https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJm_BcnHBoM Jesus Christ.  Is his horror idea The Wolfman?  Those are some hairy arms.   So he had no time to make a movie so he’s just going to tell us his idea for the movie.  This seems pointless but let’s… Read moreMy Horror Movie Premise – Cinemassacre

 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/npytl7/why_was_my_topic_where_i_photoshopped_bald_james/ Long time poster Jeffrey Sweeney posted a picture of James Rolfe, emphasising his baldness.  The message was deleted.  Jeffrey Sweeney then proceeded to ask why this post was deleted.  This message was also deleted.  I link to it above…. Read moreThe Bald Hypocrisy of TheCinemassacreTruth

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwciKSEhv4 I haven’t watched it yet but here’s my guess of what it’s going to be.  “POOP!  DOODY FROM A DEAD GIRAFFE!  JIMMY WENT BOOM BOOM IN HIS PANTS!  SHIT POOPY DIARHEA FART STAIN!” It’s so fucking stupid.  When Rainman… Read moreCorpse Killer (3DO) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xel4MXfE744 I just know that this won’t be worth reviewing but nobody else is uploading. 0:00 – It starts with an ad that’s almost certainly for a scam product.  Some kind of loan company, I guess.  Yeah, I’m going to… Read morePlaying My 3-Year-Old's Mario Maker Stages, The Finale – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoBMzAkZZM After an anemic intro, we’re “treated” to a commercial by earbud pitchman James Rolfe.  He’s no Ron Popeil, that’s for sure. Okay, here’s the deal.  I watched it for eight minutes and I would pause the video every so… Read more3DO Interactive Multiplayer – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/angry-video-game-nerd-movie.html  https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/angry-video-game-nerd-movie-second.html There are my first attempts at this.  I only got to the 25 minute mark.  I have to get this two hours some day.  The movie is just so unbelievably bad, though.   So I left off with “The… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (third attempt)

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrqAEwEpNE I was watching this at like 11:30 in the evening and then I fell asleep after like eight minutes. I woke up at 3:00 am and started watching again.  I made it to about the 15 minute mark. Then… Read moreFear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3WzGIYLDQ More fun with the autistic shut in.  He’s going to play an arcade game now.  Without leaving the house.   0:30 – “But first, a message from our sponsor.” This is trash.  He’s selling wine.  Does anybody actually click these… Read moreWildest Arcade You've Never Played – Lucky & Wild – Cinemassacre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3kGjo_qtwQ  I watched two minutes of this just for “fun” and had to turn it off.  This is unbelievably bad.  It’s some musician who I’ve never heard of, his mind is completely fried from decades of drug abuse, and he… Read moreFear and Loathing in Las Vegas Review (with Corey Taylor) – Cinemassacre

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVwsiTdDHA It starts with Rainman “joking” about how he’s depressed and hasn’t left the house in a year.  But this is real.  It’s not something to joke about.  Seek help. 1:30 – “But first, a message from our sponsor.” It’s… Read moreDarkman (NES) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre