You guys like Alf, right? Erin is all about Alf. She was born in 1986 or 1987. Alf was cancelled in 1990. Erin would have been three years old, according to her “official” birthdate. Alf was not shown in reruns,… Read moreALF stops by my stream – Erin Plays
Hello, desperation. Newt is going to show us some titties on Youtube. I guess. That’s clearly what’s being implied here. Newt…if I want to see breasts there are a billion porn sites out there. There are also women out there…. Read moreFilming Fallons Sucks2suck Shower scene – Newt Wallen
This is awkward as fuck. I made it to two minutes and then decided that I have to do an article on this. Beast in Black is a band whose lead singer is like a Finnish Tiny Tim. And according… Read moreBEAST IN BLACK & CINEMASSACRE Official Interview
I don’t know where any of these jobs slot in time-wise. I don’t even know what my first paying job was. A lot of these “jobs” were for one day so they’re not memorable. But I’m going to try to… Read moreVarious Shit Jobs that I had in England
What did she do there? I don’t know. This is the only insight we got. A single picture of Horseface and Johanna. And…eugh. I have to describe Horseface for the blind viewers out there. It’s…eww. She’s wearing skin tight PVC… Read moreCrystal Quin was at MagFest
0:00 – “It’s Melissa. She’s on camera.” I…think that this is somebody who Newt used to do videos with at some movie theatre. She would film the creep show videos with Newt and PVC Bondage Girl. She was also at… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Big Trouble in little China – Newt Wallen
It’s Tony from Hack the Movies with two random guys. I looked them up. It’s just…I don’t know. Friends of Tony, I guess. They both have Youtube channels but nobody is watching the videos. One of the guy’s latest video… Read moreScooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is WAY better than Velma – Tony from Hack the Movies
She played this game once, on stream, for money. Let me check the archives. Yeah. It was a two hour stream. So she played this game two hours in her entire life. She just commented on all of the cute… Read moreErin Plays and Mike Matei play Kickle Cubicle on NES
Now Newt released a “teaser” video on his channel. From the description: “I have joined my friend Fallon in production on this cool social media take on Vampires”. That’s not what she’ll have us believe. According to the IndieGoGo page,… Read moreMore Sucks2Suck information – Newt Wallen (allegedly)
Newt is promoting the IndieGoGo campaign for a movie that he says he co-wrote and will be co-directing along with the haggard old prostitute who he pays to hang out with him: Fallon. Okay. So let’s check it out. This… Read moreSucks 2 Suck IndieGoGo Campaign – Newt Wallen (allegedly)
