Van Helsing (2004) is Lame! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unje0RAeiPQ The triumphant return of Newt.  But also…eugh…Crystal Quin.  I’ll do my best. 0:45 – Newt is talking about his medical condition.   Newt: I woke up on Friday 13 and the left side of my face was completely paralysed. Crystal:… Read moreVan Helsing (2004) is Lame! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies

Yongary Monster from the Deep – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV49Zhey7B4 4:00 – Johanna starts talking about her boyfriend.  I refuse to say “fiance”.  And then she goes to get him so that he can retell some boring domestic story.  This is brutal. Then it turns out that he said… Read moreYongary Monster from the Deep – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

Hook is Horrible? – Talking About Tapes – Tony From Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzEUJo8Ha1Q I stopped watching these videos that have Newt or Crystal in them.  But I still read the comments.  Tony doesn’t seem to delete anything, which is good.  Or maybe there are just so many critical comments that he can’t… Read moreHook is Horrible? – Talking About Tapes – Tony From Hack the Movies

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is Cartoony – Tony from Hack The Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlBsZa5bAA This is a podcast with Kieran and some guy who apparently did those weird SEO Toy Review videos with Ryan from Screenwave.  Now he’s doing a weird podcast with Ryan from Screenwave called Pegwarmers.   I really hesitate to say… Read moreG.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is Cartoony – Tony from Hack The Movies

Godzilla Picks Ups from Astronomicon and Thanking Our Fans! – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne22B4CFl3s Another 10 minute episode.  These podcasts get very few views, so I can understand getting frustrated and losing interest.  But just stop making them if you don’t want to put the work in.  Don’t half ass it. And Tony… Read moreGodzilla Picks Ups from Astronomicon and Thanking Our Fans! – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster

Run Godzilla – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wR5ZUbfpWE They’re not even trying any more.  This is at least the third lazy episode in a row.  Twelve minutes and it’s about some shit that I’ve never heard of.  Let me look this up.  It’s probably a game. Yeah. … Read moreRun Godzilla – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

Godzilla Destruction and Listener Voicemails – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5o_oVDRPw 1:00 – Shout out to Tab aka Mad Cuts for his recent appearance on The Dick Show wherein he shouted out Tony from Hack the Movies. What is any of this?  Why are we supposed to know this?  Is… Read moreGodzilla Destruction and Listener Voicemails – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies

Josie and the Pussycats is a Great Satire! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ipTsHX6j0 This thing “premiered” at 1:00 am my time.  I was going to stay up but I couldn’t do it.  Plus, I figured it would be like a two hour video as usual.   So I fell asleep.  But I was… Read moreJosie and the Pussycats is a Great Satire! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies