He’s doing some kind of RiffTrax thing. I guess that he’s going to deliver the commentary over the movie. But you have to find the movie yourself and try to marry this up. I think that I found the movie… Read moreSWAMP ZOMBIES 2: Commentary track – Newt Wallen
We’ve reached rock bottom. I’m talking about PVC Bondage Guy using a chequebook. By the way, I know it’s “checkbook” in the US. And “cheque” is one of the gayer British spellings. Nothing beats “tyre” for “tire”, though. So just… Read morePVC Bondage Guy Uses a Chequebook
0:00 – Starts with Newt and Miss Crack Addict. She is awful. Absolutely fucking horrendous. 0:30 – Newt turns the camera around to show a fat got chick in some kind of vampire costume who clearly does not want to… Read moreMonster fest mania Con wrap up
It’s Newt, this crack addict, and later PVC Bondage Guy joins them. They’re in Ohio for some nerd convention. What’s the job situation like in the US now? Because no fucking way would I be able to take days off… Read moreSchlock And Awe Films hotel room stream – Newt Wallen
What’s fucking Shermacon? SIXTY DOLLAR NERD CONVENTION? Who the fuck is paying $60 to go to a rural Pennyslvania nerd convention? Wait…$60 for six weeks? What the fuck is this? The flyer just mentions the frisbee golf tournament that you… Read moreSHERMA CON wrap up – Newt Wallen
0:00 – The stream starts with PVC Bondage Guy talking about her earrings…and then Newt says that he contacted the company who did his hockey jersey but they never got back to him…this is somehow related to the earrings. Then… Read moreMetz Is Back – Newt Wallen
0:15 – “I didn’t know anything about this movie until a couple of months ago when people started messaging me and they were like, ‘Wait, Newt, this is a lot like a script that you wrote.’” Uh huh. Im sure… Read moreLets talk about NIGHT SWIM – Newt Wallen
Alright, Ideas Man. Inspire me. 0:00 – Newt says that he just got back from the gym. Well, show us the guns, Newt. I wonder if Joe from Game Sack got a full nude of Newt flexing yet. Newt says… Read moreNewts Got Issues: KONI WAVES – Newt Wallen
Newt, PVC Bondage Guy, and Scumbag are reviewing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. That hidden gem. 0:00 – Newt says that this is one of his favourite “1980s adventure movies” and “The internet told me is wrong to… Read moreIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Review – Newt Wallen
This is from a month ago but I saw it on TheCinemassacreTruth today. That’s what these people do. They go through old shit, desperately looking for stuff to talk about. And it’s late and I’m tired so I’m going with… Read moreNewt Talking about Plagiarism on Reddit
