Newt’s here talking with James Dean. Over Skype. Not James Dean the long-dead actor. And not James Deen the guy who does porn. This is James Dean, the total nobody who only made one movie in his life. And it… Read moreI GOT CAST IN A HORROR MOVIE (XXX-MAS) – Newt Wallen
Hello, desperation. Newt is going to show us some titties on Youtube. I guess. That’s clearly what’s being implied here. Newt…if I want to see breasts there are a billion porn sites out there. There are also women out there…. Read moreFilming Fallons Sucks2suck Shower scene – Newt Wallen
0:00 – “It’s Melissa. She’s on camera.” I…think that this is somebody who Newt used to do videos with at some movie theatre. She would film the creep show videos with Newt and PVC Bondage Girl. She was also at… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Big Trouble in little China – Newt Wallen
Now Newt released a “teaser” video on his channel. From the description: “I have joined my friend Fallon in production on this cool social media take on Vampires”. That’s not what she’ll have us believe. According to the IndieGoGo page,… Read moreMore Sucks2Suck information – Newt Wallen (allegedly)
Newt is promoting the IndieGoGo campaign for a movie that he says he co-wrote and will be co-directing along with the haggard old prostitute who he pays to hang out with him: Fallon. Okay. So let’s check it out. This… Read moreSucks 2 Suck IndieGoGo Campaign – Newt Wallen (allegedly)
Two videos on the same fucking topic, released within two days of each other. This happens a lot with these two. Why? If they’re reviewing a new movie, I get it. But why did they both happen to review Jason… Read moreJason X – Tony from Hack the Movies versus Newt Wallen
It’s Horseface and some black woman holding Nerf guns in front of a greenscreen. What the fuck? Proof of concept? More like proof of dogshit. Proof of not wasting your time on this. Proof of just focus on your job… Read morePLANET FRANKENSTEIN proof of concept teaser (2016) – Newt Wallen
Whoa! Look at that sexy thumbnail! We’re going to get some boobies in this one! Like always! I’m fully erect over here. Newt Wallen talking about breasts. This is my fetish. PVC Bondage Girl is also in this one. I… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Hard Ticket to Hawaii – Newt Wallen
Oh, this is…Tony from Hack the Movies doesn’t have shit on this. Newt has outdone himself. He has a fat chick with purple hair in a “sexy” dress. And when I say that she’s fat, I’m talking Justin Silverman levels… Read moreLets Make cookies and talk about Black Christmas – Newt Wallen
0:45 – He’s talking about some director that he likes. “He did the 1313 movies if you’re into all-male erotica. You know, I’m not but I’m also not opposed to it.” I…what? Let me look this up. He was talking… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Sorority Babes in a Slime Ball Bowl O Rama 2 – Newt Wallen
