Yet another PS5 unboxing – DestinyFomo

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-TyLVauJ_8

0:00 – It starts with her speeding up the audio to make it higher and difficult to understand.  She’s imitating her “fans” asking her to do a PS5 unboxing.  Was anyone really doing this?  And it ends with “Destiny, I like your boobs.”  Let’s just move on.  This video is 10 minutes and 2 seconds long.  She really wants those pennies for monetised videos.

Then she says that the video is unnecessary because there are already numerous PS5 unboxing videos.  I can agree with that.  It is unnecessary.  So go do something else with your time.  I don’t want to watch this boring shit.

But she says that she was just inundated with requests for this video so she’s finally given in.  She’s just so grateful to the “fans”.  This is our gift.  She’s graced us with a shitty video.

1:00 – “This is just an empty box.  This wasn’t filmed in order.  It be like that.”

Yo yo yo.  Where my dawgs at?  Madam Fomo be at the crib and she mad clownin’.  

“But I went out and bought a whole entire new Playstation 5 so that we can break the seal together, unbox this together, and I can give you guys my first impressions/reactions to unboxing a Playstation 5.  So I hope you enjoy this.”

She’s really sarcastic and doesn’t seem to want to do this.  But…I assure you that I didn’t ask her to make this video.  Did anyone?  Why the attitude?  

And look at how insane this is.  She went out and bought a second PS5 just so that she could do the unboxing.  Couldn’t she just put the stuff back in the box?  Nobody would know the difference.

And if this is a second PS5 that she’s purchased, this obviously won’t be a first impressions/reaction video.  She’s already seen this shit.  

She just has absolutely no idea what to do with her time and money.

1:30 – Then she starts shitting on other people’s PS5 videos because they rip the “outer layer” of the box.  Who gives a fuck?  And is she really watching PS5 unboxing videos?  

1:45 – She points out dents in the corner of the box and various box damage.  Who the fuck cares?  

5:00 – After showing you the various cords that come with this thing, she suggests that Sony should have released a lighter version of the console.  Literally lighter.  She thinks that the console is too heavy.  So…there should be an option for one that weighs less.

It’s the world’s dumbest idea.  

Then teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedious detail about how you put the console on the stand.  She’s just doing this to pad the video out.  She desperately wants to get to the ten minute mark.

7:00 – She has a screw.  I’m not going to make a sex joke here, just she’s trying to screw a screw in.  We’ve all been there.

So she says, “With your fingers or a pair of scissors, like I’m doing here, you’re going to want to screw this in.”

Now, I’m not the handiest guy out there.  I don’t do any home improvement projects or anything like that.  But I do know that when I want something screwed in or out, I’ll get a fucking screwdriver.  That’s the appropriate tool.  The clue is in the name.  

And then she shows you this completed job and mentions that it obviously needs to be tightened.  It’s fucking wobbling all over because she screwed it in with a fucking pair of scissors.

7:30 – Now she’s showing us the SECOND way you can place the console on the stand.  One was was horizonal and the other way is vertical.  Whoa!  This is riveting stuff.  No wonder everyone was begging to see this.

I also noticed that there’s a completed Rubik’s Cube type device on her desk.  Hey guys!  Remember the Rubik’s Cube?  

She obviously just bought this thing and never used it because no fucking way would she ever get it back to assembled condition if she ever scrambled it.  Or she took the stickers off and re-did them.  Or, at least on the OG Rubik’s Cube (this one might be a knock off) you were able to twist it, take a top centre piece off, and then everything comes apart.  Then you could put it back together in the correct order.  

9:00 – So that’s the video but she has to waffle on for another minute to get to the ten minute mark.  So she repeats her brilliant idea of having a lighter option.  “I’d like the light PS5, please.”

Why would anyone take the heavy one if there was an option?  Or what was taken out to make it lighter?  Are they shittier materials?  Maybe you’d be an idiot to go with the lighter one if that means poor production quality.  This is why they don’t offer consoles in different weights.  Too many questions arise.

9:15 – Then she REALLY finishes the video but still isn’t at 10 minutes so she tacks on an outro.  “I guess my channel is known for doing unboxing videos.”

Has she EVER done an unboxing video?  I don’t remember that.  

And she’s talking sooooooooooooooo slowly to try to reach that sweet ten minutes.  And be sure to hit the bell icon and subscribe and comment.  What else can she possibly say?  

Oh, of course also join her OnlyFans.

What a pile of dog shit that was.

– “oh so u lied about the giveaway? lol clout chaser”

Oh, that’s true.  She had some kind of PS5 giveaway scam.  You had to subscribe to a bunch of her shit and leave some comments.  I guess that she never ended up giving the console away.

– “For you people who Harassed her to make a PS5 unboxing your weird no offense but what do you get from seeing someone else unbox a new gaming console ? I just don’t understand but respect to you destiny bc you still made one even tho you didn’t want to keep up the great content didn’t personally watch this one but look forward to your next video !”

NOBODY DID THAT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!  She made that up.  And she’s still not going to go out with you.

– “U can borrow my screw driver Destiny.”

Then a few hours later, she made another video telling you to watch this unboxing video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7BvoCvF9VQ

Apparently, she wasn’t getting enough views on this unboxing video.  She blames it on Youtube.  Maybe there’s just not the demand that you seem to be suggesting.  Maybe people don’t want to watch your boring as fuck unboxing videos.

Oh, but she has her tits out in this new video.  Of course.

2 thoughts on “Yet another PS5 unboxing – DestinyFomo

  1. She blocked me on Twitter. Apparently I harassed her for months and months. No sorry I made a joke about her simps and she got butthurt. Seriously people? You want to be a social networking millionaire and can’t take honest criticism, get bent.

  2. It's to be expected. I learned many years ago to not even bother replying to Youtube comments or whatever. I don't have Twitter so I've never used it but same rules apply.Anything other than ass-licking praise gets erased and you get banned. Any deviation from that, you're banned. Any hint of intellect, any hint of wit: banned. That's why the comment section on all of these sites are the same. It's bland, ass-licking, brainless bullshit. Because these are the only people who are allowed to post.And Madam Fomo is the absolute worst for this. She can't take any criticism whatsoever. She does this with everyone she can find but just from my own dealing with her, she tries repeatedly to get this blog shut down. I wrote a throwaway comment about how she looks like a man in one of her pictures. So she took the picture down. She can't take any criticism whatsoever. Obviously, “Hey, you look like a guy” is an unkind comment but who's reading it? I'd estimate that there are no more than 50 regular readers of this blog and like seven of them are the people who I regularly write about. Similarly, she got Youtube videos taken down by filing false copyright claims against “Youtubers” who had single digit subscriber counts. Obviously, all of these gamer grrls and “Youtubers” at large are extremely thin-skinned people who can't take any criticism. But only Madam Fomo goes on a campaign to get every single non-ass-licking comment about her scrubbed from the whole of the internet.

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