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Two AWESOME Arcades in Tokyo! – Mad Panic Gaming aka Kid Shoryuken
1:30 – He talks about the massage parlours in this…mall, or whatever this is. He shows footage of prostitutes somewhat aggressively approaching him in the mall. He makes a joke that if you come to this arcade you might have to, “Turn down the massages, or accept the massages, that’s totally up to you.”
You know this guy went for a massage. He’s not exactly subtle about the fact that he consorts with prostitutes. Not just Destiny Fomo but generally.
I left a comment during covid something about if the brothels are still open. And he responded jokingly saying that he wouldn’t know anything about that because he’s a good boy. But he was obviously being sarcastic.
This is what he does. He goes to prostitutes. It’s obvious.
Then there was that creepy as fuck video where he was with some like 21 year old Japanese guy who looked very feminine and didn’t seem to speak English. And “Kid” Shoryuken was extremely chummy with this guy. This really feminine Japanese guy.
Then there’s footage of this giant loser in an arcade playing old games. Why is this even a business? You can play all of this shit for free at home. And these are old games.
5:15 – He talks about mahjong games where you strip the clothes off of a woman after you win. It’s always perversion with this guy.
And he shows footage of some other no doubt perverted American guy who he presumably goes whore mongering with.
I don’t expect him to hang out with Japanese people. Because that’s not really what happens. Not in my experience, anyway. You don’t really hang out with the locals when you move abroad. You tend to hang out with other immigrants. Your mileage may vary but this is my experience in the UK and there’s not even a language barrier.
Nevertheless, I never hung out with any Americans. Well, I met a couple, I guess, but it wasn’t a usual thing. If an American enclave exists in London, I was kept out of it. Same in Scotland.
But “Kid” Shoryuken seems to be hanging out with Americans, when he’s not hanging out with prostitutes. Oh, but he also hangs out with American prostitutes like Madam Fomo.
I think that it’s normal to find a group of Americans when you’re living abroad. You hear about this sort of thing. But I don’t know. I just never sought them out in the UK. And there’s no real need to because there’s no language barrier. I don’t need somebody to help me find a low-paying cleaning job or translate a lease or anything like this. So there’s no need to rely on the immigrant community.
This isn’t exclusive to Americans of course. Polish people will find other Polish immigrants. Chinese people will find other Chinese immigrants. Jamaican immigrants will find other Jamaican immigrants. But I don’t know. I eschewed the American immigrant community, if indeed it even exists in the UK.
5:45 – Now he’s at a different arcade and expresing his disappointment that there weren’t massage parlors here. He says that typically in the basement, you would expect to see massage parlors. He’s really speaking from experience.
He should do videos on whore mongering. Why not? He seems like a real expert and I know that there would be a huge market for this. Tell us where the good brothels are, massage parlours, soap…whatever it is. People want to know this shit. Even if they’re not going to Japan, you could still make interesting videos about it.
8:15 – “Lot’s of cigarrette smoke, lots of massage women.”
He can’t get over this. This is all that he does. He spends every penny that he earns in these shitty teaching jobs on whores.
- “Is prostitution legal or tolerated in Japan?”
Mad Panic Gaming responds. Of course he does. This is his area of expertise. “To a certain extent. As I understand it, the services offered at these massage parlors is legal if somewhat frowned upon, but sex in exchange for money is illegal.”
- “Another great one!!! Was really surprised at the massage parlors, those girls almost dragged you in by the neck I was under the impression that those “services” were only offered to Japanese men”
Mad Panic Gaming replies, “Pretty sure they’re offered to whoever looks like they’ve got a few bucks in their pocket loi”
So that’s you? You look like a fucking hobo in this video. They’re approaching you because you look like the kind of fat, lonely loser who goes to prostitutes. And they’re right.
Many years ago, I was waiting outside of an underground train station for my girlfriend. There were a bunch of brothers out there. I reluctantly stood by one of them. I had to wait because my girlfriend, a black woman, was perpetually late, as black people tend to be. But woe betide if you mention to her that her chronic lateness might be an example of a racial stereotype that’s true. “My mother was never late in her life.” I should be dating your mother then.
So anyway, this urban gentleman approaches me and says, “Do you party?” I was looking at my phone and didn’t even hear what he said so I just “yeah” and waved him off. He says, “You do?” So I look up and see that there’s a bunch of fucking drug dealers around me and I walk away.
Like five police officers were just standing and watching these guys about 30 feet away. Doing nothing. The police knew what these guys were doing. Nobody cares.
So I’m wandering the streets, I can’t wait at this train station to meet my girlfriend because there’s no fucking place to stand that isn’t crawling with drug dealers. I call my girlfriend and I give her the business about her being fucking chronically late and that this train station is full of drug dealers and that I’m going to fucking leave if she doesn’t get here in two minutes.
Just then, another guy approaches me and asks if I want to buy drugs. A white guy this time. I decline.
She finally arrives and I’m going on about how she needs to fucking show up on time and I’m sick of this shit, it’s insulting, you’re wasting my time, and on this occasion, I had to deal with all of these fucking drug dealers as a result. She gave her usual excuse, promised to be more prompt next time, and never followed through.
Then she says, “Nobody has ever approached me and offered to sell me drugs.” I said, “Yeah, because you look like a fucking square.” She thought about it for a second and then said, “I take that as a compliment. It means that I don’t look like a druggie.” Yeah, whatever. “Druggie”.
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Is Parenthood Challenging? – Zap Cristal
The triumphant return of the…what’s this called? Oh, Reset n’ (sic) Zap Podcast!
That was a scary six weeks. I thought that it was gone forever.
She’s going to talk about parenthood. Mother of the Year over here who makes her 12 year old son take “sexy” videos of her for Youtube. The woman who marries every black woman who pays her the tiniest bit of attention. That kid wakes up every day and says, “Who’s my black father today, Mom?”
They’re mixing it up. New format. They have a guest. It’s VG Mobster. You might remember him from this CREEPY AS FUCK video:
They also changed the lighting and the camera angle. Gone are the painful shots of Zap’s fat cunt. And they have blue lighting to further dull the pain of looking at Zap.
Oh wait. This woman is “too hot to be an influencer”. I must be mistaken to think that she’s anything other than a smokeshow (shoutout to Kris Glavin).
0:45 – VGMobster literally tips his fedora.
1:30 – Zap says, “We’re all from the East Coast.”
Umm…Puerto Rico is part of “the East Coast”? What is she talking about? I thought that Erin was stretching the definition of “The East Coast” by claiming that Pennsylvania is on the “The East Coast”. She used to say it constantly. But Puerto Rico? No chance. I’m firmly rejecting the inclusion of Puerto Rico as part of “The East Coast.”
Mr Wright Way II suggests that New York and New Jersey are “representing.” So Zap must claim to be from one of those states.
2:15 – VGMobster tips his fedora for literally at least the third time. We get it. You’re a fat fucking nerd. You don’t have to keep doing this.
I went to a “trendy” vegan restaurant with a girlfriend. Believe me, this was not my idea. She’s a vegetarian. And there was some faggot with some woman twice his age and he was wearing a fedora. In the restaurant. While eating. It was an Asian restaurant and I’m pretty sure that he was using chopsticks.
Why go through life like this? What are you getting out of it? Some old MILF pussy? You can get the MILF pussy and NOT be a giant awkward nerd. Surely, you’d get MORE MILF pussy if you weren’t a giant fucking nerd. I don’t get it.
2:45 – She’s laying down her plans for today’s podcast. They’re going to talk about parenting and then they’re going to talk about which fictional world they would want to live in.
Gee, there’s a topic that hasn’t been done a billion times before.
3:45 – Zap says that they’re all parents. Is that right? Does Mr Wright Way II have children of his own or is she talking about her own child that Mr Wright Way II is “raising” at the moment? Does he have children that we don’t know about and he isn’t involved with, perhaps back in…where ever he’s from. Maryland or something.
If they’re talking about Zap’s unfortuante son, I don’t think that Mr Wright Way II should start waxing idiotic about the joys of fatherhood. The kid barely knows Mr Wright Way II. He’s been around for like a year.
Here’s what I’d do if I was Mr Wright Way II. I’d go to Zap Jr and and say, “Look, I know it’s weird that I moved in right after Mr Wright Way left. You don’t have to call me ‘Dad’ or anything stupid like that. You can just call me Mr Wright Way II. I’ll be courteous to you and I just ask that you be courteous to me.”
Done. It’s the same philosophy that I have for, whatever, people who work at the train station or the grocery store or whatever. I certainly wouldn’t walk in and say, “Hey, here’s my 15 point plan on how we’re going to raise you.. No, just let him do his thing. That poor kid has been through enough without Dad #5 trying to lay the law down.
4:00 – “How does it feel to be a parent in 2024?”
That’s Zap’s first question. She comes up with the absolute WORST, LAMEST, MOST BORING questions on earth.
“What are the challenges you face when it comes to parenthood.”
That’s remarkably close to her question in the Q&A video, “What are the challenges you face within your niche?”
Why is she so interested in challenges?
4:15 – It just dawned on me. Can you believe that this fat fedora guy has children? You see stuff like this and you think, “What excuse does anyone else have?”
People talk about how hard it is to get a girlfriend. It’s not. These people are talking about hot chicks. It’s tough to get a hot chick as a girlfriend, I’ll concede that. But how many fat, single mothers are out there? Loads. If you drop your standards, you’ll find somebody.
Fedora Fag says that his children make him a better person and “force me to grow.” Why don’t they force you to take that fucking hat off? You’re bald. I get it. But…can you at least wear a baseball cap? You’re not fooling anyone with the fucking fedora. This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a “Don’t look at my bald scalp” statement.
The loud music still plays over all of this. It’s annoying as fuck. “WAA WAA WAA! WAA WAA WAA”. This isn’t what I want to hear.
11:45 – Zap says that she had her son when she was 18. Oh, she has more than one son, apparently. He’s 15. Wait a minute. 18 plus 15…33…no chance. This woman looks this rough at 33?
And how many times has she been married already? Like five husbands at 33.
16:30 – Mr Wright Way II says that he’s been a step father to “a lot of children.”
Maybe get your shit together and stop going from one relationship to another, fucking up people’s lives as you go.
17:00 – Mr Wright Way II says that his father is Nigerian and wasn’t around when he was a kid. You don’t say. An absent black father? Give me a moment to compose myself.
And then you have Mr Wright Way II continuing this by going from woman to woman to woman. And dumbass Zap Cristal is thinking, “But he’s going to stay with me!”
18:30 – What a bombshell. Mr Wright Way II says that Zap Cristal is pregnant. Fucking unbelievable. SHE BARELY KNOWS THIS GUY! It’s just a random black dude who paid her a bit of attention. He’ll be gone before the child is born.
19:00 – Zap calls her unborn child her “rainbow kid.” What? It has something to do with her having a miscarriage previously. What…how…where does the “rainbow” come from?
I thought that she was making some racist comment about the child being mixed race.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_baby
A rainbow baby is a term for a child born to a family that has previously lost one or more children due to stillbirth, miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, termination for medical reasons, or death during infancy.[1] These subsequent pregnancies can bring “strong feelings of anxiety, guilt, and even fear” but also “immense joy, reflection, healing, and mixed emotions”. The term “rainbow” is symbolic of the hope brought by the child after the emotional storm of the previous loss.
Oh. Please let’s nobody ever use that term.
21:00 – “What is our current challenge?”
GETTING A JOB! I don’t think that either of them work.
I’m turning this off. I can’t take this “WAA WAA WAA! WAA WAA WAA” any more.
Erin Moran apparently made comments that Scott Baio has a small penis. And I was reading comments on Youtube about this and somebody said something like, “If I was Scott Baio, I’d say, ‘At least I’m alive.’” Erin Moran died a few years ago. But I found it hillarious. Not her death, but this bizarre comment.
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Kari: The Female JOHN RIGGS
I got recommended a new gamer girl by the Youtube algorithm. They’re dead on with this one. It’s a 21 year old Australian woman who was shown one of John Riggs’ videos and said, “Well, hell, I can do that.”
I tried to watch the above video. It’s only eight minutes but I literally fell asleep. One minute she’s talking about going through a bunch of Sega games to try to find the right shaped motherboard (or something) and then next minute, I’m out like a light.
She plays the games on a pink Disney princess tv from 2005. So before she was born. I’m pretty sure that Erin said that she wants this tv. Erin wants a lot of things that she never ends up getting. What she should want is a job.
How come you never see any guys who are really into the colour blue, like so many women are really into pink? “Oh, look at how girly I am. I really like pink.” You never see a guy saying, “Oh, look how masculine I am. I really like blue.” Why not? Guys like colours. Hues aren’t strictly the domain of women.
Anyway, the comments are FULL of horny dudes. And in her icon for her channel, I think that she’s wearing a Hooters tank top.
https://www.youtube.com/@karilawler/videos
Is she a hot chick? No. She’s the usual 5/10 that we see so often with these retro gaming channels. But a 5/10 is automatically a hot chick in this community that’s full of desperate, horny retards.
And she’s a 5/10 as a 21 year old. It’s only going down from here.
She has really weird pronunciations for everything. I know that she’s Australian but this can’t be normal.
She’s only been doing this for a month and she already gets…I don’t know…she has one video that has 250,000 views but the rest are an average of about 40,000 views. That’s about what Erin gets on a typical video and Erin has been cranking this dull as fuck “content” out for…I don’t even know…has it been eight years? Seven years.
Why would this 21 year old woman be so interested in stuff from the 1980s? Four of her five videos are about 1980s console and PC shit.
It would be like me, who’s in my 40s, being interested in…I don’t know…Dansette record players. Or banana seat bikes. “Let me show you how to get this old Schwinn up and running again.” Then at the end of the video, I’m tooling around on this bicycle, streamers on the handlebars, a baseball card in the spokes, and Bike by Pink Floyd is playing.
And everyone watching my videos would be people in their 60s and 70s. “Hey, this young man really has his pulse on what people are into. Keep up the good work, you groovy cat.”
People would think I’m insane. Why is this guy interested in children’s toys from 20 years before he was born?
Is there somebody putting this woman up to this? Or is this just her idiotic idea? She heard that you could milk horny retards in their 40s by pretending to be interested in shit from the 1980s without even taking your clothes off. You just have to pretend to be interested in ancient video games and show a little cleavage.
I don’t think that it’s lucrative. Show me the people making money from this. People complain about fake women gamers stealing attention (and thereby money) from men who are actually interested in video games. Where are they? Where are these women who are getting wealthy from this shit?
Horny retards tend not to have money. And the market is completely saturated. This is a segment of the population completely overexposed to desperate, average-looking women, trying to titilate them. These women are getting pennies for this shit. It’s not worth doing.
How could this woman just appear overnight like this? She has a website, Youtube, TikTok, Twitter, Instagram. And looking at some of these pictures, I was being kind with my 5/10 assessment. But she has loads of horny retards responding to every banal self-promotional thing that she posts.
“Hey guys! Remember dot matrix printers?”
Yeah. Do you? No. So what are you doing? Am I supposed to be jacking off to a dot matrix printer just because a 3/10 Australian woman is sitting next to it?
Why is she on Youtube anyway? If this was geniune, she’d be on TikTok. She only has one video on TikTok. Are the young people going to Youtube? But she knows that this is where the old, horny retards are.
Anyway, she’s ripping off John Riggs’ “can I fix it” idea. Doesn’t he even call it “Can I Fix It”? No, Open Cart Surgery. Well, maybe she’ll start “reviewing” bicycles that she gets for free in return for a video. She gets two to three times as many views as John Riggs does.
Maybe she can start going to nerd conventions and creeping on all the dudes. And eating stuff. I want to see her eating a lot. I think it could work.
Just have her go to a nerd convention and aggressively creep on the dudes there. You’d see their awkward reactions. But maybe some of them would take her up on her offer. Put those videos on OnlyFans.
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Why you need to buy a Playstation 2 before its too late – Lydgendary
0:00 – “Pretty much, everyone who’s probably watching this video had a Playstation 2.”
I did, Lydia. It’s like you’ve known me all my life.
In fact, did I have two? No, I’m thinking of Dreamcast. I had an American Dreamcast and then when I moved to the UK, I got a UK Dreamcast. I just wanted to play Fire Pro Wrestling D. But then I got a Playstation 2 to play Fire Pro Wrestling Returns.
It’s in pieces somewhere. I had to take it apart to get the boot cd to work. What a pain in the ass. You have to lift the cover off to swap the boot cd (which is required to play imports) with the game CD. There was apparently a flip cover case that you could have bought to make this more elegant but I didn’t want to pay for that. There was also some kind of sliding tool that you insert into the part where you insert the CD but it apparently risks damaging the console. So I just screwed the cover.
That thing also came with a bunch of games. I still have them but I don’t think that I’ve played them even once. It came with like 10 games. By the time I bought it, the PS2 was passe. I’m pretty sure that they were already on the PS3 at least. But it couldn’t have been that obsolete because I was playing Fire Pro Wrestling Returns on it. This obviously pre-dates Fire Pro Wrestling World for the PC.
Anyway, tell me more, Lydia. Why should I purchase a PS2? Another one, in my case.
She says that the games are cheap. That’s why you should buy them.
Well, they’re probably all free on the internet. I haven’t looked.
From what I can tell from a quick search on 1337, the games are like three gigs each. And I’m only seeing the most popular ones. And there aren’t many seeds.
Surely, somebody has compiled a complete collection and is torrenting it. I know it would be massive but people do this, right? There’s a full set for all of the old school consoles, certainly. MAME has full romset torrents. Yeah, it’s only 37 gigs for every MAME rom. Obviously, the PS2 full rom set would be many times more than that.
For a long time, I wanted to get a PSP because I heard you could put a bunch of emulators and shit on it. I never did it, though. Probably for the best. I don’t think that I would have played it. I can play all of this shit on my computer and I don’t do it. I’m going to embarrass myself by playing this old fucking handheld on the train? “Hey, ladies. You like middle aged men who play video games? Form an orderly queue.”
6:30 – She’s showing games that she likes. Just thought I’d give an update. She also went over slim versus normal versions of the console. I had the normal version. I still have it somewhere, I guess.
Aw. I’m looking up Fire Pro games on Ebay. I have loads of them. They’re not worth anything. In fact, they’re worth LESS than what I paid for them years ago. Twenty years ago, Fire Pro Wrestling D was like fifty bucks straight from Japan. Now it’s $10. There goes my retirement plan.
Even obscure stuff like Six Man Scramble is $15. Who the fuck is buying Saturn games? Well, maybe that’s why it’s so cheap.
14:45 – She’s talking about Destroy All Humans. Or something. And she says that you play as an alien and you can probe people. I’m really getting some ideas here.
The video ends with two and a half minutes of a black screen. Editing mistake, I guess.
But anyway, she wants to buy a PS2 because there are some good games on it. Well, okay. Whatever.
It reminds me of a video I saw recently with the bizarre title of “How the PS3 Can Save Gaming”. Or something like that. So I’m watching the video and it’s just this Australian guy saying, “Well, the game are still pretty good, right?”
What? That’s it? I thought that there was going to be some deep answer to this like the controller is something special or you can emulate a bunch of shit on it or something. No. Just he thinks that the games are pretty good. Bullshit clickbait title. People don’t like to get duped. They’re not going to subscribe to the channel after you wasted their fucking time with these misleading titles.
A proper title would have been “Hey, I think that the PS3 has some games that are still pretty good.” Okay, cool. You do you. I don’t give a shit.
For the life of me, I can’t understand what adult is buying a console any more. I know that there are still a small number of games that are console-exclusive. Every Nintendo property, for example. But who gives a shit? I don’t need to play the latest Mario game.
It never made sense to me. The sheer volume of games available for the PC has always greatly outnumbered the games on any console. I can play any PC game ever released on my computer right now going back, whatever, 50 years. You might have to play through some shit like MoSlo or a virtual computer but it’s not that complicated. You’re not playing an NES game on whatever the fuck the current Nintendo console is. Not for free, certainly. And you’re certainly not playing games from other systems.
And the games are so much deeper on PC. There’s so much more you can do with a mouse and keyboard as opposed to a fucking controller. The entire strategy game genre is effectively PC-exclusive. Whatever they have on consoles is watered down bullshit for mental defectives.
I was playing some Romance of the Three Kingdoms game. It was for Playstation or Playstation 2. And I’m thinking, “This game would have some potential if it was on PC.” But on console, it’s dogshit.
All of those Koei games for the NES. They’re cool but they would be so much better on PC. They could expand so much on it.
There are loads of genres that were and to a large extent still are PC-exclusive. Proper RPGs (like Ultima or Wizardry), 3-d adventure games like King’s Quest or Monkey Island, stat-based games like Football Manager or there’s a bunch of wrestling games like that. And it’s all easily available, for free, on the internet and you can play it on the native platform that it was designed for.
I don’t even like “football” or “soccer” if you prefer but I played loads of Football Manager. It’s a thinking man’s game. Well, an autist man’s game. It’s just a bunch of numbers.
Never in a million years would I play any console football game. You know, where there’s little guys in their little shorts chasing after the little ball.
I fucking hate “football”. I know that it’s part of American culture to hate “football” and think that it’s gay and whatnot. But it is. It’s gay and whatnot. I call out a lot of American misconceptions and try to take a more worldly view but they’re dead on with this one. Gayest fucking sport ever conceived. How is this boring as fuck sport possibly the most popular game in the world? How do people get so invested in it? How do riots start as a result of this? What’s the bone of contention. “My team has shorter shorts than your team has?”
And before every game, the players come out holding hands with a little boy or girl. I’m not making this up. What the fuck is this? Imagine you’re watching the Super Bowl and these big roided-up players take to the field each holding hands with a little boy or girl. There would be a Congressional investigation. Whose idea was this?
I’m not saying that anyone is getting molested but it’s just completely bizarre. Why are the players even agreeing to do it? Aren’t they embarrassed?
And I remember in like the third grade, there was a picture in my…I don’t know what class it could have been but there was something about soccer in one of my textbooks. This was during one of the many periods in American history where people were saying, “Soccer is going to be the next big thing in America” and then it fails miserably when Americans actually watch that fucking piece of shit game. But the picture was a bunch of dudes standing in front of a soccer net with both of their hands on their genitals. They were like protecting themselves. Or…something else. This is apparently something that goes on. Dudes playing with themselves on the field.
Let me see if I can find this picture. Or something similar. This must happen. Why would I have such a vivid memory of this picture? Why would it be in a children’s textbook?
Yeah. “Free kick wall” is your search term. You’re telling me that that’s not gay? I mean, all sports are obviously homoerotic. It’s a bunch of young muscular men in little outfits trying to dominate each other physically.
But “football” really takes the homosexual bullshit to the next level. Anyone who wants to watch that…I mean….I’m a modern guy. I’m not here to judge. But just come out of the closet and admit what this is and what you are.
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Erin Plays and Mike Matei stream Lords of Exile! A Castlevania-inspired game
0:00 – “Here I am with…Mmmmmike?”
She wasn’t as confused by Mike as she usually is but she still seems to never remember this guy’s name. Or like she’s choking on bile just thinking about saying his name. This is the love of your life, Erin. Come on. You moved across the country to be with him. Chasing that sweet Youtube dream. How’s that working out for you?
1:00 – After talking about what a big Castlevania fan she is, she doesn’t know which Castlevania begins with the horse carriage running. I mean, she got it right but by pure chance. Mike thinks that she got it wrong and she just went along with him because she doesn’t have a fucking clue. She doesn’t play these games. She played them once, on stream for money, and then never again.
3:15 – Erin says that she has her stream set to 18+ “Because I curse a lot and I don’t want to offend anybody.”
I find the term “curse” for “profanity” annoying. “Cuss” is no good either. Seems like a hillbilly term. I just say “use profanity” but maybe that’s pretentious.
4:45 – Mike is talking about a game that he’s been playing off-stream. He says, “I do play games off-stream too.” Erin is totally silent because she doesn’t.
“That looks like butter. Like sticks of butter.”
Oh, that’s fucking hysterical, Erin. Give us some more “X looks like Y” “comedy”. Because to me, it looked like gold. But Erin is saying butter. Isn’t that a scream?
5:15 – You have to climb fences like in Super Mario World. Mike points out that it’s like Super Mario World. Erin immediately agrees and says that every time she sees a “gate” like this she thinks of Super Mario World because it’s the first game she ever played. She then refers to this fence as a “gate” about five more times and Mike says nothing because he knows that she’s a complete and total fraud.
5:45 – Erin gets annoyed because Mike, off-stream, questioned her gameplay abilities. And Erin, I think totally seriously, says, “Who do you think I am? I’m Erin Plays.” Then she immediately died.
She must know that she’s terrible at video games and has no experience with them. How can she not? Is she so delusional that even she believes her lies now?
She’s continually sliding in this game for reasons that only she knows.
8:45 – Erin says, “I’m stuck in my retro bubble.”
Uh huh. You’re a real gamer, Erin. We’re all jerking off over here.
9:45 – Erin is talking about the Care Bears glasses that you got from Pizza Hut. You know, from before she was born. She’s a big fan of media that pre-dates her birth.
These were released in 1984. Erin aka Cykill1986 was allegedly born in 1987.
I had a little Care Bear figuring as a kid. I got it as a Christmas gift. I was insulted. But it was kind of cool. It found its way into the rotation. He became an honourary GI Joe. Similar scale.
10:30 – Erin keeps dying on LEVEL 1 because she sucks cock. So Mike takes the controller from her.
12:30 – Then there’s a huge edit for reasons that I can’t explain. Let’s look this up. What are they hiding?
A horntard complains that one of the ads he saw on Erin’s stream was for diapers. Erin makes a joke about people watching the stream being too lazy to use the bathroom. Well, she might be on to something. I’d wager that a fair number of these mentally-challenged viewers wear diapers.
Then Mike gives the controller to Erin. This is all cut out, by the way. I don’t know why. He’s at some boss.
Erin jokes about a character looking like he’s defecating. Okay. Why was any of this cut out? These are recognisable jokes coming from Erin for a change. They’re not funny and they’re all about stool but at least it’s not “X looks like Y”. Why is she cutting out the parts where she seems to be almost human?
Oh wait, no. All of that was in there. The only part that was removed was Mike making a joke that due to the thunderstorm outside, they might lose power and the stream would end. Why would that be removed? I guess for the benefit of the retards who think that this is being streamed live on Youtube.
22:30 – After Erin barely beats the level 1 boss, Mike says, “I think that’s a crazy boss to have as boss 1”.
No. Erin just sucks dick. You can say it.
And Erin didn’t even understand why he said that.
23:00 – A horntard asks, “What’s your favourite old dead theme park?” Erin’s answer: Epcot Center.
Well, Wikipedia does describe it as a “theme park”, I guess. But I think that they were looking for an independent theme park. Not something within fucking Disney World.
23:45 – Erin immediately moves on but Mike is still thinking about the question, trying to give a proper answer. He says, “I can think of a million lost attractions, extinct attractions that are in Disney but I’m trying to think of just full theme parks.”
Well, that was the question. You want to field this one, Erin? Or was Epcot Center your final idiotic answer? And no elaboration, of course.
28:00 – Mike is complaining about the “…” that appears in video game dialogue. Erin says, “I know, I hate that too.”
Of course you do, Erin. You don’t have an original idea in that empty head of yours.
29:00 – Erin took a break because she has “allergies.” I think I’m done too.
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No More GarbageStabber!
I could swear that I wrote something for today. I had problems with the website yesterday. Maybe I didn’t write anything. Because I can’t think what it could have been.
So I’ll do a last minute GarbageStabber recap.
He left some death threats on my CinemassacreTruth subreddit yesterday using yet another new alt. They were deleted by automod. I reported them to Reddit and they banned the alt.
He tried to enter the site a bunch of times yesterday using a web-based proxy site and was blocked every time.
I wonder how difficult it actually is to get around the filters that I have. I don’t want to give anyone ideas but I’ve been banned from loads of places over the years and I I was able to get around it within minutes. These proxy sites are certainly one method that could be used. One of the easier methods.
Whatever I’m doing must be effective because he’s been unable to get on to the site in years now. I blocked his IP and I blocked VPNs and proxies. It must work.
It’s a shame that you have to go to these lengths over one psychopath hillbilly from Alabama but it has to be done. It means that I don’t get messages like this any more:
- “I’ll show you homoerotic harassment when I force you to suck my cock and take my cock in your ass against your will”
- “Look I wanna have sex with James Rolfe and I fucking can if I want to because I am fucking gay. If James won’t have sex with me I’ll just rape him. I’m that fucking gay god damn it. And if you have a problem with it I’ll punch you in the nose so hard you’ll be in pain for the rest of your life”
- “Guess what bitch you wanna stop getting death and rape threats then shut your fucking hate blog and hate sub down it’s that simple”
- “If I were Erin I’d want to murder skittles. Do t get me wrong I wanna murder him too but then again who doesn’t? You clearly don’t cause you’re a retarded faggot skittles follower.” (That was obviously directed to somebody who left a message)
- “Lmao if you thought disabling VPNs would prevent me from torturing you on this blog then you were sadly mistaken my friend. I ain’t EVER gonna stop fucking with you until this trash blog and that trash sub are gone.”
Pretty sure it worked, you hillbilly faggot. And you’re the one who’s been banned. Enjoy your private sub-reddit where you can talk to your alts in peace.
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Electric Scooter for Big & Tall People… Inmotion S1 – John Riggs
He’s back on this scam. He said that he was going to start a separate channel for these bicycle and scooter ads. That was at least six months ago. What happened with that?
These ads get no views. People are wise to this shit. There was a time when he was posting these ads every other day. Every other day, there was a new video about a scooter or bicycle that was given to him in exchange for making a video about it (i.e. an advertisement). People were, rightly, pissed off.
Then he started this bullshit of saying, “Hey, I’m just really into bicycles and scooters now.” Yeah. When people are sending you this shit for free in exchange for a Youtube video. He could not be geniune if his life depended on it. See, for example, his pandering to his delusional “trans” daughters.
For the first two minutes and 45 seconds, he puts the thing together.
2:45 – Then we see John Riggs at some local parking lot.
3:30 – He mentions his height. He mentions his height in just about every video. “Let me just clean these pins on this NES cart. I’m 6’5″ so it’s a little more challenging.”
WE GET IT! You’re tall. Who gives a shit?
Is he picking up chicks with this? Why else would he keep saying it? Who are these chicks that he’s picking up with this shit? I know that women like tall men but is that their only criteria? If it were, the tallest man in the world would be getting all of the bitches. And I’m pretty sure that he’s not. I’m pretty sure that that crippled Indian guy isn’t getting shit.
Robert Badlow was a bachelor too, wasn’t he? Yeah. I mean, he died at 22 but people got married younger back then. He died in 1940.
The previous world’s tallest man, John Rogan, also seems to have never married. And he was 38 when he died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Rogan
And yet, the most famous conjoined twins, Chang and Eng Bunker, DID get married. To two sisters. And they had 21 children. How fucking crazy is this? And they were white American women from the South. In 1840.
If conjoined twins from China could find wives in the US in the Antebellum South, what excuse does anybody else have?
But it begs the question, if women are into conjoined twins, why not freakishly tall men? Which abnormalities are appealing to women and why? Is the world’s fattest man getting any loving? My instincts say no but I would have thought the same thing about conjoined twins. Let me look this up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch#Early_and_personal_life
The world’s fattest man ever was married. Somebody saw that 1,400 pound man and said, “I could go for some of that.”
But anyway, my point is that tall men aren’t particularly favoured. Not past a certain height, anyway. That’s why the tallest men in the world are all single. What’s the cut off? I’m saying that anything over 6’2″ is a liability. And the further up you go, the more the disadvantage.
So I think that John Riggs is totally misguided to constantly focus on his height. If anything, he should switch to start talking about how fat he is. Women seem to be more into freakishly fat guys than they are freakishly tall guys.
Back to conjoined twins, of course they aren’t universally beloved by the ladies. I used to always see conjoined twins on Donahue and the like…who were they? I’m pretty sure that they died a few years ago.
Ronnie and Donnie Galyon. That’s it. Died in 2020. Wow, at 68. Oldest conjoined twins. But I remember an audience member in the Donahue show asking if they dated and they said, “None of your business.” It was some black woman. Maybe she was coming on to them.
There are also those twins that are joined at the head. It was two fairly young women but this was years ago. They’re probably in their 30s now. They’d finish each other’s sentences. Really annoying.
Abby and Brittany Hensel. One of them got married in 2021. It all goes to what I’m saying.
Anyway, back to the world’s biggest shill: JOHN RIGGS.
3:45 – Link in the description below. “You actually save cash when you use my link.”
I won’t be doing that. And I can use anyone’s link.
6:15 – “I’m a big dude, almost 300 pounds.”
Yeah, more of this, less of the boasting about your height. You’ve only got 1,100 pounds to go before you can start challenging Jon Brower Minnoch for his title and the accompanying bitches.
I bet the world’s fattest twins got all kinds of pussy too. You know, the guys on the motorcycles. The McGuire Twins.
Oh my god was I right.
Lynda Carter? You just know that they were double teaming her shortly after this picture was taken.
And yeah, they were also both married.
Only 700 pounds. John Riggs is halfway there. I refuse to believe that he’s anything less than 350 pounds. He just has to find a twin.
6:45 – John Riggs comments about how you shouldn’t ride your bicycle or scooter on the grass, but then does so. He says this in every fucking video. And then he says that he donates $5 to the park whenever he goes just because he rides on the grass so often.
First of all, who cares? If you want to ride on the grass, ride on the grass. The Grass Gestapo aren’t going to swoop down.
But secondly, it’s so pretentious how he says that he donates money to the park. And then he uses this to try to justify his grass-riding transgressions. The rules are in place for everyone, John Riggs. You can’t buy your way out five bucks at a time. Either stay off the grass and be Mr Good Citizen, or be a rebel who plays by his own rules and fuck the donations. You can’t have it both ways.
7:45 – Then he finishes the video by thanking the company for sending this thing. Total shill. I’m pretty sure that Youtube requires you to somehow label your videos as ads when they’re ads, as this one is.
You can save $50 if you use his promo code. The thing costs $800. And when you go to their website, it’s marked down from $800 to $750. I’ll bet anything that if you use John Rigg’s promo code, you will not get an additional $50 off. This is just the normal $50 off that they give. It’s not an actual discount.
When I try to click off the site, a popup says, “Save $50 on your first order.” This is just their marketing. They claim to “save” you $50. It’s a perpetual “sale.”
Pinned comment is from JOHN RIGGS. He wants you to buy this scooter because he gets money from it.
- “Trust me, I know this isn’t video game themed, but I freakin’ love this Electric Scooter.”
Somebody replies, “I don’t blame you. It’s hard to turn down testing out a new product when a manufacturer sends one to you and asks you to review it. I do appreciate how you try to keep it honest and maintain your integrity without throwing too many flowers.”
I’m pretty sure that that guy is being sarcastic.
Total piece of shit conman. I’m still waiting for my big return investment on that pair of dirty old sneakers that I invested in thanks to some scam that John Riggs was shilling for. I invested $10,000 in shares of some guy’s Reebok Pumps. Whatever happened to that money? I should have invested in that pair of LA Gears intead.
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PVC Bondage Guy is Overweight Plus Bonus Article about Newt’s Health Problems
I don’t think that I’m going to actually watch this but I am going to mention Newt’s desperate as fuck thumbnail.
This is supposed to be sexy?
And holy shit, look at this outfit that PVC Bondage Guy is wearing in the video. She looks like Bruce Vilanch in a garbage bag. How could she possibly think that this is attractive? She’s overweight. Okay? Can I say that? I’m trying to be tactful. I never mentioned it before because I thought it might be partially a result of any medication that she’s taking. But then I saw that video where she ate a five course meal from Domino’s. I think that might be a factor.
Exactly which wrestler’s physique is she going for here? Mike Shaw?
In other news, Newt was talking about his health problems. He had a few tweets about it. He made a video about it. I can’t watch that video. I wrote something about the tweets but I deleted the article before posting it because I thought that I went too far with my comments. Let’s see if it’s still saved.
Oh, it is. Let’s see if there’s anything that can salvage.
You know what? Fuck it. I’ve written a disclaimer. If you think that I went too far with my criticism of The Ideas Man, you may very well be right. But fuck that piece of shit. So here it is. The title of the article was, “Newt Wallen is Doped Up or Dying or Something”.
“Back in the E.R. worked 10am to 6pm. Raw dogged it then sped my ass here puking blood. So thats…..fun”
“Urologist is away. 4 nurses couldn’t get tube in due to a blockage. Bleeding pretty heavy. the nurse handed me a Shasta Soda and a straw. I asked if this was for my urethra. She didn’t find it amusing.”
“I know im not gonna die and yes they gave me meds. let me say. if I let any of you down. Hurt any of you. I am sorry. I started out wanting to write and be funny and make shit with friends. I fucked so much up. lost so many people I love. Just say I’m sorry”
Then whoever runs the Shasta Soda Twitter account wished Newt well. They obviously don’t know Newt. And Newt tagged Shasta in his fucking tweet where he’s talking about possibly dying.
So let’s just go over this. In tweets that I didn’t link to, because I couldn’t understand what order anything went in, Newt says that he met an “ex” for drinks. Said “ex” met up with a “trans girl” in her 20s while in the bar. Not sure what any of this means but knowing scumbag Newt, there’s some weird sexual bullshit involved in all of this.
Newt’s knee gave out on the way home. His “ex” couldn’t help because she was passed out. So he limped to her home…while apparently leaving her passed out in the street. I don’t know. I couldn’t figure any of it out.
But somehow, this resulted in Newt going to the hospital.
Newt makes a totally inappropriate “joke” to a nurse who doesn’t appreciate it AT ALL. Same as the “joke” he made to the doctor which received the same response.
This asshole doesn’t get it. Nobody wants to hear your stupid fucking sexual half-jokes. You’re in a hospital, you piece of shit. You’re talking to professionals. Not some crazy whore in your kitchen. Do you have any idea how to behave in civilised society?
Then he gives this bullshit deathbed apology asking forgiveness for anything that he’s done. LIKE WHAT? GIVE EXAMPLES. THERE ARE LOADS OF THEM.
He doesn’t think that he’s ever done anything wrong. That’s the problem. But he’s the biggest fucking asshole that I’ve ever known in my life. He has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.
You want to apologise for those deplorable videos where you talked endlessly about how much you enjoyed fucking your “friend” who just died? You want to apologise for exploiting and taking advantage of the mentally ill PVC Bondage Guy? You want to apologise for unleasing Horseface on us? Sucks 2 Suck? Your disgusting, worthless “movies” that never get released and are all just “tits and gore”?
So Newt replies in the comments, “Just realize that people I love. Or who would be here during this are dead. Or I’m dead to them. I’m 42. And that sobering shit hits hard in times like this. But I didn’t listen to them. Or my body. So all this. I did to myself.”
He’s still talking about Horseface. And that dead woman who he gleefully talked about how much he enjoyed fucking her ass. He’s disgusting. He’s shit. He’s subhuman. If he died today, I wouldn’t give the slightest of fucks.
Everything is about him. Fuck everybody else. Fuck the doctors, fuck the nurses, fuck Horseface, fuck PVC Bondage Guy, fuck that cancer-ridden dead chick with the sweet anus. It’s all about Newt. Why don’t people appreciate my zany self-obsessed ways? Why doesn’t everybody love me?
Because you’re an asshole, Newt. A total and complete asshole.
And when he gets called out for being an asshole, he just doubles down and becomes a bigger asshole. What can I do to get Horseface’s attention? I know. I’ll do every asshole thing on earth to get her to love me. Stalking her didn’t work. Fucking mentally ill women and putting the videos on the internet didn’t work. Consorting with prostitutes didn’t work. Talking about fucking a dead chick didn’t work. I feel like I’ve tried everything.
Have you tried not being an asshole?
He aggressively starts these shit projects because he thinks that he’s going to die soon. Yeah. Maybe you are. That’s precisely why you SHOULDN’T make them. Because they’re trash and you’re wasting your limited time on earth making them.
Three years ago, I said that he should get a job, he should move, he should forget about all of this bullshit with Horseface and Screenwave and plagiarism. How much better would his life be if he took that advice? How much more fulfilled would he be? If he fulfilled with the shit he’s doing now? There’s only one direction that this can go.
And look at this self-obssesed comment again. “Just realize that people I love. Or who would be here during this are dead. Or I’m dead to them.”
WHAT ABOUT PVC BONDAGE GUY? Fuck PVC Bondage Guy. He doesn’t give a shit about her. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone. It’s about him. He doesn’t even give a shit about Horseface. It’s all just about him. What can Horseface do for him? What does he want Horseface to do for him? And he’s only with PVC Bondage Guy to try to get back with Horseface.
He’s total trash. They should throw that guy out with the medical waste.
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Overwatch 2 – Neighbor Nerds – Cinemassacre
24 minutes. Can they make this at all watchable? Let’s see how many minutes I can get through.
I’ve never played Overwatch, by the way, but I know that it’s like Team Fotress 2, a game that I played extensively for many years.
0:00 – James says he never played this before. You don’t say. This is like watching an Erin Plays video.
0:45 – But first a word from our sponsor. Really awkwardly entered into the video. John was in the middle of explaining the game to Rainman. Whoever is editing this is doing a really poor job. Probably that faggot who banned me from the Cinemassacre sub-reddit. Eric or Josh or whatever his name is.
Well, they’re not advertising that VPN for a change. It’s some game called Turbo Kid. I’m looking it up and it doesn’t seem to have any connection with Screenwave. It was released today (yesterday) when I post this. It already has 16 reviews on Steam, all positive. That seems a little questionable. I don’t know.
1:45 – Now we’re back to the video. John says that he used to play a lot of first person shooter games. James has NO IDEA what he’s talking about. He just keeps saying “mm hmm”. James doesn’t even know what a “first shooter game” is. And then John gives the example of the “SOCOM” games. Or something. And James just “mm hmms”. I don’t even know what the fuck he’s talking about. But James is just pretending that he understands.
Again, this is exactly what Erin does. She has NO IDEA what anybody is talking about when the subject is video games (or really anything other than Britney Spears and colours) so just pretends to understand. Badly.
3:00 – They’re playing this on an X-Box of some description. Of course. Because James is too big of a retard to understand how PC games function.
Again, just like our friend Erin Plays who once commented that she never played a game “with mouse and keyboard” before.
4:00 – John asks what first person shooters Jimmy has played. Jimmy says, “I used to play Doom a lot.”
How contemporary. You mean that game that came out 30 years ago? God, it’s fucking embarrassing. He’s a total fraud. Just like Erin.
What other similarities are there? They both seem to be mentally challenged. They’re both personality blackholes. They’re both puppetted by Mike Matei. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re both getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
And James is responding to these questions like he got a fucking lobotomy.
4:30 – “Dumb question but are we playing against people?”
Oh my god. “Dumb” doesn’t even begin to describe how idiotic that question was. He doesn’t have a fucking clue what’s going on. He couldn’t even bother to do two minutes of research on the game before he started the video. He doesn’t even understand the concept of multiplayer first person shooter games. He’s never played one before.
What’s your favourite colour, Jimmy? Can you regale us with any stories about the time you saw Britney Spears on Mtv?
4:45 – “Is this like a headset kind of game?”
Oh my god. What is he even talking about? Do people even do that any more? It was never a big thing, as far as I’m aware.
6:00 – John keeps talking about how amazing the game is because all of the characters have the same skill. Like…in some games, if you play the game for a while, you unlock more abilities. Apparently. I’ve never seen this but according to John, this is a thing. I think that gave Call of Duty as an example.
I’ve never played Call of Duty but I’ve played a fair number of multiplayer shooter games for the PC and none of them give you more abilities the more you play the game. So I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about but this thing where you don’t get new abilities is not at all unusual, in my experience.
7:00 – James is playing now. It’s the worst Overwatch gameplay ever recorded.
8:00 – “This is bringing me back to, like, Goldeneye.”
Another timely reference, Jimmy. That game was released 25 years ago.
8:15 – John is complaining about kids who call him a “try hard” in the game.
It’s true. It’s basically the reason why I quit Team Fortress 2. It got too stupid. You would constantly get assholes being “friendly”. Refusing to play the game, effectively. It’s just “trolling”. And bad, lazy trolling.
I trolled too but my way of trolling was to kick everybody’s ass. I always played the soldier class and a map called 2fort, which is a map that “noobs” enjoy. I’d camp out on that respawn that leads directly on to the sniper deck and just kill people as they come out. I got really good at it. I was almost always first place on the server. I’d kill a few guys, when my health got low, I’d run to the sewers, get the health, and then rocket jump out of the water and back on to the sniper deck. Rinse and repeat for every single game for like 15 years.
And I bound a key to a taunt. It was some stupid term that the nerdy kids used to use. And every time I got a kill, I’d press that key and the taunt would show up in the chat. People got so fucking pissed off. It was hilarious.
It was a good use of my time. And I got really good at doing this one thing on this one map using this one class.
People would inevitably start “camping” at that respawn place. They’d put a sentry there. And if you know the map, you know that there’s absolutely no reason to put a sentry in that spot or to camp there other than to kill me, because I always went there. So then I’d taunt them by saying, “I’ve effectively taken you out of the game”. And I’d change tactics by “camping” the other respawn by rocket jumping up from that grate area near the entrace.
Delightful nerd rage memories.
8:45 – James says, “I don’t usually do online games at all.”
It’s fucking…why even release this video? It’s like Screenwave is trying to intentionally sabatage James. There are numerous examples of this over the years.
I’m turning this off now. I made it to 11 minutes. It’s just boring and I think that somebody stole James’ brain.
Oh, there’s allegedly a funny bonus at the end. Let’s check it out…
17:00 – Jimmy is complaining about how you have to put different passwords in to play different games. Ummm…you do? I have Steam, Jimmy. That’s all I use. I’m an adult in 2024. I have no idea what my Steam password is. I have it written down somewhere but it just saves. Steam loads automatically when I start my computer. You can save the password. It’s been like this for decades at least.
So anyway, the “bonus” content at the end of this video is just James was bored with this actual game so he gave John some stupid Flash-type game about passwords. Fuck off.
19:45 – Now they’re playing Wordle for some reason. James says that he’s only done it once. I would have loved to have seen that. Watch this fucking retard’s brain implode.
Anyway, total waste of time. Jimmy just got bored of the game so decided to shoehorn this completely unrelated bullshit into it. This wasn’t “fun”. It was stupid. James Rolfe is a stupid man.
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Fucking Crystal Quin Went to Fucking WrestleMania, Fuck Yeah, Fuckers!
God, is she fucking unbearable. And what an equine face.
Professional Wrestling in 2024. Horseface is all about it. As a woman knocking on 40.
Women in the nerd-o-sphere of the internet pretend to be interested in this sort of shit to pull in horntards. That’s it. That’s the only reason. The same women pretend to be interested in video games, Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, whatever. Actually, I’ve yet to find any women feigning interest in Battlestar Galactica. Too niche, I suppose.
But when did wrestling become something that nerds were interested in? I’m thinking maybe in the 2000s. Probably around the time that women’s wrestling started to be treated as something other than softcore porn. The indies were getting popular. With the advent of the internet, Japanese stuff was becoming popular. So you would get a nerd fanbase who would say, “I only like the obscure stuff.” When asked who their favourite wrestler is, they’d say Ray Gunkel. “But there’s very little footage of him.” Doesn’t matter. He’s the best.
And when the nerds came, the women on the internet who prey on nerds followed. “Hey, I’m just like you. I like the same nerd shit that you like. Subscribe to my OnlyFans.”
You don’t have to be a genius to figure this shit out. It’s exactly what’s happening.
So we’ve got Horseface screaming profanities like an idiot so that she can show her horny nerd followers that she’s just like them. Kris Glavin is changing his underpants.
There are some pictures. I commend Horseface for wearing an entire top for a change.
Here she’s trying to sing along to some wrestler’s entrance music but she doesn’t know the words. Not sure why she uploaded this one. I suppose that nobody cares.
Here’s Horseface just being obnoxious.
“I’m just here to make sound effects like wooooah oooooh ahhhh nooooo yeaaaaaa”
That seems to be about what she’s doing, yes. It’s annoying. People are paying to be there. They don’t want to hear your stupid shit.
Here’s a video of Horseface saying “fuck” a bunch of times. She’s really invested in this Cody Rhodes storyline. This 40 year old woman is invested in a professional wrestling storyline.
I watched this shit as a kid. As an adult? Fuck no.
Not many women were watching this shit in the 1980s and 1990s. Nobody who I knew, certainly. Some friends’ fathers might have watched this shit but never the mothers. Most of the boys in my 6th grade class watched this shit but not a single girl.
Here’s Horseface saying “fuck” five times in a 17 second video. She’s really pumped about this play fighting that most people outgrow around the time that they find out that Santa Claus isn’t real. She also refers to herself as a “Philly girl”. Maybe she meant “Filly girl”.
Fuck you. Fuck your bad acting. Fuck your horse face.
Here’s Horseface screaming “Fuck you” twice in four seconds. She’s just so angry at this wrestler that she doesn’t like.
Nobody can hear her other than the unfortunate people sitting around her. And they know that it’s 100% fake. She’s always filming herself when she does this and the acting is TERRIBLE. She doesn’t even know any of these wrestlers. She’s not watching this shit. Why would she?
And aren’t there children at this thing? She’s screaming “fuck” constantly.
Here she is with one of the horntards who apparently held up some stupid sign with her name at a previous wrestling show. That’s what this is all about. She wants to get pennies from horny retards.
She just outed her own mother as a retard. Hey, Mrs Horseface, it’s a work. This is all make believe.
“Be nice to everyone. You never know what they are going through.”
And the very next day she say screaming “fuck you” at half the roster at WrestleMania. Not that Logan Paul cares or heard her. But the people around her must have wanted to cave her fucking skull in. How much did they pay for tickets and they have to deal with this dumb bitch making fake “reaction” videos for horny retards on Twitter.
“Oh, be nice to me. I’m a nice person. You don’t know what I’m going through.”
You’re a dumb, horrible, sub-human bitch. That’s the reality. You only care about yourself. Go fuck yourself.
When I first started writing about Horseface, she left some comments about how people made fun of her in school and she’s really a cool person if you get to know her and shit like this.
Once she saw that I wasn’t buying any of that shit and I continued to challenge her narcissistic behaviour, she stopped posting.
She thought that just by coming here, I was going to fall in love and say, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Horseface. What was I thinking with all of that vitriol? You must be pretty cool if you like the blog!”
It’s like on Reddit, those fucking faggots hurled abuse at the fat guy whose name I can’t remember FOR YEARS. Oh, Justin Silverman. But then as soon as Justin posts there, they start kissing his 500 pound ass. It was disgusting.
If you feel the need to apologise or change your behaviour when the object of your ridicule calls you out, you shouldn’t have been saying those things in the first place. Saying, “Fatty, fat, fat, fat” for years and when the guy shows up and says, “Come on, that’s not cool” and you apologise like a bitch, it’s because you realise that you were wrong to make those stupid, childish, homosexual insults.
But that’s not the case with me. What I say about is Horseface is all true. She’s a horrible person. I’ll say that whether she reads it or not. I’ll say it straight to her horse face.
Childish insults? No. That’s why I never got into “slobs” and talking about how fat the Screenwave guys are. Okay. They’re fat. So what? I’m not gay. What do I care if they’re fat? Let’s talk about stuff that matters. The quality of their work is low.
No. The fags on Reddit just want to talk about their weight. That’s why they apologised when Justin went there. They knew that their comments were petty, needlessly insulting, and had no substance.
My comments all have substance. That’s why Newt and probably everyone who I write about don’t like the blog. Reality can be hurtful. I’m holding a mirror up to their ugly personalities. That’s more important than talking about appearance.
Sure, I call her Horseface. And that’s petty and childish, of course. But if she was a good person, I wouldn’t mention it. And her resemblance to a horse is the least important thing that I talk about.
Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Professional wrestling and homosexuality.