Oh, this is…Tony from Hack the Movies doesn’t have shit on this. Newt has outdone himself. He has a fat chick with purple hair in a “sexy” dress. And when I say that she’s fat, I’m talking Justin Silverman levels… Read moreLets Make cookies and talk about Black Christmas – Newt Wallen

0:45 – He’s talking about some director that he likes. “He did the 1313 movies if you’re into all-male erotica. You know, I’m not but I’m also not opposed to it.” I…what? Let me look this up. He was talking… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Sorority Babes in a Slime Ball Bowl O Rama 2 – Newt Wallen

0:00 – “How are my little ho ho ho’s doing?” His audience is 99.5% men. And of that 99.5% figure, probably 25% of them are ladyboys. So…let’s just move on. 0:30 – “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? I don’t… Read moreViolent Night Review – Newt Wallen

Fifty-three fucking minutes of PVC Bondage Girl (who perhaps needs to lay off the Bavarian pretzels for a while) and Newt, in Newt’s car. They’re clearly in a relationship. Come on. Maybe PVC Bondage Girl’s Minnesota girlfriend can’t see it,… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Lost Highway – Newt Wallen

Newt is doing a “collab” with Dollar Tree Kevin Smith. He met this guy when his “life was falling apart” last year. You mean when you were fired for plagiarism? Is that it? Why doesn’t he just accept responsibility for… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: ThanksKilling – Newt Wallen

0:00 – What is he drinking? I’ll have to go frame by frame. Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Right? But it’s orange. Let me look this up. I think it’s the Hard Strawberry Lemonade. I never had one of these. I didn’t… Read moreDAWN OF THE DEAD 3D. A new dimension of the GREATEST zombie movie EVER – Newt Wallen

It’s Newt Wallen, PVC Bondage Girl, that smoking woman from a previous video, and a mystery man all in Newt’s car. At night. Can’t see anything. Is the dome light even on? I don’t know. I talk about that smoking… Read moreSMILE review – Newt Wallen