Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytkxx3vnjw

Erin is finally gracing us with a “sexy” costume.  IT’S ALREADY HALLOWEEN.  What happened to the 31 days of “sexy” costumes that we would get in the past?  Well, not that she’d do a video a day but every Twitch stream and every Youtube video for the entire month of October would be Erin in a “sexy” costume.  And her views apparently went up because she also claimed that she was planning to wear a “sexy” costume YEAR-ROUND.

That never came to be.  Now it’s just one fucking day a year.  Does Erin think that we only jerk off once a year?  Shishi and the gang need to see “sexy” costumes on the regular.

So she’s in some zero-effort nurse outfit.  It’s just some piece of shit that she bought on Amazon.  A generic Halloween costume.  It’s the equivalent of those shitty children’s costumes that have a shitty plastic face mask that you attach to your head with a rubber band and a plastic bib with a picture of the character on the chest.  ZERO EFFORT AS USUAL FROM ERIN.

What about getting an actual fucking nurse outfit?  Yes, actual nurse outfits aren’t sexy but neither are fake ones.  What exactly is the appeal?  You see this in porn, at least historically, but I don’t think it’s the costume that’s supposed to be sexy.  It’s the situations that can then play out…sponge baths, for example.  I don’t know.

0:00 – “I’m laughing because this is probably the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done.”

Not even in the top 100.  You debase yourself on a regular basis, Erin.  Every time you post a video, you lose another piece of your dignity.

“This hat won’t stay on.”

The perils of buying your costume from Amazon’s generic costume list.  I guess that one size doesn’t actually fit all.

0:15 – “It’s cute but it just doesn’t stay.  But I’ll try to have it stay.”

And it clearly doesn’t fit.  Let’s see how many seconds before she takes it off.

0:30 – “I’m going to take this off because it’s not going to stay.”

Approximately 15 seconds.

Then there’s an edit…and suddenly Mike is there with his Ernie puppet.

What?  This is edited to shit, by the way.  And we can’t see the original video.  It’s not on Twitch.  So it would seem that even Erin has deemed this stream unwatchable.  

But what I think is happening here is that Erin is doing a stream where she just films the tv.  It’s a CRT.  It looks like fucking dogshit.

Mike has done these weird streams where he just films the tv too and they look bad but not THIS bad.  Erin didn’t even centre the fucking camera.  The entire screen isn’t even in the fucking shot.  It’s also a weird angle.  Who the fuck would want to watch this?  

And where does Erin get her ideas?  Mike does bad CRT streams so now she does bad CRT streams.  

0:45 – 

Erin: I want to make sure that you’re on camera because they like to see you.

Ernie: I don’t really want to be seen.

Erin: I don’t really want to be seen either.

When Erin says stuff like this, it gives me hope.  Maybe she’s thinking of finally giving up on this shit.  Getting her life together.  Stopping this ridiculous scam against the mentally retarded.  

1:00 – 

Ernie: Are you going to play board games?

Erin: Yes, I will very soon because this is going to hell so I think it’s going to be time to switch to Operation.

Ernie: What do you — what do you think about the…uhhh…the people who…who don’t think that you’re super good at video — at the…at the Dr Mario game?

Erin: For people who don’t think that I’m good at Dr Mario?

Ernie: Yeah.  I saw somebody say, “Hey, that girl’s not good at Dr Mario” in the chat.  What do you have to say to him?

Erin: Well, that person can eat my ass and I’ll step on their balls.

Ernie: Oh my god.

Erin: I’m very aggressive today.

And the usual charisma blackhole.  Mike couldn’t even get the fucking words out.  He’s afraid to point out the obvious: Erin isn’t good at video games, doesn’t like video games, and doesn’t know anything about video games.  We can all fucking see it.  It’s obvious from every fucking video that she does.

Why would she even deny it?  Why does everything have to be a fucking lie?  

2:00 – So after another edit (there was absolutely ZERO footage of Erin playing Dr Mario, by the way) she’s on to Operation.  The board game.  She’s just filming a board game.  On this weird plastic children’s tablecloth that she used in her recent stream where she read Mike’s Nintendo Power magazines.

2:15 – Extended, unfunny, uncharismatic, unintelligent discussion about the character’s nipples and naval that’s too stupid to even transcribe.

3:00 – 

Erin: Do you think that my idea is good: just to try to clear it all without getting hit and every time I get hit I have to, like, put it back in?  What do you think, Ernie?  Help.

Ernie: Just play the fucking game, Erin.

It’s true.  Her idea is fucking IDIOTIC.  It’s boring, it’s stupid, it makes no sense, no thought was put into it at all.  This is typical of everything that Erin does.  

How about making it interesting?  When you hit the side, you take a piece of clothing off.  Something like this.  Shishi would lose his fucking mind.  

Or you can do something much tamer like for every mistake you make, you have to eat one of those gross jelly beans that they sell in the US.  That seems to be all the rage on Youtube.  Or used to to be, years ago.  Even that would be a step up.  Give us SOMETHING.  

What are the stakes involved?  Because as she’s presenting it, it’s NOTHING.  When she fucks up, she just puts the piece back.  Well, whoop-dee-doo.  We’re in for a good time here.  

She could not make an entertaining video if her life depended on it.  And I was thinking of that recent video where the genuinely mentally retarded Games and Movies said that he had a bad experience with Sylvan Learning Center.  I’m interested in knowing why.  What was it that happened?  Why didn’t he like it?  

We’ll never know because Erin just gave her usual no-charisma answer of “That’s cool”.  Way to interact with the chat, Erin.  You’re a real showman.

3:45 – “Okay, here we go.  What should I take out first?”

NOBODY CARES BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT TO ANY OF THIS.  

And then fucking Mike is back but with his Elmo puppet this time.  He’s so desperate to inject some fucking entertainment into Erin’s abysmal streams.  He knows that if she doesn’t continue to see growth on her shitty Twitch and Youtube channels, she’s out the door.  The buttsex gravy train is over.  Erin is going to be giving that ass up to Joe from Gamesack.

5:00 – So then Erin starts “playing” this game.  Her head is in the shot.  She didn’t test this out AT ALL, of course.  That would have required effort.  And she immediately gets shocked.  

She never played Operation before.  She’s never fucking done anything before.  

And is this a good game for her imaginary carpal tunnel syndrome?  

“All right!  We got the adam’s apple out.  What’s next?”

NOBODY CARES!  It’s totally fucking pointless.  There’s no strategy.  There’s no reward for good play.  There’s no punishment for bad play.  So do whatever the fuck you want.  How can anyone possibly be invested in this?  Just take the fucking pieces out.  Tip the fucking game over and shake the pieces out for all I care.  This is idiotic.

5:15 – She’s reading from the chat.  “What are the odds that Mike has rigged the game to actually electrocute Erin?  Well, that wouldn’t be very nice.”

This is what negative charisma looks like.  It’s not appealing.  She thinks that she’s going to make money from this.  How?  It boggles the mind.  She brings absolutely nothing to these videos that anyone would want to watch.

“What’s down here?  The bread basket?  Why is it here?  I don’t like the location.”

Because it’s a reference to the man’s stomach.  Haven’t you figured out the puns yet?  

By the way, it’s weird that they put underpants on him now and he has a teddy bear next to his head.  The thermometer doesn’t make sense either.  You have a thermometer in your mouth during an operation?

It is a weird game but it was the 60s.  Putting pants on him doesn’t make it any less weird.  It just makes it weird in a different way.

6:15 – She fucks up.  “Do I have to put them all back now?  I’m just going to keep going.”

None of this matters anyway.

7:30 – She’s reading from the chat.  “Maybe try your hand at Surgeon Simulator instead?  Oh my god.  I clearly should not be doing this.”

She never even heard of the game so she just made a generic comment.  That’s her coping strategy to get through life because she never knows what people are talking about.

But it’s true, there are a lot of games that she could have played other than Dr Mario (which she’s REALLY bad at) and fucking Operation.  What about Theme Hospital?  And there’s some pseudo sequel that was released not long ago.  

8:00 – “Remember when I said I’m going to start all over if I get buzzed?  Well, I’m not doing that, otherwise we would be here all night.”

She’s really bad at the game.  This should come as no surprise to anyone.  

She seems to know what the pieces are called, though.  Sort of.  So she might have played it once or twice before.

9:15 – “Should I upload this stream?  I like to ask you because you’re my people and you’re honest.”

Why are there videos that she doesn’t upload?  How can she make a determination between which videos are worth uploading and which ones aren’t?  They’re all awful.  I’ve never seen even a remotely watchable video from Erin.  

But there are videos out there that are so bad that even Erin thinks that they’re unwatchable.  That blows my mind.  How bad can they possibly be?

10:30 – She’s unable to get the charlie horse piece out even when not caring how much the game buzzes.  So she just gives up.

Then Mike brings her a different game.  It’s Operation Perfection.  I’ve never seen this before.  It’s a combination of Operation and Perfection.

12:45 – “Bread.  I like bread.  Do you guys like bread?  I like toast.”

This is absolute shit tier commentary.  It’s like she’s TRYING to give the blandest, least interesting comment possible.  But no.  She’s just completely incapable of being even remotely engaging.

So after Erin fails at that game, Mike hands her a dancing skeleton, and then he comes in with the Ernie puppet again and says some stupid shit.

13:30 – Then Erin is back to Dr Mario.  Is she going to go show actual gameplay footage this time?

14:30 – A horntard asks her why she’s filming her tv.  Erin says, “I kind of like this vibe.  It’s a nice change of pace.  Some people don’t get it and that’s fine.  But I feel like you’re into CRTs and PBMs, BBMs, all that shit, I think it’s comfy.  I’m one of those people.  I like it.”

Oh yeah.  Erin is all about CRTs.  And…PBMs?  BBMs?  Did I even hear those right?  What the fuck is this?  I have absolutely no idea.  And I looked this shit up too.  I don’t know.  No relevant results.  

Maybe she meant PBJs and BBWs.  Erin is sitting in Mike’s home all day, on her rapidly expanding ass, eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as she strives to become a BBW.  Sorry, Erin.  You’ll never hit that milestone.  It’s the second “B” which is the problem for you.

PBMs and BBMs…fuck off.  She has no idea what any of this means and she doesn’t give a fuck about it.

Yeah.  No footage of Dr Mario.  Why did she choose to play this if she’s so bad at it.  So bad that she’s too embarrassed to show the fucking footage.

Then there’s more awkward as fuck dialogue between Erin and Elmo.  Erin has no idea how conversations are supposed to work.

That’s the video.  It ends with terrible Dr Mario gameplay and terrible chat from Erin.  

What the fuck?  This is our Halloween video?  I’m totally flaccid here, not to mention bored out of my fucking mind.  What the hell is going on?  

This failed as pornography, as comedy, as entertainment…as everything.  THIS SUCKS COCK.  What the fuck kind of Halloween treat is this?  It’s like those people who would give those generic peanut butter candies that came in either black or orange wrappers.  They just got the cheapest fucking candy at the store.  I don’t want this shit.  Fuck you, you cheap bastard.  

– “I love these little interactions.“I met his family in Hell.”“Were they nice?”“No… They were awful.”

Yeah…it’s really funny when Erin said something awkward as fuck.  

– “Erin looks soo freakin’ badass !!”

What?  How?  

The rest of the comments are people talking about how horny they got from Erin’s costume.  

I just don’t get it.  At all.  It’s a 35 year old woman in a cheap, store-bought Halloween costume that doesn’t even show anything.  What are people getting aroused over?  Her horrendous candy cane/ice cream trucker tattoo?  

She also did a stream as Chucky from Child’s Play.

https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1453944175007703041/photo/1

She hasn’t uploaded the video and I suspect that she won’t.  But there’s a picture in that tweet.  

Am I supposed to be jerking off to this?  Which part of this is erotic?  Shishi responded with a weird “meme” of a kid getting excited over a video game.  I’ll just leave that there but it seems that Shishi is enjoying this picture.

Oh my god.  Crystal Quin responded.  She said, “I love it.”  Crystal Quin is all about hot chicks.  But….then what the fuck is she doing on Erin’s Twitter?

I just don’t get it.  I’m looking at this picture and I’m trying to figure it out.  When is my penis supposed to get hard?  Should I see a doctor?  Am I the only person not getting erect from this?

Anyway, happy Halloween to the horntards.  I hope that your trick or treating around the group home goes well and you don’t get any of those shitty peanut butter candies.

Fucking candy corn was another one that cheap bastards would give out but I didn’t mind those.  I liked the pumpkin ones especially.

And to be honest, I didn’t even mind the peanut butter candies.  They tasted fine.  But my school chums would chew them for a while and then spit them out so that it looked like some tiny person took a shit.  I didn’t do it because I’m not disgusting but this is what they would do.  

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQlPlWilUV8

This is what she’s doing for her big Halloween episode.  This fucking piece of shit where she talks about “random” games (all of which she played on stream, for money).  

The last video like this was so bad that I deemed it not worth my time.  It was the only Erin Plays video in two years, or however long I’ve been doing this, that I decided not to watch.  Because the first video in this “series” was fucking horrendous.  Complete low effort garbage and the premise is totally dishonest.  These games aren’t “random”.  They’re all games that she played on stream, for money.  And then all she does is describe that one time that she played the game on stream, for money.  That’s fucking idiotic in the extreme.  Why would anybody want to watch this?

So this is her fucking Halloween episode.  This total fucking trash.  

I guess that I’m obligated to watch at least some of it.  If there’s not at least a “sexy” costume, I’m going to turn this shit off after no more than two minutes.

What?  What is she wearing?  What the fuck is this?

This is the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  Is this even a costume?  I can’t tell.  I mean…who would wear something like this in their day to day life?  

Is it supposed to be like that girl from The Addams Family?  Let me check…no, I don’t think so.  So this is just something that Erin wears.  This is in Erin’s normal rotation of outfits.  

What the fuck is this?  In years past, she would wear “sexy” low-effort costumes for the entire month of October.  Last year, we only got one costume because she gained weight: chunky Strawberry Shortcake.  This year we get NOTHING.  Fucking school marm Erin, assuming that this is even a costume, which I don’t think that it is.

She would go on Twitch in “sexy” costumes”, she would make Youtube videos in “sexy” costumes.  THIS is what we get this year.  This weird top or dress with a bow on it.

0:00 – “So if you’re not familiar with this series, what I do is I have Mike over here, off-camera, and he’s going to give me 20 random game titles to talk about.  I don’t know what the list is so some of them I may not know.”

Fuck off.  This is risible.  They’re going to be games that she played on stream, for money.  One hundred percent.  And all she’s going to talk about is that one time that she played the game, on stream, for money.  That’s the only thing that she can talk about.

No.  I’m not doing this.  This is shit.  I’m watching the first one of these and it’s exactly as I said.  It’s a game that she played on stream, for money, and all she’s doing is telling you about that one time that she played the game.  What’s the fucking point?  This is idiotic.  Fuck Erin and fuck Mike and fuck anybody who watches this trash.

Now for the off-topic portion of the article, which is of limited appeal.  I didn’t post anything yesterday so apologies for that.  I had a Cal Ripken Jr-like streak going but then something came up and I couldn’t post.  

While I was away, I got near-record hits for that 24 hour period.  I thought that it was somebody just frantically refreshing the page wondering why I didn’t post yet but no.  Somebody advertised the blog on 4chan.

That explains the “sneed” comment in the previous article.  I saw that and I thought, “What the fuck?  Why are people leaving 4chan comments here?”  This is why.  It was somebody from 4chan.

This happened before with somebody linking to a particular article.  I don’t know what the actual post on 4chan was but it would appear that this time somebody just linked to the blog broadly as opposed to any particular article.  It seems odd to me.  Like somebody just said, “Check out the blog.  All of it is good.  Every article.”

Although, I suppose that guy on Reddit did the same thing.  

So I extend a warm welcome to all of the fine folk from 4chan.  “Sneed” and whatnot.  I think it’s an insult but I’m not 100% sure.  I looked it up and not even the internet knows.  

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqLFoAIbPI

Oh great.  Erin is looking at Mike’s magazine collection again.  On stream, for money.  She has carpal tunnel so can’t play video games any more.  Not even something as non-strenuous as Wheel of Fortune.  

Now that I think of it, if she can’t even play Wheel of Fortune, how is she going to turn the pages of these magazines?  I’d say that the effort involved in playing Wheel of Fortune is the same as turning pages in a magazine.  In fact, the page turning might even be MORE stressful on one’s hands and wrists than playing Wheel of Fortune.  

Anyway, Erin is wearing a “sexy” jack-o-lantern top and she’s decorated her “gaming” closet with cookie-cutter Halloween shit.  ShiShi is there jerking off over this.  It’s completely beyond my comprehension.

0:15 – “I am making it work by giving my hands and wrists a break”.

When are we going to hear the results of that nerve test?  We’re all waiting, Erin.  Is there anything wrong with your hands and wrists?  We want to know about it.  

If she had results that showed anything AT ALL being wrong, she would advertise it.  She would have screenshots of the test results on her Twitter.  But there’s been nothing.  So we can safely assume that the results are negative.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with her hands and/or wrists.  It’s just one of many, many lies that she tells.  Bad lies.  Her entire life is one bad lie after another.

0:30 – “Thank you, Games & Movies.”

Then she talks about her top.  He must have complimented her top and then said “HUGS”.  

The man is literally retarded.  He’s in every one of her streams.  For any new people, here’s his channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLrQiA7pj308zh-AD3guKhw/videos

Tell me that guy isn’t mentally retarded.  And not just a little bit.  MASSIVELY retarded.  He’s totally incapable of independent living or taking care of himself to any degree whatsoever.  

Erin is taking money from this guy.  And dozens of guys like him.  To the tune of $6,900/year.  

1:30 – “My mom was at Borders.  Remember Borders?  I miss Borders.”

Even in this story that she’s telling, she never went to Borders.  It’s a story about her mother going to Borders.  This is once again, Erin telling a story about something that she DIDN’T do.

Anyway, she claims that her mother bought her the last copy of Nintendo Power at Borders.  Was it even sold in shops?  

And wait a minute…while I was looking that up, I see that the last issue was in 2012.  Erin aka Cykill1986 would have been 26 years old, or 25 if we use her fraudulent birth year.  Her mother was buying her Nintendo Power as a 25/26 year old?

And naturally, Erin isn’t even interested in video games and never has been.  So why would her mother get this?  Especially for her 25/26 year old daughter?  She started the channel when she was 29.  

The whole thing is insane.  Erin has just totally wasted her life.  She’s done NOTHING.  Living at home as a 25/26 year old and your mother is buying Nintendo Power for you?  Inexplicably.  “Hey, remember that thing you played, briefly, for a couple of days, back in high school?  Well, here’s the last magazine for it.”

Why wouldn’t her mother get…I don’t know…Tiger Beat or something?  Or get a magazine that normal 25/26 year old women would have read like Cosmopolitan?  Or some fucking Disney magazine?  Why Nintendo Power for a 25/26 year old woman with no interest in video games?  

2:45 – “This one is about Addams Family: Pugsley’s Scavenger Hunt.  I’ve never played that game but that’s all right because we’re going to look through it and see what’s up.”

This is so terrible.  And she’s doing this on some fucking plastic children’s tablecloth.  This is weird.  Why does she even have this?  

4:00 – She’s looking at the first page.  It’s running down the shit that you get in each issue of Nintendo Power.  “I guess that they were coupons.  I don’t remember those.”

This is riveting stuff.  Two hours of stories about stuff that Erin didn’t do and stuff that Erin doesn’t remember.  

5:00 – “Look at that colour scheme.  It’s beautiful.  It reminds me of (some Disney shit).”

Fascinating, Erin.  Hues and Disney.

“Which I’ve never been to.”

Oh, and the story gets even better.  She’s talking about some Disney attraction that she’s never even been to.  Tell us more, Erin.  I’m on the edge of my fucking seat here.

5:15 – “Q…Cubernator?”

It’s clearly Cybernator.  She somehow thought that the “Y” was a “U”.  It’s a stylised font but anyone with any knowledge whatsoever about video games knows that “cyber” is a popular word.  “Cubernator”.  Fucking idiot.

5:45 – “Oh, is this the one game that Ryan was talking about on Talking About Games?  I think it was.”

I don’t even want to comment.  Let’s just move on.  I have another two hours to go…

“This looks up my alley because you’re a cute little mech and you know how I feel about little robots.”

So play it, Erin.  In your spare time.  For once in your life actually play a game not on stream, for money.

Then she says that maybe she’ll play it on stream, for money.  Then she gets a notebook out and writes this down.  This is the notebook that Mike bought for her, presumably.  When you’re making less than $10,000 from scamming literal retards, you don’t have much money to buy things like notebooks.

8:15 – “Harley’s Humongous Adventure.  I think that I played this in a variety stream and I was very confused.”

That’s because you played it for a few seconds, on stream, for money.  

9:00 – She’s reading from the chat.  “Sylvan Learning Center?  I remember Sylvan.”

Riveting.  Let’s hear the story.

“It was like you were supposed to go there after school.  It was like a tutoring thing.”

Well, it’s more than I remembered.  I only remembered the name.  Still, her story is about nothing.

Oh my god.  Did Games and Movies say that he went there?  She mentions him.  I have to check the original stream for what he said now.

Holy shit.  He said, “fuck Silven I had a bad time there”.

I was going to say that it might have been something for mentally retarded kids but I wasn’t sure.  Apparently, that’s at least one audience who Sylvan targeted.  

It’s just disgusting.  The guy is literally retarded.  She knows this and she keeps taking money from him.

Shishi is also there, of course.  

11:45 – She says that she’s not going to read the entire article (three paragraphs) because “I don’t know how long my voice will last.”  

By the way, there was a quiz there and it would have been interesting to see Erin take the quiz.  I don’t think that she even realised that what she was looking at what a quiz.

12:45 – Erin says that she watched the Addams Family cartoon.  “I don’t remember anything about it.”  

You don’t say.

13:30 – “Up until my early 20s, I was like, ‘Super Nintendo is my favourite console’.  But then…like…I don’t know.”

Riveting stuff, Erin.

15:30 – She opens up a Starfox poster and only after the words “Starfox” are revealed does she mention that it’s a Starfox poster.  She couldn’t recognise the characters.  Then somebody says that she should hang the poster up.  Erin says, “Maybe.”

She knows that she can’t hang it up.  This is Mike’s Nintendo Power.  You can’t start ripping the posters out.  This is his retirement fund.

16:15 – “Thank you, Sergio.”

Let’s see what he said.  “hey! love your outfit, Erin!”

There is no doubt that these literal retards are jacking off to this shit.  Why don’t they just go to Pornhub?  That’s not what they’re into.

It’s like how Games and Movies goes to Disneyland all the time and hugs the costumed characters.  That’s his thing.  That’s better than sex with a hot chick with big tits to him.  

These retards like watching an average looking 35 year old woman pretending to like video games.  There’s a sexual element to this for them.  

17:00 – She’s on an article called Unsung Heroes of the NES.  It’s clearly about “hidden gems” on the NES.  But Erin never says the words “hidden gems” and she talks about this article like it’s some fresh, new, exciting idea that nobody has ever talked about before.

It’s the most hackneyed, overused idea in all of Youtube retro “gaming”.  So of course Erin never heard of it before.

So she’s reading about Metal Storm, a game that she played once, on stream for money, and she pretends to get irate when she reads that the game isn’t difficult.  She says that it is difficult when you get to the “boss rush” at the end of the game.  

She’s talking about the ONE TIME that she played this game.  On stream, for money.  And yet again, she’s trying to portray herself as some kind of an expert.

18:30 – Then she says that she wants to write an angry letter to the writer of this piece.  So she says, “What year did this come out?”  And she checks the cover, which apparently gives the month.  So then she gives up.

This information is almost certainly on the impressum, Erin.  You know what the impressum is, right?  

19:00 – Then she talks about how she streamed Vice Project Doom, which is another game in this article.  

Why does everything have to be streamed?  Why are her stories never, “I played this game as a child” or “I played this game last week, in my free time”?  It’s always on stream, for money.

Okay, I made it to 20 minutes.  That’s good enough.  This is fucking shit-tier “content” as usual from Erin.  Do something else with your life.  There are things that you can do other than scam retards on the internet for $10,000/year.  Any job on earth will pay more than this.  Why doesn’t she get this?

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LMpRizXNFA

Erin and Mike are playing Wheel of Fortune, yet again, in spite of the fact that Erin doesn’t know the fucking rules, has never watched the show even once, and literally doesn’t know what a vowel is.

But this time it’s a GAMER edition.  So Erin can also exhibit her complete lack of knowledge about video games.

0:00 – Same awkward as fuck introduction of Mike.  

Erin: He has a Wheel of Fortune hack for us today.  It’s called like Wheel of Fortune *Nostalgia* or something?

Mike: I don’t know.

Erin: He doesn’t’ know.  But it’s like trivia questions that are relative to our interests so I’m excited.

Where to begin?  First of all, Mike did know what this was called but just didn’t want to correct her.  

Secondly…trivia questions?  There aren’t any fucking trivia questions in Wheel of Fortune.  These are puzzles.  Erin doesn’t know this because she’s never fucking seen a single episode of the show.

Thirdly, the word that she was looking for was “relevant”.  Not “relative”.  She has a degree in English.  Allegedly.

Fourthly, what interests?  This is about video games, not 1990s pop music or Disney.  Erin isn’t interested in video games.

Finally, she’s not excited.  She even said it with a hint of sarcasm.  She’s can’t disguise her disdain for video games.

0:15 – “The reason he’s mostly going to be playing today is because my hands and wrists have been pretty freaking bad the past few days, which is why I haven’t been around.  I’ve been trying not to touch computers.  I’ve been trying not to touch my phone.  So he is streaming.”

What a fucking farce.  This might be the most ridiculous thing that Erin has ever done.  

As soon as Erin started talking about her fake carpal tunnel syndrome, Mike put the controller to his mouth like he was trying to hide whatever expression of contempt he had.

Erin said that she went to a doctor.  The doctor told her that she didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome, just like, apparently, NUMEROUS doctors have told Erin in the past.  But they agreed for Erin to have some nerve tests done.

That’s the last that we’ve heard about this.  This was at least a month ago.  Have the results not yet come in?  

It’s all complete bullshit.  There’s nothing wrong with her hands or wrists.  She says this to get attention.

Even if she had some problem with her wrist and/or hands, they’re playing Wheel of Fortune.  Erin has played similar games, on stream, for money, precisely BECAUSE she complained about her wrists hurting.  Wheel of Fortune is not a game that requires much movement of the hands and/or wrists.  All you’re doing is pressing the button once in a great while to spin the fucking wheel or to choose a letter.  She can’t do that?

It’s completely absurd.  She’s not playing because she doesn’t know the rules of the game, she doesn’t know what a vowel is, and she doesn’t know anything about video games.  

So why are they streaming this?  Why would you have Mike come on to do Erin’s stream for her?  It’s completely idiotic.  Put this on Mike’s channel.  He’s the one playing the fucking game.

It’s unbelievable.  Erin can not even be bothered to play the games any more.  

Here’s another thing, we’re one week away from Halloween.  Where are the “sexy” costumes?  In years past, Erin would wear “sexy” costumes for the entire month of October.  She didn’t do it last year but in previous years she did.  Last year, we were only treated to chubby Strawberry Shortcake.

Anyway, nearly two hours of this shit.  Two hours of Mike playing a game because Erin is too crippled to play.  She’s too crippled to play Wheel of Fortune, the most low-impact game possible.  And doctors have told her, repeatedly, that there is absolutely nothing wrong with her hands or wrists.

It’s all a lie.  Everything she does is a lie.

You know what?  I don’t even want to watch this.  What’s the point?  It’s going to be Mike playing the game and Erin just sitting there being completely useless and pretending to enjoy this.  

No.  Fuck this.  This is absolute trash.  She should be ashamed of herself.  But if she isn’t ashamed about pretending to be interested in Mike, she’s probably not ashamed of something as trivial as not playing a game on stream, for money.  If she’s not ashamed of taking money from literal retards, she’s probably not ashamed of this.  If she’s not ashamed of exchanging butt sex for Youtube promotion, she’s probably not ashamed of not playing Wheel of Fortune.  This is completely inconsequential in the pantheon of things that Erin should be ashamed of but isn’t.  She’s completely without a conscious.

– “An issue with gaming is that it’s a lot of flexion of muscles and not as much extension. Using finger muscle extension devices to strengthen extensor muscles has helped me.”

It’s all made up bullshit, you retard.  There are a few comments by the horntards about her imaginary malady.  

– “Erin and Mike don’t know 90s PC games? Fake gamers!”

Erin replies, “We have been EXPOSED!” and then a poop emoji, whatever that means.

But yeah, obviously Erin has absolutely no interest or knowledge about video games.  You can see it in every fucking video.  “I never played this before”.  Or she says that she has played something and then exhibits a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with the game.