Newt has been promoting this video because it got 100,000 views. So let’s check it out. It must be really good, right?
(Newt drinks from a can of Bud Light)
PVC Bondage Guy: What do you think?
Newt: I mean, I don’t feel any gayer. Not any gayer than usual. I think I’m going to try to get my money back.
PVC Bondage Guy: You already drank out of it, though.
Newt: Well, then I’m going to take it outside and destroy it.
PVC Bondage Guy: But you paid for it already.
Newt: Fucking Bud Light.
That’s the video. I’ve transcribed the entire video.
Am I missing something? Is this a reference to something? Because as far as I can tell, there’s no absolutely no joke here.
I’m doing some DuckDuckGo’ing. Apparently, there was a recent controversy over the makers of Bud Light paying a transgender “influencer” to promote the product. People didn’t seem to care much for this.
So…Newt’s video still doesn’t make sense. I don’t get any of this. Bud Light was always considered a beer for homosexuals. And Newt didn’t even make any kind of joke. He just said that he wants his money back because it didn’t make him any gayer. Then he said that he’s going to destroy the beer. It doesn’t make sense. Why would he destroy it? What does that even mean? How do you destroy a liquid? What is he planning to do?
I don’t know why people are even upset about this transgender brand deal. It’s some man in a dress promoting Bud Light on Instagram or whatever. Who cares?
This stuff goes on all the time. I remember a few years ago, I was taking a trip in Northern Europe and Burger King was promoting homosexuality with some fucking rainbow campaign. You could get a rainbow paper crown and there were rainbow billboards and shit. Maybe if you showed proof that you were getting fucked in the ass by another man, they’d give you a free order fries if you purchase a Whopper.
Nobody was outraged over that. Well, I was but nobody else. Not from what I could tell, anyway.
Oh, maybe I’m wrong.
People in Austria were rioting over a “pride Whopper”.
That was in 2022. I saw this ad campaign way before that. It was probably 2018. Something like that. Burger King is obviously doing this all over Europe at least. An article I saw said that they had a similar promotion in San Francisco.
It’s not really the promotion of poo pushing that I object to. Although, I guess that that’s an element. I was really disgusted to see high school aged girls in that Burger King wearing the rainbow crown.
But it’s the fact that the people running this multinational corporation don’t give the slightest of fucks about homosexuals. They’re just doing this in an attempt to sell more fucking hamburgers. “Hey! Burger King cares about your right to fuck other men in the ass! So give us money!”
Why am I getting lessons about homosexuality from a multinational corporation? Why is Burger King supposed to be interested in this? Is Burger King gay? What’s the sexual orientation of McDonalds? It doesn’t make any fucking sense.
What does it mean that Burger King supports gay rights? WHO at Burger King? The CEO? The high school kid working the fry machine at my local Burger King? Was a poll conducted among every employee at Burger King, including employees at every franchise, and a majority supported gay rights? I don’t think so. So who was it? Who at Burger King supports gay rights?
Obviously some people working at Burger King do. But this was just an ad campaign to sell the fucking burgers. And it makes no sense. Burger King does not have an opinion one way or the other on homosexuality. Burger King does not have an opinion on anything. The only thing that the multinational corporation known as Burger King cares about is selling burgers. That’s the same for every corporation. Corporations can not have opinions on anything. They’re not people.
So back to The Ideas Man. The comments in this video are all people getting worked up over this man in a dress promoting Bud Light. I guess. And some leave comments about PVC Bondage Guy.
- “Man shoulder alert!! man shoulder alert!!”
PVC Bondage Guy replies, “Thank you! I’ve always liked my ‘man shoulders'”
What bizarre comments all around. But PVC Bondage Guy says that he’s a man so…likes having masculine shoulders? What the fuck does a masculine shoulder even look like? Apparently both PVC Bondage Guy and the guy who wrote the comment know but I have no idea.
A lot of the comments are calling PVC Bondage Guy a man. They’re doing it to be insulting but s/he does, apparently, consider him/herself to be a man. It’s preposterous, she’s just a woman with a lot of makeup and wearing weird clothes. How does that make her a man? Men don’t typically wear a lot of makeup and PVC bondage outfits.
- “I’m not sure I get the joke, why can’t u destroy it even if u paid for it?”
You and me both, James McCoy. It made NO FUCKING SENSE. That whole stupid little video doesn’t make sense. There’s no joke to be found anywhere in there. I was waiting for a punchline. There isn’t one.
Anyway, people only clicked this video because of the controversy and because the thumbnail has PVC Bondage Guy looking like a complete freak. This isn’t indicative of quality. The video, as I hope I’ve made clear, doesn’t even make sense. It’s certainly not funny. It’s not anything.
But Newt promotes this. Newt thinks that this video is good. Newt thinks that the video got so many views because it was so clever and witty. No. Doesn’t even make fucking sense. There no semblence of a joke anywhere in this thing.
Kid Rock shot up a case of Bud Light with a machine gun and posted the video, THAT’S what Newt is referring to.
Newt nor his video are funny though.
He’s just so desperate for constant attention cause he’s a loser’s loser and a pathological liar.
Oh right, That somewhat explains things.
We have hit a new low. This video makes Erin’s content look spectacular in comparison.
I think it’s funny in the wordpress version of the blog you said that unless people read that blog entry, people will be confused why you are saying PVC Bondage Guy, and lo and behold, that blog entry is now lost to history.
Yeah, I thought about this. But it just makes it more of an in-joke.
I just hope Newt made 2 or 3 dollars off of this viral video.