Gamer Girls

 https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1489374813432991749

I’m currently in my own personal hell dealing with some of the worst carpal tunnel issues I’ve ever had, so that’s why content is light lately and I haven’t been replying to things much or even looking at twitter. Trying to edit here and there when able – a new video IS coming.

It’s being treated by a good Dr so that’s comforting. Just a slow process. And I love how it was carpal tunnel all along and I wasn’t crazy. Always seek second opinions if a doctor visit doesn’t feel right/you feel dismissed. You know your body better than anyone!

Forget second opinions.  This is like the tenth opinion according to Erin.  She’s apparently seen multiple doctors who have all told her that it’s nothing.  Stop wasting their time.  This is entirely imaginary.  This is being done for attention.  

But she finally found a quack doctor who’s willing to go along with this nonsense.  Apparently.  As long as he’s getting paid, he’ll go along with it.  

The horntards all go along with it too.  They give her advice for carpal tunnel syndrome.  They all seem to have carpal tunnel syndrome.  And it’s all from playing video games.  They’re all wearing wrist braces and getting cortizone injections.

Here’s another gem from Erin:

Got a cortisone injection in my left wrist as a test and my grip strength went WAY up. So now my left wrist got one and we wait.

She offers this as proof that she actually has carpal tunnel syndrome.  I’m thinking that anybody would benefit from that, though.  Isn’t it a steroid?  I don’t think that this is proof that she has anything.

Here’s a particularly delusional horntard:

– “you must of felt it while you were tweeting this.”

Yeah.  No.  You’re an idiot.

There are more replies under this one:

https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1489374813432991749

– “You’ll get through this yo! Keep taking care of yourself first and foremost and don’t push yourself to be constantly working or streaming! Let me know if you need anything!”

That was from Marcus.  He might be the creepiest horntard of them all.  Here’s his Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Saberwolf10

He seems absolutely obsessed with some hot Asian woman who he’s apparently been sending money to for many years.  He also met her at a few conventions or something.

And look at that guy.  She’s not fucking interested.  Are you completely out of your mind?  But she’s taking advantage of him hard.  It’s digusting.

Oh, Joe from Gamesack left a message.

– “You can always use your nose to scroll through Twitter and type.”

Hehe.  Women sure like funny guys, don’t they Joe?  Let me know how this works out for you.

– “cannot stress the importance of second opinions enough”

Erin replies, “YUP! And it’s especially fun if you’re anything like me and full of constant self-doubt, lol. I’m getting better with doctor stuff as I get older though. Thank god.”

As a reminder, Erin has claimed to have carpal tunnel syndrome from when she was in her early to mid 20s.  This was before she was even playing video games.  How did it possibly develop?  

The most common reason she gives for developing carpal tunnel syndrome is using her phone too much.  She got carpal tunnel syndrome from…what?  Swiping motions on her phone?  How often is she doing that?  It’s ridiculous.  Nobody has ever developed carpal tunnel syndrome from using their phone.  But this is her explanation.

She doesn’t even claim that it’s from video games or editing videos.  Her explanation is that it’s from using her phone too much.  It’s completely fucking ridiculous.

Just get a non-smart phone, Erin.  Problem solved. The swiping motion is obviously too much for you.

– “i was thinking about you today and this! i’m sorry friend :(“

That was from somebody named Amanda.  Here’s her Twitter:

https://twitter.com/coffeemug__

It’s a SUPER stupid woman from Los Angeles.  She says that she tweets about music but all I see are brainless re-tweets about food and clothes and hot dudes and whatever.  She looks to be about the same age as Erin.  Same intellect.  Same interest in music.  Same hometown.

I’m thinking that this might be a friend of Erin’s from when she lived in Los Angeles.  I also think that she might be a stripper.  Maybe a prostitute.

– “All the best Erin my wife as dealt with carpal tunnel in the past and still as pain off and on hope u feel better”

His wife got carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking off other men.

Anyway, that’s Erin’s bullshit carpal tunnel update.  Why did she never release the results of that nerve test that she had done?  Surely, that would be the proof needed to show whether or not she has carpal tunnel syndrome.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thDPgD9X2o&t=1648s

In a recent Erin Plays video, Erin and Mike Matei were playing a little game of Plinko with the chat.  In order to play the game, a member of the chat had to be the first person to type a word of Erin or Mike’s choosing.  Mike was going to pick a word but Erin interrupted and said that she wanted to pick the word.  Mike agreed.  Erin then said, “Casserole”.

This begins at about 27:28 in the above video.  The link is time-stamped to the approximate start point.

I describe this series of events here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-have-nes_0506870596.html

I’ve been analysing this “casserole” incident, trying to make sense of it.  I’ve been studying that portion of the video frame by frame like it’s the Zapruder film or the Patterson–Gimlin film.  

It starts at 27:28 with Mike pausing to think of a word for the chat to write in this little Plinko contest that they’re doing.  This causes Erin to likewise think of a word.  As we can see above, Erin is in deep concentration.

In the next image, a second or less later, Erin has thought of a word, thinks that it’s funny, but is still processing whether or not she should share this word.  For the sake of clarity, let me state that the word is “casserole”.  Mike notices Erin smiling and turns to see what’s so funny.

A second or less later, Erin has decided that “casserole” is indeed funny and worth sharing.

She looks at Mike, eager to share this funny word that she thought of so that he can share in the laughter.  She says, “I thought of a word that I would pick.”

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thDPgD9X2o

More terrible video to get through.  Parts 1 and 2 as below:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-have-nes.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-have-nes_0506870596.html

33:30 – Next person to put an Elmo “emote” gets to play.  It’s just…I think that I’ve covered why this is idiotic already in previous articles.

By the way, I searched for this Plinko game.  It’s $36 at Target.  It appears to be an actual sort of game with pricing questions.  Like “How much is a can of soup” or whatever.  So like the actual Plinko game on The Price is Right.  You have to first answer some questions correctly in order to win a Plinko chip.

It has really bad reviews.  The main problems seem to be that the board is warped so the chips don’t fall properly, the electronic indicators at the bottom of the game don’t always register a hit when a chip has fallen into the slot, and the board is in two pieces that have to be assembled so there’s a lip that forms at the part where the two pieces come together which causes the chips to fly off of the board.

Basically, it’s a total piece of shit.  The fact that it comes in two pieces would be enough for me to not buy this.  Of course that’s not going to work.  

Why can’t a company just make a good Plinko board?  Everything has to be done on the cheap and this is what you get.  Get a single large slab of wood, put the fucking pegs in it, use decent card stock for the cards (which was another complaint…flimsy cards) and there you go.  Charge $70 for it.  

Or does it even have to be wood?  I think that the wood is the most expensive part of this.  Can’t they use plastic?  But good plastic.  Plastic that isn’t going to bend.  And again, one piece of plastic.  

This is also just something that you can make yourself.  It would be a fun little project for Mike and Erin.  Improve your carpentry skills.  They’ve got nothing else going on.  Learn how to make a Plinko game.

No, we’ll just buy this cheap piece of shit.

34:00 – The guy picks number 1.  Erin says, “Yay!  That’s what I would pick.”

Why?  It’s the worst possible choice, well, tied with 9.  This is not a complicated game.  You drop the fucking chips in the middle because the jackpot is in the middle.  Even if you’ve never seen the show, as Erin hasn’t, it’s just common sense.

So then this person got 100, which is the lowest prize.  That’s good for one minute of gameplay.  Not even because they aren’t using a stopwatch.  Who could have guessed that putting the chip in the worst possible slot could result in the worst possible prize?

Erin is playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.  She’s unbelievably bad at the game.  But let’s see if she can even play for one minute without asking, “Is it over yet?”

37:15 – New contestant.  Mike chooses the word “Spock”.  First horntard to spell it, wins.  It’s no “casserole”.

He picks 8 because he’s mentally retarded and it’s another 1 minute.  Mike is playing Marble Madness.

40:00 – Now Erin chooses “pancake” as her word.  Why is “casserole” funny to Erin but not “pancake”?  And she’s just picking food because…she’s an idiot.

Why is Mike playing again?  It’s Bubble Bobble for five minutes.  They were switching off but Erin is just totally checked out already.  She’s commenting on cute fruit in the game.

 42:30 – “You just beat this on PS4 the other day?  That’s cool.”

Great commentary, Erin.  Way to engage with the fans.

They showed about two minutes of this game.  Erin just edited all of this out for some reason.

Nothing is even happening.  I’m not going to give a rundown of the idiotic words that they choose and the games.  I’ll just wait for Erin to say something stupid.

44:45 – That didn’t take long.  The guy got the 10 minutes of gameplay and Erin said, “Depending what it is, because I’m having bad hands today, I might have to make him do it.”

Shout out to her fake carpal tunnel syndrome.

It’s Excite Bike and she refuses to play.  She edited out the reason why.

“Excite Bike is one of the black box games that I just never played a lot and I don’t really know why.”

Because you don’t play video games, you dumb bitch.

Mike then decides to design a course for Erin to play but then can’t figure out how to do it so they tell him to pick a different game.

Just have Erin play the fucking normal game.  What’s the problem?

He picks Snake Rattle n Roll.  Erin opted out of this game too.  And again, she edited out her explanation as to why.

Mike talks about different games that he’s beaten and Erin just says, “Yeah” a lot.  It’s like a child talking to his grandmother about video games.  She doesn’t give a shit and doesn’t even know what you’re talking about.  “Oh, you beat the Dick Tracy.  That’s nice, dear.”

53:00 – A horntard has to tell Erin how much time is left because she can’t even do something as simple as this.  Carpal tunnel, I guess.  Can’t watch the clock.

56:30 – A horntard asks how Mike and Erin met.  Erin says, “We met on the internet.”

Why don’t you give the full story, Erin?  You were spamming retro gaming Youtube channels, run by men about ten years older than you, in a deplorable attempt to get into a relationship with one of these losers to improve your Youtube channel.  And Mike was the only one pathetic enough to take the bait.

Then something is edited out.  Then Mike says, “Didn’t we meet at the movie theatre?”  Erin says, “Oh yeah.  It was in Texas.”  Mike says, “Or was it in Sears?”  Erin says, “Yeah.  Yeah, we met at Sears.”  Mike says, “In the automotive department”.  Erin says, “Yeah.”  It goes on like this.

Mike makes a joke of this because he knows that it’s creepy as fuck how they met and that this relationship is a total farce.  It’s a sugar daddy relationship.  

And Erin just keeps saying “yeah” because she’s a complete airhead.

57:15 – Then they take a break.  They come back and Erin says, “I just really needed a cup of coffee.”

She’s bored out of her fucking mind with this shit.

Then she thanks Lady Decade for the “raid”.

Then the billionth edit.

This is just ridiculous.  She edits out EVERYTHING from this video.  What the fuck is she hiding?  This is unwatchable.

Mike isn’t here, by the way.  He’s probably getting the Elmo puppet.

Yeah, I was right.

57:45: A horntard says that he’s ill.  Erin says, “Are you sick?  I’m having hand issues so Mike’s helping me play some games today.”

Fuck off.

Then Mike is there with his Ernie puppet.

1:01:30 – The horntard says, “Tag Team Wrestling with Mike” and Erin says, “Oh.  So you want Mike to play Tag Team Wrestling.”

No, you fucking moron.  He wants you both to play.  But this way, Erin doesn’t have to do anything.

Then he corrects her.  “Oh, two player mode” and she looks like she’s about to kill herself.

Ernie has left, by the way, and they have a terribly unfunny conversation about this.  Erin mostly says, “Yeah.”

Mike calls the character Babe Ruth.  I have no idea why.

Anyway, this is stupid.  I’m going to call a halt to this article and the series as a whole.

Let’s check out the comments.

Oh wait.  Somebody time-stamps all of the games that they played.  Super Mario Bros is on here.  Let me see.  I’ll bet anything that Erin isn’t playing it.

She sure doesn’t.

Oh, somebody left a Youtube comment and he donated $13.99 Canadian.  I guess that you can just straight up give money in the Youtube comment section now.  How much is that in US dollars?  It’s $11.  That guy will get a date out of this in no time.

What would possess somebody to give money like this?  What are they getting out of this?  You might as well flush it down the toilet.  

Spend that money on anything else.  Get fucking 20 Snickers bars.  Wouldn’t you get more enjoyment out of that?  You get NOTHING from giving your money to Erin.  

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thDPgD9X2o

Here’s part 1:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-have-nes.html

I left off at 9:45.

9:45 – “I’m thinking of a way to choose.  See, it’s hard.

Why didn’t she think of this BEFORE the stream?  It’s fucking ridiculous.  She puts absolutely no effort into anything.  This is why she’s at where she’s at in life.  She should go on some kind of speaking tour, like how former prisoners will do talks in high schools or whatever.  Scared Straight stuff.  “If you don’t put any effort into your life, you’re going to end up making shitty Youtube and Twitch videos for $10,000/year while getting fucked in the ass by a man you don’t love.”  Then she steals everyone’s shoes.

That last comment is probably too deep of a cut.  Let me look for a clip.  Oh, here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQW_-bEPrE

10:30 – After yet another edit, she says, “Whoever types the number 122 first gets to choose.”

How fucking stupid is this?  Before she even finished the sentence, somebody probably typed 122.  

What about trivia?  Ask a trivia question.  Could be about video games, could be about Britney Spears, could be about your favourite colour, whatever.  The options are wide open.  And it would make things significantly more interesting.  

No.  Who can type “122” the fastest.  This is fucking moronic.

Then another edit.  There’s more stuff that’s been edited out of this video than has been left in.

11:00 – Another edit.  This is so badly edited that I don’t even know what’s happening any more.

11:30 – It’s Mach Rider.  Erin says, “I’ll play this one.  I can do this one.”

Why can’t she do all of them?  This is her fucking stream.

Erin should be playing and Mike should be entertaining the chat.  He can talk about what Star Trek characters he wants to fuck in the ass or whatever while Erin plays the games, poorly.

12:00 – “I’ve never played this before.”

It’s just endless.

“Oh you can shoot people.  Wait.  Why aren’t I going?

There are two buttons, you fucking cretin.  Press them.

It’s a motorcycle racing game where you can shoot things, by the way.  I guess.

“Am I trying to shoot oil tanks?”

This is brutal.  She has no idea what the controls are or what the objective is.

13:30 – Mike says that he doesn’t remember this game.  Erin says, “Sometimes somebody will say, ‘You played dadada for 30 minutes’ and I’m like, ‘I don’t remember that’”.

So a horntard will remind Erin that she played a particular game, for 30 minutes, on stream, for money, and Erin doesn’t remember it.  Well of course not.  Why would she?  Why would anyone?  Playing a game for 30 minutes, on stream, for money is not particularly memorable.  But Erin actually thinks that playing a game for 30 minutes is a long time.  She’s surprised that she doesn’t remember such a thing.  She’s a real gamer, guys.

14:30 – 

Erin: Isn’t this over now?  

Mike: No, you have three more minutes

.Erin is already done.  She doesn’t want to play any more.  She played for two minutes and wants to quit already.  Playing a game for five minutes is too much for her.

16:15 – “I should set a timer on my phone?  I really should.  That’s a good idea.”

That was a suggestion from the horntards.  The mentally retarded people in the chat are smarter than Erin.

16:30 – “So is it over yet?”

She can’t stand this.  Five fucking minutes.  Can’t do it.

Mike says, “That’s about enough.”

So that guy who picked the game just got fucked.  This wasn’t five minutes.  Actually, I think it was over five minutes.  But just play until Mike tells you to stop.  Why keep bitching about this?  

16:45 – “So how do you want to pick a person?”

Mike is going to say a word and the first person to type the word can play this stupid Plinko game.  It’s just idiotic.  Why is this a fucking typing test?  Or possibly a spelling test.  These people are mentally retarded.  Come on.  Figure out a random way to do this or do some kind of trivia thing.  Don’t tax these people’s brains.

The word is “fart.”  Mike Matei is over 40 years old.

Then this guy picks number 9.  Why would anybody pick a number other than 5?  Five is right in the middle of the board.  Nine is on the very edge.  I’m going to say that it’s impossible to get the 10,000 jackpot if you put the chip in 9.  The jackpot is the middle section.

Well…these people are retarded.  

18:00 – So now it’s Mike playing Donkey Kong 3 for five minutes.  I’m surprised that he got into the 5 minute slot.

18:30 – “This game stresses me out.  I get stressed with everything.”

Get a job, Erin.  This is not for you.

“I don’t know if I’ve ever played this on stream, but when I play it, I’m just going all over the place.”

Fuck off.  If you didn’t play it on stream, you didn’t play it.  Stop the blatant lies.

19:45 – “You’re shooting bug spray up his ass.”

Yeah.  We know, Erin.  That’s the game.  How did you not know this?  You said that you’ve played this before.  How is it possible that she missed this in any of her no doubt thousands of playthroughs of Donkey Kong 3?  It’s the entire point of the game.  It’s the only thing that happens in the game.  But this is all new to Erin.  How?  

Because she’s a lying bitch and she never played this before.  She’s never even seen the game before.

20:45 – “Yellow Devil is a pain in the ass in Megaman 1?  I like the Yellow Devil.  He makes me laugh.”

Brilliant commentary, Erin.  She’s never played the game.  She has no idea what this guy is talking about.  Or if she does have some vague idea of who this character is, the only thing that she can say is, effectively, that he’s “cute” because she has no fucking experience playing the game.

Then Mike is talking about the “start trick” and Erin just says “mmm”.  She has NO IDEA what he’s talking about.  

I’ve never played any Mega Man game in my life but even I know what he’s talking about.

21:30 – A horntard asks Erin what her favourite and least favourite 2d Castlevania games are.  She’s going to struggle with this, I just know it.

She gave two favourites, no least favourite, and then Mike interrupted, presumably to try to save her.

21:45 – 

Mike: I’ve got a Castlevania thing.  So you’ve played more Castlevania…games than me at this point.

Erin: Yeah!  I’m a better gamer grrl than you are.

Hey, a shout out to the blog.  

But note how Mike had to add “games” to his comment.  He was about to say that Erin played more Castlevania than him, but he knew that that wasn’t right.  Because Erin only plays on stream, for money, whereas Mike surely played these NES Castlevania games for many hours as a kid, in his spare time, off-stream, as was the style at the time.  

But just by sheer volume of games, Erin has played more Castlevania games than Mike.  Because she’ll play a game once, on stream, for money, and then…that counts for something in this stupid discussion that they’re having.

Mike says, “However, when are you going to do Haunted Castle?”

What?  Who gives a shit?  He just had to ask a question right away to save her from that “What’s your least favourite 2d Castlevania game.”  That question was too much of a brainteaser for Erin.

Erin says, “I’m not saying I’ll beat it but I’m saying that I’ll dedicate a stream to it.”

Fucking pathetic.  Moving on.

22:15 –

Mike: You need to do the second one on Nintendo 64.

Erin: Oh my god, yeah.  Because I streamed it for like two hours, the beginning of it, and it’s like, really good.  It’s not really good.  I take that —

Mike: What’s the name of that game?

Erin: Castlevania Legends?  64 Legends?  It’s so much better than just normal Castlevania 64.

Mike: I thought that it was like Legacy of Darkness.

Erin: (Reading from the chat) Legacy of Darkness!  That’s right.  Thank you.  

She’s a real Castlevania fan, boys.  Doesn’t even know the name of the game.  Moving on.

23:00 – “Castlevania for Dreamcast?  I did a video on that.”

That’s great, Erin.  Everything is for a stream or a shitty Youtube video.

23:30 – Another edit.  Donkey Kong 3 is over.  Erin is coming up with a way to select the next contestant.

You have to put the chair “emote” in.  It took her a while to come up with this brilliant idea.  She used this idea earlier in the stream.  It was the first one.

23:45 – He picks 6.

Mike: Everyone is picking 6.

Erin: They must think it’s the good one.  I don’t know.

Great commentary, Erin.  They’re probably picking it because it’s one of the few logical choices.  You want to pick something in the middle because the $10,000 jackpot is in the middle.  

Just watch The Price is Right.  Nobody is going all the way to end to drop their fucking Plinko chip.  You’d be a moron to do that.  They’re all dropping it in the middle.

Erin has never seen The Price is Right, of course.

24:15 – Then Erin starts singing Believe.  Oh.  Because somebody in the chat thought that she said “Cher” instead of “chair”.  

Then Mike starts barking like a cartoon dog for some reason.

Erin says, “That song was fucking everywhere when I was in fourth or fifth grade and I hated it.”

Really?  When was this released?  1998?  Wow, that’s way later than I thought.  

Oh.  Then Mike suggests that they should do a K-pop version and it should be Scooby-Doo singing.  So that’s what he was doing.  I guess.  I thought that he was just making an ass out of himself, but no.  He was demonstrating the K-pop version of Believe, as sung by Scooby Doo that he wants to see happen.

24:30 – Erin says, “I’ve got a treat for you guys.  If you’re ever bored, look up the Kids Bop version of Mariah Carey’s We Belong Together and they didn’t edit out this part, where, like, it’s a really long note and a girl just starts, like, coughing at the end of it.”

Erin…we don’t fucking care.  We’re here to watch somebody play RC Pro Am.  If it’s not going to be you for whatever bizarre reason, this being your stream and all, at least shut the fuck up and let Mike play.  It’s only going to be two minutes anyway.  Not even because you’re not even using a stopwatch.  

25:00 – “Oh shit, the time.  I can’t do this.”

She was too busy regaling us with her Kids Bop story to note what time Mike started playing RC Pro Am.

25:15 – “This game stresses me the fuck out.”

Eugh.  Just go away, Erin.  We’re sick of this shit.  It’s never going to be a success.  Put your music trivia skills to good use.  Find the last surviving record store in America and apply for a job.

26:45 – A horntard asks Erin what game she would speedrun.  Erin says, “Probably Yoshi’s Island.”  It’s the same three games over and over and over again.  And she’s barely even played the three games that she always mentions.

27:00 – So that was two minutes.  Sort of.  Mike just guessed because Erin wasn’t paying attention.

Mike is about to pick a word that the horntards have to type.  Erin interrupts.

Erin: I thought of a word that I would pick.

Mike: Do you want to pick a word?

Erin: Can I?

Mike: Yeah.

Erin: Casserole!

Mike looks confused as fuck.  This is a “joke” in Erin’s diseased mind.  Why?  What’s funny about this?  But she looks at Mike with a big smile like she’s expecting him to bust a gut over this.  It’s…this is not comedy.  It’s just a random word.  

I’d be interested if the winner actually spelled the word correctly.  I can’t check the original video because Erin didn’t upload it.

Then the guy lost his turn.  Then there was about the 100th edit in this video thus far.

28:30 – So Mike chooses a word that they have to type now.  It’s Epcot.  It’s just so stupid.

29:00 – Erin suggests that if they do this again, she should dress up like “one of the girls” and Mike should dress up like Bob Barker.

You mean one of Barker’s Beauties, Erin?  You’ve seen the show, right?  The models were called “Barker’s Beauties.”  It’s a little weird and sexist but times were different.  

And…yeah, Erin is no Dian Parkinson.  She’s not even Dian Parkinson today, at 77 years old.

30:30 – This new contestant picks Bubble Bath Babes but Erin says they can’t do it.  So he goes for Rivercity Ransom.  For two minutes.  Give or take.  Erin is playing.

30:45 – “So I’m horrible at this game”.

She’s at the starting screen.  You can pick the message speed.  She starts to pick “slow” before seeing that it’s just for message speed.  She wants to put this on easy.  It’s the next option.  Just fucking go.  The clock is ticking.

God.  This is the worst Rivercity Ransom footage ever recorded.  She’s just spamming the punch and kick buttons but the enemies just keep backing up to stay out of range.  

32:00 – “I like when Bob would be like, ‘What do you do for a living’ and he would just roast people.”

What?  I’ve never seen that.  What the fuck is she talking about?  

Or he would say, “Oh, are you really 29?  I see a few wrinkles there.”

I’ve never seen Bob Barker make a comment like this.  Not once.  She’s never seen the fucking show.  She’s just completely making this up.  Bob Barker did not behave like an asshole on the show.  She’s the asshole.  I’m sure that Bob Barker was also an asshole when not on camera but on the show, no.  He was witty and urbane.

“And he wouldn’t let it go.  He kept roasting this woman for her age and her skin.”

What is she talking about?  She might have seen a clip on Youtube or something and now this is her only experience with the show.

Then Mike starts contributing to this story so they must have watched an episode together, recently.  They say that this was an episode from the 70s.  This is Erin’s only experience with the show.  An episode that she saw recently upon Mike’s insistence.

33:15 – Erin says, “Alright, I think that’s been two minutes.”

Mike will tell you when it’s over.  She can’t even play a game for two fucking minutes.

We can stop here.  Part three of this epic saga tomorrow.