Truxton – A review of the classic shoot'em up on Sega Genesis – Cannot be Tamed

Whoa!  Get your tissues ready for this one.  Pam is showing about six inches of cleavage.  Views must be going down again.


Her dog is one lucky bitch.

0:30 – “I’m going to read the story summary for you right from the manual.”

This is engaging content right here.  Robo-woman reads a game manual.

0:45 – WHOA!  Hello, ladies.  Brrbrrbrrbrrbrr.  Motorboating those melons.  You know what I mean?  There’s nothing hotter than a 40 year old lesbian dog lover wearing old-fashioned costume jewellery, a weird top, and too much makeup.  

4:15 – More of Pam’s breasts.

5:00 – “Maybe my eyes are just getting old.  Yeah, they are.”

That’s right.  I have a vague memory of Pam wearing glasses.  Why doesn’t she wear them in the videos?  This would all add to the sexual appeal.  

6:15 – She’s talking about a video game or something but who’s listening?  We’re all fixated on these massive jugs.  

So that’s the video.  Let’s check out the comments.

– “Nice baloons! Retro videogames rules!”

– “Pam got dem tig o bittiez!”

– “What a lovely blouse”

– “When you got your ovulation??”

That’s one of the weirder comments that I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, I suspect that there were A LOT of comments about her tits but she just deleted and banned all of these people.  Because the only two overtly boob-related comments were written in the past 3 hours (as of me writing this) and Pam is probably asleep at this time.  When she wakes up, she’s going to delete these comments too and ban the users.

But what kind of comments can she possibly expect?  These are horny, mentally challenged guys.  She knows this.  And she wore this intentionally to get more views.  If you don’t want comments about your tits from horny retards, put some clothes on. 

Oh, on Twitter, Pam advertises a “podcast” that she went on.  You can watch it here:

It’s with a lesbian named Petee and Pam is drinking wine throughout.  It’s 45 minutes.  After 24 hours, it has 79 views.  One of the comments is “Two legends”.  I think that we all know what he’s talking about.

Anyway, 45 minutes of two boring as fuck drunk lesbians droning on about nothing.  Who wouldn’t want to watch this?  

2 thoughts on “Truxton – A review of the classic shoot'em up on Sega Genesis – Cannot be Tamed

  1. Bleh, her voice puts me to sleep. Not to mention it's kind of hard to take someone with her voice seriously when discussing some super nerdy shit like the extreme details of how a game works.

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