0:00 – “I’m always looking for new ways to play games while I’m out on the go.” Really? How many new ways are there? He’s holding a Switch. Maybe play the Switch? What else is he contemplating? He can use… Read moreLegend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – First Impressions – Cinemassacre

Oh great. A 26 minutes AVGN video. That’s what I want. Twenty-six minutes of this green screen, scat fetish bullshit. 0:15 – But first, a word from our green screened sponsor: some VPN. 1:30 – “When you think back to… Read moreEarthworm Jim Trilogy – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

This is awkward as fuck. I made it to two minutes and then decided that I have to do an article on this. Beast in Black is a band whose lead singer is like a Finnish Tiny Tim. And according… Read moreBEAST IN BLACK & CINEMASSACRE Official Interview

0:15 – “Happy Holidays.” Which holiday, Jimmy? I hated this shit when I lived in the US. And it’s normal there. This is what people say. It became a big thing certainly by the start of the 1990s. Jews, allegedly,… Read moreGarfield – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

I think it is. I’ll enumerate the reasons below. In the movie, the characters are traveling across the US, just like how Santa travels across the world and delivers presents. In the opening scene, Wyatt and Billy (the protagonists) sell… Read moreIs Easy Rider (1969) a Christmas Movie?

The French Connection II (1975) is the sequel to The French Connection (1971). It stars Gene Hackman as Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle, an American police officer on the hunt for French drug dealer Alain Charnier aka Frog One. The film takes… Read moreIs The French Connection II (1975) a Christmas Movie?

Who cares? Twenty-one minutes? Go fuck yourself. 0:45 – “But first, a word from this video’s sponsor.” I’m going to say Keeps until it’s actually Keeps. Oh, and James is wearing a Santa hat because he’s self-conscious about his hair,… Read moreIs The Shining a Christmas Movie? – Cinemassacre

After twenty years, we finally get to read James Rolfe’s autobiography. He’s been hyping this thing for ages. He just couldn’t find a publisher. So in the end, he published it himself. It quickly becomes obvious why nobody wanted to… Read moreA Movie Making Nerd by James Rolfe – Review

I did a running commentary on the book over on Reddit for the past four days. I’m just going to compile all of the comments here. I’ll do a review of the book tomorrow, giving my overall impressions and whatnot…. Read moreJames Rolfe: A Movie Making Nerd Omnibus

Spoiler: it’s a fucking disaster so far. And I’m only at the forward. The forward was written by his WIFE! Anyway, check it out if you’re interested: I’ll do a full review on the blog after I read the book.