Hey guys! Here’s a picture of me from when I was 19 and hot. Umm…bad news, Erin. Even when you were 19, you weren’t hot. How on earth did she think that she was going to be some sex symbol… Read moreErin and Crystal Quin are Posting Old Pictures of Themselves
First, a bonus video. I forgot to post anything yesterday. It was midnight when I remembered. I wasn’t going to stay up to write something about Erin or whatever. It can wait. So Newt is ripping off ReportOfTheWeek now. He… Read more24 years ago Today Phantom Menace and I debuted at a movie theater – Newt Wallen
0:00 – I’ve never played this before! Why not? Why not play the game for a few hours or days before doing the stream? Why does Erin flat out refuse to EVER play a game in her spare time like… Read moreMy first time playing Metroid: Zero Mission on GBA – Erin Plays
The description is, “65 year old Elvis and JFK’s brain in the body of an elderly black man must save their nursing home from a Mummy in cowboy boots.” None of this interests me even a tiny bit. So let’s… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Bubba Ho-Tep – Newt Wallen
To recap, I’d been living in London for…probably two years? Can it really have only been two years? I crammed a lot in. Maybe three years. And I lived in about five shared properties. Always awful. But I couldn’t afford… Read moreMy Last Shared House
0:00 – “I’m always looking for new ways to play games while I’m out on the go.” Really? How many new ways are there? He’s holding a Switch. Maybe play the Switch? What else is he contemplating? He can use… Read moreLegend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – First Impressions – Cinemassacre
This video got over half a million views. What the fuck? That’s TWICE as many as her Power Pad video. Finally some good news for old ErinPlays87. Her years of…well, I can’t say “hard work”. But her years of existing… Read moreErin is Absolutely Killing it on TikTok
Let me start off by saying that this person, allegedly, has a degree in psychology or psychiatry. She is/was looking for work as a psychologist/psychiatrist. I wonder why I stopped hearing about that job search. I remember her classmates telling… Read moreASMR Saria prepares Link to leave Kokiri Forest (Ocarina of Time) – PixelWeaver
Why does Erin even make videos at this point? This is another absolutely zero effort, three minute video from her. “Here are three games that I’ve never played before and will never play again but I’m going to talk about… Read moreBAD GAMES from Beam Software! NES and Game Boy – Erin Plays
So…this is a stream where Mike plays a game and Erin just watches. Why would anybody…it makes no fucking sense. If we want to watch Mike play the game…he’s already done this. Recently. On stream, for money. What does Erin… Read moreMike Matei shows Erin Plays Roger Rabbit on NES! – Erin Plays
