https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl_xAZJ04_U
Hey, Super Awkward Gal is back and showing her tiki mug collection. We all love a good tiki mug. Whatever that is. Let’s find out!
0:00 – “It has been a hot minute (salutes) since I have actually been on here.”
What? No it hasn’t. Well, her last video was two weeks ago. Maybe in her world, that constitutes a “hot minute”. Maybe she wants to upload more frequently.
Here’s my suggestion: where’s that bitter Screenwave FAQ that we were promised?
Then she tells you that she fractured her toe. So now she can’t wear cute shoes. Or cute outfits.
Then she says that she’s not going to show her feet unless it’s for money. I’m not sure that anyone is interested but whatever.
She doesn’t tell us how she broke her toe. I’ve never broken a bone. Is that normal? I was never into team sports or any of that shit, so that helps. There was a kid in my school who seemed to have a broken arm or something all the time. What was going on? Why was he constantly breaking bones? And just generally, there would always be some kid on crutches. So it seems common. At least with children.
But Super Awkward Gal is almost 40. She’s not breaking her toe roughhousing at recess, is she?
3:45 – Whoa! Baby got back. I wasn’t expecting this. Just a fast-paced montage of Super Awkward Gal’s ass. She’s putting tiki shit on her swank new shelves.
You know, Erin could learn something from Super Awkward Gal. Erin’s new shelves are fucking trash. But Super Awkward Gal actually did get nice looking shelves.
6:00 – “For those who don’t know, I used to be a junkie for a skipper.”
What the hell is she saying? I’m pretty sure that it’s not that. She’s showing a carving of her in some underwater boat and then makes that comment.
9:45 – They have a sauna. I bet she can’t wait until “Pops” kicks off.
She has no job. And even when she was working, it seemed to be fairly low paying jobs. Her husband is a heavily-tattooed douchebag. He’s probably not working in a bank or something.
If it weren’t for “Pops”, what kind of place could they actually afford? It wouldn’t be anything like this palatial estate that they’re in now.
Wait. What? They’re going to put “a bunch of windows” in the sauna so that it becomes a “three season room”.
Oh.
