https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MIi1tS4zw 1:00 – “Amityville is a name that people know because of, you know, the real movies.” Newt has two “original” scripts based on these real movies. He knows what this is. He knows that this is just ripping off… Read moreAMITYVILLE IN SPACE Review – Newt Wallen
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552661461478039552 Newt says that Florida Man Saves Christmas will be released in October. Okay. Fine. I don’t care. But then some guy responds with, “If there are any gamergrrls out there, peekaboo I see you (clown emoji).” And he posts… Read moreNewt Wallen Denies Knowledge of the Existence of the GamerGrrls Blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2GyiMHeL0g So I watched about two minutes of this already, just in my spare time. It’s Newt with some fucking too-cool-for-school, douchebag, dude bro in a backwards baseball cap, eyebrow piercing, and covered in tattoos. And Newt keeps looking to… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: GHOST HOUSE (1988) – Newt Wallen
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552373221453971456 “The @disneyplus @ILMVFX doc series is wonderful. Its all about #Moviemagic. Its all about the men and women who made those images and ideas come to life that are forever burned into my brain. And inspired me to want… Read moreCatching up with The Ideas Man – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM9dbqQ7Wyo I’ve already watched this. I think that there’s a cringey Horseface reference in here. I’m just keeping an ear open for it. So while this is playing, I’ll just talk about how hilarious it is that Newt calls himself… Read moreTHOR Love and Thunder Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOdwjoH8OI The triumphant return of PVC Bondage Girl aka Metz. She really could have toned down on the makeup. And put some clothes on. This is worse than anything that I’ve seen Horseface wear. She’s wearing a bra for fuck’s… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Cannibal Ferox (Make Them Die Slowly) – Newt Wallen and PVC Bondage Girl
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1546645360826892288 He’s up to 8,000 subscribers on Youtube. Good for you, Newt. You’re a real superstar. Can you maybe stop these subscriber enumerations, though? Nobody gives a shit. https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1546156581343076352 Oh my god. Then in the above link, which is older… Read moreTalking About Newt
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1543688005344436227 Horseface loves Mint Salad. And then a picture of the very unfortunate Mint Salad in a bikini. Her fat pimp/boyfriend took the picture, presumably. The picture is not flattering. This is not a woman who should be doing porn. … Read moreCrystal Quin Talking About "Hot" Chicks Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiPPytwaRH4 Newt is reviewing some more tits and gore bullshit that nobody cares about. 2:30 – “I worked with a lot of Youtubers and a lot of them I was friends with, I hadn’t given a shit or known about… Read moreFull Moon Features: PIRANHA WOMEN (Episode 1 Review) – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvBgs49KHsQ 13:15 – He’s talking about this movie. “It got a lot of press because they also released Amityville in Space. The title for that, people love the meme-ification movies. The Amazing Bulk and The Shark Exorcist.” Citation needed. Nobody… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: SHARKULA (part 2 of 2)
