Let me start by saying that I’m going to be as sensitive as possible. I know that Newt reads the blog. I also know that he didn’t mean for this video to be in any way offensive. But the fact… Read moreToday I lost someone I loved very much – Newt Wallen

I was worried because I haven’t seen anything about this lately. But no. He’s actively spamming this project all over Twitter. Whenever somebody mentions the movie, he replies saying that he’s making a puppet remake. He’s been doing this for… Read moreNewt is Still Working on the Puppet Plan 9 from Outer Space

Newt has “guest hosts” for these WTF Wednesdays. There’s that guy from Argentina or where ever and now there’s this guy. Before I get to this guy, let me just speak broadly about the idea of guest hosts. When Roger… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Q the Winged Serpent – Newt Wallen

He shit out another script. This one is called “Scissors”. It’s about sexy lesbians who kill people. Just in time for Pride Month. He only gives the title page. Come on, Newt. I’m not going to steal your idea. I’m… Read moreThe Many Ideas of Newt Wallen

0:00 – “So McDonald’s is continuing to ride off of the adult Happy Meal that they did back in October.” That’s quite a stretch. Eight months. Doesn’t seem particularly related to me. 1:00 – Newt is just talking about McDonaldland… Read moreGRIMACES BIRTHDAY Meal from Mcdonald’s – Newt Wallen

It’s Newt reviewing a movie in his car at 3.00 am. But I’ve been thinking. This is actually a good idea from The Ideas Man. Not necessarily the car and time aspect but I mean reviewing new movies is a… Read moreAcross The Spider verse Review – Newt Wallen

0:00 – It starts with this woman, Lana, I think her name is, saying that seven years ago she was robbed at gunpoint outside of the theatre. Really? In rural Pennsylvania? That’s surprising. I have a £1000 coat that I… Read moreThe Little Mermaid Review….kinda – Newt Wallen

0:00 – “This is Running on Empty: Food Review” Oh wait. No. This is Newt Wallen’s Dollar Store version of Report of the Week. 0:15 – “I don’t know why. For some reason, I thought this was alcohol.” That’s what… Read morelets try LIQUID DEATH: Arm less Palmer – Newt Wallen

First, a bonus video. I forgot to post anything yesterday. It was midnight when I remembered. I wasn’t going to stay up to write something about Erin or whatever. It can wait. So Newt is ripping off ReportOfTheWeek now. He… Read more24 years ago Today Phantom Menace and I debuted at a movie theater – Newt Wallen

The description is, “65 year old Elvis and JFK’s brain in the body of an elderly black man must save their nursing home from a Mummy in cowboy boots.” None of this interests me even a tiny bit. So let’s… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review : Bubba Ho-Tep – Newt Wallen