https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAW0RyDphg 0:00 – It starts with this woman smoking. Get used to this. She smokes and drinks for the entire 27 minute video. Where does Newt find these scumbags? The VD clinic? Can’t she put the fucking vape pen and… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: PEARL – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzm386EF8c 0:00 – “I don’t want to be a whiny bitch.” That ship has sailed, Newt. “You see nothing but negative of everything any more from thirty-something to forty-something year old white dudes on Youtube complaining about The Little Mermaid… Read moreCLERKS 3 Review – Newt Wallen
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1569814807108538368 In 94 I was in 5th grade. I read an article in the paper about a guy in a town 30 mins away who made a #movie and It blew my mind. And set me on the path. Anything… Read moreNewt Wallen is from New Jersey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgTn0oE9fbQ Four minutes. Let’s see what you’ve got, Ideas Man. 0:30 – “Winnie the Pooh has fallen into the public domain so you can do what you want with it.” This is what this whole thing is about. Somebody made… Read moreWinnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey (Trailer Reaction) – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFhlbXKdtc PVC Bondage girl is back in Newt’s kitchen. Is she just living there now? This was recorded on a different day from previous ones because she has different bondage gear on and she has her horrible makeup. 6:45 –… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: The Exorcist – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mENTaCH4qs It’s Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen and PVC Bondage Girl. They’re in Newt’s kitchen again. It must be a different day from the previous video, though, because PVC Bondage Girl has her full god awful makeup on. Who is… Read moreTMNT 2 on Edibles is WEIRD – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqJjcmPYOM Fifty-five glorious minutes of Metz, better known as PVC Bondage Girl, in Newt’s kitchen. What could be better than this? They’re going to talk about a tits and gore movie, I’ll bet. 0:00 – So PVC Bondage Girl starts… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: MANIAC (1980) – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8olhxkHZapg 2:45 – “Set in the 1700s about a Commanche tribe. I saw a lot of people who were upset because it’s a girl as the lead and they were just like, ‘Oh, it’s just because she’s a Mary Sue”… Read morePREY Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MIi1tS4zw 1:00 – “Amityville is a name that people know because of, you know, the real movies.” Newt has two “original” scripts based on these real movies. He knows what this is. He knows that this is just ripping off… Read moreAMITYVILLE IN SPACE Review – Newt Wallen
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552661461478039552 Newt says that Florida Man Saves Christmas will be released in October. Okay. Fine. I don’t care. But then some guy responds with, “If there are any gamergrrls out there, peekaboo I see you (clown emoji).” And he posts… Read moreNewt Wallen Denies Knowledge of the Existence of the GamerGrrls Blog
