I don’t mean Joe from Game Sack and 8 Bit Eric this time. I mean just random gay dudes. Somebody left a comment on the blog saying that Newt mentioned something about a threesome in the latest live stream. Didn’t… Read moreNewt Sending Pictures of his Penis to Gay Men
This was originally a Patreon-exclusive video but then he decided that he wanted to reach an audience of more than six people. Looking at his view numbers, they’re pretty low. Maybe 250 or 300 views on average. His awful live… Read moreFrom one Jersey boy to another: Thank you Kevin Smith – Newt Wallen
Newt, I can’t fucking write about you every day. I’ve got other people who I need to cover. Zap Cristal just put out a fucking new podcast episode with a title that actually seemed intriguing to me. I was just… Read moreNewt Wallen has a New Muse
Newt is in his bathroom/office again. What if it the bathroom of this place is genuinely also his office? He has his files and whatnot laying on the cistern. And he’s wearing his sweater again but a blue shirt. Not… Read moreGHOULS GHOULS GHOULS – Newt Wallen
0:00 – At first, I thought that he was in a bathroom. But I think he’s in an office at one of his jobs. I think his red shirt is part of the uniform. Some retail job. I don’t know… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: THE LAST AMITYVILLE MOVIE – Newt Wallen
No need to shout, Newt. This is a rare time when I’ve already watched the video before reviewing it. Well, the first 20 minutes at least. There are so many “hidden gems” in here that I have to go back… Read moreSHARK EXORCIST 2 AVAILABLE NOW FROM WILD EYE RELEASING – Newt Wallen
Newt says that he’s been working his three jobs. I recently had somebody call about a part-time job that I applied for. They seemed to suggest that it might be possible for me to do this job in conjunction with… Read morePVC Bondage Guy is Cosplaying as Bastion Booger
Alright, Ideas Man. Let’s hear what you’ve got. Apes. A whole planet of them. A planet where apes evolved from men. Is that even right? I know that the Charlton Heston character said that in the first movie but he… Read moreKINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES Review – Newt Wallen
1:15 – He shows a Funcopop that Crystal Quin aka Horseface McGee aka “The Redhead” gave him. He just had it nearby. Within arm’s reach. He probably rubs it on his penis while Joe from Gamesack watches. These people are… Read moreNewt Still Talking About “The Redhead”
He starts by talking about what a big Fall Guy fan his uncle is. I can see that. I don’t remember Fall Guy AT ALL. Nobody was watching that shit. But I was only watching shitty kids shows in the… Read moreFALL GUY Review – Newt Wallen
