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Erin Plays and Mike Matei stream Boom Blox (Wii) – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Bt4yT42Ek
TWO HOURS of this shit. And Erin is there with her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt. Hey guys! Remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
We’ve gone over this before, Erin. Yes. I do remember them. But you don’t. It’s impossible. I give a detailed breakdown here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/01/castlevania-iii-alucard-path-nes-erin.html
I mean, I think that everybody knows the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but it’s impossible for Erin to have first hand experience of watching the 1987 cartoon series as a child. By the time she was old enough to watch this shit and have memories of it, the show was off the air. And there was no new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shit until she was like 16 years old.
Everything she does is a lie. It’s insane. These lies are ridiculously blatant but nobody seems to be calling her out on any of it.
1. The relationship with Mike is obviously a lie.
2. The fondness for videos games is obviously a lie.
3. ALL of this fake *nostalgia* is a lie.
We can just look at the fucking dates to see that the *nostalgia* shit is a lie. Why does she do this? Why doesn’t she ever come up with PLAUSIBLE lies? She’s there screaming, every day, “EVERYTHING I DO IS A LIE!” and nobody calls her out. I suppose part of the explanation is that everyone watching her videos is mentally challenged.
On to the video. Erin never played this before. Boy. I would have never guessed.
1:45 – Mike says, “You’re playing Mario Party 5 on Wii? That’s interesting. I didn’t know it was on Wii. I had Mario Party 4, 5, 6, and 7 on the Gamecube. I didn’t know 5 was on the Wii.”
Umm…I know absolutely nothing about the Wii but isn’t it backwards compatible with the Gamecube? Let me look this up.
It is. How did Mike not know this? Of course, Erin had no idea. When this guy said that he was playing Mario Party 5 on the Wii she just said, “Oh cool” or something and was moving on before Mike stopped her. And of course Erin didn’t mention that Wii is backwards compatible with the Gamecube. Erin also said that she’s only familiar with the Nintendo 64 Mario Party games. Yeah. I’ll bet. Do a stream of those then, Erin. Let’s see what a pro you are.
2:30 – “I like the noises”.
She’s talking about some “cute” popping sounds. How does Mike possibly stand it? That guy must REALLY love anal sex.
3:45 – She starts referencing a game that she played THE DAY BEFORE on stream, for money. She wants Bitch Duo to make an animation of the train from this game for her shitty streams. I’m pretty sure that Bitch Duo works for free. Indeed, he pays THEM to do work.
4:00 – Mike starts talking about the train from the Price is Right and Erin says, “That’s a good train!”
She has never seen this train. She has no idea what Mike is talking about. She has never watched a single episode of the Price is Right. This is all a lie.
The last time I saw that train was probably 1991. Erin was three years old. Just endless lies from her.
4:45 – “I want the Jolly Trolly from Toontown.”
What is this? Let me look it up.
Oh. Some online Disney game that ran from 2003 to 2013. Yeah, this is something that I can buy. The years match up and her interest in Disney might be one of the few genuine interests of hers. Why doesn’t she just do more of this shit and less of the “Hey guys! Remember 1980s nerd culture?” shit?
5:30 – Mike starts quizzing Erin on Mister Rogers Neighborhood. “Do you remember the town next to the Land of Make Believe?”
Erin doesn’t have a fucking clue. There should be more of this stuff. Expose her for the total fraud that she is.
6:15 –
Erin: Look at the little beavers/woodchucks dancing. You haven’t heard of this game, Dan? Yeah, I haven’t heard of it either until this morning.
Mike: They look like Ewoks.
Erin: I mean, this is a Steven Spielberg production. Maybe because of his influence.
Mike: That would be George Lucas.
Erin: That’s why I said “influence” because as the words were coming out of my mouth…
Mike: Ah.
Erin: I know he didn’t do Star Wars!
Umm…more lies? Is there anything she says that ISN’T a lie? Maybe I should just be pointing those out. Those are much rarer.
She’s all about nerd culture. She’s all about the 1980s. But somehow…she has ENORMOUS gaps in her Star Wars knowledge. It’s just unbelievable.
Why doesn’t she just say, “I don’t give a fuck about Star Wars or Star Trek or TMNT or any of this shit”? Would ANYBODY care? Would she even lose ONE subscriber as a result?
Her mentally challenged fans are tuning in because they want to see a woman playing video games. That’s it. That’s all that they require. It makes absolutely no difference how boring, unattractive, or ill-informed she is.
When she talks about Disney and various “cute” shit, THEY LIKE THAT. Why doesn’t she do more of it? They’re constantly recommending that she play “cute” games. What is she not getting? She doesn’t have to be a fake nerd to score points with these losers. She could be GENUINE and they’d still watch. Play the “cute” shit, play the Disney shit, play the girlie games. THEY LIKE IT.
7:00 – “I’ve never seen ET.”
Oh. You don’t say. How about a list of movies that you HAVE seen? Can we get that list some day? Because I think that every film ever released is on your “I haven’t seen it before” list.
7:30 – “Oh my god. The sound came out of this. Isn’t life amazing?”
She’s talking about the controller. I guess that there’s a speaker in the controller. I’ve never played the Wii so I don’t know. But hasn’t super gamer grrl Erin played a Wii before? Apparently not.
8:45 – Erin isn’t listening at all to Mike’s story about a recent video he made so she absent-mindedly picks up the game box and reads the copyright. “2008? That wasn’t a good year at all.”
Let’s see. Erin would have been like 21 years old. Maybe she was still in college, maybe she was working in the music store. Maybe she had some other job. I mean, the music store job was the LAST job that she had before starting her fake gamer grrl career. So presumably, her earlier jobs were even less prestigious.
I appreciate the value of work. I don’t denigrate anyone because they’re working retail or in a grocery store or whatever. But few people want to work in a music store when they’re 29 years old. Especially when they have a degree and they were promised a great job if they just got a degree.
But yeah, I think that Erin’s employment history must be quite underwhelming. Hence her desperation to make this fake gamer grrl thing work. She’s literally selling her ass over this.
11:15 – “Speaking of games like Jenga, did you know that they have Hello Kitty Uno?”
How on earth is Uno similar to Jenga? Erin just wanted to talk about some “cute” shit that her horny fans probably told her about recently.
12:15 – “They go, ‘Erin, you’re so bubbly’. Yeah. It’s all suppressed.”
She’s talking about she’s not really bubbly. In fact, she’s angry.
Who the fuck ever described Erin as “bubbly”? Doesn’t “bubbly” mean somebody with a warm and outgoing personality? Erin doesn’t even have a personality.
18:30 – “Have I watched The 70s House? I haven’t yet. I need to show Mike that show.”
Why? Erin hasn’t even seen the show but she wants to show it to Mike?
And this thing was on fucking 16 years ago. Is that they’re talking about? This Mtv show that was on for ten episodes?
And why would Mike be interested? He wasn’t even alive in the 70s. More ridiculous lies from Erin.
18:45 “Thank you for reminding me. I’m all about Mtv reality shows that nobody remembers.”
YOU NEVER FUCKING SAW IT, ERIN.
God. Who’s more fucking retarded: Erin or her fans?
“Thank you for reminding me of this show that I never saw before. I’m all about forgotten Mtv shows. Especially shows that are so forgotten that even I forgot about them. I never watched a single fucking episode. I’m a huge fan.”
19:45 – “Yes. Tom Green did have an Mtv show.”
Did you ever see even a single episode, Erin? Don’t just repeat what the chat says. Give some of your own experiences.
Well, she does sing a bit of the theme song. She got the words all wrong but she must have at least an inkling of a memory of the show.
“This is the Tom Green Show. It is the favourite show.”
Unbelievable.
Then she talks about Tom Green putting paper in a shredder and “It just keeps piling up and up”.
I have to say that I don’t know what she’s talking about. I’m not the biggest Tom Green fan out there but I’ve seen a good number of episodes and, much later, Youtube clips. And I’m DuckDuckGo’s this shit and not seeing anything.
Mike ignores this and then starts talking about Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So that brings us back to the start.
Maybe that’s why Erin does all of this fake shit. She thinks that it’s what Mike wants. So the fake *nostalgia* for TMNT and science fiction shit and the 1980s and whatnot. But I’m pretty sure that none of this will be a deal breakers for Mike. Just keep serving up that buttocks. That’s all that Mike cares about. If he can endure her abysmal conversation skills and talk about “cute” shit, he can put up with just about anything.
24:45 –
Mike: There are horse games on the Neo Geo.
Erin: Oh my god. Is there?
She just fuckng played a horse game on the Neo Geo a few days earlier, on stream, for money. She already forgot.
26:45 – Then some horndog reminds her of this and she has a hazy recollection of it. She doesn’t know if it was a Neo Geo game, though.
26:30 – “You know what one of my favourite things from the Simpsons is? From when I was a kid? I haven’t thought about it in…when Abe puts the forks in the potatoes and he does this with the potatoes.”
Oh. Well…at least now we know that she watched at least one episode of the Simpsons in her life.
Then Mike explains that this is a reference to Charlie Chaplin. Erin says, “Is that what it is?”
It’s even alluded to in the episode. A lawyer representing the Charlie Chaplin estate then comes in and tells Grampa to stop upon threat of legal action.
Then Erin says, “I went to college.” Mike says, “Maybe they should teach more about Charlie Chaplin and less about Shakespeare.”
This is a reference to Erin’s English degree. So does she know much about Shakespeare? Let’s hear it. Don’t hold out.
Erin is TERRIBLE at this game, by the way. You have to knock blocks out of some tower-like thing. The scores for each block are clearly labelled. And she keeps going for the blocks that are worth 5 points, even after Mike asks her why she keeps doing that and tries to explain that you get more points for the higher value blocks.
29:45 – They’re talking about dental implants and Erin says, “Like Hilary Duff. You’re watching the Disney Channel.”
This must be the only thing that she did in her entire life. She watched the Disney Channel. I guess that Hilary Duff has dental implants?
So I made it to 30 minutes. That’s enough. I did a good job with this one. I think it’s less painful when Mike is there.
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Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC) – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJAKd4hg_m0
0:00 – It starts with a video of James Rolfe tied up with a ball gag in his mouth.
Let me tell you…the homosexuals on Reddit LOVED this. Justin Silverman posted a picture of this and the boys in Reddit all had instant erections. Those delightful pansies must have made…fuck…twenty gay porn images based on that one picture. You couldn’t get away from this shit for a couple of days. The top 20 posts were all homosexual erotica involving this picture.
I saw one that had Mike with a ball gag as well. That guy must have spent hours on that. Not just the act of making the Photoshop but also all of the furious masturbating breaks.
Indeed, that guy used another “meme” picture that was all the rage for a while with those fairies: the one where Mike is making a big “O” face. Oh those nancy boys loved that picture. So many “memes” were made with that. And by “memes” I mean “homosexual erotica”. Mike’s dick in his mouth and whatnot.
If you’re a little light in the loafers, that’s cool with me. But just come out and say it. Don’t hide behind Cinemassacre-based “memes”. “It’s just a meme, guys!”. No. It’s gay and you’re gay. And that’s okay.
But yeah, James tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth. How much money is he getting from this shit? Is it worth it? It’s worth humiliating yourself like this?
It’s some stupid fucking skit. I don’t even know what it’s referencing. I thought Pulp Fiction at first but I don’t know. Because then it switches to some kind of cult.
God. These skits really need to stop. This looks like the usual bullshit from Rainman. He just throws every idea he can think of into every fucking project. It shouldn’t be long before time travel appears.
1:15 – “Hey guys! Remember Shrek?”
I do remember Shrek. I never saw it but I was working in some mental health facility around this time and there was a guy there who watched the movie like every day. Some people with autism do this kind of shit. You know how it goes, James.
2:00 – “But first a word from our sponsor.”
They actually use this phrase. And the words are on screen. Can this be any worse?
Then Rainman, wearing a hat, does a commercial for earbuds.
Just terrible. He goes on about how affordable they are. Let me look this up.
Eighty dollars. Rainman thinks that $80 is an affordable price to pay for earbuds. Earbuds that any normal person is going to lose in less than a week.
And that’s just what I see on Amazon, which is marked down from $130.
I’ve bought earbuds occasionally. Five bucks? Ten bucks? No more than that. What is anyone doing with eighty dollar ear buds?
Here’s what I suggest Rainman does with his earbuds: shove them up his ass.
3:45 – He goes on a bizarre rant about how Shrek is in the Library of Congress for being culturally significant. And he compares this to such “classics” as Dracula.
Rainman…we don’t fucking care about your stupid autistic fixation on old horror films. You can like old horror films. That’s fine. It doesn’t mean that movies that aren’t old horror films are all shit.
Then he says that he asked the Library of Congress for a copy of Shrek and they send him the Game Boy Color game. Fuck off. Who’s writing this trash?
Oh. It’s not even a game. It’s one of those…movies or whatever that you could watch on your Game Boy Advance.
So then he starts going on about various peripherals. Reading this bullshit in some kind of weird, depressed voice.
6:30 – Finally, he starts talking about the game that in the title of the video. Six and a half minutes into this. What the fuck was the point of that extended diatribe about the movie? He couldn’t even get the movie to play. It’s just the world’s worst writing.
Wait…what? Why is he playing this Game Boy Color game on a Gamecube? It’s probably easier to capture the footage and whatever but he’s complaining about the controls. The game was not meant to be played with a Gamecube controller. Maybe see what it’s like on a Game Boy.
8:15 – “Did Shrek just fart?”
And then Rainmain starts reading a “hilarious” diatribe about this.
Is this my limit? It might be. This is the first AVGN in a while that I can’t watch. This is just stupid. All of this is stupid. He’s showing a grainy game that was meant to be played on a tiny screen on a huge widescreen television. And now’s he’s talking about flatulence.
I’m an adult. This doesn’t tickle me. I mean, good bathroom humour, fine. But this is shit. These are barely even jokes. He’s just making Erin Plays-style observations.
No, I’m done. I tried to continue but he he immediately gets into an unfunny rant about anuses. And the character isn’t even farting. This is just James’ disgusting autistic fixation on excrement.
Let me skip to the end. See what gay porn material the boys at Reddit might enjoy.
From 10:45 to 15:45 (which is the final five minutes of the video) it’s just a bad skit full of bad CGI and based on some stupid fucking horror film(s). I didn’t watch it. Fuck this shit.
Roll credits. There are credits in AVGN videos? Well, there are now. And who wouldn’t want to take credit for this masterpiece?
Oh, Voultar was one of the cult members. Great.
Produced by Justin Silverman and Grant Duffrin.
Edited by Justin Silverman, Gran Duffrin, and Kieran.
Kieran, wisely, didn’t use his full name on this. It leaves room for plausible deniability. “That could have been any Kieran.”
Crew & Gameplay: Kieran and Tony.
Co-writers: Tony from Hack the Movies, Justin Silverman, Grant Duffrin.
So…wait. Why do they say “co-writers”? I think that they’re mis-using the term. Because this implies that there was a main writer and these three are just co-writers. But I don’t think that’s what they mean. I think because there’s three people, they think that “co-writer” is the correct term to use. But I don’t think that’s right.
No. There are only three people responsible for this shit. And, inexplicably, they actually wanted credit for this.
Special thanks to Eddie Lebron.
Who are these people? Let’s look up Eddie Lebron first.
“Eddie Lebron is an Emmy-winning editor, cinematographer, and director”
Well, that’s according to his Linkedin. It’s nice that he such a high opinion of himself but can we get a non-biased source?
According to IMDB, he was the cinematographer for a bunch of short films. Great.
Now Grant Duffrin. I don’t have to search him. Screenwave helpfully linked to his Twitter.
https://twitter.com/grantduffrin
“filmmaker, festival runner, master”
Again, it’s good to have a high opinion of yourself but I’m going to look for a non-biased source.
http://the3gi.com/grantduffrin.html]
That’s his website. He does a lot of Shrek shit. There’s some embarrassing thing called Shrekfest that he’s involved with. I don’t know in what capacity. He claims that he’s a “vfx artist”. Oh. Yeah, me too. Whatever that is.
If you Google him, it says that he’s a screenwriter.
I mean…well, let’s just look at his IMDB first. The only things that he’s written have been three short films about Shrek and some short film about Link, I guess. Student projects, I assume. Or really, really, really amateur projects.
This makes him a screenwriter?
It’s delusional. These people can’t possibly be making a living from this.
I’ve had things published. Articles and blog shit. I mean, I’ve actually been paid. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. We can all see the high quality of my writing.
But I don’t say, “Hey guys! I’m a professional writer” just because I got some trivial garbage published on some shit websites. I’m not living on this and I’m not even trying to do so. I have a job like a normal person.
Fucking “screenwriter” and “film director”. You have all of these “professionals” and THIS is what you came up with? I couldn’t even fucking finish it. It was a complete mess.
Oh, and these things are supposed to be funny, right? Who the fuck was laughing? Where were the jokes even located? That poop stuff? We’re supposed to laugh at that? Are we all in kindergarten?
Here’s my proposal to Screenwave: I am a “professional writer”, in the sense that I’ve been paid for writing at some point in my life, at least once. I will write an AVGN episode for you that will blow your fucking minds. It will be intelligent, well-written, funny, and I’ll even include GOOD poop talk. FUNNY poop talk. Because I know that that’s Rainman’s thing.
The writing will be of such a high quality that not even you clowns can fuck it up with your incompetence. Not even Rainman with his suicidal line reading can fuck it up. The magnificence of the writing will shine through all layers of dog shit.
I don’t know how many pages this will be. I don’t even know how to format a script. But for a script that turns into an approximately ten minute video, I’ll do it for a flat fee of $2000. I think that that’s reasonable and it has to be worth it to me.
I’m not getting Celtx or any of that shit. I’m not going to bother with formatting things “properly”. But for $2000 you’ll get a legibly-formatted, witty, intelligent script that will take AVGN to a whole new level.
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The Hilarious Desperation of Destiny Fomo
https://twitter.com/destinybex
This is her “character” Twitter. That’s how she describes it, anyway. She’s playing a “character”. That “character” is of a horny loser constantly promoting her OnlyFans. How this “character” is any different from her real life persona, I’m not entirely sure. Maybe the “horny” part.
So she would post stuff like, “My boobies are so big”. At first, she would get a lot of replies to this shit. But after about two weeks of this tedious shit, the novelty wore off. Now nobody is replying.
Here’s a picture of her sitting on, I guess, a kitchen counter. Naked but it’s censored.
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1363996406273482762
She captions it, “Imagine your face was the counter top” and then promotes her OnlyFans.
I’m too busy imagining ever eating food that was prepared on that counter. You basically have to throw out the counter. No amount of disinfectant could convince me that that counter is disease-free.
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1366494670445043718
“My Only Fans is 50% off right now, sending everyone who subscribes today a special surprise”
NOBODY replies.
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1366895065516437505
“I’m lowering the subscription cost to be more obtainable to new peeps (two hearts emoji) and I’m doing a SUPER CARZY sale for all of those who’ve previously supported me! If you decide to cum back ;p it’s only $4 for the next 24 hours. There’s over 200 post!”
Three replies. One guy says that he’s only interested if the price drops to $0. Another guy says that he wants to see her pussy. The third guy just posted some emojis.
She’s completely desperate for people to join because she knows that the content is bad. There must be loads of guys out there who signed up for this shit and then stopped. That’s why she has a “sale” specifically targeting this group. People see the content, say, “What the fuck? A woman in a one piece swimsuit? No thanks” and then cancel their subscription.
Then two days later she posts:
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1367548232755261441
“Added 24hours to the sale since so many people have asked! Enjoy it, hope you don’t miss out this “
It’s a lie. NOBODY asked for this. Nobody wants her shitty OnlyFans. But she’s desperate as fuck to get people to join.
And would a $1 difference change ANYONE’S mind? Is there somebody out there who will pay $4 but not $5?
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1369401652843851783
“Need my entire body cracked.”
How is this even sexual? It got four boring as fuck replies.
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1369720100148936706
“New G string video on onlyfans. It’s still $5 to join”. There’s a censored picture of her buttocks, wearing a g-string.
Two replies. One is just emojis, the other is a “joke” reply about pixelated buttocks.
https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1370430071098503168
“I do audio messages on onlyfans. here are some reviews on my last one (Eyes emoji) you might wanna check them out lol”
And the “reviews” are:
“Your latest audio was so hot. I love how tough you were with your self. I was able to cum with you and I blew such a hug load. Thank you for helping me cum mami.”
“Thank you baby your voice is beautiful ive came a few times already.”
Two replies. One is a totally off-topic Family Guy gif and the other one is a gif of Homer Simpsons pouring bleach into his eyes. It’s a reference to wishing that he hadn’t read those “reviews”.
People do not give a fuck about her boring as fuck tweets, which are mostly desperate attempts to get you to sign up to her god awful OnlyFans.
It reminds me of a video I saw wherein an urban gentleman was driving through the “hood” and stopped to speak to a crack whore. The woman offered her services and gave a price. So the guy asked to see her breasts and pussy. The woman obliged. Then the guy said, “No, I’m good” and drove off.
We’re all fucking sick of it. Madam Fomo has achieved the impossible. She’s made breasts boring. Put your clothes on and stop this shit. Please. We don’t want to see it.
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Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master – Cannot be Tamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlb211q0fZU
This is my second attempt at this video. I had to stop after about two minutes the first time. She’s just so fucking boring. I don’t understand how anyone can watch this shit.
What I should do is search for a more interesting video to review. But that would take more effort.
So let’s head off to Dreamland with our hostess Princess Nytol.
0:00 – “It has been a while since I reviewed or even played a Genesis game.”
Yeah. Me too, Pamela. I had a Genesis, maybe it’s still somewhere, but the last time I played it must have been…I don’t know…twenty years ago? More than that? Probably more.
I had a Genesis emulator, presumably. I had emulators for just about every old console. But I don’t remember playing anything on it. I know that I did but nothing springs to mind so I couldn’t have been spending that much time on it. The last time was like 15 years ago maybe.
I don’t really understand the appeal of retro games, to be honest. I played them when they came out (so not retro) and I played them when I first discovered emulation but I’m not doing that shit now. If I want to play a game, I play something made in the last ten years or so. I only have a handful of games that I play, really. Sometimes something new enters the rotation but not often. But I’m not going back to fucking NFL ’95 on the Genesis. Why would I? Games have improved tremendously since 1995.
I can see playing an old game once in a great while for the novelty value. See what games used to be like. It’s interesting from a historical perspective. I can even see playing them for a bit just because they’re fun. I play Punch Out once a year or so. It’s fun for a few minutes. Same with the Super Mario Bros games. And Air Zonk. Shit like this. But regularly? Why?
1:00 – She says both “shuriken” and “katana”. Here’s where I turned it off the first time I was watching this dreck. How fucking pretentious can anybody be? “Star” and “sword”. Do we need the Japanese.
I used to take karate as a kid at some McDojo. And you’d see this fake Japanese bullshit. He had like a little wooden house on the wall and a rock painted as a Buddha head with one eye. Buddha lost his eye through intensive meditation, of course. Oh, and he had LOADS of wooden swords on the walls but nobody ever touched them. They were for decoration only.
We also had to say “os” instead of “yes”. I guess that’s what “os” means. Why we couldn’t just say “yes”, I have no idea. It was stupid and embarrassing.
Oh, apparently it’s “osu”. I DuckDuckGo’d it.
I remember that there was also a picture of some old Japanese guy in this guy’s office. He was the apparent the founder of this particular style of karate.
It’s all fucking bullshit. That guy “teaching” us didn’t know ANYTHING about karate. I never saw him throw a single punch or kick. I was already a pro by this time, having taken martial arts for many years in other “dojos”, so I was able to recognise bullshit. And this was bullshit.
All the fucking made up mysticism and using terms that may or may not be Japanese. Fuck off. Just teach me how to smash a guy’s face in. That’s what I signed up for.
1:30 – Interesting pronunciation of “ninjistu”. She said “nin-joot-su” for some reason. I guess that’s how Canadian ninjas pronounce it.
4:00 – Oh, I just noticed that Pam is wearing a Star Wars t-shirt. Hey guys! Remember Star Wars?
I remember Star Wars, Pam. But should you, as a nearly 40 year old woman, really be wearing a Star Wars t-shirt?
I might lose people on this one, but I haven’t worn a t-shirt in probably 20 years. I’m an adult. And I NEVER wore nerd t-shirts past the age of about 12 or so.
6:15 – She refers to one of the bosses as a “robot dinosaur”. I think that it’s supposed to be like Mecha Godzilla. I’m not sure if I take points off for this one or not.
Oh fuck. Thank god it’s over.
So that was another boring as fuck video from Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. She just fucking, I don’t know, reviewed this old game. There’s not much to say about it.
– “Play more genesis games, you’ll see that these top games like Shinobi 3 are games that are much better than God of war games or the Assassin Creed games.”
I never played either of those games but this guy is out of his mind. Jerking off to old games.
– “Pam when are you doing another cosplay video”
– “Ok so you are telling us you finished this in one afternoon without ever playing this before ? That’s kinda hard to believe. Even if you save stated through the entire game it’s still hard to believe. But hey….. who am i to judge? Its not like im a speedrunner or something and someone who knows this game really well 🤣 . So what are you going to claim next ? You beat Ninja Gaiden on NES without ever playing it before ? Or you beat Battletoads on NES first try on your lunch break? C’mon there are two persons here who know you’re lying thats me and you.”
I thought that as well. Well, not the save state part. You could probably save state your way through the game in one day. But I did find it peculiar that she said that she beat the game in one day.
Mike does this a lot too. He’ll be on stream and he’ll say, “I never played this before but I’m going to try to beat it.”
It’s ridiculous. These games aren’t intended to be beaten in a day. Nobody would buy them if they could be beaten in a day.
– “Sup babe wanna go get a beer”
This one was kind of funny. He obviously doesn’t expect it to work.
– “I guess this game is an artifact of its time. I was wondering why you were calling the small knife that the protagonist is throwing a shuriken, because it looks like a kunai. I looked up the instruction manual and sure enough, the translators called it a shuriken. I guess when it was translated for the west, the Japanese counterpart didn’t have any say, or didn’t see the manual before it was released. Gotta love the 90s. Haha.”
We all know that it’s a kunai, jackass. Now go watch some tentacle hentai and play with your maikuropenisu.
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Top BLOCKBUSTER NES RENTALS in 1991! – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgPXpxcJG2Y
Six minutes of lies from Erin. Hey guys! Remember Blockbuster?
I remember them, Erin. But do you?
0:00 – “Back in the late 80s and 90s, renting video games was a fairly common occurrence for people in the Gen X and Millennial demographic.”
Okay. So tell us about YOUR experiences with renting video games from Blockbuster, Erin. I’ll wait.
“I have fond memories of renting Super Nintendo and N64 games at Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, and even at the grocery store from time to time.”
Really? She said that she got her Super Nintendo from an antique store or something. And this was long after games were no longer being released.
Let me figure this out. I’ll charitably say that Erin got her Super Nintendo when she was ten years old. That would have been in 1998.
According to Wikipedia, the Super Nintendo’s lifespan was 1990 to 2003. I don’t know anyone who was playing Super Nintendo anywhere near 2003. Oh. It was discontinued in North America in 1999. That sounds about right.
Renting games. Let’s look at this. I was never big on renting games but the last time that I rented a game was probably…about 1993.
The Playstation came out in 1994. Was anyone renting cd games? Not that I’m aware of. There was an issue with piracy. You can just copy the game. So I don’t think that this happened. Not on any wide scale, certainly.
Erin was apparently renting games no earlier than 1998. At Blockbuster and Hollywood Video. Two companies that were clearly on the way out by then.
So I’m searching for “rent N64 games blockbuster”. The first result is here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/7h8420/renting_a_nintendo_64_at_blockbuster/
I remember seeing this in the video section at my grocery store for the longest time. My mom told me she would rent it for me when I learned how to tie my shoes. When I eventually did, we immediately went to rent it. It was gone. They stopped renting it. 🙁
I found it very peculiar that Erin mentioned renting games from a grocery store. But it sounded like something that nobody would just make up. It’s too weird to make up.
I suspect that she just Googled this shit like I did and found this comment. Then she stole this guy’s story. First result. First comment. It just happens to be about renting games from a grocery store.
People there do mention renting Playstations and even Playstation 2s from Blockbuster so maybe it was happening.
I see another Reddit thread where a guy specifically mentions renting Nintendo 64 games in 1997 or 1998.
So…maybe? I mean, maybe SOMEBODY was doing this. But I still don’t believe that Erin was doing this.
0:15 – Remember when you could rent games AND videos at the grocery store?”
No. But that guy from Reddit claims to.
Oh my god. Then she starts describing the typical experience of renting a video from Blockbuster. But this is all theoretical with Erin. Why doesn’t she describe HER OWN experience of doing this?
0:45 – “I recently stumbled upon a list of the most rented games at Blockbuster.”
Some horndog on Twitter must have told her about it when she did a recent tweet about how *nostalgic* she is about Blockbuster.
“If you guys like this, maybe I’ll cover other years and consoles as well.”
Oh my fucking god. JUST GIVE US THE LINK. WE CAN ALL READ IT FOR OURSELVES.
This is fucking idiotic. She’s just going to read from a list.
Holy shit. All she’s doing is mentioning a game and then giving like a generic description of it. “Some people really like this game.” Shit like this. She has to frame it this way because SHE NEVER PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE! This is fucking ridiculous.
Oh, and you know what else is happening here? She’s “reviewing” NES games. Even by her own account, she has no experience renting NES games. Why didn’t she pick a year and a system that she alleges to have experience with?
4:15 – She talks about the Family Feud game and how much she loves watching Family Feud. Here’s a tweet about her fondness for old Family Feud games from ten days ago:
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1366409767707631618
Watching old Family Feud episodes with Richard Dawson. I want to be the person who rings the bell when someone wins DING DING DING DING DING
That was the first and last time that she ever tweeted about Family Feud. But now she’s all about it. This show that was on twelve years before she was born.
In that same tweet, somebody mentions Press Your Luck and she says that she never heard of it until Mike told her about it. So I guess that she isn’t quite the fan of retro game shows as she’s leading you to believe.
It’s fucking ridiculous. Why is everything a lie with her?
I’m genuinely somewhat interested in old game shows. I watch this shit. And I can tell you about games that were on before I was born. Press Your Luck was on while I was alive and I watched it but it’s hardly obscure. Super *nostalgic* game show fan Erin never even heard of it.
Somebody else in that thread tells her about Pluto TV which apparently has a lot of old game show content on it. Erin says that she’s familiar with it but “always forgets” that it exists. We’re sick of the lies, Erin. Just talk about stuff that you GENUINELY are interested in. What’s so hard about that?
4:45 – “Richard Dawson was creepy as hell but he was also my favourite host so I love the fact that this was based off of the Dawson era?
What other era could it have been based on? The game was released in 1990. Well, Ray Combs started in 1988. I guess it was possible? Maybe? I don’t know how long it takes to make these games and the licencing and whatever.
And I assure you that Erin knows NOTHING about Family Feud. She only started watching this shit recently, for the purposes of this video.
There’s also that “classic” video of her playing the NES Wheel of Fortune game with Mike AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THE RULES. She has never in her life watched WHEEL OF FORTUNE. But now she’s portraying herself as a big time game show fan. She watches all the game shows, modern and classic. But not Wheel of Fortune. Or Press Your Luck. Or, truth be told, Family Feud. Or any game show. This is all just another ridiculous lie from her.
Somebody in that tweet that I linked to mentioned what a creep Richard Dawson was. So that’s why she mentions it in the video. She doesn’t know anything about this shit.
5:30 – She’s talking about the GI Joe game and makes a references to Castlevania III. It’s just so fucking tiring.
So that’s another complete shit video from Erin. And once again, she doesn’t appear in the video at all. How is Shishi supposed to jerk off?
This video was just like five shitty “reviews” of NES games. There’s no particular connection to Blockbuster. She apparently got a list of the most rented NES games from Blockbuster and then just “reviewed” them, without the benefit of ever having played the games before. This is complete shit.
You know what might have been good? Not with Erin but I mean with a real person who has real experiences in life. Maybe a video where the person talks about their ACTUAL experiences going to Blockbuster. Games that they rented, good games that they got, bad games that they got, whatever. A normal person should be able to get six minutes out of that. Not Erin.
– “This is awesome. Love this video. Ive been going back and watching a lot of og toys r us videos. These catch me right in the feels.”
Get a job, Justin.
– “Wow, in Europe the concept of renting in the grocery store is fucking outlandish.”
Never mind Europe. I never heard of this as an American.
– “I WANNA PLAY WITH ERIN”
She doesn’t even appear in the fucking video but this guy is still all horned up.
– “I was 12 when Blockbusters first opened its doors here in the UK in 1983! (Yes I am old enough to be Erin’s Grandpa!!)”
What? Why even say that?
And is that right? So this guy was born in let’s say 1970. That makes him about 51. Erin is like 33.
No. I don’t need a calculator for this one. Unless people in your village are having children at 9, you can’t be Erin’s grandfather.
– “In 1991 you were not even born, tell the truth…”
Erin replies, “‘I’m 33. I’ve been very open about my first console being a SNES. Not hard to imagine someone getting into things that existed before they were alive or old enough to be into a certain hobby . . .”
Yes, but are YOU interested in this shit? YOU PERSONALLY? Nothing I’ve seen indicates that she is. This is a giant fucking scam. A scam to get $200/month.
If I was going to plan some sort of a heist, I’d set my sights a bit higher than $200/month. Rob a bank or a big drug score or something. And then I’d go into meticulous detail to make sure that all bases are covered. There needs to be no margin for error here. I’d plan this shit out for months. Maybe years.
Erin DID plan this all out. From starting the channel to exchanging buttsex for Youtube promotion in a fake relationship. This was all planned out well in advance. And THIS is what she came up with. Fake gamer grrl on Youtube. $200/month. It’s a complete failure.
Go back to California, close the channel, and work on your next scam. I don’t know. Pyramid scheme or something.
– “Show us a pic of what u looked like back in these days . We Erin fans would really appreciate that”
I’ll just leave that comment there.
– “Erin I Remember Renting A SNES Console Before My Mom Got One I Miss BLOCKBUSTER”
That was from Games and Movies Entertainment. This is the highly autistic man who has numerous videos of him hugging various costumed characters at Disney theme parks. He usually just says “HUGS!”.
And Erin replied, “That’s awesome!” to this obviously mentally challenged man.
We expect a lot more from one of Youtube’s “Women on the Rise”.
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Erin is one of Youtube's "Women on the Rise"
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1370109524493885447
She tweeted about it, as above, and there’s a little video there where she awkwardly hammers some chocolate while awkwardly talking.
Here’s a blog post where they talk about this prestigious award:
If you click “gamers on the rise”, it takes you to this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbpi6ZahtOH5IuQ-TW_tfEyae–TaraOQ
There are eight videos on there and Erin’s is the eighth.
That’s it. That’s all this is. And I had to really hunt for this information. Erin certainly didn’t provide links. That would have required effort.
Nobody is going to find this without searching. And even when you know what you’re searching for, it’s hard to find.
So the award is entirely meaningless. I assume that she got it because Mike contacted somebody at Youtube.
But let’s assume that this is a prestigious award. THIS is a woman on the rise?
This is a woman who is running a scam, she has no interest or knowledge in video games, she’s in a fake relationship solely to advance her shitty Youtube “career”, and she’s taking money from the mentally challenged and/or the chronically lonely. This is somebody who we should honour? This is the sort of behaviour that we want to promote?
The only way that Erin can be any more objectionable is if we find out that she also tortures kittens in her spare time.
Let’s check out what “prestigious” company she’s in. Maybe I’ll get some good replacements for boring as fuck Pelvic Gamer and meth mouth Ali.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvbMzaH8YmM
It’s a homely woman “playing” Sims 4, trying on different virtual outfits, and talking about how “cute” everything is. FOR AN HOUR. Umm…this isn’t exactly breaking any barriers.
What else does she do? Oh, it’s just Sims 4. And I see one Animal Crossing video. And her videos all start with a pink intro screen and what sounds like a little Japanese girl saying “oh ho” or something. Total shit.
Here’s the next “winner”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8NpxvrD4s8
“Helloooooo gamers” said in a really awkward way. We’re off to a good start.
It’s part 2 of her opening Amibos. What? Why was THIS video chosen? Part TWO of her opening Amibos? Why not at least give us part 1? I don’t know what the fuck is going on. I’m totally lost without seeing part 1.
Oh. They’re Amibo cards for Animal Crossing. Whatever those are. See? It’s like watching Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous without first seeing the original. You don’t know what the fuck is going on or who anybody is.
Anyway, what other videos does this dullard make? Oh. All Animal Crossing shit. Boy, so far this seems to be quite regressive. Is this what Youtube thinks of women who play video games? They think that they’re all playing “cute” casual games? Shame on Youtube for perpetuating this stereotype.
Next “winner”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOKS-OJZKyc
After a baffling random preview of the upcoming video, we get a pink intro with a heart.
She’s playing a game against some guy. I don’t know what the game is. She doesn’t say what the game is. The game isn’t mentioned anywhere in the description. We’re just supposed to know.
And this guy is a total fucking douche who is obviously trying to get something going with this woman with his “witty” comments. I assume that this is her boyfriend, actually.
It’s unwatchable. They’re just yelling and pretending to have “fun”.
Let’s see what other content Nat makes. Pink banner with a heart, by the way.
They all seem to be this same game. And she plays against this guy a lot. Brawl Stars? Is that what it’s called?
Holy shit. This is a fucking mobile game.
She has HUNDREDS OF HOURS of her playing this MOBILE game.
Here’s a video where she plays this mobile game with her horny, mentally challenged viewers for $1. She actually puts the price in the description. If you give her a dollar, she’ll pretend to be your friend for a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Bmp63101s
Youtube is promoting this woman. This is one of the “Women on the Rise” according to them. Yet another nobody doing regressive videos that are detrimental to the public’s perception of female “gamers”.
Next “winner”. Oh, it’s somebody we’ve already covered. That homely woman who was playing Sims 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFWOwIFIyg
Wait…is it the same person? No. This is a DIFFERENT woman playing Sims 4. And she has a pink title screen and pink banner. Everything is very “cute”. And Youtube is promoting a video where she’s showing you how to use the toddler bath in this game. “Cute”.
Fucking disgraceful. Her banner is a princess holding a kitten and there’s also a seahorse. Everything is pink, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ue0fMAloCE
This video is entitled: “A troll tried to insult me on Twitch but my community responded with love and kindness”
It’s like a 40 year old woman and she starts the video by saying, “My name is Stephanie also known as (whatever). I’m a mermaid obsessed with the Sims. I love seahorses, unicorns, rainbows, kittens, and the colour pink.”
I’m not making this up. Watch the fucking video. Then she starts giving a character in the game a “makeover”.
Presumably, somebody who stumbled into her chat said something like, “What the fuck is this shit?” and her horny fans, who are probably mentally challenged, all attacked him “with love and kindness.”
This is awful. A “woman on the rise”.
What barriers are these women breaking? I didn’t even know that women made these sorts of GROSSLY stereotypical videos. I gave women way more credit than this. Was I wrong to do this? Youtube seems to think so.
Three more of these “gamers” to go. All of that woman’s videos were about the Sims, by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLGNSww4nE
Alright. Black Ops 3. Now we’re talking. That’s a first person shooter, right?
Ummmm…that’s quite a deep voice you have there, “Kacey”.
Nobody…nobody appears on screen. But this is a guy. Right? What woman would sound like this?
They don’t seem to appear on screen in any video. But they make videos on like racing games and first person shooters and games that…at least according to Youtube…women don’t play. Women only play the Sims, Animal Crossing, and some shitty mobile game.
This is a sick joke. The only “woman” who plays games that aren’t stereotypical gamer grrl games IS A MAN!
Here’s “her” Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Kaceycalhoon
Dude. Come on. There’s no picture of “her” but there is a drawing. And even in the drawing, it looks like an ugly woman. It’s because it’s a dude with a wig.
Unbelievable.
Here’s the next “winner”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mfVDguWTno
She’s playing Animal Crossing. Disgusting.
That’s the only game that she ever plays.
Final “winner”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkeDCtv1B88
She’s playing the Sims. That’s the only game that she ever plays.
Fucking unbelievable. Somebody at Youtube thought that these were the eight “women on the rise”. In what respect? What barriers are these women breaking?
My opinion of female “gamers” WORSENED after seeing these “winners”. I mean, we know the gamer grrls who I cover. They aren’t doing this shit. They aren’t playing the Sims and Animal Crossing and mobile games. They don’t have pink all over the place. And with the exception of Erin, they aren’t just sitting there and talking about how “cute” everything is.
The women in this list are fucking dog shit. I don’t mean as human beings. I don’t know anything about them personally. But as examples of female “gamers”, they are total fucking dog shit. These women should not be promoted. This has to be a fucking joke. Youtube intentionally picked stereotypical female “gamers” to mock the very idea of female “gamers”.
And that one “female” “gamer”, the one who actually has an interest in a broad variety of games, has a giant fucking penis.
Erin should be embarrassed to be on this list. This is Youtube making fun of her. Look at the other winners of this fucking…whatever this even is.
If I was going to make a PARODY channel of the average female “gamer”, I wouldn’t go nearly as far with it as these women are doing. It would seem too far fetched. Every fucking video is the Sims? Everything has to be pink? Everything has to be “cute”.
There are women out there who enjoy playing video games. All types of video games. Not just the Sims and Animal Crossing and mobile games. Some of these women MUST be making videos. Couldn’t Youtube highlight some of those women?
This is completely outrageous. This list that they’ve compiled is offensive and sexist.
At least everyone on the list, with the exception of Erin, appears to actually enjoy video games (at least in their limited Sims/Animal Crossing/mobile game sense). Once again, Erin is alone in being a TOTAL FRAUD. Enjoy your “cute” chocolate.
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Nathan Barnatt is Kind of a Douche
https://www.youtube.com/c/barnatt/videos
And when I say “kind of” that’s me being polite.
Remember that bald guy from that god awful AVGN Christmas episode where they just broke shit? No, I don’t mean James Rolfe, I mean the other bald guy: Keith Apicary. Well, it turns out that this is just a character name. It’s a character played by the greatest actor of our generation: Nathan Barnatt. Or at least that’s what Nathan Barnatt would have you believe.
I was watching this video about how he got a hair transplant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6X1GJgck4
And he keeps going on about how he didn’t do it for vanity purposes, he has a high opinion of himself, he thinks that he’s a really hot guy, et cetera. Well, okay. So why did you get the hair transplant? He just wanted to see how it works.
Really. Couldn’t you just read some articles in academic journals? It’s just bizarre.
“And it wasn’t even that expensive. I just sold my BMW to pay for it.”
I don’t understand how this guy has so much disposable income but whatever. He can’t be this out of touch, though. Most people can’t sell their BMW to pay for hair.
And he keeps promoting his channel called Dad or something. “It’s the best work I’ve ever done.” Yeah. So better than that obnoxious Keith Apicary character you play in your Youtube videos? Super.
He also talks about how compulsive he is. He got this hair transplant on a whim. He also moves on a whim. And takes trips abroad on a whim. And buys Faberge eggs on a whim. He’s just a whimsical guy. A real free spirit. He enjoys pissing his money away. Money that I can’t even understand how he’s accumulating.
You go to his channel and his videos are getting 15,000 on average. These are Erin Plays numbers. But he has eight times as many subscribers as Erin. So the percent of people watching this shit is way lower than with Erin.
He had a podcast that he did with, I guess, his brothers called My Own Brothers. Well, at least one brother. It’s some other bald guy who looks like him. These got even fewer views than his usual bizarre “content” so it seems like he’s stopped doing these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coi9rJBefWA
Here’s an hour long live stream where he talks about how he’s moving out of Los Angeles. I don’t know why. I’m not watching this.
But he talks about how he wants to have a boxing match with some “Youtuber”. He’s not sure who.
22:00 – Somebody suggests that he should box Justin Silverman. That’s an idea, I guess. What about John Riggs?
But Mr Barnatt is surprisingly vain so he works out a lot. I can’t find the video now but he did some video where he talks about how he wanted to get back into shape over the lockdown. And in the “before” part of the video, he already has a six pack.
Here’s a live stream of him working out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFafReMdJU
For a 40 year old man to look like that, he has to work out quite a lot already. But he wants to be even more muscular. Why?
This is extreme vanity. By the way, I’ve seen no references to any girlfriend or wife. Draw your own conclusions.
He has another channel called Dad.
https://www.youtube.com/c/DadFeels/videos
He regularly promotes this channel. Surprisingly, it has almost as many subscribers as his main channel.
I have no idea what it is. Some avant-garde shit that’s just beyond my comprehension, I guess.
He seems to be promoting a lot of “merch” in these videos, though. I understood that much, at least. Get your Dad t-shirts and whatnot. Sure. Who wouldn’t want that?
He has a lot of songs on there too. Like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4rvLLgPqs
It’s not him singing. Or playing any instrument. He has nothing to do with these songs. But he has a lot of them. You can purchase three albums. He helpfully links to where you can buy these albums.
Maybe this is where James Rolfe got the idea from. It’s a very similar marketing style.
But yeah, this Dad shit…I don’t know what it is.
You go to his Wikipedia and it seems that he was in some mainstream tv shows. I don’t know how big the roles were but good for him.
I don’t begrudge him but everything he does screams “I am an art-eest.” That’s obnoxious.
And everything he does is unwatchable. I couldn’t watch one fucking video. And a lot of this shit on the Dad channel is like three minutes long. I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t watch ten fucking seconds.
That AVGN video was horrendous. Maybe the worst AVGN of them all. And I’m including the Screenwave era in this.
But whatever. He’s apparently making money from this baffling “content”.
Wait. What? I’m just checking out SocialBlade. It’s a little suspicious.
He had a spectacular January for that Dad channel. Stagnant growth for two years, maybe 1,000 or 2,000 new subscribers a month, and then 125,000 new subscribers in January. Then it’s back down to low numbers in February. Interesting.
He’s getting about $14,000/year from that channel and about $10,000 from his main channel. I assume that all of that “merch” and “super chats” and mainstream jobs really bumps these figures up. How else can he maintain such a lavish lifestyle? Selling the BMW for a hair transplant and all the whimsical trips abroad and whatnot. And of course living in fabulous Los Angeles, although he’s no longer living there.
James Rolfe possibly stole this music video idea from this guy so maybe he’s going to steal the hair transplant idea next.
The catty homosexuals on Reddit regularly give Rainmain shit over his hair. Personally, I don’t care. I mean, it looks bad and he should do something with it rather than continue with this hair in a can system that’s been using but it’s a personal matter.
As for Nathan Barnatt…terrible, terrible content and an unpleasant personality, both the fictitious one and the real one. But good luck with it. He’s somehow making money from this. It beats working for a living. I guess. Maybe it doesn’t. But this is what he’s decided on.
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REVIEW | Grandia (Nintendo Switch) – Pelvic Gaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVFqCU-c5E
0:00 – “I know I’m late but Happy New Year. Happy 2021.”
No. I can’t accept this. It’s March. This is ridiculous.
Speaking of ridiculous, she’s wearing her blue lipstick.
0:15 – “Thank you so much (some horndog) for gifting me this game.”
It’s just disgusting. Why do these women keep accepting gifts? These guys are clearly mentally challenged. But even if they weren’t, why accept gifts from strange men? What does that make you if you accept them? Don’t you feel bad about yourself?
These gamer grrls have absolutely no shame, no compassion, and no empathy.
She can’t even be bothered to pronounce his name in an intelligible fashion. It’s (something) Soda, I think. Somebody in the comments suggests that it might be HerbSoda. That commentator doesn’t know who it is either.
Indeed, I’ll wager that Pelvic Gamer doesn’t know who it is either. She just accepts games from strange men because why not? She loves taking advantage of people.
I’m two minutes in and I’m bored out of my fucking mind. She’s just describing the characters. I think that I’ve hit my limit.
Let me skip around. Maybe just by sheer luck, I’ll stumble across something halfway interesting.
9:45 – There’s a “comedy” segment here that is so drawn out, unfunny, AND FUCKING ANNOYING that I won’t even describe it. But if you’re some kind of masochist, check it out.
15:45 – “It’s Black History Month and…”
What? No it isn’t. But she promotes some business that is allegedly owned by a black American.
So for all of your Pelvic Gamer fans out there who need hair products designed for black women, check them out. How many fucking people does this apply to?
And Black History Month was in February, right? Yeah.
She also has her Amazon wish list, of course. It’s some weird “art” books.
Her PO Box is also listed if you just want to straight up send her shit.
I don’t get it. Pelvic Gamer has always been particularly baffling for me. She has no personality and…look at her. Why would you give gifts to this woman?
I suppose it’s like people who like Z-list actors. I used to see this on IMDB back when they had forums. You’d go to the forum of some little known actor and there would be some woman on there talking about how hot he is and whatnot. I think that the idea is that this guy is more obtainable. You have no chance with, whoever, Zac Efron, but maybe the guy who played Donkey Lips would go to Burger King with you.
Still. I think that I’d rather go out with Donkey Lips than Pelvic Gamer.
– “Your final line of the review was a great overall summary for my thoughts on Grandia. And I’ll tell my wife about the products you recommended!”
That was from Bryan Truong…and his avatar is a picture of him and his wife (I assume). His wife is indeed black. And he’s…Truong is an Asian name, right? Yeah. Vietnamese.
It’s of course unusual for an Asian man to marry a black woman. That’s probably the least common racial combination that there is.
So for the guy to be commenting on Pelvic Gamer’s videos…he must have some fetish. Yeah. You go to his channel and he just has two videos: they’re weird Boys II Men shit.
It’s usually some weird fetish with interracial dating. You see it with this guy. He’s trying to be black..
In any event, Pelvic Gamer’s mother is a white woman. So her going all out for Black History Month (in March, no less) is a little “try hard”, as the young people say.
