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  • Never Before Seen Pokemon Game | Today In Retro – Retro Ali

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUCC3S_Dyas 

    It’s Pokemon Picross.  That’s the game.  Big deal.

    But Ali wants to hide this information from the title.  Because she knows if she put “Pokemon Picross” in the title, nobody would give a shit.

    I had Mario’s Picross as a kid. Wait…1995?  I was older than I thought.  Well, anyway, I wasn’t impressed with the game.  I still played it, though.  

    It’s just fucking…like you have to fill in a little pixel art thing.  They fill one horizontal row and one vertical row for you and you have to figure out the rest.  It’s kind of like sudoku, I guess, but not really.

    Then if you fill everything in correctly, you get a little picture.  And that’s it.  You move on to the next one.  There’s like 500 of these pictures to do.  It’s a Game Boy game, by the way.

    So Ali recently streamed this Pokemon Picross.  I guess that the game was complete but just never released.  I watched some of this VERY briefly.  She’s horrendous.  But it’s the same fucking game but Pokemon pictures instead of Mario pictures.

    The game is…I don’t know.  I played it quite a bit but even at the time, I didn’t like it.  It was just something to pass the time, I guess.  Entertainment options were more limited back then.  It was either Mario’s Picross or a hoop and a stick.  

    Absolutely no way would I play that game today.  I mean, the game is fine but…it’s like doing sudokus.  Nobody really wants to do sudokus.  It’s just something that you do on the train or at the airport.

    So let’s check out Ali’s boring video.  At least it’s only five minutes.

    Apparently, there was a leak of Game Boy games in September.  Let me Google this.  Anything to get me away from Ali’s boring video.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/emulation/comments/ipf156/big_nintendo_leak_game_boy_lotcheck_roms_with/

    Just some fucking Game Boy games that were leaked, I guess.  I read the list.  Nothing screamed out at me.

    1:30 – Then she just shows footage of her recent streams of this game.  This is the exact same boring content that Erin does.  Ali seems to copy Erin A LOT.  Why?  Is it working for Erin?  Maybe emulate somebody who’s actually successful.

    2:45 – Great footage of Ali picking her ear and then rubbing it on the chair.  

    3:45 – She reads a Japanese game title.  Why?  She doesn’t know what she’s saying.  She doesn’t know if this is pronounced at all correctly.  Maybe it’s just because it has the words “cocky master” in it and this is something for the pathetic losers watching this to jerk off to.

    So that’s the video.  She didn’t mention Mario Picross once.  I assume that she doesn’t know about it.  She mentioned the Super Nintendo Picross game, though.  

    Let’s check out her Patreon.  She advertised this thing at the end of the video.  Said that there were some cool perks.

    FOURTEEN PATRONS!  Let the good times roll.

    And as for the “cool perks”, for $1 you can have your name at the end of some of her videos.  For $5 you can join her Discord.

    Why would anybody pay to join a Discord?  Especially one that must have less than ten people in it.  

  • Return Of The Y2K Aesthetic – Bobdunga

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jct3923dqcU

    Before I get to this video, she also posted a related video on the same day.  That video is entitled “Happy New Year From 2001”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qb_D5sGCT4

    It’s one minute of Bobdunga, in a small window, wearing crazy makeup and a weird pink Barbie top and she’s showing off various items that I guess are from the year 2001.  While doing a “sexy” dance.  

    So there’s a translucent pink bag, some kind of pink children’s audio recorder or something, some crazy close ups of Bobdunga, she does some “sexy” poses, she shows a translucent Gameboy, she’s on a flip phone, there’s a Tamagochi or something.  And that’s the video.  

    Just more crazy shit from crazy Bobdunga.  People are jerking off to this, and that obviously the intention.  

    So on to the main attraction…eleven minutes of crazy Bobdunga talking about how much she misses translucent cases for electronics.

    0:00 – She’s in the same insane clothes and makeup.  

    God, I’m feeling ill already.  She’s just fucking insane and it makes for really, really uncomfortable viewing.

    Then she starts talking about the “Y2K Aesthetic.”  I’ve never heard of this.  From a Google images search, one of the pictures is somebody wearing a pink outfit similar to what Bobdunga is wearing.  So that explains that.  She’s trying to do a “Y2K Aesthetic” fashion thing.  And I assume that this also explains the makeup.  Because from 1997 to 2003, people looked like this?  Where the fuck was I?  I never saw this.

    1:15 – She says that her mother stored a bunch of water in the basement to prepare for Y2K.  I hate to say this but it does help to explain things.  Mental illness runs in families.

    4:15 – I’m trying to get through this but this is now the SECOND obnoxious clip of black people doing and/or saying something stupid that she’s inserted into this video.  It’s borderline racist.  Why promote black stupidity?  It’s fucking morons speaking Ebonics and cooning.  

    And for Bobdunga to promote these videos, a woman who has an Indian parent, it’s even more offensive.  

    Imagine a white person filling their video with clips of black people doing stupid shit.  People would recognise this as racist immediately.  But because Bobdunga passes as black, it’s okay?  

    6:00 – “So I bet you’re wondering what kind of revival the Y2K Aesthetic has undergone in this day and age.”

    I can honestly say that I wasn’t wondering that.

    Then she says that it’s back in the form of high end PCs.  You know…PCs that have a window on them so you can see inside.  And lighting effects.  Yeah.  My computer, that I bought over five years ago, has all that shit.  So I guess this “trend” has been “back” for a while now.

    Oh…then she ends the video with that same crazy video that I talked about at the start of this.

    So that’s…that’s the video.  I don’t even know what happened.  She was talking about Y2K and fashion that I’ve never seen before and then translucent cases and then this “Y2K Aesthetic” is back now in the form of translucent PC towers.  

    What?  

    – “In the early 2000s I never heard anyone say “y2k” in terms of fashion or tech😂😂 this generation did that for some weird reason”

    Yeah…I concur with that.  I didn’t even think about that.  I just so blown away by the craziness.  But Bobdunga replies and according to her research, she did find examples of people saying “Y2K” in relation to fashion and/or translucent…cases.  Whatever.

    So…god, I have a headache now.  I forgot what I was going to write.  Let’s just end it.  Get help, Bobdunga. 

  • POWER BLADE on NES – Erin Plays

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONX-JuKtrMs

    My channel turns four today, and what better way to celebrate than by releasing a new video?! Let’s review Power Blade on NES! Enjoy and thanks so much for the support over the years 🙂 

    Don’t mention it, Erin.  I’m happy to help.

    But look at this ridiculous description.  It’s her fourth year anniversary on Youtube so what better way to celebrate than to…release a new video?  That’s what she does every fucking week.  And actually, she missed last week.  So this is late.  

    And without even starting the video, I’m going to guess that this is a just a compilation video of her recent Twitch streams where she played this game.  I haven’t even watched any of that shit, by the way.  I’ve pretty much given up on the Erin Plays Extras channel where she uploads stuff from Twitch.  She edits it to shit and it’s all boring as fuck.  

    Finally, this video is five minutes and forty three seconds long.  So it’s significantly shorter than most of her videos.  

    This is a ridiculously zero effort video.  A five minute clip show from some recent Twitch streams.  That’s the video that she’s releasing for this “special” occasion.  And she skipped last week’s video.

    The good news is that she seems to have completely checked out.  Maybe that means that she’s going to shut down the channel soon.  Maybe she’s going to start looking for a job.  Maybe she’s going to have that difficult conversation with Mike where she admits that she was just using him for Youtube promotion.

    Speaking of which, Mike promoted this video on his Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/1345514373368963072

    But who the fuck goes to Mike’s Twitter?

    0:00 – “Hey guys!  So I finally got around to playing Power Blade on the NES.”

    Yeah.  On stream, for money.  Why does she always leave this out?

    “I bought this poor, discoloured cartridge years ago but for some reason I kept putting it off.”

    Does anyone want to field this one?  It’s because you don’t fucking play video games, Erin.  Why did you buy this thing?  She bought it within the past four years, since she started her channel.  And she planned to turn it into “content”.  That’s it.  Why doesn’t she just say this?  Why does she try to portray herself as a “gamer” when it’s blindingly obvious that this is just all for “content”?  She does not play video games AT ALL unless it’s for “content”.  

    Oh, by the way, yeah, this is just clips from her recent streams of this game.  

    Then she name checks the Batman game and Vice Project Doom, two games that she played on stream, for money.

    0:30 – “Especially Batman.  I freaking love that game.”

    The only time that she ever played this game was for a Youtube video that she made YEARS ago and possibly for a Twitch stream.  She loves the game.  

    2:15 – There are upgrades in this game so Erin says, “It’s kind of like getting whip power ups in Castlevania.”

    Fucking unbelievable.  How many games have upgrades for your weapon?  Hundreds of thousands?  Millions?  But she thinks that this is something special.  And the game she compares it to is Castlevania, her favourite game series of all time, a game series that she has NEVER played in her spare time.  She only plays these games on stream, for money.

    2:45 – She shows a clip of her getting lost in this game.  Why?  Why would she showcase her playing the game poorly?  

    3:30 – More footage of her not knowing what she’s doing.  Because she never played this game before.  She’s showing you footage of her playing the game for the first and last time ever.  

    Then she shows MORE clips of her not knowing what she’s doing.  There’s literally a clip of her saying, “I don’t know what to do.  This is so stressful.”

    Why is she showing this?  I think the idea is that this is an example of the game being bad.  No.  YOU’RE BAD AT THE GAME.  You only played it ONE TIME in your entire life.  And it was on stream, for money.  And you’re shit at games.  Of course it’s not going to go well.  It’s not a fault of the game.

    4:45 – “I like that hamburgers give you health in this game.”

    Oh, cute food.  Fascinating.

    “If only that was the case in real life.”

    Well, I think you can eat hamburgers as part of a balanced diet.  What I don’t think works is stuffing your fat face with Big Macs every day.

    I recently got down to my college weight.  All I did was keep track of my calories and not go over that calorie limit.  So I started at like 1200, which is pretty low.  Consult your doctor before taking diet advice from the GamerGrrls blog.  And then after I started getting close to my weight loss goal, I moved up to 1500.  And now that I’m at the goal, I shoot for eating between 1700 and 2000 calories a day.  

    It took me about three months to lose 15 pounds and 15 pounds was my goal.  

    So you can eat what you want.  I didn’t really change anything.  I started eating a bit more fruit but that’s it.  Oh, and I really cut down on sweets.  And I only drink water, but I was doing that anyway.  

    But if you want a Big Mac, you can have a Big Mac.  It’s 562 calories.  That’s fine.  You can have fucking two of them if you want and still have calories left over.  

    5:15 – “If I can do it, you definitely can.”

    Well, that’s true.  She’s talking about how she beat the game.  At least she’s honest about her horrendous video game abilities.

    So yeah.  This was an absolute shit video.  She didn’t even appear on camera (except in these Twitch clips).  

    This is her big fucking four years on Youtube extravaganza video?  

    So Joe from Gamesack is the top comment.  

    – “Congrats on 4 years! It’ll be 5 soon. Then 10. Then 30.”

    Erin says, “Thank you! I . . . I think. 😰”

    But yeah, he’s just coming on to her.  Women like funny guys.  Well, not really.  

    – “Happy anniversary to your channel! Badass content as always!”

    I assume that he meant “bad content”.

    – “Ehhhhh, does her voice just hurt your ears? Why do her videos keep popping up?”

    Where is he seeing these videos?  Maybe he follows Mike on Twitter.

    – “A great game and much better than the Famicom version for sure. Did you try the nice little trick that after you go into the door of the boss room you can hit the grenade button for a one hit kill for most bosses?”

    Erin says, “I didn’t know that!”

    You don’t say.  Lee Fischer must be a total fucking moron if he hasn’t yet picked up on the fact that Erin only plays these games on stream, for money.

    – “The only girl gamer channel I watch. Part of it is because Mike Matei brought me here and the other part because she actually plays retro games, unlike other yotubers who only play the new and big games to get views on their channels.”

    Is that right?  No, Retro Ali plays 8 and 16 bit games.  It’s on Twitch but she uploads them to Youtube.  So same as what Erin does.  You can check them out right here:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlcQuuJBat4gUKfhqW58vg/videos

    And unlike Erin’s shit videos, Ali publishes them unedited and includes the chat.  I also think that she uploads all of her Twitch content to Youtube.  There’s a lot that Erin doesn’t upload to Youtube.

    Of course, Ali’s videos are completely unwatchable but she is in fact playing retro video games.  

    Bobdunga…no.  Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining…no.  MadamFomo…no.  PelvicGamer…no.  

    So I guess he’s kind of right.  Not many women stream old games.  Well, at least as far as I know.  It’s not something that I look for.  I basically only deal with six or so gamer grrls.  I’m sure if you go on Twitch, you’ll find some.  Or look shit up on Youtube.

    – “For the love of god will you and Mike make more streams together where you use lots of sexual puns, innuendos, and everything else that is possibly sexual which lies under god’s green earth?! We need more SEX in this society and are all hard-up and isolated and deprived from this virus wreaking havoc on our sex lives.”

    This doesn’t require further comment from me.

    – “In my old age, I have completely lost patience with “where the hell do I go” games. I played Neutopia on TG16 recently and immediatly downloaded overworld maps. Fight me lol”

    She doesn’t know what that game is.  Are you fucking insane?

    – “Erin, I got to your channel through Adam the Woo, odd right! He ran into supervideogamegal, she lead me here. Strange how youtube works sometimes. Happy 4th Anniversary!”

    Yeah.

    – “Erin is the hot chick that can still beat you but in certain games anytime she talks my heart melts luv ya girl 🥰”

    Questions abound.  What game is Erin possibly beating anyone at?  And in what universe is Erin “hot”?

    – “I’m single 😥😥😥😥😥”

    Then somebody replies, “You’ll find someone eventually. Here’s some advice: learn to love yourself first. Also, why are you saying this in the comments to a video about Nintendo games?”

    I found it amusing.

    – “If it wasn’t for your socials I would have missed your 4th anniversary video. YouTube didn’t put this on my subscriptions page.”

    Yeah, a lot of people are saying this.  Maybe Youtube flagged this shit for spam.  That’s basically whath this is.  This is complete trash.  She’s just making a clip show from her Twitch streams.

  • Life update and my New Year goals – SuperVideoGameGal

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qXdpNqpMs 

    Hey, a semi-normal opening.  Not her usual awkward as fuck one.  Good job.

    1:30 – She’s talking about how she found her job at Screenwave.  “I reached out to Justin, a friend, a dear friend of mine from my expo world.  He actually helped bring in James Rolfe, who is Angry Video Game Nerd.  And just in general we’ve become friends.”

    I find it odd that she explains who James Rolfe is but we’re just supposed to know who Justin is.  It’s Justin Silverman of Screenwave fame.

    1:45 – “I really appreciate him.  I just want to first say that.  He is super kind, super caring, and super just like, one of the nicest dudes you’ll ever meet.”

    This is her boss.  I mean…it’s a job.  He’s not doing you a favour.  You’re exchanging your labour for money.  He’s profiting off of your labour.  You don’t have to doff your cap to him.

    I never understood these bootlickers.  I’ve had jobs in the US, shitty jobs, but whatever.  I’d go in, do the job, and leave.  

    Not once did I think to say, “Wow.  Thank you so much for letting me work here.  You’re a super boss.”  Who the fuck does that?  It’s not a charity.  These people are making money off of your work.  They need you working there at least as much as you need the job.

    I had a job where you got fucking demerits for wearing the wrong colour socks.  Believe me when I say that this does not happen in any civilised country.  But worker rights in the US are ridiculously weak.  So companies can do whatever the fuck they want.  And that breeds this kind of ass licking behaviour that SuperVideoGameGal is demonstrating.

    Calling your boss “Mr” or “Ms” whatever.  Doesn’t happen in civilised countries.  It happens in the US.  Because there’s always this mentality of somebody lording it over you.  Employees have to know their place.

    So anyway, she asked her BFF Justin what a community manager at Screenwave does.  And he said, “We don’t have one.  Is that something that you’d be interested in doing?”

    What kind of answer is that?  They had one at least as recently as July 2018.  

    https://screenwavemedia.com/screenwave-media-updates/

    That was a blog post from Ian, the new community manager.  Why didn’t Justin just give the job description?  How can she possibly say that it’s something that she’s interested in if she doesn’t even know what the job entails?

    Anyway, she agreed to do this job that she apparently knew nothing about.

    2:30 – “So that kind of broke open the egg of what is now this lovely tart or this lovely quiche that we have made of Screenwave goodness.”

    What a bizarre metaphor.  Broke open the egg of this tart…do tarts even have eggs in them?  God, now I have look up fucking tart recipes.

    Well, a lot of recipes seem to use an egg but not the ones on Martha Stewart’s website.  Like this one:

    https://www.marthastewart.com/315685/chocolate-ganache-tart

    I don’t even know what a fucking tart is, to be honest.  That is not what I had in mind.  I did a Google image search and they all look like pies.  So what’s the difference between a tart and a pie?  

    I don’t really know what a quiche is either.  What the fuck is wrong with this woman?  She’s fucking awful.  Talking about this food that nobody fucking eats.  Some hippie California tofu bullshit.

    Then she explains what Screenwave is.

    2:45 – “When you watch Youtube videos, there kind of has to be a middleman between promotional deals.  There has to be somebody who helps with copyright claims.  There has to be somebody who’s doing all of these behind the scenes things.”

    No, there doesn’t.  James Rolfe could do all of this stuff himself if he wasn’t a lazy autistic man.  Or if he wants to hire somebody to do this shit, he can do that.  But it’s not required.  

    3:15 – “So they do have quite a few content creators/Youtubers underneath their…their…umm…their little home.  As I call it.  I call it a “home”.”

    She’s been working there for, I don’t know, a month?  Six weeks?  And she’s already fully indoctrinated.  

    Oh, it’s a home.  How cozy.  That’s such wonderful corporate speak.  I think that I’d like to join Screenwave’s home.  I don’t have a channel but since Justin is such an amazing guy, maybe he’d let me in anyway.  I can prop my feet up on the ottoman and watch some delicious “content” from such Screenwave “creators” as BringBackTheBooty and SuperDerek.  Could you make me a tart, please, SuperVideoGameGal?  I bought some fresh eggs today.

    “Screenwave is the home of Youtube.”

    I’m not even joking.  That’s a direct quote.  

    “We’re trying to make sure that things are working right.”

    It’s just unbelievable.  She works in a place for six weeks (at most), REMOTELY, and she’s fully committed.  Who the fuck has this kind of corporate loyalty?  It’s ridiculous.  It’s like she was fighting in the trenches of WWII with Ryan Schott and formed a strong lifetime bond as a result.  

    SIX WEEKS IN A PART-TIME, REMOTE JOB!  GET IT TOGETHER!

    She’s just so fucking obnoxious.  This is all fake.  At least I hope it is.  She’s a fake person.  

    3:45 – “RetroWare is actually part of Screenwave now and that is definitely a passion project in my heart because as you all know, retro gaming.”

    SuperVideoGameGal, listen.  It’s a JOB.  It’s a PART-TIME job.  REMOTE.  You don’t have to devote your entire life to them like you’re a part of some doomsday cult.  Do the job and then move on with your life.  Screenwave isn’t the second coming of Christ.  

    4:00 – She’s talking about future videos of hers that you can enjoy.  “You will be seeing a lot of RetroWare content, me in some RetroWare content for sure, you’ll be seeing a lot of Screenwave stuff, me talking about Screenwave.  They’re an amazing company and they’ve been nothing but able to help me during a really tragic and dumb time of people’s lives.”

    That’s a direct quote.  She muddled her words at the end.  But…I mean…it’s crazy.  

    I used to work in a pizzaria.  I didn’t devote the rest of my life to spreading the good word about this place.  Singing their praises to anyone who would listen.  Hey come on, guys!  It’s the best sauce in the city.  Just try it.  That’s all I ask.  

    But this woman is out there evangelising for fucking Screenwave.  Trying to convert the heathens.  

    I had some lunatic knock on my door once, when I was living in the US, and he asked, “Do you think you’re going to Heaven?”  What the fuck?  I’ll get there before you do, you fucking scumbag.  He was from some fucking heretical bullshit.  Jehovah’s Witness or something.  

    And I had another guy, this was in London, I was just walking down the street, coming home from work, and he stopped me.  It was a black guy and he was with his young son.  And the son starts nervously talking about Jesus.  

    This is just child abuse.  If you want to harass people door to door and risk getting punched in the face, that’s your business.  But don’t bring your children into this.  He did this to mitigate the chances of getting punched in the face.

    So when I told this kid that I wasn’t interested, the father got an attitude with me.  Fuck you, you piece of shit.  What sort of response do you expect from this?

    So my point is, we can’t be too far away from SuperVideoGameGal going door to door and saying, “Have you heard about the good news of Screenwave Media?”

    Back to the video.  She says that the links are in the description so you can see what Screenwave Media is all about.  It’s just madness.  This is a fucking proselytizing video.  She’s proselytizing for Screenwave Media, a company that she’s worked at for SIX WEEKS AT THE MOST!  PART-TIME!  REMOTELY!

    Even if she worked there full time for decades…I mean…who has this sort of devotion to their employer?  It’s not even remotely normal.  Nobody wants to hear about your fucking job.  Even if the job is interesting, nobody wants to hear it.  She’s a fucking community manager….something.  I don’t even remember.  For some company that…I don’t even really know what they do.  Some middleman who handles promotional shit for “Youtubers”?  Like those Raid Shadow…whatever ads that appear in Cinemassacre videos now?  How can you possibly be passionate about that?

    I’ve had these admin jobs.  They’re boring as fucking shit.  I wasn’t going around boasting about my administrator job.  I wasn’t regaling people with “fascinating” stories about spreadsheets.  I wasn’t telling everyone who would listen that this company was the pinnacle of civilization.

    It was a fucking job.  It was boring.  Nobody wanted to hear any stories about that shit and I didn’t want to tell them about it.  

    4:45 – “I’m super blessed to have my job.  I’m super blessed to be able to work hard for them.”

    It’s crazy.  She’s literally injecting religion into this now.  God wants me to work hard for Screenwave Media.  

    This is just a crazy person.  I would not want this person working for me.  This sort of fanatical devotion to a company is not at all normal.

    Then she goes on about how much she loves everyone on the “team”.

    Fuck.  I mean, this video is 15 minutes long.  I’m not even five minutes into this and this has already gone on too long.  It’s a crazy woman singing the praises of Screenwave Media.  What more can I say?

    5:00 – Oh thank fuck.  She moved on.  New Years resolutions.  I think she’s going to resolve to get the Screenwave logo branded on her forehead to show her total devotion to the company.

    Aw.  No, it’s just fucking lose weight.

    6:15 – “I take massive supplements every single night.”

    Yeah.  I don’t know.  Supplements?  I’ve never done this shit.  It strikes me as abnormal but I’m sure it’s common in California.

    Her goal is to get her her health “in check”.  She goes on to say, “That also means mentally.”

    Well, now we’re getting to it.  At least she recognises that she is not well.

    “Toxicity is out there.  Especially on social media.”

    What?  No.  That’s not the problem.  YOU’RE the problem.  It’s not “toxic” people on social media.  It’s crazy people trying to convert people to the cult of Screenwave Media.

    And what she’s talking about is people posting pictures and whatnot of them having a good time and what a great life they have.  She doesn’t like that.

    I’m not on any of this shit.  I don’t use social media.  I was never interested in any of that.  So…I just don’t use it.  But I wouldn’t describe people talking about how much fun they’re having as “toxic”.  Even if it’s fake.  Even if their lives aren’t as amazing as they portray on Twitter or whatever, that’s not “toxic”.  That’s trivial bullshit.  Who cares?

    7:30 – “I’m very independent and that being said, I have a very different way of thinking than most people because I question it first instead of just going with what happens.”

    And yet, she’s jumped in with both feet on the Screenwave Media hype train after working there, remotely, part-time, for six weeks.  

    8:00 – “I’m on social media all day for work so I don’t want to be on it all night for work too.”

    All day?  How long does it take to run Screenwave’s Twitter account?  Whatever.

    10:00 – She teases a “collab” video with “Erin”.  First name only.  We all know Erin Plays, right?  That big time “Youtuber”.

    Oh, that would be great.  Two women with absolutely no personalities combining forces.  Who will be more off-putting?  

    10:15 – “It just sucks that she’s on the other side of the US.”

    Give it six months.  She’ll be back.

    She says that she’s going to do videos on things other than video games.  I’m all for this.  I’ve always said this.  Video games, fucking boring.  Give us something else once in a while.

    Then she starts going on about her “tiki stuff”.  Whatever that is.  “The tiki community”.  Like the Hawaiian idol statues?  

    Then she says the word “tiki” literally like…30 times?  Something like this.

    Then she says that she wants to travel to England (and Paris) to meet some online friends of hers.  This post is already too long so I won’t talk about my trip to Paris.  But spoiler: it’s a fucking dump.

  • Justin Silverman AMA on Reddit

     https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/knc5u4/cinemassacre_producer_justin_silverman_ama/

    There are like 500 questions and he’s answering all of them.  This is his full-time job now.

    And almost everybody is so sycophantic.  These people went on about what a fat, disgusting slob he is FOR YEARS.  But then he shows up to answer some questions and most everyone is talking about what a swell guy he is.  

    Oh, you’re such a good actor.  Where did you learn to act?  Your role as Spawn was reminiscent of Laurence Olivier.  I love your Gengar collection.  Rental Reviews was super awesome.

    It was the same thing when Mike posted there.  For YEARS it was homosexual messages about Mike’s penis, homosexual Photoshops of Mike as a woman, Mike is a scumbag for firing that sexy guy Bootsy, Mike is a big fat ass, et cetera.

    Then he posts a message on the forum and everyone is sucking his metaphorical penis.  They like that stuff over there.  They’re all about Mike’s penis.  They should put a picture of it on the sidebar.  Oh wait.  They did.

    Then Mike stopped posting there and it was homosexual business as usual.  Back to the grind of Photoshopping pictures of Mike’s penis into his own mouth.

    But then he got fired and the ass kissing began anew.  How could you fire this awesome guy who we spent YEARS shitting on over stuff that he did over a decade ago?  

    So I suspect that this love for Justin Silverman will be short-lived.  As soon as he stops posting there, we’ll be back to Photoshopped pictures of him as Jabba the Hutt getting ass fucked by Mike Matei while James Rolfe watches.

    Some people stayed true to form but they mostly got downvoted to oblivion.  So it’s the exact opposite of what would normally happen.  Under normal circumstances, if you say something positive about Screenwave, you get downvoted.  But now it’s the people saying negative stuff about Screenwave that get downvoted.

    But here’s an example of a guy who kept it real and wasn’t all about that Justin Silverman ass kissing.

    For someone who put so much thought into this post you really haven’t answered anything but maybe that was the whole point.

    -Was the whole taking a break from James and Mike Mondays bullshit or did they really plan on coming back to it later on like all great tv shows?

    -Why is James so busy at home with muh kidz when he has a full time stay at home wife. What is she doing all day / night?

    -Is Mike still getting checks from Screenwave / Cinemassacre. And if so why?

    -What is a bigger failure Talkaboutgames 2.0 or Erinplays?

    – What the fuck is with Ryan’s hair?

    You mention Tony and The Caveman are the only two working full time. I think we might have found the issue.

    That was from MustardTiger1337.  I think that he posted on the Erin Plays sub-reddit.  I could be wrong.  

    But Mr Silverman replies.  I’ll just post the part about Erin.

    Umm, I know you’re being a dick, but Retail Reviews was fun for a bit. It sucks being forced into a schedule though. And Erin Plays makes good stuff, she likes showing people retro shit and learns a lot from doing it. Props there, regardless of her connection with us and Mike. Wish we could do more Spice Girls content together.

    I mean…there you have it.  Everybody know what Erin is doing.  

    This guy is clearly saying that Erin is a fraud who doesn’t know anything about video games.  It can’t be much clearer.  She’s doing these videos and “learns a lot from doing it.”  

    He answered all of these questions in a fairly straight forward manner but also heavy doses of PR.  “Oh, I fully accept what you’re saying but I disagree.”  Shit like this.  

    Obviously, he’s not going to go along with a lot of this horseshit but whenever he didn’t want to answer a question, he would say, “I wasn’t there for that.”  So homosexual questions about Mike’s penis or Draco banning people from the official Cinemassacre sub-reddit and shit like this.  By the way, I’ve never been banned from there.

    And with this Erin thing.  Come on.  Her content is indefensible.  So the most he can say is that “she learns a lot from doing it.”

    It’s like Joe from Gamesack’s response when I asked him what he likes about Erin’s videos.  He said something about how he likes when she points out stuff in the background that he hasn’t noticed.  I mean…come on.  Really?  You’re tuning in every week to find out what background shit Erin is going to talk about?

    It’s ridiculous.  He’s jerking off over these videos.  That’s the only reason that anybody watches them.  And why are people jerking off to videos of a fully clothed, below average looking, 33 year old woman playing video games?  I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.  But that’s what’s happening.  It’s like foot fetish videos.  You can’t explain it but we all know that this is a fetish that some people have.

    Anyway, it’s just distasteful that everybody’s opinion changes as soon as he posts a message there.  “Oh, he’s an okay guy, after all!  Anybody who posts here has to be cool!”

    They spent fucking years of their lives demonising these Screenwave people in a childish, homosexual fashion.  It’s disgusting.  

    I mean, I talk about these gamer grrls but I realise that these are real people and I try to be as respectful as possible, given the fact that they’re all terrible people.  Even terrible people deserve some respect.  So I mostly talk about the content of the videos.  

    I wouldn’t say that I give constructive criticism because their videos are completely beyond help but I’m not often talking about their appearance or engaging in childish name calling. I don’t go on about what fat bitches they are and “Here’s a Photoshopped picture of Erin’s face on a sumo wrestler’s body” and, “Here’s Madam Fomo getting fucked in the ass by Tuan X.”  That shit is stupid.  

    I think that all of the gamer grrls I talk about are awful, immoral people.  But I don’t think that they’re sitting around plotting their next evil move.  They all probably think that they’re good people.  

    They’re just mentally ill be it narcissists or psychopaths or sociopaths or whatever.  Some of them are victims of society.  Some of them are really, really stupid.  Some of them are simply misguided.  Or any combination.  It’s a pick and mix but ultimately, these are people who have been failed in life and/or have mental health problems so one can’t be too angry at them.  

    With these friends of Dorothy over on Reddit, it’s just a mindless game with them.  They aren’t even talking about the actual Justin Silverman, for example.  They’re talking about the “meme” version of him, that they created, where he’s a big evil fat guy whose sole purpose in life is to destroy Cinemassacre.  It’s an excuse to vent mindless hatred against an imaginary figure representing supervillainy.  

    And then he posts on the forum and everybody is his best friend.  It’s fucking pathetic.  And why would you even want these losers to be your best friend?  Some fucking mental midgets creating gay erotica in their mothers’ basements all day.  Sitting there in their semen-encrusted underpants.  “Oh yeah….Mike in a wig….they’re going to love this shit!”.

    Edit: I wrote all of this in the morning of 1/1/21.  By the early evening of the same day, people were already shitting on Justin with hilarious “memes” and whatnot.  So that was an accurate prediction. 

  • A Couple of Horndogs Talking About Destiny Fomo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_yfrwZq9Y 

    This first guy did a video about Madam Fomo two months ago.  I talked about it here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/11/youtubers-talking-about-destiny-fomo.html

    It was just some crazy guy talking about his fondness for Madam Fomo.  

    But in this new video…I think that he’s…what’s the word…”dissing” her?  This video is chock full of Ebonics so I had a hard time with it but this young man seems to be claiming that he received oral sex from Madam Fomo.  

    He goes on to say that he called Madam Fomo “DF” (presumably for “Destiny Fomo) and she called him “BF” (presumably for “boyfriend”).  

    He threatens to leak screenshots of something (I’m not sure what) but then says, “no expose, just recognise hoes”.

    He claims that Madam Fomo isn’t a “gamer” and that in fact, he taught Madam Fomo about video games.  

    He finishes the video by saying that Madam Fomo’s true interest is in selling nude photos of herself.

    It seems plausible to me.  Indeed, I think that this guy lives in Florida.  I can’t tell you why I think that.  I must have seen it somewhere.  And this would coincide with Madam Fomo’s recent trip to Florida for “candy apples”.  

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/10/i-traveled-to-florida-for-candy-apples.html

    So this is some disgruntled john, perhaps.  Or it could be completely made up.  

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOoGW-ka0yA

    Here’s a different guy talking about Madam Fomo.  He has a playlist of Madam Fomo videos on his channel so he’s obviously a fan.

    He talks about some Batman video game for four and a half minutes of this video.

    4:45 – “I’ve been seeing a lot of ridiculous videos.  What I’ve always liked, whether it was video games, whether it was anime, just good movies in general.”

    Oh.  It’s yet another anime nerd.  And this is a black guy in his late 30s, I’d guess.  I don’t know.  Just seems weird to me.  I suppose that nerds who happen to be black like anime.  Why wouldn’t they?  Why would race be a factor for anime fandom?  I can accept Asian anime nerds.  I can accept white anime nerds.  But for some reason…black anime nerds…I don’t know.  I have a harder time with that.  It’s my own biases, I guess.

    5:45 – He says “john-ra” for “genre”.  Where is this guy from?  I don’t know.  But James Rolfe pronounces it that way too so I thought maybe it’s a Pennsylvania thing.

    Then he starts talking about “clout chasing”.  This is people who post videos on Youtube critical of other “Youtubers”.  

    He suggests that if you don’t like Madam Fomo’s videos, you shouldn’t watch them.  He includes Sunpi as well.  That’s some completely batshit crazy “Youtuber” who I wrote one or two reviews on but she’s absolutely unwatchable.

    9:45 – He compares Madam Fomo’s videos to Soul Train.  His father used to get upset when Soul Train came on.  “They’re gyrating and shaking their behinds”, he would say.  And this guy would say to his father, “Wouldn’t it be easier to change the channel than watch something that you don’t like?”

    12:00 – He starts talking about people who are overly dedicated to particular consoles.  For example, “If you like X-Box, you’re a jackass.”  

    He goes on, “If you’re that fucking dumb that you can hate somebody because they like a different console than you, then I’m pretty sure that skin colour is also something that you guys…you’re probably all racist as hell as well.”

    It’s an interesting theory.  Playstation fanboys, for example, as racists.  

    I get what he’s saying.  Something as trivial as console preference or skin colour isn’t a reason to hate anyone.  But is that the reason?  And does anyone really hate fans of other consoles?

    Take the Nintendo Gamecube adherents versus the Playstation 2 adherents.  Proponents of Playstation 2 would say that it’s a more powerful console and more mature games, whatever.  The Gamecube enthusiasts would counter that the Gamecube games are more fun, better controller, et cetera.

    But was there any genuine hatred?  Was violence erupting in the streets over this?  I don’t think so.

    Anyway, the video is basically 30 minutes of this guy saying, “If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.” 

  • The Best Video Games of 2020 – Cannot be Tamed

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSjcUW3lEE

    This obligatory end of year “best of” bullshit.  Fortunately, the other gamer grrls were all too lazy to do likewise.   

    0:00 – After hinting at the bad cold lockdown and how she had more leisure time, she says, “I played, though not necessarily finished, 37 releases from this year.”

    This struck me as peculiar.  She’s counting the games that she played?  And categorising them by year of release?  This sounds like autism to me . 

    0:15 – “A common theme for games this year are games that let me travel the world, going where I please.”

    WE GET IT, PAM!  CORONAVIRUS!  

    God, I’m already fucking bored with this shit.  Fifteen seconds in.

    2:30 – I’ve zoned out already.  She’s talking about a card game?  Something?  Fuck.  I don’t know.  I can’t.  Seventeen minutes?  No.  

    I simply don’t care.  Let me look at her fucking timestamps.  Maybe I’ve heard of one of these games.

    3:15 – Wasteland 3.  Fine.  Give it to me, Pam.  Hit me up with some INTERESTING takes on Wasteland 3.

    4:00 – There’s something not right about the way she pronounces “Reagan”.  As in Ronald Reagan, star of Bedtime for Bonzo.  

    You don’t really see films or tv shows with chimpanzees in supporting roles any more.  You hear about how dangerous they are and they can rip your arms off and whatnot but has it ever happened?  I mean, they made loads of chimp-centric films and tv shows up until about the late 1970s.  How many actors were maimed?  

    Anyway, Pam liked the game.  No.  It was terrible.  Completely broken.

    That’s as much of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining that I can stomach for today.  She’s just so boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

    – “hi pam you are so friendly and charming, i want to say this since few days ago :hi”

    This guy expects to get a date out of this.  How?  How is this going to work?  Even if it was a good pick up line, which it obviously wasn’t, he has a completely blank profile.  

    – “Hi beautiful Pam ^_^.I really enjoyed your video. As I see, there were good video games this difficult year. From your list I’d like to play Maneater for its originality and theme, Hades for the mythology and action, Spiritfarer for the beautiful art, Cloudpunk for its futuristic theme, and Ori and the Will of the Wisps for its gameplay and art.Haven is a game that is fine for me, mainly for its art, but I would love to play it with you by my side <3 

    As a comment I would like you make a video about what were your best NES games you played this year for the first time. 

    I will keep watching your awesome content next year and always admiring your personality and the pretty girl you are.Happy New Year!!! (^o^)”

    What a fucking creep.  He actually wrote that and thought that this was how you pick up chicks.  

    He has a blank profile too but he does have a playlist so we can get some insight into his interests.  Fucking anime in Spanish.  

    Well, his English was good.  I didn’t think that he wasn’t a native speaker.  Now that I know he isn’t, I can see his awkward grammar but I only noticed this after I knew English wasn’t his native language.

    So there’s some fucking giant nerd in Central or South America, possibly Spain, watching anime.  Anime seems to transcend nerd culture across the world.  What is it about anime that appeals so much to nerds?  

    In “the 90s” anime was kind of a new thing.  At least in the US.  Am I insane for saying that?  Let me check Wikipedia.

    No, that sounds about right.  There’s been Japanese animation since, whatever, at least the 50s but it only started to take off in about the 1980s in Japan.  I’d say late 80s/early 90s is when it started to make in roads in the US.

    I remember people not even knowing what it was called.  There was some dispute at first as to what to call it.  There’s that 1990s Simpsons episode where they call it “Japanimation”, for example.  That’s a term that I remember being used at the time.  

    For a very short while, I was able to watch some anime on some obscure channel.  It might have been public access television.  I only caught it a couple of times.  But I remember there being nudity.  And this in the 1990s on basic cable so I couldn’t believe what was happening.  So I’d try to watch it but it wasn’t being shown regularly or I just didn’t know when it was on or what channel.  

    Then Ghost in the Shell was like one of the big early animes in the US.  I remember seeing advertisements for it in comic books.  They played up the nudity in it.  It was marketed as pornography, effectively.

    In the mid to late 90s, there was an anime I enjoyed watching.  I think it was on the Cartoon Network.  I only watched a few episodes but I liked it.  It was about a futuristic cowboy…or policeman…or something.  And I think there was a giant mech involved.  They kept referring to the protagonist as “The Negotiator”.  

    A Wikipedia search is coming up with Yugo but that doesn’t look familiar.  Also, I think I’m conflating things with Cowboy Bebop, which I think I also saw.

    Anyway, I never considered myself an anime nerd.  You really couldn’t be.  The material wasn’t readily available.  If I’d see it on tv, I’d watch it but whatever.  Also, I was a kid when I was watching this shit.  

    In terms of getting a date, do not mention that you like anime.  Women will run a mile from that shit.  Free advice for all the clueless anime nerds out there.  

    Haha.  Somebody mentions her pronunciation of Camus, some dog character in a game that was named after Albert Camus.  She apparently knows that it was named after Albert Camus but still pronounces the name phonetically.  It’s at 12:00.

    – “Top notch content.”

    I’m going to assume that he was being sarcastic.

    – “You have an interesting face.”

    Imagine going up to a woman in a bar and saying that.  It’s not going to fucking work.  Another blank profile mother fucker.

    – “Pam, you are so damn sexy.”

    Now, that’s more like it.  I mean, it’s way too direct and it’s not going to work but at least it’s not some weird, creepy, autistic, anime nerd shit.  

    Oh, this is horrible.  You know who fucking wrote that comment?  A vile, disgusting, subhuman piece of shit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHq64XxUWps

    It’s a video of his son.  His son is maybe three years old.  No shirt on.  I don’t think that the father is wearing a shirt either.  Like father like son.  Unfortunately.

    His fucking tattooed heifer of a baby momma is in the background.

    And he’s trying to get his progeny to show a toy puppy to the camera.  The child reluctantly does this.  

    Then after further prompting, this fucking scumbag keeps telling his pride and joy to say “That’s my puppy, bitch.”  The child doesn’t want to, perhaps knowing that profanity isn’t something said in polite society.  This isn’t the way that family members speak to each other.  

    Then the child sort of says it?  I guess?  And everyone laughs.  

    And this fucking piece of shit is posting messages like this to Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  A guy with a baby momma and a young child.  

    Here’s his Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/dimitriusmedina

    I won’t even quote any messages.  They speak for themselves.  He last posted in 2012.  He’s clearly been a piece of shit his entire life.

    Dimitrius Medina, you have an open invitation to put a shirt on and meet up with me.  We can discuss child rearing strategies.  Afterwards, you can pick up your meth-rotted teeth and go cry to your fat baby momma, you hillbilly inbred fuck.

  • Somethings Wrong With My Spiderman Game? – Bobdunga

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2sF3MzpqCQ

    It’s just clips from some Spider-Man game.  Some of them are actually a bit funny.  I assume that it’s footage that Bobdunga captured herself.  So whatever.  Check it out, if you’re so inclined.  Wow.  It’s not every day that I can sort of recommend a video.

    How about some Spider-Man *nostalgia* to pad this out?  Hey guys!  Remember Spider-Man?

    I used to purchase the comic books as a youth.  Let’s see what those are worth now.  Check ComicsPriceGuide dot com.  Maybe I can retire.

    Amazing-Spiderman 245 was the oldest comic that I had.  $15?  That’s how much I paid for it 30 years ago.  Oh.  This doesn’t bode well.

    What about 361?  I’ve read good things about that one.  First appearance of Carnage.  I think he’s going to be in a movie or something.

    This is more like it.  $145.  Although…my copy isn’t near mint.  I had a subscription and they just came in the mail in little bags.  So the mailman would fold them and put them in the mailbox.  Most of them turned out pretty good but not pristine.  Plus, I read this particular comic a few times, thus increasing the damage.  It should be at least very fine.

    359 is only $4.  For the very first appearance of Carnage?  Madness.

    360 is only $17.  Another Carnage cameo.

    362 is $15.  Part two of this Carnage story.  

    So yeah, it looks like 361 is the only one worth anything.  

    Wow.  All of these adjectiveless Spider-Mans are worth NOTHING.  $2 for #1.  The rest of the series seem to be the same price.  That #1 used to be listed at a fairly high price.  I know that a lot were produced but whatever.

    Let me check.  I had a run from 356 to…I don’t know…

    365 is $14.  That was one of the hologram covers.  I think I have three of them.  Cover price was $4 so…adjusting for inflation…this was a poor investment.

    Yeah, 378 was the last one that I had.  These are all worth $4.  But yeah, 378 was part 4 of 14 of some Maximum Carnage storyline that ran across all the Spider-Man titles and I just got sick of it so stopped my subscriptions.  

    I remember they published a letter of some guy complaining about this Carnage overkill.  It’s true. A 14 part series spanning four titles?  Fuck off.

    Maybe my Spectacular Spider-Man collection fared better.  

    No.  These are all $3.  Even the hologram cover?  Fuck off.  That was a better hologram.

    201 is $9, though.  That was the last one I got.  Let the good times roll.

    Web of Spider-Man.  Surely.  That’s where the money is.

    No.  Three dollars.  Some are even two dollars.  Even the hologram issue is $3.

    What about Spider-Man 2099 #1.  That has to be worth a fortune.  I have like ten of them.

    Oh yeah.  $13.  Look out.  

    The problem is that I should have been buying the older stuff.  Even when I was buying this shit, I knew that I should have been buying the older stuff.  But I didn’t get much of it.  And by “older” I mean stuff from the 70s and 80s.

    Vampirella #8.  That was like the oldest comic that I had.  From Warren.  Hey, $140.  That’s about what it was going for 30 years ago, though.  I think that I paid $40 for a very fine copy.

    Hey, Crazy #4 is worth $40.  I got that for free.  I used to order from some company and they’d give you free shit with every order.  They were old comics that nobody wanted.  Casper the Wimpy Ghost and whatnot.  But yeah, these old comics that I got for free turned out to be some of the most valuable shit in my collection.

    What about Penthouse Comix?  No, the first issue is still only $14.  That was supposed to be huge.  Then it just fell apart and the editor or somebody killed himself in the end.

    But I have so many.  And rare variants and shit.  Nobody even knows about these variants.  They’re not listed on this price guide.  I might be the pre-eminent expert on Penthouse Comix.

    For example, issue #3 features a female SS guard brandishing a swastika branding iron.  But there was also a version where they edited the swastika to make it look like a cross.  I read that this was intended for the German market but the price was still in dollars and everything was in English so I don’t know.  Anyway, I have both versions so it definitely exists.  They only show the swastika version in this price guide.

    Then there’s Penthouse Men’s Adventure Comix.  This was a short-lived spin off series.  And for like two or three of the early issues, they experimented with selling the comics in both comic size and magazine size.  The standard for Penthouse Comix was magazine size.  I have the comic book size for Men’s Adventure Comix #1 but the magazine size is surely more common.  

    So are my rare variants worth anything?  Am I the only person on earth who cares about this?

    Spawn #1 is $12.  That’s half as much as it was 30 years ago.  Sorry, Spawn.  You’re just not a draw any more.

    Well, I’ll always have my Rob Liefeld autograph card.  I got in a pack of X-Force cards.  There might be 1000 of them.  I think that I’ve only seen these referenced once in my life.  I’m thinking it was worth $75.  You can see the card here:

    https://spideyscards.webs.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=100712381

    It’s the one on the right with Cable on it.  So it exists.  But damned if I can find a price.

    Oh, I found an Ebay listing.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/164515670667

    $400.  Good luck with that.  

    Anyway, it was a giant waste of money buying this shit but I only did it for a few years from the ages of 12 to 16 or so.  And I didn’t have a huge collection.  It’s like 600 comics and like 8 boxes worth of cards.  Like the retail boxes of cards that have 32 packs in them or whatever.  

    I probably did better than the kids who blew their money on baseball cards.

  • Some Pointless *Nostalgia* Tweets from Erin

     https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1343357671160864769

    “This commercial and song will live in my head rent free FOREVER.”

    And it’s some local commercial from “the 90s”.  

    Hey guys!  Remember local commercials?

    No.  Well, not that one.  I didn’t live in “SoCal”.  I don’t know how widely that commercial was aired but I certainly never saw it.

    Who’s being entertained by this?  Showing local commercials by used car dealerships and whatnot.  If you’re from the area, MAYBE.  “Oh, I remember that commercial!  Radical!”  

    By the way, a lot of her horndog fans say “rad” for some bizarre reason.  They’re trying to be like from the 1980s but…I’m pretty sure that nobody in real life ever said “rad”.  It’s a Hollywood invention.

    But are there many people from “SoCal” who go to her Twitter?  So…I mean…they don’t remember this fucking commercial.  They’ve never seen it before.  It holds no *nostalgia* for them.  So…it’s just a shitty commercial.  

    Anyway, speaking of the 1980s, she also re-tweeted this one about malls:

    https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1343390330901692419

    Hey guys!  Remember 1980s malls?

    Well, no.  I was like 11 years old in 1989 and didn’t often go to malls.  

    Erin is ten years younger than me.  How can she possibly remember 1980s malls?

    Why doesn’t she do *nostalgia* posts on things that she actually experienced?  

    I have absolutely no *nostalgia* for the 1980s.  I was too young to do anything that people associate with the 1980s.  I wasn’t listening to the Pet Shop Boys or going to the cinema to see Wall Street or hanging out at the arcades or watching MASH or jerking off to Jane Fonda workout tapes or wearing acid wash jeans or taking part in Hands Across America or any of this.  It’s before my time.  

    I don’t have any fucking idea who shot JR.  I don’t even know what show that was from.

    I never saw anybody breakdancing on a piece of cardboard.

    I have no idea who Bjorn Borg is.

    The only 1980s *nostalgia* I have is for children’s shit.  Cartoons.  Toys.  Shit like this.  Because that’s all that I experienced.

    I have *nostalgia* for the 1990s because that’s when I was old enough to do shit.

    It should be exactly the same for Erin but advance the years by ten.  So she should have childhood *nostalgia* for the 1990s (Hey guys!  Remember Rugrats and Tamagotchi?) and more adult *nostalgia* for the 2000s (music, films, fashion).  

    But no, she’s *nostalgic* for the 1980s, when she didn’t even fucking exist, and the 1990s, when she was pooping her pants and getting beat up on the playground for still pooping her pants as a 10 year old.

    What’s wrong with 2000s *nostalgia*?  Why is she so opposed to talking about these things that she actually experienced?  It’s just bizarre.

    Let me Google 2000s *nostalgia*.

     Y2K.  Dawson’s Creek.  Raves.  Lord of the Rings.  Christina Aguilera.  9/11.  

    This is what she was fucking seeing from the ages of 12 to 22.  This is genuine.  “Hey guys!  Remember 8 track tapes?”  No.  That’s fucking fake.  This fake, bullshit *nostalgia*.  

    And if you’re going to be *nostalgic* for things that happened before you’re born, the door is wide open.  Why pick the 1980s?  You can pick any decade.  Be *nostalgic* for the 1920s.  “Hey guys!  Remember Anna May Wong?  What a hot piece of ass she was!”  It would make just as much sense as Erin being *nostalgic* for the 1980s.

  • A Christmas Message From Bobdunga

    https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1342515578226036739 

    Anybody who can stand with and support victims of abuse, even if their abuser continues to gaslight/manipulate them using their platform, has some big dick energy. Thank you to the people who stick their necks out for the people whos voices often get minimized

    You might feel like youre alone when you speak up about serious issues, but i promise youre not, and i promise there are good people behind the scenes. Even when you feel like you dont want to be around anymore, remember there are people who care

    She posted this on Christmas Day.  ONE person replied.  He replied with a heart emoji.

    Nobody even knows what she’s talking about.  That’s why nobody replies.  

    What she’s talking about is her homosexual ex-boyfriend RelaxAlax who she broke up with YEARS ago.  

    You know, one of my most popular posts is “Cancel Bobdunga”.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/08/cancel-bobdunga.html

    It didn’t get big numbers when it was posted.  None of my messages about Bobdunga get big numbers.  Her videos are pretty boring.  But that particular post will still get a hit every few days.  People must be finding it through search engines.  They’re looking for “Bobdunga” and “RelaxAlax”, I guess.  Maybe they’re people reading this cryptic shit on Bobdunga’s Twitter and trying to figure out what she’s talking about.

    She’s still slandering this guy YEARS later.  Even though everybody who has heard her story has said, “Well, this isn’t anything.”  She doesn’t like that.  She’s going to insist that she was the victim of some abuse for god knows how long.  

    What does she hope to gain by this?  It’s certainly not helping her image.  She comes off as a complete lunatic.  And RelaxAlax comes off as a sympathetic victim of this complete lunatic.  

    Who the fuck would want to go out with Bobdunga after this?  She was in a bad relationship with a homosexual so she goes on a multi-year crusade against this guy.  That’s not normal behaviour.  

    And…I mean…I don’t want to be shallow but just take a look at that guy.  It is insane.  She can’t get over THAT guy.  I can’t even believe that she was dating him in the first place.  

    Here’s his Twitter.  Mercifully, there are no pictures of him on there.

    https://twitter.com/muddywolfcrow

    He gives his pronouns as “they/them”.  See?  GAY!  What more proof do you need?

    She posted that messages on Christmas.  It’s fucking gross.  Leave this gay man alone and move on with your life.  There are other men out there.  HETEROSEXUAL men.  

    What about Happy Console Gamer?  He’s Canadian, isn’t he.  Although…is he heterosexual?  That’s kind of up in the air.