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SupaPixelGirl is Dating a Man 17 Years Older than Her
https://linktr.ee/supa_xo
It’s in her Discord. The link should be on there, unless she removed it by the time you see this.
Here’s a screenshot:
I’m dating a man 17 years older than me
I’m so glad I tried dating an older man
Not sure I can ever go back
There’s no context to this. She rarely posts on this Discord but one day, she just woke up and decided to post this.
And you look at the replies…nobody gives a shit.
She posted an almost identical comment when she started dating a “chocolate” man.
Everything has to be some weird, sexual fetish with her. How about dating somebody because you like them? Have you tried that, SupaNeurodivergent?
Here’s another gem I mined from her Discord. No screenshot, just take my word on this one.
I want to check it out for sure
I actually am wanting to get into dnd
She’s a big Dungeons & Dragons fan, guys. Maybe get your 52 year old boyfriend to play too.
Fucking Dungeons & Dragons. What woman would possibly want to play this? What adult man who isn’t a giant fucking nerd would want to play this?
Erin pretended to want to get into Dungeons & Dragons a while ago. What happened with that? We haven’t heard anything about it since. Maybe this is one of the things that she’s been so busy with lately. Dungeons & Dragons campaigns.
And that Discord is nothing but horntards licking SupaCrazy’s giant fucking ass.
Imagine going to this woman for psychiatric treatment. How come we never hear about SupaMentallyIll’s job search? Did she ever get a job as a psychiatrist or what? Last I heard, she was going to…fuck, I don’t know…Boston or somewhere to do some…program? I guess? Or to look for work? I don’t know. And that’s the last update that I saw on her job search. This was before the global pandemic that wiped out half of the earth’s population.
Oh, her Twitter is public now. What a treat.
It’s nice when 250 pound, middle aged women think that they’re sexy. Hey, confidence. I’m all for it.
Although, I suppose that it does cross into delusion when you start an OnlyFans or a Fansly or whatever. And SupaMastodon did have that infamously bad OnlyFans.
Do you suppose Mike ever lies awake at night and wonders what his life would have been like had he gone with SupaLunatic instead of Erin?
Well, for one thing, he might have a partner who actually brings in some income. Maybe not as a psychiatrist but surely, SupaManiacal is doing some job. How else is she supporting herself? She never seems to be in any long-term relationship. She just goes from guy to guy trying to itch whatever bizarre fetish she has on a particular day. She’s going to be fucking some American Indian midget next.
SupaNuts also seems genuinely interested in video games, much unlike Erin. So Mike would like that, I guess. Even though she only seems to be interested in RPGs, which I don’t think is a genre that Mike particularly likes outside of Legend of Zelda, if you want to call that an RPG.
Her Youtube videos are horrible. They’re probably just as bad as Erin’s videos, although in a different way. But maybe with Mike’s guidance, SupaPsycho could start putting out some interesting content. She’s certainly more interesting than Erin. I mean…who isn’t? She has some personality, I guess. She’s certainly “different”. So maybe if Mike catches her on her manic days or avoids her manic days or whatever is best, he could get some good videos out of her.
Mike has plenty of experience dealing with the mentally ill. Look at what he did with James Rolfe. He took this deeply autistic man and made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of him. And he was able to mask James’ autism for many years. Screenwave couldn’t do it.
I think on the whole, you have to give it to SupaDemented over Erin in terms of who would make a better girlfriend. Sure, she’s nutty as a fruitcake but just the fact that SupaSchizo has a job (I assume) is a huge plus for her. Erin is just a complete parasite. She brings no money in and she’s constantly taking expensive trips to visit her parents. And no personality AT ALL for Erin.
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Erin Didn’t go to PRGE this Year (Five Years Running)
“Sad I didn’t go to PRGE this year. I haven’t been in like, 5 (?) years and it’s a great convention. Too much shit going on rn so hopefully next year. I wish everything cool wasn’t happening in October but it IS the best month, so I get it.”
Oh. Another riveting tweet about something that Erin DIDN’T do. What even is PRGE?
Portland Retro Gaming Expo. What? Why would she even go to that? It’s on the other side of the country. Of all the nerd conventions out there, why did she talk about not going to this one?
But no. Erin’s October has just been too action-packed. She wanted to go but she couldn’t. She has too much shit going on right now.
Like what? Tell us, Erin. We want to know. Personal errands?
It’s completely insane. A tweet about something that she DIDN’T do. And she does this constantly. Because she never fucking does anything. So the only left to talk about is stuff that she DIDN’T do.
Five years of not going to PRGE. Riveting stuff, Erin. Tell us more. What other nerd conventions haven’t you been to?
Totally preposterous. She has no interest in this shit anyway. She’s a grown woman. And doesn’t give a fuck about video games.
The boys on Reddit uploaded some creep shot that one of them took of Erin with Mike at some nerd convention. It was so sad. Erin clearly did not want to be there. Why bother? Why fucking take her there? If Mike wants to go to a nerd convention, go to a nerd convention by yourself. You don’t have to fucking drag Erin along. She hates every second of that shit. And I can’t blame her one bit. I wouldn’t go go one of those freak shows if you paid me and I’m actually interested in video games.
Too much shit going on for old Erin. NO TIME for nerd conventions, one might say.
Justin Silverman replies. “Yeah, every weekend has a convention or some streaming event. But I’ve been just trying to do a lot of spooky stuff since the last few years were a washout.”
Like what? What spooky stuff have you been doing? Anything? This guy’s ripping off Erin’s gimmick here. Pretending to do stuff but really all they’re saying is “I haven’t done ANYTHING.”
Oh, indeed, Erin replies with, “I haven’t even done anything that spooky yet! But yeah. Hopefully next year things are more spread out and I’m more organized”.
But what have you been fucking doing in the first two weeks of October that kept you from achieving all of your nerd goals? Tell us. Why is your schedule so packed?
She has no job. Mike pays for everything. She has nothing but time on her hands. Maybe she was visiting her parents again. Twice a month, she has to check that they’re still alive.
Justin comes back, “Some spooky hayrides and haunts are going into mid-November. There’s time! I’ll let you know what else we’re up to.”
Spooky hayrides? What are you? Eight years old?
“Can the 500 pound man please exit the cart to allow children to board?”
Then some “spooky nerd mom” suggests that Erin should do a panel at PRGE. Fucking classic. Imagine such a thing.
So Erin replies, “Thanks! Yeah maybe one day I’ll be comfortable enough with the idea of a panel, ha. It’s just hard when it’s just me and I don’t know what the hell to talk about”
She wouldn’t have the slightest idea what to talk about. What could it even be? Britney Spears? Sailor Moon? She doesn’t even know about this shit. She doesn’t ANYTHING about ANYTHING. She has no interests whatsoever.
Somebody else says, “Guy Fawkes night is coming up, save the celebrating for that”
Oh, yeah. Guy Fawkes Night. Huge in the US. And what’s not to like? Burning effigies of the pope? Singing anti-Catholic songs? This is the actual fucking holiday. We have to celebrate our beloved tyrant and his fondness for divorcing women.
How any even remotely switching on person can not see this holiday for what it is: extreme bigotry, is beyond me. But people do it. It’s a national holiday.
“Finally finished my Halloween video script (I know, I’m running late on everything 🫠,) dyed my hair, and Rick Rubin let it slip that a new album from The Strokes is coming. I am at peace.”
Ohhhhhh. THIS is what Erin has been doing in October. She wrote a “script” for a Youtube video and she dyed her hair. I can see this taking a lot of time. No wonder she didn’t go to PRGE. She had to dye her hair. It took two full weeks to do that.
Oh, and she read about a new Strokes album. It takes a lot of time to read that.
She does NOTHING.
Somebody says, “Can’t wait!! I love your holiday themed videos”
That reminds me. She used to do these Halloween videos where she would dress in “sexy” costumes. Where are the “sexy” costumes? Where are the videos? She hasn’t uploaded a video in fucking two months. Can we just declare Erin’s Youtube channel to be dead? She’s done with Youtube. Official reason: carpal tunnel syndrome. Unofficial reason: she finally realised that this con is not going to work.
Somebody says, “Mike still a racist?”
To which Shishi comes to Erin’s defence, “Still stalking people you don’t even like?”
Then the guy comes back. “No recommended unfortunately. Loco Bandito.”
Some braindead gay man from TheCinemassacreTruth. I’m surprised that Erin didn’t delete this, though. She must not even read the comments.
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FIRST LOOK: Garbage Pail Kids for NES
Hey guys! Remember Garbage Pail Kids?
Yes, John. Those cards/stickers from like 1986 that were capitalising on the Cabbage Patch Kids trend? I remember them. What about it?
Well, apparently there’s a new game for the NES based on this property. Some nerd made it in his basement. And John Riggs is showing it off. He was at some nerd convention where this was available to play.
This video is a “short” but it’s the longest “short” I’ve ever watched. I actually had to pause it to make sure that it was a “short”. No. It is. It’s just really, really boring. What seems like an eternity is actually under 60 seconds.
I had a fair number of Garbage Pail Kids cards. The first series are the most valuable and I had, I don’t know, maybe half of the set but I didn’t keep them in pristine condition. With the later series, when I realised that these were worth some money, I started taking better care of the cards. But for the first season, I would write on the checklist to mark off which cards I had and I carried them around with so the corners got a bit rounded and shit like this.
How much are these worth anyway? It can’t be that much.
Maybe $50 for Blasted Billy. I think I had that one. That seems to be the most expensive card that I had. So no big deal.
They also had giant sized cards. These were like, I don’t know, half the size of an A4 sheet of paper. I didn’t have any of those.
The Garbage Pail Kids line started to get really disgusting by…I don’t know…the fifth series? The tenth series? I lost interest after the first series but I’d still buy them on and off. But there came a point where every fucking card was some character eating his own mucus. I don’t want to see this. And there’s nothing clever about this. So that’s when I stopped buying them.
What was cool was imagining an actual doll in the style of the characters on the card. Joltin’ Joe was my favourite. It was just a guy in combat gear with a gun and a stack of dynamite. That would be a cool. What I don’t want is a doll eating its own mucus.
There were also tiny red figurines. I had a couple of them. I remember looking this up before and those seemed to be surprisingly valuable now. I had an Adam Bomb/Blasted Billy and some character with a weird, melted face or something.
Oh, I found it on Ebay. I think. I don’t remember it being a girl but maybe it was. Muggin Megan. Forty bucks. No big deal there.
https://www.littleweirdos.net/2016/02/garbage-pail-kids-cheap-toys-classic.html
They were called Cheap Toys. I guess. And they came in a few different colours. Mine were both red.
Somebody is selling an Adam Bomb for about $100. So it’s not too big of a deal if I still have it or not. It’s not like I’d be able to retire off of this shit.
I never had a Cabbage Patch Kid but I wanted one. My sisters had them. I guess my parents didn’t want to turn me gay. But I did get a knock off version. His head came off a lot but I liked it. I brought it to show and tell in the first grade and then the kids and even the teacher laughed at me so I kind of got off of it after that.
There were also animal-like Cabbage Patch Kids. What were those called? Let me look.
Koosas? I don’t remember that word. But my sister had one. It seemed kind of cool but looking at the pictures now…I’m not impressed.
There was also a World Traveler line of Cabbage Patch Kids. It was just the regular doll with ethnic clothing from some part of the world.
I also had a bear that had a flannel shirt, overalls, and a felt cowboy hat. It was a similar size and concept to Cabbage Patch Kids but less overtly feminine so I was able to get one. The hat quickly got destroyed but the rest of the outfit was fine. What were they called?
Ah. Furskins. Made by the same people who made Cabbage Patch Kids. That makes sense. And yeah, they had shoes. It’s just that shitty hat that immediately got destroyed. Once it gets crumpled, you can never get it back in shape. And it gets crumpled immediately.
I also had a My Pet Monster. Again, similar to Cabbage Patch Kids, I guess. Bit larger. But later, they had different sizes. And a football version. Just the monster in football helmet. They got so desperate.
I mean, if you already have the original My Pet Monster, why would you want the football version? It’s the same fucking character, just with a football helmet.
There was also My Buddy and Kid Sister. I didn’t get any of that shit. I had zero interest in that. It was too gay even for my doll-playing self.
Also, I was probably older by the time that thing came out. Because I remember kids joking about the commercial in school. Let me check.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Buddy_(doll)
Well, it says 1985, so same time as Cabbage Patch Kids. I don’t know.
I remember that commercial, though. That kid riding around on his Big Wheel with the doll in his lap. And were they wearing matching outfits? There’s no way he wouldn’t get beat up.
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Wait they made a movie based on a store ? (SPIRIT HALLOWEEN Movie Review) – Newt Wallen
Newt is in a car with that woman who gave that scumbag story about how her pitbull killed another dog and bit off her finger. As here:
And Newt didn’t give the slightest of fucks about this woman or her story. He, like always, just talked about himself.
Nevertheless, even with this total social unawareness and lack of anything even resembling tact or charisma, Newt managed to get this woman in his car, at night.
Well, she is a large, middle-aged woman. So there’s that. Her standards are low.
0:30 – Newt says that he used to throw this woman’s ex-husband out of the movie theatre that he worked at. Why? What are grown men doing to cause them to get thrown out of movie theatres? Nothing is explained.
3:45 – Newt mentions Mona from Who’s the Boss and I don’t think that this woman knows who this is. Is it possible? She’s too young to get the reference? Well, I guess. I’m surprised that Newt even gets the reference. I’m a few years older than him and Who’s the Boss was cancelled when I was…I don’t know…13? Something like that.
This might be of interest to the boys on Reddit. I remember seeing a disgusting picture of Danny Pintauro that he had put on Grindr or something. Fully naked. And then later, he got AIDS.
This is why there will never be a Who’s the Boss reunion. Plus, everybody is so old now. Tony Danza and Judith Light must be nearly 80 now.
Oh, and what about that little kid? God, I hated that guy. They brought him in for a season or two after Johnathon started getting older.
Billy. That’s it. Played by Jonathan Halyakar. Well, the good news is that he couldn’t get any acting roles after Who’s The Boss. But what’s he doing now then? We don’t know. No social media presence. He’s probably some junkie turning tricks for sandwiches.
4:15 – Newt says that he liked the character who told jokes based on the periodic table because, “I know the periodic table.”
Well, look at big-brained Newt over here. He knows all of the elements. And their atomic weight.
I have no idea what Spirit Halloween is, by the way. Newt says that this is a store but I’ve never heard of it. Let me look this up.
They have 1,400 locations. Only open during the Halloween season. Somehow, this passed me by.
9:00 – This woman, who’s said basically nothing this whole time, says, “Is there anything that you liked about this movie? There’s one thing that I liked.”
And instead of pitching to her, like any normal person would do, Newt just keeps talking. Everything is about him.
Okay, I’m at 13:00. It’s only the midway point but I’ve reached my limit. Let’s peruse the comments.
Nothing interesting. Twitter?
More celebrities who have died. Newt REALLY likes re-tweeting about dead celebrities. People who he’s never talked about once. He just has a morbid interest in dead celebrities. He thinks that when he dies, people are going to re-tweet this information. No. I’m sorry. Nobody is going to re-tweet Newt’s death. And that’s okay. Focus on leading a fulfilling life and don’t concern yourself about the re-tweeting afterlife.
What the hell is this? An eye test? I’m not reading this.
More dead celebrities who he’s never talked about. Mike Schank this time. Fuck off. Nobody even knows who this is, particularly Newt.
“I’m looking for a shitty, plagiarised script.”
“Oh, I know just the guy.”
Yeah, sure, Newt. That happened. Don’t spend all your millions of dollars at once.
Newt also wants you to know that Anne Lansbury died. We know, Newt. Can you stop this obsession with death? It’s fucking boring. To say nothing of its effects on your mental health.
“1 year ago Tonight I had a total nervous breakdown. Lost my best friend. And attempted to take my own life when no one would answer my calls when i needed to explain myself. When i needed help. fucked a lot up. But also learned a lot about myself.”
Uh huh. This was over plagiarism, right? He always neglects to say that part. But his muse Horseface wouldn’t talk to him.
We’ve all lost jobs and muses. Maybe not so publicly. But just get over it. Both the job and the muse were shit.
So somebody asks him what he learned from this experience. Newt says, “To never allow myself to be that guy again. But I also learned a lot of strangers out here in social media land care about me. And I was not alone. A lot of us are suffering. And ill never let anyone feel alone when they needed help.”
Everything is about Newt. What he learned is that people love Newt. What kind of lesson is that? Maybe the less should have been “don’t plagiarise.” Or, “If you’re given too much work to do, speak to your boss and ask for less work.”
He goes on, “In the past year I’ve given my number to total strangers who told me they wanted to die. I sat up with them just to talk. And people have said i helped. I dont say this for pat on the back. I sat had to be a reason im here. That I am more than my mistakes”
More Newtmania from The Ideas Man. Look at how many lives Newt saved. Newt is a real hero. According to Newt.
Then everybody leaves comments talking about how proud they are of Newt and they’re glad that he didn’t kill himself.
This is why Newt continues to behave like this. These people are enablers.
What are they proud of? What has he accomplished? When he was working, yeah, that’s admirable. I was glad to see that Newt found a job straight away. But then he fucking quits to pursue this hopeless bullshit.
And who cares if some weirdos on the internet are proud of Newt anyway? Do your own fucking thing. He’s doing this shit for internet accolades?
There is no chance of any of his idiotic projects ever making a single penny. He’s wasting his time with this shit. And it’s all because he wants to Weinstein Crystal Quin. Fucking move on. You know what women like? Men with jobs. Try it out.
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Point and Drink Adventure Episode 1 | Sloe Gin – CannotBeTamed
This is Pam’s new podcast with her lesbian friend. They’re both lesbians. Pam has been on this woman’s podcast before where they talk about wine. I believe, according to the comments, that this podcast no longer exists. That’s a shame. Watching women with no charisma talking about alcohol had limited appeal? Who could have guessed?
0:00
Petee: Okay.
Pam: Alright.
Petee: Here we are.
Pam: Here we are.
Petee: (nervous laughter) What are we doing? What is this? What’s going on?
Pam: That’s a good question.
(long, awkward pause)
Petee: Yep.
Negative charisma from Pam. She could not be entertaining to save her fucking life. And this is how they start the fucking podcast. Couldn’t they just edit this out? Or start over? Why did they leave it like this?
By the way, this video has been up for about three weeks and it has 1800 views. This is not going to be a success.
Why aren’t women supporting this? Because women, much like men, tend not to want to watch utter trash.
0:30 – Pam explains that they’re combining Petee’s old podcast with Pam’s old podcast. So poop on top of shit.
And what podcast is Pam even talking about? Harpy Maidens? That thing ended at least five years ago.
0:45 – “I’m excited because it’s the best of both worlds because who doesn’t want to drink and just talk about all of the things that we’ve been watching?”
Would you like a list of names? Or can we just say “everybody on earth” and leave it at that?
And is that even what this is about? I thought that this was about alcohol and video games. But now it’s…what they’ve been watching? “What’cha Watching”?
Oh my god. I just realised that they’ve ripped off The Cinemassacre Podcast. There were three main topics that The Cinemassacre Podcast was supposed to cover: “What’cha Drinking”, “What’cha Watching”, and “What’cha Playing.”
This is shameful. Is Justin Silverman going to get any kind of credit for this? Is he secretly producing this? This is fucking Newt Wallen levels of plagiarism. They’ve ripped off THE ENTIRE CONCEPT of The Cinemassacre Podcast.
Also, they’ve ripped off fucking James Rolfe’s negative charisma. And the horrendous intro.
Pam is also autistic, like James Rolfe. As proof, her latest Youtube video is a ranking video and she ranked like fifty games, all alphabetically, and then she time-stamped everything in the description.
If you’re going to rip off a podcast, why would you choose to rip off a podcast that failed spectacularly? Maybe rip off a GOOD podcast.
I can’t wait until Pam starts reading about the lost city of Atlantis. Maybe she’s going to start a band next. Oh my god. She kind of did. She was in that cringe music video, along with her lesbian girlfriend here.
Well, let’s continue with the video. It’s over an hour long and I’m not even one minute in. I just know that I’m going to watch every second of this.
1:00 – Petee says that they’re going to record every couple of weeks. So they’ve ripped that off from The Cinemassacre Podcast too. Recording this shit in bulk.
2:30 – Petee said “lie-berry” for “library”. Come on. This is ridiculous.
Wait a minute. So now they’re ripping off James Rolfe’s special education speech impediments.
3:00 – “Let’s get into what we’re drinking tonight.”
Oh. One might say, “What’cha Drinking”?
Here’s Petee’s Twitter, by the way.
She has 169 followers. She’s been doing her terrible podcast FOR YEARS. She’s managed to amass 169 followers.
So Pam starts critiquing the bottle. She likes the writing on the bottle. Also, “the cork looks amazing.”
Oh my god. This could not be more boring if they tried. Can we get Pam’s childhood friend to make a guest appearance? It might liven things up a bit.
6:00 – Extended discussion about what this shit smells like. Fuck. This is terrible.
7:45 – Pam has her own tonic and slice of lemon ready to go. What kind of a fucking alcoholic slices lemons to put in their drinks?
I have to skip to the next chapter. This is brutal. UNWATCHABLE, LADIES. Do something else with your time.
Fortunately, Pam time-stamped everything.
11:30 – So now it’s “What’cha Watching.” Pam says that she’s been watching a lot of Park Chan-wook films recently. Oh, do tell.
This is so woke that I’m saying that it crosses into racism territory. Petee is Asian of some description. She’s mixed race or from the Philippines or something. So Pam decides that she’s going to watch some films by Asian directors to show how culturally sensitive she is.
No. It’s racist. Petee surely enjoys films by a wide variety of directors. She’s not just sitting at home watching Asian films. She’s a fucking Canadian woman, I assume.
13:00 – Then she watched The Handmaiden, another Asian movie. Come on. This is offensive.
And Petee hasn’t even fucking seen any of this shit. It’s just Pam summarising the movies. Now she’s ripping off Tony from Hack the Movies.
13:45 – Old Boy. Yet another Asian movie.
Imagine you meet an Asian person. At a job, let’s say. It’s a co-worker. And it’s an Asian person but they were born in the US or Canada or the UK or whatever Western country you might be in.
And you say, “Hey, I really like that Chinese food. They do good food. I like the kung pao chicken. And what about Bruce Lee? He’s made some good movies. I liked him in The Big Boss. You ever see that? And what about K-pop? That’s pretty popular now. I’m really digging that Gangnam Style. Oh, and anime. I love anime. What’s your favourite anime?”
You’d be fired before the day is over. Racist behaviour.
This is exactly what Pam is doing.
18:00 – Now it’s Petee’s turn. Pam’s movies were all Asian. So…is Petee going to choose all films made by boring white Canadian women who fuck their dogs?
It’s just some boring shit. Let me skip ahead.
25:00 – Now we’re back to what movies Pam has seen recently. Leonor Will Never Die. It’s a Filipino movie. Petee shakes a bit when Pam says “Filipino”.
This is awkward as fuck. Pam. Are you fucking retarded? You can talk about normal, Western films with this woman. Didn’t you hear what she’s been watching? It was basic bullshit. A science fiction series on Netflix. The Blair Witch Project. What’s your fucking problem?
28:00 – Petee says, “I’m not super into anime”. She has to preface this because she’s going to be talking about Akira. She doesn’t want Pam to get the wrong idea about her. Yes, she’s Asian but that doesn’t mean that she likes anime. Don’t assume these things, Pam. It’s offensive. Don’t you get it?
30:30 – Petee says, “But you also watched an anime, I see.” And Pam says, “I did.”
This is unbelievable. And it seems like Pam doesn’t even like anime. She just watched this for the purposes of the podcast. It’s Grave of the Fireflies, by the way. I don’t know it because I don’t watch this shit.
But Pam chose YET ANOTHER Asian movie. This Petee woman is uncomfortable as fuck over this. She knows what this is. Pam is trying to get into this woman’s pants with this woefully misguided, racist bullshit.
I’m skipping ahead. Petee talks about some other white bread show that she enjoys. Oh. The show is about vampires. So she’s doing the same thing that Pam was doing to her but…I don’t know. Is this vampirism? I mean, Pam isn’t a real vampire.
35:45 – “Let’s talk about video games.”
Uh huh. Do you mean, “What’cha Playing”? God. Justin Silverman must be sitting at home seething over this. This is the biggest plagiarism scandal since Newt Wallen.
So what are Pam’s choices going to be? Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Some lesbian dating simulator, where you can have sex with anime girls, that was only released in Japan? And she learned Japanese just to play the game?
Oh. Return to Monkey Island. Hello, boring as fuck Pam.
Which do I prefer? Racist Pam or Boring as Fuck Pam?
Let’s just skip ahead.
57:45 – Pick Ups. God. Who cares? Who cares what these people bought? Why does Pam think that we want to know this?
1:02:30 – “So how do we feel about our first episode? Feel good?”
What a way to end the podcast. Well, it’s not quite over. They have been drinking a lot. I’m hoping that Pam says, “I have to go piss.”
1:03:00 – “If you like this, check out some more, future episodes.”
Oh god. Where to even begin with this? Let’s just move on.
Oh. No, it just ended awkwardly.
So…that was…that was Pam and her lesbian girlfriend’s new podcast. If you miss The Cinemassacre Podcast, maybe check it out. Petee has no charisma and Pam has negative charisma.
What they need is Justin Silverman and/or Kieran in there to mix things up. Bring some energy.
Maybe Justin could try to arrange for a real buffalo to take a shit on Pam’s face. Now that’s something I’d like to see. Or failing that, maybe Justin himself can take a shit on Pam’s face.
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Did We Hate The Munsters? – Tony from Hack The Movies
Oh, Tony is hacking some movies again with…ohhh. Are these my two least favourite guests? It’s that faggot who banned me from Reddit and that anti-abortion nut.
Yeah, they have to be my least favourite. I mean, you might think Horseface but no. Horseface is probably more objectionable than either of these degenerates but you’re always guaranteed something to talk about when Horseface is on the show. At least I am. It’s always the same shit, “Here she is talking about hot chicks again” but at least I can roll with that.
These two clowns are just boring. And that faggot who banned me from Reddit can also be annoying.
But it’s The Munsters. I’ve already watched Newt’s video on this. And James Rolfe’s fabulous greenscreen spectacular. But I’m not Munstered out yet. I still have room for Tony from Hack the Movies’ take on the movie. Will he like it? I’m guessing no. But why not? That’s the important thing. Oh, and who doesn’t want to watch 75 minutes of a man reading a scene by scene summary of the movie? So strap in.
0:15 – But first a word from out sponsor…Southern New Hampshire University?
I’m going to look into this, but before I even do that, I’m going to tell you that Southern New Hampshire University is a for-profit, online, scam university.
Now let’s see if I’m right. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s a totally respected university with a long, proud history.
Established in 1932. Non-profit. But it is private. Non-profit is certainly no guarantee of the place not being a scam.
Well, it was an accounting and secretarial school from 1932 to 1961 so…not a university.
70,000 undergraduates? Really?
Oh. I see. No. 3900 undergraduate students and 135,000 online students. It’s a scam.
“Alumni and educators outside SNHU have criticized the university’s aggressive recruiting techniques and nationwide advertising campaigns, comparing them to those used by for-profit institutions such as the University of Phoenix and the now-defunct ITT Technical Institute”
Who’s fucking dumb enough to take university advice from Tony from Hack the Movies anyway? He doesn’t even have a degree. And he went to the same college that Terri Schiavo went to. It was some community college or similar.
Everything has to be a fucking scam in the US. Unless you want to be a doctor or a nurse, I say don’t bother going to college. Ninety percent of the degrees are a total waste of time that will never get you a job. And even in the tiny percent of jobs that require a specific degree, you can just say that you have a degree. People rarely check.
$15,000/year for an online college. Fuck you.
He’s specifically selling their video game design program, one of the most useless degrees out there. You don’t need a degree to make video games. You just need to know how to make video games. You can learn for free on the internet. Save yourself the $60,000+ for this bullshit. You’ll be paying that shit off for the rest of your life while you’re working at Jiffy Lube.
Actually, not even. You need marketable skills to work at Jiffy Lube. Where did Tony work…I can’t remember. Some plant nursery. Just a big store that sold plants and dirt and shit.
God…I’m back to the video…I’m past the ad…and this faggot is unbearable. Good thing I filibustered about college for so long because I don’t think I can watch this shit much longer.
9:15 – Horrible footage of Tony, Horseface, and Butch Patrick in some old tyme car and Horseface is being obnoxious.
9:30 – A picture of this anti-abortion nut, dressed like a prostitute, in front of some alleged Munsters car, and she’s holding up the devil horns.
She doesn’t seem to know much about Christianity, I’ll say that. The anti-abortion stuff, yeah, I guess that’s part of it. But not the dressing like a prostitute or the devil horns. That stuff is frowned upon, at least in my experience with Christianity.
Okay. I’ve made it to 20:30. This is boring. The faggot who banned me is annoying. The anti-abortion nut never has anything even remotely interesting to say. And Tony is just going scene by scene giving a summary of the movie. It’s terrible. I’m going to take a nap now.
Oh wait. Comments. And I found some good ones.
- Since Tony loves Seinfeld references. I’m surprised he’s never referred to Casey as the perfect Girl that Jerry was seeing during the sponge episode. She’s just to perfect.
Somebody replies with, “not creepy at all.”
By the way, a lot of comments about how hot and interesting this anti-abortion nut is. But she’s awful. These retards just want to have sex with her, that’s why they’re saying these things.
- “I’m just gonna say it for everyone..Casey is annoying. Ditsy and likes family friendly horror only.. zzzzz”
A rare negative comment about this lunatic.
- “Casey’s positivity is really infectious. Really fun episode!”
Somebody replies, “she’s better than Crystal, She’s the reason why I don’t watch Hack the movies much. I only watch the episodes she’s not in”.
Indeed.
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Window Shopping for CHEAP Games at Storm City Retro – John Riggs
It’s fourteen minutes of John Riggs looking at video games on some website. He has completely run out of ideas.
0:30 – He starts with this website’s Ebay account.
0:45 – He didn’t like that so he moved on to the store’s website.
He’s clicking on games and singing, “I don’t know what I’m looking for but I will find it soon enough.”
He found a Mario 3. Reasonably priced, according to him.
THIS IS AWFUL.
Let me look at the fucking comments. They must be roasting him.
Wait…what. People are leaving comments like, “Loving these new window shopping videos.” Is this a series?
Oh yeah. He’s done it at least once before. Fucking unbelievably lazy content.
- “I like these videos. It’s like going on an adventure.”
Going on an adventure with a corpulent man, in his home, looking at a website? Isn’t that just your every day life?
I can’t with this. I’m three minutes in. He’s looking at a Sea Quest game. It’s $27.99.
Who the fuck would possibly want to watch this? Even when he’s actually in a physical store, it’s boring as fuck but at least you can see…whatever…how the store lays out the merchandise and the prices and whatever.
But a fat man browsing a website, at home, in his underpants? No. This has to be the laziest content possible.
Let me check out his fucking Twitter.
Oh, he was at an “ale festival”. Great. Just like his alcoholic friend Kinsey or whoever. That chubby blonde woman in Japan.
Here’s John Riggs’ wedding photo from 20 years ago. He has blue and platinum blonde hair. This was for his fucking wedding. What a scumbag.
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Going to an AWESOME Cosplay Barcade in Tokyo – Kid Shoryuken
This is the guy who had sex for money with Destiny Fomo while she was in Japan. Well, probably one of many guys. I talked about this here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/hard-off-retro-game-hunting-in-tokyo.html
I don’t know how many people watch the videos and follow along but if you are going to watch this video, I must warn you: this guy…this is a guy who needs to pay money to have sex with anyone. He’s no Brad Pitt, I’ll say that. He’s not even Brad Garrett, the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.
And he’s with some other prostitute in this video. It’s creepy as fuck. So leave your morals at the door and let’s watch some fat fuck American going to a “cosplay barcade” with a prostitute in Tokyo.
0:00 – “Hey everybody. Jim here.”
More like John.
And this is the sort of video that he normally does, where he’s just walking around town and you can see what he’s seeing but you can’t see him. But this video is special. He’s going to turn the camera around and show himself.
0:30 – He says that he’s going to meet up with a “friend” of his. Uh huh. “Friend.” He used this same term for Madam Fomo. And if you read that article and watch the video you know immediately that this guy 100% had sex for money with Madam Fomo.
I’ve also heard him talking about massage parlours in some video of his. He was annoyed that the massage parlours were closed during covid.
He’s fucking disgusting. He’s the typical creepy American who can’t get a date so they move to Asia where the women have lower standards. But I don’t think that even the Asian women are going for this. I think that he has to pay.
Absolutely everybody is wearing a mask in this thing, by the way. I suppose that they were doing this before covid too, though. The Japanese love wearing masks. I guess. They love conformity, anyway.
2:30 – Here we go. Holy crap. Look at this guy. He’s in his 40s and a big fat guy. I’m thinking that he has a toupee or something as well.
2:45 – So now here’s his “friend”: a hot Japanese chick. Well, I don’t know how hot she is. She’s wearing a mask. And she’s not particularly dressed like a prostitute. This could be a guy for all I know. No discernible breasts. But let’s wait. From what I can tell, this woman is about half this guy’s age.
Oh, she gives her Instagram. Her name is Apollo. I suspect that this isn’t her given name.
https://www.instagram.com/apollo_gen/?hl=en-gb
Mmm…I don’t have an Instagram account so I can only see the thumbnails but…I don’t know. It very well may be a guy. It’s either a man trying to look like a woman or a woman trying to look like a man.
3:00 – There’s a brief picture of this creep with his arm around this man/woman.
3:45 – “Kid” Shoryuken says that he was promised “cosplay girls” in this bar. Oh god. I really don’t want to see any more of this.
Then he does a patronising “up top” and offers a high-five. He talks to this person like a child. He did the same thing with Madam Fomo. It’s gross.
4:30 – We see some “cosplay girl”. It’s just a waitress or something. In a mask, like everybody else. And she’s wearing…I don’t know…is this cosplay? I’m not familiar with the character, certainly, but that’s to be expected. And she’s doing the “V” sign thing.
Then he starts filming and talking into the camera and there’s two fucking weirdos that are looking right into the camera. I don’t think that they’re in this group. I think that they’re both guys but…it’s hard to tell. The one on the left might be an unattractive woman.
5:00 – Then he zooms the camera right in this man/woman’s face. The man/woman who he’s on a “date” with. I still can’t tell what the gender is. But in any event, he’s paying for this. He’s either fucking a woman with no breasts or a man who’s dressed as a woman.
Now the mask is off. No, I’m pretty sure that this is a woman. And he is absolutely paying this woman for sex. There’s no question of this. That woman would not spend two fucking seconds with this fat old man if he wasn’t paying her.
6:00 – Now they’re playing a “battle game” against two members of staff and “the losers drink tequila”. I don’t understand any of this.
7:00 – Yeah. He doesn’t get it either. He suggests that the winners should drink the alcohol. None of this makes sense.
And they’re playing some Samurai Shodown game against the staff. They paid for all of this. You have to pay for this ridiculous bullshit. Why would anybody want this? This is some weirdo Japanese shit for losers who can’t get dates so they pay women to play video games with them.
7:30 – Then there’s a weird montage of them playing the game and he intersplices some movie footage or something into this. I have no idea why.
He wins and then they both drink the tequila. So…what was the point of any of this? Just order two shots of tequila.
And they didn’t play against the staff. He got that wrong.
So I think the idea is that the loser of this fucking game is supposed to drink two shots of tequila. I don’t know. Getting drunk is kind of a punishment when you’re going to a tavern. Even though that’s the whole point of going to a tavern. Some loser drunk shit. I don’t know.
And I guess the idea is also to get your date so drunk that she’ll have sex with you.
9:45 – Now a graphic saying “7 or 8 beers later appears. This guy seems to be heavily intoxicated, or he’s pretending.
11:15 – Oh. What? “Kid” Shoryuken refers to Apollo saying that, “He’s a good guy. You’re going to love his art.”
Who the fuck would guess that this…so no. This is a guy who’s trying to look like a woman. Still…eww…the ramifications just dawned on me. There was a picture earlier of “Kid” Shoryuken with his arm around this guy in a sexual fashion. And this guy is still like half of “Kid” Shoryuken’s age. There is no doubt that “Kid” Shoryuken is fucking this guy for money. Because why else would he hang out with this old fat white guy? He wouldn’t.
And when “Kid” Shoryuken talked to this guy like he was a child…eww. And this guy didn’t say ANYTHING this whole video. He’s just there for the ass pounding.
This is fucking disgusting.
11:15 – Then he says “up top” again for the high five. It’s so demeaning. But he’s paying so…he gets what he wants, I guess. This is what he’s into. Demeaning Japanese ladyboys.
That’s the video. God…this was nauseating. Surely people in the comments can see what this is. I almost never watch this guy’s videos and I immediately figured out what a creep he is. Surely, his regulars know.
No. It’s just “glad you had fun” kind of comments. No references to this fat fuck sodomising this little Japanese guy afterwards. For money. Because that’s CLEARLY what this is.
And Madam Fomo fucked this guy. This guy who has sex with male prostitutes. It’s a sick world.
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Erin is Optimistic about the Mario Trailer
“Actually pleasantly surprised with the Mario teaser trailer. I’m optimistic.”
Okay…well, do you actually have anything to say about it? No. It’s just the usual banal bullshit. “I like it”. “That’s cool”. Can you flesh this out at all?
She doesn’t give a fuck about this. So she just gives this generic as fuck tweet.
Mike did a couple of videos on this:
That’s the only reason that she knows that this even exists. He must have made her watch this or she noticed him making a video about it.
But look at this shit. “I’m optimistic”. What…this tells us NOTHING. She knows nothing about anything.
Well, Shishi is the top comment. He managed to think of something to say to this shit. “Wow haven’t seen English voiceover BTFO like this since Death Note”.
What does any of this mean? BTFO? Death Note? What the fuck are you talking about, you giant fucking nerd? And Erin certainly has no idea what he’s talking about.
Oh, Death Note is an anime. Of course. How did I not know that? And BTFO is “back the fuck off”? I guess? How does that even fit in the context? Whatever. He’s a fucking retard. Legitimately.
Lateral Leftism leaves three LONG replies complaining about the trailer. He cites various nerd references. Erin has NO IDEA what he’s talking about. Why would he even write this? He must know that Erin doesn’t know anything about this shit and doesn’t give a fuck. It can’t just be me who figured this out. I figured it out after watching one video from this fraud.
Jeff Jackson says, “When I watched this trailer it gave me a little nostalgia spark of playing the game when I was 8. I love that there are mushrooms that will kill you. I love the Koopa Troopas in the bg. My only problem will be finding a showing without 300 kids in the theater.”
Then don’t go to a children’s film. He wants an adults-only Mario screening. Man babies only.
Let me watch the trailer.
Oh. Whatever. It looks fine. I don’t care about the voice. I’m not going to watch this shit, though. I’m an adult..
“High school me, and 34 year old me, is so fucking excited for this.”
And she links to some Meet Me in the Bathroom documentary. What’s Meet Me in the Bathroom? A really terrible song by the really terrible The Strokes. She’s a big Strokes fan, that Erin. Or maybe a big bathroom fan. Well, that is where she seems to do a lot of her crying. Crying in the bathtub.
Anyway, nobody replied to that shit. Maybe this is an insight into why she talks about video games instead of something that she might actually be interested in, like shitty pop music from the 2000s. Video game shit gets some sort of engagement. Shitty pop music stuff gets nothing.
Also, Erin might have been at her twice-monthly trip to Disneyland recently. Or is this Disney World? I think it’s Disney World.
She doesn’t like Epcot because they don’t have the old stuff in it any more. They have new stuff in there now. So…why does she go every two weeks then? Just stop going. Take your custom elsewhere. Go on a normal, adult trip somewhere.
Why not Niagara Falls? Or the Poconos? They’re right fucking there. Let me check Google Maps.
The Poconos are 90 minutes away from Chalfont, Pennsylvania and Niagara Falls is six hours away. I know that Erin doesn’t live in Chalfont, they live in New Jersey, but they’re near enough to Chalfont.
They’re only 90 minutes away from the romantic Poconos. And think of the fucking nostalgia. That place probably hasn’t changed since the 1950s.
Ooh. Poconos Palace Resort. It has a heart-shaped pool. $300/night but Mike can afford it. It’s certainly cheaper than fucking Dinseyland or Disney World.
Erin and Mike can just slip into that heart-shaped pool and rekindle their romance. I can’t figure out if this pool is public or in your room. A suite, presumably. I think it’s public. How fucking embarrassing would this be? Sharing a heart-shaped pool with random middle aged Poconos enthusiasts. You get an STD going down the slide.
Oh, but they also seem to have hearth-shaped bathtubs. Now, these are definitely private. They’re surrounded by candles and rose pedals. Very romantic. Erin can just relax there and let the tears flow.
Some of the beds seem to be heart-shaped too. Perfect for those who enjoy sleeping with one leg on the floor.
Oh, and here’s something that might interest Mike. I went to the Poconos as a kid. There was an arcade in the hotel that I stayed at and I played the TMNT arcade game there. I don’t know the name of the hotel but it’s probably still there and the arcade machine is probably still there. So just do some research.
What is there to actually do in the Poconos, though? I was only there briefly.
Oh. There’s just like scenic shit. Mountains and quaint towns and whatnot. Well, that would be nice. Take a walk. You have to walk a lot at Disney parks so they must be capable of doing this. But instead of looking at some corporate bullshit, you’d be taking in God’s own country.
Ooh, they also have a big indoor waterpark. That would be fun. Kind of like Disney…but you get STDs on the slide.
There’s a brewery. That’s great. Take in some craft beer. Maybe Erin really cuts loose after a few beers. Starts being semi-interesting.
Hold everything. This seals it. A tree-based obstacle course. This is perfect. Imagine Mike scrambling his fat ass up a tree. And they provide all of the safety equipment so you don’t have to worry.
There’s a shitty casino there as well. God. The Poconos has everything.
There’s also skiing. An American Indian museum. And a scenic railway.
Seems like a good time to me. And you’re taking in some local culture. But Erin would rather go to Disneyland and Disney World every two weeks. Even though she hates both places because they don’t have the same rides and attractions that they had forty fucking years ago. You want a place that hasn’t upgraded in forty years? The Poconos is right there. Go check it out.
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Let’s dive into a Woolworth Halloween circular from 1988! – Dinosaur Dracula
Erin re-tweets this guy’s stuff a lot. Actually, let me compare dates. Did this guy post this before or after Erin’s incredibly pointless Woolworth tweet?
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/08/erin-getting-nostalgic-about-woolworths.html
Erin was about two weeks before. But let’s see if this guy posted anything about Woolworth on his Twitter before then.
Oh fuck. He literally has like 100 tweets and re-tweets a day. I’m not going through this shit.
But some background. This guy used to have a blog called X-Entertainment. I’d read it. It was all about that delicious nostalgia. “Here’s some children’s shit that we had in the 1980s”.
Then he changed the name of the blog to Dinosaur Dracula. I kind of lost interest around this point. This was…fuck…I don’t know. Fifteen years ago? Longer?
He also has a Youtube channel. He’s had it for ten years but I’ve only recently found it. He seems to only post around Halloween.
And like most guys who are into Halloween, this guy is gay. REALLY gay. You can’t really tell in the blog. He doesn’t write gay. However that might look. But in the videos…no. There’s no question. This guy is packing all the fudge he can handle.
1:45 – So he’s reading this advertisement and then after he’s done talking, it lingers on him for a few more seconds. Get used to this. He does this every fucking time. “Oh, look at how cute I am.” No. With respect, I’m not interested. Can you just tighten the editing up a little? This is annoying.
2:00 – “Ninjas were super popular in the 1980”.
I’m not sure if ninjas were any more or less popular in the 1980s than in any other decade but who cares?
4:15 – He’s talking about these Sir Laugh A Lot toys that laugh when you hit them. He says that they were all over the place but nobody talks about them any more.
I’ve never seen one in my life. Maybe it’s before my time. But I think according to this guy’s blog, this guy is younger than me. Maybe he just hasn’t updated his blog because this guy doesn’t look to be in his 30s to me.
The video goes on for another five minutes or so.
But at some point, he was talking about horror video tapes that were popular at the time, especially around Halloween.
Yeah. Video cassettes. They were popular.
I remember going to my neighbour’s house around Halloween and his mother came home with Ghost Story. She thought that it was the Mickey Mouse cartoon. But no. It was the 1981 horror film.
She was right. There is some Mickey Mouse thing called Ghost Story or something. Isn’t there? I’m not seeing anything with a DuckDuckGo search. Maybe I’m thinking of Mickey’s Christmas Carol with Scrooge and all of the ghosts.
Anyway, this wasn’t it. This was a horror film that featured male frontal nudity. No thanks. I checked out early on when that naked guy fell out of a window.
Oh, I should have mentioned that even when this guy’s mother knew that she got a horror film, she still let us watch it. We were…I don’t know…ten years old? Something like that.
How to (further) pad this out? Halloween…candy…I like candy.
I never really went all out for Halloween in terms of trick or treating. I usually just went with my family. As I got a bit older, my sister was forced to take me and she hated it. She was a bit older than me.
Then it started to get embarrassing because you think that you should be trick or treating with your friends instead. You’re too mature to trick or treat with your family but not mature enough to stop trick or treating all together. But I didn’t have many friends.
One year, I went with those feral neighbour kids and their mother. That was…something, at least.
Then in the eighth grade, I went with my friend. But we didn’t take it seriously. Well, I didn’t. So we didn’t get much candy. He was annoyed by that. He was kind of a fat kid. He liked candy.
Actually, I guess that I could have gone with a different neighbour kid. Or my friend who lived about a 15 minute walk from me. But I just didn’t. They went with their families instead, I guess. As I did.
But yeah, eighth grade was the last time I went.
Then in high school, you think there’s going to be crazy Halloween parties with beer and shit but no. Well, maybe there were but I wasn’t going to any.