E Plays. No, that’s too obvious. Let’s say Erin P.
The spreadsheet breaks the earnings down based on ads, subscribers, bits, and Prime subscribers. I think that I know what all of this means. Ads are the ads that get shown in the streams. Subscribers are when people renew their subscription. It’s like $5/month or something. Bits are just straight up, “Here’s some money.” And Prime subscribers are something to do with Amazon. If you get Amazon Prime, which gives you free shipping and whatnot, you’re also given two free Twitch subscriptions a month.
So I looked at the data for 2020. That’s the only full calendar year that’s included in this leak. And when you combine these various sources of Twitch income, Erin made about $6,900.
We can look at Mike M now. He made about $40,000. I wasn’t sure that I was doing this right but this seems to accord with figures that were published of the top Twitch earners which showed that Mike made $97,000 over the course of the two years and three months in this data.
It’s not nearly as much as I thought. But at $40,000, it definitely puts him as one of the highest earners on Twitch.
This is not a money maker. Go get a job in any office and after the normal promotions and whatnot you’ll make more money than this in just a few years.
Erin is actually doing better than I thought but $6,900/year is not something that you can live on. Add the $1,700/year that she gets from Youtube (according to Social Blade) and you’re still only at $8,600/year. She’s also on Patreon but nobody goes there. It’s ShiShi and two other people.
When I was in college, I delivered pizza one day a week. I made about $150/day. So per year, that would be $7,200.
A one day a week job delivering pizza, that I did in college, pays almost as much as what Erin is getting. And this was like 20 years ago so adjusted for inflation, I was making more money than Erin is. For working one day a week.
Maybe Erin can consider a career as a pizza delivery driver. Although, I don’t think that pizza delivery is quite the profession that it was back in the day, what with Uber and the like driving down wages. Also, it depends on your location. I don’t know how busy the pizzarias in rural Pennsylvania are.
This is never going to become remotely profitable for Erin. Do it as a hobby. Go get a job like a normal person. Erin is never going to get in the top 2000 of Twitch to earn that sweet $30,000/year. Had she just stayed in the fucking record store, she’d be making at least that much as a manager.
She thought that she was going to be the next Belle Delphine. How deluded does she have to be to believe that?
Erin is an average-looking woman in her mid-30s who has negative charisma and has absolutely no knowledge of video games or experience with video games or skill at video games. But she’s going to make a fortune streaming video games? It’s complete madness. Why did nobody intervene? Why did nobody say, “Hey. This is insane. Don’t do it. It’s not going to work.”
I’ve been saying it for years. So I’ve done my part. But what about anybody close to her? Where the fuck are her parents? Why didn’t they warn her?
I appreciate not wanting to crush somebody’s dreams but it’s a total farce. How can anybody believe that somebody with no experience with video games is going to make money from playing video games? Just state the obvious. “Why are you getting into video games, Erin? Are you sure that this is going to be a profitable venture? Because it doesn’t seem like this is a good idea to me.”
That’s all that her parents had to say. I know that they probably don’t know all the ins and outs of Twitch and what it takes to be successful there (be a smoking hot chick and/or be charismatic and/or be good at video games) but they must have had an inkling that this not going to work. She never fucking played a video game before. That wasn’t a red flag that this isn’t going to work?
What if she wanted to be a country music star, having never sung or played an instrument before and not even liking country music? Would her parents have intervened then? It’s the exact same fucking thing. It’s completely insane. How did she think that this was ever going to work?
Frankly, it’s remarkable that she’s even getting $6,900/year. So kudos to that, I guess. But in terms of making money, in terms of being able to support yourself like a normal adult, this was a total disaster. It’s a monumentally stupid decision. She left a normal job for this ridiculous bullshit.
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WarioWare: Get It Together (Nintendo Switch) – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-0R_RLkoE
Two and a half hours. So much for carpal tunnel syndrome. Or even “hand overuse”.
1:00 – “Thank you very much to the viewer who gifted me this.”
Who was it? She doesn’t even know. That’s how little she thinks of these losers. And yet they continue to “gift” her games.
Erin complained about how Wario’s nose appears a lot in this game. I didn’t know what she was talking about but seeing it now, yeah…it’s disgusting. Why did they do this? It’s like a disembodied nose and the moustache is its legs.
1:45 – “This is so fast-paced. I forget how crazy it is.”
She said that she never played it before. But, once again, Erin has “forgotten” something about video games.
2:30 – “Eww. Look at his bellybutton. I don’t like bellybuttons.”
This is brutal. And earlier she mentioned that she didn’t like the lips of some character. It’s going to be this level of idiotic commentary for two and a half hours.
Then she edited something out…have to fucking check Twitch.
Well….Edward Bova says, “hi what’s up how are you doing hope The asthmatic juices are flowing well through the anal cavity today”
Ummm…I’ll just move on.
Actually, if you go to this guy’s Twitch profile, you get an idea of the type of person who goes to Erin’s streams. I’ll just say that. I won’t link to his profile but if you look it up, you’ll see what I mean.
Then Erin laughed and said, “Thank you Edward.” For what? Making some nonsensical comment about asthmatic juices and your anus?
Then Edward says, “hi what’s up how are you doing”. She already answered you, Edward. Why do you keep wanting replies? And you’re asking stupid questions. “How are you doing”? You think that she hasn’t heard that one a million times already?
I’ll bring this back to internet dating, because that’s basically what this is. It’s retards using this because they think that they’re going to get a date out of this shit.
Don’t ever say, “How are you doing?” as a message. Unless you’re a young Brad Pitt, you won’t get a reply. It’s brainless. Think of something else to say. Look at her fucking profile and think of something to say.
Then Sergio says, “How are you?”
See? This is what I’m saying. Sergio is at least as big of an idiot as Edward is. You’re not going to get a fucking date out of this. It’s impossible. And certainly not with chat like this. It’s boring as fuck. You have to be different. You have to be interesting. And even if you’re different and interesting, it’s not happening. She’s with the love of her life, Mike Matei. She’s not going to leave him for some retard on Twitch.
I was going to say that you also have to look at the logistics. Does Erin even live close to you? But that’s not really an issue for Erin, is it? She moved across the country to live with Mike.
Get a huge following to your channel. Then MAYBE Erin will go out with you. Once you start doing better than Mike, you have a chance. That’s what Joe from Gamesack is betting on.
Then Edward says, “It makes sense if you watch Aaron’s latest video about TurboGrafx 16 anal cavity and her asthmatic juices We’re acting up in front of Mike”
Oh. I’m sorry that I skipped that one. But it seems like I’m not the only one. That video got HORRIBLE view numbers. So hopefully she’s done with that lazy as fuck 30 second “review” experiment.
Somebody asks Erin what she wants for her birthday. To her credit, she didn’t engage with this. She said that she’s not thinking about her birthday. The horntard obviously wanted to get her something.
So Erin cut all of that out. Why? She said in a recent video that streaming on Twitch isn’t about the gameplay, it’s about talking to the horntards. So then she edits out all of the talking to the honrtards.
3:45 – Erin didn’t know what she was doing. She says that she “forgot” that you can’t use the d-pad. Uh huh. “Forgot” again.
4:15 – “Am I going to do it two player? Oh, like with Mike? Yeah, probably eventually.”
On stream, for money. Why doesn’t she ever play games with the horntards? This seems a natural. Does anyone do this? It seems like it was be hugely popular.
4:30 – Then Sophie says that it’s her birthday. She’s hoping for gifts from the horntards. It’s probably not even a woman. I assume that it’s a guy in a dress.
5:30 – “Thank you so much Mike Matei Live for gifting five subs.”
How pathetic is this?
“Thank you, Mike. You didn’t have to do that.”
Of course he did. This is the agreement. You’re not doing all of that buttsex for free, are you?
6:45 – “Dr Wario is creepy looking. I wouldn’t trust him.”
Maybe she can go to Dr Wario for her carpal tunnel syndrome.
7:45 – Erin claims that she might play some Castlevania game “On her own” but she’ll “Probably stream it.”
I’m leaning towards the latter.
10:45 – “I remember her from one of the last games I played. She’s so cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
11:30 – “The little glitch bugs are cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
12:30 – “I wish I had fountains in front of my house.”
Well, getting a job would be a start. But, of course, even then it’s unlikely that somebody just working for a living would be able to afford a property that had fountains. So what gold-digging Erin is really saying is that she wished that she found a guy rich enough to have fountains in front of his house. But all she could manage was Mike Matei.
“This is so like…it’s cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
Is she even trying with this? She must know that it’s bad. Why does anyone even watch this shit?
12:45 – Mike says, “I’ll install a fountain.”
Erin replies, “Awesome. I want one that looks like it’s from a mall in the 80s”.
Pathetic on so many levels.
Mike has a reasonable amount of money. And he’s blowing it on ERIN. And Erin isn’t even grateful. She wants more. She wants a richer sugar daddy. And Mike knows it.
I used to get these sugar babies once in a while on Tinder. They were almost always under 25. There might be a fat 18 or 19 year old but any older than that, they were usually attractive.
I never went in for any that shit because I’m not a complete loser. But this is the market. If you’re paying women to go out with you, they’re going to be young and/or attractive. Erin is neither.
If some 35 year old average looking woman messaged me saying, “I like to be spoiled”, or some other sugarbaby codeword, they would be out of their fucking mind. I’m not paying a 35 year old average looking woman to go out with me.
But this is exactly what Mike is doing. He’s an idiot. She’s making a complete fool out of him. What is even the appeal? She’s dumb as fuck, she’s boring, and she doesn’t know anything about anything.
Is it just the buttsex? Is Erin’s anus somehow better than the average anus? It would have to be remarkably better than average for any sensible person to put up with this. She’s a complete parasite. I could not stand ten fucking minutes of her banal conversations about Britney Spears. I have the luxury of turning this shit off when I’m sick of her. Mike has to live with her 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
And he’s PAYING for the privilege. He talks about buying her cars and fountains. He presumably has bought a car for her. He pays for her many trips to California.
Erin would have to pay me. I am not listening to these constant lies about carpal tunnel syndrome and so forth unless I’m getting paid. I am not dealing with boring as fuck stories about Disney actors for free. I am not having sex with that chubby, flat-chested woman for my own enjoyment. I need to get paid.
It’s just complete madness. Why on earth is Mike paying for this? Why does Joe from Gamesack WISH that he could pay for this? Do these guys not know any other women? What the fuck is the appeal? She’s a total zero across the board. Personality, intelligence, appearance…zero, zero, zero.
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Little Jeffy Rolfe (the meme that Reddit doesn't want you to see)
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Blade Runner, Psychonauts 2, Big Con, Airport Dog game and more September updates – Cannot be Tamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ubUh-XpVo&t=167s
0:00 – Just CannotBeTamed chilling with her life partner.
0:30 – Shout out to Twitch. Oh, that’s right. Pam is streaming on Twitch now. I couldn’t bring myself to watch any of that shit. It looks boring as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. She streams adventure games. That’s a hard pass from me.
I like adventure games, or did, but I don’t want to watch some charisma blackhole stumbling through that shit. It’s not a genre that lends itself to streaming.
1:15 – Shout out to Pam’s birthday. It’s 4 October. Happy birthday to Pam. Is she 40? Over 40? Who knows?
But she’s going to be doing some fundraising for the Indian Residential School Survivors Society. Umm…let me look that up.
These were schools in Canada where they tried to assimilate American Indian children into the broader Canadian society. Could a graduate of such a program really be described as a “survivor”? And these schools all closed in 1947. These people are all elderly now.
I don’t know anything about these particular schools but is assimilating American Indians any worse than the assimilation that happened with any other group of people? People used to speak German in the US but that all ended with WWII. People used to speak French in Louisiana but that largely ended. Name an ethnic group. They’ve all been assimilated in the US culture or the Canadian culture.
Is it even a bad thing?
Oh, by the way, she’s fundraising by playing video games on Twitch. Just like how the American Indians used to do back in the day.
2:00 – It’s her official shoot oot. It’s a gamer grrl with FOUR videos.
It’s official. We’ve run out of gamer grrls.
Pam used to shoot oot a gamer grrl every month. Then she started adding guys to the mix because she was running out of women. Then she dropped the shoot oot entirely. There’s just nobody left, apparently. Not many women are interested in this shit.
3:45 – She shows the games that she bought in the previous month. Who cares? Moving on. Fortunately, she time-stamps everything.
Then she talks about games that she’s been playing. I don’t care about this either. Let me look for a semi-interesting game…
9:45 – An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. I think that this is pornography for Pam.
22:45 – Speaking of which, extended footage of Pam’s life partner. This is just uncomfortable.
I don’t understand how anyone can watch these videos. She’s unbelievably boring. Who cares what games she’s been playing?
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More Plagiarism Mania Over on PinkNews – Cinemassacre
Oh wait. I mean Reddit. Apparently, the second video in Monster Madness is also plagiarised. I saw the claims on this one and…come on. Now we’re just reaching. There was one sentence that was maybe sort of similar but it could have been a complete coincidence. And then for whatever reason, Justin went along with this bullshit and said that it’s all plagiarism and somebody is getting fired.
James Rolfe should be worried about his job, I guess. Justin said that these were taken from his notes from ten years ago. Justin also said that Newt had absolutely nothing to do with this second video.
So they’re going to fire Jimmy, I guess. How the fuck are they going to do AVGN without him? Just replace the actor, I guess. This could be the best thing that ever happened to the channel, frankly. James was terrible.
How crazy is it that the weakest link in a show is the titular character? He contributes NOTHING. He doesn’t write. His unscripted stuff is horrendous. He sleepwalks his way through the scripted stuff. And now, apparently, he’s just ripping off movie reviews from 15 years ago. It’s time for James to go. I agree entirely with Justin’s threats.
But if they try to pin this on Newt or some unnamed mystery person, that’s complete bullshit. Maybe the workload was too heavy. These Screenwave people do seem to an enormous amount and all the while, James is just at home playing in his toilet all day.
And what do you suppose that these people get paid? If it’s as much as $25,000/year, I’d be surprised. And that intern, who I think has been suggested as a suspect, might be getting nothing.
All the while, do-nothing Jimmy Rolfe is collecting the big bucks. And Ryan, the owner of this company, was recently boasting on a shit podcast about buying a new house. What the fuck is he doing to earn all of this money? Maybe pass some of that money down to the people who are actually doing the fucking work.
“Someone is definitely getting fired”. Go fuck yourself, you bootlicker. James is the problem and we all know it. Don’t try to pin this on anyone else.
And why does Justin even engage with this? So somebody (James) ripped off an old review for his shitty Youtube video. Who cares? It’s just a handful of homosexuals who are blowing this up because they want they want Screenwave gone. Ignore it and they’ll move on to something else in a few days.
Either that or people are REALLY concerned about intellectual property over there. I read comments about how people get expelled from university over this and lose their job over this sort of thing. Come on. Really?
First of all, who cares? Has nobody cheated on a test before? Has nobody plagiarised papers before? If they revoked everyone’s degree who cheated and/or plagiarised, there would be about 15 people on earth who hold degrees.
I used to go to the library and copy whole sections from books and put it into my papers. In high school, I just copied and pasted large sections of the Encarta article on “heroin” and used that for my paper. And then for the PCP paper, I took the same exact paper that I turned in for the heroin assignment and I just changed all of the “heroin”s to “PCP”.
Am I in danger of having my high school diploma and university degree taken away from me now? They can fucking have them back. I never got a single job from that shit. My life wouldn’t change AT ALL if they revoked my diploma and degree.
The very notion of plagiarism is a recent one. It used to be common and accepted to copy other people’s shit. It was a sign of being a member of the intelligentsia if you were able to quote, uncited, from other people’s work.
I think that modern scholars have shit on Martin Luther King Jr for ripping off other people’s shit in his speeches. No. That’s how it was done. “Plagiarism” is a recent concept. It came into existence not out of some scholarly circle but because companies like Disney wanted to profit from the work that was done, by people who the company employed, in perpetuity.
It’s a capitalist invention. And people in the US get particularly worked up about it because it’s a country of giant bootlickers. The propaganda machine in the US is so massive that it’s completely worn the people down to the point where people want some nebulous person to be fired over a shit Youtube video. And they don’t even know why.
Ask these people what the issue is. You think that they give a shit that some writer from 15 years ago had his work “stolen”? No. They just blindly go along with the idea that this is wrong but they don’t know why.
Go to China and see what they have to say about plagiarism. They won’t even know what you’re talking about. The concept doesn’t exist. It’s because they don’t have a culture that kowtows to big business, which is quite unlike the US.
Look at how ridiculously this corporate concept is applied in an academic setting. If you quote from a source and put the citation, it’s fine. If you don’t, it’s evil plagiarism.
So little quote marks and cluttering up the bottom of your page with the citation is virtuous and you can turn that in and get an “A” but if you eschew the quotation marks and don’t put the citation in, you should be expelled. What sense does that make?
Or you can just take somebody else’s words and re-arrange them. No need to quote. So just sit there with a thesaurus, change a few words, and now the work is yours. It’s stupid.
Also, “borrowing” from a lot of different sources is another way that you can rip people’s ideas off and not credit them for it. If you rip off one person, it’s plagiarism. If you rip off two people, it’s research.
It’s all complete bullshit. And the reason that it makes no sense is because they’re applying a corporate idea into academia. There’s no intellectual basis for the concept of plagiarism. It’s purely about profit.
Let’s check out what Wikipedia has to say. I’ll cite my source, so as not to upset the homosexuals on Reddit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagiarism
“In some countries the act of plagiarizing a professional’s work is seen as flattering. Students who move to the United States and other Western countries from countries where plagiarism is not frowned upon often find the transition difficult.”
Right there on Wikipedia. In the intro. This wasn’t some crazy communist bullshit that I was talking about.
Nevertheless, I hope that the culprit (James Rolfe) is captured soon, publicly castigated, and given the firing that he richly deserves.
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Super Mario Land 2 (Game Boy) – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBmuD0DD5vI&t=5034s
Hey guys! Remember Super Mario Land? I do, Erin. I owned and played the game in my youth. It’s probably the easiest Super Mario game ever made. So let’s see how you do.
She immediately cut stuff out of the video. Let’s see what gems we’re missing.
“So my allergies suck. It’s always something with me. I try not to be, and like I try to keep a lot of it to myself but then it’s also like, whatever.”
It seems to be mostly the “whatever”. She’s CONSTANTLY talking about her fake maladies. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. But she does this to get attention.
“I haven’t played this…a lot…probably since like middle school but I grew up with this and I like it.”
We can do an Erin Plays Challenge here. I haven’t played the game since probably…I don’t know…high school? But I bet that I can still beat it on my first attempt. Let me fire up the emulator.
Well, I’ve decided not to upload the footage so you’ll just have to take my word on all of this. I hadn’t played the game in at least 20 years. I didn’t remember all of the secrets and shit. Also, I think that the keys were mapped the wrong way around. I kept wanting to jump but it was the other button so I died a few times because of this.
Nevertheless, I was able to beat all of the levels and I had like 45 lives going into the end castle. But there was a lot of platforming in that last level and things seemed to speed up and slow down a lot (maybe this lag is accurate to the game), and I had this persistent problem of not knowing what the jump key was, so I just rage quit after about five deaths.
Let’s see how Erin fares.
Yeah, it does seem to lag for Erin too. It must just be how the game was.
1:00 – “Super Mario Land 1 is kind of an odd game when you think about it. It’s like an odd vibe.”
Yeah. It was a different team who worked on it. That’s why there are all of those weird enemies who have never been seen before or since. Like those jumping zombies and shit. Something like this. Just look it up on Wikipedia. I don’t remember exactly.
1:30 – “Have I seen the Mtv series Date My Mom? I have.”
Holy shit. Mark this day. Erin has actually seen something. Let’s see what great commentary she has to share about the show.
“Ummm…I’ve seen most of those Mtv dating shows from the early 2000s, unfortumately”.
Right…well, can you say anything about them? Is there a particular episode that you can remember or something? Particular contestant?
“I’ve seen a lot of trash tv.”
Okay. We get it. You’ve seen stuff. But can you talk about any of it? Don’t just give these generic answers. The man is talking about Date My Mom. What do you remember about that show in particular?
“I’ve seen Date My Mom. I’ve seen Next. Remember Next? What else is there?”
We don’t need a list. This is boring. Give us specific examples of things that you remember from Date My Mom. Or compare it to similar shows. What did you like or dislike about Date My Mom compared to, for example, Next?
She finally remembers Room Raiders. Or something. And says that Zac Efron was on an episode.
Who is this? Somebody who was on the Disney Channel. Of course. It seems that the only thing Erin has ever seen is shit on the Disney Channel.
2:15 – “I was trying to show Mike Room Raiders because he didn’t know what it was.”
Erin didn’t know what it was. It took her an age to remember the name. What’s wrong with her?
Then she starts giving details about Room Raiders. Why didn’t she do this for Date My Mom? That’s what the guy was actually asking about. Well, this is still better than just listing tv shows, I guess.
3:45 – She’s still telling this meandering story about Room Raiders but she managed to get through the fist level without even taking a hit. She’s in the zone.
Then she’s on the conveyor belt bonus level and she actually does seem to know the trick about where you should drop the claw in order to get the bonus lives. But she only got one bonus life. When I played this game just now, every single time I got this bonus stage, it was the three life heart. And that’s how I remember it being back in the day. Maybe she’s playing a different version of the game. Like a later version number. 1.02 or something. Because being able to get those three lives every time was pretty broken.
And then, yeah, Erin’s story doesn’t go anywhere and even she knows this. “I don’t know why I’m telling this story.”
I remember an episode of Singled Out where the ladies were tasked with making a sculpture of their torso with a little thing of clay. And one woman’s English wasn’t very good so she didn’t know what “torso” meant. Jenny McCarthy was trying to explain and she was pointing to her own torso as she read the task out again. But this woman wasn’t quite getting it so she just balled the clay and put a nipple on it. Then Miss McCarthy looked at the finished product, laughed, and said, “That’s your torso?”
But this is about Mario. Erin is really on fire. She’s going to beat this thing no problem.
7:15 – Erin claims to have been playing Switch games while she was visiting her parents in California. In her spare time. I’ll bet.
She says that she wants to stream one of the games that she was playing. That makes more sense.
8:15 – “One of you guys was nice enough to gift me Wario Ware.”
Why would she take games from these people who she knows are literally retarded? It’s disgusting. But she says that she plans to stream it one day.
Erin keeps trying to go into a narrow space that Mario obviously can’t fit through when he’s in his “super” form.
9:30 – “I feel like I’m missing something.”
Yeah. Skill. That first level might have been a fluke. She’s pretty bad at this. She hasn’t died yet but this is not good.
“You know that Mario castle where you have to listen for the cue, like the beep, to know if you should go up or down?”
Ummm….no. I don’t know anything about that. Erin must be a bigger Mario pro than I am.
She never seems to use the run button. So this is slow as fuck.
12:15 – “I didn’t have the nerve study yet, no. I have that tomorrow. So I’m a little nervous but it will be fine. I’m not going to think about it. So yeah, because they’re not sure if it’s carpal tunnel. It could be…they don’t know.”
I’ll tell you what it is. Complete bullshit.
“It could just be overuse, which is, you know, probably the case. But it could be something so I’m getting a nerve study done.”
Now she’s backtracking from the carpal tunnel story. After going AT LEAST eight years with the theory that she has carpal tunnel syndrome and seeing numerous doctors about this, who all told her that it was nothing, she’s now finally saying, “It’s probably just overuse.”
How is it even overuse? What is she doing all day that’s causing her hands any discomfort? It’s certainly not playing video games. Even by her own account, being on her phone was her explanation.
13:45 – This time the conveyor belt had all 3-life hearts. Maybe I just got lucky when I played recently. But yeah, the fact that Erin knows when to drop the claw suggests to me that she might have actually played this before. This is remarkable.
She still hasn’t died, by the way.
14:30 – Then she died because she decided to use the run button for the first time. “I went too fast.”
15:00 – “You never know what batshit crazy thing I’m going to say next. How I’m going to embarrass myself next. You don’t know. You got to keep watching.”
She’s right. There seems to be no limit on how much Erin can embarrass herself. She’s always topping herself. Very introspective comment.
17:00 – She’s talking about Halloween streams. “I need to get costumes but I just don’t have ideas. I mean, I have a few ideas but I need more costumes.”
Speaking of embarrassing herself.
22:00 – “Yes, the Kool-Aid man has a game on Cole — Intellivision? Or is it Colecovision? I think it’s Colecovision.”
The Atari 2600, Erin. But let’s see if she’s right. Maybe there was also a Coleco game.
No. It was Atari 2600 and Intellivision.
26:15 – “Here’s the problem with Rondo of Blood. See, I started it and then my…wrist and hand pain got really bad.”
She was about to say “carpal tunnel”. She’s not saying that any more since she apparently went to the doctor and the doctor told her, once again, it would seem, that it’s not carpal tunnel syndrome.
28:00 – A horntard asks her to continue to stream Doom Eternal. Erin says that it’s Mike’s XBox and that she only uses the XBox to play Doom Eternal. Then she whispers, “I’m a fake gamer.”
She’s on a roll today. First, she admits that the carpal tunnel syndrome was all bullshit. Now she admits that this whole “gamer” thing is a fraud. I have to give credit where credit is due. What can I say? This is all that I’ve been asking for going on YEARS now. Just admit that you’re a fraud, Erin. And here she’s finally done it.
Oh. Then she immediately says, “Just kidding.”
Come the fuck on. In what respect can she possibly be a “gamer”. She doesn’t know anything about any game ever made.
Although, oddly, she does seem to know something about Super Mario Land 2. That claw mini-game at least. She’s not just dropping it randomly. She’s strategically dropping it in the right spot. This is something that you pick up…I don’t know…after playing the game for a few hours, maybe. So she must have played it for at least a few hours. That makes Super Mario Land 2 one of Erin’s most played games.
Then she whispers, “Who cares?”
Well, people who are interested in honesty and integrity, I guess. This is how psychopaths think. It’s your fault for being conned by me.
Listen to any John Wayne Gacy interview. He blames the victims for getting murdered. What were they doing with him? They should have known better. They were bad kids.
These people don’t take responsibility for the harm that they cause. Erin is taking money from the mentally retarded. It doesn’t get much lower than that. But she says that we shouldn’t care. Who cares that this is all a fraud? What cares that I don’t know anything about video games and I don’t give a shit about video games? You’re the idiot for believing me.
Of course it’s true that you’d have to be an idiot to believe that Erin is a real “gamer” but that’s exactly what these people are. It’s not okay to take advantage of the mentally disabled. Do I really have to say that? This is something that we all know. But to psychopaths like Erin, it doesn’t matter. These people deserve to be taken advantage of.
30:00 – Wait a minute. Now she dropped the claw in this minigame randomly. Were the previous times just a fluke?
31:30 – “I don’t know a tonne about Star Trek, but I do know that Wesley has some amazing sweaters.”
Erin has indicated before, many times, that she’s a big Star Trek fan. At least now she’s coming clean.
32:30 – A horntard asks, “Out of all of the Mario games, what are some of your favourite power ups?” Erin gives this a long think, having barely played any of the games.
She says that tanooki suit.
34:00 – HORRIBLE attempt at the easiest boss in the game. She misses him five times in a row.
Then after she beats him, she starts stretching. Carpal tunnel. Or, to use the current story, “hand overuse”.
36:30 – Erin claims that household bugs are a problem on “The East Coast.” Really ? This is unique to “The East Coast”? You don’t experience insect infestations on “The West Coast”?
37:00 – She acknowledges that her gameplay is poor but says that livestreaming isn’t about the gameplay, it’s about talking to the horntards.
She keeps dying on this totally optional level. Why doesn’t she just skip it? She apparently doesn’t know that it’s optional.
38:15 – Erin claims that if she were to ever try a no-death run of a game it would be Yoshi’s Island because “I know that game like the back of my hand.”
Uh huh. Unfortunately, my review of her Yoshi’s Island run was on Reddit. I’ll have to upload all of these to the blog one day. But spoiler: she was really bad at the game.
40:15 – Then, having managed to beat the level, she decides to play it again. Holy shit. But she knew the command to exit the stage. You have to press start and then A or B, I think. I don’t remember exactly.
46:45 – She again drops the claw randomly. No, I don’t think that she knows the secret with this.
47:00 – “Oh. There’s a hidden exit? I didn’t know that.”
Yeah…I’m starting to think that she never played this before. There are secret exits in some of the levels that take you to an appropriately secret level. Anyone who has played this game for any significant length of time would know that. But not in the level that she’s playing now. She doesn’t know this.
49:45 – Another random attempt at the claw game. This confirms it. She doesn’t know and she’s barely played this before.
See, this is why I had 45 lives when I got to the castle stage. It’s easy as fuck to get 3 bonus lives after every level if you know when to drop that claw. And usually you get the claw minigame. Sometimes you get some other mini game and that one’s completely random.
52:15 – “Oh yeah. How do I spin jump?”
She did the spin jump earlier in the stream and I was surprised to see that she knew how. But now she’s regular Mario so she can’t spin jump. She doesn’t know this.
52:45 – “Did boos ever scare you as a kid? No, I thought they were cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
54:45 – “Yeah, this game does have a lot of cute sprites. It’s like really good.”
Great commentary, Erin.
1:01:45 – “That’s cute. I like that idea for a boss.”
Great commentary, Erin.
1:03:15 – She says that her hands are starting to hurt…
Then the horntards start asking about her “carpal tunnel”.
1:13:45 – “Do I remember aerobics shows in the 90s? I remember Mousercise.”
This is all that she can do. Everything is about Disney. What a sad, pathetic life that she’s had. And continues to have.
Then she dies to the boss multiple times until she runs out of lives.
Great playthrough, Erin. Couldn’t even get three coins. Maybe try playing the game beforehand. You know, in your spare time. Like a normal person who enjoys video games would do.
