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More Disingenuous Horseface Tweets – Crystal Quin
Just finished watching Dahmer. Can someone with money and/or power PLEASE get a park built in memorial of the victims at the Oxford apartment site already???? Someone with influence had to have watched the series.
She talked about her excitement for this movie before. I discuss it here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/09/crystal-quin-likes-jeffrey-dahmer.html
So now, having watched the movie, she wants some wealthy industrialist to build a park in memory of the people who were killed by Jeffrey Dahmer. Why? This is such a bizarre comment. What is a park going to accomplish?
She doesn’t give the slightest of fucks about any of these people. She doesn’t even know how to empathise. She can’t even fake it. The emotion is totally foreign to her. So this is her attempt at trying to approximate empathy. Building a park. It doesn’t even make sense.
Did she not already know about Jeffrey Dahmer? Why does it take a dramatised movie for her to try to feign empathy? Couldn’t she just have done a little research? Check the Wikipedia page for Jeffrey Dahmer?
And she’s said before that she’s read books on serial killers. She’s one of these losers who takes an interest in this shit. She hasn’t read a book about Jeffrey Dahmer before? She didn’t know the story? Really? Is this what we’re expected to believe?
I was was wondering about a guy who I went to school with recently so I looked him up. He had an account on GoodReads or something, so I thought, “That’s cool. I’ll check out some of his book reviews.”
All serial killer books. He’s worked a variety of low-paying jobs all of his life. The last job that I’m aware of is in a pizzeria. And he regularly talks about wanting to kill himself.
These are the people who read books on serial killers. With respect to this guy, and with no respect to Horseface: total losers.
Let’s build a park to the victims. This is just Horseface trying to justify her love of serial killers. “Oh, no. I’m only interested in the VICTIMS. I want to honour the VICTIMS.”
Okay, so let’s look at how the family of the victims felt about that movie. Or maybe it’s a series. I don’t know.
When I saw some of the show, it bothered me, especially when I saw myself — when I saw my name come across the screen and this lady saying verbatim exactly what I said.
If I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought it was me. Her hair was like mine, she had on the same clothes. That’s why it felt like reliving it all over again. It brought back all the emotions I was feeling back then.
I was never contacted about the show. I feel like Netflix should’ve asked if we mind or how we felt about making it. They didn’t ask me anything. They just did it.
But I’m not money hungry, and that’s what this show is about, Netflix trying to get paid.
I could even understand it if they gave some of the money to the victims’ children. Not necessarily their families. I mean, I’m old. I’m very, very comfortable. But the victims have children and grandchildren. If the show benefited them in some way, it wouldn’t feel so harsh and careless.
It’s sad that they’re just making money off of this tragedy. That’s just greed.
That was from Rita Isabell, the woman who screamed at Jeffrey Dahmer during the trial. Her brother was killed.
It’s just a cash grab. It’s the usual people cashing in on tragedy. And dumb goyim like Horseface are supporting this.
Where’s our park? We want a park to the victims.
Maybe if you want to do something productive for the people who were killed, you can stop actively supporting the glorification of serial killers. This only happens in the US. The US is the only culture on earth that glorifies serial killers. That’s why all of the well-known serial killers are Americans. The degenerate culture glorifies this. And morons like Horseface gleefully take part.
So Safe Space Kaiju replies. “I have been saying this since they demolished the building do something to remember them the fact we remember him more and not the victims is heartbreaking”
Who’s Safe Space Kaiju? Well, according to his Twitter description he’s, “on the spectrum and by government definition trans so tread lightly”.
Uh huh. Sounds like a model of good mental health. These are the people going to Horseface’s Twitter. And probably paying to see her shit cosplay Fansly.
Speaking of which:
“Go support my Fansly so I can buy these masks and take sexy photos in them (and wear them all the time)”
“The masks have been pruchased!!!! I bought them online since so many places have sold out. I get them on Tuesday. I’ll stream next Wednesday opening the box!!!”
There are three masks. A pumpkin, a skull, and, I don’t know, something else. Some kind of monster. Two are $60 and one is $50. They’re just shitty, rubber masks. They seem expensive for what they are but maybe these are the prices for shitty rubber masks these days.
Why would she want these? She’s like 40 years old.
And she’s going to wear this for “sexy” photos on her Fansly? What? Why would anybody want that?
Look, Horseface is not an attractive woman but I don’t want to see her in a mask. It’s weird. Nothing sexy about that.
It’s completely insane.
Kris Glavin replied but it looks like he was just being polite. “I love Halloween 3 season of the witch”. Yeah. He doesn’t want to see this weird shit either. A smokeshow wearing a children’s Halloween mask is just a lunatic.
The downvoted comments are somebody who posted a picture of Bugs Bunny saying “no” and Kiwi Chris who said, “Why, can’t you afford them ? Lol”.
A fine question. You know what I do when I want something? I go fucking purchase it like a normal person. I don’t go on Twitter and beg literal retards to send me money in exchange for “sexy” pictures.
Kiwi Chris has a pretty insane Twitter, by the way.
Jewish conspiracy stuff, his love for large-breasted Jewish women, the inherent superiority of men over women, and his passion for pocket radios. This guy REALLY likes pocket radios. He also really likes Mint Salad. He sends her messages asking if she’s Jewish. He also does an impression of her here:
Hopefully this guy gets the help that he needs.
Here’s a picture of Horseface with a bunch of roses covering her face. She’s made comments about roses recently. Somebody is giving her roses. She doesn’t say who. So what’s the point of any of this? Why tease the horntards?
She doesn’t want to say that she’s in some kind of relationship with somebody because she wants the horntards to think that they have a chance.
Here’s a “sexy” picture of Horseface and she promotes her Fansly. Again, she’s hiding her face. What is this? Why would I want to PAY MONEY to see pictures of this blurry shit of a Horsefaced woman, fully clothed, with a towel over half of her face?
Somebody says, “Try autofocus dear”.
Horseface replies, “It’s blurred on prupose. The Fansly post has the non-blurred photo”
To be honest, I think I prefer to stick with the blurred version.
- “Smokeshow stunningly beautiful young lady”
You’re the best, Kris Glavin.
- “makes me wanna do some wrestling moves”
What a bizarre comment. When this guy gets aroused he wants to…put somebody in a full nelson? Even if we’re talking about moves that could potentially be sexual, like the piledriver or a head scissors takedown or something, why is this the response to so-called erotica? Most people just want to jerk off. But no, this guy is leaving his basement and powerbombing his mother through the coffee table every time he gets horny. He needs immediate help.
- “So not to be rude but do you sell Nude content on your Fansly?”
Somebody replies, “I just checked and sadly no”
Yeah, so what’s the point? What’s the point of any of this? She posts this shit for free on Instagram right now. And I don’t even want it for free.
Well, if she makes enough money from these mentally challenged horny losers, maybe she’ll be able to create that park.
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Hocus Pocus 2 Review – Newt Wallen
Isn’t this a children’s movie?
Oh. Yeah. I looked it up. I never saw it but I remember the commercials. The always awful Bette Midler. Why would they remake this fucking thing? Thirty years later? Bette Midler must be 100 years old now.
Wow. She’s “only” 76. She seemed old as fuck in 1993 but she was about my age.
Anyway, let’s see what the Ideas Man has to say.
He’s in some movie theatre. Presumably one that he worked or works in because why else would they allow him to film this?
Newt says that he only saw the first movie last year. Why was he watching it? It’s a children’s movie. And a bad one, from all accounts.
1:15 – “I’ve never been to Salem. I’ve always wanted to go to Salem. I’ve never been to Roswell. I want to go to the Mothman(???) Like, I want to do shit. That’s what happens when you ran movie theatres all those years and didn’t have any money or free time.”
I’ve been to Salem. I had a job interview there. You’re not missing anything.
1:45 – “Up until the mid 1990s, kids’ movies still had teeth. The first movie has a lot of jokes about virginity and boobs and stuff like that. I was like, ‘Oh, you can still get away with characters talking about stuff like eating children back then.’ Now, like in this one, it’s toned down.”
Newt is actually complaining that a CHILDREN’S MOVIE doesn’t have tits and gore. Does he want to see Bette Midler’s geriatric tits? This is disgusting. We don’t need tits and gore in every fucking movie.
4:15 – “Sarah Jessica Parker, who I think is hot, and you’re all crazy to make fun of how she looks.”
Sarah Jessica Parker is probably the most well-known horse-faced woman of our time. Clear reference to Crystal Quin aka Horseface McGee.
5:30 – Newt says “dodgy CGI”. “Dodgy” is a British term. Maybe it’s been adopted. Like “queue”. Although, I think that “queue” is misused by Americans.
6:00 – “Disney’s been a terrible company for years and years and years who only just recently is accepting of people. But they go, ‘Oh, that’s the first gay character’ but they’re in the background and out of focus. Or, ‘That’s the first trans character. Which one? Oh, they’re over there.’”
Newt really likes the ladyboys. He wants more ladyboys in Disney children’s movies. And they should be topless and covered in blood.
What a sick fuck. Who would possibly want to see this?
Maybe they could do yet another remake of Freaky Friday but the son switches bodies with the mother. So then you have the mother (who has the brain of a boy) struggling in a woman’s body and he tries to dress masculine and shit. And the boy (who has the brain of a woman) struggles in a boy’s body and tries to dress feminine.
This is genius. I guarantee that this film will be made within the next five years. Possibly by Newt. He’s all about plagiarism, ladyboys, and tits and gore.
I’d also like to see another remake of The Shaggy Dog but with scenes of bestiality. The dog fucking his wife, for example. Why not? The dog has the brain of a human. It’s the guy’s real life wife.
Anyway, enough of this filth. Back to The Ideas Man.
6:45 – “Granted, I’m a straight, 40 year old, white dude who’s had nothing but white characters my entire life. So I don’t know. Everybody’s been like, Oh, that character is like me’”.
Newt was making some comments about how there should be more representation of ladyboys and whatnot in motion pictures. And then he condemns himself, yet again, for being a white man. Newt HATES being a white man.
But where is this representation in cinema of 40 year old men who work in movie theatres? Where’s the movie about a heroic plagiarist who’s in love with Sarah Jessica Parker?
There’s none of this. There are very few films about working class white people. Plenty of films about rich white people. And there are films about impoverished racial minorities. But not many about working class white people.
And it’s this sort of thing that gives dimwits like Newton R Wallen the idea that white people are rich and non-white people are poor. No. He must know that he’s not rich. He said as much earlier in this very video. But for whatever reason, he still thinks that he’s somehow advantaged over other people. What has this advantage given him?
The advantages come from class, not race. Your race is irrelevant. Rich black people behave just as poorly as rich white people.
7:15 – “I looooove Bette Midler. I’ve always been such a huge Bette Midler fan.”
What? Really? Impossible.
“Her cover of Martha. Tom Waits’ song, is one of those songs that will make me cry my eyes out every fucking time I hear it.”
Somehow this one passed me by. And I never even heard of Tom Waits. Let me check it out.
Oh, right. From her 1979 appearance on Saturday Night Live. That’s the only time this was recorded. How silly of me not to have heard this.
How often is he fucking hearing this? It’s surely never played on the radio. This was never released. The only place he can hear this is on Youtube and their bad slideshow version. He must be seeking this out.
Anyway, it’s just a fat Jew crying for three minutes about a phone call or something.
7:45 – Newt is excited about a new Sister Act. Oh, maybe we’ll get some tits and gore out of Whoopi Goldberg. Newt would love that. A gay, black, Jewish woman getting her tits out. At the age of 75 or whatever she is now.
8:00 – “Are there no new ideas? Yes.”
The irony.
10:45 – Newt gives his IDIOTIC plagiarised movie idea for a film called Hocus Smokus. I won’t dignify this by describing it.
11:00 – Newt calls himself The Idea Man.
What? Have I got this wrong the whole time? I thought that he was The Ideas Man. Plural. Maybe he got it wrong. But why would he get his own name wrong? I’ll have to go back and look for previous mentions of this.
That’s the video. But something that’s never explained is…Newt said that this film was just released via streaming. So…why is he sitting in a movie theatre? It wasn’t released in theatres, right? Maybe he just happened to be in the last surviving porno theatre and decided to record this video about a children’s movie.
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Rob Zombie’s The Munsters (2022) Review – Cinemassacre
Newt already beat you to the punch, Jimmy.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/09/wtf-wednesday-review-rob-zombies.html
But was Newt wearing a baseball cap and in front of a greenscreen? No. He was hatless and in his kitchen. So let’s check it out.
Oh, this is Monster Madness. It’s not labelled anywhere but in the intro, they say that it’s Monster Madness.
By the way, the boys from TheCinemassacreTruth are doing their own version of Monster Madness this year. So far, they’ve all been really, really bad. It’s just bad AI James Rolfe voice and meme after meme after meme. I’m reviewing each one over on my subreddit. It makes a nice change from just calling them gay every day. Check it out if you’re so inclined.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CinemassacreTruth/
Yeah, it’s James in a baseball cap in front of a greenscreen. Just like his previous video.
And what’s crazy is that he’s greenscreening his own fucking video rental store set. Why wouldn’t he just film on the set? It’s insane. The set is in his fucking house, I think. He doesn’t want to walk to the basement or where ever this is thing is? Is the greenscreen closer? In his bedroom, perhaps?
I don’t get it. Greenscreen always looks awful. Always. Especially when Jimmy does it. It looks like shit. Why does he continue to do it? In EVERYTHING.
Maybe Newt should start greenscreening his own kitchen.
0:15 – “Every October, I like to do something a little different.”
Well, either you or the interns. It’s just so crazy. Did Jimmy write any of this? Who knows? There’s no transparency. There’s no professional code of ethics.
0:45 – Jimmy says that he wants to review new stuff that’s available on streaming services. He doesn’t want to get out of bed for anything. Just put Netflix on and wonder where it all went wrong in your life.
1:15 – Jimmy says that Rob Zombie is one of his favourite “entertainers”. Uh huh. Well, this is the man who gives Family Matters as his favourite tv show. So his opinions are worth shit.
1:30 – Jimmy says that he relates to Rob Zombie and…although it’s not expressly stated, the suggestion is that it’s because both James Rolfe and Rob Zombie are film makers and musicians. Completely deluded.
3:00 – Now Jimmy is talking about his passion for the 1960s Munsters tv show. Then he starts talking about The Addams Family.
I don’t get it. I’ve probably seen every episode of The Munsters many times. It was on television when I was a kid. I also watched it as an adult because, inexplicably, it was on British tv Monday to Friday at like 10:30 am for a couple of years.
But I’ve never seen The Addams Family. Not once. Maybe it’s just a syndication issue. My local tv stations didn’t show The Addams Family.
6:00 – Jimmy is going through the various Munsters reboots and doesn’t even mention the 1980s Munsters Today, which was a television show. Newt mentioned it. So another point for The Ideas Man.
What happened? Was this information not on Wikipedia? Let me check.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Munsters#Franchise
No, it’s there. Kieran just must not have been paying careful attention.
12:00 – “It could be perfect to put on as background during a Halloween party.”
Newt said the exact same thing in his review. So the question becomes did Kieran (or whoever wrote this) rip of Newt or did both Kieran and Newt rip somebody else off? Because this is a pretty specific comment. They’re talking about the visuals and the bright colours, they say that the movie itself isn’t very good, and that this would be a good movie to show at a Halloween party.
I don’t know. But if Kieran or whoever ripped off Newt, it’s fair game. Nothing Newt does is protected because he doesn’t care about anybody else’s intellectual property.
12:45 – Jimmy ends the video by making a bizarre, awkward comment about ice cream and beer.
Let’s check out what the boys on Reddit had to say. Something gay, no doubt.
Nothing interesting. Same shit that I wrote, plus added memes. You like memes, right? 5:40! I don’t believe it! Hysterical!
I liked the Munsters joke where Herman is being encouraged to take dance lessons, and he says, “I can’t take dance lessons. People will think that I’m a…communist or something.” “Communist” was obviously code for “homosexual”. Perfect for the boys on Reddit.
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Briz & Diddles (feat. Petee Puff) – Pass Me Dat Herb – CannotBeTamed
Pam was in a music video. I learned about it by skimming her latest video. As here:
She talks about it at the two minute mark. She calls the song “Pass Me That Herb”. She makes a point of annunciating the word “that”. The actual title of this song is Pass Me Dat Herb. The “dat” really annoyed Pam. She doesn’t go in for that street lingo.
I’m reminded of a news reporter who, when talking about the film Gridlock’d, would always refer to it as “Gridlock D”. He would pronounce the “D” separately. He was in his 60s, I’d guess, a white man, and he surely knew that it was pronounced “gridlocked” but he was making a point.
Oh, that’s right. Tupac Shakur was in this. This must have been around the time that he was killed. I recall Rush Limbaugh sort of breaking the story by saying, “Tupac, or One Pac as he’s called now, or I guess No Pacs now.” This was a reference to Tupac having a lung removed shortly after the shooting and then dying shortly thereafter.
Mainstream America in the 1990s wasn’t big on gangster rap. But haven’t we moved on from this? We still have Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining deriding black culture by refusing to call the song by its proper name. And yeah, all of the people in the video are white, with the exception of Pam’s lesbian girlfriend who’s Asian, but this is still black culture.
Actually, this brings us to another problematic aspect of this video. It’s appropriating black culture.
Oh, I should talk about the video. I haven’t actually seen it yet. I’ve skimmed it to make sure that Pam is in it but it was so fucking “cringe” that I couldn’t watch it in its entirety.
It’s some kind of rap/hip hop shit. Yo yo yo. And it’s fucking…these two middle aged, white Canadian guys pretending to be black Americans from the inner city. I assume that it’s a parody but I don’t know. Their “songs” are about video games…I guess?
It’s a similar thing to Rex Viper, I suppose. And everybody likes Rex Viper.
There are surely loads of “bands” like this that do the nerd convention circuit. But are any of them even remotely successful? Is anybody making a living from this? I can’t see how.
Let’s check out the video.
0:30 – So we’re introduced to Briz. He’s some douchebag.
He wants the herb. You homies know what’s up. He wants to hit it up. He needs it really bad because a zombie fucked him up…something.
1:00 – Now we get Pam’s girlfriend here. She’s saying some stuff. I don’t know. I can’t understand much. I have the volume pretty low because this shit is embarrassing.
1:30 – Now we’ve got Diddles over here. That’s his actual name. I mean, not his given name, presumably, but this is his stage name. He would also like some herb.
2:15 – Now we have Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining in a red dress and she’s smoking something, presumably herb. She’s cosplaying as Ada Wong. What? Is this an Asian character? Let me look this up.
Yeah. So more cultural appropriation from Pam. And why the fuck didn’t the Asian woman play this character? She was some police officer instead. It seems like she doesn’t have any breasts but who cares? It would be more authentic.
You’d think that Pam would know better than this. Doing some fucking Charlie Chan bullshit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Examples_of_yellowface
I guess that Pam just forgot to check her privilege before making this video.
And yeah, Pam looks every bit of 40+ years old in this video. This is embarrassing.
Then the titular herb gets passed along to each character.
The herb in question is given as the cure-all for all types of biting injuries. Dog bite, spider bite, snake bite, shark bite, biting your own lip. Whatever bites you, herb is the solution.
3:00 – We get a shot of Pam awkwardly pointing a gun. This is shameful. Now she’s glorifying gun violence.
Oh, and did I mention that the whole video is glorifying drug use?
So that’s the video. Embarrassing as fuck and offensive on so many levels. Pam can never get on her woke high horse ever again after this.
Saying all of this, this was still way better than any Rex Viper video. And Jimmy spent A HUNDRED HOURS on one of those videos. What a colossal waste of time.
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NYC GameRoom Tour 2022 – Destiny Fomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPPylKZi1Y
Let’s check out this pack of lies.
She’s showing a foot of cleavage, as usual.
0:00 – “Living in New York City is hard. Collecting in New York City is even harder because of the space.”
NOBODY CARES ABOUT NEW YORK CITY, YOU DUMB PROSTITUTE!
This is how she starts the fucking video. If you don’t like it, move. I know that it’s difficult because you don’t have any money, your pimp owns everything, but surely there are charities or something that deal with this sort of stuff. Prostitutes trying to get legitimate jobs.
0:30 – She mentions having another apartment. Her pimp TuanX’s other apartment. Madam Fomo owns NOTHING. It’s all TuanX’s. That’s how this works.
But she starts the video talking about how hard it is to live in New York. Her situation is clearly not the situation of most people. Most people in New York are not prostitutes living with their pimps who have two apartments. So…how are we supposed to at all identify with this?
Then she just starts showing TuanX’s game collection. Who cares? Why do I want to see this? Show us the sex dungeon or something.
She really struggles to pronounce “Famicom”, by the way. Repeatedly.
3:15 – “One of the most common questions I get asked.”
She has problems with the English language a lot. Earlier in the video, she said something like, “A prior question”. She uses the wrong word a lot. Like she’s not a native speaker. But she is. Unless you want to include Ebonics as her native language.
You don’t hear anything about Ebonics any more but it was a huge joke in “the 90s” at least among my vaguely racist peers.
Anyway, she’s talking about her favourite games. WHO CARES? We don’t want these boring as fuck questions. Tell us about some of the wacky shit you’ve seen in your career as a prostitute. You’ve done this for over ten years. Easily. You must have loads of stories.
She’s wearing some weird Chun Li buns in her hair, by the way.
5:00 – She starts shaking her tits, in an obvious fashion, and she make some weird…I don’t even know. Bad acting is how I’d describe it.
What’s the point of all of this anyway? Why is there a prostitute showing off her pimp’s game collection? Why would anybody want to watch this? Why does this collection even exist? TuanX is a fucking moron to spend all of his pimp money on video games. Launder that shit into gold or something.
5:45 – She’s talking about beating BattleToads now. Who cares? Even if it’s true, which I suspect it isn’t, why would I want to hear a prostitute talking about beating some 30 year old game? This is pointless.
Maybe she does play video games. She seems to have a lot of time on her hands. She doesn’t work, in the traditional sense. I think that she’s mostly out of the prostitution game but I’m not sure. I suspect that she’s still doing it. Why wouldn’t she? TuanX needs money.
But her main “job” seems to be her god awful OnlyFans. That can’t take too much time. Take some horrible cheesecake photos for horny retards. That’s not eight hours a day. That’s not eight hours a week.
So my point is that she she has time on her hands. Maybe. Maybe a lot. So perhaps she is playing video games during some of this spare time. She does seem to know something about video games. Even back when she did live streams, she was able to answer questions about video games in a semi-intelligent, semi-informed fashion.
But who cares? Who cares if she plays games or not? This is boring. I don’t give a fuck about any of this. Give us some prostitute stories.
She keeps encouraging you to sign up to her Twitch. No thanks.
6:30 – Now she’s showing Stadium…something. I already forgot the name. But this is the game where she did a video where she was dressed like a prostitute in some PVC gear and she flashed $20,000 in cash and offered it to any horntard who wanted to sell her the game. Later, she had Pat the NES Punk sign the game.
7:00 – She says that she doesn’t want this game and offers to sell it. Who’s going to buy it now that Pat ruined it with his signature? And which one of these horny retards has $20,000 to spare? But I guess that TuanX needs some more cash.
By the way, she’s reading question. She never explained where these questions came from. But they’re all just…fucking…video game questions. This is stupid. I don’t give a fuck about any of this. She’s done these type of videos a billion times already. GET TO THE SEX DUNGEON!
7:15 – Now she suddenly sat on the floor for some reason. It was just an excuse to jiggle her tits.
7:30 – She’s talking about the Virtual Boy. “I didn’t have it growing up because I was too poor.”
Ummm…let’s dome some rough estimates on when Madam Fomo was born. She’s probably in her late 20s, I guess? Let’s say 28. So that would mean that she was born in about 1994.
The Virtual Boy was released in 1995.
One year olds aren’t playing video games. You can start playing video games when you’re five? Six? But not in any meaningful way. Certainly, you wouldn’t be playing the Virtual Boy at that age. It’s too cumbersome and the games are no good.
So maybe…eight years old would be the earliest that anyone would play the Virtual Boy. The system had already been cancelled for seven years by that point. Nobody was talking about it. Nobody wanted it. People had long moved on. The GameCube was out. Playstation 2. Game Boy Advance. Shit like this. Not fucking Virtual Boy.
8:15 – “How many games do you own” is the next question. How many times have these questions been asked and answered already? WE DON’T CARE!
The reason why she can’t talk about her actual life is obvious. She’s a prostitute. What’s she going to say? She’d get demonitised.
But this is boring as fuck. Retro Ali and Pelvic Gamer do the same thing. All they ever talk about is video games. You get no insight whatsoever into their personal lives. So they just come off as one dimensional video game playing robots. I don’t a give a shit about that. Nobody does.
If you don’t want to talk about your personal life, fine. I get it. But then go get a job at Jiffy Lube. When you’re making Youtube videos and trying to make money from this shit, you need to be engaging. You need to somehow connect with the audience.
9:00 – She says that it’s taken her eight years to build her collection. Where did the money come from Madam Fomo? That’s the question that people are going to have. She’s trying to downplay how much all of this shit cost but no. This is hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of games. Stadium Events was $20,000 by itself. Where did the money come from, Fomo? Tell us about your day job. Or night job, more accurately.
She can’t. It’s all criminal.
How do the horntards who don’t realise that she’s a prostitute rationalise any of this? Don’t they wonder where the money comes from? She never talks about her job. Is she a doctor? A wealthy industrialist? Did she win the lottery? How can any of this be explained?
Prostitute.
10:45 – She says that she tried to put all of her games in her bedroom but it doesn’t fit. Plus, it would be a little awkward with all of the sex for money activity that goes on there. “Hey, I think there’s a Mario Paint in my ass. Can you dig it out?”
11:00 – She leans over to show her boobs some more. She’s done this sort of thing throughout the video. I haven’t mention nearly all of them.
She invites the horntards to comment on her game room. “Do you think it’s too much? Do you think it’s too little?”
WHO CARES? What can anybody going to possibly say about this fucking collection of TuanX’s? Do whatever the fuck you want, TuanX. I don’t give a shit. There are bigger issues at play here than a fucking video game collection. Like human trafficking.
Then she advertises her Twitch and her Twitter. No OnlyFans. Does she still have the OnlyFans? Let me check.
Yeah. Only $3 for a month. It’s a “limited” time sale. The “spring special”. Ummm…spring was six months ago.
Maybe this hasn’t been updated in six months. Her Amazon gift page is all current, at least. She wants a lot of prostitute stuff and children’s toys. This is the sort of stuff that she always has on here. Her johns must be into some weird stuff.
Oh, no. She advertised her OnlyFans just recently.
https://twitter.com/NotDestinyFomo/status/1573454759272513548
“Be nice it’s #HispanicHeritageMonth 🥰 #puertorican link in my bio for more”
Madam Fomo has said NUMEROUS times that she’s mixed race. Black father and white mother, I assume. The mother was the prostitute, the father was the pimp. But now she’s Puerto Rican. It’s just constant lies from her.
She used to get really annoyed when people said that she was Hispanic. But now she’s just going with it because it’s “Hispanic Heritage Month”. She’s trying to cash in all of that Hispanic Heritage Month mania. Then when February rolls around, she’ll be looking at some of that sweet Black History Month cash.
Does anyone in the comments call her out?
– “Your one hot Puerto Rican”
Here’s this guy’s Twitter:
Holy fucking shit. It’s just sad. I don’t even want to comment.
– “Happy Hispanic Heritage month.”
That was from this guy:
https://twitter.com/GlennAranda6
Again, pity prevents me from saying anything further.
Here’s another guy who replied:
Fifty year old redneck from Texas who enjoys professional wrestling.
There are also a bunch of fake accounts leaving spam comments. She doesn’t even bother to delete them.
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A Halloween Parody in 5 Minutes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Xey04KHK8
I’ve never seen the movie so you’ll have to forgive me if I’m not getting some important reference.
0:15 – It starts with a woman saying to…I think Clark Gable, who appears on Hack the Movies, “Want to go upstairs and mess around for like five seconds?”, to which Lou Ferrigno responds, “Sounds good to me.”
So they go upstairs, then a second later her runs back down and says, “I’ll call you.” How hackneyed.
Then a guy in a clown outfit takes a knife from a drawer and a clown mask and goes upstairs.
1:00 – Jump scare. That woman who was talking about having sex with James Dean was Tony’s mother. What the fuck? Who could have predicted this?
Seriously, this woman is in her 50s. At least. And she’s playing a teenager?
You couldn’t tell the age of this woman in the establishing shots because it was being filmed far away, outside of the house, through a window. But now we get a closeup. What the fuck.
Although, it does raise an interesting point regarding Desi Arnaz. Now, I’ve given this guy a lot of shit for calling himself an “actor” when he’s only done stuff like “Security Guard #2” in some short student film.
I take all of that back. If this guy can do a scene where he talks about wanting to have sex with THIS woman (Mrs Piluso) then he’s the world’s greatest actor.
Then this clown stabs this MILF. Or…M, anyway.
I shouldn’t talk about Tony’s mother like this. It’s nice that she appeared in the movie. Helping her son out. Taking an interest in his dumb projects. I just question the role that Tony gave her.
1:15 – Now we see Sheriff Lobo and some woman in a tan suit jacket. They were the parents of this kid who stabbed Tony’s mom.
1:30 – Then there’s a graphic saying “15 years later”.
Some guy in a trenchcoat is in a car. He’s saying some stuff about wanting to capture Michael Myers. Then he’s dropped off and the car speeds away. I don’t get any of that.
1:45 – Now we have this anti-abortion nut talking to Jessica the Intern. Jessica is playing a boy, because she looks like a boy, and the anti-abortion nut is playing…fuck. I don’t know. I might not be the best person to review this shit.
Okay, I had to listen to this three times before I got the joke and understood what everyone was saying. The anti-abortion nut says to Jessica the intern something like, “Let’s meet up under the palm tree.” And Jessica the intern says, “Aren’t we in Illinois?”
The joke being that there aren’t many palm trees in Illinois. But it was hard to understand what anyone was saying and…the joke just wasn’t…funny.
2:00 – Next scene. Eugh. I know that horror movies can sometimes make you feel queasy but this is going too far. You got this anti-abortion nut, Johanna who looks 300 pounds, and Crystal Quin aka Horeseface McGee who…oh my god. I don’t even want to say anything. Just check it out for yourself. If you’re jerking off to that shit, god bless you.
So there’s some dialogue and Johanna just says “totally” a bunch of times. I guess that the “joke” is that she’s a terrible actress. Fuck. This is awful.
Then Horseface says, “Linda, feel free to come over and have sex whenever you want for some reason.”
Eugh. Come on. Have some compassion for the viewer. Nobody wants to see or hear this.
Then…eugh…I don’t know if I can do this. Horseface is so painfully unattractive. I’m just going to try to ignore it. I’ll have to close my eyes during her scenes. It’s too gruesome.
2:30 – Then there’s another scene with that guy who’s looking for Michael Myers. And the joke is that he’s right behind him reading a newspaper.
3:00 – Now a scene with that anti-abortion nut and Jessica the intern. I’m just glad that Horseface isn’t here. In the scenes where she’s not there, you really get a sense of relief. “Yeah, this is complete dogshit but at least I don’t have to look at that horse-faced woman for a little while”. It lulls you into a false sense of security.
I can’t even understand what this anti-abortion nut is saying. She’s awful. I’ve listened to this three times. “And tonight the evil (something something) to get us”. Good work.
3:15 – Oh my god. Then we’re back to Horseface. I’m only halfway through this. This is the longest six minutes of my life. She’s really emoting. It’s awful.
She opens the front door, throws a dummy, and says, “Hey, watch this kid. I got to go get laid.”
Well…oh fuck…the bad news is that we have to think about Horseface in some kind of sexual situation. But the good news is that this means that this is Horseface’s last scene. Right? Let’s hope so.
Well, almost. In the next scene she was briefly getting choked out by Michael Myers in the car. But it was okay because her hair was covering her face.
Ahhhhh. I feel so much better now. Not because the Horseface character was violently killed. I’m not a psychopath. But I’m just glad that Horseface’s role is over. We can just watch this thing in peace now.
3:30 – Ew. But then we have Johanna and some guy, possibly her real life boyfriend, talking about having sex. And Johanna continues to just say “totally” because the joke is that she’s a bad actress. Why not just get a good actress then? Or a semi-competent one at least.
Then Johanna and this guy get killed. Then there are multiple scenes of this anti-abortion nut running and screaming.
4:45 – Now more mumbling bullshit with this anti-abortion nut and the intern.
5:15 – Then that guy in the trench coat starts shooting Michael Myers.
Then that’s the video. Tony is there at the end to encourage you to subscribe to his Patreon if you want to see bonus footage of Horseface emoting. No thanks, Tony.
– “This was awesome. I laughed so hard when Crystal threw that kid and said she was going to go get laid. Lol. Great short.”
That reminds me. This was supposed to be funny. I didn’t find it funny, though. That’s to be expected, I guess, but it was like…it wasn’t even supposed to be funny. It’s only after I read this comment that I realised, “Oh, this was supposed to be a comedy.”
Now that I think about it, there were jokes. There were plenty of jokes. But not…funny ones.
Maybe I was just too traumatised by Horseface.
– “Oh baby I’m only here for the Crystal Quin foot shots at 4:33!! Looks like I’ll be needing a new jar of Vaseline tomorrow!”
That was from somebody whose name is actually “Horn Dog”. And indeed, if you go to the time stamp there’s a picture of a Horseface dead, barefoot, and in bed. I didn’t even notice this. This is so awful.
So in summary, it’s no Hack the Living Dead. Hack the Living Dead was almost watchable. Almost.
This isn’t even Mummy Cop. Mummy Cop was unwatchable but it didn’t cause me physical discomfort to watch it.
This was really bad. I’d give it two stars. Out of a hundred.
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WTF Wednesday Review: Rob Zombie's The Munsters (2022) – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jpmioxVY9U
0:00 – “I was reading some comments from people who just discovered the channel and they were like, ‘He’s got a setup like it’s 2007 Youtube.’ I was like, I don’t know if I take that as a negative because in 2007 Youtube, people were still allowed to be funny. You didn’t have the PC Police all up in your business.”
It’s true that Youtube has really cracked down on profanity and sexual content and whatnot but it’s not the setting that made things better.
I used to watch Pruane2Forever. He would mostly do vlogs from his bedroom where he would talk about a movie that he saw or school or whatever. And they were funny because Pruane had some charisma.
Then he got really jaded as he got older and didn’t look so ridiculous. His popularity mainly stemmed from the fact that he was a weird looking kid. As he got older, he didn’t look so weird so people stopped watching.
For the last couple of years of his Youtube career, he contemplated doing other kinds of content. Making movies, doing prank videos, shit like this. Things that were popular at the time because vlogs had become passe. But he didn’t really stick with it. He made a couple of little movies with his friends, most were terrible, some were okay (like his Grand Theft Auto rip off called Van City or something) but then he just quit.
You can find him on Instagram now feeling sorry for himself. And some weird guy who does, “Do you remember this old Youtuber” shit did an episode on Pruane a year or two ago. He’s probably in his mid to late 20s now. He’s doing some menial job in Canada. Good for him, I guess. He’s doing an actual job. Not begging for change on Youtube.
Speaking of which, we’ve got Newt with his Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers t-shirt. The Ideas Man is all about that tits and gore.
1:00 – Newt says of Rob Zombie, “It’s cool that he cast his wife in everything because she’s his muse. That’s great.”
Newt is really into muses. But I’ve been thinking. Newt hasn’t mentioned Horseface in months now. Not that I’ve heard, anyway. Well…actually, I just thought of a recent example. But he used to be absolutely obsessive about it. He’d mention her constantly. But he hasn’t done that in a while. So good for Newt.
1:30 – “I love The Munsters. I grew up on The Munsters. And the move The Munsters Go Home and The Munsters Today in the 1980s. Then in 1996, there was a tv movie. “
Oh, do tell. I somehow doubt that he enjoyed the 1980s Munsters show. NOBODY did. Same with the tv movie.
Then he says that he enjoys both The Addams and The Munsters but in terms of adaptations, “The Addams Family is way ahead.”
Well, there was the successful movie in the 1990s and a less successful sequel or two but other than that…what adaptations are there?
Oh, maybe he’s talking about The Maddams Family, the 1991 pornographic adaptation starring Ron Jeremy, Ona Zee, and featuring Charisma as Cousin Tit. Yeah, it’s a pretty good one.
Ona Zee was huge in the late 1980s and into the 1990s. I didn’t get it. What’s the appeal? But Charisma was great.
5:15 – Shout out to Big Bad Beetleborgs.
I have actually seen this. I’ve never seen Power Rangers because I was too old for that shit but for some reason, I did happen to catch a few episodes of Big Bad Beetleborgs. And I think that Newt is right. It does seem to bear a resemblance to this new Munsters movie. All the colours and whatnot.
Wow. I was in college when this was on. So Newt would have been in high school, I think, which is still too old to be watching Big Bad Beetleborgs.
I’m at the ten minute mark. Newt is just summarising the movie. Basically, he doesn’t like it because there’s not any tits and gore. I’m not even joking.
11:30 – “It almost feels like a fuck you to people who say, ‘Why do you put your wife in everything?’ and it’s like, ‘Well, it’s because she’s my muse and I make better art because of her.’”
I’m so fucking sick of Newt and his muse Horseface. What was the good art that Newt was making with Horseface. Show me. Nothing that I’ve seen Horseface in is even remotely watchable. And this is all shit that Newt was directing and writing and filming and whatever. It’s awful. The entire Newt/Horseface filmography is unwatchable.
12:00 – “Her assistant is this kind of heavyset, moustached, oily, Italian-looking dude and I was like, ‘Oh, I’ve met people like that before.’”
I think that this is a dig at Tony from Hack the Movies.
Also, right before this he made a “wolf/woof” reference, which was a dig at James Rolfe.
17:45 – I’m bored as fuck so I turned the chat replay on. Newt said, “I wrote a script called JAPANSYLVANIA at the old company that got shot down. but was beetle borgs meets scooby doo”
Way to go, Ideas Man. More plagiarised bullshit that nobody is interested in.
I have two minutes left but I’m just going to declare this one done. Let’s see what the ladyboys have to say about this.
– “I loved this review and I’m looking forward to more guests!”
So we’ve got a horny retard here. Wants to see some more “sexy” skanks.
Newt replies, “I only have so many friends left. So you will meet all of em”.
Everybody please feel sorry for Newt. He seems to only have about twenty friends. At least. None of them are his muse, though.
Let’s check out his Twitter. Maybe he gives us an update on how many views he’s getting on Youtube or whatever.
He re-tweets somebody talking about how Coolio died. Newt CONSTANTLY re-rweets shit about dead celebrities. Celebrities who he’s never talked about in his fucking life.
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What is The Best Red Dragon Adaptation? – Tony from Hack The Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8QMl2XcPKg
Tony is hacking some movies again, this time with Johanna from Hack the Movies. Just Johanna from Hack the Movies. No Horseface. So maybe this will be tolerable. Because she’s god awful when Horseface is there.
It was the same with Newt. Newt was fine when it was just him and Tony but add Horseface to the mix, and it’s horrendous. Horseface just brings everything down. Way down.
0:15 – But first a word from our sponsor. A mattress company. You know…because so many people buy mattresses based on paid recommendations by “Youtubers”.
Who even buys mattresses through the mail? When I need to buy a mattress, which has only happened twice in my life, I go to the fucking store. A furniture store. I got my last one from Ikea. I bought it along with the bed and some other furniture. Then I paid an extra £25 or something to have it delivered. Isn’t this what normal people do?
Never in a million years would I ask some normal postal delivery man to drag a mattress to my door. This is not their job. Their job is to delivery normal-sized packages.
Then there’s footage of Tony unpacking the mattress that they sent him in exchange for doing this ad. He claims that it cured his insomnia. These are just blatant lies.
And why would he even want a new mattress? Because that’s quite possibly his only payment for doing this ad.
He presumably already had a mattress. So what did he do with his old mattress? You can’t sell it. Who’s going to buy a used mattress, especially one owned by Tony? So you just have to throw it out. But the garbagemen won’t just pick this up, will they? You have to pay to have a special pick up. At least that’s how it is in the UK when you want to dispose of large items. I don’t know how things are done in the US any more.
So getting rid of his old mattress cost him money. And it’s a giant hassle. And it’s wasteful. And was there even anything wrong with his old mattress? Maybe his old mattress was better.
2:30 – Oh. We finally get to the “review”. This is some Silence of the Lambs thing. I’ve never seen any of this shit. I haven’t even seen Silence of the Lambs. I don’t give a shit about any of this.
4:45 – Johanna says that she’s going to Disney World again. What a totally pointless, pathetic life.
She also says that she’s getting married next year. You know…despite the fact that she constantly talks about wanting to have sex with Horseface McGee.
8:00 – Shout out to Rite-Aid. Remember Rite-Aid?
12:15 – Tony “always” “forgets” that Stephen Lang is Freddie Lounds in this movie.
How often is Tony talking about Freddie Lounds and the actor who played him?
Okay, so I made it to 17 minutes. I’m not even listening any more. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I could leave this on as background noise but what’s the point? I don’t know what the movie is, I don’t give a shit, I don’t want to hear their summary. This is pointless.
Let’s check out Tony’s Twitter.
https://twitter.com/HacktheMovies/status/1574446689976459267
Oh, he does that thing where he gives regular updates on how many subscribers he has. NOBODY CARES!
He constantly promotes his videos.
He talks about professional wrestling.
He posts some unfunny “memes”.
He promotes Mint Salad’s movie reviews.
By the way, her “reviews” are absolutely horrendous. Nobody can possibly be enjoying them. Her pimp makes her put out a new video every day and they get like fifty views each.
https://twitter.com/HacktheMovies/status/1574166642518818817
Oh, he went to a movie with that Jesus nut anti-abortion fanatic. Let’s check out her Twitter because I already looked at Johanna’s and Johanna has NOTHING worth talking about.
https://twitter.com/TheFinalGirl__
Her description is “mostly my beliefs and movie quotes” and she gives her pronouns as “former/fetus”, neither of which are pronouns. But she’s all about that abortion nut bullshit.
It’s pretty shocking what’s going on in the US with abortion and this is from somebody who doesn’t give a shit about any of this. But what kind of a fucking redneck, Jesus nut, lunatic would support ANY of this bullshit where they’re outlawing abortion in so many states? Very few people get abortions. Those that do, probably should be getting them. It’s all connected to Jesus nut fanaticism, which, bizarrely, is still a huge thing in the US. Mostly those backwards, inbred, hillbillies. Why kowtow to inbred hillbillies? Why are inbred hillbillies running the country?
https://twitter.com/TheFinalGirl__/status/1570589310268874752
Here’s a picture of her dressed like a prostitute for some horror “contest”. Well…Jesus did love prostitutes, I guess.
She posted that same picture four times in a row.
https://twitter.com/TheFinalGirl__/status/1559260803047559168
Here’s a picture of her with some other inbred hillbillies, some of whom are wearing cowboy hats, and they’re at some fucking ho down in a barn. I’m not making this up. This is a real picture. This is the shit that must go on in rural Pennsylvania.
https://twitter.com/PadrepioSaint/status/1558530365572075520
She re-tweeted a painting of Mary chilling with our lord and saviour. The quote given is, “Love our Lady and make her loved ~•~ Always pray the Rosary and pray it as often as possible.”
Is this what Casey is doing in her free time? Praying the rosary? To what end? What is she hoping to achieve?
I went to Catholic school for many years. This is not advocated. I have never been told to sit at home at pray all day. Not once. By anyone.
What kind of a fucking lunatic, fringe, heretical, fundamentalist bullshit hillbilly cult would tell you to pray the rosary all day? You’re just wasting your fucking time. Even by the fucking standards of any normal, mainstream religion you’re wasting your time with that shit. They are not telling you to sit at home and pray all day. It doesn’t happen. They’re telling you to be a good person, if you’re not a good person you’re going to go to hell, shit like this. Very little mention of prayer.
https://twitter.com/TheFinalGirl__/status/1546282740009639946
She retweets a picture of a woman dressed like a prostitute who’s covered in blood and makes three drooling emojis.
You know what the bible has to say about masturbating and homosexuality? Spoiler: it’s not favourable.
But this fucking dumb hillbilly thinks that she can just pray her way into Heaven. No. It doesn’t work that way. You have to put the time and effort in to be a good person. Do good things. You can’t just sit at home with your pants around your ankles, jerking off to disgusting tits and gore porn, while you pray a rosary. That shit is sacrilegious in the extreme.
If this inbred hick doesn’t drastically change her ways, she’s looking at an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell where daemons will forever sodomise her with their spikey penises. But maybe she’s into that.
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What Happened to Saturday Morning Cartoons? – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bux83X6G99Y
Without even watching the video, let me field this one for you, Jimmy.
In the early to mid 1990s, the networks started scaling back on Saturday morning cartoons. They blamed the increase of cable television as the reason. I believe that The Cartoon Network existed by this time and there were references to Nickelodeon and shit like this. Channels that showed children’s programming all day, every day.
The networks said that they couldn’t compete. So I believe that it was NBC who was the first network to eliminate cartoons on Saturday. For a while, they just had adolescent fare like Saved By the Bell and California Dreams and shit like this. Then they moved to putting news programs on Saturday morning. The other two networks, CBS and ABC, quickly followed suit.
In fact, none of this was about not being able to compete, it was about money, of course. These networks thought that they could make more money by putting news on Saturdays instead of cartoons. Cartoons are fairly expensive to produce.
I was in high school when all of this went down so it wasn’t too traumatic for me. But I remember when it ended.
So let’s see what Rainman has to say. Is it going to be Jimmy in a baseball cap in front of a green screen? I sure hope so. What’s more entertaining than that?
0:00 – “Do you remember Saturday morning cartoons?”
Ummm…yes. Weren’t you paying attention, you autistic fuck?
0:15 – Then he gives examples of the kind of cartoons you’d see on Saturday mornings. The Flintstones, the Jetsons, Scooby Doo, Woody Woodpecker, Pink Panther, Popeye…”
What? NONE of these were on Saturday mornings in my lifetime. Or Jimmy’s. We’re about the same age. What the fuck is this? Why are THESE the examples? These are all OLD cartoons.
I’ve seen them. I’ve seen all of these cartoons. Not so much Pink Panther, I’ve seen a little of that. But I wasn’t watching them on Saturday mornings. I don’t know where I’d see them. Sunday mornings?
Now that I think about it, MAYBE Scooby Doo was on Saturday afternoons but I don’t think that it was on any of the three networks that Jimmy is talking about.
What the fuck is this bullshit? Mike does the same thing. Did Mike write this? These old cartoons were not shown on Saturday morning by CBS, NBC, or ABC from the years 1984 to 1992. I don’t give a fuck what Mike or Jimmy say. They’re just straight up lying.
Then he gives Alvin and the Chipmunks as an example. Was this shown on Saturday mornings? I’ve seen it somewhere but I don’t recall it being on Saturday mornings. I’m thinking it was on Nickelodeon. Maybe it was also on Saturday mornings but before my time.
Smurfs is his next example. Yeah. Fine. Smurfs. Why is Smurfs the fucking EIGHTH example? We have to endure seven bullshit, made up, lies before we get to an ACTUAL cartoon that was shown on Saturday morning television in Jimmy’s lifetime.
Care Bears. Okay. Fine. Probably. I never watched it.
Fraggle Rock. No. This isn’t even a fucking cartoon, Jimmy. It’s a puppet show. And it was shown on HBO. I don’t know at what time because I didn’t have HBO. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he just reading this? Is this a script prepared by Mike Matei? And why does Mike Matei have this completely insane idea of what Saturday morning cartoons were all about?
Danger Mouse. NO. Fuck you, Jimmy. I never saw this in my life but it was on Nickelodeon. It’s some weird British cartoon. NEVER on network television on Saturday mornings.
California Raisins. I think so but this is before my time. And I’m two years older than Jimmy. So how does he remember it. I certainly never watched this.
Captain N. Yeah, that was Saturday mornings but it took me a while to remember.
Why didn’t he mention the popular cartoons from the era that were shown on Saturday mornings? Snorks. Gummi Bears. Muppet Babies. Garfield. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Even fucking Bugs Bunny. Why didn’t he mention the fucking Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show? That thing had been on Saturday mornings since the 1960s. That’s a LEGITIMATE old cartoon that they would show. The ONLY old cartoon that they would show in Jimmy’s lifetime.
Where the fuck did he come up with Popeye and shit like that? No. Absolutely not. Not on Saturday mornings. Not on network television.
“There were so many, it felt like a blur.”
Yeah. Clearly. Clearly you did not research this. He’s just mentioning cartoons that he’s seen with no regard to whether or not it was on Saturday mornings on network television.
I’ve seen The Flintstones and The Jetsons and all of this shit. But when and where, I can’t exactly remember. But I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t Saturday mornings on network television. Even if it was, which I don’t think it was, I wouldn’t regard these as Saturday morning cartoons. They were not made for Saturday morning cartoons. I believe that they were originally broadcast in the evenings, at least The Flintstones, and in the 1960s. Come on. Fuck off.
And Popeye? I think that I’d watch this before going to school. Really old, probably public domain cartoons. These were originally released in theatres, of course. They’re not Saturday morning cartoons.
Let me check Reddit. Are these faggots calling him out on this or are they just commenting on “no time” and how Jimmy is bald and how sexy Bootsy is?
No, it’s just braindead “memes”. If you want intelligent discussion about Cinemassacre, it’s GamerGrrls or nowhere. Those faggots on Reddit are too busy jacking each other off and eating the jizz.
0:45 – Jimmy says that he doesn’t remember hearing the term “Saturday morning cartoons.” How? Every year, they would promote the new cartoons. Something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7P6Fk5PdzI
Every network would do it. Every year. It was a big event. I can’t remember if they were shown in the evenings or on Saturday mornings. They would advertise the upcoming year’s lineup of Saturday morning cartoons.
“I do remember watching cartoons on Saturday mornings but I also remember watching cartoons on Sunday mornings. I think.”
You fucking retard. He didn’t research this AT ALL. That’s why he’s just naming random cartoons. All of that shit, The Jestons, Popeye, Woody Woodpecker, NOT SATURDAYS. These are just cartoons that he remembers watching.
God, this is so fucking bad. Jimmy can fuck right off with this zero effort bullshit.
“Sometimes even weekday mornings before school and definitely after school.”
Yeah. Who gives a shit? This is about SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS.
I mean, he’s showing footage of fucking Batman: The Animated Series during this. IT’S TOTALLY IRRELEVANT, JIMMY.
1:00 – “I remember Ninja Turtles, Duck Tales, and Tiny Toons.”
Duck Tales and Tiny Toons were shown on weekday afternoons. Fuck you, you fucking retard.
Now, you might say, “Hey, why are you raging over cartoons here?” BECAUSE HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS! HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT CARTOONS WERE BEING SHOWN ON SATURDAY MORNINGS. HE’S JUST TALKING ABOUT ANY CARTOON THAT HE SAW AS A CHILD.
If you want to do a video on cartoons that you enjoyed as a child, by all means do so. But this is supposed to be about SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS. They’re their own thing.
He’s giving blatantly false information. People who are younger than Jimmy are going to watch this and say, “Oh, these were all Saturday morning cartoons. Interesting. I had no idea.” No. He’s full of shit. He’s a moron. His brain is mush.
1:15 – “So I wanted to look back at this tradition that I somehow participated in but wasn’t really aware.”
Boy, is this accurate. Jimmy doesn’t have a fucking clue. And this is the video. It’s a video about a retarded man talking about something that he doesn’t even remember. He admits this. He admits that he doesn’t remember anything about Saturday morning cartoons. And it shows. I’m not even at the 90 second mark and I’ve already written a short story length piece about everything that’s wrong with this video.
“Saturday mornings were a giant mix of various shows.”
And he shows a promotional thing from Fox Kids. Fox was not doing Saturday morning television. The cartoons in this promo were all shown on weekday afternoons. This is fucking terrible.
1:30 – “Star Wars: Ewoks. Anyone remember that?”
No. Let me look this up. This is some bullshit from before his time, I’ll bet.
1985 to 1986. James would have been five or six. MAYBE he remembers this. Maybe. I certainly don’t.
Then he’s showing footage from Rambo and Robocop cartoons. Were these on Saturday mornings? I’ve never seen either of these.
No. Both Rambo and Robocop were shown in syndication so it could have been at any time, depending on where you lived, but it wasn’t on network tv so it wasn’t a Saturday morning cartoon.
Fucking retard Jimmy over here.
1:45 – Teen Wolf. Yes, Teen Wolf is an actual Saturday morning cartoon. Holy shit. We actually got one. By sheer luck.
Then he just talks about the fucking movie. What is this shit?
2:30 – Tales from the Crypt Keeper. I think that this was also a Saturday morning cartoon. Jimmy is on a roll here. Two for two. Let’s keep it going.
And he immediately just starts talking about the HBO live action show. CARTOONS, JIMMY. We’re talking about cartoons here. Remember cartoons? I remember. You sure as fuck do not.
Beetlejuice. Mmm…I think so but let me check. Yeah. It aired on ABC on Saturday mornings but also concurrently on Fox on weekday afternoons. That’s why I wasn’t sure. I never watched it, by the way. It was shit.
Then Jimmy immediately talks about the movie, of course.
Hey…Jimmy. If you want to talk about movies, talk about movies. But this video is supposed to be about cartoons. SATURDAY MORNING cartoons.
3:45 – Real Ghostbusters. A Saturday morning cartoon, yes. Is he going to mention any cartoons not based on films?
Then he talks about the movie. Of course.
4:45 – Quick shout outs to The Addams Family, Punky Brewster, Bill and Ted. I think that all of those are Saturday morning cartoons. I never watched them.
5:00 – “Even Flintstone Kids, which was already a cartoon to begin with.”
Jimmy can’t wrap his special education brain around this one. Making child versions of tv shows was popular at the time. It started with Muppet Babies. Then you had The Flintstone Kids and there was also a Scooby Doo version where they were children. A Pup Named Scooby Doo.
5:15 – Jimmy claims that Muppet Babies inspired him. Oh, do tell. “It made me want to use my own imagination and sometimes imitated the things that I’d see them do.”
So…doing something that you saw somebody else do is “using your imagination”. Let’s just move on.
6:30 – Pee Wee’s Playhouse. It was on Saturday mornings but this was not a cartoon. Come on. There were plenty of actual cartoons that were shown on network television on Saturday mornings.
6:45 – Garfield and Friends. Saturday morning cartoon.
Then he immediately talks about the comic strip…
7:45 – “The other half of the show, that I didn’t care for as much, was Orson’s Farm or US Acres or whatever the hell it’s called.”
US Acres, Jimmy. Think that you could have done some research? It was also a short-lived comic strip. You could have talked about the comic strip here.
But no, US Acres was the superior cartoon over Garfield. Jimmy just couldn’t get into it because he only watches things that were well-known licensed properties. He can’t appreciate something on its own merits.
8:00 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He says that this started as a weekday cartoon but in season four was shown on Saturday mornings. This seems right but who can tell with Jimmy? He doesn’t know anything about this shit.
Then he immediately talks about how he preferred the live action movies. This is fucking horrendous.
8:30 – “The show had a long run. What can you say about Ninja Turtles?”
What can YOU say? Nothing. Not a single fucking thing. But a more knowledgeable person can probably talk at some length about the cartoon.
9:00 – He talks about Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue. It’s an anti-drugs PSA. I just watched this maybe six months ago for reasons that I can’t remember. It was pretty weird. I vaguely remember this as a kid. Maybe.
10:15 – “So good times. Those were the days, right? Well, that’s the sentiment, that Saturday morning cartoons are gone. I guess they’re gone because otherwise we wouldn’t be looking back at them.”
Oh my god. He doesn’t even know that they’re gone. It was a huge fucking story in the early to mid 1990s. Where the fuck was he? Where has he been SINCE the early to mid 1990s? He hasn’t noticed that Saturday morning cartoons aren’t being aired any more? He has children.
Then he checks the current television listings for the networks on Saturday morning. I can’t fucking believe this. Does he not know this? Does he think that Saturday morning cartoons are still being shown? No. It’s news. That’s what he’s showing. They’re showing news now.
Has he been in a coma for the past 30 years? What the fuck is this?
“But if you go to the other networks like Disney, Disney Junior, Disney XD, Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Nick Toons, Universal Kids, Cartoon Network, then there’s plenty of cartoons.”
Those are not networks, Jimmy. He doesn’t know the basic fucking terminology. A “network” was so-called because it was a network of different channels all across the country who agreed to show the same programming. So you had The Dumont Network, CBS, NBC, and ABC. Later, you had Fox and the WB and UPN and then whatever WB and UPN became when they merged. These are the networks. These are the only networks. The Dumont Network went out of business 70 years ago or whatever. But when people talk about “network tv”, this is what they’re talking about.
What Jimmy was describing were cable tv channels. You can only get these channels if you pay a subscription to your cable company. At least this was historically how it was done. I don’t know how it’s done today.
There’s also syndication television. These are those weird local stations that you used to be able to get and maybe still can get. They show whatever cheap programming they can get. Old episodes of What’s Happening or whatever. Some show Spanish language programming. Shit like this. These are also the channels where cartoons like Rambo and Robocop were shown. But it depends if your local channel bought the rights to the show or not.
11:15 – Jimmy starts talking about Svengoolie for NO REASON AT ALL. He’s the host of some horror movies on MeTV, which I believe was a syndicated channel, or at least was when I was living in the US. Maybe it’s a cable channel now.
13:00 – Jimmy cites the rise of DVDs as a reason why Saturday morning cartoons ceased to exist. No. DVDs came out YEARS later.
That’s the video. This was shockingly bad. Pure ignorance. It was nothing but misinformation. Twenty minutes of misinformation.
He talked about cartoons that weren’t even shown on Saturday morning network television. And everything that he did mention that was legitimately a Saturday morning cartoon, they were all animated spin offs from live action movies. This is dogshit. Total dogshit.
Why make a video when you don’t know jack shit about the topic and don’t want to put any research AT ALL into it?
– “Can we all just appreciate how legendary James is? Such a great content creator.”
These Youtube comments have to be made up. Nobody can possibly think these things.
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Crystal Quin "Always" "Forgets" about Lowe's Free Scrap Wood
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1573733747295485959
“Why do I always forget about Lowes free scrap wood???? Reminding those that need it or didn’t know it existed.”
What the fuck does she need scrap wood for? And I don’t think that this is some kind of official program that Lowe’s wants advertised. It’s just something that her local Lowe’s does to appease the homeless. “Here. Take your scrap wood and get the fuck out.”
Let me look this up. Is there actually an official program to get rid of scrap wood?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Lowes/comments/jz0414/do_you_have_any_bigger_pieces_of_scrap_wood/
Certainly not according to this Lowe’s employee. He, rightly, gives it to these fucking hobos who are begging for wood. WHO BEGS FOR WOOD? Well, maybe they need something to burn in their trashcans to keep warm.
I see absolutely no mention, anywhere on the internet, that Lowes gives away scrap wood for free. What I do see are a lot of thread from beggars asking if Lowe’s or Home Depot or whatever do this, and the responses that they’re getting is always, “No. They throw their scrap wood away.”
I’m reminded of a story I heard in high school. I knew a guy who worked at Dunkin Donuts. He was a classmate. And he said that his store used to throw out the old doughnuts but then the manager found out that homeless people were taking the doughnuts from the trash and eating them. So the manager told everyone to cut all of the doughnuts up and soak them in water before throwing them out.
This is the same thing that Horseface is doing. She’s going through her local Lowe’s dumpster for free shit. And encouraging other people to do it despite the fact that there’s no fucking policy from Lowe’s to give scrap wood away for free. That’s just her local store being “kind”. The manager of her local Lowe’s obviously wants to have sex with Horseface, as everybody does, and is allowing her to take free scrap wood in an effort to get a date out of this.
What that Lowe’s needs to start doing is running this scrap wood through a wood chipper and pouring water all over it before throwing it away. That would keep fucking hobos like Horseface away from the store.
By the way, of course it’s disgusting that this Dunkin Donuts ruined the doughnuts before throwing them out. Even the guy who told the story knew that it was the wrong thing to do.
I have a vague childhood memory of seeing a sign for “free palettes”. We would drive by this sign regularly. I didn’t know what it was at the time but it was obviously some kind of industrial site and they used palettes a lot and they would give away the ones that were getting worn. Homeless people and the like would take them off their hands. It probably cost money to recycle them or whatever so it’s just cheaper to give them away.
I can understand people wanting scrap wood for art projects or whatever but how many people are doing art projects that require scrap wood? The vast majority of people looking for free scrap wood must be the homeless and they’re using it for firewood. What else can it be? How many people need scrap wood? There must be way more supply than demand.
Anyway, Kris Glavin didn’t reply to that tweet. Can you blame him? He’s not into fucking…what’s another word for “hobo”? Ha. “Tramp”. Well, that applies to Horseface in two ways now.
What else has old Horseface been up to? I mean…god, isn’t it fucking embarrassing going up to an employee of Lowe’s and asking for free scrap wood? They’ve got other stuff to do. They have to attend to PAYING customers. They don’t want to deal with fucking bums.
Oh, her Fansly comments are public. That’s odd. She’ll probably hide comments now that I’m writing about it.
https://fansly.com/post/430139307550842880
“Fall is here! What kind of sexy Halloween cosplay should I do?”
– “Something that shows off your feet”
Uh huh. I don’t get that but…there’s loads that I don’t understand about people’s attraction to Horseface. To each their own, I guess.
Somebody wants Elvira. Horseface doesn’t have tits.
Cammy from Street Fighter. I…is that character even particularly sexy?
Here’s a vote for Underworld. What even is that?
Oh. Some game from 20 years ago about vampires and shit.
– “Janine but the Real Ghostbusters version.”
Why does he specify the cartoon version? Didn’t the woman in the movie look pretty similar to the cartoon version?
Yeah. And the cartoon version is based on the character in the movie, of course.
He wants bright red hair, I guess. That’s his thing. Regular auburn doesn’t work for him.
– “The Blob! But a sexy blob! lol. Sorry just trolling.”
That would be a good suggestion for Johanna’s Fansly.
And I don’t like making comments like this. I really don’t. But this woman is presenting herself as a sex symbol. Come on. 250 pound Johanna? Fuck off. Only the completely deranged are going to pay for that shit.
– “As you look great as dc girls,id go for michelle pfeiffer catwoman :)”
Uh huh. This was a big fetish thirty years ago. The Catwoman costume from Batman Returns. This guy is still stuck on this.
– “Naked jigsaw”
Isn’t the character a guy? Yeah. Well…Horseface does look pretty masculine. Maybe she could pull it off.
Here’s a vote for Frankenhooker. I think that this is another character from 30+ years ago.
Yeah. You can tell the age of these people by what their fetishes are. The earliest stuff that you jerk off to stays with you for your whole life. If there were any 80 year olds on Horseface’s Fansly, they’d be asking her to dress up as Sophia Loren from “Era lui, si! si!” and Calamity Jane and shit like that.
– “Sexy guy from basket case”
Another vote from the homosexual community. Why are so many gay men attracted to Horseface? I think that we know the answer.
– “Sexy krueger? Sexy Carrie (after she gets covered in blood and goes mental)”
What about the period scene? If you’re going to be a creep, go all out. And she’s asking. She’s asking the horntards, “What degenerate tits and gore shit should I dress up as?” So period scene Carrie. With real blood. We can wait.
Anyway, hopefully this Fansly thing works out for Horseface so that she can start just buying the wood instead of begging for it. It’s only like ten bucks for a big fucking piece of lumber.