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I Found a RARE NES Game… at a Comic Con?! Lilac City Comicon – John Riggs
So we’ve got JOHN RIGGS at yet another another nerd convention. This one is at least local. Same state, anyway. I don’t know how far Yakima is from Spoke.
0:00 – It’s a comic book convention. John Riggs has a booth where he’s selling his homebrew video game and air freshners and whatever other trash he found in his car.
0:30 – He’s showing rodent body parts in formaldehyde. Why would anybody buy this shit? I guess for the guy who’s concerned that their comic book and video game collection isn’t enough of a pussy repellent, you can buy some opossum eyes in a vial. That will definitely keep the ladies at bay.
Petunia & Loomis. It’s a store in Spokane that sells “spooky” shit. I’m looking at their website…how is this a viable business?
Google describes them as an “antique shop”. Five stars. Let’s check out the reviews.
It’s just misguided nerds writing shit.
I’m seven minutes in now. He’s just showing the fucking toys, a lot of wrestling figures, some video games. General nerd Chachi. Chachi. What the fuck was Super Awkward Gal saying? I looked it up months ago when I wrote that article, it’s some Jewish term starting with a “T” that means “bric-a-brac” or the like, but she just kept saying it like we all fucking know what “Chachi” is. Even “bric-a-brac” is pretentious. There’s no fucking way I would ever say “Chachi” just casually. God, she’s fucking horrible.
7:15 – So we’ve got Charlie from Charlie’s Retro Reality. He has a booth and a store, apparently. A lot of these booths seem to be from people who also have stores. I mean actual stores, not like a Ebay store or something.
He’s some heavily-tattooed, homosexual douchebag in a pink shirt who sells nerd paraphernalia. Or Chachi, if you will.
So he shows some games and then the video ends with John Riggs interacting with a pervert in an Oscar the Grouch costume.
John Riggs has really lost his way with these videos. Without the food, they’re boring. We want to know what John Riggs is eating. Show the portion sizes as well. Show him getting two meals at once. Show him shopping for food immediately after he just ate. That’s what we want.
- “man I have a shit ton of anime on vhs”
I’ll bet.
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TheCinemassacreTruth Reddit Moderators Hoarding Sub-Reddits
To commemorate Pride Month, let’s talk about TheCinemassacreTruth. About nine months ago, one of the homosexual moderators there, “Great Bowser” was able to get control of the “Cinemassacre” subreddit. This was an abandoned and locked (couldn’t post comments) sub-reddit but it had 3,600 members.
So what did Great Bowser do when he got it? He made a sticky post directing people to TheCinemassacreTruth and kept the forum locked. He gave passing mention to the offical Cinemassacre subreddit basically saying, “Don’t go there, they censor you.” Really subtle stuff.
So I made a request for the forum. You can do this. And you’re supposed to say what you plan on doing with the forum. I said that I’d open it up and let people talk about Cinemassacre. This was vociferously objected to by Great Bowser. No reply from the Reddit admins.
Great Bowser also has TheCinemassacreTruth2, which was a protest subreddit that somebody started when they were banned from TheCinemassacreTruth. Only has 65 members. Great Bowser did the same thing. Closed it and put a sticky post directing people to TheCinemassacreTruth. He can’t even let a sub with 65 members exist.
“Emoscreenname” is the co-moderator but I don’t think that that guy does anything. I’ve never seen a single post from him. Total dullard.
I have the only sub-reddit dedicated to free speech where you can talk openly about Cinemassacre without fear of retribution by some fucking sexless “moderator”. It’s CinemassacreTruth, not to be confused with THECinemassacreTruth.
http://www.reddit.com/r/CinemassacreTruth/
Aside from free-speeching, it’s mostly used to advertise the blog and cross-post messages from TheCinemassacreTruth and suggest that the people there are all gay. Which they are.
I wrote a whole thing about the origin of that forum but I don’t know if I still have it. But basically, it was started by a 16 year old transvestite who wanted to talk about Mike Matei’s penis. Not even joking. Comments about Mike’s penis were, sensibly, deleted from the official sub-reddit. But a handful of faggots, like this transvestite, REALLY wanted to talk about Mike’s cock. This was the foundation of the forum and it remains so today.
That transvestite stepped down from his great moderating duties when he outgrew this shit. But the 40 year old fags running that place now still can’t get enough of Mike’s cock. There’s even a picture of it on the sidebar. It can not be any gayer.
There are 860 members on CinemassacreTruth. I started with zero. But thanks to my witty posts about how everybody on TheCinemassacreTruth is gay coupled with idiots who don’t realise that they’re not on TheCinemassacreTruth, I’ve built a mighty empire. Those homos would love to shut me down but I’m going to continue to spread the REAL truth about TheCinemassacreTruth: they’re all a bunch of real, no-fooling faggots.
What I find particularly peculiar is that some of the OPENLY gay people on that sub-reddit take offence that I call them gay.
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Are RPGs The Best Genre Ever Made? – Zap Crystal
The alternative title that she used for the thumbnail is better than the one she used for the actual video. No. They’re not fun.
I’ve played them. Console RPGs and computer RPGs alike. It’s basically impossible to lose, especially with console RPGs (which are Japanese RPGs). If you’re stuck, just grind for six hours. Once your character is at level 99, you’re unstoppable.
Where’s the fun in any of this? I mean, I’ve played them. I played them in my youth and enjoyed them. But when you sit down and think about it, there’s no fun to be had. You’re just walking around, reading a boring as fuck story about demons or whatever, you’re clicking “attack” repeatedly, healing when necessary, and that’s it. That’s the game. It takes no skill whatsoever.
I was playing Minishoot Adventure recently. I bought it on the strength of one of Mike Matei’s recent streams. It’s kind of an RPG like Legend of Zelda and it has a leveling system. It was fun for maybe five hours and then I said, “This sucks cock.” It’s pointless.
At first, the game was frustratingly difficult because I’m using a mouse and keyboard and the people who made the game tell you that the game is designed to be played with a controller. So it was hard to aim the fucking gun. But once you get the “super shot”, which is an alternative fire mode that aims automatically for a brief period, the game is stupidly easy. All you have to do is use the “super shot”, wait a few seconds for it to recharge, use it again, rinse and repeat.
And if you do get stuck somewhere, don’t panic. Just go to a different part of the world, do some little dungeons, and level your character up some more. Don’t like the way you’ve leveled up your character? No problem. You can take points off and re-assign them. No penalty for doing this. So if you suddenly need a lot of speed for the racing parts of the game, you can just take points off from “power” and put them into “speed” and off you go. Then re-adjust it again after you win the race.
No strategy is involved in any of this. No skill. I’ve played for less than 10 hours and I’m already at 90% completion.
And if you really can’t be bothered to play the game, you can turn “invinsibility” on. It’s just right there as an option. It’s not hidden or anything. You can also click, “Give all achievements” if you don’t want to actually do the achievements. It’s completely absurd but I’m getting off the topic of whether RPGs or actually fun.
So let’s see what Zap and Mr Wright Way II have to say. They’re joined by some nerd. I’ll guess that it’s a black guy even though he has an Asian name.
Oh, we have a winner.
Mr Wright Way II introduces this guy as an “MSM artist”. I think that’s a reference to Mr Wright Way II’s “recording label”. Yeah. Master Sword Music. You guys all like Master Sword Music, right?
I’m turning this off. I can’t. I made it to the four minute mark. The music is loud and the topic is not what I expected. They’re all in agreement that RPGs are the BEST genre of video game. I was hoping for a discussion about how RPG’s aren’t any fun. That would have been much more interesting? Right?
People want critiques. They don’t want, “Oh, isn’t everything wonderful?” It’s not about positivity versus negativity, it’s about tedium versus intellectual discourse.
Everything ISN’T wonderful. Tell us what you DON’T like about RPGs. Tell us how the genre can improve. Simply sitting there and saying, “Oh, I like leveling up the characters and I like the spiky purple hair and I like the large inventory of swords” is not interesting.
If I wrote an article talking about how much I appreciate Newt Wallen’s committment to working three jobs and how cool his fondness for hockey is and my respect for New Jersey, it would be boring as fuck. Not because it’s “positive” but because it’s completely devoid of substance. Who cares? You like these things. I’m going to sit here and read paragraphs of this shit? I like ice cream. Let’s move on.
By critiquing something, be it RPGs or The Ideas Man, you’re engaged in an intellectual pursuit. Critiquing shit is the only way that progress gets made. These asslicking ladyboys who tell Newt to stay the course are not helping him. What kind of advice is that? Surely, there are things that you think he can improve on. Everybody can improve.
Take the Zap Cristal and Mr Wright Way II Podcast, for example. What can be improved? Eugh. Everything. It’s beyond redemption. But getting rid of the music is a start. Coming up with some interesting topics. Replacing these people with more interesting people.
Back to Minishoot Adventure. It’s an extremely disappointing game. There was a time, in this ten hours that I was playing it, that I thought, “This is kind of cool. I wish it was a longer game.” But by the end of the ten hours, I was totally done with it.
I measure the worth of a game in the number of years I can play it. Anything less than five years is a failure. I’m not one of these lunatics who views video games as disposable entertainment. “Oh, I got three hours of play out of this one. That’s better than a movie so I’m happy with that.”
No. Video game enjoyment should be measured in years. Pirates, Railroad Tycoon, Civilization, Alpha Centauri, Sim City 2000, Team Fortress 2, Fire Pro Wrestling World, Crusader Kings 2, Rimworld, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, these are games that I’ve spent many years on. They tend to be the type of game with a randomly generated world so that helps but it’s not necessary. Team Fortress 2 and Fire Pro aren’t those types of games.
My goal has always been to find one game that I can play forever. Civilization II comes the closest to that. And I always found it bizarre that somebody could find enjoyment in something like Super Mario Bros. This is mindless. There’s no replayability in this game.
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Newt Wallen has a New Muse
Newt, I can’t fucking write about you every day. I’ve got other people who I need to cover. Zap Cristal just put out a fucking new podcast episode with a title that actually seemed intriguing to me. I was just about to join the three people at the “premiere” when I saw this tweet from you. How could I possibly resist it? You know that I’m going to write about this. Can you stop being a creepy loser for one fucking day so that I can talk about other people?
So the day after Horseface posted a picture of her new boyfriend, Newt posts this. Oh my god. I can barely type from laughing so hard.
“Go sub to my actress, friend, muse.”
Oh fuck. Where to begin?
Newt used to always refer to Horseface as his “muse”. I only heard him use this expression AFTER she stopped talking to him. I dont’ know whether or not he used this term while they were still amicable. I assume that he did but I don’t know.
But it’s fucking hilarious. “My muse. I lost my muse.” He would use the word “muse” constantly.
This is a guy who has released exactly one movie, Swamp Zombies 2, and it sucks dick. But he thinks that he’s some great artist and he has a “muse”. A “muse” for his tits and gore plagiarised bullshit that never gets released.
This woman is a legit, no-fooling prostitute. And apparently not a good one because she doesn’t even have money to get her car out of storage. So she’s begging her tiny audience to send her money in exchange for awful pictures of her crack-addicted body and she’s pressuring Newt to participate in this shake down of the horntards.
Every single thing that this woman says is, “Ding, ding, ding. Give me money.” Fuck off, you crack whore. Go get a fucking job.
Here she is in the bath. You certainly need a bath, you filthy, disgusting whore. Scrub the gonorrhea off of you.
Nobody even replies to any of her shit. She has no followers. Nobody wants to fucking see this. And I’m pretty sure that she gets naked. Maybe does other stuff. I don’t want to look into it. It’s revolting.
This is Newt’s “muse”. This vile, disease-ridden prostitute. I suppose that it makes some sense. A shit muse for his shit projects.
Newt might just be the biggest asshole that I’ve ever known. I’m not saying this lightly. I’ve given it a lot of thought. I’ve run through the rolodex of assholes who I’ve known in my personal life, professional life, internet life. I’ve known some absolutely horrible people. I think that Newt is the genuinely the worst.
And look at the people who seem to enter his orbit. The worst of the worst. Look at the people who he deems as his “muses”. Horseface. One of the most vile women I’ve ever come across. And now this fucking crack whore, who’s the only possible contender that I can think of for somebody who’s even worse than Horseface. This whore has absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. This is Newt’s “muse”.
You look at somebody like PVC Bondage Guy. She obviously has serious mental problems but overall, she’s a likeable fellow. Erin is a “fake gamer” and made a lot of morally dubious decisions but ultimately, she’s a tragic figure and she totally wasted her life. She’s to be pitied, not hated. Retro Ali is a shit “Youtuber” but that’s as much as you can say about her. She’s a woman working at Disney World, trying to make a living and doing this awful Twitch and Youtube shit where she’s an anime girl. It’s sad, not contemptible.
But this whore is complete human garbage. I never want to see her again. Newt, Horseface, and this whore need to all go away and never come back. There is no good in these subhumans. They’re pure shit..
“Subscribe to my terrible porn so that I can get my car out of the impound lot.” I think that I’m to decline that offer.
I was looking at some old Playboy magazines today. I downloaded a torrent that had all of the magazines a couple of a years ago. And it’s surprising how tame they were. I mean, I knew that they didn’t show pussies back in the day. I don’t think that that started until the 1970s. But when you look at the Playboys from the 1950s up until 1967, there was one fucking semi-nude picture of the centerfold. The other two or three pages were just random pictures. They were staged for the magazine but the woman is fully clothed.
This is what people had. You got one nude a month. And that’s only if you bought the magazine. Obviously, most people weren’t buying it every month. But you really had to cherish that one nude because that’s all you had to keep you going.
Sometimes, they don’t even show the woman’s tits. How insane is this? If that’s the only magazine you managed to get your hands on, you’re in some real trouble. You better start appreciating a lady’s back. And that’s not a euphamism for “butt” because that’s often covered too. I mean the actual back.
In 1968, they started giving you three semi-nude pictures of every centerfold. By 1973, they were showing pussies. I was reading the publication in the 1990s and almost every picture was nude. There might be one where she was wearing clothes.
In any event, these are all women who you actually wanted to see naked. There weren’t any old crack whores in there. And aside from the pictures, you got interviews with Bobby Fischer and whatever. Those lame as fuck jokes and cartoons.
Looking at the magazines now, obviously on my computer, I can almost smell the cologne. There was always a cologne ad in these Playboys at the time I was reading them.
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Crystal Quin aka Horseface is Showing Off Her New Boyfriend
What the fuck? I don’t even know what I’m looking at. Is he fat or muscular? Is he a giant nerd or a total badass? Is he bald or does he have long, flowing locks? This guy is a total contradiction.
He’s wearing a bandana because he’s bald and self-conscious. Absolutely 100% that’s the reason.
He looks like a giant fucking nerd who’s cosplaying as a badass. He has the bad rub on tattoos and everything.
And…I can’t figure out if that’s fat or muscle.
Of course, we’ve got Horseface in half a top. Nothing interesting there.
But…it’s interesting who she managed to get. I mean, Horseface isn’t a looker. But she thinks that she is. So this is the guy. A nerd who’s PRETENDING to be a badass. It’s as much as she can hope for.
I’m all for it, though. This is what I’ve been telling these fucking nerds for years now. You can be a nerd but if you want to get the chicks, you have to put some effort in. PRETEND to be a badass. This guy is walking proof that with a little bit of effort, even a fat nerd can get a “hot” chick like Horseface.
This guy probably works in IT. He has a large collection of anime figurines. He has the Doctor Who DVD box set Collector’s Edition. But he puts all of that aside when he’s out trying to woo the ladies.
Somebody in the comments asks who’s paying. That raises an interesting point. This guy looks a fair bit younger than Horseface. Is this some Sugar Momma situation? Horseface is paying for this guy with all of that “modeling” and “events” money that she’s raking in?
Oh, the guy actually asked who was “playing”. Not paying. Well, I don’t give a fuck about that. They went to a concert.
From the comments, it’s clear that this guy knows about Horseface’s Twitter. Did she tell him about it? Because that’s a terrible move. She probably told him about her Twitter so she can boast about…whatever it is that she’s trying to boast about. Being on Tony from Hack the Movies’ channel six times a year, a handful of mentally challenged weirdos like Kris Glavin fawning over her, and of course her awful Fansly.
It’s an unbelievably bad decision. Keep this shit to yourself. People in your private life don’t have to know about your nerdish, pathetic internet life.
What kind of a man would be okay with this? Being a sex object for the mentally challenged? It’s disgusting. And we can see the pictures. They’re not flattering.
Well, we see the kind of man who’s okay with all of this. A giant fucking nerd cosplaying as a badass. Horseface is cosplaying as a hot chick so it’s two delusional buffoons who found each other. It’s magical. I anticipate this being a long, rewarding relationship.
Newt must be fuming. How does Newt stack up to this guy? Let me rate the superhunks. I’d say that they’re about even.
According to IMDB, Horseface is 5’8″. I dont’ know the veracity of that but this guy is only slightly taller. Maybe 5’9 or 5’10. That’s probably the average height of an American man, isn’t it? Yeah. And Newt is like 5’4″ or something. So this guy has Newt beat there.
The guy is probably in better shape than Newt. I mean, almost certainly. Even if this is fat, Newt is also pretty big, as we saw in that revolting kimono video where he flashed the camera. And I don’t mean “big” in the way that Joe from Game Sack appreciates Newt. I mean Newt had a significant gut.
The tattoos are fucking shit. As far as I’m aware, Newt doesn’t have any tattoos so Newt gets this point.
The nerd beard on this guy is a big negative as well. Newt at least bothers to shave.
They’re both balding but Newt is significantly older than this guy. And at least Newt isn’t hiding it with a bandana.
So I’d say that they’re pretty even. A couple of 3’s, I guess. Horseface herself is probably a 4. But she’s a 1 if you factor in her personality so this checks out that women tend to date up and men date down.
But yeah, Horseface showing off her hunky new boyfriend. It’s kind of quaint, really. It will be over in a couple of weeks and she’ll delete this tweet.
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GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS – Newt Wallen
Newt is in his bathroom/office again. What if it the bathroom of this place is genuinely also his office? He has his files and whatnot laying on the cistern.
And he’s wearing his sweater again but a blue shirt. Not the red shirt that he wore last time. It’s the same style of shirt, the type that people who work in retail might wear as a uniform, but…why would it be a different colour? We need to get Erin on the case. She likes colours.
0:00 – “We are making a feature film: Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls because somebody beat me to the title OnlyFangs.”
Well, that would suck dick and just be more plagiarism from your fucking zero idea ass. It would also immediately date the “film”. I mean, it’s going to be a piece of shit anyway, assuming that anything even gets released (which is highly improbable) but at least TRY to come up with a good title. Something original. Something that isn’t piggybacking on an existing IP. He can’t do it. He’s seemingly hard-wired to plagiarise. He doesn’t even realise that he’s doing it.
0:15 – “A couple of months ago, an investor came about from one of the livestreams.”
Oh my god no. Newt is taking money from the horntards to make his shitty fucking movies. And not even crowdfunding. He found a whale of a horntard with deep pockets. Well, I don’t know how deep. How much money can this “investor” possibly be giving? If it’s as much as $5,000, I’d be astonished.
But who would give Newt ANY money to make some shitty tits and gore, plagiarised movie? Can’t you just do it yourself? What skills and experience does Newt Wallen bring to the table? “Oh, I want the movie to be plagiarised and full of unfunny puns and it should revolve around a red-haired woman and star old prostitues.”
It’s ridiculous. Just go to the red light district, pick out some live ones, and make your own shitty movie. Why would you PAY Newt Wallen to do this?
And think about this in terms of an investment. There’s no godly way that you’re going to see a penny of this money returned to you. What’s the business plan here? Put it on DailyMotion and hope for the best?
1:15 – “You don’t think that people are going to come out of the blue and say, ‘Here you go. Try this.’”
Yeah. You don’t think that because no person of normal intelligence would ever do that. You’re dealing with LITERAL retards, Newt. Did you do any checks on this person before accepting their money?
“The original plan was to do a shark movie.”
It’s shit, Newt. Everything you do is shit. We don’t need Shark Vampire, Shark Exorcist, Shark District Attorney. Fuck all of this idiotic, unfunny, worthless bullshit.
Then he says that his shitty shark movies are big in Japan.
1:30 – “I had written maybe a year or two ago Kung Fu Bikini Shark Planet.”
It’s shit, Newt. It’s all shit. You’re plagiarising your own plagiarised bullshit at this point.
After describing the various things that he ripped off for the movie, he describes it as a “Very satirical take on toxic masculinity.”
Oh, I’m sure that that piece of shit was multi-layered. Lots of subtle, insightful, witty jabs at the subject matter. Lots of high brow comedy in Kung Fu Bikini Shark Planet, something that Newt shat out in a day. Entirely plagiarised.
2:15 – Newt sent the “investor” a bunch of scripts and let him choose which one to do.
I’m sorry but none of this makes any sense whatsoever. Why would you pay somebody to make their own fucking movie? This “investor” can’t possibly expect a return on the investment.
MAYBE if the guy had his own script and he wanted it turned into a movie, I could see him asking somebody semi-competent to do it. Not Newt Wallen but somebody semi-competent. But this guy is giving money to Newt so that Newt can make Newt’s shitty movie. It’s clear retard shit.
2:45 – Newt says that there’s a lot of down-time in his job so he uses this time to shit out awful, plagiarised scripts. “A couple of Saturdays ago, I had all of these ideas kicking around in my head.”
Oh, do tell. There was Busty Cyborg Ninjas from Uranus, there was Shark Crack Whore, there was Red-Headed Vixen Band Camp. He was just bursting with the same fucking plagiarised tits and gore trash that he always comes up with.
3:00 – “So I wrote an entire screenplay in one night.”
Of course. This is what he does. And I can assure you that it’s complete, unadulterated shit on every single page. People who have actually seen excerpts of his scripts, which he never shows in their entirety, interestlingly enough, have commented that they’re full of spelling and grammar errors. Not to mention the fucking god awful basic premise. We don’t even have to get into character development or story arc or any of this because I assure you that there’s none of this. It’s just shit. He might as well pull his pants down right now in that bathroom/office of his, get Joe from Game Sack all excited, and take a dump on a sheet of paper. It would be just as worthwhile as his actual scripts.
This whole thing is preposterous. Newt is working three jobs, he has serious health problems, he himself says that he has no time to make a movie, and yet he’s taking money from a legitimately mentally-challenged viewer of his channel to make some shitty movie, using a script that he shat out in a day, for a movie that that will never get released.
3:15 – “In eight hours, I knocked out an entire first draft.”
That’s an enormous amount of “down time” at this job of yours. What are they paying you for? Where can I get this job where you do absolutely nothing all day?
3:30 – “The ladies really liked it so that’s what I went with was Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls.”
Oh sure. It sounds like a real chick flick. Something for the ladies about feelings and emotions. With tits and gore.
3:45 – Newt says that he’s looking for the “haunted attraction” that he needs for the set piece for this shitty movie that’s never going to be released. So he’s plagiarising from James Rolfe’s idea of the haunted…god…I don’t even know…whatever that shit was. The haunted amusement park ride. And of course this is an idea that’s been done a billion times already.
4:00 – Then Newt openly admits that he stole the idea from an episode of the Monkees and from every single episode of Scooby-Doo. Including, presumably, the episode where Scooby Doo meets the Harlem Globetrotters. Well, maybe it will be an excuse for Newt to finally spend some time with his people: black folk.
He continues with other things that he plagiarised for this script: Ed Wood’s Orgy of the Dead, Frankenhooker. “There’s a million different ideas floating into what created this.”
EXISTING IDEAS FROM MOVIES (and children’s cartoons, and shitty sitcoms) THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN MADE, YOU FUCKING CRETIN. COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL.
Somebody is PAYING for this. They’re PAYING to have Newt plagiarise yet another god awful tits and gore script that he shit out in a day.
If this “investor” wants to recreate an episode of the Monkees, why doesn’t he just find a script on some Monkees fan site and make his own verison of it? What does Newt bring to any of this? It’s complete madness.
4:30 – Then Newt goes into some detail about what this script that he shat out in a day is all about. Spoiler: it’s shit.
5:30 – Frankenstein’s distant relative decides to build “sexy versions of the monsters” for an OnlyFans type site.
Somebody is paying actual money for this. This is disgusting. He’s taking advantage of literal retards.
Then he says some more things that he plagiarised from to “create” this “script”.
All of the monsters have unfunny “sexy” pun names, which he delights in telling us about.
7:00 – “Everybody who’s read the script so far has really enjoyed it.”
Oh, let me remind you that he showed this script to several people who he knows and “the ladies seemed to like it.” They liked this script that he shat out in a day about a woman who creates “sexy” classic monsters with “sexy” pun names. This is what the women are interested in today.
And the women he showed this to were all prostitutes. They couldn’t even possibly have enjoyed this. They might have said that they liked it because they’re trying to milk money out of him. He’s the biggest retard of them all.
Then he talks about the various camera tricks that he wants to use in this “movie”. No. Newt. The script is fucking dog shit. It doesn’t matter what the cinematography is like when it’s based on a foundation of excrement. Newt Wallen: The Man Who Built his House on Shit.
7:30 – This script is also plagiarising from something called Monster Girl and Bikini Car Wash Company.
8:00 – “It’s full of bad puns.”
Yeah. Bad and unfunny. If you know this yourself, why do it? Don’t listen to these literal whores who are telling you that this thing is better than The Godfather. They’re lying to you. Don’t you get it? Who can possibly be this stupid?
“It’s a satire about exploiting the last drops of an IP, about toxic masculinity, about sex workers controlling their own bodies and autonomy and all that kind of stuff.”
So we’ve got another deep satire about toxic masculinity from The Ideas Man. This is the level of satire that he was talking about with his previous script that satirised toxic masulinity: sexy monsters. Oh, it’s so satirical. This is real biting wit, Newt.
And it’s also a satire of prostitutes, another obsession of his. Or “sex workers” as he always calls them. Everybody he knows is a prostitute. These are the only people who will spend any time with him. He has to pay these women to hang out with him.
8:30 – “Obviously, I’m a terrible writer.”
Oh, it’s beyond obvious, Newt. But it begs the question, why the fuck are you doing it then? You can’t on the one hand big this shit up about how all the ladies love your “sexy monsters” satirical script and then on the other hand say, “Oh, by the way, I can’t write.” No. Newt thinks that he can write. Why else would he persist with this complete and utter trash?
“So far, all the ladies who have read it have really liked it.”
Second time that he said this. They’re whores, Newt. They know that you’ll pay them to be in this shitty movie that will never get released and doing that beats what they usually do for money.
8:45 – “In my exhaustion, I didn’t plan anything out and I thought, ‘This is actually pretty funny’”.
Hysterical, Newt. This script that you shat out in a day, and put no planning into, is fucking hilarious. This script from somebody who you yourself said can’t write. Mummy Big Tits. Get it? Because it’s a mummy who has big tits. Isn’t that some awesome satire?
“I can definitely see my friends coming and doing this.”
It’s so fucking sad. Newt took money from a retard so that he can pay his prostitute “friends” to be in this shitty tits and gore “movie” that will never get released. And he shit the script out in a day.
9:00 – “Fallon’s attached right now” and he mentions some other whores who he pays to hang out with him.
“Now it’s like, if you still put up with me, do you want to come and be in a movie?”
It’s just depressing that he thinks that any of this is in any way positve or good or beneficial. He’s wasting his fucking time with this complete trash. He’s wasting his money, he’s wasting this retard’s money, and he’s just blowing it on prostitutes. And what’s the reason for all of this? He wants to get back with Horseface: The World’s Most Detestable Woman.
9:15 – Newt says that this “film” is just going to be the first one. The “producer” is planning on at least two.
BASED ON WHAT? THIS SCRIPT THAT NEWT SHAT OUT IN A DAY? This “producer”, who I assume is the “investor” apparently gave the money BEFORE there was a script. So…what was this “investment” based on? “I want TWO plagiarised tits and gore movies with scripts that you shat out in a day and are full of unfunny puns and prostitutes.” It makes no fucking sense. None of this does.
9:30 – “He has a great idea for a second one and I have 26 fucking screenplays”
That all suck dick and you shit them out in a day. It’s all worthless trash, Newt. Why can’t you understand this?
9:45 – Newt is talking about having to reshoot scenes for Midnight Show to replace scenes that had Horseface in them. This is a “movie” that he’s been “making” for over TEN YEARS. And believe me, it will not look like ten years worth of effort. It won’t look like ten hours worth of effort.
10:00 – “I’m trying to get back into a creative headspace again.”
Get BACK into it? When have you EVER been in a “creative headspace”? The creative headspace is a totally foreign place for you. You don’t speak the language and you don’t understand the customs.
Newt has been listening to the Quentin Tarantino podcast and it’s inspired him to want to start making longer Youtube videos. Oh great. So like the six hour livestreams where PVC Bondage Guy eats an entire ham? That’s some riveting shit.
10:30 – Newt says that he watched a bunch of Frankenstein movies to put himself in the “right headspace” to plagiarise this script that he shat out in a day.
10:45 – “Hopefully it’s good. Hopefully it happens. Hopefully it pans out.”
None of that will be true. I don’t know why he doesn’t seem to get it. This is completely fucking idiotic. All of it. There’s not a single good idea in any of this.
11:00 – “I did some great AI artwork.”
What the hell is he talking about now? The script is probably AI too. But making AI artwork is hardly an accomplishment. You type what you want and it gives you a picture. “Big titty cyborg.” You get a cyborg with large breasts. There’s no talent involved.
“I’ve worked on a lot of other people’s stuff but I haven’t had a chance to work on my own stuff.”
This IS somebody else’s stuff. They’re PAYING you. Although…they do seem to be paying you to make your own shitty movie. God. There is no way that this is going to happen. It doesn’t make any sense. This is total retard shit.
It would be like somebody paying me to write blog articles and they say, “I’ll give you $500 for an article but can you make it about Newt Wallen?” It was going to be about Newt Wallen anyway. You’d be a total retard to do this.
11:30 – Newt says that he wants to “continue” to write “weird, unique shit.”
Well, it’s all shit. We’ve established that. But when does the “unique” stuff start? This is all plagiarised tits and gore bullshit full of unfunny puns, starring whores, and backed by a literal retard. This is not how movies get made.
13:00 – He says that he wants to make movies that aren’t “preachy” and yet he says that he has at least two movies that “satirise” “toxic masculinity”…by being about “sexy” monsters.
“I’m not out here sucking my own dick.”
Joe from Game Sack just turned the video off, his disappointment evident.
13:15 – “If you’re into sexy Frankenstein and sexy wolf…girl and all that kind of stuff…”
I’ll be honest, Newt. I’m not. I’m into good movies, with a smart, carefully-crafted script, starring professional actors and actresses, and created by people who actually know how to make a movie. Can you do that? If not, do something else with your time. This is preposterous.
“And some biting satire.” Where’s the biting satire? How are “sexy” monsters satirising “toxic masculinity”?
14:00 – “It was always the goal just to make art with my friends.”
No. You’re making SHIT with WHORES. God, it’s fucking infuriating. How clueless can this guy possibly be about his own fucking life?
14:15 – “The goal is for people to get paid, get seen, and do work that they’re proud of.”
Hey, you, the prostitute dressed as a sexy vampire, Count Whoreula, are you feeling proud of yourself right now?
Fuck you, asshole. Don’t turn your whore Make-A-Wish fetish into something more than it is. You’re a lonely john who’s wasted his fucking life and you surround yourself with prostitutes. You’ve found a literal retard to give you money for this. I would be astounded if any money is actually transferred. Who would possibly fucking do this? As soon as that “investor’s” nurse finds out about this, she’s putting a stop to it.
15:45 – “It all came from friends of mine who do OnlyFans and Fansly.”
They’re not friends, Newt. They’re whores. You’re paying them.
You know what I’m reminded of? You get those old men who get a hot Russian or Asian bride and then they’re shocked when the woman runs off with their money. What the fuck did you expect? This impoverished woman half your age was just interested in your sweet personality? You deserve to have all of your money taken from you, you fucking moron.
That’s the video. Somebody leaves a thoughtful comment.
- “Have you ever tried making something serious rather than cheesy, derivative, non-sensical poorly acted trash with awful dialogue, costumes, effects and cinematography that serve no purpose other than to showcase bad puns for character names and movie titles? That you wrote a script overnight is evident and not the flex you think it is. You seem to be somewhat intelligent and definitely versed in cinema so I just wonder if you would ever actually apply yourself to try and make something original and worthwhile rather than Asylum level trash. There is a big difference between classic B movies and this and if you don’t get it then you just don’t get it.”
One of the horntards says, “Let the man make what he wants. Success is in the eye of the beholder.”
Obviously, that horntard effectively agrees with the original poster but wants to perpetuate Newt’s delusions. That seems to be a common thing with the horntards. For whatever reason, they feel the need to feed the delusions of Newt or whoever the “Youtuber” is.
Newt replies. “I grew up on Roger corman. Fred olen ray. B movie elements are window dressing. No one wants to see an amateur try to be an autuer. I don’t want awards. I want to make people laugh. Or let them disconnect for an hour. You can get a lot of interesting ideas in and interesting cinematography in when people are distracted”
So….he addressed NONE of that guy’s issues. Okay, Newt. Continue your delusional bullshit. Continue spending money on your prositute “friends” so that they appear in “movies” of yours that will never get released. Continue to take money from literal retards. This is all a good use of your limited time on earth.
By the way, Newt “hearted” every single comment except for that guy’s. The one guy speaking the fucking truth.
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NES Panesian Adult Video Games pt. 1 (Censored Version) – Irate Gamer
If you want the uncensored version, you have to subscribe to his Patreon. You know…for people who really want to see uncensored Nintendo games from 35 years ago.
First of all, the roms are readily available. You can play the games yourself. Secondly, let’s find out just how difficult it is to find uncensored footage from this game.
I searched for “bubble bath babes nes uncensored” on Google Images. First result is exactly that on Giant Bomb.
So what am I paying Chris BORES for? He clearly wants us to jerk off to his video. It’s gay. Well, I mean, he is a gay man so I guess it’s to be expected.
0:15 – He says that it’s after midnight so he can finally play some NES porn games. What? Why does he have to wait until midnight. I know that he has at least one young step-daughter (unfortunately for her) but is she going to sleep at midnight? Why is midnight the time?
0:30 – “The Irate Gamer is turning up the heat so lube up because things are about to get super sexy up in here.”
I swear that I did not make this up. Chris BORES, a known homosexual, is inviting his viewers to lube their anuses up in preparation for some sexy Chris BORES action.
What else could “lube up” refer to? Do circumcised men actually use lube? Maybe they do. I don’t know. Let me…eugh…tentatively look this up.
https://new.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k87c1/do_guys_with_circumcised_penises_always_need_to
Answer: no? Not really? At least those guys don’t seem to.
And I don’t think that circumcision is nearly as popular now as it was, whenever, 40 years ago. So this lube reference isn’t hitting the mark for the younger 30 and under crowd. If such a crowd watches Chris BORES’ videos. Plus, international viewers.
1:45 – “It took me a few years but I was able to track down every single one of these games.”
It took me about two seconds to find a site that has the roms. You can play the game right on the site. Don’t even have to download anything. Cost me nothing.
2:15 – “As the Irate Gamer, I don’t just like to play hard, I like to review hard too.”
And he pops his collar up like he’s a cool guy from a 1980s movie. This is his idea of sexy. Having a popped up collar. And we’re supposed to be jerking off to this. To the idea of Chris BORES being “hard”. I don’t want to think about this. Come on. What the fuck was he possibly thinking with this?
I mean, even if you’re gay is Chris BORES your idea of sexy? It’s ridiculous.
2:45 – Hot Slots.
3:15 – “Any horned up guy ready to see some textiled tatas isn’t thinking clearly enough to figure out how to get past these looping screens.”
He’s talking about the intro screen. But what does “textiled tatas” mean? Did mean “pixelated”? “Textiled” makes no fucking sense.
4:45 – Fake “irate” bullshit from this…I mean…I know that he’s not a professional actor but stop this phony fucking bullshit. It looks awful and you’re just making an ass of yourself.
5:00 – He’s showing a cutscene of a woman in a dress. “You think I’d be excited by this but…”
No. I didn’t think that you’d be excited by a woman. By a “boner biting dog”? Yes. But a woman, no.
6:15 – He encounters a spelling error. “Thank you (game developer). That took me right out of the fantasy. Now I’ve gone limp.”
Does anybody want to think about Chris BORES’ limp penis? Maybe play some Shadow Dancer to get you back in the mood. That sexy dog. Probably biting Shinobi’s boner, right?
6:45 – He shows the censored screens from this game. “I’m not sure who exactly is turned on by this stuff.”
Heterosexual boys in 1990. You wouldn’t understand, Chris.
7:00 – “It makes more sense to just save all that aggravation and just pop in a stupid porno tape.”
The year was 1990. I have to imagine that it was at least as difficult for a young person to get these games as it would be to get a porn video. I don’t know where they even sold these games. Was it mail order only? Where would you get a catalogue that has these games in it?
So let’s assume that the target market was heterosexual men over 18. Obviously, a pornographic video tape would give you more pleasure in terms of erotica. But I’m thinking that these games are sort of for the novelty. Seeing nudity on your NES. And Bubble Bath Babes is a decent game. I don’t think that people were really jerking off to the games.
You look at something like Leisure Suit Larry. It was a very popular game series. My friend had a copy and played it openly in front of his family. Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining said that she had a copy of the third game, I think, that she played at her lesbian aunt’s house and it turned Pam gay. I can see those games having some erotic appeal, especially if you don’t have access to anything more explicit. But not really these NES games where there’s just a brief flash of nudity. You’d really have to time your boner and keep the dog away from it.
7:00- Peekaboo Poker. What? He’s going to review another game? In the two minutes we have remaining? It’s so shit. He’s presumably going to fit TWO games in the two minutes left. So that’s 7 minutes that he dedicated to Hot Slots or Hot Slot (I think he called it Hot Slots but it’s actually Hot Slot) and one minute each for the other two games. Great time management, Chris BORES. He just got bored and rushed the last two “reviews”.
8:00 – Chris BORES complains that you can’t bluff the computer by betting a lot and having them drop out, like in other games. He counts this as a flaw in the game. You can’t just bet loads of money and have the computer drop out. The computer will call.
He’s complaining about not being able to do some stupid exploit to beat the game quickly. You have to actually play the game of poker in order to win.
8:15 – Chris BORES can’t figure out why the character looks angry when they lose a hand and happy when they win a hand.
I did not mis-type that. Chris BORES can’t figure out why the character behaves in the way you would expect. He’s a fucking moron.
He’s basing this bizarre argument on the initial cutscene where the character is imploring you to have sex with her. And in order to have sex, you have to win the poker hands.
But that doesn’t mean that she’s going to throw the fucking game, you retard. You still have to win the hands. If she smiled when she lost and was angry when she won it would make no fucking sense. God, he’s an idiot.
Then it just abruptly ends. I assume that he edited stuff out. And he didn’t even review Bubble Bath Babes. That’s for a future shitty episode.
Comments.
- “Completely failed to copy your idols so now you larp as a ghost hunter”
Chris BORES replies, “This statement makes no sense”. “LARP” is nerd-speak for “pretend”. Once you know that, it makes perfect sense and is accurate.
- “Is Season 8 ongoing, or are we at season 9?”
Somebody replies, “Youtubers claiming to have seasons, so pretentious”
Nothing I can add to that.
- “Hopefully the wife doesn’t wake up and catch you playing these”
First of all, she would know that it’s for a shitty video. Secondly, would anybody possibly get upset over these extremely tame games from 35 years ago? Maybe an Amish wife but that’s just because of the electricity usage.
What do you suppose the Amish jerk off to? I guess that they can get magazines. Maybe they genuinely don’t have time to masturbate. They’re waking up at dawn, they’re working all day, raising barns and whatnot. Then they get home and the wife has a seven course meal that she prepared all day using no electrical devices at all. Churned her own butter and everything. And they have big families so he’s probably fucking her every night or at least on the nights when he has the energy.
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WTF Wednesday Review: THE LAST AMITYVILLE MOVIE – Newt Wallen
0:00 – At first, I thought that he was in a bathroom. But I think he’s in an office at one of his jobs. I think his red shirt is part of the uniform. Some retail job. I don’t know what the Mr Rogers sweater is all about. Surely, that’s not part of the uniform. That’s just his own style choice.
0:30 – “Working these overnights has allowed me to get some writing done.”
We’re not paying you to write shitty tits and gore movies, Newt. We’re paying you to manage the store. Get to work, asshole.
2:15 – Newt is talking about some shitty “director” (I think) of tits and gore movies. He says that he, “Keeps up with his blog.” Newt is a big blog fan.
4:00 – Shout out to how shitty the AVGN Movie is. Newt. Get over it. You were fired for WHOLESALE plagiarism. It’s not retard James Rolfe’s fault. It’s yours.
The sweater is really confusing me. He’s worn this before, I think. Can it POSSIBLY be part of the uniform? Why else would he wear it? But he also wears a bracelet so his fashion choices can’t all be easily explained.
Maybe he’s wearing it to cover up the logo on his shirt because he doesn’t want people to know where he works. But…I don’t know. Why this? Why a sweater? I guess a jacket would be more awkward but…I don’t know. On one hand, the sweater does seem the best option but on the other hand…it’s hella gay. So maybe just don’t make the videos while you’re at work. Maybe do your fucking job instead.
9:15 – “I’ve got somebody who wants to give me an investment to make a movie and I’m like, ‘What if I’m not any good.’”
Newt. You’re not. This is an easy one. Don’t take the money. Don’t make the movie. You suck ass.
He’s the worst. Aggressively bad.. Absolutely no talent AT ALL for this. It’s like he’s TRYING to suck penis. But, inexplicably, he thinks that he’s good. He thinks that he has talent for this. Show me. Show me ANYTHING that you made that was good. It doesn’t have to be a completed project (because there’s scandalously few of those) just show me ANYTHING that’s good. A scene, a few lines of dialogue, a page from a script, a Youtube video. ANYTHING. It all sucks cock, Newt. Face the reality and move on. You’re wasting your fucking life with this delusional shit.
Then he theorizes that Screenwave was responsible for making his projects looks good. Oh. What? I mean, he’s probably right. But when SCREENWAVE is an improvement to your projects, you know that you have some massive fucking problems.
11:15 – Newt says “taking the piss” and it comes off as so awkward and put on. It’s a British phrase. Why did he say this?
I worked in a place that had an Australian woman working there. And one of the English women there said, “No worries”. And one of the English guys took her to task for saying “no worries”, which is obviously an Australian term. He theorized that she only said it to impress this Australian woman. The English woman denied it, saying that “no worries” isn’t an Australian term, which, of course, it is.
So I’m saying that Newt is trying to impress the British ladyboys who watch his videos.
11:45 – “If you’re a fan of those micro-budget, in a box style movies…”
Nobody is. Nobody is a fan of these fucking shit, zero budget tits and gore “movies”.
13:15 – Newt begs this complete nobody to review Swamp Zombie 2 and says that he deserves it because he just gave his movie a good review and he comments on his channel. What a shameless piece of shit.
“This is why I don’t watch these videos back because I just assume that I sound like a fucking dickhole.”
Yeah. That’s the video.
So the channel that Newt was talking about is Movie Timelines.
https://www.youtube.com/@movietimelines
59,000 subscribers. They’re hardly setting the world on fire.
I was going to write more about this guy’s channel but I tried to watch two videos, quickly got bored, and closed the window.
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Destiny Fomo’s Recent Youtube Shorts
Shaking her tits.
Showing her ass and tits.
Showing her tits while lipsyncing to something stupid.
Showing her tits while lip syncing to “Some people have a boyfriend, some people have a girlfriend, and some people have video games.”
Some people have pimps.
So that’s it. We’re done. Nobody’s watching this shit. How could they? It’s totally without merit. None of this is REMOTELY interesting. Madam Fomo has done the impossible: she’s made tits and ass boring. I don’t want to see it. Do something interesting, you complete fucking buffoon.
Her Twitter is entirely pictures of her cleavage. It’s fucking boring.
I saw some topless pictures of her years ago. I don’t know what I did with them. That’s how bad they were. You don’t want to see them.
She has a 70% off “sale” on her OnlyFans. It’s perpetual sales for Destiny Fomo’s OnlyFans. Nobody wants this shit. “I do lewds only”. Then fuck off.
It’s a legitimate prostitute and she won’t get naked. TuanX is the world’s worst pimp. He has NO IDEA what people want. It’s not these shitty fucking “shorts” and “lewds” on OnlyFans, I’ll tell you that much.
He hasn’t posted in a year, by the way. Thank fuck. It was creepy as shit. He had little kids commenting on his videos and he was actively soliciting for girls to work for him. “Give me your name, your phone number, your address, your age, your social media.” Dude. Come on. This is completely deplorable. Do better with fucking Whore Fomo and then you won’t have to actively target 13 year olds for your prostitution empire.
I’m looking at his Instagram and he has pictures from November 2023 of him with a heavily pregnant woman. Then a few months later, there’s pictures of him with a baby. In 2021, there’s pictures of him with this same woman in a wedding dress.
I don’t know. It’s definitely Destiny Fomo’s pimp. What kind of pimp gets married? That’s weird.
His Instagram describes him as “Aria’s daddy”. He’s Whore Fomo’s “daddy” too.
His Twitter describes himself as “husband/father/entertainer…” You left an important one off: pimp. I’m not saying that this revelation that he’s married and has a child with somebody other than Whore Fomo doesn’t make things more confusing but I’m still convinced that this man is Whore Fomo’s pimp. Where was that article where I broke this all down?
That’s from 2020. I could swear that I did one more recently than that. That article might not break everything down including that creepy as fuck website that he had/has that had a scam phone number to call (same scam that Whore Fomo ran at the time) but it has some information in it.
Here are her prostitute reviews. I kind of hid them in an unrelated article. I got these reviews from some New York prostitute website. After I said that I had them, Madam Fomo contacted those people and got the reviews taken down but fortunately, I saved them all and still have them.
Biggest takeaway: her pussy has a foul smell.
On his Twitter, he’s extremely angry about everything. Wrestling, corporate mergers, people overestimating the price of housing, a video of somebody jumping over a bunch of chairs. EVERYTHING sets this guy off. He also has the same exact interests as Whore Fomo: wrestling, video games, and comics. It’s not a coincidence. He’s behind Whore Fomo’s fucking Twitter and Youtube and TikTok and Twitch and OnlyFans and everything else.
Anyway, now his website is just a TeeSpring page. You want a bootleg Toys R Us logo on a pillow? Well, now you can have one. But who the fuck would want that?
He’s the world’s worst businessman. And as a result, you get the world’s worst whore in Destiny Fomo. There’s got to be a better pimp out there who can start making some money with Whore Fomo.
Here’s what I’d do, if I can do some armchair pimping. Day 1: the OnlyFans is nude. All nude. Her tits aren’t looking great? Who gives a shit? People are going to pay. Put it out there.
These shitty Youtube shorts and TikTok videos where she just shakes her tits? Gone. Not wasting time on that shit. We’re putting out decent videos about video games. She used to do it, briefly, many years ago. Her videos weren’t complete shit. So it can be done.
She seems to “travel” a lot, not just to Japan but throughout the US. I assume that this is lucrative. This is all obviously for prostitution. But I’d have to see some figures before I can critique whether or not this should be changed.
Here’s another idea: have free sex with the horntards in exchange for having them sign a release for the sex videos to be posted on OnlyFans. Now we’re making some money. People are going to talk. You can fuck Whore Fomo for FREE? That’s the hook. Obviously, very few people will take the offer, not wanting to appear on the website, but some complete low-lifes will do it. And then you have the videos. Then you have people coming to watch the videos. They’re subscribing. You don’t even need to have the perpetual sales any more. You can charge the full ten bucks a month.
Have a fucking horntard gang bang if you want to really crank up some sales. You can have Super Geoff and Games & Movies and…I don’t think that ShiShi follows Whore Fomo but I’m sure that he can be tempted.
You can have the world’s biggest horntard gangbang. Get all of these mentally-challenged reprobates on the scene. And it would cost you NOTHING. You’re not paying for their flights or hotels or anything. They have to pay for all of their costs. And they would do it because they’re going to get to fuck Whore Fomo. Then you put the video on OnlyFans and everything you make is profit. There were no costs involved.
This is all just off the top of my head. All it takes is a man with a vision. TuanX has NO vision, which is why Whore Fomo is languishing doing the absolute trash that she is, that nobody is fucking interested in.
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Erin is Taking a Break from Youtube and Twitch
“Hi, I’m really sorry I haven’t been streaming & putting out as much video content lately. I’ve been dealing with some very serious family health issues and care taking. I hope to return to more consistent content production eventually when things get more under control”
She’ll be back next February along with James & Mike Mondays.
But I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe one or both of her parents got carpal tunnel syndrome.
Voultar, one of the horntards who has a Youtube channel that Erin appeared on, says, “I hope everything is getting better.” Erin says, “Thanks, hope things get better with you too”. What’s wrong with Voultar? Possibly nothing but Erin didn’t know what to say. Erin never knows what to say.
Oh, look at this. Joe from Game Sack left a reply. He’s crushed. Joe is a big Erin Plays fan. “Please, take your time. Real life is more important.” Words of wisdom from that fucking desperate pervert who’s trying to steal the love of Mike Matei’s life. Go back to ogling Newt Wallen’s penis, you fucking faggot. But Erin replies, “I try to remind myself of that”. Oh sure. Erin is usually so totally dedicated to her Twitch and Youtube “career”. She works a good five hours a week on this shit.
Horny Goriya, Erin’s lesbian Youtube love interest leaves reply too. We’re getting all of the big time perverts coming out for this tweet. “Sorry to hear. Wishing you and your family the best. It’s good that you’re able to help out and support your loved ones, but don’t forget to take some time to take care of yourself too.” God. She’s even boring in text form. Erin replies, “Thanks so much. I’m trying to find a balance but it’s not easy!”. Oh yeah. Erin is just so self-less. Always thinking of others. Like that time when she said you should ask your elderly neighbours if they need anything from the store during covid.
There are 40 other replies but they’re from people who DON’T have Youtube channels so Erin didn’t deem any of them worthy of a reply. Fuck these peasants who may or may not have jobs. I only deal with Youtubers.
Galactic Chat Wave Radio leaves a Star Trek gif to express his feelings. Uh huh.
BMK Retro Gaming says, “Take what time you need. Those who enjoy your content, (myself included), will still be around when you’re ready to go again”. He’ll be ready with his dick in his hand for your return, Erin. Don’t you worry.
Jamie A Rose leaves a picture of two anime school girls hugging each other to express his feelings.
And finally, Edwina says that her nudes are in her profile. Probably the most interesting post on here.
Oh, and Jared Genesis replied to that spam post. He’s…he’s an odd fellow.
So that explains the lack of hot new “content” from Erin. How will I cope? I need to know what colours she likes. I need to know what things she thinks look like other things. I need confirmation that everything that somebody in the chat says is “cool”. I need to see the worst fucking video game footage ever recorded for every game complete with totally ignorant commentary that betrays her complete lack of interest and lack of knowledge about video games. I need a total personality blackhole in my life.
Oddly, ShiShi didn’t reply to that message. Somebody should do a wellness check on him. Maybe he decided that life wasn’t worth living in a world with no god awful Erin videos.