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3 BAD Games from Sunsoft – Erin Plays
Another entry in Erin’s “It’s Late and I’m Tired” series of videos.
0:00 – “Sunsoft is known for being one of the best developers for the NES.”
Really? She shows pictures of Sky Kid, Gimmick, Batman, Spy Hunter, Journey to Silius, Freedom Force. The only game I’ve even heard of is Batman. And I don’t like that game.
I’m not saying that I’m an NES historian by any means. I played a few of the popular games at friends’ houses as a kid. I dabbled in some games through emulation, over twenty years ago. But I think I have some idea of what the good NES games are. I watch these fucking videos. Mike Matei and…mostly Mike Matei, I guess. I can’t think of anyone else who I watch who covers NES games in any meaningful way.
So no, I’m challenging the assertion that Sunsoft is one of the best developers for the NES. But who am I to question a hardcore video game enthusiast like Erin? She’s all played of the NES games. On stream, for money. For a few minutes each.
Then she shows Gremlins 2, which has to suck dick, and Lemmings, which also has to suck dick, at least on the NES.
Blaster Master and U-four-ia. Never heard of them either. Actually, maybe Blaster Master is that game where you’re a tank of some sort and you can get out of the tank.
0:15 – Fester’s Quest is her first example of a bad game. Oh, this is really covering new ground. Did you guys ever hear that Fester’s Quest might be a bad game?
Sure. You mean from the AVGN episode? Or from the 15 streams that Mike has done of this game where he repeatedly talks about how shit the game is? Yeah. I know about this one already, Erin.
Then it’s straight to Wikipedia.
0:15 – She says that due to reruns, The Addams Family was “still pretty popular in North America” at the time of this game’s release.
Really? North America? I mean, the US, okay. I knew about the show at this time. I knew that reruns were being aired.
But was it the same in Canada? And Mexico? Does Erin even know what North America means?
I don’t know. Maybe the 1960s Addams Family show was all the rage in 1990s Mexico. I can’t say one way or the other. I’m thinking that Spanish-language programs would probably be more popular there. But I don’t know. Maybe they got a dubbed version. But how does Erin know this? How is Erin such an authority on Canadian and Mexican television in the 1990s?
What even is North America? In terms of continents. Surely the countries in Central America are also a part of North America. Let me look this up.
Yeah. Not only that, but the Carribean too. So you’re telling me that The Addams Family was popular in all 47 countries, dependencies, and other territories that can be found on this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America#Definitions
Go fuck yourself. Nobody was watching The Addams Family in Haiti. They didn’t have tvs.
Was it big in Panama? And Jamaica? And El Salvador? There’s no chance.
“North America”. You fucking cretin.
0:45 – “Let’s get to the problems. Where do I begin?”
Just asking Mike. He’s done numerous streams on this game. Tell him to stop fucking you in the ass for two seconds and help you with your video.
1:15 – There’s footage of somebody (unlikely to be Erin) farming a particular spot in the game. I have seen Mike farm this particular area so many times that it’s burned into my memory. This footage is almost certainly taken from one of Mike’s many streams of this game. This basically is the stream. Just him farming this area.
Then there’s more footage. I remember exactly where I’ve seen all of this. Mike recently did a compilation of one of his Addams Family streams and put it together in some kind of “funny” way with him “raging” or something. And he played this compilation during a break in a recent stream that he did. He used to show McDonalds commercials or just play music but recently he started showing wacky compilation of previous streams.
That’s exactly where this footage is from. I remember this. This gameplay is in the exact same order as that compilation. All she’s done is taken Mike’s fucking compilation video. She couldn’t even bother playing the game for this video.
3:00 – “This could be a great game if these issues were fixed.”
Mike said this exact same fucking thing in his recent stream of the game. He was going on and on about how some rom hacking nerd should fix the game. Erin did NOTHING for this video. This is all Mike. Mike played the game. Mike came up with the script. It’s all Mike.
Erin isn’t even appearing on screen. What are ShiShi and Joe from Game Sack supposed to jack off to? She’s just reading Mike’s script.
Next game is Xenophobe. Never heard of it but Mike must have played it recently.
5:15 – Platoon. “Possibly the worst NES game that I’ve ever played.”
Yeah. Well, let’s hear what NES expert Erin Plays has to say.
I’ve definitely seen somebody playing this recently. And it had to have been Mike. I’m not watching anyone else who’s playing NES games. I know that the issue is going to be the confusing map system where you go or down in the jungle at certain points, like in the Friday the 13th NES game. I’ve never played the game so how would I know this other than from watching something on Youtube? And as I said, it had to be from Mike.
6:00 – “You have to press left or right before pressing up, otherwise you’ll just be jumping in place.”
Well…no shit. That’s how jumping works in video games. God, she’s fucking clueless.
6:15 – Exactly. She’s talking about how the game is a maze and it’s like Friday the 13th. This is from Mike.
7:15 – “So there you have it. Three bad games from Sunsoft.”
“Help” by Mike Matei?
Then she encourages you to watch her other INCREDIBLY no-effort videos in this “series”.
7:30 – “What developer would you like to see me tackle next?”
I don’t know. What’s Mike streaming these days?
It is fucking preposterous. Mike is doing all of the gameplay and scripts for Erin and for James Rolfe. None of these people want to do any work. Mike isn’t even doing any work, he’s just rehashing his streams.
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Discovering the Lost American Gundam Adaptations | Ep 1 | The Vault – Ray Mona
You guys like Gundam, right? And lost media? And the Library of Congress? Then you’ve come to the right place.
What the fuck even is Gundam? I’ve heard of it, I think it’s some old anime, but that’s the extent of my knowledge.
Giant robot anime from 1979. Are there people in the robots or not? The Wikipedia page isn’t clear. They use “robot” and “mecha”. Well, who gives a shit? I’m an adult.
I’ll tell you an adult who gives a shit: Bobduna, or as she likes to called now: Ray Mona.
Shes talking about old anime and whatever. Who cares?
Heres’ an anime question that I’ve never been able to solve. I used to watch an anime series…probably in the early 2000s about a detective (I think) and there was a giant robot. He’d go in the giant robot maybe and…I don’t know…do something. I remember “Big O” was said a lot. Like there might have been a song that played that had “Big O” in it. But I can’t find what this anime is, and the one time that I mentioned this in my real life, with some Chinese nerd woman I met from the internet, she gave me a weird look, I suspect because she thought that I was making some veiled comment about “big orgasms”.
It wasn’t Cowboy Bebop, although I think I watched that too. This must have been on the Cartoon Network. It was at night. I just remember that detective, possibly smoking. But I remember liking it. That’s why I’ve periodically searched for it. It probably sucks dick.
Wait a minute. It’s here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_O
Why was I never able to find this before?
Oh, it’s all coming back to me. Roger Smith. The Batman rip offs.
I swear that I’ve search “big o” a hundred times and could never find anything about it. Well, that’s that mystery solved. Back to…eugh…crazy Bobdunga.
1:45 – Interesting pronunciation of “separatist.”
I’m nearly five minutes in and losing the will to live. It’s one of those videos where the person puts a bunch of public domain images and videos in the video that are related to whatever they’re saying that second. For example, Bobdunga is talking about aliens in the Gundam universe and she shows a public domain video of a green skinned, large-eyed, stereotypical alien shaking an astronaut’s hand. Even though these are not the aliens that appear in the comic…or whatever she’s talking about.
I hate these kinds of videos. “Oh, I’m talking about the Coca-Cola company now so I’ll splice in a public domain picture of a business meeting here.” Fuck that shit. It’s stupid.
What’s the solution? I don’t know, but it’s not that. My personal solution is to not watch those kind of videos.
5:30 – Finally, Bobdunga talks about the first…whatever it even is that she’s looking at. It’s a script or something. A Gundam script.
At least these videos are shorter than her other series that had fucking 20 minute intros and went on for 90 minutes. She’s also not doing the whole X-Files shit here where shadowy government agents are trying to stop her from discovering the lost Jem cartoon. She doesn’t appear in these either, which is great, because it was so fucking annoying the way she did it in the other videos, where she staged obviously fake little vignettes like her sitting on her bed, using her laptop, and then placing a finger on her chin as she pensively looks up. FUCK OFF!
No voiceovers so far either. God, those were awful. Some fucking jobless Youtubers doing insulting accents of people who leave Youtube comments or comments on message board or whatever. My favourite was the guy who did a stereotypical dumb hillbilly accent for a comment that was clearly written by a German guy.
5:45 – Fuck. As soon as I wrote that, the voiceovers started. This is brutal.
The guy can’t just read this script, he has to do it “funny”. It’s not funny. It’s annoying.
I’m at 7:00. I’ll give another three minutes. Hopefully this guy shuts up. He’s just reading from…whatever this is. I don’t even know. It’s not a script. It’s…something else. I think Bobdunga called it a “treatment”. I don’t know what the fuck that is.
9:15 – “Wreaking” pronounced as “wrecking.” Who’s the dumb hillbilly now?
Okay. I made it to ten minutes. This guy is still reading. And we see the text and it’s interspliced with public domain bullshit.
That’s all this is. What’s the point? She could have just linked to the files and we can read them ourselves.
I can’t even bring myself to look at the comments. I’m bored out of my mind.
Well, since I probably won’t be talking about Bobdunga for another few months, we might as well check out her Twitter. Is anyone “gaslighting” her again?
“Many YouTubers are quitting not only because its harder to stay afloat with all the changes, but having to deal with people always ready to drag you down, complain, scrutinize you, belittle you, is a lot to deal with too. Its very hard to ignore jealousy in plain sight”
And she goes on and on. But comments are basically locked.
People are entitled to not like your shit. And it’s such a small minority anyway, possibly because Bobdunga, like all of these thin-skinned “Youtubers”, block anyone who says anything even slightly critical.
Get over it. This video where a guy reads a Gundam…thing…in a stupid accent isn’t going to change the world. Did you honestly think it would? I’m sure that the video took a long time to edit. You had to put all of those public domain images in and whatnot. But the video is pointless. I could have just gone to the Library of Congress website and read this, same as you did.
“‘Getting over someone by getting under someone’ is one of the worst pieces of advice you could give someone who is truly trying to heal wounds, and only really serves to temporarly numb feelings that need to be felt. That only really works for the emotionally unavailable”
More whiny, cryptic, relationship bullshit from Crazy Bobdunga. Who can’t she get over this time? Relax Alax? That guy who she was going to move in with and then suddenly we stopped hearing about? Some new beaux? Who gives a fuck?
Anyway, that tweet was basically locked for comments too.
God damn. I’ve been scrolling for like five fucking minutes and I’m still only on tweets from TODAY. What is she doing all day besides posting shit on Twitter?
“Some people will never know the depths of your character and will choose to perceive you based on assumption”
More cryptic bullshit that nobody can reply to. You’re a clown, Bobdunga. There’s no depth. There’s just mental illness.
“I did my audition just now and i was in a room with like 4 other girls for the same role and they were all hot, so im gonna take that as a win and an ego boost”
She auditioned for some commercial for a fast food place and didn’t get it. Maybe they were looking for actors.
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Stripping While Mentally Ill – Jamie Dancer
This woman doesn’t claim to play video games. Her channel just somehow found its way to my recommendations.
It’s…god, I feel so terrible saying these sort of things. But it’s a woman who is, apparently, a stripper. Alright? And…LOOK AT HER! Go through the fucking videos. She’s been making these videos for the past seven years and she doesn’t get any slimmer or more attractive no matter how far back you go.
This is one of her earliest videos. So this is her at her peak. I guess.
0:15 – This is part of a proposed “series” of videos called Dancing While Human. She wanted to get different strippers to come on and talk about their experiences. Spoiler: that didn’t happen.
So anyway, this woman says that she’s mentally ill. Mental illness seems remarkably common on the internet. But in real life, at least in my experience, you rarely come across a nut. It happens but in the world of Youtube…like fully 50% of the people are mentally ill. The lionshare of those are women. Maybe it’s just the channels I’m going to. I don’t know.
0:30 – “You’re the fifth guy tonight to drunkenly tell me how he’d kill to date me.”
Believe me, lady. I am not.
It’s this comment that caused me to stop the video and say, “I’ve got to write about this woman.”
I have absolutely no doubt that what she’s saying is broadly true. A lot of people are coming on to her at the strip club. But fucking look at her.
It goes to show that most guys have absolutely no standards. They’ll take anything. You see this on internet dating where it’s almost required to swipe right on everyone, if you’re a guy. You see this in Youtube comments where people will talk about how hot Erin or Horseface or whoever is. No matter how unattractive a woman is, there will be mobs of guys trying to get at her.
This phenomenon causes delusion in women. “There are all these guys chasing after me, I must be a hot chick”, not realising that this is the experience of every single woman on the planet under the age of 50 or so.
So we have this mentally ill woman, who’s overweight, who’s not attractive, who’s working as a stripper and thinking that she’s a hot chick. This is the result of this phenomenon. And she’s on Youtube saying, “Hey, look at me! I’m a hot stripper! Get your ding-a-lings ready, boys.” There’s no chance of that.
“It’s all I can do to scream out loud, no you wouldn’t. No you wouldn’t want to date me. Because I am crazy.”
Believe me. Even if you were of sound mind, I would not want to date you.
And wait a minute. What a weird thing to say at a strip club. “I want to date you”? Not fuck? These must be some real gentlemen down at the gentlemen’s club.
“Whether this is something true or not, it is something that I’ve internalised.”
She’s talking about how she’s not sure if she’s mentally ill or not but she’s internalised it. So this isn’t even something that’s been diagnosed, I guess.
But this could equally apply to her being a hot chick. Whether it’s true or not (and it isnt), it’s something that she’s internalised.
2:00 – She tells a story about how before she was a stripper, she worked as a Mrs Claus in a department store…or something…seasonal job, presumably, and then started hearing voices.
3:30 – She says “ya’ll”. I’ve been trying to place this accent. Is she from the South? Is this considered a hot chick in the South?
4:15 – She says that she’s able to pay for her “meds” and rent and whatever bills by stripping for three or four days a week as opposed to seven at a normal job.
So…she’s working three or four a days a week, which is close to a normal, full-time job, and she’s only able to pay her bills? She must not be making much money as a stripper. And it’s not hard to see why. LOOK AT HER!
5:00 – Then she ends the video…by saying, “Maybe that stripper was crazy, maybe she wasn’t, maybe she was crazier than you thought, but who went home with the money?”
Well, it doesn’t seem like you’re going home with very much money.
Three comments.
This woman, I’m thinking, is in her early to mid 20s in this video. And holy fucking shit, just take a gander at her. THIS is a stripper. THIS is somebody who thinks that she’s a hot chick.
I’m not a shallow guy. It’s not about calling people ugly for the sake of it. That’s schoolyard behaviour. But when you present yourself as a hot chick, you damn well better be a hot chick. Because if you’re not, you’re a delusional chick. That’s what I’m exposing. Whether it be Horseface McGee or this dumb bitch.
All of her videos are about stripping and similar topics. You look at the view numbers and a lot of them are under 1,000. And this is after they’ve been up for YEARS. Nobody is watching this shit.
She thought, “I’m a hot chick. I’m going to talk about sexy stuff. Horny losers will arrive in droves.”
Show me the droves. They’re not there. This woman got a cold dose of reality. Not a hot chick and the content isn’t engaging. Sorry, princess. Time to get a job.
She had a Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/TheJamieDancer
Nobody’s going to that shit. Nobody is giving her money. Why would they? She has 1,300 subscribers. AFTER SEVEN YEARS OF SEXUAL CONTENT.
So in her last message on Patreon, she says:
Patreon has not been enough to take my YouTube to the heights I have been dreaming of so I will be selling racier content and services more in line with what my channel talks about: lingerie and nudes, videos and fetish pics. The subscription there is only $5.99 and will come with daily updates and teaser photos that are way sexier than what you get here, even if you’re never tempted to buy the pricier items.
She admits that the Patreon is a failure. She admits that her Youtube channel is a failure. So she tries OnlyFans. Guess what. It was a failure. Doesn’t even exist any more. She started it in 2021 and it’s gone. I don’t know when it ended.
She wrote a book. Here’s the trailer. It’s about a crazy stripper who becomes a crazy “sugar baby” who becomes a crazy “girlfriend”. Obviously based on her own life.
This woman thinks that people should pay for her company. LOOK AT HER!
And then the big happy ending is that she becomes somebody’s girlfriend? What? That’s aspirational?
Let’s look it up. Are there any reviews on Amazon? I highly doubt it. This is going to be another in this woman’s long list of failures.
Well, here’s the thing. There are loads of books called, “The Road We Traveled”. Couldn’t she have checked this before giving her book a title?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/First-Fret-One-Road-Traveled/dp/B0BMJGX6YR
I found it by adding “stripper” to the title in Google. Three reviews. Let’s check it out.
Okay, just one actual review.
Well-written, intimate, deep, and very real insight into loving past the red flags, giving your all, and not always getting the fairy tale as it has been told. The audience is swept up and submerged into their experiences, dreams, and fears making it feel like they have known the main character for years. The author embraces and educates about subjects that are often considered taboo or uncomfortable, and they do so in a way that makes it relatable and appreciated. I highly recommend this series to everyone because it is impactful, portrays real emotions that many have felt, teaches acceptance, and fights for a better future.
I strongly suspect that this review was written by the author. It’s a woman’s screen name. Is a woman going to get a book about strippers?
Her pen name is Coraline Corsette. Probably owing to the fact that she enjoys wearing corsettes because it’s the only way she can suck in her massive gut.
She’s written three books. They’re all part of the same series. A trilogy, if you will. A crazy fat stripper is in love with somebody in the music industry and all of the crazy sexual stuff they get into. Butt stuff and whatnot. Actually, I don’t know if there’s any sodomy in these books. That’s just my wishful thinking.
The second book was “published” one month after the first one. That doesn’t bode well. Then the third one took her six months before it was “published”.
This is trash. 378 pages. So these aren’t even short books. She wrote 378 pages of trash in one month. You can read War and Peace or this fucking piece of shit trilogy in the same length of time. And she wrote it all in seven months.
Nobody is buying this shit.
So what’s your next plan, Jamie Dancer? Can I suggest legitimate employment?
Even fucking PVC Bondage Guy, who’s at least as crazy this woman, is working in a bowling alley. And good for her. Long may her days of honest work last.
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NEW Turbo-Grafx-16 Game – Strife Sisters – John Riggs
Hey, it’s your boy John Riggs here. He’s playing Strife Sisters, a “new” game for Turbo Grafx 16.
I mean…I’m not saying that it’s not a new game but my issue is the gimmicky bullshit where people release games for old consoles. It’s just a way to sell shitty old-style games for an inflated price.
If you sold this game on Steam, you’d have to charge 99 cents and it would be a struggle to sell any. But if you put it on an NES cartridge or something and sell them to losers in their mothers’ basements then you can charge fifty bucks for the game. Even if you only sell a couple of hundred, you made out like a bandit.
There’s a landline behind John Riggs. Do people still use landlines? I have still have the physical phone but I don’t plug it in because all I get are sales calls. And A LOT of sales calls. They must be preying on the elderly because who else uses a landline any more?
Anyway, this game is available right now. Link in the description.
John Riggs really pushes the shit that you can buy: games, hats, air freshners, electric bicycles. It’s less a Youtube channel and more a Turkish bazaar. Nobody fucking wants this. If I want an air freshner, I’ll go to the drug store and pick one up for 50p or whatever. I’m not going to go to John Riggs’ website and get one for ten bucks. Air freshners are not a luxury item.
Who are these people who are even using air freshners? The only time I’ve ever seen them is in cars. DECADES ago. Back when people smoked. And those air freshners didn’t work.
Anyway, you can get this game for $25 digitally, $60 physically, or $80 if you want the outer box too. There was also a limited edition version for $100 but that’s, unbelievably, sold out. $24.87 for a t-shirt. Interesting price.
Who’s getting this shit? I mean, I guess it’s kind of cool that there’s some factory in China that’s cranking out these Hu-cards but the whole thing is stupid. We don’t need Hu-cards. Just release it digitally. This fucking shitty game.
Well, maybe it’s not shitty. Maybe it’s awesome. Let’s check it out.
John Riggs never played the game and doesn’t know what he’s doing. Great stuff.
There doesn’t seem to be a walking animation during the battle sequences. The character just slides into position. Not good.
It’s some kind of…what’s the genre? Like X-Com or something. Turn-based combat.
So JOHN RIGGS plays the game, REALLY poorly, has no idea what he’s doing, obviously has no interest in the game, and then tells you to go buy it. Use his link, of course. This is an ad. A shitty ad. This didn’t make me want to buy the game. Maybe the game is awesome but not from what John Riggs showed.
I’m reminded of RPG Maker games. Has there ever been a good one?
Anyway, the people in the comments are much harsher on the game than I am.
- “Looks terrible”
- “This game looks boring….”
- “Ugly game it looks like nothing more than a reallly colorful nes game”
- “Misspellings in the text (“Tthe”) and the “g” and “p” characters in the text sit offset vertically from the rest of the characters in lines of text.”
Is there a better video about this game?
Wow. The official trailer actually makes me want the game LESS. It focuses on how cute it is. And that there are “cat people” in the game. Who is this for? Creepy sexual deviant nerds.
I have absolutely no confidence in this guy. I thought maybe the game might have some deep, strategic gameplay or something but if even the developer is focusing on this surface level weirdo shit, forget it. And there’s misspellings and things aren’t animated and there were reams of text. No. That’s a hard pass from me.
And to put that on a Hu-card as a finished game. Shameful. If it was released digitally only, you can say, “Well, he’ll presumably release patches.” He’s not going to be able to update these Hu-cards.
Just more mindless shilling from Riggs.
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Sega Genesis Variety Stream! – Erin Plays
More of that delicious “variety stream” action from Ms Excitement herself: Erin Plays.
I think that I’ve figured out why she likes “variety streams” so much. It allows her to suck dick at video games and then have the built-in excuse of, “I’ve never played this before.”
0:00 – Erin expresses her displeasure at the term “shmup”. This is something that Mike mentions in just about every stream where he’s playing a game in that particular genre. Gee, Erin. Do you have any of your own thoughts about video games that you’d care to share with the class?
0:45 – There’s an edit but I don’t give a fuck. I’m not going to check her Twitch unedited video. It was probably just her saying hello to the horntards. And if it was something embarrassing, no big deal. She can’t possibly edit out ALL of the embarrassing content. Everything she says is embarrassing.
1:15 – The game is very colourful. She’s playing something called Insector X, by the way. You guys like colours, right? You want to know which games are colourful? Erin here is lay the colour news out.
7:45 – “He looks like he’s shooting Babybel cheese at us.”
Ha! Classic comedy, am I right, Joe from Game Sack? You find this funny, do you? When Erin points out “cute” stuff? “X looks like Y”? This is Erin’s only joke. “Something looks like something that it clearly isn’t.” And fucking Joe from Game Sack jerks off to all of it.
Of course, Joe from Game Sack also jerks off to Newt Wallen’s penis so he’s a man of eclectic tastes.
8:00 – “What does ‘PP’ stand for? Plus power? Power plus? I was going to say something else but it would be very inappropriate.”
And very unfunny and very unoriginal. But Joe from Game Sack would still jerk off to it.
8:30 – “Why am I sucking so hard?”
Do you have to ask, Erin?
12:45 – “They fly over you. That makes things easier.”
This is like the fourth time that she said this. It’s a horizontal shooter. The enemies progress in a straight line. That’s not uncommon. What is she thinking that they’re going to do? Hone in on her?
So she thinks that she has this pro strat in just avoiding the enemies and letting them fly past. No. It’s fucking common sense.
13:15 – Somebody gave 20 subs. These are $5. So somebody just gave Erin $100…for what? For playing this game terribly, on stream, for money? For talking about colours? For coming up with that great idea to just avoid the enemies?
People make $100/day doing actual jobs. What’s the minimum wage in the US? $7.25/hour. I know it varies by state but plenty of states use the federal minimum. An eight hour day at that rate is $58. Then there’s taxes on that.
I worked as a substitute teacher and I got $72/day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimum_wage_in_the_United_States
Wow. Some states have a lower minimum wage than the federal minimum. I didn’t even know that that was possible. They’re almost all in the South, of course. Oh wait. Those are states that have NO minimum wage. It’s unbelievable. Those fucking backward hillbillies setting the country back.
13:30 – Hungry Goriya aka Horny Goriya was one of the people who got a sub from this horntard. Erin takes a moment to say hello to her. She doesn’t hello to anyone else but Horny Goriya and gets a hello because she a woman. A boring woman. A woman so boring that Pam aka CannotBeTamed looks slightly interesting by comparison.
15:30 – Erin says that she wants cute mushrooms to shoot lazers outside of “her” house. It’s a reference to an enemy in the game. She says “cute” about 17 times.
There is no way that Mike put Erin’s name on the title deed or the mortgage or whatever. He’d be a complete idiot to do that. She makes about $6,000/year from Twitch, according to the latest leaked data (from about 2021, I think) and they’re not married.
16:30 – Erin says that she has a bomb in this game. She’s repeatedly said that she doesn’t know if the game has bombs or not. She refuses to press the buttons to find out if the game has bombs or not.
I don’t believe that the game does have bombs. Or if it does, there’s nothing on the HUD to indicate as such.
What Erin is looking at is her remaining lives. She has one remaining life. Not one bomb. You fucking cretin.
Then she died LITERALLY the first time that the boss shot.
17:15 – She’s at the boss again and did a little better. She died the SECOND time he shot.
As Mike would say, and as Erin apes, “It’s progress.”
17:30 – “See? I don’t get it. It says ‘1’ is that my life or…oh. I thought they were bombs.”
You complete imbecile.
18:00 – She’s at the boss again. How many shots is it going to take for the boss to kill her this time? I’m saying one again.
Two.
This is the worst Insector X gameplay ever recorded, by the way.
18.30 – One of the horntards suggests doing a Genesis A-Z “variety stream”. Erin says that she’ll probably do it. She loves that built in, “I’ve never played this before” excuse.
19:15 – She dies from the second bullet yet again.
It’s unbelievably bad.
19:45 – She’s at the boss again. “If I die to the same bullet again, I’m going to switch to another game.”
She made it to the third shot this time.
She turns the game off.
“So that was Insector X. I like it. It’s fun.”
Oh sure. You were having a blast repeatedly dying on the first level. This is Erin’s passion. She’s all about those video games, guys.
She’s checking her list of games that she claims to want to play.
My friend was spending the post-Christmas season with me and she had a list of movies that she wanted to see. So I said okay, no problem. She goes to the pirate streaming site that we use and we start watching the first movie on her list. It’s about a girl who tortures and kills Neo-Nazis in a forest.
So we’re getting to the end. I’ve barely been watching. I’m looking at shit on my phone. But I hear the screams constantly. I look up and this girl is digging her thumbs into the eye sockets of some Neo-Nazi. And I say, “This is fucking trash.” This was all more impactful because I don’t use profanity around my friend.
Then I say, “Why would you come here with a list of Nazi torture porn that you want to see? You remember what my choice was? Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Was there any Nazi torture porn in that one?”
I went on and on about how disgusting this is and how I chose life-affirming movies and she’s choosing this complete shit that has no redeeming value. And over fucking Christmas.
So she says, “I didn’t know. I didn’t read any reviews.” This is always her excuse.
So I go to Wikipedia. First paragraph clearly describes the movie as a girl in the woods torturing and killing Nazis.
She says, “I didn’t read Wikipedia.”
So I say, “Okay, let me see the list.” There were like 20 movies on there. I look them up and 90% of them are disgusting torture porn movies. I’m reading the Wikipedia summaries. She agrees that all of the movies sound like things that she wouldn’t be interested in but that she didn’t read Wikipedia or the reviews so she didn’t know.
These are the movies that she likes watching. I know that they’re the movies that she likes watching. I’ve seen these sorts of movies with her many, many times. So I ask her how she came up with this list if she didn’t read the reviews or anything. She gave some vague answer about seeing them while browsing this pirate streaming site.
So I say, “So it’s just a coincidence that 90% of these movies are torture porn? And you don’t actually like the torture porn genre?” She effectively says yes.
It’s preposterous. So I say, “Look, it’s fine if you like these sort of movies. But what doesn’t make sense is for you to come here with a list of movies that you DON’T like. Why would anyone do that?” She just repeats that she didn’t read the reviews and didn’t read Wikipedia.
There was no getting through to her. I cited the many torture porn movies that we’ve seen together as evidence that she likes the genre. She denied it and cited the handful of movies that she’s chosen over the years that weren’t torture porn.
It’s completely mental. She came here with this disgusting list of torture porn movies for us to watch over Christmas and then when I challenged her on them, she said, “Oopsie! Actually all of these movies are shit. Hehe. Sorry about that.”
I told her ten times that we can watch the movies but she just has to admit that she likes them. And that’s okay. She refused to do it. She was apparently just picking movies at random and by some giant coincidence, 90% of them happened to be in the torture porn genre. She was totally unaware.
Fucking disgusting. And then to present this clear lie on top of it. Then it was my turn to pick a movie so we watched the Charlie Brown Christmas thing. Not a single Nazi got tortured.
So where was I going with this? Erin Plays? Fuck Erin Plays.
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Newt Talking about Plagiarism on Reddit
This is from a month ago but I saw it on TheCinemassacreTruth today. That’s what these people do. They go through old shit, desperately looking for stuff to talk about. And it’s late and I’m tired so I’m going with it too.
Newt’s comments will be in bold.
I am glad people are able to monetize the worst period of my life. I dont plan on ever watching this. Nor any other video made about the situation or me.
Uh huh.
I lived it. I was there man. I deal with it every f’n day. I made a HUGE mistake. and why I did it and what I was dealing at the time and all the factors that led to me doing someone elses job for no money or credit and no one checking it nor anyone else suffering any consequences does not matter.
The most baffling of Newt’s laundry list of excuses is “Nobody checked my work.” He always trots this one out. “Hey, somebody should have been checking to make sure that I wasn’t plagiarising.”
WHY WOULD ANYONE ASSUME THAT YOU’RE PLAGIARISING? Most people don’t do that. You hire somebody to do a job, you assume that they’re going to do it properly. Newt is a professional. He’s written 1,000 scripts. But somebody should have been checking his scripts for plagiarism? It’s ridiculous.
And how difficult is it to check for plagiarism? The way it was discovered is some complete fucking autist on Reddit went line by line Googling the review. Who the fuck would do that? Who at Screenwave would have this as their assigned task? It would take many hours. Who would even think to do that? This is not a normal task that people have. You just assume that a man who’s written 1,000 scripts is going to do things without plagiarising.
But Newt takes umbrance with that. It’s insane. “How dare somebody not go through my 20 scripts line by line checking for plagiarism?”
If Newt was even remotely subtle with the plagiarism, he would have got away with it. Change the fucking words, Newt. Don’t plagiarise from just one source. Plagiarise from multiple sources.
No. He couldn’t do it. He found the first result from Google and copied the entire article basically verbatim.
My fault. I live with it. and i have said i am sorry more times than I can count. yet still people troll me across all social medias. I am plagiarist guy .
I’ve watched Newt’s videos since this whole plagiarism thing happened. He’s NEVER given an apology. Not a proper one, anyway. It’s always couched with, “Somebody should have been checking my work, James Rolfe should have been writing his own scripts, I was given too much work to do.”
Either accept responsibility or tell everybody to go fuck themselves. But he does this middle ground wishy-washy bullshit where he says, “I’m sorry but it wasn’t my fault.” Did that work for James Rolfe? I don’t think so because the fags on Reddit still talk about that.
people call my job trying to get me fired. people attack people I am working with to get them to abandon me like screenwavers did. friends have told me we can remain friends but need to do so on the down low as not to attract attention or get screenwave people to stop working with them.
It’s insane that people are calling his job and whatnot. I have a strong suspicion who it is. But, contrary to Newt’s beliefs, it’s not me.
I say over and over I am in therapy. I am on meds.
What’s the relevance? Are you blaming the plagiarism on mental illness?
I’m sure that we’ve all plagiarised. I wouldn’t have got through college without it. But I wasn’t plagiarising because I was mentally ill. I was plagiarising because I was lazy. Same fucking reason that you did it. Don’t try to put this on mental illness.
Or is he suggesting that he’s better now because he’s in therapy and on “meds”? Show me the proof of that. If you read my articles about Newt chronologically, he’s only gotten worse. I was sympathetic towards Newt when this plagiarism shit happened but then I saw all of the other horrible personality traits that this guy has and all of the vile shit that he does. Shit that makes plagiarism look completely petty.
I am working hard to try and prove to people I am more than my mistakes. some will never allow that. Its always gonna be leverage over me
I agree with Newt. I think that the fags on Reddit should move on. Forget the plagiarism. That’s small potatoes. Let’s focus on his stalking of horse-faced women, giving a eulogy to his friend that consisted entirely of butt sex talk, having sex with mentally ill women half his age, consorting with prostitutes. These are much more damning topics.
Also, we can update the plagiarism talk by looking at his obsession with public domain films that he can now legally plagiarise from, the Florida Man comic, how every film idea he talks about is, “It’s basically this film plus this other film.” The man does not have an original idea in his head.
And yet he expects us to worship at the almighty altar of the self-proclaimed “Ideas Man”. Oh, when will you grace us mere mortals with Shark Vampire? Or Amityville Slut Cheerleaders? We can’t wait to feast our eyes on your artistic vision. These shitty movies that are all ad-libbed by fucking literal whores.
It is what it is. I cant stop people from making these videos, saying what they wanna say. It sucks when the spotlights turns back to me again and the cycle begins all over. feel like every time I get a little advancement, this shit knocks me back.
Newt is getting off lightly with these plagiarism allegations.
I wish I never went to go work for them. I knew the stories. the toxic lazy, blame shifting and i still took part and became part of the problem.
Newt, YOU’RE toxic. YOU’RE lazy. YOU enjoy shifting blame. This is you to a tee.
Your laziness caused your plagiariasm. You blamed everybody but yourself when you got caught out. And you’re a toxic consorter of prostitutes and abuser of the mentally ill.
I am an adult. i chose to do things. say things. copy things and expect them to be rewritten. its my fault. and every single day the last 2 years its been on my head and heart and that sucks but……
Newt is upset because he turned in plagiarised work and expected somebody else to re-write that plagiarised work. It’s insane. How can he possibly offer this up as any kind of justification?
Somebody else should have hidden your plagiarism better? This is actually what he’s proposing. In his mind, he was failed because other people at Screenwave didn’t fix his plagiarised work.
No, Newt. YOU should have hidden your plagiarism better. It doesn’t take long to change a few words around. Get a fucking thesaurus out. That’s what I did back in college. I’d get the fucking library book, it would say something like, “As readers have noted since its publication, the plot of Huckleberry Finn , for example, deteriorates markedly at the end.” Then I’d look up some of the “big” words in a thesaurus and change them to simpler words so it looks like I’m the one writing it. “As people have observed since it’s release, the plot of Huckleberry Finn, for example, weakens at the end.” Done. Nobody will ever know that I plagiarised. Bonus points for changing the sentence structure around.
Or, here’s a crazy idea, Newt, DON’T PLAGIARISE! Don’t submit plagiarised work AT YOUR JOB. The job that you’re getting PAID for.
And then he has the nerve to shit on Screenwave for giving him a job. How dare Screenwave assume that Newt is going to be a professional? It’s Ryan’s fault for being an idiot. Ryan should have known that Newt is completely unprofessional. Newt is actually blaming Screenwave for hiring him. They should have known better.
I mean, he’s right. They should have known better. They should have better vetting processes. They shouldn’t just hire people because they’re friends with existing employees. But does Newt want to advertise this? “Anybody who hires me is an idiot and should know that I’m going to fuck up”?
The leaps in logic that this guy will jump through to blame everybody except himself. And then he says, “Oh, but I apologised.” He apologises and then immediately blames every single person he’s ever known or ever will know for this plagiarism. The guy who restocks the water cooler was late one day so Newt got a little dehydrated and this caused him to not have enough energy to write an original script. The chubby Asian chick was too damned sexy and it was distracting Newt from his work so he had no choice but to plagiarise. Daylight savings time fucked with his sleep pattern so it was inevitable that he would copy from that website.
Newt, go fuck yourself, you complete degenerate.
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A Brand NEW Studio! + Channel updates – Zap Cristal
Oh yeah. A new studio for the Reset & Zap podcast. Is that what it’s called? I’m the only person watching so I feel a responsibility to get the name right. Oh, Reset n’ Zap.
Is that right? Does the apostrophy go after the “n”? What does Chip and Dales do?
“Chip ‘n Dales”. I knew that didn’t look right. The apostrophy goes BEFORE the “n”.
What’s another example of this? Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots? Not really but, again, the apostrophy goes before the “Em”.
Oh yeah. The Indian subcontinent to the rescue again.
https://www.quora.com/Punctuation-When-shortening-the-word-and-should-I-use-n-n-or-n
“According to the Oxford English Dictionary, ‘n’, ‘n, and n are all acceptable (but not n’!)”
Well, Zap is a fucking dope in the extreme. What do you expect?
0:00 – “Welcome you beautiful Zaps to the Zap Cristal channel.”
That’s what she’s calling the three people who are watching this shit now? “Zaps”? I don’t think that that works.
She used to start with, “It’s your girl Zap Cristal.” Maybe Mr Wright Way II got jealous and didn’t want her saying that any more.
“First of all, we’re bring back the Reset n’ Zap podcast.”
It’s death. This podcast totally killed her channel. She went from getting thousands of views to a couple of hundred tops. Nobody is clamouring for this.
0:30 – She says if you want to know when the podcast is coming back, you should check out her website.
Why? They can just fucking subscribe to your Youtube channel.
It’s because she desperately wants people to go to her website. But why? There’s nothing even there. The website is just links to her social media shit. It’s a Linktree, effectively. But she’s paying the six bucks a year for a domain name and the $20/year for the server space so she wants to justify her purchase.
0:45 – Zap says that there’s an email list you can sign up to on her website. What is this? 1999? Who in their right mind would even sign up for an email list these days? And a fucking Zap Cristal email list? You really want updates on Zap Cristal?
“Do expect the Reset ‘n Zap podcast SEASON TWO to come back fully refreshed with a brand new set.”
Nobody cares about your seasons. Nobody cares about your set. Nobody cares about your podcast.
She can be doing these podcasts naked and nobody would watch. They’re unwatchable. And frankly, I think that the nudity would be another reason not to watch, in this case.
1:15 – There’s going to be a new series called Couples Game Night.
All of her “new” ideas involve her and Mr Wright Way II. This is fucking embarrassing. I suspect that Mr Wright Way II is behind all of this. He’s telling her that all new “content” has to involve him.
1:30 – “We wanted to bring up this idea for other couples that are looking for streamers that are married as well.”
What? This sounds like some fucking swinging thing. Who’s the unfortunate couple who’s going to be wife-swapping with Zap and Mr Wright Way II? And how does it even work in the context of streaming?
Maybe they’re just hoping to have sex while the other couple also has sex. On webcam, of course. Seems boring to me, frankly.
Then she says even if you’re married, you can watch.
Well, no shit. Although, there’s a reason that these swinging parties don’t allow single men. They’d be inundated with single men.
2:00 – “My Video Game Diary” is yet another new “series” that she’s introducing. She’s introducing a lot of new series. I haven’t mentioned all of them.
“It’s about revealing myself to the world more as a gamer.”
Ew. I don’t want to think about Zap revealing herself to the world.
2:45 – She’s also releasing her second album. Where was the first one? It’s fucking trash that Mr Wright Way II “produced” in Zap’s basement.
3:00 – Then there’s a LOUD rendition of “Our Love Journey” which is Zap’s new hit single. It’s some hip hop shit. Yeah, Zap is all about that hip hop.
I was in a chicken shop a few months ago, in some small, impoverished town. It was owned by Pakistani guys, I think, and most of the people working there were Pakistani. I was the only person in there. And they’re playing this hip hop music through the store’s speakers where the word “nigger” was said literally like every 15 seconds. And it went on and on. It wasn’t a three minute song. I was there for like 30 minutes and the song played throughout. Completely insane. I’ve never seen anything like it.
3:15 – “I told you I’m coming back and we’re coming back strong.”
This video got 200 views after five days. Her channel has completely imploded since she got with Mr Wright Way II and started putting out this god awful podcast. She’s delusional if she thinks otherwise.
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Newt Wallen and PVC Bondage Guy’s Facebooks
I was checking out The Idea Man’s Twitter and found these hilarious pictures:
I think that I laughed for five full minutes at PVC Bondage Guy’s picture. Why the fuck would she use that as her photo? She must have thousands of softcore porn pictures that she could have used.
And Newt went with some sad sack picture of him sitting on a casket or something.
They could not have picked worse pictures.
But come see them in Ohio! They’re going to be at…what is this…MonsterFest Mania. What a terrible name. Presumably, “MonsterFest” was taken, as was “MonsterMania” so they just awkwardly combined them.
PVC Bondage Guy used her name on this thing. Or whatever her “trans” name is. So I looked it up. It’s not a secret or anything. She presumably agreed to this flyer. And I found her Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/people/Metz-Donato
I assumed that Metz was her screen name. No. That’s her legal name. She changed it when she realised that she was a “they/he”. Whatever that means.
She says that she recently started with that wrestling school. It is such a giant waste of money. She’s being made a fool of. They accept ANYONE. They’re just there to collect money. What percent of “graduates” go on to make a single penny as professional wrestlers? I’ll say about 1 in 500. Even that’s probably too high.
And she posted a picture of two of the current people in this school’s little “promotion.”
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=819371330231677
With the greatest of respect to PVC Bondage Guy, she doesn’t look ANYTHING NEAR what this Notorious Mimi looks like.
Maybe this is just a really Photoshopped picture. Let me look for other pictures.
No, I think that’s pretty much her. Big tits. Fairly slim. Fairly muscular arms.
So what has this woman who looks fairly decent achieved in the wrestling world? Not a whole lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloane_Jacobs
She’s 21 and apparently started training when she was 15. She went to this Monster Factory, same as PVC Bondage Guy is doing. She independent shows for years. Probably got paid little, if anything. It wasn’t until 2021 when she did some dark matches for AEW. She was jobbed out in NXT for less than a year, probably in untelevised matches. Two appearances in Ring of Honor, which I understand isn’t even a thing any more. And she made some appearance in Major League Wrestling.
Now, this is for a reasonably good looking 21 year old woman, who’s in shape, has big tits, and has six years of wrestling experience.
PVC Bondage Guy is at least 25 years old and…how to be tactful…well, she’s too slim to be a big fat chick like Awesome Kong and she’s too out of shape to be…any other female wrestler. There’s simply no market for a pudgy woman to be a wrestler. And she has no experience. She didn’t even grow up with wrestling. She only started watching it six months ago. So she even doesn’t know anything about it.
She is going to crash and burn at this. Hard. And that’s unfortunate. I’m sure that she has big ideas of what she’s going to do. No. It’s pure delusion.
Her profile used to say that she worked at Adult World. This is a strip club that also has like a shop that sells vibrators and whatever. I assume that she worked in the retail part of this operation but I don’t know.
She has pictures of herself on this thing. Some of the pictures are pretty old. She’s slimmed down fairly substantially from like five years ago which is another reason why I don’t want to comment on her weight. Maybe it’s an issue for her. I don’t want to give anybody a complex.
She also went to prom or something with some black guy, by the way. And some old Middle Eastern guy leaves a comment on a lot of her pictures from when she was really underage.
But the only reason I mention weight is because of this wrestling thing. Come on. If you’ve never exercised a day in your life, why would you choose to go to a wrestling school? Use your common sense.
Here’s something she posted in March 2022:
Getting real tired of people asking what my “””real name””” is. It’s Metz.
My brothers call me Metz. *Their* friends and partners call me Metz. My doctors call me Metz. My last four therapists called me Metz. Every friend and partner I’ve had in the past 6 years has called me Metz. My coworkers and manager call me Metz. Even my mom calls me Metz.
The only people who don’t are my dad and stepmom. I asked, but. Yeah. My legal name only exists to them and on legal documents.
It’s Metz.
You know why people are confused? It’s not about not being sensitive to her being “trans” or whatever. It’s the fact that Metz ISN’T A REAL NAME. People assume, sensibly, that it’s a fucking internet screen name.
At least her father isn’t going along with that nonsense.
And it seems like she didn’t even change her name. What’s the process to do this? It can’t be that expensive.
It’s $50 to $500, depending on what state you live in and…I don’t know…other shit. But none of that price range is unreasonable.
And how much is Monster Factory? If she money to piss away on that, she has money to change her name.
I don’t know. $1000 and then $260/year. I’d be really surprised if it’s that cheap. Or if it is, what good it can possibly be.
So anyway, that’s PVC Bondage Guy. Here’s Newt R Wallen:
https://www.facebook.com/newton.r.wallen
“I need a Philly area actress next Sunday in Delaware to play the queen of a race of Amazon Warrior Women to wrap all green screen footage for a production with Red Cup Films. They will supply gas money. Anyone available”
He posted that just recently. Looking for an actress who’s available on a week’s notice and is willing to work for gas money.
Newt, this is not…this not anything. This is preposterous. You want the star of the movie to work for GAS MONEY?
Why didn’t he ask his prostitute “friends”? Because presumably, they’re not working for gas money.
Speaking of which, here’s that prostitute’s page. Not Fallon, but the other prostitute.
https://www.facebook.com/MissMadilynnPaige
Tell me that is not the page of a prostitute. Her “location” is a series of states. This must be the area that she’ll travel to for her “jobs”. There’s an online booking link. Her price is described as “$$$”. The more dollar signs, the more expensive. I think three is the maximum.
There are posts about marijuana. There’s a post about sending “spicy snaps” to her public profile. And I’m not seeing it now but somewhere it said that she works in a strip club.
Eugh. So that’s…that’s Newt’s big discovery. He’s going to find his next “actress” fishing for needles in the dumpster behind the free clinic.
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Game of the year 2023! The best games I’ve played this year from retro Sega to PS5 and Switch – Lydgendary
0:00 – “I can’t believe it’s the end of 2023.”
Uh huh. Just get on with it. Time moves at a consistent pace.
She played 23 games in 2023. Or something. What? This is autism. Who counts how many games they’ve played?
5:00 – Bully. I have this for the PC. I’ve never been more pissed off about a game in my life. First of all, it was slow as fuck on my computer. Rockstar has a history of unbelievably bad PC ports starting with GTA 3.
But secondly, they didn’t localise it AT ALL. There are mini-games where you have to press a certain button at a certain time. That braindead shit. But they didn’t change it to take into account that PC users tend to use their keyboard. So it tells you when to press the triangle button and the square button and shit like this. I DON’T HAVE THESE BUTTONS! I’M USING A KEYBOARD!
It’s fucking unbelievable. Who’s using a Playstation controller when playing PC games? Why assume that this is what the average PC player is doing? So these mini-games were unplayable because by the time you registered what key corresponded to what fucking Playstation button they were showing you, it was too late. And you’d probably get it wrong anyway. And these mini-games were integral to the game. If you couldn’t pass the mini-games, you couldn’t advance in the game. Fucking great.
6:30 – She says that she didn’t grow up with a console. Just a laptop.
Why would she start now then? As an adult? She says that she had a laptop. She played The Sims on it. Great. Why get consoles now? Even as a kid today, why get consoles? Virtually all of the consoles games come out on PC. Those that don’t can be emulated. Probably. I don’t know. Maybe not the current generation stuff. But there are a million fucking games that you can play for free, right now, on your computer.
I had an Atari 2600. It was my older sister’s, I guess. It was around for as long as I remember.
Then we got a computer when I was like 9 or 10 years old. Great. Who needs consoles now? I didn’t give a shit about Nintendo or any of that bullshit. I had a computer. You can do so much more on it than these fucking shitty consoles for poor people.
9:15 – She’s talking about Kirby. “Sucking things up.” Umm…I’ll just move on. My pants are getting a little tight.
26:00 – She’s moving. She’s moving from Wiltshire (near Bath) to Nottingham City (or, as the rest of the world knows it as: Nottingham).
That is quite a move. I wonder why. University? New job? Trouble with her boyfriend?
Oh, she got a new job.
But wait a minute. The boyfriend just goes along with that? Doesn’t he have a job?
Oh. He’s from there.
That seems a move down to me. Bath seemed interesting but Nottingham doesn’t do anything for me.
Anyway, good for her. Keep up the good work.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quarter Arcade Review – Erin Plays
Aw yeah. Some Erin Plays action. How I’ve missed this. What a terrible thumbnail, by the way.
0:00 – “Numbskull Designs was kind enough to send me their latest product: a quarter-scale replica of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine.”
What? I waited a week for this? A crummy commercial?
She’s done NUMEROUS commercials for this company. Let me look this up.
Oh wait. That was…Retro Ali? Huh.
Here’s one by Bobdunga:
But here’s one from Erin:
I know that Erin has done many more, though. I probably just didn’t use the name “Numbskull” in the article. I often intentionally omit the name of the company so as not to add to the advertising.
Anyway, then Erin shills HARD for this thing. How did they pay her for this? It couldn’t have just been for the free…whatever this piece of shit is. She wouldn’t shill this hard merely in exchange for this thing.
1:30 – “It’s a classic Konami, side-scrolling, beat-em-up, from the golden age of arcades.”
Uh huh. The game sucks dick, that tiny machine sucks dick, and you suck dick. In exchange for Youtube promotion.
By the way, is Mike even promoting Erin any more? Not that I’m seeing. So does that mean that buttsex is over?
Oh, I should have mentioned that Erin is in the world’s laziest April costume. This is the only way she knows how to do things. Why bother putting effort into anything? Just any old yellow shirt will do.
2:30 – Now there’s extended talk about the NES game. IT’S TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. But I guess that she got desperate for things to talk about. Has she mentioned colours yet?
3:00 – She finishes the video by telling you what website to purchase this piece of shit from.
How much do you want to guess these things go for? I’ll say…$300.
I was about right. The prices vary. The official website doesn’t even sell them. There are just links to places where you can buy this shit. And there are a bunch of stupid variants if you want to spend more money for a stool and/or something signed by somebody.
Well, the comments but be heaving with angry vitriol, right?
No, of course not. But people are complaining about the price. It’s true. How much is a full sized machine? It can’t be much more than $300. I don’t mean TMNT, that’s probably more expensive because it’s four players, but how much is a cheap arcade cabinet?
I’m seeing a website that sells flatpack arcade cabinets for about $400. Monitor not included, so that’s another $200 or so. This thing looks like crap but…it’s full-size.
But I was thinking more an actual arcade cabinet.
From a quick search, I think about $1000 minimum. But that’s for a working game.
- “Company sends you something free and you talk about it #ad”
Oh, finally somebody is directing their ire at Erin instead of Numbskull. That’s where the ire is rightly placed.