0:00 – “How are my little ho ho ho’s doing?” His audience is 99.5% men. And of that 99.5% figure, probably 25% of them are ladyboys. So…let’s just move on. 0:30 – “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? I don’t… Read moreViolent Night Review – Newt Wallen
Fifty-three fucking minutes of PVC Bondage Girl (who perhaps needs to lay off the Bavarian pretzels for a while) and Newt, in Newt’s car. They’re clearly in a relationship. Come on. Maybe PVC Bondage Girl’s Minnesota girlfriend can’t see it,… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Lost Highway – Newt Wallen
I’m not watching a 75 minute “review” of a tits and gore movie, Newt. It’s not fucking happening. I don’t care if PVC Bondage Girl is naked for the whole review. There’s no fucking way that I’m going to watch… Read moreThe Menu Review – Newt Wallen
Newt is doing a “collab” with Dollar Tree Kevin Smith. He met this guy when his “life was falling apart” last year. You mean when you were fired for plagiarism? Is that it? Why doesn’t he just accept responsibility for… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: ThanksKilling – Newt Wallen
0:00 – What is he drinking? I’ll have to go frame by frame. Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Right? But it’s orange. Let me look this up. I think it’s the Hard Strawberry Lemonade. I never had one of these. I didn’t… Read moreDAWN OF THE DEAD 3D. A new dimension of the GREATEST zombie movie EVER – Newt Wallen
It’s Newt Wallen, PVC Bondage Girl, that smoking woman from a previous video, and a mystery man all in Newt’s car. At night. Can’t see anything. Is the dome light even on? I don’t know. I talk about that smoking… Read moreSMILE review – Newt Wallen
Newt beat you to this one, Jimmy. I’ve already watched this video from Jimmy, just for my own “enjoyment” and I’m not going to watch it again to timestamp shit. But he has such a bad take on this. Newt… Read moreSpirit Halloween The Movie (2022) Review – Monster Madness – Cinemassacre
Newt is in a car with that woman who gave that scumbag story about how her pitbull killed another dog and bit off her finger. As here: And Newt didn’t give the slightest of fucks about this woman or her… Read moreWait they made a movie based on a store ? (SPIRIT HALLOWEEN Movie Review) – Newt Wallen
Isn’t this a children’s movie? Oh. Yeah. I looked it up. I never saw it but I remember the commercials. The always awful Bette Midler. Why would they remake this fucking thing? Thirty years later? Bette Midler must be 100… Read moreHocus Pocus 2 Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jpmioxVY9U 0:00 – “I was reading some comments from people who just discovered the channel and they were like, ‘He’s got a setup like it’s 2007 Youtube.’ I was like, I don’t know if I take that as a negative… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Rob Zombie's The Munsters (2022) – Newt Wallen
