As we all know, Jimmy Rolfe is one heck of a filmmaker. He planted seeds of a story throughout Rental Reviews. Just little teasers for the fans to try to decode. I’m going to try to unpack it. There are… Read moreUnravelling the Rental Reviews Lore (Part 1 of ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4ws8zYGUY I listened to a few minutes of this before I figured out what they were even talking about. It’s an anime. 3:45 – The first mention of the word “anime”. And it’s an indirect reference. Why didn’t they just… Read moreGodzilla Singular Point Episode 5 Review – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOM8XS0f_cY I think that I’m going to have to retire Talking About Tapes, or as it’s called now, Hack the Movies. Here’s a comment that I saw: – “Hate what this show has become” I agree entirely. Here’s another one:… Read moreCrystal Quin is UNWATCHABLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhKSnpsObE Okay, I wasn’t going to do a “review” on this but I’ve just been watching this for the past 15 minutes, for my own “enjoyment”, and this is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. First… Read moreSpace Jam is Stupid! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PmP9p83djk I’m really sick of these stupid clickbait titles that he’s been giving the videos of late. But whatever. Good news: It’s “only” an hour. Bad news: It’s YET ANOTHER stupid horror film from “the 2000s”. So bad that it’s… Read moreThirteen Ghosts is Crazy! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEhh7_5I-rA Two hours of this. TWO HOURS. How long is the movie? Let me check. Also two hours. So you can either watch the movie or a review of the movie. These things should be 30 minutes absolute maximum. Tony… Read moreBatman Forever is Fun! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCRAGZtC-A&t=1444s I was writing a review on this, I got about halfway through, and then I thought, “What’s the point?” So I erased it. It’s a gay man in a cape, a gimp, a ladyboy, and Tony from Hack the… Read moreVOIDGAZERS, Ep. 6: Talking About Cool As Ice! – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0rcbXaOTUs I was watching the latest Talking About Tapes, as above, and Newt’s “model” girlfriend is there. So I’m watching it, they’re reviewing some shitty horror movie for children, of course, and she’s doing a lot more talking than I’ve… Read moreSearching for Female Movie Reviewers on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcXAqhzMD4 I’m just going to dissect a portion of a transcript to illustrate exactly the areas that Johanna should work on if she wants to get better at this. It starts at 8:45. Tony and Johanna had a bet over… Read moreGodzilla VS Kong First Impressions – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kddzh39D0A 0:00 – Pam is sitting on the couch with her new life partner: her dog. There’s a lesson somewhere in this. You know how people talk about how hot Pam is? She isn’t but let’s go with it. She’s… Read morePick-ups! Valheim, Neofeud, AI: The Somnium Files and other March updates – Cannot be Tamed
