https://twitter.com/KrisGlavin Well, I’ve done the research. Not as often as you might think. April 25 – “Smokeshow stunningly beautiful young lady” April 24 – “Smokeshow stunningly beautiful young lady keep up the great work on fear freaks des” April 15… Read moreHow Often Does Kris Glavin Say “Smokeshow”?
God, is she fucking unbearable. And what an equine face. Professional Wrestling in 2024. Horseface is all about it. As a woman knocking on 40. Women in the nerd-o-sphere of the internet pretend to be interested in this sort of… Read moreFucking Crystal Quin Went to Fucking WrestleMania, Fuck Yeah, Fuckers!
He’s doing some kind of RiffTrax thing. I guess that he’s going to deliver the commentary over the movie. But you have to find the movie yourself and try to marry this up. I think that I found the movie… Read moreSWAMP ZOMBIES 2: Commentary track – Newt Wallen
“Thirsty Thursday”. I think that this means that we’re supposed to be jerking off to this. It is so far removed from anything stroke-worthy that I don’t even know what to say. She’s completely delusional. But you read the comments…I… Read moreCrystal Quin’s Pornographic Christmas
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1732168610347409786 Get your ding-a-lings ready for this one. This is super sexy. Crystal Quin, “First time riding a bull last night!” Whoa. I’m…this is hot. It’s in super slow-mo so you can see her in her usual half of a… Read moreA Horse Riding a Bull – Crystal Quin
Oh, we’ve got Horseface and Mint Salad doing a video about the Barbie movie. This is some real feminism. Is Horseface going to be the one getting pissed on this time? In case you don’t read every article, Mint Salad… Read moreMint Salad Saw Barbie (2023) (RECAP & REVIEW)
This has to be a joke at this point. Because just look at these comments: Horntard: 0:05 the lovely crystal Quinn Newt: yea she was my muse. Horntard: and I still talk to her to this very day Newt: k…. Read moreMore Craziness from Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen
So Newt posted a video all about Horseface. It’s some creepy bullshit that he apparently would play at the movie theatre that he managed. I can’t imagine why they shut down. Maybe because people don’t want to see this amateur,… Read moreNewt Wallen versus John Hinckley Jr
Why is that at 2,000 views already? That’s going viral by Newt’s standards. He usually gets about 200 views. Well, let’s find out. He says that he initially reviewed this movie with PVC Bondage Guy but they were both drunk… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Andy Milligans BLOOD (1973) – Newt Wallen
It’s that time of year again when the Horse-Faced Wraith of the Night terrorises the internet with her self-absorbed, boring as fuck content. You’ll crap your pants in tedium. Marvel at her unjustifiably high opinion of herself. Don’t bother looking… Read moreThe Horror of Crystal Quin’s Twitter
