So we’ve got PVC Bondage Guy wearing a tube top. Believe me, you don’t want this. PVC Bondage Guy, please put some clothes on. This is not flattering. We do not want to your gut or your…god, how can I… Read moreLets Try New COKE ULTIMATE – Newt Wallen
I grossed myself out just writing that. But no, I’m talking about this tweet: Just reading a book about Ted Bundy in a kooky coffee shop, coffee in hand, and carefully orchestrating the picture. That’s hot, right? That makes me… Read moreCrystal Quin’s Happy Place
0:00 – “This movie was directed by Donald Farmer. I’m reviewing it because I am connected to it as a producer and as a segment writer.” Really. Let’s check this out. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12391962/fullcredits/ Well, he is given credit as a writer,… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Debbie Does Demons – Newt Wallen
Hello, desperation. That’s some thumbnail there. She has half a box of Kleenex in there or something to make it look like she has breasts. 0:00 – “Howdy partner.” Fuck off. Zero charisma. Zero acting ability. Zero humour. 0:15 –… Read more5 Awesome Western Games – Erin Plays
He’s up to four parts. I haven’t watched the entire 32 hours of footage just yet but I’ll give my impressions of what I have seen. It’s Mike playing Minecraft with the assistance of Bitch Duo. Bitch Duo is some… Read moreMinecraft with Gadget – Mike Matei
Alright, Ideas Man. Let’s see your…Star Wars cards. This should be riveting stuff. Before we begin, are any of these cards worth anything? Let me look this up. There’s guy selling them for £1 each, he has all of the… Read moreOpening a pack of Star Wars Attack of the Clones cards – Newt Wallen
51:30 – Erin says, “I don’t think I like Smurfs.” She’s never seen it before. Of course. It was before her time and even if it wasn’t, she still wouldn’t have seen it. But why the ambiguity? If you haven’t… Read moreErin Plays and Mike Matei Stream ATARI 2600 Games! (Part 3 of 3)
22:45 – So they’re starting Circus Atari. One of the horntards asks, “Do you ever go on any of the carnival rides?” Erin says, “Not…usually.” You don’t say. Erin not doing something? I refuse to believe it. 23:15 – Erin,… Read moreErin Plays and Mike Matei Stream ATARI 2600 Games! (Part 2 of 3)
Two glorious hours of Erin and Mike playing Atari 2600 games. What could be sweeter? 0:00 – “I wanted to start with Firefighter, which is what Mike’s playing right now.” She’s a big Firefighter fan, guys. Now, I had an… Read moreErin Plays and Mike Matei Stream ATARI 2600 Games! (Part 1 of 3)
“Fire work” is one word, Mr I Wrote a Billion Scripts. But let’s not dwell on Newt’s awful spelling abilities. I’m lead to believe that Newt talks about going to the funeral of his friend. You know, his friend Cristay… Read moreBaby You’re a fire work – Newt Wallen
