https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiYfpBZlqQk
The triumphant return of Super Awkward Gal. You know, that weird woman who killed her husband’s grandfather.
She’s doing some Disney shit. That’s never interesting. But she has several of these videos that she posted recently. Let’s…well, let’s hope that somebody else starts uploading stuff soon. But in the meantime, let’s check this shit out.
0:00 – This guy looks like he’s about to fuck a Mickey Mouse plush toy.
This is just like a clip compilation of…something. What is this? RetroMagic. I don’t know what that is. Some Disney shit but…what? How about an intro explaining it?
1:30 – She said that she took a “red eye” to get there. From where to where? What is this? Do you want to explain anything, Super Awkward Gal?
She’s the fucking worst. She never explains ANYTHING.
3:00 – “I am obsessed with this hotel. Look at the colour. It’s the colour of my office.”
Oh my god. Who gives a fuck? I’ve never seen her office. I don’t even know what she does. Nothing is ever explained.
She’s going to a restaurant, by the way. In Disneyland. I think. I don’t know. She’s going there with some fat couple. Loads of people in this video are fat.
3:15 – Whoa! Look out. No explanation needed here. Super Awkward Gal just straight up pans the camera down and shows you her super awkward boobs. Why did my pants suddenly get tighter?
This is how you get the views, Super Awkward Gal. More gratuitous boob shots, please.
3:30 – She says that she’s going…somewhere…and Tammy is going…somewhere else.
Where are they going? Who’s Tammy? We don’t fucking know. Nothing is explained.
Just make an eleven minute video of your tits. That would solve so many problems.
Oh, you have to read the description. Tammy Tuckey of TNT Amusements fame. I could say something here. I could say a lot. I’ve seen a lot of that guy’s videos. But…fuck it. Let’s just move on.
Oh, she was also there with Adam the Woo. That weird degenerate.
You shouldn’t have to read the description to figure the video out. Just fucking explain things in the video.
4:15 – “Yesterday was slammed.”
What? Am I no longer hip? What the fuck is she talking about? She was saying it in the context of, “Yesterday was so busy”.
Is this what the young people are saying today? “Slammed” as in “busy”? You know, young people like 35 year old Super Awkward Gal.
4:45 – She’s “vlogging” with Tammy now. You guys all know Tammy, right? And they’re not saying anything remotely interesting or even coherent so I’m just looking in the background. They’ve got a bag of Ruffles there. Remember Ruffles?
I do remember Ruffles. I’m surprised that they’re still sold. They’re not a very interesting chip, are they? And I only remember them coming in salted (normal) flavour and sour cream and onion. Do they have other flavours? Let me check.
I guess so but not many. And they still look boring. And unhealthy. Even by potato chip standards. Anyway, they don’t sell that shit in the UK and I don’t miss it. I wasn’t even buying it when I lived in the US.
5:15 – Super Awkward Gal says, “I love you” to Tammy. You know, how like some heterosexual women think that it’s cute to pretend to be gay for other women.
By the way, Tammy is like…I don’t know…20? Maybe not even that old. Super Awkward Gal: 35.
Anyway, nothing of interest was said here. Just the usual awkward bullshit that we get from Super Awkward Gal.
6:15 – Now Super Awkward Gal is in a public toilet. Ummm…what can we expect here? I’m not sure I’m into this.
And the camera is three inches from her face, as usual. I’m definitely not into that.
7:00 – Adam the Woo just suddenly appears and we’re supposed to know who this is. No introduction needed for this guy. He’s a big celebrity.
What the fuck. These videos are an incomprehensible mess. Can we just get back to your boobs, please?
8:30 – Super Awkward Gal is being super awkward with Adam the Woo and you can see that he is not enjoying this.
9:15 – “So I’m back at the Ontario Airport”.
What? Right before this, she was about to get on some ride with Adam the Woo. Now she’s in Ontario? Why? What is she doing in Ontario? Nothing is explained.
9:45 – She’s looking forward to seeing Jason, who’s going to be picking her up. Who’s Jason? We don’t know. Nobody knows. She refuses to explain anything. We’re just supposed to know. But nobody knows. These videos are just for her. She’s a fucking lunatic.
There are 196 views after two weeks.
10:45 – She encourages you to continue to watch her “vlogs” so that you know when the next RetroMagic event is.
Why? I’ve yet to figure out what RetroMagic even is. She didn’t say. And why the fuck is she in Ontario?
Absolute dogshit video.
You didn't get it. Actually it's a Lynchian metacommentary on how solipsistic the modern woman is. For her, experience is a fluid coherent stream of self-indulgent thoughts, feelings, wants, desires, needs, requests, and pleas. But the audience is not made privy to any of these things. We're just meant to know what she wants and give it to her. Even time and space jumps through hoops to serve her. She never explains anything because she never has to. It's all self evident (for her, who is the only one who matters). We get three seconds of her saggy boobs, and that is all we can expect in return for offering her up reality on a platter.